Last thread reached bump limit. Let's have another one, shall we?

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>>37558103
>pees in small bursts

This meme is already fucking dead fuck off

saged

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bump1ng th1s thr34d

1t 1snt 3v3n 0r1g1n4l

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Fuck it, let it die but I've got a new one

>>37558262
link to last thread? cngykffujh

>>37558128
Fuck off nigger, it's a fresh original meme, we haven't had something of this quality in months.

>the wizard drive
>drive only during night
>has his windows 100% black (shadows I don't know how it's called in English, sorry)
>his bleached white eyes replaced light's car
>drive slowly to not awake peoples
>use his grease to fill his car
>

>>37558432
>we haven't had something of this quality in months.
You mean since 2015 on /r9k/?

Fuck this hits close to home, plus the virgin walk, the virgin shopping, the virgin clothes, the virgin lift, the virgin chef

>>37558470
>the virgin shopping, the virgin clothes, the virgin lift, the virgin chef
wtf show me this N O W

So r9k is anti virgin now?

Guess it's true, the summer raids are here. No way all this virgin shaming bullshit would be around otherwise.

>>37558443
The word you're looking for is tinted.

>>37558504
Bro it's a fucking relateable joke for most of us here, chill.

>>37558504
It's a meme to make us aware of insecurities.

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>>37558432
okay retard
original ifunyn coment

Whats the name of this meme? original

>>37558605
>Whats the name of this meme?
Use your fucking eyes

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>Tfw this meme is only gonna make the normeis more aware of robots when they get a hold of this meme

>>37558578
>a meme gets stolen from 4chan to other sites
Wow, this has never happened before!

why do I get the urge to pee when I hold my breath?

>>37558417
>>37531684
this comment is so original even chad shared it on facebook

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>>37558483
>he buys his groceries like a virgin

>>37558547
It's so accurate sometimes I wish I wasn't a virgin. At least these threads made me realize in what aspect of life should I change as to not appear virginic.

>>37558381
The "virgin" is always supposed to be easily relatable, that's what makes them so good bait material.

>>37558103
Only the first two were funny.

>>37558687
Encouraging the spread of mainstream memes is literally what's killing this board. let them have their meme

>>37558847
name a single time a 4chan meme has not spread to other sites

>>37558810
>reverse temporal mathematics
Holy kek

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>>37558443
eastern euro subhuman detected

>>37558810
If you guys have nothing original to add please refrain from posting the images and further exposing them to nasty redditors

>>37558443
So would Chad be the guy with the straight piped car that's really loud, but people don't mind because he's chad

>>37558939
Bravo comrade you found me! Me not good spy hahah !

>>37558878
This place is fucking normie central, you guys call yourselves robots like "ooohh poor me I dont fit in aiaj" when you post on this fucking normalshit board hating on normalfags when you're one yourself

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>Be me
>Can't relate to the virgin
>Can't relate to the Chad obviously

What am I

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>>37558810
This is a real robot shopping experience.

>>37559038
You're a normalfaggot. That's all.

>>37559038
wizard

is this a trick question?

>>37559038
if you can't relate to two hyperbolic stereotypes you must be retarded

>>37558810
Giggled like a schoolgirl well done to whoever made this
>+1

>>37558103
>ear piercing yelling
What is it with Chads and talking very loud? Even in the same small room they have to project their voice to every corner at 85db.

>>37559038
Virgin Chad

Orego

>>37558810
Add "tries to add the cost of the items up in his head but gets muddled up after the second item".

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>>37558128
>>this meme is already fucking dead fuck off
>wow something actually funny and original has been posted guess i better get asshurt lmao

do everyone a solid and get
>>>/out/
fagggot

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>using the urinal
>2017

>>37559126
Some tryhards with obvious r/funny or le meme kid humor are making bad ones

>>37559139
Don't underestimate the condition of public door locks, I actually got locked into a stall at a bar once and had to ask a random drunk to help me out.

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>>37559148
yeah but the first couple like the virgin walk and the virgin sit are actually good

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>>37559189
pic related
origigigigigigiginalo

>>37559126
They're not funny it's all becoming repetitive at this point.

>chad has never seen x in his life
>chad's back straight

>virgin slouched
>virgin skinnyfat

Put that into any situation and there's your "original" and "funny" mene

>>37559199
Need more of the chad images their amazing lmao

>>37559217
so you really think the bait, trap, and summerfag threads are honestly better than this?

>>37559250
lol i actually only hopped into this thread because i was hoping to find more oc. I dont have any more myself srry

>>37559328
later today or tomorrow I'm going to make the "virgin calculator" and the "chad supercomputer" I talked about in the last thread

>>37559328
>This gay who can't use the archive

>>37559368
i hope its quality anon :3
>>37559368
well i cant argue against that. I actually hadn't thought of going into the archive

>>37559308
I think this is on par with bait, trap, summerfag, etc threads and reddit memes

>>37559455
well I guess you don't like it and I do. It's just that I dont think I've seen anything quality posted here in such a long time that I find this amusing.

