/britfeel/

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pls return hannah to her rightful place as /britfeel/ queen edition

>>37352768
looking for housemates any robots wanna live together help each other sort ourselves out and shit
post were abouts in the uk you are and how far you would move

>>37352847

Fuck me, a house full of /r9k/ molluscs....

That would make some reality show.

>>37352847
>help each other sort ourselves out
this is a waifu poster orgy meet up, don't fall for the succubi
>>37352789
moar

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>100 for 1/2 hour 150 for an hour
what you lads reckon?

>>37352768
Gotta sign on tomorow, I cant. be. fucked.

>>37352875
why not fine stay a loney robot and dont better yourself

>>37352924

My wife would object.

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The thing about Xi is he really knows how to handle the succession politics and instability within the CCP, thats very commendable.
>>37352847
so much cum in boipucci :^)
>>37352880
but those were fun.

I do like cute bois with cute waifus though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DD_NCM_RJs

>>37352891
Probably worth it.

Looks like she's much fatter than she's letting on from those pictures though

>>37352891
no reason not to spring for the hour

make sure you jerk off an hour or so before you go

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>>37352768
Who /rides/ here.

>tfw 29 and still hit the dirt mounds.
Was going to wait till tomorrow to go, but driving past the dirt tracks saw that it was empty so decided to grab my bike and go.

Might get a gopro because I really like watching the go pro dirt jumps on youtube.

>>37352948
your fuckin ed wobbles kid

>>37352891
looks like a generic middle aged bimbo. i would go to a prossie but appartly 18-25 cute chubby prossies don't exist

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>>37352768
Aquire repeating symbols.

- President SeXi Jinping Kev

>>37352891

Does she take it up the shite pipe?

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>>37352960
I have bikefu if that counts. I hope to ride her one day.

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First for chloe

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Lads it's beginning to impede my ability to walk out my front door
What do?

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Right lads, for those of you who have a Facebook. The BBC has a messenger chat bot. Should see who gets blocked the fastest.

https://www.messenger.com/t/bbcpolitics/

>>37352958
>>37352954
I havent had sex in a very long time, I'd be so scared of not getting hard/not being able to cum.
>>37352980
No. And to be honest mate I'm not sure I'd want a prossy that's had her arse wrecked by everyone.

>>37353002
Tidy up. It's very cathartic.

>>37353002
Would literally take ten minutes to clean that

>>37352948
fuck off you paki lover

>>37353007
>No. And to be honest mate I'm not sure I'd want a prossy that's had her arse wrecked by everyone.

No bum fun, no pay day.

ive done nothing but masturbate today. very unproductive bank holiday.
but I did enjoy it so I guess not a total waste.

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>watching question time

>>37353023

Why are you so terrified of pakis lad?

Is mummy riding the brown broomstick?

>>37352891

where is she based? looks like a hooker i saw at tottenham court road then again near liverpool street.

adultwork name was something like party girl.

>>37352988
Not gonna lie, this gives me the creeps. And this is from someone who loves his bike more than his wife.

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>>37352962
only when fakkin EDM comes on hahah innit wahey.
>>37353023
literally never loved a paki :| can you get cute trap paki lads older than 8??

>>37353002
>get a bin bag
>put stuff in the bag
>wipe and hoover

recycle if you're into that. you'll probably get fined otherwise.

>>37353058
inb4 pakis are raping, destroying british culture and going to make whites a minority
same old boring shit

>>37353062
Kek yeah that's her. Review?

>>37353069
>literally never loved a paki

well at least university has taught you something

>>37353058
Yeah not like they just bombed the shit out of us last wee-
O-Oh.

>absolutely gagging for a wank but need to wait until everyone is asleep

fugg

>>37353075

They sound like they're having fun. Hot chicks too, sorta caramel coloured and nice food....


Pakis FTW!

>>37353079

haha fucking hell.

yeah she gave a good service but she knows how to position her camera.

first time i saw her she was chubby but hot chubby. next time i saw her it was a full on gunt. hanging down to her fanny.

needless to say i never went back.

can suck a golf ball through a hose pipe though.

>>37353102
>Not stealth wanking
Casual

Comfy thread feels

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Sex_Gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_sex_gang

Oxford: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11447263/Oxford-sex-grooming-ring-Police-dont-have-time-to-keep-girls-safe.html
Keighley: http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/11443422.28_men_arrested_in_Keighley_grooming_gang_probe/
Rochdale: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11444671/Ten-charged-in-Rochdale-child-grooming-investigation.html
Bristol: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-30078503
Telford: http://www.shropshirestar.com/news/crime/2013/05/10/horror-of-telford-girls-sex-abuse-ordeal/
Birmingham: http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/child-sexual-exploitation-force-west-9151006#ICID=sharebar_twitter
Wycombe: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-22626994
Harrow: http://www.getwestlondon.co.uk/news/local-news/colindale-brothers-mohammad-imran-shabbir-6240834

>>37353091

Best stay inside then 'fraidy boy.
What a fucking cuck!

