Income thread? I'm catching up to you, guy with 155k

come on wagies, am i the only one paid monthly?

Anon, i'll be your personal butler for 1k a week

You going to OTAKON BRAH?

>>37335043
Yes. I get paid every two weeks

>>37334028
I just have this feeling that this is before tax.
Do you go for the standard tax deduction or roll your own? Does your employer offer a 401k?

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the net is way lower than gross because of 401k etc

>>37335082
Same here. People who get paid monthly are niggerfaggots.

>>37335211
you're correct that it is. i'm a business owner though so things are a little more complicated.
>>37335396
401k is a scam. the tax rate is going to be horrible in the future thanks to socialism. stop putting your money in a prison and just pay out taxes now.

>>37334028
about to hit 10k for the first time in my life

>tfw still have to pay rent

>>37335483
that's the worst feel.
>get to a milestone
>sudden expense

>>37335452
How'd you learn to do all the paperwork to set up a business? What books or guides did you use?

>>37335452
no way, i need everything possible to cut my tax rate

anyways you can incorporate and roll over your 401k into an investment in your own business later

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>>37334028
I was up to $175k, but then I bought a house.
Pic related.

>>37335452
Suppose someone was working in a state with high income tax, like California or Massachusetts. They throw their money into a 401k and when they retire, they move to a state with no state income tax like Nevada or Florida and minimize the amount of money they live on from year to year. Wouldn't it be better to take advantage of the tax deferral?

>>37335644
i didn't use anything, i'm still learning. i have to meet with an accountant and we'll hopefully go over ways to cut my taxes further.

i don't have employees or anything complicated.

>>37335648
yeah but you eventually pay taxes on it... i don't know they sound so shady and shitty when you actually get into all the fees and bullshit.

i don't know anything about that. sounds interesting, i'll look into it.

>>37335648
>>37335750
I do work in California actually :/
I'm maxing my 401k now, and then I plan to mega backdoor roth and take sepp when i (hopefully) retire early

>tfw have like $1200
>Car's exhaust system just dropped
What am I supposed to do?

>>37335763
well, i'm using my 401k to invest in REITs, since they're taxed horribly in your normal brokerage account. i can't foresee my own taxes getting worse than they are right now :(

here's some info about the incorporation thing:
nerdwallet.com/ask/question/solo-401k-invest-in-or-lend-money-to-s-corp-of-which-i-am-a-40-shareholder-owner-without-violating-prohibited-transaction-rules-19852

>>37335799
get a better job. living at the mercy of your shitmobile is the worst feel

>>37335850
My job is fine. I make ~$1400 a month, and living is cheap here. I just don't want to finance a car. I was hoping to save up instead.

>>37335786
That's good to hear. Glad to see I'm not the only one that's played around with the idea.

>>37334028
My net worth went from $375k to $85k in the last 18 months

>>37335934
that sounds rough what happened

>>37335934
bought a house and car? business loan?

>>37336019
>>37336035

No, the sudden deaths of my parents and my pets and me quitting my job to do just fuck all. I pretty much live on the minimum but the past events of the last 2 years or so has made me rethink

>>37335841
Do you have prior experience in real estate? Also wondering what led you to pick REITs over an index fund.

>>37336084
wow, i'm really sorry. how did they die?

>>37334028
>tfw have finally saved up a year's salary after two years of working

It's kind of nice to know that if something happens I could sustain myself for a couple of years without needing a job, and that I'd probably find some sort of employment well before that happened.

>>37336158
My parents? Dad had a heart attack at 61 and mom died at a car accident at 60. A month between them. Them 4 months later my dog died of cancer, at 11 y.o.

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>>37336302
i'm sorry. i know it doesn't mean much.

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>>37336084
this is awful anon

i hope things get better

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>>37336132
i've owned commercial properties before (managed by others).

i'm acually holding SRET, so it is an etf as opposed to a manual basket of REITs.

i hold my indices in my normal brokerage account, since they're not as bad for taxes as holding reits or dividend funds there.

