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>>37302308
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/

don't come back

Do you use that same line for every girl you hit up?
How far does it usually get you?

>>37302370
Not every girl. Usually just ones that have no bios or anything for me to come up with something good

>>37302340
There's always a Tinder thread up

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I deleted and started a new account, hopefully I find someone dtf again

>>37302458
>he bought tinder plus

>>37302925
You didn't? orignalo

Tinder is great for casual sex, but I ended up getting a gf out of this

Our generatiom has it so easy when it comes to dating

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I recently went on a date with a girl from tinder. Now my mind is full of fuck. Can't be arsed to write a very detailed story, but I'll give you a basic overview
>match with girl on tinder
>manage to set up a date, she wants to play video games and eat pizza
>day of the date comes
>shower, brush teeth, dress better than usual etc.
>get to her place
>turns out she's a total womanchild
>hair badly dyed at home
>overweight (not that I really care since I'm overweight too)
>apartment full of "nerd culture" novelty items and video game accessories
>greet her and give her a hug
>spend the night playing video games and watching a movie while talking
>she comes off as an unknowledgeable or even childish, but still a very nice person
>too beta/awkward to make any moves on her, but still have a decent amount of fun
>she walks me to the bus stop (out of her own accord) at 1 am and we talk while waiting for my bus to arrive
>on bus back home come to a realization that I always spend time with people (in my spare time or at work) who are as smart or smarter than me and that I had actually forgotten that people who aren't that smart actually exist
>mfw
I know I sound like an elitist high school fedora tipper from rebbit, but I'm having a hard time coping with this. I've been surrounded by smart people for so long that her low levels of knowledge on things seemed to irritate me to some degree. I feel like an awful person for my elitist beliefs. I like how she looked, but at times I felt like I was hanging out with my 15 year old cousin. Should I even bother trying to set up a second date? Is dating someone just for the sake of dating someone better than being alone? I'm not even sure if I could do better, or if I even have a shot at her.

>>37303005
If you need unlimited swipes right then the problem isn't with you not having enough swipes right, the problem is with your picture and bio

>>37302308
How do you guys start conversations? The hardest part honestly. I usually try to go off the bio but sometimes there's nothing and I hate just saying hey or you're hot.

>>37303428
>is being with someone whose very being irritates me better than being alone?
Just fap, Anon, you'll be happier that way.

>>37303846
I usually go off the bio and/or the pics. Humor seems to usually work. If she has no bio I usually just throw some generic bullcrap her way to keep my activity score up

>>37303939
I haven't felt like fapping for the last month or so. I'm not even doing a "nofap" or whatever the cool kids at reddit call it these days, I just don't feel like fapping

>>37302308
>Set age to 22 (my age)
>not many matches
>Set age to 32
>many more matches
What

>>37304296
girls probably think you have a decent job at 32

>>37304358
It still says student.

>>37304446
They think you're a hardworking man who's trying to turn his life around

>meet up with girl from tinder
>date goes great, make out at the end of date
>make plans for this weekend
>texting throughout the week
>wake up to text from her boyfriend to leave her the fuck alone
why are all women whores?

>>37304966
>wake up to text from her boyfriend to leave her the fuck alone
So did she lie to him that you're harrassing her?

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Been on here less than 3 weeks

I need your help normies, i want to make a tinder but i don't have any pictures with friends.
what should i do put instead.

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I hate women desu

>>37302308
How did u match with all those or did you just message them?

You guys are just enabling degeneracy, nice job

>>37306212
Get friends to take pictures of you or get one of those bluetooth remotes for your phone.

>>37305600
I honestly have no clue. We had a really good date and like I said we made out when I walked her to her car. What I am guessing happened is he went through her phone and flipped out probably saw our conversation and that was his only defense. Probably a cuck anyway.

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>>37303428
A-Anyone else wanna give me advice? She's a very nice person, but I can't tell if she actually likes me and if she does would it even be worth it trying to date her. She seems sorta inexperienced (she said it was her first tinder date), so I couldn't tell if I was making her uncomfortable or if she was just shy.

>>37302308
i've only used tinder for the sole purpose of finding someone to eat pancakes with. that was my bio. a lot of them didnt even eat pancakes. they all lied.