>>37353102
do it in the bathroom ya tit

>>37353133
very uncomfy that
i prefer to get into bed and wank under the covers desu

>>37353128

Jealousy gets you nowhere lad.

>>37352948
whats boipuss gotta do with this

>>37352630
>>37352729
I'm not massively rich but I'm fairly successful, I think.

>Make about 120k a year
>Work remotely as a consultant and on my own business
>Don't have to get up in the morning and go into work
>Can travel where and whenever I like

I worked a lot of 12 hour days from when I was 22 until fairly recently to get to this point. So I'm successful in the sense that I managed to build the type of life that I wanted.

But I'm miles away from being a millionaire. I doubt I'm even in the top 20 richest posters here, considering how many people will inherit 1 million pound+ houses etc. I come from a modest background in Glasgow so I won't inherit anything like that.

>>37353147
You sound quite jealous to be quite honest with you lad

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>Seeing a non asian prostitute

Why would you do that?

>>37353176

Well they seem to be getting plenty of tail right enough.

>>37353184
Because most Asian prostitutes here are fake ads or victims of sex slavery.

>>37353184
>getting nip nongs disease from some random chink hooker

>>37353174

You must surely be in the running for most successful here then, aye.

>>37353184

they're all fucking thai or chinese.

you will never see a real japanese or korean girl and if you do they're minimum 40.

saying that i know an amazing thai hooker in hemel.

>>37353069
Defending them is just as bad.

>>37353075
thats blacks not pakis retard, blacks commit the most crime and are most violent

>>37353242
What are you gonna do about it, cuck?

>>37353083
that and a unnatural hatred of loud black girls in lectures.
>>37353154
it always comes down to boipucci here lad, get a bunch of these lads together and it will end the same.
>>37353242
I agree with Douglas Murray with most things but you have to be CIVIC about things :^)

why would a white girl fuck a paki?

i can get the whole black guy thing, they have that auora around them for being dominant, assertive men with the BBC.

but pakis have smaller than average cocks and are mostly associated with fucking sheep and blowing things up.

>>37353184
>Asian's that aren't Jap/Korean
Why would you do that anon?

>>37353258

So they're having more fun than you too lad?

Fuck, you have it rough!

>>37353184
>The anon here that got a 9/10 chinese gf
>He kissed her on the first day
fucking reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>37353258
>It's the paki who thinks his subhuman people should be allowed to stay in England because Nignogs are cancer too

>>37353281
>but pakis have smaller than average cocks and are mostly associated with fucking sheep and blowing things up.

Which is plainly considered preferable to a whiny, impotent loser who says "paki" a lot on /r9k/.

Can't image why lad, can't imagine at all.

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>>37353241
>or chinese.

Failing to see the issue

Watching Louis Theroux gives me a large erection.

morning lads what we up to today then?

>>37353272
>hatred of loud black girls in lectures.

isnt really any blacks in my uni. there is a few loud retard white girls though

i cracked some kid because he kept distracting during a lecture

>>37353258
Pakis are a far bigger threat and the black population isnt breeding like rats

>>37353349

Nigger boi & Paki lad are expressing their phobias.

>>37353375
>and the black population isnt breeding like rats

lol? naive or idiotic, we need to be removing or "removing" all the non whites, they outbreed whites and destroy them

anyone played that friday the 13th game?
is there anywhere it's cheaper than thirty fucking quid?

>>37353375
>actually believing that they are going to breed in to being the majority race
>not realising they will become more british with every generation and will stop breeding as much

>>37353390
we should give everyone an iq test and remove everyone who scores lower than 140

Eating a Twirl and I can't help but feel they've charged me extra for what is just air wrapped in chocolate.

>>37353390
Blacks have never bred more than whites. You can be racist without being a stormfag retard.

>>37353428
tell that to america, and we are becoming the same

Literally not got a single (you) in this thread. Dunno why i bother.

>>37353400
>not realising they will become more british with every generation and will stop breeding as much
Seeing as they're boming us every month and raping kids every day I find it hard to believe your mud-eating people will suddenly become civil.

>>37353435
>tell that to america
Black population has stayed about the same for 50 years. It's the hispanics that will make them minorities

muslim rape gangs are just the norm now lads.

stop being racist and accept it.

>>37353428
>>37353435
>tfw you made a paki pregnant and she had to lie to her parents and say it was her arranged partner

my bloodline will reign with out having to do anything

>Hating on muslim paedos

Thought you wanted them to integrate?

>>37353450
You bother because you like the attention.
Here's a little bit to spur you on lad

>>37353475
you realise you still dont have a proper heir right? all youve done is throw away your bloodline by mating with a non white you fucktard

Just got 10000 upboats on a reddit post lads

>>37353451
>bomb them
>they bomb us back

HEY THAT'S NOT RIGHT

and you're talking about a 1% minority, there are white bombers and white rapists too which are the majority. but it's okay because they're OUR bombers and rapists right?

