/britfeel/

Post your polling station for a laugh lads, hahahaha.

Post your house address for a laugh lads, hahahah

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Who's the guy next to blair in this image?

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Milk Cat 75

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Post your bank account details for a laugh lads, hahahaha

>EXIT POLL FOR /BRITFEEL/
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Post your credit card information for a laugh lads, hahahaha

post your willys for a laugh lads, hahahaha

>>37583880
David Blunkett

>>37583880

David Blunkett, former home secretary

>>37583880

David Blunkett

He blind

>>37583678

Is your name Josh? I know a lad called Josh with a similarly unhealthy dependency on his mother.

repost

Who /kekistan/ here?

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>Go down the supermarket
>Notice reduced Scotch in time for Father's Day
>Think 'sure, why not get it out of the way?'
>'Do you have ID?'
>I'm 30
>'No, but I'm probably older than you are'
>'Sorry but no ID means I can't sell it to you'
>'Exactly how old do you think I am?'
>Other staff looking apprehensive
>I don't push it, but I leave pissed off
For fuck's sake, you bloody imbecile. If I was some kid looking to get pissed behind the bike shed would I opt for pricey whiskey? Would I fuck. Use your god damn head for once, you feckless cretin.

>>37583882
what is up dog?

original qestuib

>>37583946
Grow a beard lad, it solves all that

Post your mother's maiden name for a laugh lads, hahahaha

>>37583950
>what up dog?

not much lol. yourself?

>>37583967
haha lad it would be funny if you posted your national insurance number, haha just for a laugh lad

>>37583979
YOU LITTLE SHIT I WAS TRYING TO HELP
DON'T YOU DARE MAKE A FOOL OF ME AGAIN
I WILL END YOU

>>37583946
>be 33
>this time last year, whenever someone guessed my age, they'd put me in my mid twenties
>got IDd fairly regularly
>seemingly aged overnight
>never IDd
>age guessed in mid thirties, early forties
>I will never feel young again
>no more excuses for being a failure

You will miss getting IDd

>>37584001

The three letters on my National Insurance number are JSA

It was a sign

>>37584004
hehe sure you were.

what up dog? what up

>>37584018

Mine too. What year were you born?

>think about getting a little notebook to doodle in
>have a few ideas of stuff id like to draw
>remember im complete dog shit at it

i will never have happiness

>>37584053

1992, you?

unoriginal

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Post your waifu for a laugh lads, haha
really

https://youtu.be/n-jTLKLomQs

new song lads check it out tell me what you think

>>37584082
>3d waifu

you genuinely, not even joking, disgust me

>>37583880
can't see mate, describe him to me

>>37584076

1983... So that has nothing to do with the first two digits.

I think 'A' represents first born though.

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>>37584082
Your waifu is a shit
Here's mine

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>>37584082
I wonder how many Saudi princes pic related has fucked

A lot of people on facebook are talking about voting for Labour. hehe... I'm scared lads.

>>37584086
cool song. keep it up lad

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>>37584154
>mfw he found a girl that looks more like a man who gets repeatedly called boy george
>>37584108
realax, crayonfucker
drawing a 2d waifu when I get good enough, can't wait to be free

>>37584183
Make sure to collect any good salt when they lose

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>>37584082
2D STRONG PROTECT ME FROM THE 3DPD

desudesu

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>>37584082
how do i get a slav gf lads

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>>37584183
lot of people voted remain too lad

don't underestimate middle england

>>37584183

Don't worry lad, all the polls are in for the tories.
Polls aren't wrong, ever.

tories on suicide watch tomorrow morning

>>37584214

Former counting agent here, ticks are accepted too

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>>37584086
you're pretty good at your instrument, the singing is the issue.
>>37584200
dimensional war now
>>37584206
don't, they're qt but she probably lost it by 13 lad. It's a trap.

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>tfw you oversleep and forget to vote for yourself because you were too baked from last night
but at least you can have your shreddies

So what's with this meme about taking your own pen in case they rub out your vote? Are people really this thick?

Don't look now but I spilled some milk down me front, looks a bit lewd lads haha

>>37584248
drew my gondola in blood, no worries here

>>37584252
the milk man giveth and he taketh away

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>>37584082

>all these 3D waifu plebs suddenly emerging

Aren't you supposed to be partying at the club or something, normies

>>37584214
Technically you get use draw anything in the ballot box like a tick or a smiley face and it'll count as long as it's clear what you meant and interpreted as such by whoever's counting the votes.

