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First for Kwasi

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the rain stopped

>>37339983
is kwasi /ournigger/?

dont know how you lads live as neets. im bored as fuck.

>>37340015
It's not by choice friendo.

Most days I literally wanna smash my own head in.

>>37340015
Just do what I do, skip across the same three websites until 2am.

>>37340034
what three websites are those anon?

>>37340007
He seems like a decent lad. He's got my vote

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>>37339994
It's still going where I am

Essex

>>37340043
4chan, youtube and 4chan(other) of course.

>>37340030
>It's not by choice friendo.

fair enough. im just a student but ive been off uni for about 2 months, and i hardly went in when i was in anyway.

im proper starting to get fed. dont know what to do though.

>>37340034
i spend too much time on 4chan

>>37340073
Nvm, it hadn't stopped. It was so quiet I couldn't hear it but when it's that little whats the point you know

>>37339939

>Tfw in north east so the penines block a lot of shit weather and I just had a comfy late night cycle home from work while listening to an audio book

Hurry up and go to war with N.K ffs

>>37340076
4chan other?

you mean reddit don't you.

>>37340015
we don't live really

oriorrir

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>>37339939
Isle of White (women) edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

*Intimidates white boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your big beautiful black...

*Cuts to interracial scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>37340134
No, going to reddit just makes me feel more depressed.

>>37340157
It's like this for me

Go to 4chan:
>Everybody is miserable and depressing making me feel depressed.

Go to reddit:
>everybody is normie and happy making me feel depressed.

can't win lads.

Just applied for a job at McDonald's lads, its finally happened.

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/wonder-woman-screening-women-only-hysterical-men-a7756791.html?cmpid=facebook-post

this is absolutely fucking retarded

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Sup britfeel.

Currently sat here waiting for my great grandmother to die, or be fine, dunno. She's 100 y/o.

>>37340206
If she goes it wouldn't even be that sad lad. When someone dies at that age it's something everybody can accept and celebrate I feel.

>>37340204
funny how women fall for these PR stunts so easily

Anybody else not have empathy for something unless that something has happened to you?

Does that make me fucked up?

I don't want to be this way.

>>37340247
we literally built society and took women with us. they are living off our success. they are lucky cunts that we gave them equality.

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Lads, last night I took a quarter of a tab of LSD and half a tab of MDMA. I went to the park with two close friends of mine and we took one of their dogs for a walk and listened to Lord of the Rings music and Brian Eno.

When I went home, I hallucinated a phone conversation with my ex in which I said my final goodbyes to her and told her I'd always love her, even though evidently our souls weren't meant to be eternally linked in this lifetime. I listened to Landslide by Fleetwood Mac and it felt like it was her singing it to me. I keep crying.

>>37340181
/r9k/ and /pol/ isn't 4chan. Find a discussion heavy board and it's actually pretty comfy desu

>>37340308
>hallucinated a phone conversation
how do you know it wasnt real

>>37340270
I have weird empathy. When people are in pain or not in a good way everything in me wants to help them. If I see gore videos it fills me with sadness but if I just hear about someone dying I'm indifferent. For some reason I couldn't feel any empathy for the Manchester attack victims, sympathy yes, but couldn't actually feel anything. The more I thought about it and tried to imagine it happening to me or people I know then it became real for me and I could feel.

I don't think it's fucked up. Sometimes I wonder if a lot if other people genuinely feel sad when these things happen or just recognise it as being fucked up and give the appropriate response.

>>37340308
when the trip doesn't end make sure you get yourself to the psych ward. gods speed.

>>37340338
Not in my call log. I was also pretty much aware that I was essentially daydreaming the whole time.

>>37340243
Ain't sad for her, she's great and it's been great to know her. But my mother and grandmother are much closer to her. I am sad for them.

But the old girl should have been allowed to die a long time ago, she wanted to. I worry that her daughters will realise they forced her to accept treatment that dragged the whole ordeal out unnecessarily.

>>37340308
I have some acid on the way
had to spend my bitcoins before they became worthless

need a few days rest atm, my brain is fried

>>37340499
>had to spend my bitcoins before they became worthless
Fug, thanks for reminding me.

I'll have to spend them up in the morning before work.

>>37340308
>close friends
>ex
out you go

I promise you lads this tune will fulfill all your comfiest desires in the early hours of this rainy Monday morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6fbaaERI4k

>playing monopoly at 3:30am
>have to be up for work in 4 hours

the state of my life lads

>>37340015
I spend most of my time sleeping. If the internet is having problems then I almost go insane every time.

>>37340558
>people kissing
uncomfy

>>37340581
link to where you can play monopoly pls

>>37340499
>>37340539
Why are they gonna be worthless?

>>37340596
focus on the tune not the imagery lad

>>37340601
PSN lad, it's on sale for 3 bong so me and my mates bought it

>>37340625
do you have to have friends to play it? or does it pair you in with randoms or AI?

this is good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMn1hzSP-V4

>>37340640
It has online with randoms, not sure about AI though

>>37339994

It hasn't stopped, lad, it's just moved on. Think about all the other places and people enjoying the refreshing rainfall.

>>37340666
just bought it m8. between this and overwatch I'm in for a fun night I think.

also you have devil trips just thought you should know friendo.

>>37340714
I've been playing Monopoly for a good 12 hours lad, the devil trips are probably a warning to stay away from this addicting shit

>>37340739
its a first person shooter right?