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>>37558381
made the chad version

>>37559189
Yeah some are golden

How long before somebody makes "The Virgin Coitus"?

>>37559676
What about the virgin just awkwardly moving around to different groups of people but being too scared to just go sit at the bar

>>37559794
>How long before somebody makes "The Virgin Coitus"?
Why not you OC ?

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>>37558810
>Feels like every purchase is judged by the cashier

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oregano doughnut steel

>>37559794
>keeps a shirt on to hide his malnourished body
>avoids eye contact
>shakes uncontrollably
>struggles to get hard
>can't put a condom on
>cums before putting it in
>farts every time she touches his dick

>>37559048

i Kekld

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reposting my OC because people said it was good

any requests? I have an hour or two to kill

>>37561063
can you do the virgin fap and the chad wank?

>>37561098
I think someone already did that one in the last thread

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>>37561142
I wanted to but then I decided I'll just make the "virgin room" instead

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>>37561063
I'll also repost and do take some requests if they're good.

also
>tfw working on another OC named "locker room virgin.png"

>>37561256
>locker room virgin.png
can't wait, been there

>>37561256
>locker room virgin.png
also don't forget "locker room talk" for chad

>>37561063
MAKE THE WIZARD DRIVE. PLEASE I ALREADY POSTED IDEA OF WHAT IT WOULD BE
>>37558443

>>37558483
>the virgin lift, the virgin chef
fit could do these

>>37559199
This is great to enjoy

>>37561343
I considered it, but then I realized that a true wizard would be too scared to get his license

maybe he could be one of those schizos that walk to walmart and steal their shopping carts?

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>>37561505
>one of those schizos

>>37561505
does wizqrds from wizc hqve their license; if yes you can make the oc; if not, a wiard who drive doesn't exist

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>>37561190
I'm basically all of these but porn stars and VR.

>>37561575
I just said it because my neighbor is like this

Every tuesday he goes to Walmart and steals one of their carts; he has like 6 of them behind our dumpster

>>37558103
I never use urinals

>>37558810
Should've included something about taking ages to decide what to buy

>>37561256
>headphone wire tucked under clothes
What, why does this make me a virgin

>>37558810
>if he fails to find an item he needs, he buys something anyways so as not to appear awkward

I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU REEEE

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>>37558381
>needs a piss after 2 sips
so much me, so real, shut up!!!!

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>>37558381
If you drink beer, regardless of whether you're a virgin, loser, robot, normie, or Chad, you're already trash.
The point of drinking alcohol is to get wasted so why bother slurping down a whole fucking pint when you can jump straight to the whiskey instead? It's only popular because it's cheap, but you're paying for the lowest alcohol content out of any drink you can buy.
I'll enjoy a Guinness now and again but for the most part I'll stick with my Jameson, thanks.

>>37559038
normie, or failed normies.
NOW GTFO of my board normie scum!
REEEEEEEE

>>37562942
If you arn't a pussy volume is no issue when it comes to getting drunk, some of us like to build up to getting wasted

>>37558103
I never pee in the urinals. I pee in the stalls.

>>37562942
Jameson is the least fun drink to get wasted on.

>>37558810
>Afraid of asking for help
>wears as much clothes as climate permits
>Feels like his every purchase is judged by the cashier
T-This isn't fun anymore.

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>>37558262
This is a good meme when it's not being forced and the makers are taking feedback into account

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>>37561320
Was the wait worth it?

>>37562524
That way you don't need to worry about entanglement and throwing an autistic tantrum to whatever or whoever got into your spaghetti cable management

>>37563716
Damn, this is a good one

V_V

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>dindo
>little mouse
>the whole /fit/ line
Okay otherwise, 6/10

Dump chad ones naooo

>>37563842
Your standards are high for not contributing with oc

>>37563716
so does this guy have Kleinefelters syndrome or something?

>>37563842
this is literally me the past few days and just in general i am so fucking tired but i cant sleep reeeeee

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>>37558103
Whenever me and my buddy go out together and we end up in the toilet of a bar or whatever we'll deliberately stand directly next to each other at the urinal and say stuff like "Jesus CHRIST man look at the size of that, what are you feeding that thing?"

It gets mixed reactions

>>37563901
I could relate to 90 % of the symptoms, fugging reee man :(

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>>37559676
F1xed this for you

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>>37563979
That's fucking hilarious dude.

>>37559048
>not going to self-checkout kiosk

>>37558103
>tfw literally can't piss in a urinal even when the room is empty because dick refuses
virgin cubical ftw

>>37558103
bretty gud tbqhwyf

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>>37559199
>vibrates constantly to annoy people

>>37560374
>wears lonsleeve shirt to hide hairless acne ridden arms
damns bro, I came here to laugh for a while not to feel

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>>37561256
>mfw 10 out of 10

>>37558103

>Implying virgins don't use stalls exclusively