Hi lads I'm a new personality/character.

My name is Marthin Starrs.

I'm a 22 year old blonde headed gay man from Sheffield. Looking forward to being a bit part of Britfeel from now on.

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My driving lesson went very well!

Now to get comfy and drunk

Voted for Corbine (out of sympathy) but I live in a Tory seat so I might as well have drawn a big jizzing cock.

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Finding the captcha is my new hobby

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.6806327,-1.852284,3a,15y,267.88h,83.18t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s9LmQ-dRM71MfLCqutsimow!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>>37584275
>emerging
>posting sophie here for two years
what did he mean by this?
>muh 2d safe space
karen, ebin and tilde are the best waifu posters

My 4skin looks like the end of a ballon, wat do lads?

>>37584286
Welcome Marthin! Good to have you here. How did you vote in the GE?

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>>37584082
Voted Labour earlier today lads.

Got a mates Birthday party tomorrow. Going to be on my laptop, so I can't play vidya on account of being on my laptop. Might buy a new mouse and monitor over the weekend.

Who knows, I'm a wildcard.

>>37584286

You mean you're a 29 year old 'creative' from Glasgow, now living in Germany?

>>37584286
> blonde headed gay man

It's been done, via the Lenlad, Tildeanon, SSanon characters.

Derivative and pedantic attempt. Two thumbs down.

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>>37584286
Piss off.

Origano.

>emmerdale is on the tele
>some very effeminate numale is holding another by the neck
>"if you ever go near her again, I'll kill you"
>other guy is visibly scared
I thought this thing was supposed to be grounded in reality

>>37584313
Lob it off lad

>>37584286
>tfw no genuine Sheffield lads to hang out with

>>37584303

> rock inn hotel

l-lewd

>>37584321
Voted for Lib Dem, because I fancy Tim Farron a bit.
>>37584328
No, 22 and from Sheffield. This is a reference to something?
>>37584332
Look, I am a blonde headed gay man, but that's not all I am.
>>37584337
Why are you filtering me so quickly?
>>37584365
I'd go for a pint depending on what you are like. Can you describe yourself a little bit?

I bet Marthin is a redditor

>>37584414
What makes someone officially a "redditor"?

Anybody got a job I could have? hahahaha

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>>37584324
As-salamu alaykum brother

isdesu

Hi lads, Harry Ford here.

I'm a new personality, 24 M from Northampton, Straight, dark brown hair. Looking forward to being part of britfeel

>>37584430
Come clean my flat.

>>37584446
what's the pay lad?

>>37584441
Nice to meet you, Harry.

Just woke up lads, by the time I wash some clothes, shower, and walk to the voting station it'll be 10 oclock, very sad times

Based roasties?
https://twitter.com/samblackledge/status/872428426392735748

Hi lads, Harold Shipman here.

I'm a new personality, 71 M from Donneybrook, Straight, Grey hair, looking forward to providing letha... being part of britfeel

>>37584437
Never said I agreed with Corbyn lad. Think the bloke's a bit of a spineless tosser.

That being said, Mummy May is basically an evil vampire woman LARPing as Thatcher, and being Welsh, I think that instantly triggered some sort of hate reflex.

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>>37584501
the tumblr - normal divide is a serious issue for the country

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Say hello to your future PrimeMinister and First Concubine/ Home secretary

>>37584526
The yellow and pink haired girl looks like an old lady cosplaying as a teenager

>>37584526
PHWAOOOR check out the pronouns on her

>>37584430
Had my first commitments meeting yesterday. Lady seemed nice but ultimately very unhelpful. Was hoping for actual CV feedback and stuff. I foresee a lot of bullshit workshops and courses in the near future.

>>37584511
Only oldfag will remember this meme. It was the man who invented /Britfeel/.

>>37584561

Shipposting didn't start until January 2016, britfeel has been around since November 2014

>>37584553
I still really fancy her.

>>37584526
I unironically prefer this look to slags

I would bang all of them relentlessly

>>37584543

Looks shooped.

Besides, Flabbot is kill.

