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Wagies on suicide watch edition
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1st for that anon last night who was gonna post his /britfeel/ invasion viking ship thing.
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1st for waifus.

Post 'em.
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>MDMA

Fucking evil drug
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>>37333008

You weren't 1st and thus waifu posting is now banned in this thread. Except Ebina. Because we all want to cream his boypussy. No homo.
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>>37333026
I was off by 2 seconds lad, give mercy.
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>>37333023

I thought it just made you horny and dancey? Then suicidey the next morning.
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>>37332963
7th for i'm not even a britbong, i'm american
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>>37333023
What's so bad about it? Heard it makes you really sociable and outgoing.
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>>37333008
Posting waifu for the first time in a while
just got my pizza order in, had to order garlic bread to meet minimum delivery (didnt use to have to do that)
Now gonna rush to tescos and get the booze for the night
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>>37333050
ok, I listened to the anti-bully ranger and I succumb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m4VvpRQCeM
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>>37332963
would you mind sharing the PSD for the OP image lad?

i think this one has been shared before but all the links i come across in the archive are dead
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>>37333072
Yes and then a week of poor sleep and contemplating just checking yourself into a mental hospital to live out the rest of your life as a basket case
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>>37333085
Why did this anti-bully ranger/pls no bully thing take off and become such a popular meme?

Like what is it about this scene that is so amusing or special?
I don't really watch anime so can someone more learned explain please.
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>>37332963
>Sunrise 04:44
>Sunset 21:46
Who here can't wait for the days to get shorter?
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What would be the best way (ease of execution and on getting away with it) to murder someone lads?
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>>37333112
So just an average week then?
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>>37333136
Reporting you to Mummy May lad
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>>37333123
>sunrise 3:40
>sunset 11:13
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>>37333075
>just got my pizza order in, had to order garlic bread to meet minimum delivery

I remember back in my old town we had a pizza place there that kept fucking with the minimum delivery cost. They had this 10 quid meal thing which came with a pizza, garlic bread, chips, etc, and that used to be enough to get it into the minimum delivery range, then they upped it, and you had to get more chips or something, then they dropped it again. It was all over the place, really.

Pizza was really greasy though. Made me feel ill. Don't miss it much.

W- what was I on about? I'm sure I had a point...

>>37333085
Cheers. We all know that waifu posting improves the thread. Britfeel would be a darker place without it.
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>>37333123
Dunno why but that pic made me laugh.
>>37333072
Completely drains your serotonin lad. Hence why the comedown is so brutal.
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>>37333123
Muslims I imagine, they're not allowed to eat or drink between those hours
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>>37333143
It simulates having depression for those that aren't depressed.
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>got to be up at 5:30 for wageslaving

Bank holidays mean nothing to retail cucks~

What are you up to for bank holiday then anons?

>>37333123
Bright mornings are good if you need to do something, when it's cold and dark you just want to stay in bed desu~
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>>37333136
a-also interested in this
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>>37333136
Knife em at night maybe?
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>>37333183
So what does it do when you're already depressed?
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>>37333175
Where the fuck do you live m8
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>>37333184
Off for 3 days tomorrow.
Gonna hit the BMX track Tuesday (when kids are back at school) and get some made air.
Dirt riding is best riding.
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Goooo evening, /britfeel/!

How are you all doing tonight?
What have you been up to on this lazy sunday?
When will the heat end? ;_;

Hope you've all had a great weekend whatever it is you got up to and you're all feeling well!
Despair husbando friendo around?


Managed to get Venom riding the Brachiosaurus with Solid.

http://i.imgur.com/5AhnOdg.jpg

The figs have already paid for themselves.

>>37333008
How've you been, Sabreanon?

>>37332820
That's a fuckin cute gecko
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>>37333169
Is that Nanny May trying to smile?
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>>37333205
probably makes you kill yourself
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>>37333177
>W- what was I on about? I'm sure I had a point...
Had places like that before and you just wanna say "Just charge me the fucking minimum" but they wouldn't do that
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>>37333233
>probably makes you kill yourself
So where does one acquire this MDMA?
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>>37333008
I'm currently looking at the damage the convention caused on my bank account. It is not good
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When monster munch is exposed to air they go soft and chewy.

So why don't they go soft and chewy in the packet? The packets contain air.
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>>37333184
What retail do you work in Tilde?

>>37333136
Chatted with an high up copper once on a night out
She said that almost all get caught because they tell someone
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>>37333261
It's not air, but the moisture in the air

The packs are dry-sealed
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>>37333261
>The packets contain air.
They don't lad, they have a gas in them
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>>37333136
what could they have meant by this??
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>>37333261

>packs are drysealed and laden with preservatives
>part of the packs are filled with argon which is an inert gas that prevents oxidative degradation of the product

learn some chemistry m8.
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>>37333225
don;t swear please sweatheart, i'm afraid i'm going to have to spank you
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>>37333294
Stale memes thats what they meant
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>>37333221
>Off for 3 days tomorrow

Bit jealous desu. Sounds pretty fun though, and yes it is better to do it with no normie children around~

>>37333268
Ironically enough, the food industry desu. I hate every minute of it but the money is decent~

What about you senpai?
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anime is shit

origoooooo
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Selling some games tomorrow lads


What game should I get with the money. i'm thinking Battlefield or PREY, what do you suggest ?
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>>37333261
Got a vivid memory of finding a 10+ year old pack of monster munch in the underdrawing, was mushy
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>>37333312
>stale memes
for you
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>>37333345
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF OUR BOARD NORMIE
ORIGINALCOMMENT
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>>37333369
>tfw no qt dog to serve me dinner at 2am in tokyo
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>>37333345
Go play in the traffic tbqh
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I've ordered a "gourmet" chicken burger and chips from this takeaway

Paid 5 quid.

Will update you on my rating
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>>37333306
>part of the packs are filled with argon which is an inert gas that prevents oxidative degradation of the product

I imagine it's nitrogen rather than argon, which would be considerably cheaper.
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>>37333420
get us a pic of the gourmet burger lad, I'm intrigued.
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Does anyone know how to get rid of the NSA-integrated Spyware on Windows 10?
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>>37333420
Might as well pop an imodium now lad.
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>>37333430
https://www.walkers.co.uk/faq/quality-control/do-you-put-nitrogen-gas-in-the-bag-of-crisps-to-keep-them-fresh
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>>37333430
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/4765673/Packaging-with-argon-helps-keep-food-fresh.html
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>Hi mum and dad, I'm back from China. This is my fiancee Xiao-hua.

How do they react?
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>>37333460
Why would the american national security agency spyware bother a britlad
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gonna watch an hour of anime then its off to bed
night night lads, sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite
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>>37333471
Parents bloody loved my JPN GF
Now they just worry about me
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>>37333430

>accckchuhtually

It depends on the type of foodstuff, not just cost, that dictates what gas is used.

You just embarrassed yourself.
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>>37333471
>I'm married
>I have a child that can get laid
I already have all I want
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>>37333471
mum; would you like a cup of tea dear?
dad: HELLO, CAN YOU UNDERSTAND ME ? SHALL WE GET A CHINKY TONIGHT SO SHE DOESN'T GET HOME SICK
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>>37333471
They'd be happy I finally go someone
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>>37333477
Oh, that's what the acronym is. I guess there's nothing to worry about, then. How was your day everyone?
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>>37333343
It's decent like.
I don't mind Normie's kids. It's just weird being 29 and riding dirt with 15 year olds.
Could be worse the park riders have to deal with 10 year olds and their scooters.
It's been a few months since I got out on the bike so pretty stoked to be honest.
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Why does anywhere you go on this site produce an argument?

Literally was asking a pretty basic question on /a/ and get called a newfag.

