new zeemap thread https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2 560398#

>>37491685
ty for keeping this alive

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Oh fuckfuckfuck there's someone else in my town

I can't do this robros

daily reminder that you are not allowed to complain about how few anons there are in your surroundings if you are from
>usa
>england

>>37491834
>there's one single dude near me
>he's a total utter sperg
>break off contact with him eventually
The worst thing is I know he's the same dude every time something map related comes up even though he uses another email address every single time. You can just hear the insanity in his descriptions, fugg.

>>37491926
who is ths person

we need to know

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>5 people in your metro area
>you will never work up the balls to contact any of them

>nobody anywhere near me
>posted a pic
>It's one of my worst ones
>forgot the edit link

kill me

old >>37450319
>>37492158
they dont work anyways

>there are actually faggots who post their real pic, real phone number, real kikebook, and still claim to be robots

Neck yourselves the fucking lot of you

why is this different from the other map that I already put my pin on

I have added myself to that data mining thingy. Of course there aren't many people from my country and no one from where I live.

>>37492445
it isn't, it's the same exact map and link

do you have filters on?

>>37492440
>having things to lose by posting a pic
>being a robot

Pick one

>there is someone within 20 minute walking distance to me
>msg, get no reply

>>37492471
no it's not, but the one I'm thinking of was made private

ughh why do i have to live in the middle of nowhere

How old is this map? Any success stories yet?

>>37492440
I think you meant
>has a phone to take a pic
>has a phone
>has a kikebook

>>37492709
There were a few success stories in the old thread, couple of anons managed to meet and hang out, some fugged apparently

>>37492709
It's a couple of days old, there's a success story in older thread. Guy met girl and went to see a movie and fucked. 100% in the usa..

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I'm the white marker, notice me pls ;w;

>>37492785
How are you still here. I gave you the chance to be my cockslut and you didn't take it.

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>>37491685
>there are no ct fembots

DAILY REMINDER THAT ALL THE FEMBOTS HAVE ALREADY POSTED AND ARE TAKEN BY NOW IF YOU DID NOT POST A MARKER BEFORE DON'T EVEN BOTHER ANYMORE

THE SHIP HAS SAILED

What do the colors mean

>>37492813
Be more attractive

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>>37492785
I hate to bash people on r9k but please for the love of god don't be a faggot who takes hormone pills. They fuck your body and mind up.

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>>37492851
>says the trap
OH okay

>>37492828
>>37492758
I really hope that that wasn't the fembot I was talking to

2 straight guys in Portugal. Fuck this shit. I just want to fuck a cute girl or boy, why is that hard.

>>37492828
>>37493039
So that mean this zmap is kill?
Time to make a new one?

>>37493131
No, >>37492828 is just a rabblerouser. r9k zeemaps are always like this: tons of male markers and only a handful of female markers. And allegedly sometimes femanons message without putting a marker of their own on the map.

Needs more midwest anons

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>lots of people on the map are self-professed cyborgs

Where are the autists at?

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>>37491685
Nobody will contact me since I'm not a fembot, all I want is a friend. Somebody, anybody, please.

i fugged up op remove 1 of the pins in arnemuiden sorry (netherlands bottomleft)

>hi
what am i supposed to write when somebody messages me? i cant hold a conversation otherwise i wouldnt be here

>>37492828
not true.
everyone people who msged me were from different countries .-.
and ppl who are close to me, i msged but got ghosted

>>37493253

Where is your pin?

>>37493299
>hi
there u go anon

>>37493391
but that sounds like i want to get rid of the other person
shit can i remove my marker

Reminder that even if you want a gf it's in your best interest to develop your social skills which you can do talking to guys first.

>>37493299
There's lots of shit online about talking to girls so I'd look that up and just cherry pick the stuff that applies to people in general and just displaying charisma in general. I'd recommend just thinking of something you honestly want to know about them or want to discuss and bring up that.

>>37492864
that wasn't me...
but I agree (probably)

When you live in the least populated met area so theres nobody near me :(

>>37493524
You have no excuse if you're in the US
Fuck off burger your entire country and canada and mexico have fembots in them.
Burgers C A N N O T be robots.