>>37340739
>>37340755

validate my shit joke

>>37340928
Your joke went over my head lad

It's pissing down lads, I'm in the comfy zone.

could still get 5 hours kips if I fall asleep right now

I feel like Corbyn is gonna make it lads.

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>>37341586
Was gonna put a tenner on it at 18/1 a few weeks ago, now its like 7/1 or even lower

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Liverpool uni fag from a thread about a week ago

exams over. my gay fat Indian cunt of a roommate kept me up all night before the last one, so probably didnt do to well. might try to apply for mitigating.

Nice to have some free time, took out some books for other subjects which i'll read.

probably go home to london soon and meet with old friends. not to bad, feel abit shite, but what can you do

>4:20
>already basically fully light out
How could someone enjoy a 420 spliff like this?

>>37341586
>>37341618
careful about your bubbles

>>37341586
>I feel like Corbyn is gonna make it lads.
Nope. Down in the latest polls

>>37341713
I couldn't give a shit who wins I just thought it was a good price for a bet given how its going, price is too low to bother now though

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just had two packets of fridge raiders and some mccoys salt and vinegar crisps, might stay up all day to reset the old sleep schedule

>>37342399
is this ebina?

Should I stay up too and reset my sleeping pattern?

Feel wide awake and very comfy atm.

Wonder how that'll change when it gets light in an hour or so.

>>37342502
You fuckin wot mate it was light an hour ago where are you living? >>37341678

>>37342502
yes it is and i'll probably fail it too, its around dinner time I always fail and after that around 5pm

>>37342789
Its not full brightness though, its dimmed

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Good morning lads~

What are you doing awake this early on a bank holiday?

I've got wageslavery in a bit, not looking forward to it~

>tfw catto is sleeping on my bed and looks really comfy

Just want to stay in bed and cuddle him. At least the rain has stopped though!

Hope you all have a nice day!

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>>37343556
playing rounds of overwatch now and then and I might start watching anime again or watch a film or sit on 4chan and do nothing. Either way I'm going to try stay awake all day since I slept 15hours till 6pm yesterday. I got all emotional and tired like 3 hours ago but now I'm feeling alright again, hope it keeps up.

Don't know if I'd like to be working on a sweaty bank holiday desu

>>37343556
I have 7 hours of work on about 2 hours sleep.

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>>37343556
>>37343696

I've given up resetting my sleeping pattern like ebinlad. Just gonna go to bed and fuck my shit up desu. Gonna get comfy and fall asleep to a documentary.

>>37343840
Don't worry i'll fail too

>>37343696
I'm sure you can stay awake Ebin! Just think how satisfying the sleep will be later! And good idea to keep yourself busy, it's really great to hear you're playing games and possibly watching anime again, I do hope you can maintain an interest in things again~

Working bank holidays is not too bad because it is less busy than a regular day, still would rather be a NEET though~

>>37343811
Sorry to hear that anon, slaving on little sleep is horrible. At least you will be home by the afternoon, then you can have a comfy sleep!

>>37343840
Enjoy it lad, bit jealous of you tbqh~

>>37343910
I thought bank holidays were supposed to be busier cause people are off work? Not like I go outside on them to find out but I hear the roads get clogged and stuff.

dunno about getting an interest in things, I have splurts of optimism and "wow I bet thats fun to do!". fun to do in theory but then when I do it practically it does nothing

My bird and kid go away until Sunday today

Gonna live the bachelor life! Any suggestions?

>>37344279
wear your birds clothes and have a wank

>>37344279
Shag the at you've been flirting with lad. You do have a side piece.
>TFW was loyal till I found out the wife was preggers. Now I shag about

>>37344200
desu I find bank holidays are busier than Sundays but calmer than week days~

Well I think it's great that you're at least doing these things, and more importantly you have the initial motivation to start them! That in itself is fantastic senpai, hope you start to enjoy things more too~

>>37344336
Pass
>>37344359
Two birds I work with I flirt one

1. Good looking but emotionally damaged pot head. Goes out with string of arseholes so sees me as a stabke, strong bloke

2. Filthy younger chubby girl. Made it clear she is up for a shag

>>37344456
Shag both.

>>37344359
why? aren't women more horny when their preggo

>>37344456
both obv but if you had to choose i'd go for the chubby one

>>37344786

That's what I'm thinking. The fit one might blow up

weathers a bit shit lads, I was here still thinking it was sunny but I went for a can of coke and had to pass a window and its all wet and foggy and shit

Lel, messaged random guy on normiebook, got the textbook non-response, he'd "seen" my generic message and within a few minutes was offline.

Totally expected it, but lol.

Off to work

Another day, another dollar

I want to go for a walk, but my knob literally won't go down. Did I get spiked with viagra in my sleep FFS?

>>37345819
i can suck it for you lad

won't take me long

How can I still be tired when I got 11 hours of sleep?

>>37345950
Because you're a beta paki cuck with no energy

i have an online british paki friend and i'd like to think he posts here

What you lads up to this fine wank holiday monday?

>>37344456


Bend the damaged one to the point at which she believes her own life force is exuded by your nob, which she must suck daily or die.