Why can't people just answer? This site sure can be autistic sometimes.
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>>37333522
because you newfags sicken me, you should lurk more
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>>37333497
My parents would be like this but the other way round. My mum acts all nice but doesn't seem to realise that she's racist
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>>37332963
>*hammering noises*
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>>37333522
Why would you go on /a/
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>>37332963

If you reply to this post, and you get dubs, you must show your benis
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>he's not voting for comrade jezza
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>>37333548
I just wanna know why the no bully ranger is so popular D:
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>>37333219

Not him, but Reykjavik fits those times
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my dad has unironically told me to get a chinese gf because 'they can cook'
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>>37333522
Because anime is serious business I guess.
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>>37333522
I'm not sure. You can't be roundabout here, you have to state explicitly what you want to find out, and you can't use humor
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gonna stick on dragonball z soon. i habve been watching it on blu ray. i have just got onto the frieza and goku fight. this is gonna be a piss take.
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>piece of apple lodged in my teeth
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>>37333865
I dated a chink at uni

most are silver spoon jobs and can't cook to save their lives, hindi girls are a different kettle of fish though
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>>37333865

>Dad used to have jungle fever
>Now I have jungle fever
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Had a dream I was a Duke lads. Was dead comfy and I did my best to help my town best I could.
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>>37333879
>that fight is literally over 4 hours

Enjoy it
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>>37333887
sounds like something that would happen to TRASH
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>>37333887
Ebina you like anime right?

Im the anon you bond with on our late night shifts.

Can you explain the popularity of the no bully ranger? The scene seems quite unremarkable and I want to know why it caused a meme?
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>>37333522
>Why can't people just answer?
Because of pic related, you fucking newfag. By enforcing people to lurk and general elitism, you can maintain some level of quality on the board. /pol/ is a notorious example of what happens when nothing is enforced. /v/ is even worse.
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>>37333865
More a case that they actually give a shit about their men
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>>37333471

>you went to china?
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Has anyone seen Get Me Roger Stone on netflix? I want to discuss it with somebody
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>>37333900
haven't changed my underwear for a week too, funnily enough I might smell like trash so you might be onto something anon

>>37333906
Its very cute and nice, I don't watch that much anime. I have some series I really like but I get bored of most of it and drop it within an ep or two
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So my "gourmet" chicken burger and chips is a frozen bernard mathews chicken burger and soggy chips
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>>37333935
>haven't changed my underwear for a week too
But it's so easy. Couple of days, sure. But a week?
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>>37333907
You're autistic.

That picture is autistic.

What you're describing/attempting to do is gatekeep. The best communities are those which welcome and teach newcomers to become a part of them. Not be hostile.
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>>37333899
i read the manga last summer because i was bored. in the manga it is enough of a piss take. i have seen it in the past about 5 times too.

im probably gonna end up going on my phone for half of it.
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>>37333959
No, the best communities aren't even public and have strict membership.

If you have no actual interest in your hobby, then sure let every fucking pleb in
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>>37333225
Ah, I've missed you lad.

Spent the past two weeks playing the shit out of persona 5 so I pretty much never turned on my computer.

Time to get comfy again I suppose.

Also waifupost
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>>37333006
Alright you pack of sexy autists. If you want to come raiding with captain Kev, post an avatar.
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>>37333984
You'll grow up one day friendo.
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>tfw I somehow smell like prawn crackers

what's up with me lads
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>>37333518
You should focus on enjoying yourself rather than what others think, although I appreciate that is easier said than done. It is great to hear you are looking forward to it! Any reason why you have not been for a few months?
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>>37333984
>Sir have you got your anime license?
>You can't enter our sophisticated internet forum without one
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>>37333261
I actually really enjoy wotsits that have been left to go stale for a while.

Does it make me weird?
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>>37334011
Aye aye m8ey. All aboard.
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>>37333959
>You're autistic.
>That picture is autistic.
Fuck off. It's a perfectly apt description of what happens to communities.
>The best communities are those which welcome and teach newcomers to become a part of them. Not be hostile.
Then go back to Red dit, you fucking faggot. Gatekeeping elitism IS teaching. You either learn to lurk, to fit in and how things work, or you get told to fuck off and kill yourself, like the sensitive little wanker and cancer you are.
By letting in every single goddamn Tom, Dick and Harry, all you're doing is diluting and worsening the community as people don't lurk and destroy what made the place special in the first place.
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Captain Kevin, for reference. You'll be braving the roastie sea on your perilous voyage to Normiestan, so be about your whits.
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>>37334014
I don't know; I have a similar odd scent of incense sticks and gelatin sweets. Did you masturbate yesterday?
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>>37334013
You might become less of a retard too, but i doubt it.

>>37334031
No, i don't particularly care about /a/ or 'gate keeping' on 4chan in general, it's pointless as it's public and one of the biggest sites on the internet. I'm just against the concept that you should just let everyone into interest groups.
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>>37333907
This lad gets it

>>37333959
and you're a fucking child otherwise you'd know this is how the best internet communities are formed

LURK FUCKING MORE

> The best communities are those which welcome and teach newcomers to become a part of them.
Completely fucking wrong, if you lower the barrier for entry to nothing you just have an eternal churn of retards, by making people work for it you make sure they WANT to be there
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>>37334027
You should focus on killing yourself you irritating tripshit.
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>>37334011
Reporting for duty captain! (Oriri)
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>>37334011
Let's do the damn do
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>>37333891
>hindi girls are a different kettle of fish though

Can confirm, Sunitas are top-tier women
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>>37333522
you answered it yourself - autism.

a lot of people here like to feel special because they are in possession of some knowledge or they like to be elitist and put people down.

i once asked a question on /a/ about whether i should watch attack on titan in dub or sub, i got about 4 edgy replies of people telling me to kys

i remember going on video games and a lot of people acted autistic because i said i played games on a ps4 rather than a pc

they are neckbeards lad. ignore them
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Someone decide if I'm going to the pub tonight. I really want to fuck something.
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this thread just became massively uncomfy. I am a solid, regular contributor and I am deciding to leave for a few days.

Enjoy your lack of content.
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>>37334011
Yorkshire reporting in, better not be fookin warm
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>>37333956
no reason to, mom would just probably end up losing them instead of washing them too. If I'm just going to sleep 12-14 hours a day I don't see the bother in switching clothes
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>>37334121
>mom

>mom

>mom

EBINA JUST EXPOSED AS AMERICAN. /BRITFEEL/ IN ANARCHY.
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>>37334121
>mom
Explain this...
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>>37334088
>doesn't like people who don't cater to him
>when other people don't like it when he doesn't cater to them it's autistic

Learn some self-awareness bud
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>>37334126
There aren't any actual Brits in these threads, you know.
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>>37334011

Ship ahoy!
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>>37333008
Yeah, yeah, that lil' slippery thing tastes so good all the time.
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>>37334126
>>37334142
was going to put "mother" but it came off as a bit posh so I abbreviated it, I do say mum in real life though - I'm pretty hazy and tired today so I'm not really thinking, sorry
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>>37334095

See you in a few days BritNormie
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>>37334063
I'm just messing with you lad but I get your point. A discord server I am apart of used to be great when it was a few of us pursuing one goal. But then new people joined and ruined it. It's never recovered sadly.
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>>37334121
>tfw thought I was bonding with ebina over having a fucked up sleeping pattern.

>Ebinas sleeping pattern is actually normal relative to the American day schedule.
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>>37334063
>it's pointless as it's public and one of the biggest sites on the internet
Yeah, these days. But 10 years ago it was still different. Too much attention, too little gatekeeping and suddenly 4chan is being talked about by US presidential candidates.
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>>37334039
>>37334076
>>37334148
>>37334079
Ok, here we go.
>>37334112
Of course it'll be warm in normiestan. Chads need every excuse to show off their ripped bodies.

The crew is faced with a choice: the long, east route that means sailing through calm, cyborg waters or a much quicker, perilous journey directly into roastie waters. The longer journey might give you issues with food and fresh water, but all kinds of monsters lurk the stormy tides to the north.

Highest end digit from a crew memeber decides.
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>>37334144
there is a difference between no catering to someone, holding a different opinion and being edgy. if people dont want to answer me, they can simply ignore. in the time they spend sending me an edgy reply, they could of offered me advice.

and there is literally no reason to be bitter towards someone for playing games on a console. you're acting like retards in highschool who have a go at people for not wearing nike shoes
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>>37334039
here

>>37334215
>Perilous journey through roastie waters of course!
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>>37334142
>>37334126
Made a diagram for future reference
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>>37333225
Reasonably well. Waiting for a dentist appointment to fix the hole in one of my molars, and a friends birthday next week.
>>37333258
What sort of convention did you go to lad? I went to MCM once. It was shite.
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>>37334190
just tucking into this hamburger, shall be going out shooting later. God save the queen right lads whats your favourite soccer team? mine is the leichestershire foxes the british chamipons
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>>37333258
Gonna post your haul lad?
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>>37334215

Let's go east. We'll be fine far away from civilisation where no one can detect us
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>>37334011
Is there still s pace on boat?
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>>37334279

>genuinely scared of shipman dosing me with morphine whilst I sleep in the crew quarters.
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>>37334207
Yeah, but it's way too late, this site has been popular for years now, it's just pointless posturing

This place was never really secret either, i mean it never had the absolute mainstream exposure it obviously has these days, but i learned about this site in like 2005 because people were talking about it in school.