>>37493615
I'm in the UK, not the us

>>37493615
>fembots
You mean roasty whores who ride chad all day right?

>>37493628
What the fuck more do you want. The UK has the most fembots of anywhere in Europe. Jesus christ son stop being so fucking lazy.

>>37493682
Im complaining about the lack of pins in my area not how little fembots there are

>>37493693
>Get bombed you whiny fuckhead

Anyone else curious about what being intimate with another man feels like? We can maybe touch each other's penis but no gay, just curious exploration of feelings to pass the time until a fembot comes along

>>37493615
>>37493682
>>37493751
>this is how 3rd worlders really think

>tfw not one pin in Tasmania

>tfw undesirable even to other undesirables
You fucking lying assholes said that a pink marker was guaranteed replies

>>37494195
It is. Where are you? And are you actually a girl?

>>37492122
Hey I think that's my state. Please contact me or one of the others!

>>37494265
No please just message me instead.

>see that my area has 7 markers with good descriptions
>tfw heart rate BPM pumping furiously the past few days waiting in anticipation and expecting a response
>never get one
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKK I KNEW IT WAS WRONG OF ME TO HAVE ANY HOPE YOU NIGGERS WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME LA

>>37494275
I can't do it, sorry anon.

>>37494319
What are you doing email or something? Emails are usually throwaways that people forget to check.

>>37493820
Yeah, you are definitely a faggot.

>>37494349
PIease just do it.

>tfw clicked an email link by accident and almost messaged somebody
jesus fucking christ how horrifying

>>37493820
I'm so desperate for affection that I would cuddle and embrace a man, I wouldn't want to do anything sexual though.

>>37494390
You first. Please, I really can't.

>>37494319
Give it another week or two that seems to be the average amount of time it takes for us sub average robots to get our first (You)

>>37494388
No I'm really not.

>>37494516
This guy gets it. Where do you live? How big is your dick? Do you imagine yourself taking the more assertive or submissive position?

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>finally get contacted
F-fuck. What do I do?

>>37494561
Ghost the normie/roastie faggot
Real robot never initiates conversation you know this to be true

>>37494577
Fuck you, that's pretty rude. I'm gonna talk with him.

>>37494369
Email and Kik I even used my real ones and now the CIA has it on file that I used this fucking map JUST

>>37494525
You obviously can more than me. Please come on man just do it it's so easy for you please why would you get my hopes up like that come onnnn

Just reread the last thread. To the desperate anon who was offering steam games in exchange for a friend if you are still here I would like to take you up on that offer. And to the anon who just happened to have a fembot fall into his lap without any effort go fuck yourself.

There is literally no one in my country. I wont add maker because there is no point

>>37494674
I thought the same, but I tried anyway and someone did contact me. Though I'm not looking for real life meetups, so that might be why.

Give it a try.

>>37494622
What makes you think it's easy for me? I wouldn't have asked you to contact me if it was easy for me to do it instead.

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Just added my marker, Scotland is such a Sausagefest holy shit.

Not Scottish myself, but fuck me. Feel sorry for you boys.

>>37494622
>>37494697
You double niggers, all you have to do is send a "h-hey" to start talking. Just fucking do it. Doesn't matter who does it first.

>>37494697
Wait, what? Who are you and what did you do with the original anon I was talking to?

>>37494773
Look at this FUCKING NORMIE over here with his social skills and confidence

>>37494778
I'm this one >>37494265
Who are you supposed to be?

>>37491685
these people on this map are all fake, the old map only had like 5-6 people. these are all quickie made up email address with the same biographies in each box.

>>37494795
>"h-hey"
>confidence
I am a turbo autist with massive anxiety and I never approach anyone IRL, but come on, online anyone can be a lion. All you have to do is LITERALLY just send each other a single word to start a conversation. You're both anonymous to each other until you choose to be otherwise.

>>37494825
Why would you share this information and pull back the veil on our illusion? What is your end game?

>>37494825
Riiiiight, most people aren't using their real e-mail address when they make a marker.

