ideal gf thread

>it's a pussy worship thread that doesn't even try to be funny
stop it

File: OC.png (23KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 800x600px

>>37290932
asdf originality

>>37290932
What's the point of these threads? Do you guys enjoy suffering thinking about the things you can't have?

File: 1495749080235.png (20KB, 837x446px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 837x446px

Gods grant me one of these, but even more clingier and insane.

File: 1495582460553.png (7KB, 330x324px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 330x324px

template for you negros

>>37290970
Think of it like an emotional laxative; it's cathartic

>>37290932

This was cute the first couple of times, but you're really running this into the fucking ground.

>>37290975
Did she ever post scars?

I enjoy watching anons post their ideals

File: IMG_0279.png (16KB, 483x245px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 483x245px

:( I really wish she was real. Just a sweet girl who I can mutually enjoy my hobbies with. I don't want a worshipper, I just want someone who will mutually care about me...

File: 1495746896182.jpg (5KB, 262x263px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 262x263px

>>37290961
>i fucking suck at this game
>SS+ rank PERFECTION

good lord that's hilarious

>>37290932

That font makes me actually want to gouge my eyes out with a spoon

File: obsessivegothgf.png (39KB, 1488x695px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 1488x695px

Here's mine.


I want a punk/goth qt who'll be yandere for me.

>>37291223
they're called introverts anon

File: 1490697032334.png (20KB, 756x458px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 756x458px

Pls give me pls pls

File: shygf.png (15KB, 770x462px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 770x462px

ideal shy gf

Comment for last bread that I missed.

>>37267425
This is kinda me minus the beating part. I consider myself pretty /cyb/. I noticed you lived in Europe though and don't want any long distance stuff which is fine but it'd be cool to just talk and shit and make friends. Do you like Unix? Looks like it.

File: overactive bladder gf.png (40KB, 800x475px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 800x475px

Repost.

Again, could probably fill an entire notebook with more important things I'd want in a girl, but this would be extra special.

File: ideal.png (150KB, 1112x849px) Image search: [Google]

150KB, 1112x849px

Repost of repost.

File: ideal gf.png (5KB, 363x380px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 363x380px

that's pretty much it

>simplicity bl00x

File: 1495720609821.png (57KB, 714x486px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 714x486px

god forgive me for my lust but It'd be great if she was thick 2

File: imafaggot.png (45KB, 858x618px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 858x618px

i saw some people doing themselves so here's my interpretation of myself

i know i'm a faggot

tfw no one's ideal gf

>>37291996
You seem cute enough anon

>>37291996
Are you a girl (female) or a trap?

Give an example of an album you'd recommend.

>all these "ideal girlfriends" who have music and film tastes down the exact album/song or director/ film as the OP


It's obvious you guys have never had a GF. However I'm not here to make fun of you for that. Just wanted to say that you better lower your expectations because the probability find a girl who has the exact same music/movies taste that you do gets exponentially lower as soon as it's a little bit niche. The best you can hope for is that you both enjoy some stupid normie_dance_mix.mp4. A girl who likes Fugazi? Who likes obscure metal band? Hahahaha no, that will never happen.

The upside is that part of a relationship is the fun in showing each other the things you enjoy. She shows you music she likes, you show her music you like.
>>37290932
Basically OP you will never find a gf who knows who Henry Rollins is. Sorry dude. Trust me I know, I've been there The only grills who "know" who that is are posers who hang out on the fringes of local music scenes. Basically when you go to a local show and there's girls and guys decked out in the latest hip street fashion pieces, typically they will be very loud and attention-seeking. These girls (and guys) are fake as shit and don't even actually like punk music, they just pretend they listen to and enjoy those artists for the hipster cred.

I SHALL MAKE AN IMAGE ONE DAY

>White
>Blue or green eyes
>Thicc butt/hips/thighs
>Good sense of humour, can keep a joke going
>Knows her maymays, both new and ancient
>Easygoing, not that amibitious
>Nice but can give/take bantz
>No major mental issues
>Emotionally available
>Doesn't drink much or do drugs
>Enthusiastic about some things, generally optimistic
>Virgin
>Indoorsy
>Plays Nintendo vidya
>Enjoys 50's/60's music or at least likes hearing me talk about it
>Takes some initiative in conversation, asks what I'm up to, etc.
>Either likes fat dudes or will push me to lose weight

>>37291996
If you're an actual girl you're like 9/10 close to my ideal
Is that close enough for a (You)?

>>37291996
How fat are you, faggot?

>>37292067
Do you know the meaning of "IDEAL"?

>>37290932
Is this your DeviantArt OC bro? It's awful.

>>37291996
>I'm so much smarter than these normies (I pronounced that right didn't I? gotta make sure I fit in)
>I'm a special snowflake
>I'm fat but I'll draw the avatar representing me as normal/thin
You sound insufferable

File: IMG_6105.png (51KB, 833x600px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 833x600px

Made one of m'self. Bonus DLC phrases:

>I know you hate this meme so I bought you a mug covered in pictures of it
>LOOK AT THAT DOGGO
>Thank you for not ghosting me yet

File: Saiyajin gf.jpg (59KB, 510x335px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 510x335px

I want a space monkey gf

>>37292107
I do, but it doesn't make these threads any less stupid

>ITT post the most unrealistic daydream you have ever had. it can't be anything even close to reality

That's all well and good but half of the motherfuckers in this thread hold at least a candle if not a roaring flame of hope that their elaborate fantasy tulpa gf will Misaki themselves into their lives eventually

I shouldn't even come in these threads, I know. But seeing willing self-deception triggers me and my autism compels me to post. Sorry dude.