If you have kids talking about it in public, it's not exactly a secret club
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>>37334258
It was MCM. I went with a friend so it was alright.
>>37334278
It wasn't much of a haul but I still some how managed to spend almost 200
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>>37334215
I pick east. A rough start to begin our journey would demoralise the crew
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>>37334290

I'm a doctor, your health is in safe hands I can assure you
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>>37334253
You missed one out lad.
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>>37334215
voting west, need some roasties to cook and clean my poops and pee up
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i reckon sometimes people sometimes say mom because they see it so often.

i do wonder how many of you fuckers are actually yanks though. quite a lot of yanks on pol. dont know why the fuck any yanks would post here, they wouldent get the humor.
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>>37334357
>>37334357

O-ok d-doctor.
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>>37334368
can't fucking believe we gave hong kong back, what were we thinking
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>>37334246
Yeah, it's mostly retarded posturing, but you could have got the information from anywhere else. You don't need to start a thread for such inane topics.

I mean, don't you understand why people with a heavy interest in something might get annoyed by 'casuals' and the same stupid questions over and over again? You have hundreds of places to ask such simple questions.
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>>37334281

Sure, just hold out your arm and I'll pull you aboard
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might clean my room
it's alright to hoover at 10pm right?
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>>37334246
typical normalfag attitude

see this shit everywhere normies dwell
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>>37334121
>mom
You fucking yank cunt, fuck off
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>>37334330
Yeah, not a secret club, but small and relatively hostile that welcomed a certain kind of person, who'd willingly lurk and try to fit in. Those who wouldn't have fit in never bothered with staying and undesirables were quickly pounced on, called faggots and told to leave. I liked it.
I genuinely think the level of discourse has gone down over the years. There's hardly any OC being made these days and anons are unironically using facebook memes.
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>>37334169
Record yourself saying mummy
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saw a lad that looked shipman today lads, is it possible they faked his death and let him carry on with his great work?
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Any lads wanna pay my rent this month? I'd be eternally grateful would mean I don't go homeless

Its 300 bing bang bongs.
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>>37334467

Ebinlad's voice is nasal and autistic. He has a slight lisp too
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>>37334169
>was going to put "mother" but it came off as a bit posh so I abbreviated it,
Sure, that's the truth.
Record yourself speaking as proof
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Crew assembled, shipman decides that the ship must go east. Upon boarding the ship, Yorkshire Pepe has a terrible cropping aside the, and looses his facial features and cap.

The rag tag crew sails out into the middle of nowhere, seeing where the wind takes them.


(I'll add apu in a bit)
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>>37334492
Oh yeah I've heard it before, we know he's not a yank
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>>37334441
Of course it has, it's just gotten so popular, but there's nothing to do. The whole internet has kind of centralized with a similar culture across most of it because of widespread memes, so you don't really have any options either.
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>>37334508
this is the most excitement I've had in a while. keep up the good work laddo.
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>>37334516
>so you don't really have any options either.
That's where you're wrong, laddie.
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>>37334508
Not happy about that cutout job mate
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>>37334510
and I had my location doxxed once
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>>37333309
Not british if you don't let out a few swear words every now and then friendo!

>>37333998
Been a while buddy!

I'm guessing you enjoyed P5 then? How did you think it shaped up against 4?
Hope you've been keeping well!

>>37334258
Oh are you doing anything nice for your friends birthday?
You gonna get him a gift or a pint?
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>when you get back and mum's bought your cat a gay looking blue collar
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>>37334590

You shouldn't have fucking posted your location then, you doxxed yourself
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>>37334614
bully free zone mate
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Who /ArthurStrong/ here?
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>>37334393
i can somewhat understand why people might have a negative attitude towards the anime question. although, i dont know where else i could ask it, and telling people to kys is not going to make me change my attitude if i am unaware of the wrong. how am i, a casual watcher meant to be aware that it is a common question. for reddit, i would have to make an account. i mean, the whole point of /a/ is to ask anime related question, its fair to assume asking a question relating to whether a sub or dub is better is fine to ask. im more likely to respect a community, and get involved if someone said "dont make a thread for this in the future, it is an incredibly common question, ask it here instead".

what is the excuse for the attitude towards people who play on consoles?
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>>37334590
>tfw ebina is trying so hard to be British he used a VPN and doxxed his location to be in England
>tfw ebina is trying so hard to be British he used his very best british accent to produce a vocaroo for the lads
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>>37334609
is that a weird neck piercing?
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>>37334508

do me blox
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You are rudely awoken in the early hours of the morning to the sound of commotion. The rapey pirate stumbles over to the side to get a closer look. It appears that another ship is having a bit of trouble, though it's captain insists nothing is wrong.

What do?
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cant stop masturbating to ladyboys lads
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>>37334671
Ram them and plunder whatever doesn't sink
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>>37334681
whats your fave one laddo
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>>37334671
I say we plunder them and ram whatever doesn't sink.
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>>37334671
lmao

I'm the gay pirate at the front flailing his arm btw.

>I'm going to dive onto the ship and attempt to cut off mummy mays head
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>>37334671
fire a cannon into their midship and finish them off
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>>37333136
Stab them in the throat first, then the heart, preferably by surprise. Then when they're dead you rinse their blood down the bath plug hole. Once thats done you dissolve them in some industrial strength acid.
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>>37334671

Jettison a buoyant crate of 'vaccine' for them to pick up, but instead fill the vials with morphine
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larpers to >>>/trash/ please
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time to sit down and watch the week in stupid.

but before that a bonus video on the Manchester bombings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xqs9VTVye4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_mD4zq90Nw

if anyone wants to watch it with me.
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>>37334636
I mean, have you been on 4chan for a day? It's just shitposting

It you get so upset by people being a bit cuntish to you, why are you even here?
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>>37334701
i like the ones on ladyboy gold
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>>37334535
Obviously this does something dangerous, but what exactly does it really do?
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Eat my titties
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>>37333123
the fucking birds are the worst. they start making noise at 4:30. all i hear is "go to bed you looser".

i can cover my windows to block the sun, but even with headphones... i hear the fucking birds.
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>>37334636
>i mean, the whole point of /a/ is to ask anime related question
NO IT IS FUCKING NOT. The board exists for discussions of anime and manga. You have fucking Google for your retarded goddamn questions. THIS is why people call you a newfag and tell you to kill yourself, because you are so incredibly inept and worthless you cannot Google a single goddamn fucking question.
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>>37334609
>when you buy Ebinalad a cute outfit
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>>37334730
Can we keep it comfy mate, save this shit for the midweek
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Milk Cat 55
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>>37334765
It's chlorine gas.
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>>37334799
I want to FUCK Ebinlad while he's dressed as a cat
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>>37334601
>You gonna get him a gift or a pint?
A gadsen flag and a copy of the communist manifesto. He got me a bust of Hitler once, so this is par for the course
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>>37334799
>>37334813
is that u lenlad
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>>37334813
I just want to fuck him after I've helped him become a mildly functional member of society.
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>>37334636
It's funny how BUTTHURT plebs get when people tell them to fuck off.