I'm currently at -$19,767

Just got my debt below 20k. Feels good man

do you feel like money is kind of crazy?

here we say communism is bad since "human nature", but then people have apes with baseball caps and ar-15s protect people's federal reserve notes that give them a chemical boost and psychopathic tendencies.

>>37336680
nice! keep it up anon

i like seeing these kinds of threads on r9k

>>37336628
Oh that's great information, thank you.

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>>37336700
wh-what? huuuh?

communism is fucking disgusting. capitalism is the perfect system, we just didn't succeed in stopping the jews from fucking it up.

>>37336727
Thanks man. I one day hope to have a savings account with 6 digits. The very thought actually seems so alien to me. I need to get a better job but for that I need to get an education, but I can't whilst I'm in debt.

It's a shitty cycle but I will break it soon!

>>37336752
Capitalism is insane and you know it. It's basically the state farming you for taxes and watching worthless people become homeless and kicked on because of their bad genes or upbringing.

It's all insane, the jews want to save us!

>>37336727
I would like to see these kind of threads on /biz/.
/biz/ has gone to complete shit, and I hate it.

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>>37334028
>People my age are supposed to have a job, live in their own apartment or be working their way through college
>I don't even know how to drive yet
When did you bots realize you had ruined your life?

>>37336752
Also, jews are persecuted because they don't go along with the world, they are seperate because of their religion and ethnic identity so they dont' become slaves

Open your eyes to the truth, the Jews are the master race.

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>>37336788
wow shekelstein, you're not even trying there.

> kicked on because of their bad genes or upbringing.
pic related

>>37336727
I don't. You literally can't be a robot if you have a job.

All my robot-esque problems in life would be fixed with a non-minimum wage job.

>>37336795
i'd love to make these threads on /biz/ but they only want to fall for crypto pump and dump scams. it's pretty sad.

/r/personalfinance is just full of memes at this point and 14 year olds bragging that they make 100k a year.

>>37336857
>I hate humanity
>you're disgusting

wew anime lad

now the japanese are basically a sadomasochistic suicidal race of people because the US opened them up to capitalism

you know it to be true

>>37336795
Here from /biz/. You're completely right

Was fun to watch the crypto crash over the last few days though

>>37336824
jews are horrible. they are extremely intelligent yet they use that to subjugate other races and ruin the world literally for more money they don't need. look what they did to the poor blacks; they could have thrived like asians did in western society, but they become worthless pawns to the jews because of their low intelligence.

now jews are just outright trying to get rid of whites so there's no more competition.

>>37336936
>subjugate

isn't that just what good business is? "Big swinging dicks" making deals about how the swaddling masses will lives their lives?

I bet you sympathize with NAZIS LMAO

>>37336885
socialism is the ideology of adolescents.

>>37336812
depending on where you go you might not need to know how to drive. personally i will not learn because i'm too scared and lazy, but the point is that you can do all of those other things without learning to drive.

>>37336874
r9k was a good board before it became mgtow neet central

>>37336972
Capitalism is the ideology of adolescents.

oh look I argued

>>37335850
How do I get a better job? Why is college the only way?

>>37336966
>isn't that just what good business is?
yes but this is why the jew is so dangerous; they take it way too far. other races know how to balance business with morality; jews poison the well and make this impossible because they are incapable of it.

way to give away that you're an SJW. and how is that working out for you? still poor?

>>37337000
to be fair, being a normie sucks ass as well, if you became a cripple you would just be a miserable failed normie looking back on his past before death. It's all just luck.

>>37336812

>tfw people my age are supposed to have graduated college, have a decent income, live alone, and be interested in things/people

>tfw none of those

I realized I had fucked it all up (or rather had let my parents' enabling and my general naivete fuck it) around 21, but by then I didn't care much to fix all the problems that needed fixing, so here we are still

>>37337017
Vocational school/community college is technically a way. Nursing is promising.

>>37337038
>other races
with the exception of arabs and armenians. forgot about those

Can someone pay me $500 ;)

>>37336936
so they're pushing socialism and communism, while hoarding money for themselves. sounds legit.