>>37292240
We aren't holding out for this, I fully expect the obese single mom who will settle for me in 20 years to have shitty music taste and whatnot.

>>37292331
>no pic

Top kekuuu

File: ideal_cunt.png (77KB, 750x649px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 750x649px

>>37292083
Here you go you lazy cunt.
Making this image really helped me to fully comprehend exactly how shit your ideal is, faggot.

>>37292063
i'm a female (female)
and it depends on what you already listen to, artists and genres

>>37292093
sure i'll hand you a (you)

>>37292098
fat enough where I hate myself but other people don't think i'm fat

>>37292156
didn't say the word normie anywhere.
i already know i'm insufferable

>>37292522
oh wait i did say normie kek
i'm not a genius but i think i'm somewhat smart
let me have one thing to be proud of

>>37292522
>sure i'll hand you a (you)
is that (you) enough for an email
[email protected]

File: 1495007768794.jpg (57KB, 723x350px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 723x350px

kill me originamalam

File: 1495751711698.jpg (27KB, 720x348px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 720x348px

>>37292578
kill me originamalam 2: electric boogaloo

File: 1495413999148.png (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

>>37291281
I think we'll be left dreaming on this one.
If only gfs like that existed...

>>37292353
Maybe you aren't, but a lot of the KHHV NEETS certainly are. They have never had a relationship before so they have wildly unrealistic expectations of what having a gf is like.

I remember when I had my first gf I was astonished at how different it was then I had pictured in my head and what I had seen of relationships in my Japanese animus. It was much more boring and pedestrian than I had thought it would be.

> I fully expect the obese single mom who will settle for me in 20 years to have shitty music taste and whatnot.

Come on man, just cause you can't get your ideal gf doesn't mean you have to have the worst of the worst. You can do better than this. I believe in you.

File: motivational gf.png (56KB, 906x644px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 906x644px

I just want a qt gf who always tries to make me feel better.

File: 1495690997930.png (42KB, 900x700px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 900x700px

Some OC I made for the last thread.

>>37292578
>>37292594
Do you have actually have a sister irl? Bigger sister or younger sister, doesn't matter.

Part 1:

Mine is either a redhead or a brunette, with (relatively big) natural firm breasts. She is thin, but not unhealthy thin. Her ass is well shaped and not flat, but is in no way big. She has a great smile and is relatively short (5'0'' to 5'4''). Basically Hailey Leigh, but with a bit bigger breasts. I also really like Emilia Clarke except her breasts.

She is smart (and I mean really really smart), with a good sense of humor, quick witted, not afraid to say what she thinks, with strong opinions, but also open-minded. Obviously, she is not racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. Also obviously, she is not a 911 truther, a flat earther, a climate change denier, etc.

She is nerdy. Likes science, math, etc. Also she likes sci-fi and fantasy. She doesn't like stupid American comedies or romcoms (anything with Adam Sandler, How to be Single, Ghost Busters 2, etc.).

She is bisexual. And (this sound cringy) I am the only man she is attracted to. Her taste in women is similar to mine. She is a nymphomaniac and she always wants to try new things. She is really kinky.

She is into BDSM. She is typically the dominant one and I am the submissive one. But sometimes we switch. She is really into tease and denial (on both ends). She likes teasing me for hours and then denying me and locking me into chastity. She enjoys pegging me with a strap-on and on rare occasions mild CBT is fine. She also likes being teased and denied when I dominate her.

>>37292777

Part 2:

Sometimes we both tease each other, but are both locked in chastity and have each other's keys. We both know that whoever gets released first is going to keep the other one locked for a while longer and tease them a lot during that time. So it is basically a competition who can last the longest and we both try to turn each other on as much as possible to make the other surrender.

Of course we don't just tease and deny each other, sometimes (although relatively rarely) we just have vanilla sex.

Not that rarely we have threesomes with some other girl. Sometimes when I am chastity she just makes me watch as she makes out with the other girl to turn me on and tease me. However, if my girlfriend is also locked in chastity, this can backfire and turn her on even more than it does me. Neither one of us ever has sex with another girl without the other one participating. Of course, one of us might be in chastity at the time and not get any pleasure.

However, my girlfriend only loves me, she doesn't love any of the girls we have threesomes with, she is just sexually attracted to them. Same goes for me.

Neither one of us wants to humiliate, insult or degrade the other one and neither one of us want to be humiliated, insulted or degraded.

File: Idealgfoc.png (96KB, 1200x650px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 1200x650px

True and original oc.

I'm a little autistic and have wanted a botanist gf since 13.

File: gf.png (70KB, 1349x829px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 1349x829px

>you will never steal the cosmic egg from krishna
it hurts to live

File: 1425061216460.jpg (327KB, 820x615px) Image search: [Google]

327KB, 820x615px

>>37292997
>ugh, so tired of *record scratch*

>>37292362
But that isn't formatted as things she would say. Thanks though.

