/britfeel/

File: BP.png (1MB, 989x633px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 989x633px

THE MAINSTREEM BOIPUCCI

File: khan.jpg (151KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 500x500px

Quite warm tonight tbqhwyl

File: DB06hshXgAA-ozL.jpg (218KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

218KB, 1920x1080px

This is fucking retarded

I hate everything

File: 1495669698703.jpg (145KB, 1264x1272px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 1264x1272px

>>37587369
Not first for sophie

File: 0bc86dc1cb2557b8641c6e97f57a92b248380e19e04c9422da185792e952d746.jpg (11KB, 234x200px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 234x200px

Post corbyn

>tfw voted against mummy may
>feel bad because my borough's MP is conservative and he's been great
hold me

>>37587400
lmao

why do they even place Nuttal here

at least the greens might keep a seat

Election results for sexy young britfeel boys

Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

>>37587403
any more of that thot on the left?

>tfw watching tekken stream instead of election night

go away poopy normies

heihachi for pm

File: 8f870f9c47a07413148427ed6ce55ab31a97ea5beac5086d4321208c90ad7c4e.jpg (88KB, 600x606px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 600x606px

Get thee to the gulag Theresa

>>37587403
which of those 3dpd is sophie then.

/r/ing a crying/enraged Theresa May wojak with a Corbyn pepe

>>37587395
yeah, what's up with that guy? is he gay or just camp straight? i don't even know anymore.

File: DBZcayEXkAIXFmy.jpg (102KB, 669x1200px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 669x1200px

>>37587436
Check the lord of the rings mate

File: 1496923895157.png (51KB, 999x999px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 999x999px

Imagine being a Scotcuck right now.

Imagine being a UKIP racist scumbag right now.

Imagine being a Cuckservative right now.

RED. SURGE.

File: Meanwhile.png (119KB, 399x320px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 399x320px

Milk Cat 76

File: 1467326335106.png (772KB, 517x564px) Image search: [Google]

772KB, 517x564px

>>37587436
Here's the only thot on the left you need

>>37587400

Ahh, it's Ipsos MORI. They've been polling Con at quite high for weeks, based on the young voters not turning out.

Wonder if Survation or YouGov have anything out? The first sampled a decent youth turnout, which is likely enough.

File: khan2.jpg (156KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 500x500px

>>37587376
Part and Parcel

>>37587470
holy fuck is that maisie

she look good

File: 1467237309090-2.jpg (37KB, 620x387px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 620x387px

Hiel jezler

File: DBOwB_bXoAEjJB_.jpg (312KB, 1200x1195px) Image search: [Google]

312KB, 1200x1195px

>>37587494
second best waifu tbqh

>>37587445
Avoidingthepuddle?

>>37587447
>Luciana Berger

Is he gunna gas her?

>Run a campaign on being strong and stable
>Too intimidated to mention islam after three terrorist attacks
>Too scared to debate Jeremy 'Punching bag' Corbyn
>Get shown up as a frail old lady numerous times
I just want to meet the person who pushed for the 'strong and stable' line and shake their hand. Hilarious.

File: 1467236499303-1.jpg (122KB, 900x886px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 900x886px

FIGHT MY CHILDREN

>>37587492
>tfw laughing because I'm a londoner now living under hidden sharia

>>37587512
yes lad aris for home secretary

>>37587494
Calm it Khan.

File: 1496519601791.jpg (2MB, 3000x2400px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3000x2400px

REVENGE OF THE YOUNG

File: jeremy corbyn seize the means of production.jpg (905KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

905KB, 1600x1200px

SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION
BASED CORBYN

>>37587477
>Imagine being a Scotcuck right now.
Jocks have all went back to giving labour ezpi seats though.

conservative have still won. lib dems wont do a coalition

File: 1468349719097.png (887KB, 1000x563px) Image search: [Google]

887KB, 1000x563px

>>37587514
The squads have already been mobilized. The shadow government has fallen.

>>37587506
>>37587470
wish she'd smash my knackers desu

>>37587464
I'll do one when the results are obvious.

File: weh.png (51KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 657x527px

tenner on labour
tenner on corbyn being pm

I felt dirty doing it

>>37587533
you calm it, kafir

>>37587477
they'll all be choking on their freely prescribed anti-depressants paid for with english tax money

>>37587551
You never heard of a minority government?

>>37587559
Same bets here lad.

Got banned from the /britpol/ thread for banting off some yank. Absolute state of /pol/ lads

File: May.jpg (30KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 500x500px

Any suggestions on any other people to do ones of + what it says.