Got jury duty tomorrow lads, anyone here done it? I hope it is something interesting, or at the very least doesn't go on all week

>>37341586
Never going to happen lad, outside of universities everyone thinks he is an IRA supporting socialist cretin

Tesco are doing a PS4 with a game for 200 bong, tempted to get one so I am no bored as fuck over summer

who here /anxietyaboutbeingoffwork/?
not sure if the bank holiday is a meme and I'm going to get fired tomorrow

wew lads, I gotta tell you about my dream, it was proper bonkers

>it's a dream about me missing my ex-gf oneitis who I haven't spoken to in 3 years episode
>everything starts out pretty standard for one of these, I'm trying to track her down to make contact, for some reason no longer has any online presence, have to track her down irl
>find where she lives, go there and discover she has a husband and is preggers, still go and make contact with her, and get her to override her husband's concerns about me trying to get her back
>the first problem to solve is this damn baby, and what I do is somehow perform surgery on her to remove the bloody thing and then I toss it away somewhere where it presumably dies and no one really seems to mind
>then I have to deal with the husband, and as he's some businessman he comes back to their house every night tired like every wagiecuck, so I wait for him to nod off and then inject him with a small dose of heroin, every night for a week until he's an addicted smackhead mess living on the street and his life is ruined, leaving me alone with my oneitis
>then for some reason it turns out I have a current gf in the dream, who btw is Kim Wexler from Better Call Saul
>now there's a love triangle going on where Kim thinks I've just been making contact with my oneitis to do a bit of catching up, but now that my oneitis wants me again, they're having a bit of a girly feud with one another about who gets me

and then I woke up

my fucking bottom eyelid on my right eye has been twitching for 2 days now

FUCKS SAKE

>>37346857
>somehow perform surgery on her to remove the bloody thing and then I toss it away somewhere where it presumably dies and no one really seems to mind
Kek, I get weird shit like that in my dreams quite often - doing some insane task or crime and no one seems to care

>>37339939
Amercian here. When you guys get disconnected from the internet, I'm gonna miss your threads. They're so nice.

any you lads tried ket?

>>37346965

Not for months at least, probably not even for a year or two

>>37346966
ye
bit naff
prefer mxe

>>37339939

>had a shit
>had a fap
>had a shower
>only just turned 10 AM

Who else is having a super productive bank holiday?

>>37347313
what's it like, blox

>>37347410
depends how much you take
can range from a light drunk feeling to pure dissociation, as if everything is muted and miles away
and it's over too quickly, doesn't last long at all

>>37347445
don't find many people that have good things to say about it, weird that it's so common still

What is the point of drugs?

Never understood the appeal.

>>37347501
it's a cheap buzz in a pinch
and you're sober quickly after

>>37347512

Drugs will help you understand

Had a dream last night that BritNormie kidnapped Ebinlad.

He had a BMW that he was driving around in, and Ebinlad was in the boot.

>>37347512
Can change how you think, feel and perceive shit, you'd think a robot of all people would understand it

>>37347557

Waste of money desu

>>37347563

I'm not really a robot though. Having said that, drugs seem to be the normiest thing of all

>>37347558
did ebinlad just look like ebina in the dream?

that's how I picture him when I wank, just ebina with a microdick

>>37347591
>Having said that, drugs seem to be the normiest thing of all

Not all drugs, boutique psychedelics like 2C-T-7 aren't really fully appreciated by normies

>>37347577

Kek!

Now dat funneh.

>>37347609

No, he was very short though, had a receeding chin too

>>37347557
It's just escapism tho.

had to interact with two normies

feels bad

>>37347677

And.... Your pont is, what lad?

>>37347730
His pont is Passerelle Simone-de-Beauvoir

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17TLA8KDf8V

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JUST WANTED TO WATCH THE GODDESS HOLLY WILLOUGHBY BEFORE WORK AND INSTEAD THIS FAT WHALE IS ON

FUCKIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37347558
at least it'll be a comfortable ride in a bmw I spose

>>37347630
I'm not short and I don't have a receeding chin

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>the gay Chad who bullies me at work is leaving this week

I think I'm going to miss him a bit, like I have some kind of Stockholm syndrome~

>>37348067
do you want him to rape you?

>>37348067
>tfw no gay chad to bully me
Where do I find this kind of man?

>>37348067
Go to his leaving party and slip him some roofies. Then fuck his ass raw in revenge.

>>37348094
don't think tilde wants to be the one doing the fucking tbf

>>37347936
when did she get so fat?

>>37347577
>>37347512
Straight edge lad reporting in.
Never drunk, never smoked.
Don't get the appeal and save myself loads of money, Pretty nice to have the extra cash around, can spend it on something that lasts longer than 1 night.

>>37348078
I wouldn't go that far desu, though he is quite cute~

>>37348091
You don't want to be bullied by gay Chad anon, he can get very sassy and mean~

>>37348094
Don't think he's having one desu, doubt I would have been invited anyway. And I don't know where to get drugs~

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Don't put reciprocal tariffs on steel

>had a dream where I molested girls on public transport and raped men in a flat

what did he mean by this?

>>37348130
what the alison woman who is on today? she always was, she is just getting older and still eating as much, and when that happens you get fatter.

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only about 8 more hours to stay awake and i'll be chuffed

although I'm not making good use of my time, i'm enviously looking at normies on facebook again

>>37348143
Same, only because i'm too much of a social outcast to have ever been in the situation where drugs and alcohol are present - I've gone for so long being straight edge I'm going to roll with it now. It no longer makes me look a loser but a sensible person

>>37348108
Yeah but then Homo-Chad will be insecure enough that he'll chase Tilde and desire him more.

>>37348150
What are you like in person?
How do I look and act more appealing to gay chads?
Things like shaving legs and having cuter posture, I need some tips on how to do this.