Sweet, brown hair, shy, dresses on the modest side, lives in my country, likes to cuddle, can suppress her gag reflex

>>37290975
I'd be really nice to her, but then she wouldn't like me

>>37292083
>Knows her maymays, both new and ancient
Is this the truth robots? Ideally you want someone who understands your humor, but to do that fully they'd probably have to have some experience with this Indonesian basket weaving forum.
There are some implications that come with that, and I'm not sure they're positive usually. So is that part of your ideal gf not actually required?

>>37293292
If a girl is not from r9k, or weird enough to be on r9k they're not for me. I don't want to hide my weirdness or pol memes or shitposts that happen anywhere on 4chan. I want her to be as weird as I am.

>>37293292
I want a femanon gf, yes.

>>37293275
Does being nice make them not like you??
;-; I couldn't ever be rude to my gf, unless she specifically asked for it. And I'd ask her everytime if I went too far.
>tfw too nice to be a jerk

>>37290975
We could have girls like this if men had more self respect, but there's a raft of oblivious creepy betas who will orbit girls like this and give them overblown self esteem.

>>37293333
Is it possible for there to be femanons without big social anxieties? Thinking if I've thrown away an opportunity blocking one the other day, who was literally my ideal gf, but I could tell was going to require me to carry all the work of every conversation

File: gf.png (45KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 640x480px

give me an alt gf now

File: the ideal.png (33KB, 939x546px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 939x546px

>tfw you will never have a tsundere copropheliac slave gf.

it hurts to live sometimes, my dudes.

>>37292067
you sound like the type of tryhard nigga that gets rejected by that type of girl lmao... that or you are delusional and bitter as fuck.

File: some gf.jpg (141KB, 989x404px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 989x404px

had no image in mind when I started it but she sorta developed

File: 1495551855787.png (12KB, 700x450px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 700x450px

>>37292578
>>37292594
this is the sister post to both of your ideal gfs
wagecuck sugarmomma gfs are hard to come by; usually they're too angry to do anything after work

>>37293409
By now I'm used to initiating and carrying the conversation most of the time.

>>37292522
Where you from? Oriririginal

File: no.png (36KB, 642x319px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 642x319px

imokaywiththis.
not very original.

File: me.png (29KB, 1068x862px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 1068x862px

reposting mee, thread died while i was asleep

>almost 30
>never even held hands
>h-heh

>>37294602
your forgot
>doesn't reply

>>37294628
here's a reply! can't we get along?

>>37294361
bones is great. hope you find your qt

>>37294664
>can't we get along?
over discord?

>>37291400
>tfw I had this but with poop

File: gee eff.jpg (36KB, 700x500px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 700x500px

l want this gf

>>37294699
>got muted
sure! what's your username?

>>37294771
[email protected]
can you send yours to my throwaway?

File: hells_kitchen_idiot_sandwich.png (585KB, 718x802px) Image search: [Google]

585KB, 718x802px

>>37294602
Tfw no cardgame gf

>>37295325
emailed

>>37295332
i can be your cardgame buddy until you find her, anon.

File: 1461999214878.gif (247KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 250x250px

Stop drawing them with pigeon toe

STOP DRAWING THEM WITH PIGEON TOE

>>37295392
>dat immediate friendzone

>>37295392
How can you be my card game buddy if we can't play card games

>>37294751

Wait, a gf? Or an ideal-gf picture with that subject?

>>37292067
Black Flag is literally the Lady Gaga of Hardcore and plenty of girls know who Henry Rollins is. The rare thing is finding a girl with an interest in Punk that goes beyond Black Flag, Minor Threat, and Bad Brains. Also Henry Rollins is the most "tfw to in tell of gents" person alive and someone who looks up to him shouldn't be trusted.

>>37292848
i am a botanist but i am a boy and not gay you faggot. botany is great you should try botany. i would also like botany gf

>>37292067
I'm happy with one that like pop-punk, even though I'm not that big of a fan of it I can tolerate it.

>>37291996
>why is everyone fake
Just like you are.

>>37295450
i didn't want to assume.

>>37295472
maybe some virtual ones? the offer still stands if you think of anything down the line.

>>37295627
what are your thoughts on rudimentary peni and crass? it's been a while, but the clash's first album is still one of my favorite go-tos.

>>37295765
The only virtual card games I play are Shadowverse and Eternal. Might start Gwent though. Do you play those?

>>37295827
You can play virtual Magic and pretty much every other TCG out there.

File: LAjulOl.jpg (91KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 640x640px

>>37291996
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>mfw thinking about you hurting

>>37292578
sister fetish is for people without siblings

File: gamerautistbf.png (22KB, 593x420px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 593x420px

I'm atleast someone's ideal bf right?
>tfw no clingy obsessive gf

>>37291996
>let's just stay inside
>I hate being around people

Please be mine

>>37295981
Future spouse murderer.

>>37292522
FUCK OFF YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING ATTENTION WHORE FUCK

THIS PLACE ISN'T FOR YOU

GO OUT AND FUCK CHAD AND TYRONE ALREADY STOP TRYING TO SOAK UP MORE ATTENTION YOU FUCKING CUNT

>>37291996
Please be my insecure qt gf

>>37295853
I'm aware, but I don't really like how virtual tcg clients play

File: tfw no alzheimers gf.png (28KB, 1000x799px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 1000x799px

ask someone with alzheimers anything

>>37295981
Stop posting you pathetic piece of shit. Holy hell.

