Virgin For Life

roughly 10mins after having sex for the first time

Haven't realized it yet since I still have a faint glimmer of hope
Probably won't last long though

It's literally impossible to be a virgin today

>>37559020
>>37559025
>>37559077
>the state of r9k today
chad, failed normie, troll... all we need now is a roastie saying some generic advice

>>37559097
Haha chill out man just be yourself bro
Sex is overrated anyway

>>37559097
I wish we had a name for the state of shock that a robot finds himself in 2min after having sex for the first time and realizing that his life is exactly the same, possibly even worse because he has just learned how to do a new thing he might not get to do whenever he wants.
It's hard to put these exact feelings into words but I wish I could see the look on your face when it happens, I would trade everything I own albeit it isn't much

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>>37559004

before I had sex when I turned 19

I am currently now in what you call fetish town were I am no longer afraid to ask a grill to pee on me

>>37559004
Since I realised that I don't find sex something interesting. I had some opportunities but I was to tired to even bother.

>>37559097
This board would be cancer selfpityfest with competition who has it worst unless non virgins posted here also

>>37559004
probably around 12/13 when your friends are getting attention from girls and you aren't....then you realize your the ugly kid.

>voted 40 year old virgin at school prom
>lose it just three weeks later, 22 years ahead of schedule

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>>37559833
Hello, It appears you have accidentally posted on the wrong board. This is a robot board where only robots can post. This is a common mistake! Since you are a normie you should go and post in >>>/b/ or >>>/soc/. Have a nice day!


Oregano posto

>>37559606
we did fine before NORPs ruined the internet writ large

When I was about to get laid and couldn't get hard. For the fifth time.

>>37560110
Greetings friend! It seems you've made a mistake. I've noticed that you mistakenly said only robots post here. It's a silly mistake but quite honestly wrong. See, what the rules state is that a robot "filter" is embedded in the board ensuring all posts are unique! It's an easy to make misunderstanding so there are no hard feelings. Enjoy your stay! :)

>>37559004
How? My literal retarded cousin got laid. There is no way in this day and age that people stay virgins unless by choice 3.

Last year when I officially became a wizard.

when i met with accident and it left me big ungly surgery scar on my thigh along with limpness and stretch marks