>>37491685
anyone here from south east england?

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>contact a couple of anons in my city
>add my marker to the map
>wait a day
>no replies, no emails
what a waste of time

>>37495056
I'm from Berkshire if that counts

>>37493192
being to autistic to actually use it I guess

>>37495112
you are one hour away from me

Anyone in north east england?

Is anyone in Germany?

>>37495290
>>37495233
Fuckin check the map

>>37495164
You in hampshire, surrey or someplace else?

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>>37495290
yes there are, plenty actually.

>>37495373
someplace else

>>37495373
I'm in hampshire

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>>37491685
>only 8 robots in Germany
>tfw the one near me has "hitler" in his e-mail
No, thanks

>>37493039
Which one were you talking to?

>>37495508
Fuck off turkroach nigger.

>>37495373
do you want to know where? or is anywhere else not a go for you

>>37495508
Merkel...
Get out.

>>37495112
Hey me too anon, do you have a marker? I probably talked to you already if you do but otherwise where are you more specifically?

>>37495556
Im one of the markers from Reading

>>37492818
i-im in mass

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>>37492818
>>37495640
BURGERS CANNOT EVER EVER BE ROBOTS

>there are no fembots in the netherlands

>>37492785
noticed you, now my dick is hard
What do you want to do about it?

>>37495539
im just curious man

>>37495774
You don't need fembots, nederanon.
All you need is us, and we can talk about anime and vidya forever.

>>37495836
Ik kijk geen kankeranime en ik praat het liefst over vidya met een vriendin.

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>>37495526
>>37495549
Fuck off, lardasses
It's not about politics
It's about the fact that only 14 years old put hitler or other stuff in their e-mails because they think they are funny or to impress their friends
That's just fucking childish

>>37495900
it's just an email, and you're talking about childish behaviour on a board full of man children

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>wake up
>two friend requests on discord
neat

>>37493093
i'm not a straight guy but i'm not in Setubal.

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>>37496246
>wake up
>zero friends requests on Discord

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world loneliness power rankings:

>not totally hopeless
US
UK
Australia

>only mostly hopeless
Canada

>sausagefest party
Low Countries

>a little bit of despair
continental Europe

>despair and also despair
Asia
Africa
South America

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>>37496246
>>37496680
>put the first pin down in my city 3 days ago
>nothing

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>4 markers
goddammit Albert, get your shit together.

>>37496917
wait, it's 5

>>37496917
How do you get that mapview?

are you the admin

>>37496991
jk I'm retarded I found it

>>37497165
I put up one earlier, got two out the other end with different marker types. Luckily now one has disappeared.

>>37492818
>ct fembots
>ct
>not wanting a qt 3,14 terrorist gf

>>37496991
yes

oreganononono ore

>>37497243
>tfw no qt3.14 to help me escape de_nogf

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>>37497288
Have you found someone yet, map admin?

Where's your marker?

you talk to me for a year, tell me you love me then ghost me for a month and now I see your marker on this map shit? you stupid fucking bitch I should post your nudes in here

>>37498037
Post them. Show her what's up

>>37496743
I fucking hate living in rural Europe. SO MUCH. NEVER HAVE I EVER GOTTEN A SINGLE PIN IN MY COUNTRY BUT ME OR ADD

>>37498037
It must've been long-distance, huh?

>>37497288
Maastrict-anon might be catfish

Same email shows up here: http://www.candicelynnpotter.com/printthread.php?tid=95

>>37498211
He's strange with his blue marker and still claiming to be a fembot.

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>>37498211
>only person I tried to contact is a fake

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>>37498037
this better be good, i think this is going to be good

So this girl messaged me and I don't feel the need for a marker anymore. Can an admin delete it? It's just called "whatever" in WA state.
Emailed you just now but posting here in case you didn't see it.
Wish me luck boys :) There is hope out there.

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>>37498323
>contact closest pin and they wipe it off the map in less than an hour

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>>37498037
Least you had a girl willingly send you nudes and tell you she loved you.

Fucking normie.