File: DBexJ4bXsAMOw4g.jpg (169KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 1024x1024px

>>37587557
>>37587562
maisie is against all kinds of violence

>>37587515
The tories haven't been feeding her enough fox hearts or children souls

Not enough to sustain her all day, running through wheat fields at least

File: Screen Shot 2017-06-08 at 10.49.09 pm.png (164KB, 350x338px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 350x338px

>>37587427
wud fuggg

deeesu

File: Untitled.png (657KB, 2658x1289px) Image search: [Google]

657KB, 2658x1289px

>>37587400
>trusting the polls

File: corbyn laughing.jpg (7KB, 284x177px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 284x177px

>>37587551
may said if she'd lose 6 seats, corbyn would be pm. Now she's lost 17

File: 1468236423884.jpg (35KB, 590x525px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 590x525px

I get scared when mommy starts drinking

tired as fuck lads, im off to bed. night night sleep tight dont let the bed bugs bite

>>37587578
love that movie where she shagged her brother tbqh

I mean it was a shite movie but she did shag her brother in it

>>37587515

Lynton Crosby is your man, a shitposting australian that now manages the tory campaign.

>>37587567
no, what are the chances this could happen?

i hope labours wins but i dont see it happening if they havea minority

>>37587586
Proper wouldn't mind a cheeky handjob under the table from her.

>>37587586

she would be a gilf if she has a neck

File: jeremy corbyn.jpg (547KB, 1000x800px) Image search: [Google]

547KB, 1000x800px

>>37587582
this isn't loony burger land

>>37587547
>be scotcuck
>voted tory

may as well have tossed my vote away desu. I was tempted to vote for SNP just to stop labour getting a seat but fuck SNP

>>37587578
Auyyyy lmaaaao

File: iAnxctV7ZdOdHKwFVnK4tdGJE_Ui-70x0KMxkIJXHqc.jpg (109KB, 768x768px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 768x768px

>>37587607
>I mean it was a shite movie but she did shag her brother in it
you make a compelling argument
>>37587623
planet zog waifus best waifus

>>37587579
Redpill me on fox hunting, why even push that when it's unpopular as fuck and the people that want it are already passionate loyal tories .

File: 1467393415736.jpg (37KB, 620x188px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 620x188px

STRONG AND STABLE STRONG AND STABLE STRONG AND STABLE BRRTZ

File: Screen Shot 2017-06-08 at 10.51.34 pm.png (245KB, 900x1004px) Image search: [Google]

245KB, 900x1004px

>>37587400
love this meme tbdesu

>>37587617
That corbyn logo is fucking atrocious. Why isn't the text even centred to begin with?

I'm sorry, but did the Conservatives already lose?Oh, that's right. The election isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the exit poll. Does not having a majority at the exit poll count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the election is still on? The Conservatives are still going right now and they have been the best party in the Westminster for how many years now? They're against one of the worst Labour parties in politics who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of competing in a snap election. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Conservatives are one of the best fucking parties in the world, they went 331-232 last year and would of won an even bigger majority if the PM didn't fuck a pig. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Conservatives win and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Labour just conceded the poll isn't accurate before any votes have been counted when they needed it to be, just like the Remainers did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Conservative topics because you're an autist who doesn't like the party because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking parties on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>37587611
Well for it to happen, Labour would need to get more votes in parliament for their Queen's Speech than the Tories.

Doesn't have to be a formal coalition.

If the exit poll is right, it's almost a cert.

>>37587559
Same bet lad, if they lose the 20 GBP is worth it

ITS CORBYN MANIA EVERYBODY MAY BLOCK THE FUCK OUT

>>37587630
certain people lobbied her for it

it's pretty barbaric desu, the dogs are starved in the run up to hunts

File: 1469760028371-1.jpg (90KB, 634x536px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 634x536px

He's taken the Tory party down the allotment

>>37587586
She looks like she's about to rub her stockinged foot against your crotch under the table in this pic

i remember watching brexit for the first half hour leave was losing but at the end they won don't doubt big lad Jezza just wait till the end Labour will win i promise

File: 1467552054314.png (1MB, 912x905px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 912x905px

christ, according to jezza vine we're in another nuts timeline

>lab/snp/lib dim coalition still isn't enough

What's a hung parliament lads

File: 1af7f06a42bc632c309be55ac80abe8e96dfd3432e057485c91a30afdf690a9f.png (823KB, 1600x786px) Image search: [Google]

823KB, 1600x786px

Time to start edging lads

>>37587662
i bet tenner on trump and won 80 quid

>>37587701
No overall majority

lads i voted labour and now im literally shaking with regret, what should i do?