>>37296209
No. Better get used to me until I find a gf.

>>37296222
You're too pathetic even for a gf (male)

>>37296315
Better get used to seeing me then. I'm not going to stop.

>>37292083
This is me but you'd have to lose that weight for real and I have issues (that don't affect other people though just myself ;_; )

File: serialkillerneetgf.png (204KB, 3067x2050px) Image search: [Google]

204KB, 3067x2050px

>>37290932
first time making one of these. rate?

>>37296446
If you're a girl please god reply
not him but thin anon here

File: image.jpg (171KB, 1097x613px) Image search: [Google]

171KB, 1097x613px

>>37291303
No lie, my gf is like this.
Plays board games, constantly wants to do cute date things together, and appreciates our relationship. Only thing is her squat form blows.

>>37291444

>if I have to say it

anon, why is this something you want a woman to say?

>>37296448
10/10

File: platespin.gif (2MB, 265x303px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 265x303px

>>37294602
Please be my mtg gf.

>>37296532
I made that image. You're a lucky man anon, pls teach her proper form

>>37296446
what kind of issues do you have exactly?

File: ideal-gf.png (1MB, 770x462px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 770x462px

the specfiic references aren't important so much as that kind of attitude and thought process

also I'm fine with rightists (and rightists are generally fine with me) but I thought the cute ancom dress was too good to pass up

>>37290961
I've had/have one of these. mid process of dumping her, as she is fucking tearing me apart and this is not at all what I signed up for. They will manipulate you like shit man, don't fall for it.

>>37295827
i've been thinking about picking up shadowverse, thoughts on it?

>>37296565
depends on your format, deck, and how much butt you can kick! kidding, i'm just happy to bond over mtg.

File: purge.gif (66KB, 223x199px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 223x199px

>>37293345
sickness

File: shonky_business.png (32KB, 211x208px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 211x208px

>TFW I've grown so numb from loneliness that I don't even know what I want in a woman and can't comprehend having any positive female attention that I don't have to pay for in cash

>>37292594
>>37293894
As I said before, if I had a genie, I'd wish for him to combine these two women into one and add a willingless to change a grown man's diapers. I don't need anything else for the perfect woman.

>>37297264
It's currently in a good place with the meta and gives tons of cards to players starting out

Also, anime tiddies

>>37294602
Okay, but do you actually pass as female?

>>37292594
Why can't I stop reading momcon doujins? I need to see a therapist.

>>37290961
I think maybe my gf and I are borderline and it makes me sad :(

File: Idealgf.jpg (300KB, 900x600px) Image search: [Google]

300KB, 900x600px

Posted this one in the last thread.

Really, I'd be fine with any girl that's uni age and not a nigger(would settle for a quad/octaroon maybe).

>>37297676
C-can you link me to some good ones, anon?

>>37296446
I'm (very) slowly losing it. The hardest part is not eating after dinner.

Also what >>37296726 asked

>>37297602
neat, maybe i'll give it a try. wanna be friends with a total noob?

>>37297664
medical records indicate i was apparently born one. fite me, i'll show you my girliest slaps!

File: Thai GF.jpg (60KB, 799x558px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 799x558px

post superior gf.

>>37297806
Ok we're original friends now

File: Agreed+but+i+perfer+opal+_4547a3b5afd346c26530dbb34fbbf528.png (33KB, 176x194px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 176x194px

>>37291444
a girl as robotic as me? sign me up!
also nice roll

File: postleft.jpg (72KB, 903x678px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 903x678px

>>37296862
>ancom gf
Shit taste, lad

>>37291444
repost also: can we be book friends?

i emailed the anon from the other thread.

File: images (1).jpg (6KB, 194x208px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 194x208px

>>37292594
m o m m y g f i s l i f e

>>37298153
I spend a lot of time in post-left anarchist thought myself but there's no cute PLA flag

also I now think you're cool even if ur that postleft gf is wrong about everything

File: thinking-face.png (53KB, 256x256px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 256x256px

>>37292594
HOW DO I GET A THICC MOMMY GF?!?!?!?

PLS ANSWER

>>37291996
>Maybe a lesbian
Disgusting

File: ideal gf.png (15KB, 494x336px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 494x336px

>>37290932
i worked rly hard on this pls respawn

File: zzzzz.png (28KB, 949x527px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 949x527px

OC
Why can't they just invent gender swapping cloning technology

File: greaserbf.png (20KB, 816x460px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 816x460px

I got bored so I whipped this up
>tfw no greaser bf

>>37290975
Dude this legitimately made me sad.

File: 1482093906655.jpg (31KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 600x600px

>>37290932
>scramz band
>scramz
>s c r a m z
>s ((((c)))) r a m z

>>37298340
Sounds like me except the $500 on video games.

>>37299008
you're not like me but ok

>>37294753
fuck anon so do I

I'm so ashamed I don't want to want to hurt anyone but goddamn would it feel good

File: 14623397513.jpg (83KB, 907x588px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 907x588px

this is all I wan't from life

original comment

File: camel.png (12KB, 533x413px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 533x413px

>>37290932
ana halte halte

>>37292067
my girlfriend likes Fugazi
she goes to concerts because she likes the music, the absolute madwoman

>>37291281
>I've hurt people, but I'd never hurt you.
RED
FUCKING
FLAG

>>37291223
Sorry anon, this is my gf

File: 1495338154082.gif (869KB, 678x422px) Image search: [Google]

869KB, 678x422px

>>37297806
How to be friends?