"WAH WAH THIS COMMUNITY THAT EXISTED FOR YEARS WITHOUT ME IS WRONG BECAUSE IT TOLD ME TO FUCK OFF"

fucking pathetic babies
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>>37333026
Hoe Robots this eve
I am really glad its cooling down
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>>37334740
i dont go on the rest of 4chan anymore because most of it is too edgy. reddit seem even worse though. i just have this open and i will get on with other shit while making the odd post. right now im reading.

for about a year i went on /adv/ and sometimes /his/

upset is a bit of an extreme word. i am just pointing out that i think it was silly.
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>>37334833
I'd skin Lenlad alive if it meant getting Ebinalad to myself.
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>>37333026
Marisa is my cute waifu
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>>37334870
even though he's confirmed American?
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>>37334840
A bit far that mate. I'd like to play some coop games with him and talk nonsense but that's all.
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>>37334790
asking a question creates discussions. people ask all sorts of question on there. discussing whether a dub or sub of an anime is betters seems reasonable.
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>>37334905
he isn't mate, he did the speech from MGS4 that one time
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>>37334829
>no step on snek flag
Neat.

Are these ironic gifts or are you both fond of far left?
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>>37334833
lenlad is dating sakulad, get with the programme anon
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>dad gives me some speakers for my tv
>takes ages getting them set up due to various things not working
>now you can hear sound it has the hissing noise to go along with it

all this fucking trouble, if i knew it was going to be this much of a hassle to set up some fucking speakers i wouldnt have bothered
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>>37334905
Who, Ebina?
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>>37333026
My cute waifu is Marisa
Do you not just think she is the loveliest little witch
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I get the feeling most quality posters have left over time
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>>37334723
Your first thought is a cunning plan to give the SS Strong and Stable a lethal dose of morphine. Upon floating the package over, mummy may tips the contents into the sea. 'We need no help' she insists, before some incoherrant rambling about brexit.
>>37334710
Unfortunately, nobody thought to bring a cannon. Yorkshire lad tries to replace his flat cap with a Viking shield, but gets frustrated when it won't fit and tosses it into the sea.
>>37334706
>>37334704
>>37334701

You ram the ship, bday damaging your own wooden hill as it clashes with the steel of the Tory ship. All you can do is watch on as it sinks slowly.

You overheard a banker mention a good tendies place though, so maybe head there next.
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>>37334790
>discussions of anime and manga
Discuss what? Its all shite
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>>37334934
I also posted me failing primary school maths one time

>>37334970
I don't even like or eat burgers, I can't be a yank even if I wanted to be one

>>37334983
this might be true, at least tilde came back
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>>37334936
I think I'd consider myself to be liberal, but I don't at all attach myself to the current left, whilst my mate leans left. We find common ground on a lot of issues, 'cause I'm relatively hawkish, as far as liberals go.
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>>37333907
Hahaha that comic is actually autistic. Learn to fucking relax, they aren't wrong to call you a nerd if you are weirdly strict about unwritten rules and guidelines to the extent that you can't just chill with others who share your general interests. Wahhh, those scare dudebros and women are so scary because SEX and ALCOHOL!!! I don't know how to handle that!!! REEEE
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>>37334924
>asking a question creates discussions
No it does not. Allowing these question threads will simply lead to more and more of them being made, thus seriously degenerating the quality of the board as retarded saucefaggots and /r/etards spam the board with their questions they could have found answers to in a minute on Google.
>people ask all sorts of question on there
Yeah, and plenty of mussies fiddle kids. Doesn't make it right no matter how many fucknuts are doing it.
>discussing whether a dub or sub of an anime is betters seems reasonable.
Seems reasonable? Who in the living fuck are you to determine what the community on /a/ finds reasonable? You are utterly unaware of even the most basic memes and norms. You haven't lurked a day and you think you are fitting to determine what is reasonable?
You come on the board, shit it up with your cancer and then you find the hostile reaction to be a surprise?
Are you genuinely autistic or something?
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>>37334601
To be honest, I never played P4. For some reason I never got around to it. I didn't intend to play P5 either, but after it kept getting top reviews, and some of my favorite youtubers reviewed it, I decided to go for it and loved it.

I really want to play P4 now, but there's no easy way to play it without lugging my PS3 out of storage and I really don't have the room for it. I hope it gets rereleased for PS4.
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>>37335003
I can teach you to eat nice foods.
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>>37334983
Still here from the early days lad
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>>37335014
>my mate leans left
Meant right. I mean traditional right too.
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>>37334905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZmybcC7iRI

this is him
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>>37335031
just emulate it with the undub you pleb
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>>37335042

Fellow 2014 anon
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>>37335031
alright james how you doing?
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>>37333026
Hi I am glad to fight the fight for Waifus
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>>37334850
What's pathetic is when you're so empty the only thing you have to be protective of is an internet community dedicated to virgins who probably hate each other wallowing in their social despairs.
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>>37335017
>that you can't just chill with others who share your general interests
An anonymous imageboard is not the place to "chill". You want to go relax with your friends, go outside.
>Wahhh, those scare dudebros and women are so scary because SEX and ALCOHOL!!! I don't know how to handle that!!! REEEE
Those retards and cunts are shit because they ruin the community.
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>>37334994

>To the tendies I say!
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>>37334970

>>37334121
>mom
>>37334645
>you forget people can't see his ip. and the vocaroo is a lie
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>>37335153
>vocaroo is a lie

i'll say anything just for you anon
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>>37335153
Most betrayed I've felt in 15 years.
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>>37335021
dont think you get it lad. if i have never been on a board before, im not going to be aware of what is acceptable or not, and i am not going to learn if i am just told to fuck off. it is going to leave me with the assumption that people are being edgy towards me because i dont automatically watch anime in sub.

im not going to spend days lurking a thread to discuss one topic. and i did google it, the results were shitty.

>getting this angry
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>Ebina lad must post proof of brit nationality otherwise he is forever banished from our affections and also any 'yous'
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>>37333023
>>37333068
>>37333112
>mfw I don't get harsh comedowns from mdma

Sadly I find it hard to get hard on it, even though people say they get really horny
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Oh shit lads the borg have shown up for the first time
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>>37335091
Oh,I notice you have now reached this point

Almost time for you to go back where you came from
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On route you encounter a siren, a deadly kind of sea monster that haunts the seas to the east. It is very clearly American. It calls to you, making irrelevant blog post updates and luring you into the waters with coy promises of tight desusan.
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>>37335233
Pay for a flight to fuck the cute siren.
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>>37335233
Tell it to fuck right off, no stacies
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>>37335189
>if i have never been on a board before, im not going to be aware of what is acceptable or not, and i am not going to learn if i am just told to fuck off. it is going to leave me with the assumption that people are being edgy
Lurk more, faggot. If you don't want to be called a cancerous newfag, you lurk and try to fit in. Otherwise get the fuck out.
>im not going to spend days lurking a thread to discuss one topic. and i did google it, the results were shitty.
Then go ask your question on r/anime, MAL, or whatever other, newfag friendly sites exist. If you're not going to lurk, contribute and be a part of the community, then people don't fucking want you on /a/.
>getting this angry
Just slightly miffed. Doesn't take anger to call someone a faggot anonymously.
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>>37335014
Ahh that sounds quite similar to me and one of my friends actually!
Hope you have a good time if you get up to something for his birthday buddy.

>>37335031
P4 is the only one I've played to be honest, though I had to play on easy mode and look up the elemental weaknesses because I'm too impatient to grind. It was really enjoyable though, is it not available for the PS2 classics on PS4 yet or is it just PS3?
Emulation is one way though!
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>>37335233
I'd rub my tentacle legs and have a smell of them
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>>37335338
They smell sweaty, which is surprising given that you live in a body of water.
>>37335258
Anon decided to court the siren, diving into the water to feel its suckers against your skin. You drown in his cold embrace.
>>37335265
The remaining sane crew members have only trendies in their hearts and sale onward.
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>>37335378
what the fuck am i listening to?

im so confused
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>>37335406
Any embrace is better than no embrace.
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>you're going to prom, right anon?
>you can't take all of us, so which one of us will it be?

How do you respond?
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>tfw have only had sex twice
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>live next to friend all my life
>all of a sudden don't see him for 6 months
>check normiebook and he has a gf
>told me he was "really busy"
>still lives like 1m from my house
>has completely phased me out
Wow what a great feeling this is!
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>>37335425
You didn't respond to me last time you poo. At least role play a bit so I feel less lonely.
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>>37335455
about 50% of all people are like this

it's pathetic
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>>37335302
To be honest, I usually play games on easy because I get really frustrated at having to repeat stuff over and over. I also like feeling really powerful and blasting through the game.