>>37337038
>they take it way too far.

because they excelled at it, and they produced Jesus who made you worship jews and Israel for two millenium while you burned anti-semites as heretics because they were heretics for not wanting to be goyim jew spawns themselves.

You cannot possibly defeat the powers ruling this earth.

100k is fun to jerk about on /r9k/ but the world just keeps spinning.

>>37337006
>Capitalism is the ideology of adolescents.
no it isn't. the only people who hate capitalism are children who have a child's understanding of it.

>>37335934
Are you that britbong who made a couple of threads a while back?

>>37337086
they beat the matrix now they are conquering it

unless you're an ancap, which there is no such thing because everyone lives in a state and all life is conflict, then you really can only balme nature itself for creating people who gamed the system so much they're basically admins now

>>37336812
Iktf
>be 19
>i can't even drive yet and i don't even have a diploma
>not even $500 to my name
>zero motivation for self improvement, literally all i do is play video games all day and fester in self loathing
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>37337099
I suppose you can just deny rights to children since they're not of age to be granted unalienable rights from god...oh wait it turns out most of the american populous are socialist to some degree because they have to be wageslaves to their overlords who can work them to death for nothing without unions

>>37337150
is this supposed to be a semi-coherent train of thought?

>>37337099
is the military socialism: yes or no?

>>37337086
they're pushing as a combined effort with the oil arabs to bleed out competition and whites. whites will fund welfare for these inferior races that have been flooding in(and are prime candidates for jew control since they have no real power), while cutting expenses for their own businesses at the very top. the inferior races will cause havok and breed in with whites, lowering IQ in the long run.

they don't have an off button when it comes to money - they will upset the balance of the world just for more wealth

>>37337251
You make a lot of very questionable claims, but I'll just ask this: why are you under the impression that Jews all agree with eachother and are pushing for the same things? Where do they all meet to decide on their diabolical plans?

>>37337251
oh but lowering IQ and crippling people makes them and their wealth that much more valuable in relation to the masses.

Isn't this just good business, muh profit muh power.

You can cling to god but all that is worshiping power as well.

*communism intensifies*

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>>37334028
23 years old and $27k, not sure if a lot or not. I'm also just as cheap as a Jewish person tbqh

I have a net worth of about $73k even though I had a net worth of $74k two weeks ago. I make $1k bi-weekly after taxes/deductions. I would have been $75k, but I had a pretty shit two weeks.

Stocks lost about $1k in (paper) value
Recalculated fair value of my car and it dropped a few hundred dollars since I last checked
Had to pay my 6-month car insurance premium of $500

I'm hoping I can cross the $75k milestone by this time next month.

I literally have $54 left.

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Well, let's see, I get a $20,000 dividend twice a month. And that's before my salary, which is over $1m annually.

You want to flex about having money with $100,000 in the bank. "Hurr I'm catching up to the guy with $150,000" you guys are too cute.

>>37338411
Yeah well my dick is bigger than yours so who cares

>>37338480
Psh post a picture of it faggot I don't believe you

I wanna see that dick

>>37338411
Please keep roleplaying on >>>/b/.

Thank you!

>>37338411
post proof or no cigar

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>50,000 USD in debt.
>Don't even own a house.

Help.

>>37338687
why did you fall for the college meme?

orignas

>>37336302
Lost my dad to cancer in 2012, and my stepdad shot my mom, 10 year old sister, then himself last year. My mom died in my arms.

Shit sucks man I hope you find peace
im still trying

>>37338866
> stepdad shot my mom, 10 year old sister, then himself
what the fuck is wrong with people?

>>37334028

38K, I would have a lot more but I spend lots of money eating out and on materialistic desires.

>>37338909
funny thing is, that entire day he seemed so normal and calm. Gave me a hug, made plans for the next day. Then around 10 oclock that night, I hear 5 gun shots and I ran down stairs to my mom screaming and bleeding everywhere with 2 holes in chest.