File: yanderebf.jpg (99KB, 1006x586px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 1006x586px

Why does /r9k/ love fat women?

>>37300176
I don't
original comment

>>37300176
Why do you only love chads?

>>37300176
Why are American women such disgusting nation traitors

>>37300176
>Why does /r9k/ love fat women?
A lot of hypocrisy for a bunch of misogynists!

>>37300176
One of the key propaganda indoctrination points is the thicc meme, just like traps and becoming a neet

>>37295981
at least change your pic so i don't have to cringe every time i see it

File: 1495832431093.png (23KB, 419x404px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 419x404px

Forgot to add, either doesn't care much about money or if she does care; pursues that on her own and doesn't expect me to pull in a lot of money. Also in the top 20% for intelligence and not just book-smart but like quick to understand new things.

>>37292594
>tfw no thicc mommy yandere gf

File: My Ideal GF.jpg (43KB, 770x462px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 770x462px

A little clingier than I put in here

File: 1494969268633.png (21KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 500x500px

>tfw no rapeable friends
>tfw no friends

>>37290932
>rollins
shit taste, both music and gf-wise, kill yourself

>>37290961
if that's your ideal gf, kill yourself too

File: 1495738878486.png (19KB, 1000x600px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 1000x600px

someone posted this yesterday and I liked it

File: ideal.png (82KB, 768x480px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 768x480px

tell me she's real

>>37293323
>I want her to be as weird as I am.
good luck with that

File: 1495606768713.png (19KB, 544x421px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 544x421px

Perfection right here. If only she was real.

Why even live???

>>37290975
perfect
10/10

File: bf.png (20KB, 744x534px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 744x534px

where are u doll

>>37290932
I've always had a thing for punk/goth/scene/emo girls.
but that's just one of those things that will never get since all they wan't is Chad

>>37305067
That reads like an autistic "plays too much eu4" bf

File: English_countryside_at_its_best_-_geograph.org_.uk_-_1394983.jpg (80KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 640x480px

>>37300300
>slightly less fat
>slightly less porn addicted
>lower standards appearance wise
>more likely to be sincere considering logistic difficulties
>less bro-tier
>intact
>cute accents
>basically same exact culture but better
>comfy green country to move to

>>37305252
Kill yourself nation traitor. You're just as bad as nigger lovers

>>37298730
Hey redditor, enjoying 4chan?

I just want a really fat fembot, is that too much to ask?

>>37305290
t. "white" American

File: 1429745700273.jpg (27KB, 229x377px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 229x377px

>>37305369
Who could be behind this high quality post I wonder

File: zimmerman29n-1-web.jpg (38KB, 750x938px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 750x938px

>>37305399
>implying he wouldn't be considered "white" in America.

>>37292704
i made both of those and yes i do. i didn't model big sister gf off of my real big sister, in terms of appearance or anything. but i did draw a bit from her personality

File: clingyinsecuregf.png (17KB, 571x410px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 571x410px

So what now?

Original gf

>>37291996
>doing yourself

i-is this allowed?

>>37303542
wow this is actually really good taste. she's cuute

>>37291620
pretty much every ideal gf anon.

File: 1456543102336.png (20KB, 518x386px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 518x386px

this shit is really pathetic

File: transbian.png (26KB, 1027x721px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 1027x721px

It's all I've ever wanted

File: ideal gf.png (11KB, 859x516px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 859x516px

It's hard to find one like this

>>37300176
>tfw the only part of this that doesnt apply to me is that i dont do drugs or smoke

File: 1495832431093.png (36KB, 746x514px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 746x514px

did myself cause I couldn't think of an ideal bf/gf and because I've finally become too apathetic to care that I've reached rock bottom

>>37293504
Upboated, scat's a pretty good fetish my man.

>>37305990
EUROPE PLEASE
What vidya do you play?

File: whats-going-on.png (80KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 800x800px

>can i touch your abs again?
MY SIDES!

>>37305990
please be my gf

you probably will say no but i might as well try

>>37296448
>daily hour outside
For me that would be an unusually lengthy amount of time.

>>37296448
>you're just another piece of meat to me

dropped


i want a serial killer waifu who loves me

File: Drawing.png (76KB, 1141x580px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 1141x580px

I'm not homo, so I made this.
<3

File: 2017-05-27 12_51_34-Scorpius · Steam Calculator · 76561198005979999 · Steam Database.png (137KB, 1258x201px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 1258x201px

>>37299008
>>37298340
Plebeians everywhere.

Holy fuck, I'm a neet so this is actually a lot of money I've spent

File: idgf.png (14KB, 576x310px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 576x310px

>no early 2000s nostalgia gf to overcompensate for a youth spent indoors with by being noisy and riding motorcycles, at least until someone tells us to stop

>>37292656
That is very sweet anon, I hope you find her!