It's pretty sad but it's pretty much the only thing I can feel good about in my life
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>>37335455
Thats what you get for being likeable enough to have any friends at all.
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>>37335455
I know that feel bro. I've lost so many friend to shit like that. Fuck them.
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>>37335425
the girl with the heroes box i guess

they're all pretty ugly to be honest
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>>37335425
did anyone actually go to their school """"prom"""? Total Americanized shit

>>37335455
Can't lose friends to roasties if you don't have any friends
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>>37335425
None of them, they all look terrible.
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>>37335425
>How do you respond?

too vague lad. who are these people to me, how old are they?

if a completely random bunch of women asked me this, i would just be like "what are you on about, what prom, arnt proms for kids?"
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>>37335435
He's trying to become a normie but you're the only thing keeping him down.

Good for him.
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>>37335512
i was going to go but we had to wear a suit and i didn't have one. my grandpa said i could either buy a suit or buy two video games so i bought the games. i believe the games were oblivion and nba street homecourt
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>>37332963
<tfw if you live in blackpool you might be a cannibal
https://archive.fo/odAD6
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>>37335425
3 is prettiest. 5 and 7 are huge qt's, they just look so awkward. Probably 5. Would cuddle for hours on end and get over depression with/10
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>>37335474
I always get really depressed when I think about how I never get to see friends who I used to hang out with every day.

There never any good reason for it. We both still have the free time, live minutes from each other and never fell out or anything. Any time I ask to hang out sometime, they usually just ghost me. Honestly just getting a reply is just challenging.

It's happened systematically with every single friend I've had. The one it didn't happen to moved to the other side of the country to live with his gf.

I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
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>>37335455
Invite us round mate and we'll laugh loudly through his wall so he gets jealous
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>>37335435
twice allt together or fucked two women?

i have only had sex about 8 times but that is because i fucked some women multiple times when i was with her

feel like my performace is terrible in the bed room because i have hardly had sex
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>>37335571
4 is the only one worth anything lad
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any of you lads keep venus fly traps? you lot seem like the kind of weirdos who would. do they actaully keep the amount of flies in your house down?
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>>37335569
>lived in Blackpool at the time of this
>remember hearing of this in 2010
Fuck man what are the chances that I ate young girl?
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>>37335583
yeah, half of my "friends group" is the same. i go like 4 months without seeing some of them because they ghost me or make up excuses

its fucking pathetic.
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>>37335583
I have this exact same thing happen to me. My one friend who is a fucking mess won't even see me more than once a fortnight, and if he does then I don't see him for months.

Why don't he want me man?
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>>37335606
I hate stacy looking girls, especially when they aren't actually that pretty in the grand scheme of things.
>>37335636
If my friends weren't a bunch of redditors I would ask if you were part of my social group.
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>woke up at 4pm again
>kicked off bennies again for not showing up
>money running low
>sanction is two months so i'll need to get a job this time
>no family or friends to loan me money until my bennies come back

i'm considering joining the air force. seems a fairly stable life and daily life seems like you just hang about waiting for planes to come in (unless you're a pilot which i probably wouldn't be) and then you do basic shit every day. i have four years till i'm 32 so i can join anytime in the next 3 years
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>>37335694
Meh once a fortnight isn't bad. Some people just aren't that social lad, it doesn't necessarily mean anything
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>>37335477
Nah I'm the total same bud, I love getting OP as fugg and just wrecking everything. It makes it so much more fun for me.
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>>37335730
I guess, he's really autistic. Recently he complained he has no friends besides me and one other guy, so I don't get why he doesn't see me more.

I don't think he's not social, I think it's me. He doesn't want to be around me all the time. Lets be honest when I have so few friends it's probably just my personality is shit and unlikable, I've managed to fuck up all my friendships.

Going to try messaging some people over the next few days, see if I bait anyone. I doubt it'll work though. At worst I'll be posting some attention seeking shit on normiebook because I am so lonely.
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Ffs lads its even hard to be a brainless drone these days. I just want a shitty, no responsibility, repetitive job like working on an assembly line but I can't find any jobs like this. Seems like everyone wants to fucking be something special I just want to be a pleb. LET ME BE A PLEB FFS
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>>37335699
>If my friends weren't a bunch of redditors I would ask if you were part of my social group.

one of my mates posts here and we talk about brit feel.

i think we have figured out that one of our mates would rather talk friends he has made online than go out with us. and other mates have gotten other friend group
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>>37335596

Two one night stands
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>>37335829
Same lad. I want a job where I can work on autopilot, sick of having to think all the time.
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>>37335829
I know this feel exactly.

I just want a boring full time min wage job to survive on. I thought building jobs would be easy but you need some kind of certificate to be a builder of all things.

None of the supermarkets near me are hiring unless you're a butcher or baker with a years butcher/baker experience. It's shit.
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>>37335425
Far left, looks cute
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>>37335829
I even tried to apply for some alaskan fishery but you need to be a bloody YANK fss
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>>37335694
Honestly just the fucking memories of constantly hanging out with everyone compared to now just destroys me when I'm lying in my bed at night.

Every single phase of my life, I regretted how things were and wished it would go back to the way it was before. It continued on, and now I'm here with nothing.

I can't get a speck of it back, and I can't mention a word of it to any of them or the last dregs of conversation I have left in my life go up in flames.

I just want another chance
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>>37335838
If your mate would rather speak to dickheads online than hang out with irl friends then he's lost. He will probably regret it when he becomes isolated.
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>>37335877
It can't you convince them with all the experience that you have posting on this Alaskan fishery forum?
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>>37335873
I know this feel too. I just want a job where I can murder people. It's shit mate.
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>>37333008
that's a done with my Masters degree

big boi normie life forever now :^)
>>37334813
same lmao hahaha I also want to fuck every other cute boi here.
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>>37335425
first left obv she's thicc
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>>37335919
too right lad. its a fucking mad one. its been the same way for years now
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It's terrifying imaging how fat and ugly the anime posters here are.
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>>37336061
>ame lmao hahaha I also want to fuck every other cute boi here.

this is why i am NEVER posting my pic. i know one of you will become obsessed
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>open fagasstraps.com
>there aren't any fembois
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>>37336094
they are probably just average. most anime posters are skelly rather than fat
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>>37336094
Ebina is a top tier smelly boi, 10/10 britfeel material
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>>37336094
I'm not fat tbqh, probably like 5/10 face but thats subjective. one person here saw my pic they can answer more accurately
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Very worried about my dad anons, I've noticed over the past month his hand keeps shaking and jerking randomly when it's at rest and he keeps tapping his hand and rubbing his forefinger and thumb together all the time, it looks just like an old guy I know in work who has parkinsons.

I don't want to ask him about it though since he hasn't mentioned it, I don't know if he doesn't notice or is just pretending it isn't happening.
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>>37336094

I wonder what the non-anime posters look like.
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>>37336101
at least post pictures of cute penis lad.

or non-cute smelly and dirty dicks also are fine.

>>37336094
more like how thin and cute most of them are irl.
>>37336134
very smelly at least....

>>37336153
slutting about again... :|
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>>37336094
I'm not fat I just have a pot belly and boobs due to over consumption of booze.

Truly the most disgusting body type.
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>>37336157
Well I'm a non-anime poster and I look weird and shitty. Not fat though
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>>37336134
this desu

ebina is stinky from all my cum on his face!
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why do we all want to bang ebinlad all of a sudden? Did I cause this?
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>>37336188
more like the only time he gets clean is by my tongue lapping his sweat and musk.

