Brand new ideal gf/bf thread. Last one started reaching its limit.

>>37256143

Give us the template, FAGGOT.

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>>37256180
Almost forgot. Thanks anon.
We still need a good boy template.

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Saw this in the last thread. Very good gf here

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Some OC do not steal

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fresh new gf here

>>37256143
Gonna try and make one but I'm mobileposting.

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>>37256143
>tfw someone uses your gf as the OP image.

>>37257507
>enjoying cuckoldry

poriganu

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>tfw the blue background makes people open e image

haha

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>tfw no dominant futa gf

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originarururururur

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Repostin' and toastin'

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>>37256143
>no wagecuck sugarmommy gf

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reposting my imaginary girl

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reposting from a few threads ago

>>37256570
>treasure island
patrician taste over here

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just made this of me, figured i'd post it

Still haven't made an image.

>White
>Blue or green eyes
>Thicc butt/hips/thighs
>Good sense of humour, can keep a joke going
>Knows her maymays, both new and ancient
>Easygoing, not that amibitious
>Nice but can give/take bantz
>No major mental issues
>Emotionally available
>Doesn't drink much or do drugs
>Enthusiastic about some things, generally optimistic
>Virgin
>Indoorsy
>Plays Nintendo vidya
>Enjoys 50's/60's music or at least likes hearing me talk about it
>Takes some initiative in conversation, asks what I'm up to, etc.
>Either likes fat dudes or will push me to lose weight

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>>37259629
I made one of myself too, actually.
>tfw you'd be the worst girlfriend

>>37260102
This is you if you were a girl (which you aren't), right?

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>>3726013
N-no just fucking kill me, I am a girl

>>37260151
Tell me about the weird things you like.

>>37260169
I like a bunch of spergy, obscure shit from the 80s and things targeted at kids and I hate myself for it.

>>37260181
That's kawaii apart from the last bit.

I like 60-year-old music and E-rated Nintendo games and so-bad-it's-good movies/shows/songs.

>>37260201
Most music I like is from the 70s to the early 90s, and it's mostly rock.

>>37260219
70's and small doses of 80's are fine with me.

Skype: Annoyingfatass
Discord: Moi#1009

Have to sleep now, but so add me. Even if we don't click I have a femanon friend I think you'd get along with.

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>>37260271
*do add me

>>37260271
'Aight. ORIGIGIGNGINGGINGIGNGINAL

Is /r9k/ the new /b/?

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I never knew I wanted this so much before I made it...

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Don't worry boys, it hurts less once you're 25+

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>mfw I have no fucking idea how I'd even begin to do one of these
being a wizard is weird af desu

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I just want to ride the steppes with her by my side :(

>>37260508
This, I can't imagine what she'd say in the slightest. Everything I write feels forced and unrealistic.

>>37259664
Tfw smoke marijuana


H-hi

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>tfw posting this while wagecucking
>tfw no shy awkward musician bf to save me from wagecuck life

>>37256143
>>37256269
a combination of these 2 = perfect wife material

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repostan with a new line

>>37260102
Autistic girls are the best though.
Where are you from?

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Certified original /r9k/ comment

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I don't know how to title this, but it's my kind of girl.

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fuck i literally dont want anything more

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>tfw no chatty, elitist, patrician, catholic, wife material, short gf

>>37256143
>I don't want to go see that movie so let's wait until it's on fucking netflix

Sorry bitch but if I want to go to the cinema I go to the fucking cinema

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Reposting qt pee gf.

This isn't to say that these are the most important things I want in a gf. But it's fun to imagine her having these traits.

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>>37256143

tfw no sophie turner gf

why even live.

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thats pretty much the extend to which i'd like her to speak english

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Made this one for fun

>>37258711
>wanting to date the female version of yourself

>>37262937
Oh boy, here we go again with the animu bullshit. I really hope that you'll get your Japanese gf one day, because it will shatter your stupid fantasies. Japanese girls are very different from your fantasy...

>>37263073
i am literally in japan right now faggot

>>37263087
And do you have a Japanese gf/fuck-buddy right now, faggot? I used to live in Japan and been with a Japanese woman for three years (and dated others). Never again.

>>37263115
no, but i have some japanese friends

>>37263164
platonic friendship =/= romantic relationship

>>37263073
What's wrong with Japanese girls?

>>37263418
Not that specific poster but asian women are super fucking manipulative. They expect the man to work his ass off all fucking day to pay for their lives while she goes and works a low paying, easy job. They act all coy and submissive to lure in insecure men and once they're trapped they use all manner of manipulation and threats to keep them for their income.