File: 1468349563602-0.png (424KB, 700x737px) Image search: [Google]

424KB, 700x737px

Onward to the next election

>>37587716
Keep crying little girl, it's going to be a loooooonnnggggg night.

About to play Life is Strange since it's free on PS and wait for the inevitable tory victory

>>37587700
>20 point lead
>exit poll showing -17 seats

no matter how you spin this lad May has fucked up

File: pepe meme addiction.gif (2MB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 600x600px

Wife Swap: Brexit Special
AARRRGGHHHHHH

>>37587737
exit poll is bunk, I said this in the last thread and I stand by it

File: 1468349924368.png (611KB, 800x663px) Image search: [Google]

611KB, 800x663px

>>37587716
You're me after voting for brexit la. It wasn't you it was brain flu.

File: mumay.jpg (69KB, 620x280px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 620x280px

>>37587634
had to be dooone

mumdesu

>>37587720
keep rolling corbyn

>>37587736
Kate is best girl.

>>37587681
Poor Little Commie Guy

DID ANYONE SEE THAT LIB DEM LAD ON BBC

IS THAT EMOKIDDEH

Who will be the first to be sent to the Gulags?

File: corybyncommunism.jpg (230KB, 466x580px) Image search: [Google]

230KB, 466x580px

Based Corbyn laying the smackdown on May

>>37587749
It's been consistently accurate for the last 30 years. What are your reasons for thinking it's bunk?
>>37587775
BritNormie will be first.

File: socialism.png (322KB, 600x366px) Image search: [Google]

322KB, 600x366px

We're a socialist country

>>37587775
the whites

blox

>>37587775
May

she should be locked up for wanting to take away our internet freedoms

DUP WILL SAVE US

File: Theresa May is for the kidz.jpg (273KB, 634x841px) Image search: [Google]

273KB, 634x841px

>>37587521
Such a good thing that she was impotent.

diversity, socialism, hand outs, open borders.

could it get any better?

im fucking buzzin. YESSSSS LADS

>>37587794
ethno-socialist m8

redistribution of Britain to every cunt in the world who wants to turn up on our doorstep

TORIES BTFO!!!!!!!

File: sweating.jpg (129KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 600x600px

>>37587682
Don't stop there lad.

LABOUR WINS NEWCASTLE

so who's winning

oreg romanov

File: flat,800x800,075,f-c,0,75,800,331.jpg (53KB, 800x331px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 800x331px

>>37587811
>impotent
Don't even need to rubber up then

>>37587806
the DUP couldn't even save peter Robinsons marriage.

>>37587586
She looks like someone Jez would have a one night stand with on Peep Show. Would probably have a sub-plot of her giving him a freaky rimjob

>>37587841
how is this a bad thing, just makes her more appealing

File: 1453083270006.png (123KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 633x758px

>old school friend/acquaintance on normanbook asked how I'm doing
>"fine, how about you?"
>he's enjoying uni and doing exams
>I'm still doing the same thing as back in 2010
>he's a few years younger than me too

How do I bullshit myself out of this one lads? I don't want him to find out what a loser I've become still living with mummy never having had a job.

>first MP talking after winning
>literally first words out of her black mouth are "the murder of Jo Cox"

>>37587792
5% difference already, just trust me mate

>>37587831
vote up from 2015 too

>B-but CORBYN is too unelectable!
>Literally polling better than millipede
>Results so far up more than millipede

>/BRITFEEL/ EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140435
>/BRITFEEL/ EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140435
>/BRITFEEL/ EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140435
>/BRITFEEL/ EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140435
>/BRITFEEL/ EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140435

File: Theresa-May--011.jpg (10KB, 300x180px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 300x180px

>>37587831
St-stop right now i-im in control here!!

>>37587831
Increased majority too. Just shows that people who voted UKIP last time is turning towards Labour in the North and not Tory.

That's it lads. May is finished.

What are the chances that Gondola will be shown on tv?

>>37587720
keep rolling based corbyn

File: pepesweating.jpg (11KB, 159x151px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 159x151px

I put 40 bong on Lib dems under 10.5

File: 1427408422455.gif (270KB, 460x276px) Image search: [Google]

270KB, 460x276px

>>37587782
Who'd he call?

>>37587858
Yet labour has treated him like shit for 2 years kek.

>>37587860
>45% labour
What did you mean by this /r9k/?
thought you were racist

>>37587878
you fucking moron

original

>>37587849
You spend your days helping to run a online community that helps the less sociable people in the UK.