>>37336201
the lust has been around for a while lad...
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>>37336201

I wouldn't bang any man. I would probably bang a femanon, but wouldn't date one
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>>37336201
it's his stinky boi smells

bringing all the gays to the yard
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>>37336201
ebina is a slut
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why isnt alfred the great a meme? he is a legend, and he had mad bants
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Ebinlad is a weak effeminate faggot. No offence, but all the more masculine fags here really get off on the idea of dominating him
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>>37336201
No it's because only the worst of us are awake. I wouldnt shag a lad especially not one who posts here
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>>37336157
oh my god do not go there
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>>37336295
not wanting to fuck prime azulad baka....
>>37336293
also smelly which is a plus!
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>>37336188
That is also my fanticy
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>tee hee
>oh my smelly penis desu
>desu desu desu
>thinking of becoming a trap lads *giggle*
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anyone want to help me make alfred the great a meme or maybe jesus christ? we need some new memes
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>>37336409
why dont you make your imminent assisted suicide a meme?
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>>37336409
What about Thomas Hamilton?
You have been muted for 32 seconds, because your comment was not original
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>>37336293
>Ebinlad is a weak effeminate faggot.
you mean just like 90% of the people on this board
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>>37336278
t. Bernard Cornwall
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>>37336409
How about his Cute one
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>>37336466
he fuck you, i'm not a faggot
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>>37336466
Hello is nice to be understood
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>>37336409
>on the run from vikings
>hide in an old woman's hut
>she wants me to bake some cakes
>says they'll be really nice
>give her a lethal dose of crispy burnt shit instead
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>>37336466
which is why a dominant alpha thick cock Junlad can claim so much boipucci here.
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>>37336435
why dont you eat some more curry like a good paki?

>>37336464
i will have to get back to you on this one. i think we need less killers, and some positive british vibes.
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>>37336464
>tfw I have an intense burning fear of this guy and genuinely think I may have been molested by him before he killed those kids and offed himself. (I grew up not far from where he lived)
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>Junlad and Azu

Can someone give me a quick rundown on these two?
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>>37336522
>why dont you eat some more curry like a good paki?

Just take your Par and leave kid.
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*blacks your path*
I hear you were looking for new memes?
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>>37336598
this could work. i could see this working well in the op pictures too.

a nice friendly black man
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>>37336409
Hrere u go
Fresh fr u
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>>37336621
talking about black men, what about pic related?
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>>37336579
sexy lads shitposting, meeting up and shitposting and finally fugging and shitposting about that.
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>>37336656
quick rundown now please thank you very much
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>>37336621
>MP of an extremely white area
>had sex with the current home secretary
>wrote a book
>won University Challenge
he can do it all
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>>37336409
Here's my fresh new meme for britfeel.
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Any depressed lads here kind of enjoy being depressed in a weird way? I've gotten so used to it that when I get moments of happiness and start feeling again I feel uncomfortable. Being apathetic to everything has its pluses but I just wish I could be functional like this as well.
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>>37336716
I don't enjoy it, but I've given up trying to fix it and have accepted my shitty life, such as it is
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>>37336701
Kek lad that gave me a good chuckle. I love your work
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>>37336677

Not him, but I'm an Akiologist. I know everything about him.
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>tfw no thicc af anime gf
>>
>just got a calendar alert telling me it's a bank holiday
thanks windows
>>
>thought I could get through using normiebook
>constantly see images of old friends married and having fun
>meanwhile KHV 25yo who lives with parents and no friends
why even live
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>>37336775
>just got a sex calendar alert telling me its a wank holiday
Thanks windows
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>>37336744
squish squish

I want to squeeze a girl's soft, plump thighs
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>>37336716
I grew tired of it. I want to be ok.
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>>37336656

He's purple, not black.
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>>37336778
that
feel
to
reel
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>>37336858

He's more purple than a grape.
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>>37336716
I'm not depressed just temporarily inconvenienced by certain enviormental factors
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>>37336778
>the fat kid who fell on me in year5 and gave me a bad concussion is now on a worldwide tour with his GF after completeing his law degree two years ago
>I haven't been on a single holiday
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>>37336716
>tfw have a lot of concievable reasons to be happy but can't stop the shitty feels coming on
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>>37336919
>bad concussion

that explains so, so much....
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>>37336716
Im happy when im unhappy. I have a major self destructive streak in me and I actively make choices that worsen my position in life.
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>>37336919
>worldwide tour
Sounds exhausting, wouldn't want to be that lad.
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>people on /britfeel/ when they realise there is a large majority of non virgins here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2vTStG6Yys
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>on bennies
>1k in the bank
feels comfy lads
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>>37336973
Has britfeel ever hired this guy to help force a britfeel meme? You'd think shipanon would have tried it although the material is a bit dodgy, well a lot dodgy.
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>>37336278
>told off for laziness because he let some cakes burn.

TOP
L
A
D
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>>37337015
It costs money to get a video made.
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>>37337015
Where do we hire him and how much?
Should get a handful of /britfeel/ memes in one big video.
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>>37336973
>Normies. Get out. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
i love tyrone
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>>37337069
isn't it like 5 pound for a 100 words?
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lads reading up on this purple aki character, he's doing me a little creep here. glad i'm not a muscle bound chad now
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FUCKING LEEDS LAD!

>>37337093
That's a bloody bargin.
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>>37332963
>started having dreams about having a gf

What is happening to me?
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>>37337093
Can't load his website up right now but I think it's a bit more pricey than that
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>>37337093
For a video it's way more than that
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>>37337144
https://secure.jotformeu.com/dignity14/TyroneVideos

His price list.
Bit pricey but probably worth it.
>>
Reply to this post or Purple Aki will feel your muscles
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>>37337144
>>37337169
must of upped his prices then because i swear he started on a website when the whole idea was people offering services for a fiver
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>>37337002
>wageslave
>overdrawn
kil me
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Should I just kill myself im only 18 and i already think that life is bleak and pointless I wake up everyday feeling sad I spend all day with an underlying feeling of sadness I'm relatively normie and so are my friends but I constantly feel like the odd one out of the group and to an extent feel like I need their approval I am aware I'm somewhat weird but can't stop myself this post is rambling but still often suicide vdoes seem like the best option because I can't imagine living the rest of my life like this everyday just riddled with fear and anxiety I also have no prospects in terms of work!
>>
What is adderall like lads? Is it like being on that pill from limitless?
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>>37335892
I know how you feel mate. My life has only gotten worse since I left school, and it feels like I'm constantly falling and falling into a bottomless pit of despair.

I think I have some form of dissociative personality disorder because I just pretend I'm not who I am, as it's too painful to acknowledge how much of a failure I am, and how I'm so much of a lonely loser.

My life clearly peaked in secondary school and is only getting worse.
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>>37337285
it's more like the end of one flew over the cuckoos nest
>>
Hey Lads.

For a while now I've had suspicions that I've put aside, I think someone has spread something about me that isn't true, and it's been bassed on evaggerated events, this has made people in my community hate me
I want to get revenge, as they wont care if I kill myself, maybe I should, y'know. End em
>>
I hope i live to see a paki judgement day where we finally remove all of them
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>>37337274
>Should I just kill myself im only 18
No. Fuck you mate you're stuck here like the rest of us
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>>37337355
all great empires go extinct, I think that's the future were more likely to see.
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>>37337015
>You'd think shipanon would have tried it

I had a friend use him for proper advertising purposes once, kek.
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going to fuck my onahole while looking at porn of hot women sexually torturing and castrating shotas again lads hahaha.
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>>37337210
he did start out like that but when people outside of 4chan caught wind of it and he got flooded with videos he upped the prices, cant blame him really
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>>37337355
Y-yeah any day know I'm sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9f9JrPril8
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>>37337274
>18
>Kind of a normie
NO, you need to ride it out for ages yet before you start considering stuff like that. You are so young.
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>>37336315
This guy is fucking disgusting. Is that you?
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so there's this girl at work. I'm into her and she sems nice but I'm scred of te rejection, if she rejects me illnot be able to handle working around her anymore.. what should I do?
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Guys I have no friends, haven't had any for so long, but people can be really deceptive, used to think they were being nice but it's actually more sinister than that.

I'm sick of this life. I'm gonna go on a rampage and take as many people out as I possibly can.
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>>37337274
This >>37337436 even if your life is complete shite you are still far too young and there's still a lot of potential for improvement. Wait till you're at least 30 and have had your fair share of bullshit before deciding on anything like this.
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>>37332963
.
.
.
.
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>/pol/ack comes into the surgery
>People have questioned his racial purity
>Embarrassed by his dark hair and brown eyes
>Wants me to give him blue contact lens
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
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>>37337447
Don't shit where you eat lad. It's a saying for a reason. I've seen work relationship s work and everyone is all best of mates and seen then ruin whole workplaces due to tensions etc.

Don't do it lad.