>>37338687
>50k gets you a house
Try grow up kiddo

>graduated few years ago
>240k annual income
>400k net worth (includes traditional 401k)
>no debt
ez tech money

22k but I just lend my brother 4k for his moving company that is actually doing quite well now.

>>37338788
Don't make the same mistake that I did. If you're reading this go into a trade making like 30k a year out of highschool with no student debt and then earn twice what I do by the time you're my age.

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ayyy

originalasd

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>>37337402
$27k is pretty good for 23 years old man
just keep saving/growing it

when did /r9k/ become the hotspot for failed normies to brag about their sub-chad lifestyles?

>>37334028

My income went way down after I retired. My taxable income comes only in the form of conversions from Roth IRA to traditional IRA (about $50,000 in conversions every year).

I get all my future income from stock market gains. Roughly speaking, if the S&P 500 goes up 1%, I make a paper gain of about $18,000 -- all of it tax deferred (yay for IRAs). I need to sell stock periodically (ideally, when the market is at its all-time high) to generate money for future living expenses.

I do keep about $400K out of the stock market safely in CDs, just in case the market decides to be shitty for a few years. That's enough CDs to last me about 10 years.

>>37339048
nice anon, i'm glad there are some people with good saving habits around here

>>37339120

Why CDs and not TIPS? Just peace of mind?

>>37337334
it's is in their religious doctrine that they are destined to rule over non-Jews. High ranking Jews in many fields openly talk about this shit

As for where they meet, who knows now, but look up the Frankfurt school for where their modern plans originated

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>>37334028
I have 250 in the bank, moneys not really that important to me right now though my parents by which I mean my mothers husband pays for pretty much everything as long as I stay in uni. So I spend my own money on beer, vidya and anime figures/pillows

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I shall get there one day my brother

>>37336302
Damn :/ I care about you, for what that's worth. I want to hug you

>>37339171
>Why CDs and not TIPS? Just peace of mind?

Obviously, with CDs I'm subjecting myself to inflation risk. But I do get higher yields with CDs than I do with TIPS. So I'm basically taking a gamble that the higher yield I get from CDs will earn me more after inflation that the lower-yield TIPS will. Like any bet, I might win or I might lose, depending on exactly how much inflation occurs over the next few years. In the end, the simplicity of CDs wins out for me.

I guess if I was shaking with fear about future inflation, then I might look at TIPS. But we've had something like 8 goddamn years of extremely low interest rates, and we STILL haven't seen much inflation yet -- contrary to the predictions of most of the so-called "experts". So inflation isn't something I currently lose any sleep over.

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>>37334028
I'm gunning for you and him. Should hit 150k by the end of this year.

>>37340028
>CDs
>in -current year-

do you not live in the US? the returns on these are so laughable you might as well open a savings account with ally (which also gets you nothing)

>>37340083
what do you do anon? that's quite a boost

>21
>Grand total of 14000 in the bank

Should I kill myself now?

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>>37340114
I've scaled my online business up to where I'm making 10k-12k every month after taxes. I live with mommy and daddy so my expenses are extremely low. I save 95% of that income. Planning on retiring before I hit 30.

FUCK being a wagie...I hated it so much that I quit and became a hermit for a year. Then I got my shit together.

>>37337000
so like, 2011?

>>37340152
That's better than most my dude. Just keep plugging away at it.

>>37334028

>not studying stoicism in your spare time and treating vast wealth and a modest income just the same

It's like you enjoy being a pleb

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>tfw making $3200 a year
>best job I could find

>>37339185
every major religion has followers who interpret their teachings to mean that they should be the dominant force in their society, so that doesn't prove anything. what about the ones that aren't even religious, or are you only talking about the ones that are?

>>37340183
>retiring before I hit 30
is this even possible? you'd need like a million

>>37334028
i'm at almost 70k after working for 4 yrs.

>>37336874
>You literally can't be a robot if you have a job.
what kind of fucked up reasoning is that? I wasn't aware that robot meant person who doesn't have money.