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>>37347933

Can't detect what accent that is, sounds like a saffa accent somewhat

Has poleaboo ever posted a voice recording?

>>37348210
his dad has
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hW6VJt4tUg

>>37348164
Drink a 4 pack of Red Bull. Either you'll keep going for another 12 hours or have a massive heart attack.

>>37348233
Never had one or an energy drink ever. I'd rather not start

being str8 edge is boring ive been high for about 4 days straight makes life a little bit more bearable. if i ever stop getting stoned im sure id off myself

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how do I actually clean glasses lads?

I run them under a tap but the water doesn't run off correctly and if I wipe it with the glasses cloth it goes all wierd and streaky/cloudy

I only wear them when outside which is a rare enough occurence it hasn't bothered me but I think i'll start wearing them in the house to get more used to it

>>37348297
Spectacles use specially treated glass, water is a horrible idea.

A dry cloth a couple of times a week should be fine. You'll need some lens cleaning solution though now to fix what you've done.

>>37348297

breathe on them, christ lad.

>ywn die fighting Zulus for no particular reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRtnWVvDX6k

>>37348297
You're using too much water anon.
You only need a little bit. Really you want to get some of the glasses cleaning shit that you spray onto them.
Use one side of the glasses cloth on the wet spray and use the other side to dry it.

>>37348333

The saffa is back, fuck off home.

You endlessly whine about how bad you have it, but you still have it better than all other groups in south africa.

>>37348333
nice trips sheep shagger

Daily reminder that black south africans are a lot better than afrikaaners

>>37340104
Gotta love the Pennines. Blocks us from shit weather, mancs and scousers. It's a bloody national treasure.

>>37348325
>>37348335
what about lens cleaning wipes? seems like the best of both worlds.

>>37348332
tried stuff like that

>>37348397
If your glasses are so dirty you need them, stop being such a pig. Use them now to resolve the water damage,then dry cloth every few days

>>37348397
i use the wipes for mine. they do the job.
at a push i just wipe them with my tshirt or jumper.

>>37348397
Lens cleaning wipes cost more though lad.
Just one squirt of glasses on both sides of each lens cleaner should fix them up.
Breathing on them should be done as a temporary clean. When you're out and don't want to pull out some glasses cleaner.

>>37348397
didn't know len did cleaning wipes.
do you think he does them cheap for his steam friends who wear glasses

>>37348392
What the fuck did you just say about me you little xhosa? I'll have you know I graduated top of class in the royal grenadiers. I will make you so scared you will shit your inyamas after im done.

>>37348444

I use fairy liquid.

>>37348435
>>37348440
>>37348444
alright lads I'll order some, not impressed with this every little thing I thought just worked requires all this pre-thought and effort and I'm barely living, don't know how normies do it tbqh

>>37348474
>Len will never wipe you down

start my new job in 8 hours, after 3 years of NEETdom
at least it'll be quiet, and it's only a 3 hour shift
still nervous, but I expected that

My McDonalds application was accepted. Though no date for the interview just as yet but good considering I did it at 2am.

The life of a neet is almost over lads, 7months of unemployed ups and downs. It's been difficult especially with the on and off again use of antidepressants, haven't wanted to kill myself harder.

Anyway wish me luck lads, I applied for full time overnights so gunna earn those big bucks. I pawned my desktop computer during the tribulations so I'm gunna rebuild a new one, ryzen 1600 and RX 580 sounds good to me.

>>37348536
Are you the lad with the cleaning job?

>>37348555
that I am
can you tell i'm apprehensive?

>>37348492
I thought once you've got glasses that's it, but apparently you have to go back every year. I got mine 4 years ago and now my eyesight is as bad as it was then.

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Had a dream that I was reading a lewd Persona 4 doujin

>>37348599
I'll probably go back like 2 years after my last appoinment to see if my eyes have gotten worse

>>37348603
i read a good p4 doujin, involved rise getting fucked by a giant cock and shitting everywhere as well as puking

>>37348603
Find one to read and link it here mate.

>>37348618
It was some kind of selfcest thing with Chie. Not sure why since I benched her pretty early on.

>>37348297

Swish them around in water containing a small amount of detergent, it will solubilise the grease.

gave some money to a homeless person for the first time ever

now i feel really good inside? what is this feeling? i don't even give a fuck if he spends it on drugs

it's so strange i don't give a fuck what happens to him it's like i just paid a person to make me feel like a better human being

>>37348761
All actions are selfish. Especially selfless ones

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anybody from Dudley west midlands?

>>37348761
I know that feel. It's such shit how people go
>Well they'll only spend it on drugs, you know!
Their lives are pretty fucking shit. If drugs ease that off, so be it. I tend to buy a sandwich or coffee, then give some change too. Problem solved.

>>37348805
they ain't gonna improve their situation by repeating the same self destructive cycle
but then again, if they don't value their own existence, why should anybody else?

>>37348818
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. If you're willing to give them individualised support, a place to stay and personally guide them to a point where they're willing to attempt rehab then guide them through it then by all means you'd be doing a great thing. Especially since you have no vices yourself. Of course, addicts have deep underlying problems too so it's good of you to tackle these fundamental mental problems as well.

>>37348866
everybody has problems in their head, not everybody is a leech

>>37348896
Chads and Stacies have problems too. Billionaires have problems. Not everybody is a bitter NEET

>>37348941
don't assume things

>weekends are over already

fucking hate it lads, I'm eagerly awaiting june 16th so I can go to sunnycon but at the same time I want to just kill myself cause I hate work.