>>37306049
SAmerica, unfortunately. I don't play a lot of videogames because I'm poor, but I've been getting into first person rpgs lately, I'm open to playing anything really (but I am very very bad)

>>37305527
not sure if I should thank you because you complimented me or hate myself because r9k told me I have good taste (not a personal insult to you but come on, see the rest of the creepy ass anons in this thread)

File: gore-lor.jpg (45KB, 610x815px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 610x815px

>>37292777
>>37292827
This is exactly why you don't have a girlfriend yet. You're setting your expectations much too high.

File: 20170527_142245.jpg (1MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3264x1836px

An ideal gf would clean my shorts


>pic related

no fap makes most women look attractive to me.

philosophy gf has a place in my heart

the desire to conquer the feminist talking head gf makes me feel feels

the higher value the girl the more attraction is there, that's the dance, i've practically given up entirely on being valuable to the fairer sex

File: 20170527_142557.jpg (1MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3264x1836px

>tfw no gf to wash my clothes

>>37306946
>tfw no cloth that fit over your fat

>>37299158
B-b-but I've spent $350 on nail polish...

File: herrrrrr.png (45KB, 913x630px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 913x630px

>>37290932
based on irl oneitis

File: 1492421157331.png (85KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 800x600px

I have some very specific fantasies, ok?

>>37307048
Hit me hard. So many cute things a girl can do.
And I'll never have any of them.
>tfw no petplay gf

>>37306963
I was fit 2 years ago, depression fucks you up, I'm still huge tho

>>37307080
this is super cute
and sad
but super cute also

File: 1495603519337.png (50KB, 1000x630px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 1000x630px

postan this one again, thinking of adding stuff to it.

>>37307083
i need cute, damaged, petplay gf in my life

>>37307080
breddy gud, as far as fantasies go

>>37292578
>>37295924
i have a sister, she's adored by my family while i'm the one they'd rather forget

i hate her beyond imagination. she's insufferable.

but i also have a huge sister fetish. i find it so cute, big or little. not for irl sister, she's nothing but detestable.

its weird.

>>37300176
>urban exploring
I hate white people.

>>37301953
That's my ideal gf not yours fuck off cunt. >>37291339

>>37290961
thats me!

but im a boi

>>37305990
not bad, not bad
>t. artfag who can critique art
also
>implying robots won't trip over one another for a crack at you

>>37305316
that depends, maybe, are you fat?

>>37305793
hi there, welcome to your first day on /r9k/, please enjoy your stay!

>>37307362
I hate you

Ravioli

>>37307571
Hey I was just joking, no need to get personal, that really hurt my feelings.

File: sheepgf.jpg (124KB, 960x640px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 960x640px

I'm no longer interested in 3D.
fml

>>37291303
Damn dude. This is the top tier. Especially a fan of
>I washed and ironed your uniform and suit
>We should go for a hike tomorrow
>Can we play some boardgames?

>>37307650
>Oh wow, you really know what you're doing. You must be from New Zealand, or Adelaide.
KEK

File: 1494701638760.jpg (22KB, 317x267px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 317x267px

>>37307650
>you really know what you're doing. You must be from New Zealand, or Adelaide.

>>37291847
Ayy, that's the one I made.
You're the guy who commented on it in the previous thread, aren't you?

One day we'll get our sweet gf's, pal. One day.

>>37291281
literally mine too
ill find you and kill you in your sleep so she can only belond to me

>>37291444
would you like to talk some time?

>>37303269
>I'm glad you think my height is cute
Tall or smol?

>>37307080
This gf is one of the best gfs, or maybe my Eldritch unknown fetish is kicking in.

File: dream.jpg (169KB, 1280x1280px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 1280x1280px

Living is pain

>>37305954
Why is it so hard for girls to be like that? It's not even asking much, just for unconditional love and support.

File: 1495019422586.jpg (35KB, 484x497px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 484x497px

>>37308556
there out there my friend
I hope...

>>37308556
Biology, society and upbringing.

File: bf.png (106KB, 1355x294px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 1355x294px

all i want *SLRRRPPPP*

File: GF.jpg (175KB, 1000x800px) Image search: [Google]

175KB, 1000x800px

>>37290932

Heres my crack at this

>>37294361
holy shit i love it i love bones mannn

>>37291996
>I dont drink
>I dont smoke weed
Sounds pretty good.
>Thicc thighs
Unf
>Hates being around people
God youre totally gf material.

>>37308613
I really hope they're out there.
I'm tired of getting my heart broken, there's gotta be someone who cares about consistency and permanence.

>>37290932
GET OFF MALE THREAD REEEE ROASTIE SCUM

>>37308919
fifty grand though

>>37292848
>>37295645

I am doing a PhD in botany also, hello botanybro.

>>37307921
Sure, my email is [email protected] but we can use any contact method you want, really.

>>37296533
It'd be nice if she wasn't the type to just go about saying it frivolously. Besides, for it to be understood without being said is a good thing.

>>37298165
I am that "other anon." It's too bad the guy who first reposted this never left his contact info for you, though.

>>37292209
marriage material desu

>>37295981
>>37295981
so cute
is it you josh?

>>37310145
No I'm not him..
w-who is Josh

>>37290961
I was fuck buddies with a borderline girl
it was great until she caught feelings then essentially tried to manipulate me to keep me in her life

pretty much after she fucked another dude to try to make me jealous I cut her from my life with no regrets, she sent me a suicide note and I called the cops amd she called me crying and said I ruined her life because she was just doing it for attention.

don't fuck with borderline chicks anon. They do nothing but try to make your life about them and will never stop until it is or you completely stop talking to them, and even then they'll try to pull you back in

File: 1495293612576.png (2MB, 830x1200px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 830x1200px

>>37310191
some autist I knew that looks like you

I doubt he'd browse r9k anyway

you keep being you anon

>>37310312
Okay then.
Be gf please?