Pretty much sums up shitposting on /britfeel/

I'm so proud of you all!
Much love,
Gondola anon

>>37587896
NEETs are slaves to suckling the lefty cock

>lib dem twat clapping himself
kek

>>37587893
luckily the labour party actually let people vote on the leader

so the blairites can slowly be gulaged from the inside

soon tm

>>37587860
Wait, did so many people here really genuinely vote Labour? I thought you lads were just memeing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJVROcKFnBQ

Still relevant decades later

File: Screen Shot 2017-06-09 at 12.07.07 AM.png (100KB, 260x284px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 260x284px

Look at the state of this cunt.

I bet he posts here.

File: 1427408140878.gif (2MB, 270x276px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 270x276px

>>37587858
Miliband was in on it all along. This has been a Mcdonnel plan since 2010.

File: britroll.png (60KB, 429x410px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 429x410px

>24000
There we fucking go lads

>>37587858
The butthurt has the potential to be immense when they turn out to be same old labour

File: 7c0.jpg (53KB, 640x624px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 640x624px

So far so good my comrades

>>37587932
what is wrong with him? he is a good looking lad

for the love of god can we please just scrap this democracy rubbish pls

>>37587896
>thought you were racist
Yeah tories have REALLY been keeping that paki cock out huh

>>37587953
they have the potential to turn out the same, but we already know for fact that the tories are cunts

I'll take ambiguity over certain shiteness any day

>>37587932
there was one lad who was going into politics wasnt there?

>>37587908
Thing is we used to be very similar and he used to post here at one point, but now he's got lots of girls in his friends list and has photos of himself going to clubs and stuff.

>>37587961
nice hair mate

>>37587961
you serious? maybe if he wasn't such a mophead

literally got the capital volume open to prepare myself for the reign of corbyn

HOLY FUCK LABOR IS KILLING IT COME ONE JEREMY SENPAI

>>37587977
Yeah he moved on. You didn't. You still have time. Why are you just giving up?

>>37587983
>>37587988
he has a bit of a mophead but i reckon it suits him.

>>37588005
commies need to GET OUT

Can someone keep britfeel updated with every new seat pls?

think i've got a really nice chin desu guys

>>37587988
It's how I imagine all the weebs look when they say 'I-I have long hair senpai' to sound fem.

>>37588018
THE FUTURE IS RED

>>37588022
ive got the TV on lad, will post em as they come

>>37588036
RED WITH YOUR BLOOD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK THE QUEEN MAKE JEREMY THE KING

So the exit polls were wrong?

bit sick of this paki twat on the BBC, he's EVERYWHERE

>>37588013
the absolute STATE

would not buy a pint

>>37588095
what hair do you have lad?

File: 1496093239941.jpg (7KB, 250x165px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 250x165px

>Idiot children voting for labour
>Hung parlements and bumpy leadership cause more confusion during brexit when economy and markets rise off stability
>Pound will crash again
>Brexit deal will fuck us
>UK economy immeasurably fucked just because some dumb kids believed in a commie and "feelings", couldn't see or even understand the bigger picture, meaning of this election or the implication of their actions

Cheers lads, I don't know why you had to shoot holes in the hull of the ship but at least we're all gonna drown together.

File: pepe smug no more.jpg (4KB, 125x124px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 125x124px

>>37588083
Yes, based on two constituencies the exit polls were entirely wrong

>>37588013
He looks like a year 10 who hasn't cut their hair in 6 months. Not a good look

>>37588090
Mate that isn't a paki twat. That's a white woman, her name is Laura Knussberg.

>>37588115
so based corbyn won't do anything?

>>37588112
"No deal" would fuck the pound more than anything lad

the markets like stability

>>37588112
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I love your tears

>>37588112
You think crashing out of the EU with no deal isn't going to crash the pound or fuck us?

File: 5c5bdfb4b2946f5a5c0ff5f74b97322af1644285f3e50171a72418ca5542f139.jpg (182KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

182KB, 1280x720px

>>37587892
I have it on very good authority that it was the twins

>>37588112
>don't vote labour
>lose NEETbux
nice try faggot.
I can see the jew from all the way over here.

File: 1C2CF9C400000578-0-image-m-3_1437603205864.jpg (35KB, 306x498px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 306x498px

>>37588125
>Laura Knussberg
would accept passive aggressive stern handjob from

>>37588112
The alternative is Theresa May knowing you're a faggot that browsers /r9k/ after she seizes your computer for noticing unusual traffic to sites with dissenting opinions.

File: bridget_phillipson.jpg (9KB, 200x260px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 200x260px

that labour candidate for Sunderland is a qt

Why does progressive taxation work in Scandinavia, Germany, Netherlands etc but couldn't possibly work in the UK?