12 more shifts of bullshit before life is worth living again.

How do you feel about the stronger police presence, many of whom open carry?

>>37349160
Fine by me senpai

>>37349160
Feels pretty good. I hope they introduce a 10 pm curfew soon because I need to sort my sleep pattern out.

>>37349160
Don'tmind em lad. Never been one of the fuck da police mentality.

Even as a teen when they use to tell us of for riding in places we shouldn't. I just said okay and moved to another spot. They tended to be decent until one prick would start his shit because 'fuck cops'.

>>37349189
Destopian police states are compy. I played the first level of half life 2 over and over again because I loved the peaceful feel of it

At the moment I'm happy enough about it in the wake of the terror attack. However I'm worried that it may be an opportunistic chance to sneak in increased levels of Mummy May's personal army and habituate people to tyrannical state control.

Lads I don't care anymore. I'm going to spend the whole day reading Don Quixote. IM GOING TO DO IT

>>37349240
Do it, it's a good read lad.

Anyone get nostalgic for things they've never experienced. I do for living in the 1960 Soviet union duno why

>>37349254
This video makes me feel nostalgic but I'm 20
https://youtu.be/Mb3iPP-tHdA

>>37349266
So comphy

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>>37349254
Commieblocks make me feel warm and fuzzy inside

>Going to Port De La Chappele in a few weeks
>This was posted on /pol/

>>>/pol/127552659

>>37349323
m8 why would you go to France after you've seen what it's become?

Not even memeing, you might as well visit Libya

>>37341586
He needs to win back Scotland first.

Why is freeza going on to goku about how he can destroy planet namek like it is some glout of power? At this point in the series destroying a planet is nothing special

>>37349198
Blame America for exporting its cancerous "culture" for the retarded "fookin rozzers" attitude.

right lads, I've just started my first Oblivion save in donkey's years

what should I roll as? I want something interesting to roleplay as, not going to do any fast traveling

>>37349391

He wants to suck on a paki cock as he is suicide bombed matey.

>>37349323
Feeling pretty good about jumping off this sinking ship

People who move countries rather than try fixing things are fucking scum in my opinion

Lads how do I fix my attention span?

Got a weird one lads.
My girlfriend moved in with me about a week ago, but we sleep in separate beds.
We'll still have sex but after she goes into the other room to sleep.
I'd kind of like to sleep in the bed with her but she says she can't get to sleep with someone else. What should I do?

>>37348801
I've spent some time there desu. It's a shit hole and it's full of toothless inbreds.

>>37349615
damn that sounds ideal, why not dump her so I can have her instead?

>>37349615
>but she says she can't get to sleep with someone else.
pees the bed

>>37349391

I'm going to France tomorrow for the summer. Will be making the move permanent around the same time next year.

Largely for the improved lifestyle but also to remain within the European family.

>>37349615
I can understand where she is coming from. Sleeping in the same bed as someone is awkward for some people. I find it hard to sleep with another person in the bed.

>>37349644
Get the fuck off britfeel. We don't want rats here. You ain't British anymore

>>37349644
Bienvenue, my friend.
Don't listen to the other anon and his Alex Jones-tier rant, he doesn't know any better.
Any idea where you will settle? And where are you going tomorrow, just out of curiosity.

>>37349676

Well I'm primarily a European and always will be, but I was born in the UK.

>>37349707
I was born in a hospital doesn't make me a doctor.

just because i was born in a plastic tub doesnt make me chinese

>>37349697

Will be going to a gite I've leased in Normandy tomorrow, little place called Douvres la Delivrande.

The permanent move will be a wee bit further south, probably somewhere within a short(ish) ish distance from Nantes.

>>37349761

is this BritNormie trolling again?

>>37349715

LOL. You're quite amusing, in an "Isn't it quaint that people still say silly things like that?" sort of way.

im bored. dose anyone know any fun websites to visit

>>37349697
Good choice.
The weather is exceptionally nice lately, so i'm sure you will enjoy your stay.

>>37349775

Shouldn't think so lad.

>>37349707
You should have more respect for the state then. Look at everything it has brought you. Why abandon it? Especially for fucking France. France is turning into a shit hole

>>37349789
>>37349761
God I'm so dumb.

>>37349799
>turning into

>>37349789

Nice time to go because you get all of the anniversary of the d-day landings commemorations, then there's music month, so there's loads of gigs and little festivals and the like. Need to do loads of work while I'm there too mind you. But looking forward to it.

Turns out gay Chad had to resign or he was going to be sacked. Apparently customers have complained about the way he talks about other staff~

>>37348182
Pretty much like on here, just a lot quieter. I am sure there are better people to ask when it comes to attracting gay people desu, I have never had a bf or gf~

Shaving legs is easy lad. Just shaving foam and a razor then you wax~

>>37349845
tilde post arm

>>37349615
I'm the same as her whenever my gf stays the night I have an awful night sleep

Don't wanna upset her by saying anything but just respect that sleep is important

>>37349872
I'm in the changing room at wageslavery lad, maybe another time~

>>37349882
t. bullshitter

>>37349799

The lifestyle in France is far superior, much more life oriented which is a people thing rather than anything to do with political boundaries, which are something of an anachronism in view anyway.

It's just a nice attitude to doing things, while not just as slow as southern Europe tends to be.

