I need more advice.

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>>37594013
No. Just no, breh.

>>37594053
No what? I'm trying to improve myself. Telling me that doesn't benefit either of us. I just want to have more ideas on ways I can better my looks/personality.

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absofuckinglutelyfuckingnot

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Pic related was about a year ago at some party type thing in my town. I'm posting this to show my typical outfit. Is there something I should change? I'm thinking shoes, but I don't know what shoes are good.

>>37594013
you're kinda fucked OP. you look like the classic dorkus dorko. you need to shave the mustache, loose the glasses, grow your hair way out, and workout.

>>37594177
Currently I am working out. Doing a little bit of walking while I listen to podcasts. I do push ups every other day, 5 sets of 10, and sit ups for 5 sets of 15. I would grow my hair out but it gets kind of weird and shaggy-like..what would you recommend? Also, the mustache? Why? I already shaved the beard.

>>37594206
Get rid of the moustache. Period.
Also doing a couple sit ups and push ups isn't working out. Go to a gym.

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>>37594013
Fuck there is no way this is real. I really want to believe but I can't.

>>37594013
post a time stamp prove its you then I will give advice

>>37594261
Is there a program I could do at home to build up some initial strength before actually joining? I have awful social anxiety and I know I'm severely weak. Being so weak only worsens it. I literally have a chubby face, and a skelly

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>>37594206
nah just shave. trust me. you need to bulk up your neck, chest, shoulders, and arms. when i say grow it out i mean like pic related

>>37594291
I'll upload one, one minute.

>>37594013
I agree with >>37594261
The mustache makes you look like you're trying to compensate too much for features that might be often perceived as negative.

>>37594324
>>37594206

Go to /fit/. View the wiki. Read threads and actively participate in the lifestyle.

Walking is a meme no-nothing C- barely-graduate doctors give out to people they know won't do anything else. Invest in a gym membership and lift or swim, invest in your own equipment, or practice calisthenics.

Consider putting your hair up. It looks less confident when down.

Consider finding more appealing glasses frames if you are willing to spend the money/have insurance. I feel they shrink into your head.. Thin rectangle frames look terrible most of the time from what I have seen. I used to have them too, so I have a personal point of reference for that. The glasses are a less important detail, though

A note of praise, though--your smug face game is pretty solid. It looks very natural.

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Bad quality, I know. Figured it'd be the easiest way.

>>37594431
I'll shave it, but I feel like I'll look even worse without one. About the hair, my hair lays flat naturally. How can I train it to not do that? Will try about the glasses.. sort of expensive, but I will try.

And thanks :-)

>>37594435
Your hair looks greasy. Make sure to shower once a day and comb your hair.
Jesus anon I feel like your mom here

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>>37594435
Shave mustache it's really disgusting. Shave every 3 days at least. You honestly wouldn't look that bad if it wasn't for the chubby face and mustache. Glasses are fine. What is some example of clothes you wear? It's very important to dress nicely.

>>37594486
I wash it daily. It has always been oily. Maybe its the shampoo. Is there a "good" brand that will make the oils lessen? I'm sorry..

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>>37594431
Also, I found a picture from last year when I had my hair up.

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>>37594510
Continuing points I forgot-
Make sure you shower every morning.

>I'll shave it, but I feel like I'll look even worse without one

Nope.Shaving will greatly improve your appearance.

Make sure you have good dental health.
Also, drink coffee to make yourself look more awake.

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>>37594510
Stuff like this. Simple and comfortable.

>>37594579
I do drink a bunch of coffee.. are you saying that I don't look awake? What does that mean?

>>37594636
Slacks are really comfy and look nice. Make sure your clothes are closer fit in the future. Also get age appropriate shirts. You're to old to be wearing a shirt like that. Wear polos or button down. If you really want to wear that style of shirts make sure it doesn't have childish designs on it.

>>37594738
Would a plain colored shirt and a jacket work? What are some good quality brands?

>>37594514
Is your hair naturally dark/black? Do you cut your own hair?

>>37594769
It's natural yeah. I usually just shave it and let it grow in to the length it is at currently.

>>37594800

When someone sees you they get a first impression based off a few factors.

>Clothing (20 feet away)
>Haircut (10 feet away)
>Facial hair (5 feet away)

I don't care about your clothing, but absolutely lose the facial hair and get a decent haircut. Your facial hair makes you look unkempt and disgusting. Upper facial hair in general in men is unattractive.

Social interaction is not about looks. Only shallow people care about looks.
If you want to impress shallow people you're better off just being rich forever.

Master small talk. I know you fuckers secretly want to talk about deep shit irl and not just pop culture and radio music. Have a connection with interesting people etc. etc.

99% of people have something interesting to talk about, but they use small talk to gauge whether or not you're a normie.

Be able to talk about what's going on right now at any moment, and people will gradually open up to you.
>e.g. "oh hey anon what do you think of the soup?" etc.

Be comfortable and people will be comfortable. Be nice and people will be nice.
most people want to be virtuous. They want to praise good people and do the right thing.