File: sweatingfrog.jpg (55KB, 500x473px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 500x473px

>>37588031
>I could have been a chad if I wasn't a gay autistic faggot

>>37588121
like you know? lots of models and celebrities have that hair cut.

>>37588138
I'm fine mate, I earn enough that this just means my holidays become more expensive, neets on the other hand will be ruined

>>37588112
If labour win I can buy 100 boxes of Mars ice creams so please fuck off

DOES JEREMY MAKE YOU FEEL SPECIAL
MAYBE GIVES YOU THAT SELF BELIEF

File: 1496338507725.jpg (63KB, 633x566px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 633x566px

>>37588112
she brought it on herself lad

>>37588112
Don't worry. They won't take the blame, it will only be the blame of those who voted for Brexit.

>>37588152
Cute! CUTE! orig

>>37588152
>tfw it's possible for you to tell her you voted conservative at the moment of climax

File: Screen Shot 2017-06-08 at 23.20.38.png (16KB, 219x164px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 219x164px

Should I? origgg

>>37588112
fuck off american, your retarded right wing ideals don't work so well across the pond

>>37588160
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA keep going, keep the emotions running cuck.

>Corbyn on the cover of Kerrang

Very strange to see a children's music magazine take a hard stance

>>37588152
Isn't that Noel Fielding?

>>37588179
Literally no chance of that happening

t. Labour voter

>>37588150

>this would turn you on wouldn't it? you better not get cum all over my jacket you disgusting pig

>>37588179
Go for it lad, trust in big Corrbs.

jeremy understands us vote for him he will save our neetbux

File: Screen Shot 2017-06-09 at 12.20.56 AM.png (101KB, 188x275px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 188x275px

Vote counting QT right here.

Going to be capturing vote counting QTs for you lads throughout the night.

>>37588179
No you fucking idiot

You think the Exit poll is wrong by 60 seats?

It's not

>>37588187
Looks more like his brother desu

>>37588160
>Hand out labour punishing their benefit boys
Now I know your seething lad.

>>37588112
>i know nothing about the economy

lol. calm down lad.

>>37587487
rolling dubs to stop gigganigga

>>37588179
Don't listen to these jew shills lad, Labour are set for majority, conservatives are fucked they just don;t know it yet old Jezza has done us proud
>>37588200

>>37588199
Please do lad looking forward to it

YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP

Should I put a tenner on are Jez?

Is it safe to say that Mummy May killed her own campaign?

>>37588232
>>37588241
what are you meaning by this?.
Corbyn?

somebody get the senile bloke a cuppa

File: con.jpg (122KB, 633x566px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 633x566px

>>37588172
Really makes you think tbqh

>>37588244
Very fair. What an abysmal performance from her

File: Screen Shot 2017-06-08 at 11.25.39 pm.png (41KB, 1012x214px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 1012x214px

>>37588179
Believe in Corbyn, he's going to save us.

>>37588244
Three terrorist attacks didn't help

>>37588244
it was an unloseable election a month ago

File: IMG_20170608_194002.jpg (2MB, 3840x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3840x2160px

Did anyone else snap a picture of their ballot?

>>37588272
Massive respect for you doing this lad, think you might be the only one though I chickened out

>>37588259
Literally

((CON))

>>37588272
I was gonna but I was the only one there and the polling man was smiling at me so I just crossed it and put it in the box and ran away because I'm a robot autist

>>37588112
>>Hung parlements and bumpy leadership cause more confusion during brexit when economy and markets rise off stability
>>Pound will crash again

lol this man lets his entire life be controlled by a cabal of jews

"please vote for what the jews want or they will crash our economy"

fuck you kike, you brought this on yourself

>>37588272
Person counting the cards will look at that for a second, not even register what's on it, see it's a spoiled ballot, then chuck it in the bin.

>>37588265
Didn't you see the newspapers yesterday? Everyone was spinning Corbyn as pro-terrorism. Obviously only thick people fell for it, but even so.

>>37588306
I got three (You)s and that's three more than I was expecting. Worth it.

>>37588306
Nah, all spoiled ballets have to be read/described to all candidates. It's a lengthy ordeal but is regulation.

I think i'm going to volunteer as a counter next election. Seems like quite a comfy job, chilling in some leisure centre sipping coffee, eyeing qts and chuckling at the gondola drawings

File: 1452681926051.jpg (48KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 600x600px

>>37588331
>job

haha, NO

>>37588331

the only people who get to do it are family of council workers. it's all nepotism lad

do I have to watch My Jihad now?

is it compulsory viewing under Corbyn?

do I have to publicly mourn dead terrorists like our dear leader does?