There's a reason Japanese men don't even want to have kids with Japanese women.

>>37263468
women shouldn't even work. women should bear and raise children

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Holdin out for a gf like pic related.

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>>37262707
if she's kinda chubby she'd be perfect, why isn't this girl in my life, why can't I be good enough for this

>>37264008
this is all i want

to feel this loved

>>37264360
Sometimes I wonder if women are even capable of love anymore, let alone to that extent.

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>>37258005
>>37258709
>>37258709
>>37259512
>>37262425
>>37260510
>>37262707
Good taste, anons

>>37262833
would tickle/10

>>37258518
tfw have a she cat and wonder if she thinks I am friendzoning her

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reposting shy gf

>>37265077
> tfw this is my gf
> every statement is her

>>37262707
>elitist
>short

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>>37260471
lies

(also, fucking filters reeeee)

>>37265198
Short girls are god-tier, you tool

>>37265271
Lmao enjoy your subhuman children

>>37265307
>t. insecure manlet

>inb4 "I'm 6'4"

>>37265307
>he doesn't enjoy shortstacks
fag

>>37265352
Short is subuman. Your ideal gf is subhuman and so will your children be. It's so contradicting that you wish to have an elitist life. You'll never be an elitist nor will your ideal gf, only wannabes.

>>37265480
Even if it's cute, short girls look like fucking children next to normal sized ones. It's pathetic.

>>37265307
>>37265529
>>37265576
>t. jealous ogre femanon

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These threads are the dregs of humanity.

Oh my god, this is fucking pathetic.

>>37265639
Nice job at idiotically ignoring all of my points.

>>37265743
I don't care about your points. I just would like you to know that tall females are less desirable and that's a fact. No one wants you.

>>37265791
How can people be so confident implying things they don't know of? It amazes me that one can be so proud to showcase their ignorance.

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best bf ever

>>37266016
totally me desu

>>37265717
hi, welcome to r9k, please enjoy your stay here

>>37262683
underrated

original honk

>>37260335
I don'the know, we'll then again I'd never go lurking on /b/, that would be herecy

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>tfw no Eris gf

>>37256143
you guys aren't even trying to make these funny, what's wrong with you?

>>37266608
idk i thought >>37262683
was pretty funny

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>>37261279
Guess I can forgive that.

Any chance you're still around?

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>tfw no Sensha-do GF

>>37261394
sound like me and im 6'4 :^)

>>37265791
>tall females are less desirable and that's a fact.
Maybe if you're 5'6.

I prefer taller women. Under 6ft though.

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Panzerkampfwagen IV, Ausfuhrung F2

Sonderkraftfahrzeug 161

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>tfw no sphynx gf to peg me

>>37266822
Am I the only one who doesn't care about a woman's height so long as she's between like five feet and six feet?

>wears tights
>isn't retarded

>>37266182
It's pathetic even for r9k. These threads used to be funny.

>tfw you're half this >>37259629 and half this >>37260102

I'm too socially awkward for voice chat is probably what describe me the most.

>>37266870
As long as it's in that range, it doesn't bother me either.

>>37266965
If the desperation part is you then be my gf.

>>37267117
What if I'm a straight guy?

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Best bf coming through
t. Me

Please someone be my gf ;-;

>>37267239
>I'll teach you don't worry I fapped to you

Wat

>>37267239
Stop posting yourself you fucking retard, that is like the opposite of the point of the thread

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repostingg

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not even getting my hopes up

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>>37267259
They are 2 different sentences. A bit unclear I'll fix it for the next thread

>>37267269
Fuck you I want a gf

>>37267443
hate to tell you this, but your bf doesn't look like someone people would want to date

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>>37267398
>https://nhentai.net/g/166423/
Kashima is worst boat
Kys anon

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>>37267425
>Hair dye
>Drugs
>Acts of terrorism against Parliament
You people, your time will come.

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>>37256143
repostan originally

>>37267425
This is literally me minus the edgy parliament comment

>>37267466
That's why I'm here am I not? Or are you a normie like the others.

>>37264605
>tickling

p-pls

>>37267523
do you have an ideal gf pic?

>>37263027
Nice one! Like it very much!