>>37340439

If you have a running business and savings, I'd say 500k+, then yeah. If it's just a million and your living on interest, I'd say no, keep working another decade and double that

>>37340439
Not if you live within your means and have higher yield stock and bond indexes. 500k with a frugal lifestyle is a big milestone for me, as it would be the equivalent of an entry level wagecuck income.

To tell you the truth, I consider "retirement" as all my expenses are covered indefinitely. I will still create businesses and make money, because it's such a rush to me.

27 years old here, my net worth is about 37k right now.

>>37335648
Only works for a C-corporation. Not LLC or Scorp. Keep this in mind.

Guarantee half of these people posting $100,000 or more in a bank account is bullshit. Why in gods name would you have $100,000 in a bank account anyhow? You should be investing that money. I smell a whole lot of bullshit.

>>37340549
>I will still create businesses and make money
that's not retirement though. good on you for having a goal though. i want to retire at 40 but i'll be cutting it close
>>37340668
>investing meme
>with 100 measly k

are you for real?

>>37340668
they probably believe investments are scams... some of them are, especially if you live in america where there isn't much regulation. still, it's obviously a good idea to do it if you can do it properly or have a trustworthy investment manager.

>>37340736

Dividing that 100k into 10 different investments and moving accordingly.......

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>>37340736
I have >100K in cash but it's split across a few banks and reserved for my business. Business owners typically always have lots of cash. I haven't bought a stock in 5+ years. The liquidity of cash is more valuable. I always try to have 20-40K in cash for operations, but I haven't seen much opportunities recently hence the large cash pile.

Most profitable companies are holding tons of cash right now. Most of the big tech companies and even Berskhire Hathaway are holding a shitton of cash right now. Everything is expensive, gotta stay patient.

>>37340771
>Dividing that 100k into 10 different investments and moving accordingly.......
what the fuck are you smoking?

>>37334028

but that is your savings and not your income. this thread is meaningless without also including our ages.

I'm 35 and my annual income is ~$90k (not including capital gains/rental income/and other extraordinary events)

My net worth is 3 million. I own my own property which I live in and also rent out. I have 2 other female house mates.

I use to work 60+ hours per week in back office finance. They worked me like a slave and I was underpaid in comparison to my peers. I saved everything that I earned. I've since moved on to an easy non profit job.

>>37340668
>>37340756
>>37340771
this is the only valuable response in this thread. anyone that has money in a money market in this climate and not in an index is a fool. the market has been insane recently and you are burning whatever holdings you have by placing them in cash.

NEVER EVER EVER TRUST MONEY MANAGERS. PUT YOUR MONEY IN AN INDEX FUND AND WATCH IT GROW WHILE TELLING EVERYONE ELSE TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES.

>>37340924

No wonder there's so many poor people, they're too retarded to outjewing the jew

>>37340940
>vanguard meme

really?

>>37341026
Not him, but yes the vanguard meme, really. I am no stock expert and so are 99% of the people on /biz/ you're better off just tracking the market instead of wasting time trying to beat it.

>>37341047
okay. why are money managers bad? would they be okay for a total noob and then branch off from them?

>>37341112
The fees my dude. And that the money manager might end up losing more money than the market itself.

>>37341026
yes, the vanguard index meme. I'm not an investing expert and like this guy said >>37341047 neither are 99.9% of us. I have a play fund that I also actively manage but I trust the majority of my assets to be managed by index funds. It has worked beautifully for me and yes there are some trades that I have done on my play fund that I wish I did on my main but I have no real complaints. Don't allow money managers (shit mutual funds with a high exp ratio) to FUCK YOU OVER. We all deserve better.

>>37341047
you said it brother

>>37340940

>yfw I made more on bitcoin in one year than the index meme would return over 30

I truly with all my heart despise you rich pieces of garbage that browse/post here. You will never know what it's like to go days without eating because all your money goes to rent and other dues. You will never know what living in a shithole one bedroom apartment in a dangerous area is like. No money for a trade school/uni so you're left with a minimum wage job. I don't get why you post here of all places. Your lives are so much better than any robot's.