>>37584589
mate... come on now desu

>>37584591
How are they not slags

>>37584591
same tbqh
also slightly turned on over how angry they all were. tfw no 17 year old labour voter with peasant accent gf
>>37584607
LEAVE MY WAIFU ALONE NO BULLY

>>37584501
What children think:
>"Jeremy corbyn was called a terrorist sympathiser because he said he didn't like war"
>>37584437
Reality: Literally said he sympathised with islamic terror

>>37584589
I kinda do too but the redhead is the best girl

Off for a beer run tbqh any of you lads want a freddo at 60p before they hit 1 pound tomorrow?

>>37584643
holy fuck, they're 60p now?!

>>37584622
>Reality
the jews out in force I see
say it with me lads
GAS CHAMBERS 2017
>>37584636
patrician taste
qt in the middle claimed

>>37584643
bounty bar and some tequila beer for me lad

>>37584526
1, 4 and 7 only good ones

>>37584526
>I'm not like the other girls
hoops+nose
nose
hoops
lipring
lipring+hoops

>>37584591
>I would bang all of them relentlessly

What is wrong with you? They are all awful.

>>37584620
I'm sure chicks like this are a dime a dozen at uni

Just recycle some Chomsky and they'll be hanging on your every word, in the sack by the end of the night

>tfw I never went to uni

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Always end up wage cucking when happenings happen lads

>Brexit
>Trump
>Last election
>Manchester attack
>London attack

and now this election

Its pretty good t b h, Only really check the news when on break so its always a nice surprise to see whats going on through the night

>>37584685
>tfw at uni but no friends, cripling anxiety and depression
I hate being alone so much

>>37584526
the only /fa/ one here is far right or middle

second from the right is trying way too hard

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Found one of BritNormie's posts from when he was 25.

Looks like he's been shitting this place up for years.

>>37584741
hahahaha fucking gold desu

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>>37584286
will you be my bf marthin

>>37584783
I know. What a fucking cunt.

>>37584789
Are you straight? I'm not interested in gay men. I don't feel attracted to other gay men.

>>37584819
yeah desu i'm pretty straight

>>37584827
Have you ever been with a man before?

>>37584741

>Earns 4k
>Blows it every month

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>>37584847
KHHV virgin lad

>>37584848
He said the other day he makes about 120k a year now. I wonder if he blows all that too.

I did actually scribble a gondola on my ballot paper lads, im feeling pretty fucking proud of myself to be dessy

>>37584877
His recent memes certainly blow

>>37584866
Good. Good. That's what I like. And you know it would be a once off encounter, right? Because once we've shagged, that's it, you're ruined. You'd just be a bum boy to me then, and I don't like bum boys.

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>>37584909
I don't want to have sex I just want to hold your hand and hug...

Hi! Not new to 4chan, but new to /r9k/

What's the gondola meme about?

might go down to the polling station just to see who my meme party candidate is

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>>37584920
Nope. Not interested in ladies, sorry.

Hello 4chan friends. I am here to tell you that you will be seeing a new meme very shortly. Very good things ahead

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Internet's being a right cunt, I swear. I don't pay 50-60 quid a month for this shite.

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>>37584950
>tfw rejected once again

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>>37584936
Get out

Origeno

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Evening lads, got back from wageslavery about an hour ago and I get to go back for six in the morning! Really quite jealous of all you lads who get to stay up, get comfy and wait for the results desu~

>tfw kind of enjoyed work today

Very strange desu~

Also six whole days without binging and purging lads! Hopefully I can make it a whole week desu. Hope you've all made me proud today!

How are you all feeling tonight then anons?

>>37584789
You're breaking my heart, Ebin~

>>37584950
Is that you in the photo Marthin?

>>37584976
you can't flirt with everyone and expect ebin to stay loyal

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>>37584976
>Also six whole days without binging and purging lads!

That's huge Tildey, well done mate.

>>37584976
>wahh wahh 6am
Completely normal starting time. I get the joys of being up and at work for 4:30am.

>>37584982
No that guy is bald. I have blonde hair.

DUH!

Lol. ;)

>>37584976
You should just start a blog at this point and stop posting here.

>>37584976
tilde there is something that I would like you to do that would make me really really happy forever

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>>37584976
d-don't worry tilde, i'm just joking, someone bullied me earlier for responding to you


Getting prepped to go vote desu lads, hope the normies have cleared off or I might not bother, started to rain about 30mins ago so the normies might have dispersed with any luck.