GET OUT

REEEEE
E
E
E
E

>>37498361
Goodness me, godspeed soon-to-be ex-robot

REMEMBER TO CHECK YOUR SPAM/JUNK MAIL PEOPLE

>>37498361
>4th success story in Washington
>Faggots still somehow believe it's a robot state

I really fucking hate this world. Everything comes so easily to everyone else but me.

>when u realize you fell into an actual beta orbit and she just uses and manipulates multiple men for attention because she is a heartless cunt
LOL!!

>>37498409
you gave me a glimmer of hope and it was destroyed almost instantly

>>37498409
It's not there, I think some emails filter from there even, at least after its opened?
>>37498452
It's weird, I made the most offputting description too. Keep hope family.

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>>37498409
T-Thanks, that's reassuring.

Fuark m8s that
>no drugs please
in description is killing me I must be living in drug central without realising it

>>37498761
I don't really care for drugs but personally if I read "no drugs please" on my first contact with a person I would assume them to be uptight. I would remove that from your bio and just let people know how you feel if it gets brought up in conversation.

>>37498460
who is it? warn a brother fampai

>>37497589
no ;-;
somewhere in Canada

>>37498211
well their pin is still blue, so I'm tempted to just leave it be

>>37498761
>>37498871
imo, it's not unreasonable to say since over in soc lewds/drugs is the main reason for meetups. That's true for normies too, and half the markers are clearly on the normie spectrum, not the robot one.

I'd have to agree with striking 'no drugs' from the description unless you are really straightedge about it.

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Are you guys okay with people contacting you even if not close by?

I mean, I don't even have online friends so it'd be really nice to have someone at least care a little about you (me) and talk from to time but I really suck at conversation. I guess, I just have nothing that interesting to say.

>>37499713
idk about others, but me personally wouldn't have any problem. I actually like getting to know people, even that I'm a bit shy at the beginning.
>not close by
Are you from some european village or smth?
Anyway, if you haven't posted on the map yet, if you want just post some throwaway or smth and I'll contact you^^

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>>37499713
I don't personally care where people are from, I'm not planning on doing shit in person with anyone regardless.

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>>37499713
I wouldn't mind, I don't think most would. I really meant to put on my description that I don't mind driving but oh well.

>>37499713
m8 that sounds fine

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>>37494664
>tfw when you might have been the latter anon

>>37499279
>somewhere in Canada
Where in Canada dude?

>>37498871
>>37499675
Guess I'll mail adminanon since it goosed when I made a pin and didnt give me a link.

>>37491685
OI OP DELETE SAINT AUSTELL UNITED KINGDOM IT'S NICE HERE REALLY PIN THANKS.

>>37495508
hitler.rocks is an address from cock.li anon, you meant the hannover guy.
Are you the hildesheim robot? i am in Hildesheim too, but didnt post any marker yet.

>>37496743
>>sausagefest party
>Low Countries
Is that supposed to mean Netherlands?
Because you're right. JUST NUKE US ALREADY. NUKE US!

>Anglos being robots
You're not even trying faggots. FUCK ALL OF YOU

Are there really this few femanons on this site or do they just not want to add their pins since they probably have better options irl?

I don't know why but I always expected that there would be at least several dozen femanons browsing here at any one time.

I mostly browse here and /g/, /k/, and /sci/. What board tends to have the highest number of femanon posters?

>>37501435
Probably a shitload theyre underage or just don't have agency so they don't give out contacts or even post.

If you were a 17 year old idubbbz fan with no car would you bother posting a pin? Nah.

>>37501435
Many don't place their pins. I know 4 more of in the UK that didn't place their marker.

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>isolated in country NSW
business as usual, I guess

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>all these normies in washington

U WUT M8
This should be the most autistic robot state

>>37499713
That sounds fine anon.
Do you have a discord or steam?

>>37501993
thats just what you faggot hipsters tell yourself to self-fellate your own egos fuck off normia

>>37501435
The main issue is people are treating this like a hookup map instead of a meetup map. Why place our pins when all we'll get are people blatantly hitting on us instead of people trying to make friends.
Instead we just use the map and go pinless.