>>37341154
I know but that 3 million net worth I have represents me working 60+ hours per week for almost 7 years. I can't risk something like that to pursue new investments. I have a play fund that I manage and I invested a small amount in bitcoin but holy fuck I wish i had invested more. It remains one of my biggest mistakes

>>37341154
how much money did you make? as in, actual money not crypto

>>37341171
they are trolling

>>37341209

Yeah thats 100% true, I only tossed in some play money at the time (less than 5k maple syrup bucks) but it's grown to an amount that is no longer trivial.

I do agree that the index meme is really the best option if you have actual legit wealth you want to preserve/grow.

>>37341222

I sold 7 coins on the runup starting at 1,500 for an average sale price of 2k USD/coin. I've still got ~24 coins worth approximately 51k

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>>37341263
I wasn't trolling. I have a net worth of 71k right now. I make 10k-12k after taxes every month. I like dropping into NEET threads and wagie btfo threads from time to time, that's all.

>>37341171
i started from nothing and never went to school. stop feeling sorry for yourself and change your life.

>>37340940
I have just under 40k in networth mostly cash in a money market. I agree that it is slowly being eaten by inflation, but i dont feel like it is enough to invest in anything yet; i feel i need to double that before getting an index fund. I think something big could happen soon and that i shoulf keep lots of cash out of the market, readily accessible. Thoughts?

>>37341324
You are financially retarded.

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>>37341171
Lol come home wagie. Come home. You'll learn someday, wagie...Join us...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzuEg_JVqug

>>37341324

timing the market is a fools errand.

If you will not need the cash for a long period of time, it is most wise to toss into a diversified mix of low-fee index funds including a US and international total market fund. If you're young, perhaps overweight in small and medium caps vs large cap s&p500 equities.

>>37341324
don't think like that bro. 10k is more than enough to enter an index fund

your 40k would be like 44k YTD if you had entered in jan

>>37341324
i understand that feel. i dunno, i just started making money and it's not like my bank account has a hole in it that money magically drains out of.

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i'm the richest of them all
check mate

>>37340028
fair enough. thanks for the explanation.

>>37340185
yes

>>37340515
i'm thinking about retiring on under a million, but probably will get a fun job v_v

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All my money goes to taxes, child support, and booze.

Salary govt worker, currently making 65 and will be at 90 in five years based on my contract. Really premo healthcare and pension and match.

Working out deal to buy my former employer's company for the cost of the assets. Brings in 200/yr for three months of work (summer only), so next year I will have an assload more money and still keep my day job.

>>37341424
How old are you anon/what is your ethnicity?

>21,000 in savings
>37,000 debt in car loans

Help me deus

>>37341391
Thanks for the advice. I am overly cautious with my money perhaps. Just about to make a move to the big city and my rent is going up from 580 to 900 although i should make 7 dollars more an hour. Really just want to keep my cash in reach until i get settled. 27 years old if that matters

>>37341424
You sound like a few people i know. Whats your story, friend?

>>37341391
>your 40k would be like 44k YTD if you had entered in jan
can you spoonfeed me? what 'index fund' will give me this insane return?

>>37341484
What year/model of car? What is the interest rate?

>>37341543

>insane return
>10% YTD in a market that's ripping all-time highs almost daily

pretty sure your average US total market fund would probably be up 10% YTD

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>>37341482
White 22. I continue to make my life shittier through hedonism and constant apathy. Every time I try and rally and pull myself together, something else pops in to bash that urge down.

Honestly, I think my deepest subconcious wants to see how shit my life can get before I apply my neck to the railroad tracks.

For perspective, I'm not a deadbeat father. I pay support and am actively a parent.

>>37341575
>insane return

duuuuuuude, so much money has been made YTD. you're missing out. look at index funds like vfiax or vtsax. vitax is up almost 20%

you missed out big time

>what can you do with another 8k
foursome with 3 stacies

>>37340510
good job = good money = easier life = dont want to hear normie excuses. youre not a robot

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Reminder if you arent poor you cant be a robot.