>>37349879
I remember when i last slept in a girls bed, I literally got about 1 hours sleep.

>>37348182
Use a safety razor when shaving. It produces a much smoother finish than that throw-away crap.

>>37349799
You don't know anything about France, obviously...
This place is not turning into a shithole. Or at least, if it does according to your point of view, then I can't imagine what you think of the UK itself...
The quality of life here is one of the highest in the world, our economy is going up and the migrant crisis is far from overwhelming, especially if you don't live in the big cities.

And at least, the mayor of Paris is not an islamist apologist...

>>37349892
You do realise that it appears this way to you because the culture is new to You? People say the same thing about England when they visit.

gonna spend a month living with a family in st petersburg in summer

could be fun, could be a hellish nightmare

>>37349961

It's not in the least new to me. Having lived there between three and six (always slightly less than six for tax reasons) moths a year for the last.... 12(?) years i think I know it quite well. and nobody ever says England has a good work/life balance.

>>37349959
Quality of life is only better in france if you are retiring in the middle of nowhere

If you have to work anywhere near a city they're all fucking grim compared to what we have over here.

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roses are red
violets are blue
reject human female
embrace pure waifu

>>37349961
Nah you're wrong mate, it's not just about novelty. I've been living outside of the UK for four years and I still think the lifestyle elsewhere is superior.

Better food, better working conditions, everything is cheaper (at least compared to the south east), everything is better quality, better weather.

I am proud to be British but I wouldn't want to live in Britain again. From what my mates and my visits tell me, it's a grey, expensive, rainy place full of zero hours contracts and misery.

>>37349969

Nice to visit, dunno if I'd want to live there.

If you consider yourself "arty" you'll probably enjoy it more than if you don't.

>>37349959
Lad, your country promotes diversity like it is flirting with suicide. Our politicians may be cucks but at least our laws are not superseded by the cuck warlords

If you identify as a Frenchman, why are you posting on a British board?

>>37349989

That's simply false.

I've finally made it big on reddit lads. Smell ya later

>>37349989
Only in the biggest cities. I could see why you'd think London is better than Paris, or Manchester is better than Marseilles.

But there's no way you could say that Leeds is nicer than Montpellier.

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real life is boring
dull as can be
i wish things were 2d
like a good anime

>>37349989
MY SIDES
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with originality, of course

>>37350034
>Manchester is better than Marseilles.

Okay... London v Paris might be worth an argument but Manchester - Marseilles? Umm.

>>37350034
>>37350047
>>37350030
Well that's my opinion, been there 20some times and I love the little villages in the south but always found the cities to be almost entirely dirty, grim and rank.

Despite being much more of a city person.

>>37350064
I don't personally agree but I could see why someone might think that.

>>37350079
Commuting into an office in a city is shit no matter where you live. Best thing to do is find somewhere nice to live and work online, which is what I do.

>>37350079

Can't agree, not even a little bit, lad.

But hey, enjoy whatever it is you prefer.

>>37350101

That seems eminently sensible.

>>37350005
Again, people often say the same thing about the country they are born in because they grow tired of it. Foreinergs I speak to say the same sort of shit

All my mates say they love England. Actual problems here is the diversity of wealth is dirty here, parliament is becoming a cuck pen and zero hours contracts.

>>37350127
Yeah, I live in a very historic city in Bavaria now, with about 250,000 people. Just the right size. I live right in the middle of the city and I can walk everywhere so it's really the best of everything.

>>37350138
Theres a good reason why people call London France's "sixth biggest city'

Britnormie roleplaying hours I see.

>>37350160
What do you mean mate?

>>37350144

Why did you say "but also to remain within the European family" if you're already within the European family now, in Germany

>>37347936
>That moment when you can only hear her name as Holly Willoughboobie

>>37350186
There are two people posting making similar points. I didn't write the post you are referring to.

I have a theory that BritNormie has no friends, so spends all his time on britfeel.

He obviously has contacts all around the world in New York and Copenhagen and wherever, but I think where he is right now he has little social interaction, aside from his gf.

>>37350186
>"but also to remain within the European family"


He didn't, I did.

i wish i could sleep in the same bed as someone else. i normally cuddle a pillow

>>37350153
If you are not British, why are you posting here? Serious question. If you identify as European then you obviously don't see yourself as British, especially if you don't live here or want to move

>>37350216
dont worry eventually your emotions will die arfter you give up hope

>>37350211
Definitely true.

I've been here for less than a year so I don't have any solid mates yet, although I do know people and get invited to parties occasionally etc.

I'm in London every 6 weeks or so, which is when I see my friends. I also have friends in New York who I see maybe three times a year.

I don't mind so much though. I'm 30 in a couple of weeks so I'm less keen to go out than I used to be.

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Guys i ordered domino's the yesterday and I'm still shitting badly
is this normal?

>>37350238
yeah, just eat dry toast youll befine

>>37350218

Nit him but, I don't see myself as British no, but I'm in Britain and will have to come back at some point to put affairs in order. I'll probably continue to have business interests in the UK for some time to come also, unless that becomes really toxic in which case I'll shed them.


In any event, the UK is still of interest to me for the time being.

>>37350238
>I ordered and ate shitty quality, over priced foot made my uncaring students and filthy pakis.

Yeah pretty standard lad.

other that 4chan what sites dose everyone use?

>>37350327
Reddit and YouTube tbhwy. Don't see the need in anything else really

>>37350327

A few specific to my hobbies and interests. In terms of general "chat" this is really the only place I bother with now. This thread I mean.