>>37353481
>>37353462
haha nice one mate post it again

>>37353481
>>37353481

they could have at least used some lube when bumming those young girls. where is the humanity in going in dry?

Anyone else about to fail their uni exams? I went back to do a masters and I really regret it now, could've been smashing it in the bank holiday sunshine but instead I've been trying to learn a semester's worth of material for my remaining two modules.

Feel shit lads

>>37353492
>being this jealous that i had sex

no you fucking mong. my genes are stronger and will take over the paki bloody line. when he gets older i am going to red pill and christen him so he become a British Cristian. i am going to tell him that his mum lied and stopped me from seeing him LOL

>>37353552
>racemixer trying to justify his actions

funniest shit ive read today

manager just called to tell me where to go as the shop will be shut when I get there

wew, doing nothing actually worked for once

>>37353573
What have you done with your life with your superior race, anon?
Bet you're a doctor or an intellectual or some kind of philanthropist right?

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>>37352789
Have you seen her recently?

tit job and too much make up.

Still would though for old times sake.

http://hannah-amateur.com/gallery/

Link for anyone who hasn't seen the amazing Hannah since the old days,

>>37352880
Here's her vids lad.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5741c7c2d3615

>>37353573
>not knowing that brits are a mixed race

how stupid can you get?

>>37353184
ROVE YOU RONG TIME
roiiight

>>37353593
living my life and being a productive member of society working and actually continuing my bloodline, not every one needs to be a doctor but continuing my bloodline and securing another generation for my race along with being productive in society is something i can and am doing, something you are not, kill yourself
>>37353613
t. utter retard

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/pol/ says that racemixing with asian women is wrong

>>37353643
Well /pol/ is wrong.

>>37353634
>living my life and being a productive member of society working and actually continuing my bloodline, not every one needs to be a doctor but continuing my bloodline and securing another generation for my race along with being productive in society is something i can and am doing, something you are not, kill yourself

Repeating myself & repeating myself and repeating myself but saying fuck all and can anyone tell me what it's like to have sex please?


School of hard knocks & the university of life.... Amitrite lad?

>>37353634
<I-I flip burgers for a living but I'm gonna have 5 kids who are going to be on the dole for 50 years so I'm superior.

>>37353608
these new generic looking chavs it makes it so much harder to tell them apart now.

>>37353643
>>37353659
/pol/fag here. Half of us are on the autistic "NO RACEMIX EVER" spectrum and the other half are "DUDE WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SUBMISSIVE JAP WAIFU ALREADY." Frankly most of the asian girls I know are more attractive than the white thots.

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>living my life and being a productive member of society working and actually continuing my bloodline, not every one needs to be a doctor but continuing my bloodline and securing another generation for my race along with being productive in society is something i can and am doing, something you are not, kill yourself

Do I have to remind you lot again there are mosques with more history than your failure of ancestors in England?
>B-But pakis not allowed...

>mum is having a shouting match with her boyfriend again
>waiting to inevitably be called in and forced to pick a side

wew

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>>37353693
Who's the brit that keeps making anti WM/AF threads and pro AM/WF threads?

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>need to build a program in c# by next week
>barely started it
>have no idea what i'm doing

>>37353634
>living my life and being a productive member of society working and actually continuing my bloodline,

impregnating rotters isnt anything special lad. even chav retards can manage this one. its how you bring up your child that matters. you have probably watched a full episode of the news in your life

at least i will have heirs all over the gaff, in every race for safe keeping for when the race war happens. you're getting the peasantry pregnant, they are gonna be the first to go

your move kid

>>37353272
but am not gay

>>37353634
>living my life and being a productive member of society working and actually continuing my bloodline, not every one needs to be a doctor but continuing my bloodline and securing another generation for my race along with being productive in society is something i can and am doing, something you are not, kill yourself

What a spacker. Well, whatever makes you feel like your life isn't a complete waste, I suppose.

can't wait for all the racist wageslaves that come out of the woodwork on Sundays to disappear so the thread returns to comfy levels.

(I know it's Monday, but it's technically a Sunday for wagecucks).

>>37353708
but she just loves that paki cock

>>37353634
The race of your bloodline is completely arbitrary, our ancestors mixed and we will too. You're just a big dumb dumb.
Also laughing at the fact you are having children "to secure another generation of your race". Anyone can get someone pregnant, look at the average high school they're having babies out of the gates.
It's about how you raise the kid, not what race they are that decides how productive they are in society.
See the chav scum who produce thousands of little shit terrorisers every day.

>>37353709
I'm not even British, I dunno.
WM/AF best combo outside of WM/WF.

/pol/ BTFO again. how will they ever recover ?

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>>37353726
>>37353733
yet again amazed by the r9k coding
noice dubs tho

>>37353762
>I'm not even British
REEEEEEEEE

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>>37352768
Just had my first bulimic throwing up. Went well, threw up 3 times in total and I think I got all that cheese and onion crisps and cola out. Cant wait to be skinny and cute. AMA lads

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>>37353768
/pol/ is very silly

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>>37353634
You right now to be honest la

>>37353789
Did tilde convince you?