>>37585000
Stephen Port confirmed

>>37584976
good on you lad i've faith you can get the 7th day.
did you get your ps4.
i didn't do anything to be proud of today desu.

>tfw mummy shows me this nasty looking bruise
>doesn't hurt, but also has no idea what caused it

is mummy dying lads?

>>37585047
Nope but I do love to take GHB and give it to straight men too

>>37585075
Your mum is actually a peach, lad.

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>>37584991
That doesn't make it hurt any less!

>>37584995
Thank you lad, hope things are going well for you too~

>>37584999
>4:30

wew, what kind of job do you have anon? Do you at least leave earlier than usual?

>>37585044
And what would that be, anon?

It's something mean, isn't it?

>>37585045
Ignore all bullies desu! Hope you manage to vote okay lad, most normies would have done it by now I imagine~

>>37585069
Thank you anon! I really hope you have a great day tomorrow!

>did you get your ps4

Ordering it now lad, going to be a bit skint for a week but it is nothing I am not used to~

And it is fine to have days where you don't do much anon. Anything you are working towards at the moment?

>>37585122
https://youtu.be/6MZhaX8P3W8

>>37585094
Not him but a gay lad once gave me a super dose of that stuff. Dont remember much. Odds I was fiddled with?

>>37585151
If it was me then the odds are 100%. LOL. ;)

gonna have to get some booze in for tonight, should be a right laugh either way, i've hit full apathy on this whole thing

anyone want anything from the co-op?

>>37585185

Choc ice

>>37585185
Do they sell reasons to live at co-op?

>>37585134
Fucking lel no I'll probably finish at around 19:00-20:00.

what the fuck, everything outside my window has gone sepia tone, weird as fuck

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Accidentally posted in the last thread like a spanner.

i feel like absolute shit lads. my sleeping patter is fucked. im living on microwave meals and my anxiety keeps coming back

>>37585206

Yes they do have an alcohol section

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Got myself a 800gram co-op lasagna for 1 quid, a hoisin duck wrap and a korean beef wrap for 80p each.

lifes goin well lads.

>>37584741
>4000 a month at age 25

Why do cunts always have the most money? I'm 25 and I am getting by on 220 a month. Why should some fucking dick who just shitposts here all day with his stupid characters have so much money?

>>37585176
Haha oh you cheeky lad. T'was all in good fun

>>37585219
Buy me a bottle of rum and some coke.

>>37585214
fucking amazing lad desu

looked the bruising up and now worried mummy has leukemia!

>>37585134
Oh ye great. Reply to all these people but not me. Fuck u tilde

>>37585241
You know that rum is made from black guy's cum, right?

>>37585212
Wow, do you at least get a decent wage for that? Take care of yourself lad~

>>37585217
Sorry to hear that anon. Honestly the best way to resolve this is one step at a time. Try sleeping an hour earlier and gradually bring it back to what would be considered normal. Might want to slowly introduce different things into your diet. I know it can be really hard to find the motivation but even a fresh piece of fruit a day is a good starting point. Have you seen your GP about anxiety? There might be some medicines that could benefit you or maybe even therapy. Something worth considering~

If you ever need to talk we are here for you lad~

>>37585298
S-sorry anon, I didn't really know how to answer you. Hope you are doing good tonight though!

>>37585301
Anything to make the pain go away.

>>37585318
Haha u got trolled big time

>>37585318
Like 900 quid a week. It ain't the best but its pretty good. 16 hours ain't much anyway. I've had to pull 48 hour shifts in the past.

>>37585318
>Wow, do you at least get a decent wage for that?

It's a paedo's wage.

>Bushmills & coke
>Thai sweet chili sensations

/comfy/

>>37585134
pretty please with a cherry on top will you fuck off and blog somewhere else you boring one record cunt
if I wanted to hear a normie whine about normie shit id go on facebook or reddit wouldn't i you putrid pile of fake vomit

>>37584441
I thought people from Northampton were all called Piotr or Grzegorz?

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Not again Sexy Kev ffs.

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>>37585380
No meanies allowed here lad. Back to /b/

anyone watching this channel 4 nonsense?

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krillinlad here. My mum made me bin all my krillinlad pictures so this is all I have. Eating a pizza and watching getvthe gringo haha lads, its pretty good so far.

