Today's Assignment

i want t date absolutely no1

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>>37297730
Wha- How did they know?

>>37297803
Stop being such a fatass holy shit dude

>>37297854
I ate under 3500 calories today so at least I've made an improvement

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>went with the choices that I would probably actually do if I ever got a date

I feel that this was either unreasonable, or dating is on a whole other level for me.

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>>37297951
>using the bathroom the moment you arrive at your dates house

How stupid can you be? It's like you're a total novice at dating???

>>37298135
Except I didn't. I calculated at least 10 minutes between my arrival and then. Why not use the bathroom before leaving the house? Fucking dumb petty shit.

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Doing okay so far. She looks pretty weird

I discovered my sexuality to that cgi woman over a decade ago. Something awakened in my pubescent loins when I first picked out two shirts with no pants for her at the clothes store.

>>37298307
okay I won. That was easy

Took me about 8 tries but I finally did it

The most embarrassing thing is that it took me 4 tries even after I figured out how to get her naked on the beach. I just cannot close the deal

Anymore like this? That was fun

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>>37298686
>I finally did it
> just cannot close the deal

Yo haven't fucked her so the assignment isn't complete.

>picking what I would actually do
>it doesn't work
How do they know I'm that fucking pathetic

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THERE WAS ONCE A MAN FROM NANTUCKET

WHOSE COCK WAS SO LONG HE COULD SUCK IT

HE SAID WITH WITH A GRIN

AS HE WIPED OFF HIS CHIN

IF MY EAR WERE A CUNT I COULD FUCK IT

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SON OF A-

>>37299541
FUCKING KEK HOLY SHIT

that's a new one I haven't seen before

>>37297730
took countless tries but we did it in the hot tub

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Chad here, fucked her 3 times, whats my prize?

>>37299541
no hard feelings mate

I got to fuck her three times.
Feelsgood

She spilled sauce on her shirt and I told her to remove it and wash it off.

She actually did it, the retarded cumdumpster.

What now?

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>>37299610
forgot image

dental francisco

>>37299625
take off your shirt as well? I don't fucking know man, this shit is too much stress.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUU-

aralillo shoes

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>>37299667
>girl spills something on shirt and removes it to wash it
>robot panics and takes his shirt off too

holy shit just stop playing right now dude hahahahahahah

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>>37299749
Fuck you stupid chad nigger, leave my board now!

YES! NOW SHE POSE TOPLESS IN PUBLIC PARK

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>>37299876
FUCK SHE END DATE

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I think this is the night!

>>37299919
Oh shit

Keep us updated

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why is life so hard and full of choices?

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>>37299541
>accidentally walk into strip club
>see $500 sign
>"I could cash this hoe for $500"
>bitch doesn't do what she's told
>picks deadass Soldier 76 looking motherfucker he met in a strip club over me
Bitch if you can't even dance for $500 you ain't worth shit.

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>>37299954
after waking her up

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>>37300002
after letting her sleep, fucking beta character, no rape option

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Is there an option where I dump her?

>>37297730
took five minutes if only real girls were like this

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>>37300027
Nice try, but you wouldn't have the balls to rape a drunk bitch.

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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS CUNT

>>37300115
garlicfags BTFO

just got 10/10 fucked and spent the night

why cant this be real life?

I tried so many times.

This is impossible

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When you gotta go, you gotta go.

originalo

>>37300450
Fucking lol, go back to >>>/r9k/ you fucking virgin

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>>37300450
I cant do this forever.

But I must make Descartes proud

>>37300502
but this is r9k f a m p a i

>>37297730
Jesus Christ this bitch is NOT afraid to say no to everything. Dennis Reynolds lied to me.

>>37297730
wtf this is impossible ive literally been playing this for like an hour

It's been like an hour and I've seen her tits twice but I haven't gotten close to banging.

>>37297730
god this slut is difficult af. i wish there was an option to gag her and rape her tight butt with a cucumber. she's not fucking worth it anyway, she's a 5 at best

>>37297730
Finally fucking did it. The secret is not going out and getting her liquored up over time.

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i am now a chad.