>>37353789
why not manage calories and exercise and eat shit occasionally?

>>37353789
Just eat less you retard

>>37353643
They're right. But there's no rule against have an east asian gf/wife. Just make sure you either get your own cells cloned and implanted in her womb so she can give birth to your pure, white clone or get a white egg donor.

>>37351960

I wish I had friends to make nice food for and go on walks/camping with or something. It sucks being a fucking social retard and very poor.

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Lads, this is bad. I think I'm too tired to fap.

>>37353812
Like telling an alcoholic to drink less. Or telling a heroin addict to just have a tiny bit of heroin.

>>37353847

Join a club or something lad.

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>>37353854
here you are lad
this is for kurisu poster too

>>37353860
Yeah but a heroin addict doesnt post 'omg just had my first injection lads cant wait to be a smacked out retard!'

>>37353811
I dont know, I just cant. Food is a comfort thing that I use to regulate my emotions and feel nice, if I dont have it I start feeling extremely shit and anxious. I didnt even plan to do it, infact I decided earlier on the day not to go through with it. But then before I knew it my hand was in my throat and I was throwing up without giving it much thought.

>>37353878
Im NOT doing heroin. Jeez, its just a weight loss methot albeit an unhealthy one but I will stop when I get skinni

>>37353879

How about doing things that keep you away from the demon food?

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THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE VOTING FOR WHEN YOU VOTE TORY

TORY SCUM OUT NOW

>>37353895
Current weight and goal weight?

>>37353789
reckon you'll give it a week before you pack it in fatso

>>37353878
They post stuff like that in certain places.

>>37353867

I'm thinking I might kill myself somewhere quiet and rural instead, while it's still warm out.

dw I've self referred to the local mental health services.

>>37353916

well at least pitch a tent and cook something nice first!

>>37353905
Im a disgusting horrible 15 stone, I want to be 11 stone.

>>37353713
Answer is probably on stack overflow anyway

>>37353904
oh muh god was gonna vote tory but ur post convinced me otherwise thanks

>>37353909
Stop calling me fat. I wont give it in, I will keep doing it until I am skinny and dont have a belly anymore. You just watch, I will let britfeel know when I am 11 stone

racemixing with asians just FEELS right you know?

Is this the work of the jews?

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>>37353868
Appreciated lad

el psy congrdesu

>>37353927

I've gotten really into supermarket sushi recently, that and yoghurt.

And the point of doing it rurally is to keep the body hidden for as long as possible, silly.

>putting on too much weight due to beer and wine consumption
>move to vodka and bourbon
>don't know my levels
>keep blacking out

swapping one way of killing myself for another

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tfw 'race' is just an arbitrary social construct but people are still racist baka :(

>>37353943
how can you get skinny when by your own admission you can't stop stuffing your face

bullimia is actually a mental condition, not a tool that can be used as and when you find it appropriate

if you don't have the stones to stick to a calorie deficit, then you sure as shit aren't gonna keep this up for however many months/years it takes to look like a regular sized human

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Posting a quality Chloe

>>37353974
>tfw 'race' is just an arbitrary social construct
>tfw you will never be this retarded

feels good

>>37353956
I hope thats not Tesco ((sushi)) lad, its terrible and dry. Co-op do good stuff, and M&S is good too but really expensive so I cant afford it.

>>37353974
junlad what are you doing
now they're going to post 'facts' and infographics without any sources about how blacks and indians are actually genetically more aggressive and dumb

>>37353962
Blacking out, like unconscious? How much do you drink? That has never happened to me, I drunk half a litre of tesco vodka and threw up the next morning for 6 hours straight with horrific stomach cramps and nasuea and couldnt eat for 24 hours

>>37353929
You could lose a stone in a few weeks with a proper diet

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Why is japan so aesthetic laddos?

Off to bloody jury duty tomorrow, what filmsor TV shows should I download on my phone? Did it a couple of years ago and they was fucking loads of sitting about watching the jeremy kyle show on the TV which I can't be arsed with

>>37353988

Boots is actually quite good.

>>37353962
>move to vodka and bourbon
not on the same night surely?

>>37353929
Lad you do know that bulimia won't lead to long term weight loss? All it does for me is compensate for the binges meaning my weight stays the same. Exercise and reducing calorie intake is the only way to lose weight. And please try and stop. The longer it goes on the more and more trapped you become. I bet you look really cute anon, you shouldn't be so concerned about your weight or what you look like. Try and improve yourself without hurting yourself. Bulimia won't make you happy~

>>37353979
Its so easy anon, its so easy that of course even I can do it. You seem to know everything about me and the human mind though, dont you.

>>37354021
ethnically pure and a well mannered people who want the best for their country

>>37353974
>be ethnically vague mongrel
>"act white" so white people like me
>dark enough that non-whites and SJWs like me
feels good mate

>>37354028

no lad. high quality bourbon neat, cheap shitty vodka with soda water and lime.