I'm actually getting so fat that I need a separate set of clothes for eating xD

>>37585352
Well I am quite dumb desu. Better to be safe than sorry though~

>>37585364
That isn't bad at all lad! Can't imagine doing a 48 hour shift. Hope you are not overworking yourself though lad~

>>37585366
What is a paedo's wage, anon?

>>37585380
I have already explained that I am not exactly a normie. I do not understand why you are being so hostile lad. I would much rather be your friend desu~

>>37585318
>give me the attention 'lads'

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Quite fed up tonight.

Any britfeel boys in Gloucester know a weed dealer? Need a number, thank you

>>37585134
i'll try my best tomorrow but i don't plan on doing much over the next few days had a moment earlier and fucked my hand up.
nothing an ice pack ibuprofren and tramadol can't fix. did think i'd broke my knuckle but it's not.work should be interesting in morning but act like a twat you got to deal with the consequences.

>>37585435
>What is a paedo's wage

900 a week apparently

>>37585453
Aye, I got you lad.

01452726920

>>37585477

inb4 this turns out to be the local constabulary, i was thinking of posting the number to my old pay-as-you-go mobile just for shits and giggles

>>37585435
oh to fill you in tilde, i didn't go into town and buy a new pad today. i was at home worrying about never getting a job and watching drawing tutorials. thanks for your support though

>>37585293
get her tested lad if any worry

>>37585435
>Hope you are not overworking yourself though lad~
Haven't had more than 1 day off at a time in 2 years laddie. More money than I know what to do with but I'm worried that if I have too much time off I'll get lazy and shit.

>>37585452
why marriage?
why is the only civil partnership they don't qualify for the one they want?
why aren't they campaigning for KFC to be sold at Burger King? It's just as absurd

>>37585417
what is it? deudesudes

>>37585521
KFC is shit anyway. Shouldn't be sold to begin with.

>>37585453
I have a dealer in Bristol. Just texted him and he said he'd travel to Gloucester if you bought an ounce. Or you could visit him.

Would that suit you?

There's men outside fixing potholes and I went outside to close the gate and one of them shouted over "here comes the tea and biccies!" and I pretended to laugh and went back inside.

Hate banter desu.

Go vote Labour so I win 200 pound.

>>37585538
are we still on the marriage metaphor?

>>37585542
How much for the oz? Also I'm after 3.5 at most today sadly.

>>37585590
Haha that made me laugh but if it happened to me I know I'd hate it too

>>37585590
when theyve gone, stamp on their hard work or smash a brick into it or something, fuck it up anon, also...seems a bit late for contractors to be working

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back lads, did my democratic duty and voted. Stalled 3 fucking times at a junction with cars behind me. At least the people at the polling station were old and nice and it was empty

now to stay awake and watch the first few hours of the election

Just dropped my phone in my fray bentos, fml.

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>>37585590
Should have offered them a brew you ungrateful shit.

>>37585457
I hope you don't have moments a lot lad, hurting yourself isn't good. Have a good day at work and take care of yourself~

>>37585503
That's alright anon, I know it isn't always easy. It is great you watched drawing tutorials lad! Were you looking at anything in particular?

>>37585515
You are the hardest working person I have met! You deserve some time off and I promise you won't get lazy. I am a bit worried with how much you are working lad, do you at least get a decent rest on your off day?

>>37585605
Both tbqhwy

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>>37585590
>Hate banter desu.
LITERALLY
CAN'T
HANDLE
THE
BANTZ

>>37585611
Aww I didn't know you can drive ebinlad

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Do any lads know of any good sites to download songs/videos form youtube? the ones i used to use have just gone to shit and try to install viruses or trojans everytime you try to use them, pic just for attention dessy

>>37585611
>stalled 3 times

Are you just leaning ebin?

>>37585607
Oz of bubblegum is 140. Pretty decent smoke for the price. It's those really dry, powdery buds.

Oz of girl scout cookies is 200. It's a cali import. Very very good stuff.

>>37585649
He is in the right.
I'm suing /britfeel/ for the same reason.

>>37585521
Marriage is shit in general. I don't get why you need to go through all that bullshit just to love someone.

>>37585628
>do you at least get a decent rest on your off day?
Decent enough yeah. Spend most of it helping my auntie since shes the only family member I really like.