Or do, I can't say not too, I've fucked half the females at my work.
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>>37337475
Don't kill anyone mate. If you want out of this life end it but don't be selfish to take other people out with you.
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So I don't normally post on here, I just lurk. I especially wouldn't ask for advice... But there's something really serious and I have nowhere else to turn...

My mom is coming out as trans, and she's 62. She want's me to act like I give a shit, as I really don't care if she's trans. She is acting pretty depressed because she isn't "getting support" how do I deal with this?
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>>37337564
>So I don't normally post on here, I just lurk. I especially wouldn't ask for advice... But there's something really serious and I have nowhere else to turn...
>
>My mom is coming out as trans, and she's 62. She want's me to act like I give a shit, as I really don't care if she's trans. She is acting pretty depressed because she isn't "getting support" how do I deal with this?

Offer to do stuff you did with your dad despite not really caring. For me we'd go to a footy match and then a pint afterwards, for example
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>>37337571
Schizos please go
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>>37337478
I'm 20 and far from normie, no friends, NEET etc.
Don't see any future for myself at all really. Would you say the same to me? (wait till 30)
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>>37337609
I wish I was 20 still. 4 years ago things seemed a lot less bleak than this.
>>
I want to stop masturbating as I discovered it's actually harmful, despite what they want you to think. I keep tripping up though, how do I forget about this god forsaken act?
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>>37337638
get circumcised, will clear things right up, especially if they fuck up the procedure
>>
I want to work out more, but just can't motivate myself to, I try and do a little but I can't keep going. And most of the time I don't even bother at all. Anyone got any experience with starting working out?
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>>37337672
i want to exercise and i find it tough, dunno where people get the motivation from desu
>>
Honestly guys I don't know if I can use normiebook even to brag about my weight loss. It's just so cancerous and depressing with all my old mates on there, maybe the latter part I can deal with but all these cringey political memes and shitty banter. Too much for me to withstand.
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Life is objectively getting better for me. I'm becoming a more productive and successful individual, but life is getting less satisfying over time
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I'm an american who goes to school in the UK. Am I an honorary brit?
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>>37337672
You need a goal.

Getting fit isn't enough, you need a tangible thing you want being fit an healthy will achieve.

For me it was joining the army. Knowing I had to exceed the fitness requirements was what made me stick with it
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>>37337702

If you go to Wroxton college you are welcome
>>
Somewhat regretting add my friend's mum on facebook, I found out soon after he is blatantly ghosting me, and now he probably thinks I'm stalking his ass.

Why do I get the feeling somewhere he is making fun or saying I am creepy for doing this? His mum came up in recommended friends ffs, but I know he's such a drama king he'll make this out like I'm doing this to get close to him, fml
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The Tories. How do I stop people voting for them? Whenever I find someone or hear from someone who is sympathetic to them, they refuse to acknowledge the points I make and just reply with insults or strawman-arguments. I make valid points that seemingly go unheard.
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>>37337727
St andrews with the scots unfortunately
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>>37337729
Your "friend" sounds like a wasteman that you should drop
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Yes the boyz. Ive just put this beast on
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>>37337609
I would say yes. I'm young as well so wtf do I know, 30 is just my own personal thing don't listen to me. But I believe we're at an age were we don't really know what we're doing. Sure things may not get any better but the potential is there. And you've always got to assume that your current thoughts and mindset could be wrong. No one ever believes they're wrong until they know what's right, if you kys you will never see if there was another way. Don't kys

THE GAAME OF LIFEE IS VEEERY HAARD
YOOUR GOONA LOOSE IT ANYWAAY
BAAAADAAAADAAA
BADAAADAAADAA
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>>37337761
>wants to be a Brit
>is in Scotland
Can't make this shit up.
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>>37337753
You're voting labour then? Why? I'll try to not let this become an argument
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>tfw failed to pull both a goth and a hippie
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How do I get a gf, lads?

bloox
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>>37337761
How's the banter?
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>>37337609
If you go to uni then it stays pretty good until about 21. Then it plummets unbelievably fast until you're getting through your weeks with the assistance of cheap alcohol and just watching the months and years fly by hoping that something, anything will change for the better but being continually let down by yourself, your 'friends', family and society at large.

At 26 you will likely just accept that you have no option but to live the same mundane, pointless, depressing existence as every other person and will listen to shit podcasts on the bus/drive into work where you'll sit for 8-9 hours surrounded by the fucking lowest, most tedious people you could ever imagine. All conversations at a level of inanity you never thought possible; middle aged women truly invested in BBC dramas, 30 year old 'men' actually talking about the 'Great British Bake Off' like it matters, like it's of any consequence. Every day stopping off at Sainsbury's to buy a meal deal, considering getting the expensive sandwiches instead, as a treat, but you can't; it's nearly the end of the month and you've had the heating on a bit more than usual.

Once every 4 months some cunt will set up a charity drive and you'll be expected to come in wearing a pink tshirt or to walk up a hill with people you would rather see 6 feet under. Meetings for the sake of meetings. Phonecalls with people who are 'difficult' for no other reason than an attempt at validating their own pointless existence

Living for the weekend, but what to do? A bit of gardening? Maybe take your wife's son to the zoo to stare into the eyes of sad pandas. Give a nod of acknowledgement to the bull elephant who always had dreams of being the leader of the herd but in reality just paces the same piece of land every. Single. Day. One day a fresh faced keeper wonders if you'll enjoy a pineapple or some other exotic food. But the head keeper nips that in the bud immediately, you're not in control.
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>>37337761
Are you a rich wanker? Im from Dundee and everyone knows St Andrews is an elite bubble and not real Scotland.
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>>37337788
Yeah is a shame, it seems that England gets most of the sway and I'm not the biggest fan of the Scots especially the Glaswegians
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>>37337821
Haha eat shit scumdee trash
>>37337810
P fuckin decent m8 its primarily english peeps and americans more so than scots makes for some interesting nights out
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>>37337826
I'll like Scotland again once they wise up and get rid of Sturgeon and the SNP.
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>>37337816
spoiler alert dude.
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Someone has one of my gmail password's... they tried to sign in from Indonesia... what do!? I have their IP..
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>>37337862
Agreed, it seems like tories are surging in Scotland
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>>37337862
I think they're set to lose seats in the election
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>>37337886
change your password you retard
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>>37337860
You are not in the UK. The St Andrews university bubble is not the UK or Scotland, its St Andrews, an international elite hub. You dont and will never understand the UK, Scottish or British people you dumb rich yank. Did you enjoy your golf and "banter" with Obama the other day my american "m8"?
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>>37337892
Tories reckon they can take 15 seats from the SNP
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>>37337771
Noice. You watching z or kai? I might give this a rewatch or finally give dragonball a go.
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Anyone else got lightning? Had some crazy weather this weekend.
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>>37337900
Yeah you most certainly are right that it is a bubble. Kind of a shame, I was enjoying being in London but I doubt even then I was getting the real deal culturally. I missed obama actually but I'm a dumb right winger so I didn't feel too bad about it m8y
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best way to become an hero lads?
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>>37337826
Seriously get the fuck out of my country you cunt. Go back to rich mommy and daddy in your New Jersey McMansion.
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Not feeling good, but I'm still going to contact random old friends on Facebook tomorrow. At worst I'll just ignore their ghosting and move on but I expect pretty much everyone to ignore me. The plan is to just say shit like "hello" and if they don't reply move on, that way it's least embarrassing.
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>>37337908
Good. A couple of scots I know have said they're sick of them banging on about muh independance and doing fuck all for the them
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>>37337912
It's z lad. I'm watching it on blu ray in sub.

Should give db a go If you haven't seen it for while, it's fucking amazing.
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>>37337892
Good. Interesting how all I ever hear from Sturgeon is her banging on about independence but nothing at all about her policies that will actually benefit the people who live there in the mean time.

>>37337889
The tory leader up in Scotland is pretty funny in debates during parliament.
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>>37337948
Charcoal Suffocation Method

All the benefits of an exit bag without the horrid choking moment
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>>37337953
West coast actually but thanks m8, I think I'll enjoy staying on ur little island for a bit longer tho
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>>37337971
This is how I feel. Its not the time anymore, if its going to happen then its further down the line so its pointless voting them in only for them to bang on about it when its never going to happen at the moment. I think Labour have a more leftist manifesto than SNP so im giving them my vote.
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>>37337959
Throw a couple of memes their way too to intice them
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Being forced by society to waste away making money for a guy who's already rich
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>>37338021
I beat the system. I killed myself. Sold my organs and got my brain copied onto a chip and now I can browse the internet all day long and don't have to work. Bodycuckys haha
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>>37338021
Hey lad, don't say that. Nobody forces you to do anything. We're all in it together! IF you care about your country - don't say those things, work hard and we can be the greatest country on earth!
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>>37337478

Can we stop using 30 as the default killing yourself age.