You - Negativity = A decent person
You + Negativity = A whiny bitch

If you don't care about people and are just trying to get laid, a person who is really fucking funny can pull both men and women.

If you want 10/10 you literally have to make them say in their mind:
>There's no way a person who looks like this can possibly be that confident.

I learned how to be confident, only by failing repeatedly and being cringy in public for a loooong time.
I got rejected by every crush I ever had until I didn't care what women thought of me.

I now have a social circle of very famous people in the music industry. I'm still ugly, but Chad washes my car.

Good on you for chasing success. It's the most satisfying thing mortality has to offer.

>>37594013
be a badass guitar player

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Any advice for me? I have severe aspergers

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>>37595059
Yes. I don't think you'd like it, though.

Hust give up

>>37595059
You look off. It's sad cause it looks like you're doing everything right. Something off though

>>37594800
Go to a barber and get a real haircut. Shave, eat well, and work out in a gym. Get contacts.

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>>37595087
>>37595098
Must be something I can do to look normal or at least close

Shave mustache, get different glasses maybe?

>>37595059
>>37595124
You look normal. Just your lips look at little off, but that's not your fault.

>>37595059
Trim the facial hair, just make it look neat. Other than that, you look pretty normal.

>>37594013
Use meme terms from /pol/ you have that look of being funny as hell if you use the right edgy memes IRL

>>37594146
get more slim fitting stuff, also ditch the shoes for something relatively normal. Chucks work depending on how old you are

>>37594146
H-holy shit dude, you got a head the size of a chestnut.

>>37594514
Try panteen, only use it once a week though because the more you use shampoo the greasier it gets

T.Guy who used to have greasy hair everyday because of this

>>37595059
>>37595124
>Literal perfect human being

Nah you're fine brah, nice bait

>>37594475
I agree with the poster above that your hair looks greasy. Your general hygiene looks poor. Consider adjusting your product use, showering more often (only shampoo 1 or twice a week max unless you
>>37594554
Don't spike your hair. Just comb it back, or let it go wild. Don't do neat forward-facing hairstyles, it will just look greasy.
>>37594636
Get clothing that fits. More importantly, don't wear those loafers in public ever again.

>>37594013
Sorry you will never become a normie, just be happy being yourself

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>>37594013
Hey I'm a mostly normal person compared to people here. Don't ever post your picture like you have because people will cruelly make fun of you for anything. Literally anything here.

Just keep talking to people you are fine, also don't listen to any of the advice that the psychos give to you here. They are fucking insane and assholes. You are fine. You are cute. Don't listen to these assholes. I didn't read the thread but I've been here long enough to guess what kind of douchey garbage they might say to you.

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>>37594013
shave the pedostache
comb your hair better, pic related
also have a less autismo facial expression
tell us what you talk about w strangers

also hit the gym
get some GAINZ
>>>/fit/

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>>37594013
You shaved your beard and left the moustache in an attempt to look more normal?

Holy shit.

>>37594146
>>37594636
Work on that body language, you looks like sagat in these, if you are going to cross your arms try to not be so tense

>>37594013
R... Ricky Gervais?

>>37594013
Breh breh. U look creepy no offense.

>>37594206
Get rid of the stashe weirdo

>>37594013
Learn to be happy with your circumstances. Only people who have accepted it can move on to bigger, better things.

>>37594636
Dude who the he'll wears dress shoes with jeans and a simple t shirt. Wtf

>>37594013
Work out
that haircut is shitty btw. Try something more current
Work out. Seriously. If you ever want a chance with a girl who is even a 5/10.
Keep that damned mustache off of your face. It makes you look like a pedo.
Again, WORK OUT. It'll not only make you feel better, it'll make you look better.

>>37594331
Are you autistic?
No. That's not going to do him any good

>>37594013
Is that Ricky berwick?

>>37594435
You'd easily be a 6/10 if you shaved that pedostache and did something with your hair.

>>37594800
Next time just shave the sides. Might look better

>>37594146
Find some slimmer jeans and take your shirt size down by one, don't do something with your body that feels uncomfortable. A good rule of thumb for me is to keep the back straight but the shoulders relaxed.

>>37594475
Try American Crew forming cream. One can of that lasts me like a year, it smells nice, and it makes your hair look the right mix of neat and messy, if you only use a little in the front.

>>37594013
You look like rivers cuomo.. I'll only say something nice rn.

>>37594435
Get a nicer haircut and lose the glasses. Maybe even try to look more stoic and brooding. That weird smirk isn't working for you my friend

>>37594554
Shave that God damn moustache, my man. Get more sun. And get rid of the glasses.

Looks like the guy who got caught on "To Catch a Predator" and promptly tried to stab himself with a pen.

>>37595124
hit the gym
get >>>/fit/

>>37594013
I dont know just act as a non filosofical creature always go to starbucks spam a lot of stale memes as cash me outside and trash dove and me always mean and hipocritical to your pears making the same shit as them