>>37588306

Counting agent here, not how it works at all.

Spoiled ballots are all looked at by the returning officer and the counting agents, counting agents can contest them if there is a sincere doubt.

The only practical example is when someone puts a mark in the ballot that isn't a obvious

>>37588373
based leader bro

Let's do an election allnighter lads. About to buy a takeaway.

>>37588373
Lol that was just a ruse. You will be required to read das capital

>>37588419

Can't afford it unless the Lib Dems are certain to get less than 11 seats

File: 1490404706073.png (428KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

428KB, 640x480px

Got me a can of Stella and a Mars bar lads

Labour did it, Conservatives cucked out of their landslide. Feelin good.

>>37588375
I am also a counting agent and in my constituancy (Normanton, Pontefract and Castleford) we do have to describe all of the spoiled ballots to candidates.

I remember an excruciating experience where I had to tell Yvette Cooper about a spoiled ballot where someone had written "Mr. Cooper has a small knob" next to her name.

>>37588419
There's only one takeaway open near me according to JUST eat, think they would cash-in on the election hype.

Unironically put 2250 on this

>>37588419
>>37588437
I have to be up for therapy, then work on Saturday.

If dubs get, Corbyn wins majority
If trips, Labour win the entire house

>>37588437
Sounds comfy senpai, lay back and relax.

>>37588458
On who lad?

put my savings on it >>37588263 still confident jezza will pull through

File: 1494408633747.jpg (775KB, 900x1198px) Image search: [Google]

775KB, 900x1198px

>>37588459
Sorry lad, good luck.

I've got a meeting at the Job center tomorrow for my UC bennies and then an employment course, I'm willing to be a bit tired for it honestly.

File: bnp.jpg (217KB, 1000x1130px) Image search: [Google]

217KB, 1000x1130px

>>37588445

Thanks for confirming fellow counting agent anon.

I saw a spoiled ballot paper at the 2012 Corby by-election "I didn't spoil the ballot paper, the BNP did by appearing on it"

Someone also one wrote "I think the returning officer is a cunt" over the ballot, and he just laughed it off.

File: 1496684253144.jpg (294KB, 849x1200px) Image search: [Google]

294KB, 849x1200px

based corbyn will save us

File: drinksonme-maybe..png (14KB, 975x188px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 975x188px

fifteenth for gambling on the nation's future.

6/1 that the exit poll is correct enough.

gonna get fucking mortal tomorrow if this one comes off.

File: image_update_img.jpg (59KB, 624x350px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 624x350px

>>37588463
>If trips, Labour win the entire house
No one man should have all that power

>mum says she voted for labour
>says she felt pity for how pathetic he is
>says its cause her dad would have liked him

prime example of why democracy is a sham, particularly when women can vote.

my grandad had a load of alexander solzhenitsyn books and because they had commie symbols on them she thinks he was a communist

voted lib dem lads because the economist told me to

>>37588476
Conservative majority

>>37588495
>when women can vote
shouldnt be allowed theyre not rational at all

>>37588479
Fair dos. Almost tempted to skip trherapy. Would have really enjoyed getting drunk and following the whole thing. Still, not luck on that.

Stream of the election blackadder ep would be cosy right now to ring in the Corbyn leadership

>>37588495
Labour shouldn't have won it's those stupid women keeping the superior Theresa May out of control!

>>37588496
(((economist)))

>>37588506
Therapy is important anon, I'm hoping to get some of my own.

>>37588419
i would but i'm pretty sure my local ones are 10 minutes from closing

is there a way we can get a britfeel stream and chatroom with one of the election broadcasts?

I think channel 4 would be the best for us as there is lots of jokes and banter.

>>37588523
>superior Theresa May

literally don't want EITHER party to win lad, they're both utter shite

fucking give us a dictator

>>37588484
Yep, sometimes they can be quite funny.

UKIP voters often accidentally spoil their ballot I find. Had quite a few where they'd written "Fuck the rest, he's the best" or some variation underneath the UKIP candidate's name.

Of course that meant a spoiled ballot.

>>37588263

i really hope youre taking the piss for your sake lad.

Just placed my first ever bet lads, tenner on Corbyn, that was exhilarating.

Shame I need another vice like a hole in the head.

>>37587607
What movie was that anon?

>>37588527
they represent my views mate i don't care if pollacks are stupid enough to believe in world jewry

>>37588539
Would honestly stay up 2 or 3 hours later than I plan if we could get that going.