>>37354011
yeah sometimes. i have no off switch.

>>37354022
What's the case lad?

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what do you like best about asian women /britfeel/?

>>37354071

the way they cry like they're being raped when having sex.

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Rank them senpaitachi

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>He's not moved on so superior moonshine yet

It cost me 1 quid to make a gallon of the stuff and it's 21%

>>37354042
quick fixes don't work for weight loss
you'll realise this in 6 months when you're exactly the same as you are now

>>37354050
>high suicide rate
>full of weirdos wanking to anime instead of having kids
yeah what a paradise

>>37354071
>what do you like best about asian women /britfeel/?

Their cunts.

>>37354083

slag, slag, slag, whore, slag, slag, slag, cunt, slag

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>>37354036
Thank you anon, you are really nice. I know its not healthy, I really got curious about it the last few months. I used to cut myself like a retard and now I hate it because its upset my parents and I look like a mental patient outside in the summer since theres cuts on my arms. I have stopped doing that and im happy that I did, but I need SOMETHING. I really enjoy the feeling of release and control that I suspected that throwing up could provide me. Its just like cutting but I can use it to be skinny. Im only going to throw up once a day maximum and im not going to stuff my face either, im going to try and be good.

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>>37354080
That's only Japanese women.

Chinese women tend to moan and korean women will just moan and go "oppaaaaa"

>>37354083

would not appreciate my forthright opinions on interdimensional aliens/10

Even I don't know if that's a good or bad thing desu.

>>37354099
>high suicide rate
>full of weirdos wanking to anime instead of having kids
Sounds a bit too much like your house, eh lad?

>>37354083
Thanks for posting this again we didnt have enough retarded posts last time

>>37354099
suicide rate is actually pretty fine, and youve got people wanking to anime all over the world, its worse in the west with so many furries and bronies as well, they are still keeping their country alive and the "le birth rates are dangerous and falling" memes are being exposed as the bullshit they are

give up you pathetic faggot, japan is one of the best countries on earth because its people care about keeping their country pure, safe and well run

If I hang out outside a school in my BMW will I eventually get a 16 year old gf?

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>>37353974
>tfw 'race' is just an arbitrary social construct but people are still racist baka :(
Tell me about it

>>37354111
>tilde the professional thrower uper says you cant lose weight doing it but simply maintain weight
>you still decide to say you can lose weight throwing up

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Bought 30 tramadol for 20 quid. Took 5 on the way home, washed down with a starbucks hazelnut latte. Get back to the flat, check pockets for lighter - no fucking pills. I sincerley hope whoever finds them takes the whole lot at once and dies.

Post Frogs

>>37354163
Just you wait. I will post my progress as I go and I will prove you wrong. I will post my flat cute belly on here in a few months and you will admit that you are wrong.

/pol/tard weeaboos who worship Japan are hilarious

>trying to download something
>0.4/2.0 MB, 24 minutes left

fuck my life

>>37354195

/pol/tards are hilarious generally.

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Cannot seem to find meaning or pleasure in life lads. My attention flits from post to post, thread to thread, site to site but I don't actually read or digest anything; only skim.

I wageslave but I don't spend my money on anything besides food and train tickets. No friends, no life, no interests. I don't know what to do anymore. Even if I did know what to do I wouldn't have the energy or attention span to do it.

What's more, I don't think anyone cares. Not just on the internet but in real life and society. No one has the time or effort to devote their own life to fixing someone else's, especially not someone who rejects help. If someone did offer help I would denounce it as useless, trite advice without ever trying it. What a pointless existence.

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>>37354111
Well it is great to hear you are no longer cutting yourself! But bulimia is not something you can control. You say once a day but it will very quickly get out of hand. And it does a lot of damage to your mouth, stomach and heart. I think you should speak to your GP senpai and explain how you need the feeling of release. Please don't be so hard on yourself anon! I'm sure you are really lovely but you really must not make yourself sick, it is really horrible and I urge you to try and stop whilst you can~

>>37354173
>30 tramadol for 20 quid
>boxes of 100 caps are like 2 quid to buy wholesale

street value is mad inflated.

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>>37354198
Who /fa/ as feck here?

>>37354195
>half of /pol/ is white weeaboos that worship Japan
>the other half is asians that worship aryans

Odd place

40 more minutes and then i can have my "lunch", had a bowl of cereal with semi skimmed milk for breakfast, will have some noodles for lunch and a pie for dinner and everything should be okay

>>37354195
What about us non /pol/tards that worship asia?

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>>37354111
>I used to cut myself like a retard and now I hate it because its upset my parents and I look like a mental patient outside in the summer since theres cuts on my arms.
same lad

>>37354222
If you know it's wrong why do you still do it and post about it every day? Baffles me to be honest. People have been telling you not to do it since 2015 so why do you think you can convince someone?