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>>37500826
>Are you the hildesheim robot?
No, i live in Hannover but didn't add my marker yet

>>37502256
If everyone thought this way then there would be no meetups at all, unfortunately some people have to take the plunge otherwise there's no point to the map. But I guess it's the fault of most of the guys here for being thirsty bitches who probably bombard any female pin with messages even if it's on the other side of the globe from them.

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>>37491685
>texarkana
>doubt.jpg

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>>37502806
What can ya do? Just don't be a sperg and hope for the best.

>>37502867
The best would honestly be someone to play fighting games with, but I'm not to hopeful with that combination.Also kek

>>37496743
>tfw despair so intense you aren't even on the ranking

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>nobody in my country but me
>even if somebody added themselves they'd 99% be further away than a couple of anons in another country
BUT it is
>3 AM
>and it's raining
I love rain, not even mad anymore.

Some person legit lives 5 minutes away from me but the only contact info they provided is ESEA stats.
What the fuck?

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>someone add themselves near me
>doesn't email me
>doesn't have a description

>>37503607
Play them for the honor.

>>37503732
Doesn't ESEA cost money?

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>>37491685
it's none of my business but come on

>considered moving to Seattle because of its robot reputation
>discover they're all just normies in robots clothing
>still want to move since they seem more proactive about hooking up with robots at the end of the day
Job opportunities there are pretty good, right? Heard the minimum wage is going up to $15.

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>met up with a robot IRL
>Was Panicking the entire time

Nope, no thanks. That was enough socializing for the next several years. Back to the NEET cave.

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>>37503866
>mfw I'm the male in Perth

>>37494756
>Scotland is such a Sausagefest holy shit.

Don't have to remind me that Scotland is shit for anything but food that will kill you at 50.

>>37503924
Can you vocaroo yourself saying that?

>>37503943
now why would I do that? tell me anon

>>37503914
Give us details you nigger what did she smell like

>>37503924
It's worth a try isn't it?

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>meet up with someone in california
>they're a total normalfag and bring their friends with them
>try to have lunch with their group anyway
>eventually get the feeling that he only asked me to meet him so that he could make fun of my autism with his friends, they keep asking me questions like how often I shower, leave the house, exercise, etc
>make up an excuse to leave
>run to my car and drive home with tears in my eyes
I hate this goddamned state, it's full of fucking turbo normalfags that pretend to have social anxiety.

>>37504051
but for what purpose?
justify my time spent

>>37504029

It was a guy. Robots can't be girls you dummy. It was just normal socialization but it drained me completely. Good reminder of why I don't socialize

>>37504058
>Califronia
I am all the way over in Scotland and I could have told you the markers on that are probably super normies.

>actually met someone from the map
>confirmed how far gone socially I am

Fug.

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>>37504094
You'd waste it here if you didn't. You might want to work on your description btw.

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>have a meetup planned for tuesday

hope this doesnt go sideways

>>37504058
>>37504126
burgerclap btfo
also burgers cant be robots who the fuck are you kidding

>>37504058
Which marker is it? I don't want to message that person and get embarrassed.

>>37504143
>You might want to work on your description btw

Fuck off normie, what am I going to have a desperate steam friends hoarding post as my description?

who /nyc/ here?
original

>>37504058
Were the normies at least qtpi?

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>>37491685
Any Cali robots in OC want to meet?

There's also a Cali discord that's a mix of every single 4chan board, but people are really nice.

>>37504219
St. Mark's here. When do we fuck?

>>37503866
Mermaids ain't safe for human interaction ya dumbshit. Its a catfish if i ever seen one.

>>37504256
UES.
I am not with it to fuck, but are you with it to get drinks some time at 212 by you?

>>37504228
Which marker are you? I live in LA county, but I don't mind driving over there.

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>>37504210
>Perth is inescapable Kike: fuck off with that gay app shit normie

What did you mean by this?

>>37504290
Yeah sure. Right now? I live on the same block right next to Kenka so I can be there in a few minutes.