>>37588112

Typical anime poster pretending to be an intelectual.

Tell me how is a hard brexit going to fix the economy?

Labour won Sunderland

>>37588552
63 quids left in the bank till next bennies, still think i made the right choice its not over yet

File: 2138248324.png (6KB, 264x191px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 264x191px

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE of parliament TONIGHT

Sunderland Labour (Julie Elliot) is a fucking milf.

Would do the Green (Rachel Featherstone) too.

if she would let me

>>37588521
>you will never vote for the Standing at the Back Dressed Stupidly and Looking Stupid Party

>>37588495
>for how pathetic he is
LEAVE CORBY ALONE YOUR MUM IS A SLAG

based david telling the paki to stfu

File: 1496950082720.jpg (5KB, 250x164px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 250x164px

>tfw too stupid for politics

Who's winning lads?

>>37587582
You posted a pre election poll,
>>37587400
Posted an exit poll.

>Left wing populist may win.

Right wingers get trump, left wingers get corbyn.

these exit polls are being BTFO

conservatives are actually gaining votes

>>37588577
big Tory swing though

this could get interdasting

File: 1496691388827.jpg (6KB, 250x203px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 250x203px

>>37588593
Jezzas gonna help protect NEET bennies

File: Rachel Featherstone.jpg (24KB, 197x276px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 197x276px

>>37588595
> Rachel Featherstone
HNNNNNNNGg

>>37588617
too early to call

File: Julie Elliott.jpg (29KB, 615x409px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 615x409px

>>37588595
>Julie Elliot

53 years old... Fucking hell that is tight

>>37588617
So far it's Corbyn: the man who wants to make sure you're safe and comfy with lots of bennies and hot chocolate. He's also going to spank the mean richies

>>37588627
No they just swallowed up a bit of the rotting corpse that is UKIP. They havent been taking votes from Labour.

>>37588601
>Standing at the Back Dressed Stupidly and Looking Stupid Party
Regretting not putting this in the OP r/n
bloody genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w2W9mr3zU0

>>37587369
So Britbongs is it a Trump-like surge for labor? Based Jimmy Corbyn has a chance to install his stalinist dictatorship once and for all?

>>37588553
I've got big into gambling lately as well lad. Its the only thing that makes me feel alive. Sad really

anyone else watching the Paxman and Mitchell show?

>>37588539

Anybody know how to set this up??

PLS RESPOND pls

>>37588546
>UKIP voters often accidentally spoil their ballot I find.

Absolutely, In some council wards I've seen as high as 12% of UKIP voters spoil their ballot this way

File: Untitled.jpg (32KB, 500x336px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 500x336px

>>37588617
I have no idea what's going on tbqh lad

>>37588667

BBC Election 2017

Is there an insufferable live audience?

>>37588667
Yeah its much less dry than BBC 1

File: bridget philipson.jpg (118KB, 898x701px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 898x701px

>>37588635
>>37588641

The UK does have sexy politicians
I'd like to talk about NHS shortages with this beauty

>>37588635
>>37588641
My swingometer is going crazy

>>37588663
It really is fun. I don't watch any sports though so it will probably stay a once in a while hobby for me

Anybody watching channel 4? Is that a man?

File: 1496347628097.jpg (26KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 300x300px

>>37588691
>She looks a lot like my oneitis

Man I cannot wait for the reactions of the new labour guys who tried to fuck over Corbyn if Corbyn manages to pull this shit off.

>>37588667
What channel lad? Fuck I don't have a telly. Anyway I can watch it on YouTube?

>>37588686
There's a lot more cunts on Channel 4 though

62% turnout in Sunderland

That'll be close to nationwide turnout

>>37588617
Tories are winning. Their vote share is up in Labour strongholds

This is a Tory majority, guaranteed

>>37588729
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/channel4

>>37588728
it's on channel 4

use a tv catchup stream

HOW LONG HOW LONG

BOOM BOOM BOOM
I WANT LABOUR IN MY ROOM
LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER
FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER

>>37588728
tvcatchup (dot) com

>>37588769

dimbleby having his absolute piss taken rn you wont get this comedy on c4

File: ds.jpg (145KB, 898x701px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 898x701px

>>37588691
have one on me lad des

Who else watching on ITV, a lot less faff than BBC and Channel 4 and it's comfy enough to have on in the background

>>37588790
I remember trump night, BBC went from uncomfy as fuck to a laugh riot

>>37588771
Diana Abbot for you lad.