I'm 30 now and it's starting to piss me off, lets raise it to 40.
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>>37338049
>tfw we'll die before this is a possibility

Just kill me now.
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>>37338063
Let's up it to 100, a nice round number
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>>37338075
Thank god for that lad. Imagine how horrifying this would actually be if it could be done. Some fucker puts you on a USB stick and you're forgotten forever. Digital torture
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>>37338021
There needs to be a class system lad, and half the reason we work so much is because the population is so big and to produce enough resources to make shit cheap.
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>>37338021
Hate it too lad. We really should enslave an alien race to do all our work for us desu
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Woah lads. Lot of thunder.
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>>37338115
I met an (unhinged) guy who kept banging on about how he believes in the class system and that middle class people are superior to working class people, with better genetics and everything and was like "I can tell you are middle class! Very presentable and mannerly" and stuff, but im not even middle class, im just a working pleb
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>listening to thunder that lasts 15 seconds

crazy
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Proper nice thunderstorm down here in kent desu
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>>37337937
had a bit of lightning but craziest thing was the thunder it was constant while the front of a storm passed by.
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Haven't run since 2014. Started again this week and ran just over 5k today in just under 40 minutes.

Pretty happy with myself 2bh.
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>>37338190
Same here in Sussex. Fucking love thunder.
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>>37338190
>>37338231

I also hear the thunderstorm in Surrey.
Must be some storm.
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>hip started hurting
>now it's pouring with rain
am I turning into one of those weird old guys?
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>>37338172
He is talking shit. Middle class brought are just brought up in a better environment

There needs to be a class system to give people incentive and to create order. It's not genetics lol.
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>>37338252
>in Surrey.
w-whereabouts senpai? Ashford here
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>>37338257
does it do it everytime it rains.
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>>37338231
Just had a fucking loud one. Think it's right on top of Crawley.
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More I think about my life, the more I realize I have surrounded myself with so many coping mechanisms. Never want to cope with how lonely I am, how terribly under accomplished I feel, how every friend I've had has left. Just endless humiliation that has gone on non-stop almost since I was bullied in primary school. I remember when a kid pushed me into the railings when I was 10, the dinner lady wouldn't even believe me, I was crawling on the floor begging her to let me see the nurse. "Oh Anon, you're just a little liar!" is basically what she said.

This is my entire life. For the years later, and honestly I don't know if this had some long term effects as my back does ache sometimes, I had a massive fucking bruise on my back from this, and I was told if I hit the railing with my head I would've died. My whole life is just one giant analogy of this story. Everyone rapes me, shits on me, abuses me, literally everyone, and then leaves me to crawl on the floor and beg for help that never comes.
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>>37338276
Hard to say, my body often has aches and pains. Probably just hurt myself by existing
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>>37338272
>tfw today I learn there's an ashford in surrey
>but there's also an ashford in kent
confusing tbqh lad
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>>37338272
Cobham.

>>37338346
Yeah Cobham in Surrey and Kent too.
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I tried mummies clothes on today.

They fit really well. and i liked it
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>>37338362
What's it like being named after a service station?
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Thunderstorms are so comfy
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>>37338395
Think it's time for you to try a cock in your ass to see if It fits well lad
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>>37333008
>tfw,managed to get my sleeping pattern back to work mode.
10 weeks off has been good though desu.
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>>37336919
facebook isnt healthy lad
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>>37337305
YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU CAN TRUST ON THE INTERNET
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>>37338605
It's Ebin, run!
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>>37338312
i call it oms. old man syndrome
i noticed after 30 things went downhill.
a lot of cracks and pops when i go to sit down or stand up.
it's shit being old.
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>>37338629
Is ebinlad not British? What is this
>>
>>37338659
I was going to say that's mental, but I suppose we aren't really designed to live this long. I wonder how low life expectancies uses to get.
>>37338664
It's a meme from earlier, ctrl f for mom.
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>>37338692
>I suppose we aren't really designed to live this long
or in big cities like we do, or in an absurd stressful society like we do.
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>>37338664
I accidently said "mom" instead of "mum" earlier now I'm outed as a yank

it was an honest mistake im so sorry
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>>37338737
>outed
Y-you mean it's true?
Post desusan or you're expelled from britfeel
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>>37337638
>I want to stop masturbating as I discovered it's actually harmful

what harmful about it? I need to know for my research
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>>37338767
its not true

theres enough proof to prove im not a yank, no desusan for you
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>>37338781
weakens your connection to god
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>>37338904
How does it do that? I think you're having me on
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>>37338938
god can see you jacking it to gay furry porn and it upsets him a lot
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>>37338904

Which God, lad?
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>>37338904
What if I jack it to God? That freyja one is pretty peng tbqh
>>
It is absolutely disgusting how early it gets light now. It's fully light by 04:30
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Parents going away all weak lads. Cant wait.
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>>37339095
Why does the thought of your parents going away make you all weak lad? You need to learn how to be independent sometime you know
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Anyone else hear that thunder? Literally shook me window shutters, kinda spooked.
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>>37339166
Same here laddyo.
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Just checked my heart race lads and its 50 BPM. I'm only 23 and not an athlete in any way, actually really unhealthy. Kind of worried desu.
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>>37339176
What town? Thunder rumbles started 15 seconds after lightning here in Staines.
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anyone got that lightning map?
i need to update it
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>>37339203
Addlestone, it's about the same time.
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unreasonably stressed about getting an autism assessment desu
i didn't even care if i wasn't diagnosed when i started the process but now that everyone is more used to the idea i want to keep it and i bet they'll try and take it away.

i can't decide whether i should just play to what an autist would be expected to do in the tests, or do things "properly" (i.e. continue to act out the usual social masking techniques i've adopted) and hope that doctors can see through it. i prefer the honest approach but it seems more likely for them to go "well nah for budgetary reasons it's easier to just tell you to go fuck yourself lmao"
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LONDON REPORTING IN
We've got thunder, everyone retreat to comfort stations
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>>37339203
>Staines.
another surrey lad
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>>37339220
>>37339203
>>37339166
>>37339095


Good weather radar some kind anon recommended last week


>tfw all that lightning in the English channel
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>No lightning in the north west

I just want to be comfy damnit
reeeee
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>>37339264

Forgot the link like a complete mong

http://www.netweather.tv/index.cgi?action=radar;sess=
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I wish I could hear the thunder but both my ears are blocked :(
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Rain rain come and stay
Please ruin a normies day

desu
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Any /gaki/ bros in britfeel?
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>>37339278


Cant remember the last proper thunder storm we had
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>>37339321
>MATSUMOTO OUT-O
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>>37339364
I want someone to look at me like matsumoto looks at hamada
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10 seconds of thunder lads
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>>37339485
Name of my sex tape
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Fuck me the lightning was so loud a minute ago it woke up my parents and shook the floor
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>>37339261
Ayy, I'm practically cuzins with Ali G innit
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>>37339289
Did you forget to use them qtips bruv
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>>37339256
Reporting in. Maximum comfy initiated.
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>>37339699
>qtips
yanks out
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>>37332963
Back with a bang edition

Oh, It's great being black in a white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

*Intimidates white boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful big black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ
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>>37337816
>Living for the weekend

i remember this is high school. im not living through this again. it was fucking depressing. living as a neet is shite too. im basically a neet now because im a student, and i have been off for a month and ive got like another 4 months off. everything feels pointless when you're stuck in the room all day. what is the point in improving yourself when you are not a part of society, and hobbies become mundane and tedious like job because you do them all the time.

i wouldent mind working 3 times a week, its just working 5 times a week that is a fucking piss take. especially considering how fucking retarded and boring people are.
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>>37339889
Cotton buds? Make up removers? Fuck you you pedantic cunt
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