>>37350338
bored of youtube and dont relly want to go on reddit

>>37350338
>Reddit
All the usual shit...

>>37350327
plebbit is really good for niche porn, All those lovely little subs for very specific stuff is nice.

YouTube is ok, though I wish they would stop pushing "content creators" on me. I don't want to listen to someone else's opinion or watch someone play games.

A few history websites I mod on. Ancient history being my jam.

I also have a facebook and twitter just to fuck around with. I set them up to abuse Ready at Dawn for their shitty game The Order 1886 but they just kept blocking me so now I just troll with the profiles. Once I get banned I won't bother making new ones.

I'm trying to work out what the cheapest way to play Bloodbourne would be.
Could I exploit a shop's return policy?

>>37350416
you can borrow mine if u want m8

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Inb4 McDonalds offers me a zero hour contract

Can't wait to be shojvellinbg down a free McChicken erry day tbqhwyl

How many Janners in here?

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>ventured onto normiebook again
>everyone is living normal lives
>all of them have some kind of other half
>I'm still like I was over a decade ago

I don't know why I bother.

>>37350456
Well I do live in Plymouth but I'm not local.

>>37350451
How do zero hours contracts work? How can you sign off bennies without knowing that your job will cover your expenses?

>>37350479
Whatever you do, don't get an instagram account. That's the ultimate normie highlight reel. Can't go on there without seeing photos of my exes looking amazing and having fun.

>>37350451
>implying you won't pay for that mcAnimal sarnie with your soul.

>>37350498
Know any local weed dealers? My dude just up and disappeared

>>37350505
>How do zero hours contracts work? How can you sign off bennies without knowing that your job will cover your expenses?
Exactly. Zero hour contracts shouldn't exist. I had one once and I got forced to work only one hour that week. Guess who starved.

>>37350505
They average 3 months of paychecks I think.

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>tfw 15 hour contract
>still low enough to get bennies
>15 more than 0 hour wagies

>>37350527
Once you start buying weed on the darknet, you'll never go back to buying on the street. The quality and choice is so much better. And of course you never get fucked around by people saying "I'll be there in half an hour" and either turning up in 3 hours or not turning up at all.

>always have saucers for pupils because of anxiety
>start talking to myself in the mirror and notice that my pupils normalise when I talk

If I could talk to people I wouldn't be so anxious but I can't talk to people because I'm anxious.

You know when you'd play The Sims and you'd gimp a character just for fun? Well I'm pretty sure that's what god has done to me.

>>37350527
Sorry never bought weed before. Always imagined you could just ask around the Nowhere Inn or similar pubs, that sort of crowd seemed like the sort.

What's the easiest way to watch subbed anime in any format on my television?

Ideally what I would like is to be able to stick shows on a USB, plug that into my telly and then watch them? But I don't want to mess about with converting / reencoding anything.

>>37350273
dominos while still overpriced is miles better than any paki takeaway pizza or frozen pizza you buy in the supermarket

>>37350596
Depends what type of TV you've got.
>>37350612
What about Pizza Hut or Papa Johns?

>>37350505
>Whatever you do, don't get an instagram account.
Wouldn't dream of it, I only have a normiebook account because my cousins made one for me when I was drunk one time. I can't stand the place but I can't help but feel even more cut off if I deleted it.

>>37350625
Papa bless! Papa makes the best p-p-p-pizza!

>>37350625
>depends what type of TV

Just a normal HD flatscreen panasonic TV. Not a cathode ray tube or anything.

>>37350625
>What about Pizza Hut or Papa Johns?

Just put ketchup on your cheese on toast.

>>37350612
>miles better than any paki takeaway pizza
Dominos IS a paki takeaway pizza. Every single one I have been in is a mix of surly pakis and 17 year old spotty oiks.

Inb4 mine isn't! Mine is special!

>>37350625
Papa Johns is the bomb, but expensive as fuck. Their sauce is lush.

The best pizza near me is one that isn't even on just eat and has been in the same family for about 60 years. But they don't cut your pizza. you have to do it yourself which is a mild inconvenience.

>>37350653
Sorry mate you're out of luck. Panasonic TVs are only compatible with an obscure video format. You'll have to fuck around with converting files before your TV will play it.

>>37347936
Met her once. Lovely lady. Husband's a bit of an arse though.

>he doesn't know the waifuposters are fujos pretending to gay males

>>37350596
Why not buy anime? Some of it is pretty expensive but you should reward companies putting it out

>>37350764
I don't really watch it much. Talking maybe 1 or 2 series a year, if that.

>even more reason to buy it
True but I have become accustomed to the convenience of pirating. Also I don't like spending money.

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>mum crying and shouting at me like I've done something wrong
>now sat in her bedroom crying over nothing

>>37350796
Same here but i will still but the series if I can

Even if you have become accustomed, I'm sure you can still buy it off Amazon. It's fair enough pirating if the series isn't available to buy

>>37350796
C'mon be honest - at least with yourself.

Admit that you don't think creators deserve money.

>>37350804
What is she saying you did?