>>37306805
Can I borrow your idea? Even if the date turns out to be a bust, you can atleast eat pancakes

FUCKING NORMALFAGS
LEAVE NOW!
REEEEEE!EEEE!!!11

>>37305683
Why are you matching and talking to niggers?

>>37306324
Kek. That bitch must be desperate.

>>37307627

I'm desperate so I'll fuck anything that moves. Also if you genuinely think race has anything to do with attractiveness I feel sorry for you

Last but not least I'm black sue me lol

>>37306756


M8, it all depends on what you want.
If you just want to fuck, go for it, suffer through boredom for a while and blow a load in her throat. You have nothing to lose honestly.
If you want a relationship. Dont. If you are already bored while being with her and feel like she is below you, it will make things extremely awkward fast. You should never start relationships out of sexual attraction alone, not even with her being "nice" and such. At some point it just wont be enough.

>>37307661
It would be nice if you shitskins would stick to your own kind. White race is going extinct as it is.

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I wish I didn't wreck my car last week so I could actually meet them

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>>37306331


Can't beat em

join em

>>37302308

>tfw match with mostly fatties :(

Anna is the only good one, but she's only into me because of the whole bbc meme.

Playing the ignoring game till later today

>>37307747
Whats "The Morgan Mule"?

>>37307718
I...am? You asked me why I'm messaging black girls

stay mad

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>>37307799


wite boi mad lol

I got a match on Tinder once! I had it for like 4 months and swiped right on everyone every day.

I sent her a message and then she unmatched me.

>>37307865


kek she didn't even think you deserve to look at her

>>37307799
Nigger why are you even here? Don't you have some shit to steal, people to assault, then play race card when confronted?
>WE WUZ KANGS AND SHIT

>>37307896
:(

I gave up and deleted the program after that since it was a complete waste of time. A few months later, I created a Chad profile and wrote a bot to run it for me. Basically it'd match with people, say shit like "wana smash", call them whores, etc. Got like 80+ matches per day on 100 swipes, and pretty much all of the women were totally fine with it.

Then I got depressed.

>>37307930

not the guy you're replying to but stop your autistic screeching m8

>>37307689
I can't even tell if I even could try to just go for the sex. I see a lot of myself in her and I think I'd just feel bad. I'd probably also feel equally bad if I didn't even give a shot at trying to date/fuck her. Why is being an emotionally stunted manchild so hard? Typing this it seems to me that I'm headed for bad feels no matter what I do, so I guess I'll just roll a random number generator of 1-3 with 1 being "fuck her", 2 being "date her" and 3 being "drop her".

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>all those unanswered messages

Fucking cunts REEEEEEEEEEEEE

I've been regularly fucking two of them and I my dick went limp with the 3rd one, fucking hell.

>>37307968


What did you write the code with?

are you using blue stacks?

don't worry, their time will come

>>37308123
There's unofficial documentation for Tinder's api, so one could easily write a python script to say swipe everyone right
https://gist.github.com/rtt/10403467

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD

>>37302308
>What's a pretty girl like you doing on here?
The girl looks like a rejected Miley Cyrus clone

>>37308153


honestly thought I was on /soc./ that's why I posted.

>>37308140


Yes but how do you run the code?

not asking you to teach me, I'll be your friend if you can though

kik me: Melomar

>>37308123

I wrote it in Python. There's a really easy wrapper for the Tinder API called Pynder (https://github.com/charliewolf/pynder).

Basically, it'd respond with some pre-selected phrases based on keywords in their responses, though that was relatively limited since it was mostly an experiment.

I also linked it with some OSINT tools I use in my job sometimes. It'd download their pictures and run them through the Tineye API to try and find social media accounts based on their name, known information, and so on. From there, it'd go through other things, searching, for instance, voter registration records which often yielded addresses, phone numbers, and so on. It'd then dump all the pictures and a text file of all the information it could find on them to a folder with their name on it.

It's hilariously easy to track down people on the internet.

>>37308224
There's many pre-made tinder bots. I'm too drunk and confused to help you now. I don't need friends on KikE

>>37308224

What do you mean by running it?