>>37310067
WELL THEN

Assuming you're being post-meta-ironic?

>>37295981

You think you're quirky and different, but you're fucking basic like the rest of us. Stop posting, please.

>>37310574
Read
>>37296222
>>37296348

Original commentary

File: DAOIwtMWAAAi4ts.jpg (31KB, 675x499px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 675x499px

reminder that escapism isnt healthy

>>37310665
I can only connect with girls from 4chan, and even then it's unlikely. IRL girls are like a different species. We have nothing in common.

File: ideal girl.png (7KB, 696x275px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 696x275px

>>37290932
Here, hopefully she has a sort of goth/dark aspect, but i dont really care

>>37300176
me except I'm not a bong

>>37293456
this sounds gr8 desu

>>37305067
nice baby tier sociopath
I will lie to you and even kill you if you get in the way of my plans.
You are not my strength you are at best my comfort.

>>37309718
I don't even know shit about botany. That's what makes it so retarded :P

>>37294361
I'm exactly like this and the guy I still like doesn't acknowledge my existence. kill me now

>>37312677
Why do femanons all get hung up on one guy and ignore the countless comparable guys who actually like them?

>>37312802
I would be open to any other guys but they don't approach me except for straight up cat callers

>>37312819
Then approach them yourself you lazy fuckhole.

>>37312869
I don't get interested in guys unless I at least know a little about them faggot

>>37312931
But if you never approach someone how will you get to know them?
Gotcha bitch.

>>37312987
I approach guys as friends yea, but I don't go up to people with the intent to fuck/date without a little basic knowledge. not that deep

>>37313006
>instant friendzoning
Good heavens how are women this dumb.

>>37313039
you're dumb as fuck. do you expect women to just want to drool on your dick without knowing your name or interests or jack shit? grow up faggot

File: need me one like this.jpg (168KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 800x600px

please someone like this please please please

>>37313397
Didn't you already post this and say it was supposed to be you.

>>37313461
no i saved this girls post and took out the part that said "it me" bc this is ideal gf

>>37313514
I'm sure you did, femanon.

File: 1494529391584.jpg (28KB, 650x600px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 650x600px

a tl;dr of this thread
>fantasing about something on the surface level just because of the connotations it has.
e.g. self harm,
>so fucking hot
Irl its either an emotional reck or a roastie attention seeking whore.
You`ll know when you end up going out with them. I learnt the hard way.

>>37306854

These aren't exactly my expectations. More like the perfect situation. I don't really expect even a fraction of that. I'd be okay with a decent looking girl that is not stupid.

I don't have a gf because I haven't tried.

File: 1495689606465.png (43KB, 781x353px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 781x353px

gf threads are cancer laced with infected feels
delet dis

>>37303269
shit anon, that grill is perfect for me 2... im sad ill will probably never have someone like her

File: gf.png (34KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 800x600px

fucking plebs
origimamolio

>>37310444
not even joking, 100% serious

>>37315103
forgot one more phrase
>my ex left me because i was too clingy

>>37299544
its me lmao

>>37312677
Do you have discord/skype?

>>37315296
Have you posted one?

>I asked, tragically an hour late

>>37315910
>Totally me, sometimes I schlick twice a week

File: comic sans.jpg (121KB, 937x689px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 937x689px

This is not an ideal, this is what I actually have

>>37316565
>Normie showoff

Other than the crying and nonstop talking that all sounds fine by me. Would rather have weird than normal.

>>37316622
I am more in love with her than I thought possible yeah.

File: ideal.png (39KB, 913x445px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 913x445px

>will probably never find her

hold me

File: 1430712815667.png (568KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]

568KB, 960x720px

>>37316637
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TOO LOW IN CONTENT

FUCK EVERYTHING ORIGINAL

File: mommynozomi.jpg (114KB, 324x200px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 324x200px

just made this.

are girls like this rare?

i dont leave home much...

>>37316989
>are girls like this rare?

Yes, women want to be treated like little girls by men who act like the dads they never had.

>>37316989

Rare?

lol, they're non existent.

>>37306298
>HEY DO YOU LIKE TO RP?
>i slooowly take off your shirrt, your bellybutton, lint errywherr

Does this make the lizard grow?

>talking to a guy I met from here
>talk for hours
>great time
>"I should talk to him again"
>don't the next day
>"I'll talk to him tomorrow"
>don't
>I just want to watch anime instead and go on /r9k/ and /pol/
>ghost him for the last like 3 days
Why is being social so awful why don't I want to I want to kill myself

I'm alone for a reason

>>37317238
He probably wants to kill himself now too.

>tfw really nice femanon seemingly ghosted me earlier this month after talking daily since the beginning of the year

>>37316861
>tfw she doesn't exist
>if she did, she'd go for a better looking boy anyway

I wish I wasn't so tall, bulky ugly. Smol guys get all the good stuff.

>>37317238
If you're okay with being alone, you're not a fembot, but a normie.