>>37584245

Polls are open until ten, dope fiend lad.

>>37585682
Monogamy in general has always baffled me desu. Its like, they're just someone of the opposite sex you happen to really like and have sex with, who cares if they fuck other people

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>>37585661
>>37585668
I passed in 2012 and was shut in ever since so I didn't get a car, and no I've driven over 200 miles since I got this car (mostly at 4am on empty roads) so I've got no excuse, I'm just an awful driver and can't drive when other cars are on the road, really don't know what to do, I don't have anywhere to drive during the daytime so its not that bad yet. When other cars are behind me I freak out and lose everything

also noticed my skin is going shit around my nose and I have spots for the first time in ever, no idea how to fix this, maybe I should start washing my face or something

>>37585717
Don't be a cuck, it's in poor taste.

>>37583839
Haven't used heroin in 3 weeks

Life is going great but tonight I have a choice

The pharmacy fucked my methadone (60mg) prescription up and I didn't pick up yesterday.

I'm beginning to feel really sick quite quickly.

I'm planning to use tonight to tide me over to tomorrow

Life is well otherwise

Based corbyn

CAN HE DO IT?

>>37585664
https://rg3.github.io/youtube-dl/
best thing for it by miles

>>37585526
"alternative election night" just a bunch of bants to lighten the mood.

>>37585628
cheers mate, will try to go out again tomorrow. really need a new pad because my old one is full up. haven't drawn in two days. just looking at digital art stuff, furry art, wondering if i can get into that lark for a bit of dosh. weebs and neets chuck their neetbux at that kind of tat.

>>37585664
I use keepvid but it doesn't work on most vevo crap

>>37585739
why do you think he's based out of interest?

>>37585719
> When other cars are behind me I freak out and lose everything

This happens to me too. They also get mad and pass me dangerously cos I'm slow. :(

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>>37585661
Lord knows how he passed his test but he's somehow legally allowed to be on the roads.
Pic related, a typical outing for ebin.

>>37583943
Who /plebbit/ here?

>>37585748
>"alternative election night"
Sounds like something Russel Brand would show up on

If Cuckbyn wins, will my autismbux get increased?

>>37585764
even when I'm driving in the dead of night some guy goes past me even if I'm doing the speed limit, puts me on the verge of tears desu

>>37585760
He's brave for facing down the alt-right

>>37585738
Do not do that. If you have to score, get street methadone.

>>37585738

how long have you been doing it laddy? ever cleaned up completely before? a friend of mine was into it when i first met him and he packed it in a while later, didnt see him for a few months but he said it was living hell

>>37585765
I imagine ebin driving being somewhat similar to Mr.bean

>>37585778
Are the cons not just "right"? hardly bloody alternative right when old people vote for it.

>>37585760
he wants to kill jews thats pretty based

>>37585773
yes.
Go out and vote.

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>>37585803
I already voted for UKIP out of spite because I hate pakis 2bh.

>>37585795
old people have always been alternative right.
Letting age cloud their vision

Finally got around to finishing Peep Show.

Ending was a bit lacklustre.

>>37585743
thanks laddy ill try that in a bit
>>37585755
i used to use keepvid ages ago but all of a sudden it just stopped working, kept saying the video was unavailable when i tried to download IIRC, might give it another go though

>>37585792
Thats actually quite accurate anon, I have wierd movement and frequently enter/exit the car while trying to park it, I still can't park it infact. I have to find a place with 3 spots or enough room for a bus before I pull in

>>37585814
I'm pakibrit what are you doing!

>>37585318
>. Try sleeping an hour earlier and gradually bring it back to what would be considered normal.

i am trying to do that but sometimes my anxiety makes stops me from sleeping and makes me have a really bad night.

yeah, i have been the doctors about it. isnt really anything they can do except offer advice i already knew and give me tablets. i usually take herbal tablet that help a bit. the doctor has also given me beta blockers but i refuse to take them because of the side effects. and he gave me some other tablets called zopiclone which i will only take every so often because of the side effects.

often i will have a few good days sleep, and then a few bad days.

thanks for the advice. yeah, i will try to eat more healthy. im just feeling fed up so i havent bothered doing myself anything proper. my mind races too much. maybe its my ADD

Why don't the pakis have their own party?
They could get 1% of the votes.

>>37585845
What was that? I don't speak gunpowder.