Turns out the tranny went drinking with the girl at work she talks to

Apparently went a bit crazy due to meds

>>37350842
I've asked at least a dozen times and she just ignores the question

she does this every now and then, just gets angry and upset for no reason and claims I've done something to her that she can't explain

It's a cool 15c where I am lads

>>37350828
>>37350827
I'm just playing devil's advocate with this post; in reality I know that pirating is scummy and the only reason I do it is because I'm tight but:

To what extent does buying media at the end-stage really support the creators anyway? By the time blu-rays etc are released the creators have already long since done their work, been paid and moved on to new projects? It's not as if their next meal comes from Blu-Ray sales; they're salaried workers. The people profiting at the late-stage are fatcat executives.

>>37350860
Can you imagine getting invited out for a drink with someone from work?
>>37350881
31c here, you lucky bastard.

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>so which one of us are you going to take to prom, anon
>tee hee

How do you respond?

>>37350890
Nah it doesn't work like that. You get a royalty from sales of media.

I don't think pirating is scummy as long as you'd be prepared to give away anything you created for free. As long as you're consistent with the idea that media should be free, it's fine. It's only scummy if you're a hypocrite.

>>37350881
Lovely 14c here. Laid on my bed in my shorts drinking mead and chatting with you lads.

Pretty comfy desu

>>37350910
Third from right is cutest. But far right is tiny and I love tiny chicks. I'm 6'3" and she must be ~ 5' if not under.

would be like using a fleshlight,

What alcohol should I make next?

>>37350921
What type of mead and where did you get it? Haven't seen it sold anywhere.

4th from the right is the most poundable.

>>37350890
Even if it doesn't give the creates much money, you will at least be giving the distributers money and it will give them more reason to release more in the future. The reason anime is so scarce and expansive on blu ray is because hardly anyone buys it. Even people who claim to be big anime fans predominately stream it. It will give the creates more incentive to make more anime too because they will see that there is a market in the West

>>37350974
Lyme Bay tournament mead,

Got it at Lincoln castle on Saturday. Got another bottle too. It's lovely stuff.

You can buy mead from amazon grocery you know, not cheap though, I picked this up for 9-10 ish. think the same bottle on Amazon is about 13 bong,

>>37350561
Can't exactly go and google "how to buy drugs on the darknet" though can I anon?

>>37351043

Ever try couchen anon?

>>37350910
Someone posted third from rights Instagram a while ago, anyone else still have it?

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where the south bfs at?

>>37351049
You literally can though. They're all under the guise of being "educational".

>>37351109
>not having a strong northern bf

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>>37351133
Southies are the cuties.

>>37351043
Same price and alcohol content as a fancy bottle of wine, I suppose. Might grab some at some point.

>>37351049
The internet isn't monitored as closely as you think, at least not yet. You could probably google "How to pledge allegiance to ISIS" without any problems.

>>37351116
Do you use BTC to buy drugs? If so what vendor do you use to convert your fiat into BTC and what sort of % commission do you end up paying? Too clarify, I am not the anon you responded to.

>>37351063
>Ever try couchen anon?
Not yet! I tried the similar one, chufre I think it is, with my grandad a while ago. That one is honey and cider and it was lovely.

whats the chouchen like?

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Today's Chinese lesson

>tfw getting blisters on my fingers gripping my tablet pen while producing britfeel waifu fan art

The things I do for you lads

>>37351150
Not the guy you replied to but the most common places to buy BTC are:

>coinbase
>localbitcoins
>bittylicious
>blockchain

A lot of places require ID (which isn't actually a big deal down the line, it's just a pain in the arse). Also a lot of UK banks "don't like" BTC. In my experience with coin base the transactions wouldn't go through and to make it work I would have had to have called my bank and physically asked them to authorise the transaction.

In my most recent experience, using the website called blockchain has been easiest. Literally put in card details and buy away.

>>37351155
>whats the chouchen like?

I think it's like the honey cough medicine I had as a kid. Mrs likes it though.

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Got some cherryade and limeade lads. Time to get comfy~

What measures have you taken to get comfy today lads?

>>37350873
Beat the shit out of her. At least then she has a reason to piss and moan.

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Did 4chan make you gay?

>>37351169
Can I have that romanised?

>over 600 calories in a bottle of wine

why must all the good things make me fat

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Just woke up lads. Had a dream a girl I used to know and her sister drugged me and took turns sitting on my face

>i'm now 30

i thought i'd grow out of this place.

>>37351277
Only in the sense that I want to rail a qt crossdressing faggot. The idea of having anything near my arse still repulses me.

>>37351305
Welcome to the 30+ club brother. Few of us here now.

>>37351291

I'd go back to sleep if I were you

Lol the 6ft meme on 4chan is a laugh. All the guys i know in relationships are 5ft 7-8. Girls do like tall guys but your personality and face is always more important

>>37351305
Don't forget you're here forever, lad

>>37351169
Chinese - zhongguo
Korean - Hanguo
Japanese - Ri Ben

Gf - Nupengyou

>>37351277

i jerk to tranny porn sometimes but can never finish to it. its a line i just can't cross.

>>37351318
I already tried that. Just had a weird dream that might have been terrorist related.

>>37351325
I'm living proof lad.

I'm 6'3" and lonely as fuck. Not even bothered about a gf now desu. Just someone chill I can house share with would be cool.

>>37351277
Yes, but mostly /britfeel/.

>>37339939
Fuck storms and fuck rain, just had to cycle to uni in the pissing rain, if it's like this for my exams I hope a car skids out and hits me before I get too wet

>>37351277

No, falling in love with a guy when I was 15 did. Then being completely rejected ruined my brain.

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>>37351314
You say that until someone slips a finger and it feels amazing

>>37351366
Fucking hell. I know how you feel.