It's just a Python script. I set it to run on one of my servers every 24 hours when my swipes refreshed.

Or are you talking about how to use the api?

>>37307747
>yourrr to cute to be on here
YOU'RE TOO cute to be on here. Holy fucking mother of mental retardation.

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I really want to start online dating again, or at least start talking to girls on there. I've lost about 150lbs and I think I could get an average girl now but I really don't know due to body dysmorphia or whatever its called.

I've been thinking of openers, something I can use that's simple but striking enough to get a reply. It might not leave the best first impression but what do you guys think of this:

>"Do you date white guys?"

Anyone want to try it and post results? Ideally I don't really want to date a girl who race mixes, and a lot of girls in the south do it.

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>>37308098
Now that I think about it, the choices are more like
>fuck her, gratify self but risk feeling bad
>date her, feel bored and awkward
>drop her, have to wonder what could have happened if I hadn't and possibly feel bad
Logically choice #1 is the best one (for me ) if my conscience can take it, right? It has the best risk/reward ratio

t: samefag

>>37302458
lol du opfer

Attractive normies I get no matches whatsoever. I'm fit and a white male but have an ugly face. Never ever gotten a match on tinder from a real girl or on hot or not or okcupid.

>>37308413

Just realize its squeezing blood from a rock. I am handsome enough to get matches but maybe 1 in 20 will actually meet. The rest are just attention whoring or seeing what they "could" get.

>>37302308
>I need constant attention.
I could tell that just by her eyebrows.

the top two girls are the same person wow

WEE WOO WEE WOO
THIS IS THE NORMIE DETECTION SQUAD, EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD PLEASE GET OFF MY BOARD! REPEAT EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD GET OFF MY BOARD

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>>37308980
You aren't getting me alive!
*tschup tschup tschup*

>>37308971
Welcome to tinder. 90% of users are stacies, 5% are alt-stacies and the remaining 5% are bots, catfishers, advertisements and beta-/omega-females who'll still get tons of matches

>>37302426
That doesn't make it okay. This board used to mean something. This isn't your normie dumping ground

>>37309347
Are failed normalfags allowed to dump their stuff here? I only come here with normalslime stuff when I need advice

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How does everyone here get matched up with so many black girls?

>>37310103
>majority of 4chan users are from USA or large countries in yurop
>those countries have a lot of black people

>>37309625
Please leave. You are one of the biggest issues facing this board. No one wants you here.

>every girl wants to go on a (((date)))
>every girl wants a (((relationship))) and not fwb
>every girl wants the wine and dine

I just can't be fucking bothered, plus it cost me shekkels. Why isn't she spending her Shekkels on me ?

Rigged shit

>>37310760
am I atleast allowed to come here for the robot-like issues I face?

>>37302308
Is this a Tinder thread?

>>37303428
make her your practice GF
you'll be her practice BF
learn what you can from each other, and be prepared to part ways somewhere down the line.

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Anon, I don't have any messages.
I don't talk to people.

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Note these conversations are all 7+days old
I should stop swiping on some uggos

>>37311311
She's probably got better guys going after her. When I was on a date with her I saw her phone on the table beep and a message from some guy appear on the lock screen. Also when I tried to probe about a possibility of a second date she said something about her personal life being complicated.

>>37311379
Charge you phone, like seriously

How long has everyone had tinder for?

>>37311471
I've had it for around 7 months, but I've actively used it for 3 months

>>37303040
Tinder is great for increasing STD rates in a society too!

>>37307776
>Can't beat em
>join em
Weak.

>>37310242
The transatlantic slave trade was a mistake.

>>37310851
This is how dating works. Women want attention and men want sex. Woman want to extract as much attention as she can from the man. The man wants have sex as fast as possible with the woman.

Top-tier women can get amazing dates without having sex with the man. Top-tier men can have sex as little in as only 1 date.

Dating is a battle between the man and woman.

>>37311919
In many ways it was
>america is full of black people
>white people can't feel happy about their race, but other races can
>africa is doing bad

>>37310103
black girls are considered the most unattractive according to dating site statistics so I'd imagine desperation makes them try to match with as many people as possible