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>tfw there's a dutch fembot on this map
>tfw she lives in maastricht
>tfw no bots remotely near overijssel

>>37504288
Probably, but I would also understand not putting it on a real address until contact was made, just in case.

>>37504344
Shoot me an email
[email protected]

>>37504344
>living right in the fucking heart of one of the most expensive cities on the planet
S U G A R D A D D Y

oh look, still no women in toronto

>>37504308
I'm the Garden Grove marker, directly on top of it. LA county is pretty close

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>>37504058
Who was it, anon? Normalfags need to pay the price.

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400 pins! New screenshot for next thread.

>>37504351
>maastricht
see >>37498211

>>37504376
Send you a request on Discord. We could probably go to round 1 or something

>>37504464
>400 new pins
>only less than 10 pins in my city
>only one femanon

>>37504355
Thats what they want you to think then its all "hey bb meet me someways off the marina 30 yds from shore where theres no witnes-er prying eyes for our sexing teehee!"

>someone finally puts a pin in the wasteland that is my city
>its a fucking gayboi looking for cuteboi's
I was about to put my own pin down to...

>>37504601
I'm not arguing with you, it probably is a catfish. I'm just saying that is worth contacting them to find out.

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>LA has at least 4 fembots
>the only people who want dick in San Fransisco are faggots

Toppest of keks.

>>37504197
I'm not sure, they messaged me. We're in socal if that helps.

>>37504226
It was a bunch of guys who looked about 20 and they weren't even cute.

>>37504464
canadabots please respond or put down pins
i know you're out there

>>37504839
>It was a bunch of guys who looked about 20 and they weren't even cute.
You shouldn't have ran away man you lost the chance for a bunch of Chads to ravage your boipucci

>>37504339
That sounds stupid at first but as a fellow robot I can understand exactly what he meant by that. It's meant to deter normies like you and obviously it worked, even though it's message didn't truly get across to you.

>>37504839
Post his contact info so I can avoid him

>>37502806
I almost made her my gf anon.

You should talk to her. She's a good girl. Take good care of her.

>>37505086
>trying to pawn off your used damaged goods onto me
lmao fuck off

>>37505213
>She's a good girl.
That was the giveaway right?

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>>37491685
>still alone in Canada
>map keeps changing but I stay the same

feels bad man

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>>37505086
>almost
2young4me even if I was looking, but that caught my attention. What happened?

>not a single robot in Saskatchewan
fug

>>37492785
WHERE DID YOU GO, BITCH?

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>>37505357
I think she's just a little lonely and wants to make some online friends.
Of course I fucked up and wanted her to be my gf.

I just don't want her to be sad. So maybe she could make some friends nearby but there aren't any femanons around.

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>>37505389
>not a single robot anywhere near me

Heavens, me...

I curse my own inability.

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>>37505534
I was expecting some crazy damaged shit, honestly. I know how you feel though, kinda went through that myself once with someone else from here.
I hate hearing someone else's story sometimes because I always get invested and I'm always left wondering and hoping for the best long after they've dropped contact. I'll play nice if I ever work up the balls to email her.

>>37505641
Sure but just be aware that you'll come to find her to be extremely cute and attractive; not just physically, but personality-wise as well and you'll want to be more than just friends. Be prepared to get hurt.

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>>37505567
Prithee keep faith, Anon.

The flames tell me there is hope yet.

>>37505782
Eh, I'm past intentionally looking for love here, but I'll be careful, I guess.

>>37505786
mm! Oh-hoh!

Thank you, a saint you are.

This Knight of Catarina expresses his deepest gratitude. I shall not forget this.

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>>37505782
That's why I was hoping there would be femanons to help her out.

But maybe it will be good because she will get frustrated and try to make more friends irl.

Ok lads redid my pin and saved the link this time
Have a free couple of days next week let's hope I don't spend them alone playing videogames yet again.
THANKS OP

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>>37505932
How gracious of thee, Anonymous One.

My thanks for thine kind words.

I shall keep you deep in my prayers.

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>>37506119
By my knighthood, I am ashamed to ask...

But can you spare a few scraps of gf?

Yes, I see!