>>37353916
might end up like this... watch out
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/married-couple-drowned-river-suicide-10478074

>>37354217

>What's more, I don't think anyone cares. Not just on the internet but in real life and society. No one has the time or effort to devote their own life to fixing someone else's, especially not someone who rejects help. If someone did offer help I would denounce it as useless, trite advice without ever trying it.

I realised this recently after years of pouring my heart and soul out to various people, especially when drunk.
All it does is isolate you from people. This is because people have such limited time these days, they want to spend the minimal social interaction they get having fun; not consoling someone.

It's why you've got to get onto the books of a mental health service. When it's somebodies job to listen, to help you move forward it actually gets done. And it doesn't isolate you from actual friends in the mean time.

I'm waiting for an assessment next month and I can't wait.

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>>37354243
It's proper crazy. Ever heard of Zomorph, the time release morphine capsules with the clear bit on? I used to know a guy who sold the pink ones (30mg) for three quid a piece. The cost to the NHS, iirc, is about 3.20 for 100.

I know there's a lot of Surrey lads in here so do any of you know why I can hear live music?
What event is that? Is it the county fair?

>>37354287
Because it is really, really hard to stop~

I wouldn't wish this upon anyone so I have to try and stop other people from copying my mistakes~

has anyone seen the E4 advert about voting? that basically makes it sounds like some people are talking about sex...why do normies have to relate EVERYTHING to sex, literally every fucking thing

there's a 24h mcdonalds on my way home from work
I finish at 11
might go through the drivethrough on my motorbike, for shits and giggles

they still do those 99p wraps?

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>>37354222
How could it damage my heart? That makes me nervous, and my stomach and mouth too? I brushed my teeth right after I did it. It didnt feel like pysically there was a whole lot of force in my body when I threw up, like it was more gentle than I thought. If I keep it to once a day, that must minimise a lot of risk. Plus people who do it for years and years start to face the problems right? Im just a bulimia baby at this point. I can be okay at least for the time being

>>37354326

Hire some brass an pork dat bitch.

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>>37354244
>graphic tees
>/fa/

Shame me into having a shower lads havent had one in days and had a sweaty drinking day and a sweaty coke day since then

>>37354354
>days

you are a literal baby, i havent had a shower in around 2 months

>>37354317
It's easy to see why there's so many pharmacists (usually of an asian persuasion) selling all their meds.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/health-20753509/pharmacists-found-illegally-selling-valium-and-morphine

(Look at the above video, they're all asian from dodgy independents).

Also I've heard that methadone has a street value of a quid per ml.

500ml bottles sell for 500 bong! When you can get them for 92p. lmao.

>>37354354
nah, you do you smellyboi

>want to have phone sex with my online gf
>mum won't be fucking leaving the house for hours

ffs by the time i'm able to she probably won't be in the mood or offline

>>37354344

Because literally everything is about sex lad.

Literally
Everything

>>37354381

even voting, how?

>>37354326
Someone who is still heavily bulimic and constantly posts about doing it as if it's fine isn't the best advertisement for stopping it. You should focus on getting better yourself first.

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>>37353868
I appreciate it, m8, but it's no good. Don't have the energy and can't concentrate. This is where I need someone to play with my willy for me. Maybe a nice jap lass.

>>37354384

Especially voting.

>>37354373
>i havent had a shower in around 2 months
do you wash at least?

>>37354384
Voting for labour is accepting paki cock creampieing white teens

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>>37354384
It will be if Corbyn gets in

>>37354348
It can cause heart failure lad. You shouldn't brush your teeth afterwards either, rinse your mouth with water instead. And while it might take a while for the negatives to show up, by the time they do you will not be able to stop~

>>37354415
But if he redistributes gf, doesn't that mean I'd have to share mine? Probably with the fucking immigrants and refugees, knowing Corbyn.

I don't want that future. Vote non-Labour.

>>37354411

That's what I voted for then.

Feels good lad!

Why do people even want relationships lads?
My friends with gfs do nothing but complain about how much of a nightmare it is, they will shit talk them for hours. But then when I say "So just dump her" they just kind of avoid the topic, I dont get it

>>37354384
You vote for the party that will increase your chances at getting sex.
Not directly, and not consciously, but that's what it will ultimately lead to.

>>37354404
lmao no, the most i do is brush my teeth

>>37354465

why would i want sex when i can just wank off?

>>37354465
based rasheed

>>37354493
When you masturbate your id believes you are having sex.
Your ego understands that women do not see you as attractive, so cheats the id.

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REEE I WANT TO END THE WHITE RACE

>>37354417
>don't do it, but here's my top tips on being a bulimic

>>37354417
This is really scary. I was reading on a bulimia website and its frightening. I dont want to fall into the bulimia trap. I did it before I even gave it much thought, I just went to the bathroom and decided to throw up. I dont want to keep doing it again and again. Just cutting myself was less high risk by a large margin.

H E M E L
H E M P S T E A D

>tfw still no /britfeel/ bf

>>37354596
N O T T I N G
H I L L

>>37354618

west london is the fucking worst

i work in north action. shithole.