>>37585864
>Why don't the pakis have their own party?

They do, Labour

>>37585611
good lad. you're a legend. proper proud of you tbqh.

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Chinese phrase of the day - "He does it for free"

who do u think the queen voted for?

>>37585826
What car do you have ebin lad?

>>37585866
Hey the major of london is paki.

>>37585886
labour

>>37583918
>Gondola got more votes than most of the major political parties

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>>37585876

saw this coming from a mile away but it still made me laugh

>>37585893
No wonder all those people got splatted by a truck.

>>37585816
don't think you know what the term means desu

How do I register to vote?

>>37585893
>Hey the major of london is
he was also on the legal council for one of the guys involved with 9/11

>>37585911
It's important to vote for based corbyn to keep your NEETbux

>>37585886
ukip

oreganos desu famalam

>>37585911
Get a time machine desu

>>37585453
Yes, I live In Cheltenham anon, found an amazing dealer a few weeks ago, how old are you, come meet me and let's get high

why am i even watching the general election it doesn't effect me at the end of the day all i am is a useless neet

Just bought some kindle books about aspergers and dating haha

>>37585917
lmao. It isn't the first time mi5 tries to frame an innocent guy

>>37585930
Affects NEETs and high earning wagies most mate.

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Just woke up after a three hours nap lads, been feeling like shit these past few days. Constant headaches, think i'm stressed because I've not been looking for work like I should have been

>>37585930
vote corbyn to rape the high earning wagies.
Fug the rich

>>37585943
Is it just one page saying "don't bother"?

>>37585814
>I voted UKIP out of spite because I hate pakis 2bh

What a surprise that you're on autism bennies. You're probably the guy who claimed to be "rich and successful" a few days ago.

tilde is the mummy of Britfeel

>>37585962
that happened to me to.
But it's probably because I'm worried about my exams and I'm also fasting

A vote for Corbyn is the only vote that will fuck over BritNormie

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>>37585980
I wish I was rich and successful. Actually, no, I wish I was SOMETHING at all.

>>37585970
More like 200 pages, each saying "don't bother"

>>37585962
You're not going to sleep tonight laddy

lmao guy behind the counter looked at my rum and just said "election night party?"

party of one m8

>>37585999
The phrase cutting off your nose to spite your face comes to mind

>>37585986
does that make len the daddy?

Someone just smashed my dad's car window and I'm fuming boys

>>37586043
Len is the gay little brother and Poleaboo is the weird uncle nobody likes.

vote for corbyn hes a robot just like us

>>37586064
Anon, literally being a mechanical automaton =/= being someone who browses /britfeel/.

>>37586022
OH YOURE SO SMAAART BRITNORMIE WITH YOUR CLEVER TURNS OF PGRASES AND YOUR BIG MONEY POCKETS. FUUUUIUCK YOOOOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6PFNcON1OU

>>37586016
Lol nice one anon

>>37586064
>elected MP and leader of a major political party
>massive cult of personality
>married three times

I voted for Labour but nah

just literally voted for corbyn lads.

islington north represent.

>>37586056
this

im not sure if we have a daddy. what is ebin?

>>37585892
thats dangerous dox territory, thought nobody would care but that streetview guy still manageda mid 2000s mazda

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'sup faggots.
I hope you cast your vote for Trump, or whoever's closest, today.

You really DO need a Muslim travel ban ffs.

And a fucking wall.

>>37585990
>fasting
PAKIS OUT

>>37586009
I've given up on a consistent sleeping pattern. Doesn't help that my new place is freezing

>>37586133
Nice also islington, I offset your vote lad

>>37586133
He literally did it lads

Madlad alert!

>>37586183
Literally don't care what you think.

I'm not saying Labour will win, that would be crazy , but I don't remember Labour having this much momentum since 1997.

>>37585990
>""""""Fasting""""""
Eating one meal a day isn't fasting

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>>37586202
thingggss
can
only get
bettterrrr
can only get
bettttter

my gf just broke up with me lads. worse is that she left her a fat ugly autismo who just got out of prison. wtf is wrong with women.

>>37586235
>a fat ugly autismo who just got out of prison. wtf is wrong with women.

More like wtf is wrong with you where you're even worse than that guy?

Lads, I've just this day got out of prison and already bagged myself a girlfriend.