>tfw 3000 in the bank that i only have from 2 months of working 70 hours a week plus tax return

>>37341536
Never really saw purpose or worth in what everyone told me the big goals in life were, so I always kind of just fucked around. Had a lot of sex in high school, lived in a basement and played video games to pass the time.

Graduated having managed to be stupid enough to impregnate two different girls, throw myself into alcoholism for years.

Went to jail for a bit for something I don't even recall doing. I managed to ingest an ungodly amount of everclear that night, and woke up around the afternoon the next morning handcuffed to a hospital bed. Served the time, wasn't so bad. Wouldn't recommend, of course.
I'll stop there I guess. It's all certainly more complex than that, and I'm leaving things out, but that's the watered down version.

Nothing was thrust upon me. I had every opportunity to do whatever I wanted in life, but I just knew that none of it would satisfy me, as stupid as it may sound.

>>37341627
>you missed out big time
too late big time or just 'not going to be as good but still okay' big time?

I asked for this for years

>living in argentina, shitty place to be
>realy love soda/energy drink
>only have shitty taste in here

whold some realy kind anon send me some soda?
not coca/pepsi/monster shit

for example I never taste montain dew or dr pepper

its my dream to taste anything from usa

plz

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next month will be the first time in 10 years that the sum of my assets and liabilities will be non negative

>>37341830
probably too late big time. the market doesn't seem stable to me but that is conjecture and coming from a place of emotion. i expect bankers are going to fuck us all over soon.

>>37342029
ah okay. thanks for answering my questions

>>37341968
Sure anon, if there's an easy way to do it I don't mind

>>37342038
take advantage of index funds. i wish i could be young again and invest more in an index. that and missing out on real bitcoin gains are my two biggest mistakes in life.

>>37342051
would love ya forever anon

>>37342084
What would you like? If I can send it easily and rather cheaply then I don't mind.

>>37341968
>dr pepper
take cola and root beer

pour
dr. pepper

>>37342132
I don't know the prices of soda, send me anything that you like and is cheapy

Better if is in a beverage can, i have a little collection of cans

>>37342136
but coca cola is shit
the only thing good with coca cola is fernet branca

>>37342213
anon sending you soda via mail is way more expensive than I thought it would be...unprecedented costs and effort.

I'm sorry but I can't justify the price of shipping for this

My suggestion is to write Dr Pepper company and maybe they'll send you some

>>37342213
>but coca cola is shit
no it isn't. there's something wrong with the cola there

trust me, i'm a burger

A lot of people on here seem to have gone to college but arent dying from student debt. How is that possible? I am about to take out huge loans and I am terrified. My school isnt even that expensive for USA colleges.

>>37342213
if you don't like coca cola you're gonna hate a lot of US drinks friend

>>37341760
Shit man at least you got laid in high school. I will regret to the end of my days missing out on that. Not saying this to be mean, but i always found it a little funny how people were smart enough to get laid and fuck at that age but not to use birth control. Anyways i hope it all works out for you

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>>37341627

See a lot of rooting for following index. Aren't those funds riddled with management fees just like most others?

No one got any good stock picks or something else? Maybe a share in a wind turbine or some other generator?

I've threw my savings into Visa a year ago or so, it's been going pretty good.

>>37343257

Guessing parents pay up. A lot of people tend to make it sound like they're a bit more self-made than they are and some may not even realize how much parental backing has helped them.

>>37343257
i didn't go. as long as your career path in college is obviously going to make you money (ie medical) go for it. if you're going to art college or something stupid then don't go.

>>37338687
Same here.
Oregano spice

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>>37339109
What about 10K for a 19 year old?
I feel like I've wasted a fuck ton so far. looking to buy a new car at the end of the summer rip my pitiful savings.

>>37344136
>new car

>spending your money on something that depreciates in value by 50-70%

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>>37344220
new to me car anon not brand new. I should have clarified