>>37354618
R H
Y L

>>37354618

4 W E D D I N G S
A N D
A
F U N E R A L

>>37354638

north acton.

ge tae fek spellcheck

>>37354652
M Y
B I G
F A T
G R E E K
W E D D I N G

>>37354615
I'll be your bf I'm male though

ever REEEEEEEEEEED in real life?

any london bots wanna meet up and spit roast a hooker?

>>37354675
I used to scream in to a pillow when I got too overwhelmed.

Hey lefties the best way of ending the white race is to import as many asian women as possible and promote white men dating asian women.

But for some reason you're against that...

>>37354698
I do that now and then too. I didnt connect it to REEing but now that I think about it, its pretty damn close.

finally got round to purchasing some linen trousers for this hot weather.

hopefully i haven't been memed.

man I don't belong anywhere

>>37354675
I frequently REEEE when driving if someone is going too slow

>>37354713

I'm up for it lad.

>>37354727

>linen trousers
>2017

You from the 40's nigga?

You're supposed to by nice chinos.

>>37354741

i'm on /britfeel/ lad. looking good isn't my number one priority.

>>37354671
But anon that's the whole point

>>37354697
Rather be the one spitroasted desu

>>37354563
If you have to do it you should at least know how to minimise the risks desu~

>>37354581
Good lad! Although cutting is not the solution either. Is there not another method you can use to get the release?

>>37354615
The worst feel of all~

>>37354727

Coolio.

Deck shoes & a cricket jumper?

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Corbyn for PM

>>37354657
Hmmm, a few too many blacks

>Talking to qt online
>We get on very well
>She is interested in me
>Wants to be gf
>Lives thousands of miles away

I wish I could find women interested in me within a 100 mile radius

>>37354821

it is a dream of mine to stroll down a pink sanded, Caribbean beach. rocking a pastel linen suit and panama with a concubine on each arm.

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Vote Corbyn.

Originale.

>>37353079
Go for Gorgeous_girl in north london

THICC in the good way and proper nice apartment
free drinks if you want

>>37354904

Linen is the travellers friend!

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>>37354376
>Also I've heard that methadone has a street value of a quid per ml.
Well I shall be fucked, that's a lot of dosh. I've been on green before to treat (unsuccessfully, I might add) painkiller addiction, had to get the dose above 70ml/day before it even did anything. I've never used gear, but I'd imagine that buying green probably costs the same amount as that would.

>>37353091
>paki
he was a libyan from north africa you dumb cunt

>>37354940
Well if you need it go and see an addiction service and get a blue script for it?

And if you're on income support it's free...

simples.

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>>37354596

BANBURY
A
N
B
U
R
Y

unoriginaltown

>>37354675

Occasionally if something irritating but trivial happens I let out a quiet, forlorn "fucking... ree".

If I'm really upset I call my self a useless cunt and try very hard to suppress my suicidal tenancies.

>>37354730
which means you belong here

>>37354968

Actually he was a Englishman from Manchester.

His Daddy was a Libyan.

>>37354995
>>37354968
Filthy filthy paki.

>>37354852

If one girl likes you, plenty more will!

>>37354920
I live in Surrey though so it would be a bit of a trek

>>37355008

Calm down lad, wipe the spit off the screen.

An English terrorist, can't even blame the paddies any more, English born and bred could have played for the team or even been a morris man.

REEEEEEE

I have an ok job and a house on mortgage and a car

I DESERVE a cute, petite, thin Asian gf

>>37355011

I suppose I have myself to blame, I speak to a lot more people and therefore women online, so opportunities for them to like me are greater

>>37354453
The pussy game ridiculous.

I swear it's original, I would lie to the robot.

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How do I just the waifulads?

D.va is my waifu.

>>37355047

Get a dating profile, you mook.

Also gib money

>>37354920

link naooo

i live nearby

>>37355058
To join the waifulads you must respond to the waifu call.

>>37354835
>corbyn
>guns
Nah, lad. They would have to be holding shovels or massive, double-ended dildos.

>>37355051
You've just not found the right niche porn fetish yet.

>>37355049

Yeah, but if you do whatever you do online irl, then it'll work there too. Unless you're just getting you massive johnson out on Omegle.

>>37355058
D.va is for breeding!

>>37355086
>massive, double-ended dildos.

It just gets better & better.

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>>37355058
Good to have you lad! She's a real qt~

>>37355071
aw /1932980

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Please get comfy with you anime figures, lads.
Post waifus.

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>>37354641
what's Rhyl like for a robot? Prestatyn here, swarming with scousers atm

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Will corbyn give me an Asian gf?

>>37355130


i'll report back and let you know how i get along

>>37355177

He promise it ladu.

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>>37355118
It's an honour lad!

>>37355161
Got a comfy night lined up. Gonna play some prison architect whilst watching my favourite streamer in the background. And then play some overwatch. What you up to lads?