No need to worry!

I'll be fine, I can make it without that silly gf.

Think about it. Have I ever let a little lonliness slow me down?

Hah hah hah hah!

Anyone know someone in vegas who sells weed?

>>37505567
sorry kelownabro
come to vancouver some time and i'll buy you a beer

>>37506307
>vehicle just broke down
>stalls every few minutes
>tried changing spark plugs, that didn't work so I have no idea what to do next and can't afford a mechanic

So here I sit, in quite a pickle.

Weighing my options, so to speak.

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>>37504932
this cunt gets it
but
>females in Perth
you have to be a delusional and desperate idiot to fall for it

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>map admin removed my marker for no good reason

Heavens, me.

I'm exhausted...

I think I'll have a rest.

Don't you worry, the ground below me is my pillow.

I'll recover shortly...

>>37495233
yeeeee

mostly oringanal commently

>>37498037
do it faggot

show that roastie who's boss

also tell us which marker and country

>>37506532
but your marker is still up?

>>37491685
tfw Charlotte cuteboy and noone has contacted me :(

don't let this die overnight
I would bump but I need to sleep

to all the dickpics I got: fuck off, I dont want to see your disgusting dick
thanks for helping me weed out the fuckboys though

>>37492440
>he think he's worthy of being black mailrc
Nobody will dox you fag, be fine dont worrt.

>>37507505
Post your discord on the marker and i will add you man

>>37507200
Oh-hoh!

Excuse me. I was so absorbed in thought, I just drifted away.

It must be the warmth...

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C-can i make friends p-pls

>>37508710
What are your qualifications?

(Which pin is you?)

>>37508756
Have similar intrests
Im the male in memphis

>>37508710
Where you at
Beeeep

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>tfw waiting to get messaged first

>>37508987
The male in memphis

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>only me and one girl pin in my area
>too scared to message her
>she messages me
s-shit

>>37507505
I'm somewhat closer to you. Want to talk on steam?

>>37509295
Which area is that anon?

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>>37504058
I'm so sorry about what happened and that you had to endure those fucks. I promise there are some nice anons in california. Which was your pin? Maybe I could be a friend? I promise I can't hurt you

>>37509375
midwest

originall

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I posted my location.
I made contact with 2 people, a girl and a boy.
The guy seemed pretty cool.
The girl and i are meeting next week.
One guy contacted me, he plans to travel through my area. We will most likely meet up.
Overall, i like these threads. I wonder what it will be like talking to somebody from this world in the real world.

Also, brb going to Bulgaria.

>>37504228
What's the link to the Cali discord?

>marker has been up for over 3 days now
>still no emails

re...

>>37491685
>calling it "cali"
I bet you're all faggots who live in so-cal, the normo capital of the state

Fuck your gay ass discord

>>37509711
>isn't instantly added to the discord
>reee's at the wall like a fucking dog

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Largest country in the world
3 robots who live too far away
0 fembots

>>37509750
I don't want in your ERP'ing jizcord, faggot, this board isn't the only one to have map threads

It's some tough shit being the one straight person in this state

>>37509812
Keeping shrieking at that wall, anon. I'm sure you'll achieve your intended goal eventually.

>>37491685
I'll bump this just for fun.

>>37509750
Can I please get the CA discord link? I'm in the southbay.

>>37491685
what the fuck
When did the last one get nuked? Is that why nobody wrote me? :c

How do you initiate a conversation? Cuz this reddit nationalistic poltard did it by calling me a faggot.

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>got an email
>from a girl(male)

how do I not fuck this up boys

>>37510363
Where from? Also just talk normally and don't aggressively try to hit on them and it should work out.

>>37510419
Texas. They haven't put down a marker though, so don't want to say more.

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>>37510458
If they didn't put down a marker then yeah, you really should do what you can to not come off as desperate. Even if your intention is to get your dick wet, don't ever make it seem that way unless the conversation has potential to head there. Treat it like a normal friendship or first date for now and as long as you don't horrendously sperg out you should be good to go. Best of luck to you, anon. Please post back on how it went.