LABOUR DID IT AGAIN LADS

>>37588786
looks like she has a decent set there

>>37588821
fucking sorted if true, literally can stop going to the JC for a year+

LABOUR TAKE SWINDON HOLY SHIT

File: CFS6Zn4WgAEYtFb.png (247KB, 548x259px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 548x259px

AYYY RUDE BOY SHAT UP

>>37588786
>Those tits

fuckin nice

DIMBLEBY IS A FUCKING SAVAGE HOLY SHIT!!!

>>37588853
based purple aki voting for corbyn

>>37588724

She doesn't love you either, lad, it's uncanny.

>>37588864
What did Dimbleby say? Watching C4

ITS LOOKING GOOD ANONS

>>37588844
what

no they didn't, they did much better than expected though

>David Mitchell: we should have remained in the EU
>entire audience cheers, hooting and hollering like a pack of chimps

wow, great television, I guess the whole country voted to remain based on that audience!

>>37588889
>C4
>Mitchell
>Voting for the people when it suits him
>When the people vote different they're morons in his eyes

fucking hate middle class liberals lads, they don't understand how hard the working class has it

>>37588843

will corbyn do away with forced volunteer work when youre on the dole? i fucking hope so, i can sign back on again if he does

>>37588864
Agreed, Swindon was clearly reeling.

God save Grandaddy Dimbleby.

>>37588905
Bet you arent complaining about the biased audience when you watch question time huh

>>37588920
Got money on him lad, i mean i can just live off the winnings when he gets it

>>37588907
Don't disagree, the panel are insufferable but I bet it's a lot more dry on t'other channel, not exactly comfy.

File: 1496246031531.png (54KB, 200x201px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 200x201px

>>37588905
David Mitchell is top lad

>Maybot, you ain't no Robot bruv.

>>37588933
>lot more dry on t'other channel, not exactly comfy
dunno lad, BBC is literally in "VIRTUAL NUMBER 10" counting votes with paving stones

its so british its wonderful, no whooping and cheering

>>37588907
We're the only ones looking after you fucking low IQ imbeciles. The tories would be hunting you like foxes if it wasn't for us always sticking up for you!

>>37588923
what, you mean at question time when half the audience are immigrants, three quarters are hardcore lefties, and they placate the right wing by having one right wing panelist to be singled out at every opportunity so any right wing thought is viewed as an outlier

tfw want corbyn to win but im moving to japan in september so i dont want the pound to plummet b/c of (((the market))) freaking out

BBC 1 swingometer visuals look like the britfeel op image if it were downing street

>>37588968
fuck off mate Corbyn is for the people not cunts like you

>>37588970

Probably should have bought your yen before the election desu

>>37588983
I'm happy to pay more taxes to help you lads out. Don't be so fucking ungrateful.

>>37589004
Don't need your fucking handouts scum

>>37588997

doesn't matter much because ill have to transfer like 10 grand more over the next year anyway

>>37588997
>Buying all the yen you'll need
>To move to another country

?

File: 1496961925220.jpg (159KB, 750x1182px) Image search: [Google]

159KB, 750x1182px

meme aquired

>>37588968
>>37589004
middle class lefties have a fucking saviour complex

you're only lefties because it makes you feel like a good person taking care of all us losers down at the bottom, meanwhile you live your life of luxury away from paki rape gangs

>>37588905
>>37588907
I guess they still haven't learnt their lesson after Trump and Brexit.

File: 20170609_000843.png (51KB, 720x442px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 720x442px

Never gambled before, did I place my bets intelligently, /britfeel/?

Sky news coverage it is I guess then. Can't get anything else to work on ps4

top bants from the Pax Man

>>37589053
Well done lad, labours gonna pay up big

>>37589053
No

You spent 30 quid, but unless Labour win you'll only get 22 back

Never bet if you might lose money.

>>37589008
Clearly you do, that's the whole point of Corbyn's manifesto.

>>37589028
We want to help you and pakis mate. When you've got easier lives there will be less rape.

>>37589028
The only reasonable position to occupy is to want to help those less fortunate, but not the """migrants"""/ """refugees""". There's nothing wrong with wanting to help the people struggling for money or on the streets. If the working class are all selfish cunts then they'd be as well to vote Tory.

>>37589080
But we don't want pakis here, anon.

I guess if Corbyn wins I can just move abroad like i planned but not give a shit about ever having to pay back my uni loan if I went back to the UK.

>>37589067
>Never bet if you might lose money

Isn't that the whole point of betting?

>>37588921
>Dimbleby.

Can I watch this dude anywhere live stream on the internets?

t. french dude

>>37589080
Fuck off with your middle class savour bullshit, Corbyn is for everyone not just you cunts to feel good