I just want a desperate gf who I can save from a lifetime of solitude and suicide and who will be eternally grateful and cling to me forever.

>>37317543
Talking to people is so hard though. How do people do it? It's just tiring...

>>37317238
>>37317564
Describe the guy you ghosted pls

>>37317564
You're just really introverted. Do you even want a bf? Or just a friend to talk to occasionally?

File: IMG_2698.jpg (42KB, 450x450px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 450x450px

>>37307650
>you must be from New Zealand

File: 1465399442871.jpg (161KB, 1890x1417px) Image search: [Google]

161KB, 1890x1417px

>>37317564
>It's just tiring...

The tiring part for me is that everyone has to be right. Everyone has something to prove when they talk to you. I don't mind disagreements, but it seems like you can't talk about a subject without it turning into either a pissing contest or a passive-aggressive "weeellll I don't quite think that's right, but ok." kind of thing. Tell me why I'm not right. Teach me something new about this subject, please. Don't be a bitch and speak just vaguely enough to stay on your high horse.

It also seems hard to find people with genuine interest in stuff.

Someone who's into engines for being mechanical marvels that they can learn about and work on, not because they want to flex on people at the auto meet.

Someone who's into nature for its complexity and depth, not because they like virtue-signalling to their followers on Instagram that they're outdoorsy

Someone who likes literature for its historical and cultural importance, not because they want to make themselves out to be deep or sophisticated

Now, I'm not saying I'm an expert in all these things who can't find anybody "on my level". I just want to talk to someone who's really on fire for what they like. Someone who I can learn from, and who can learn from me. Someone who is willing to admit they're wrong and get the real answer, or get as close as possible.

Or maybe I get tired of talking to people because I'm autistic or something.

>>37317564
by not being an introverted autist?

File: ohshitimfeelinit.jpg (4KB, 204x247px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 204x247px

>>37317531
i know this feel too well, anon

>unload trucks at home depot for a living
>tall enough to be taller than most girls
>dad bod with beard
>fetish fuel for girls with daddy issues
>probably too big to be some girl's baby boy

i just wanna be small and taken care of.

File: Ideal GF Spear girl..png (16KB, 545x308px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 545x308px

Ever since I stopped being NEET,
I haven't had time to post these more.

File: Ideal HVAC GF.png (18KB, 514x417px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 514x417px

Hmm.. I'm not very good at this but, I think I do better then those who don't make these.

File: Ideal GF bad monthly..png (13KB, 496x451px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 496x451px

Hmm..
Something endearing about a gf without really painful periods. Not in gross way but, the way they like to cuddle sometimes...

>>37316989
I spoon fed a girl once.
Hot damn that was adorable.

>>37317238
It's no big deal. Respond when you have time, at your own pace. I'm sure he'll understand.

File: Psuedo Ideal Gf.png (34KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 500x500px

Here's some OC.
It's been the story of my love life lately.

Moral of the story escorts are the way to go you're under 10/10.

>>37290961
>>37296978
>>37310300
I assume this is talking about BPD, in which tread fucking carefully. The one I dated totally destroyed my mental health before I finally grew the balls to cut off contact. The text on the right is basically dead on for sequential messages I'd receive from her. It sounds good and cute, but seriously that shit's not worth it when you're going through other stresses in life and you don't know if you're gonna accidentally trigger her "I hate you" mode.

>>37318559
>tfw no bf to comfort me during my excruciating endometriosis period cramps

File: ascension.jpg (249KB, 725x1100px) Image search: [Google]

249KB, 725x1100px

>>37305067
I'm right here but I would sacrifice you at the end of the day to achieve my dreams. What you're looking for in these people doesn't exist. I know because I hurt someone I loved long ago for my dream.

>>37305990
>tfw no low self esteem gf to help her work on her self-image and see all her potential

File: __yukine_chris_senki_zesshou_symphogear_drawn_by_hanakuso__f091cd803284f47ec9fd6472610933f8.jpg (47KB, 414x650px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 414x650px

>ideal gf
Wouldn't this thread take less effort if we all posted our waifus? It's the same thing no?

>>37313006
This is pretty normal, dw

File: 1495832431093.png (164KB, 1942x1218px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 1942x1218px

yee oregnena

File: fullsizeoutput_27e.jpg (137KB, 1023x704px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 1023x704px

>>37290932
I'm a fan of barbershop and musical theater, no tall grils I'm a manlet

>>37320464
This is a very realistic ideal gf.

Or it would be, if females were rational.

File: 1429666049033.png (158KB, 831x826px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 831x826px

>>37320618
aye, it would be anon

it would be

>>37318559
My gf has really bad period cramps and I feel bad when it happens. I wish I was with her but I don't like seeing her sad

File: template.png (23KB, 795x406px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 795x406px

>>37290932
Waiting for a game to download

>>37318110
I am the opposite of you
>5'5"
>Smaller than most girls in heels
>Great for when I want to be taken care of, but I really love being dominant
>fml

>>37294602
You sound perfect. I want a gf to play cards with and cuddle.

File: 1484109442371.jpg (105KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 640x640px

man

this thread is chock-full of people who are going to have what little is left of their souls absolutely destroyed one day

>>37320122
Good taste in geahfu

>>37320996
>implying this hasn't already happened
Nigger we are dealing with a circle on a triangle with lines and lines of text here.