>>37510265
>>37509575

Hey here is the link!
https://discordapp.com/invite/ZrCmJrH

>>37510543
thanks, i'll check it out

fgbnhjtyrtrdgv

>>37510788
Ayee no problem there are some chill people and some mass meetups are being planned.

>>37491685

Holy fuck there are people from Croatia

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>Post Discord in my post
>everyone messages the throwaway email I made

o-ok

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requesting more euranons

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Any of you guys play league all day, silver elo, ranked, normals, game mode or arams?

>>37511748
Me.
When I'm not studying for exams that is

>>37511748
ew mobas :{

>>37511748
Sorry. RTS/GS only.

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>tfw no robots in my area

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>>37511543
Request Denied.

almost assuredly unoriginal.

>>37511927
thats what you get for not being on the east cost
but they're all normies over here so you're not particularly missing out

>>37511923
add me 16g Syrup

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someone lives in Portsmouth literally 1 street away from me

>someone lives in my hometown but didn't include their gender
I remain incognito

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>>37511949
i dont know why i expect someone to add me even if there were more people here

>>37504743
I think we share a wasteland friend lol

>>37512105
how do you hide gender marker?

>>37512303
Wait does green mean female?

>>37512246
Well now i'm scared cause i wanted a meetup not an attempted hook-up...

>>37512320
Green means Bisexual Male.

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>>37512320
in case u or someone else is colourblind

>>37512320
have you never looked at the bottom of your screen?

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>bongland
>message from a girl(female)
>she messaged first
>we talked a few hours on steam about life and other bullshit
>she has a marker up
>email has been used in /r9k/ threads about wanting a boyfriend

what did she mean by this?

>>37512701
>what did she mean by this
that she wants a bf

>>37512701
What area
Beeep

>>37498323
Same here, being a dutchbot is suffering

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Canada/Ontariobots pls reply except Toronto you guys can go fuck yourselves. I tried talking to you and all I got was self-obsessed trannies & reddit-tier elitism.

>>37514034
>T.WorstProvince

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>someone replies to your pin without having their own
>you email them back within a couple of hours with your discord so you can talk more
>no more response by either method after two days
What is the point of doing this? Do you enjoy getting people's hopes up and then crushing them?

>>37492785
Total attention whore, pretty ugly for a tranny and has no redeeming features.
Practically an edgy twelvie in an adults body.

>>37514230
Say that to all of my adds you dweeb

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>pin is a rambling novella
>cinephile
>cheesy
>geeky
>I'm an open book pls be respectful uwu
>pls don't contact me if you're (x)
>immediately takes sex off the table
>admits to only wanting to fuck chads in first paragraph

Admin please skim this roastie scum off the map.

>actually 2 other dudes of similar ages in Austria
It feels weird to consider messaging a guy.

>>37514497
A tranny gets lots of adds...
who woulda thunk it ?
You're the reason /r9k/ is a stagnant toxic pit

>>37514535
he's a boy https://www.google.com/search?q="bunnineko%40gmail.com"

>>37514598
A (you) doesn't get lots of adds...
Stay bitter though baby ;)

tfw no one will ever contact me

>>37514535
>/fit/ white guy
sorry bud but I am 6'2 fit white chad face with a big dick and I will forever be a robot now eat a bag of dicks

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>tfw no pin in my country yet
>too much if a chicken to be the first to set it

>>37515224
iktf anon, iktf

originalplease

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WHY is there 1 fembot out of 200 robots in california?

>tfw there aren't straight fembots on continental europe
Feels bad man

>>37515372
are you really wondering why that's the case?

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>>37495508
That is me. Don't be scared of the man with the silly beard.

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BE MY PRETTY LITTLE GALWAY GIRL

>>37515721
i emailed her yesterday
nothing back yet

>>37505287
London here, haven't posted pin yet

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anons who havent posted a pin yet see pic related. just use throwaway contacts if youre worried. especially women, you don't need to respond to Pajeet asking for sum fuk

>>37515721
Ennis in bagina :--DDD

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>>37516056

mostly of the original comment family

>voids slowly filling up