Admittedly she was dating this complete sperg but if I can get a girl fresh out of prison lads then so can you.

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megalulz

>>37586235
what was he in prison for?

I've only met one guy who went to prison and he too was a fat cunt

>>37586202
That's what happens when a bunch of students hear that they might not to have to pay their student loans.
Not seen anyone who isn't a student seem to care about him.

>>37586235
Should let her cuck you. You might like it.

>>37586183

>uk
>wall

are we keeping out the cornish?

>>37586313
This is why I voted leave

>>37586183
kys burger cunt

>>37586322

Maybe along the Irish border

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>>37586313
>Knickerless Virgin

>>37586322
The Scottish obviously.

>>37586196

islington north lad?

tories last won here in 1931.

>>37586315
dealing drugs the dopey cunt

>>37586133
there's a place for people like you in heaven

>>37586313

> pianne faggot

how the fuck did that manage to get by the ASA?

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Getting cold feet about voting Labour lads. Should have gone with UKIP desu

>>37586343
yeah north, didn't vote tories though

>>37586322
I meant it as a metaphor.

It's a metaphor.

>>37586230
Look at this party election broadcast from Labour in 1997.

No policies. No politics. Just pure optimism. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi5j7jjhm4M

A vote for corbyn is a vote against chads and jews

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>>37586313

>Knickerless Virgin

fuck sake

Hey guys just left some annoying sperg for a hot, big built, aggressive guy who just got out of prison.

>>37586360
Dunno lad check your Quran for guidance

>>37585790
>>37585790
>>37585787
Nobody has any to sell and I'm actually doing really well so I'll be careful and opt to not shit my guys out in agony tonight

It's living he'll put simply

>>37586360

UKIP are finished lad.

They'll be as relevant as the BNP in 5 years time.

been away for a while laddos.

Is film night still a thing on friday or what? I'll be at home drinking cider and want to catch up if possible.

>>37586368
How is this against chads when these girls would vote for him? >>37584526

>>37586360
>wanting to vote racists
are you aware of the world today?

>>37586398
eat something, you'll be less antsy

>>37586375
What about the sperg didn't you like?

>>37586398

yeah we're being murdered by pakis in the streets

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>come home from uni a day ago
>parents giving me shit for not getting a job already
>look for jobs
>10 years experience stacking shelves required

>>37586394
>corbyn=NEETbux
>may=chad gets richer
obviously

getting rained on pretty hard here lads haha

Why do you lads think racism is the answer to terrorism?

All of these terrorists grew up in Britain where they were getting called a paki all the time. Obviously it causes terrorism.

>>37585743

I dont have python interpreter and wouldnt know how to use it, im good with computers, thanks anyway anon

>>37586424
Don't exaggerate you student fuckwit

arm and hand is fucking knackered from practicing EWGF with kazuya

>>37586431

I think we should nuke the midlands desu

>>37586430
i'll let it rain on you even more in the shower lad haha

>>37585927
25 and not originally from glos, not into bum stuff but I just tried using grinder to pick up bud, i may have just asked a cop.
Here's my number if you ever do wanna meet up tho lad, its a throwaway one
07451243329

At poling station now, dubs decides my vote, will prove

>>37586420
I'm a paki and I didn't do nothing.
Stop blaming me for something that has nothing to do with me. The UK is at war with ISIS. Obviously you can expect collateral damage on both sides.
I could have died under those trucks too. I'm one of you. Terrorism is wrong

>>37586452
Vote labour lad.

>>37586452

Sinn Fein

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>>37586336
Dual national bruv.

What did you do today?

>>37586452

draw gondola

>>37586381
it used to be. i was the host but barely anyone showed up so i thought fuck it why bother

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>>37586452
Labour
HEEEELLLOOOooooOOO

>>37586452
Vote labour.
We can't let racism win

>>37586447
theres water in the shower haha

>>37586452
Put one in the box for your local Labour candidate friend.

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>>37586452

Vote Labour.

not original, but very informative.

>>37586464

you can't war with an invisible enemy m8

hate preaching and wahabi influence needs to be stamped out now.

saudi funding of mosques needs to be stamped out.

trading with the saudis needs to come to an end.

loving each other and standing together is burying your head in the sand.

Very tired lads but I already started drinking so I have to continue until at least 1am

>>37586489
i meant me pissing on you lad haha