>>37355161
How many times did you fap today?

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Why are New Zealanders physically incapable of going 30 minutes without doing a Haka

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>>37355161
Find a downside. She can be anything from cute daughteru, to hot prime teen, to hot as fuck older woman.

>>37355177
No, you get an overweight black one from Croydon

>>37355202
3 times ;_;
Really need to get a better hobby.

>>37355166

Pretty shit at this time of year, but in spring and autumn, just before and after tourist season its pretty comfy, especially auntumn when youre used to seeing normies everywhere and over a few weeks it goes back to being very quiet, it can be very comfy, every now and again i go for a midnight stroll down by the beach, its a nice place dessy

Got a fucking cunting parking ticket. What literal piece of shit issues these tickets for a living. Do their neighbours / friends / family know how they earn a miserable crust? Hope they choke on it.

>>37355244
Don't break the law and you won't get them anon

>>37355217

hope the lions fucking crush them

twitch tv forsenlol
>tfw watching chad and his turbo autist chat play a dating sim

Can't stop fapping to ladyboys how do I fix this?

>>37355261

Dodgiest lions squad I've seen in a long time TBQH lad.

>>37355099

I don't have the charm to woo britbong lasses it would seem.

>>37355178
how long will you be

>>37355286

gonna be 100% gatlandball so realistically we'll get smashed.

>>37355287

Just ask them if they want their minge hammered with man meat.

Works every time.

havent signed on for 2 weeks now because I cant find my bank details and cant be bothered to go look

haha

>>37355317

the bloody madman

fucking hell lads. just done cardio and near the end i started to feel cold and i was breathing extremely fast. why the fuck was i going cold

>>37355413
That's normal lad, the chills are quite common.

>>37355431
ah sound lad. thought i might of been hyperventilating

>>37355413
thats normal sit down and relax for a bit and everything will feel amazing
you get this overwhelming feeling like a runners high

the trailer park boy podcasts are comfy as fuck.

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>/britfeel/ summed up in ten seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcqMcaeyAwo&feature=youtu.be

>>37354852
same thing here, i sext a couple of girls regularly and i know they all think i'm cute and want to take my virginity but they all live in different countries. i think one of them is legitimately in love with me and wants to marry me...

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>>37355494
Put a fucking spoiler on that image lad.

That's like leaving the safety off a gun, or leaving a sword unsheathed. It's dangerous.

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>>37355532
Sorry lad won't happen again.

>Spent all day looking forward to my day off
>Guy quits ten minutes before I leave
>"Hey anon can you do 12-10 tomorrow?"

If I didn't need the money so badly I'd have told them to shove it.

>>37355251
>Don't break the law

I've not broke the law. Anyway I'll pay the 25GBP fine, however I will photograph all the 'parking enforcement officers' I can in this locality and put their clear facial images on facebook. I'll make a dedicated group for identifying traffic wardens and speed camera operators because I think it's in the interest of motorists and the general public to be able identify these individuals.

>>37355222
Who is the artist for this, do you know? I can't reverse image search cause on mobile.

>>37355564
>I'll make a dedicated group for identifying traffic wardens and speed camera operators because I think it's in the interest of motorists and the general public to be able identify these individuals.

That sounds like harrassment

>>37355546
lmao.

I love britfeel.

>>37355564
you can identify them by their uniform you autist

>>37355564
If you haven't broke the law then dispute the fine.
Or did you break the law you silly pillock?

>>37353980
That's my fucking sister mate, bang out of order

>>37355494
Where did that vid take place

>>37355564
do you want vigilantism? Because that's how you get vigilantism.

>>37355565
You can reverse search on phones you lying bastard.

>>37355585
Well he's already broke the law once

>>37355670
It is well known that if you break the law once you can break the law again without repercussion.

>>37355670
>Implying we're all not breaking the law by posting here and when Mummy May is elected into government, she won't lock us up in the GCHQ prison.

I'm going to make a dedicated group for identifying britfeel posters because I think it's in the interests of the general public to identify these individuals

Not sure I can go another day wearing male clothes

>>37355564
>. I'll make a dedicated group for identifying traffic wardens and speed camera operators because I think it's in the interest of motorists and the general public to be able identify these individuals.

I bet they're shitting themselves.

>>37355222
>>37355565
Found it if anyone cares:

pixiv.net/member.php?id=1226647

>>37355548
You feeling the ol' wagie ragie?

Should've just had the day off, friend.

>>37355564

Most parking officers are very reasonable people.

Even the jobsworths do nothing wrong. You're in the wrong and a whiny faggot.

>>37355712
So don't do it Poley. Go into work wearing a dress tomorrow. The place is already heaving with trannies anyway. They'll be delighted and all ask you out to drink with them.

>>37355754
Nah, my job is a piece of piss, and my favourite waitress is working tomorrow. I get to stare at her lovely bum all day :*)

>>37355822
>I get to stare at her lovely bum all day :*)

How often have you inserted your length in this divine orifice?