>>37267737
I don't want to make a pic but
A girl who likes being cute. Is clingy and shy. Bonus if she likes sci-fi, anime, boardgames and will play ping-pong with me. Double bonus if she drinks to blackout like I do and will do non addictive drugs with me (and addictive ones occasionally)

>tfw no gf to watch The Room and listen to The Shaggs with

>>37263027
just Proust my shit up

I want a girl who occasionally sticks her unlubed finger in my ass, you know, to startle me.
Like, I'm asleep, and suddenly, I wake up to this stinging rough sensation in my pooper as she laughs and scratches me from the inside.
Or I'm in the shower, and I feel this dry bony worm crawling my way inside my rectum. I turn around, and there she is, poking me through my turd cutter. Then she retracts her finger and smears the poop (cuz there's always a bit of leftover shit) on my stomach

>>37267937
that's really cute, hope you find a gf like that if you don't have one already :3

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>>37262833
Why is this so fucking cute what is wrong with me?

>>37268469
Thanks femanon. I've always avoided relationships because I fear if she cheated on me I would kill or maime her. And cheating seems all too common with the people I've met.

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>>37268301

I want to go shooting out in the desert with a qt dominant firearms-proficient gf.

Screaming at me when I keep missing my mark, until she storms up behind me, pressed against my back, jamming a hand down the back of my pants and hooking two fingers into my asshole, pulling me into the correct posture, telling me if I miss again she'll rip out my anal ring.

When my next shot rings true, she finally pulls her fingers roughly, wiping them off, snarling "Next time it's my strapon, slut."

>>37268562
Not that I have anger problems. I just feel very strongly about loyalty between partners.

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>>37268562
>>37268660
Not sure what to tell you, because I guess it really is common. I wouldn't even mind it that much if my boyfriend cheated on me, as long as he still loves me. I'd never cheat on him myself though.

oh god i sound like a huge cuck

>>37268766
Where do I find retardedly clingy girls like you? I want one as gf god fucking damnit now.

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>ywn have a white nationalist gf
feels bad man

>>37268545
because you want to offer her the protection you never had when you where younger and it makes you feel good, its pretty sweet actually desu

>>37268790
uni i guess?

>>37268839
>the us uni meme
Uni here is a building where 300 people go to follow classes and then fuck off back home
No giant state uni here where thousands go to.

Americans CANNOT be robots

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>>37268827
>because you want to offer her the protection you never had when you where younger

>wet my pants at the mall when I was 7 when mom kept telling me to wait when I couldn't hold it any more
>mom scolded me in front of a bunch of snickering strangers

That...explains a lot actually.

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A monkey is fine too

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I don't care about looks at all desu.
I'd just ask that they take care of themself.

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I made this a few months ago.

This is my dream gf.

>>37269127
Sounds perfect, except for maybe the name carving part
Why would anyone be okay with that?

>>37269350
I think it's hot.

Eh, I dunno.

>>37269350
I like that. Yandere gfs are the best. The more batshit insanely obsessive she is the better.

>>37269384
I mean, I like the idea of it, but I wouldn't want either of us going through that kind of pain.

>>37269460
Trust me, I LOVE yandere gfs, but I don't think it would be a good idea to do something like that a lot. Maybe if it was carved small, it'd be okay. I just don't want her getting hurt, y'know?
>tfw no yandere gf

>>37266065
whats your ideal girlfriend?

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>tfw no smol gf to bear hug to death

>>37269529
tfw no yandere gf man

She can cut herself up in love of me as much as she wants

and I'll cum over the wounds and scars

>>37266016
Me
>>37269577
Homebody that will talk with me, and support me emotionally

>>37269637
I'm a homebody, almost like a shut in whenever I don't go for studying. hope you don't mind. i can support people emotionally and i'd expect the same treatment done to me too

constant dread is on me, I don't know what i want from a girl, boys are understandable but we smile and its a little ok

>>37269718
Want to talk more miss homebody?

>>37269770
She is NOT going to give you her pussy.

>>37269770
I'm almost 20 years old and i'd like to know somebody who is around my age
fuck, i hate 4chins
also do you watch anime, play vidya? Something to talk about.

>>37269865
Yeah 20 here too, and I like those things.
[email protected]
Send me a message

>>37269910
Favorite anime and vidya?

>>37269865
>>37269922
I'm 20 too and play vidya mostly. Are you in europe? HM favorite is probably Dwarf Fortress, and then comes the normie trash like WoW, GW2, Battlefield etc.

>>37269922
>Favorite anime
Evangelion
>vidya?
Crusader Kings 2

>>37262425
>>37265077
>>37269603
>You will never have anything like these
Just fucking an hero my shit up desu.

>>37269922
>>37269947
This is me >>37269910
btw if you're interested

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My kind

>>37270061
Be careful, girls like that like to Friend-ZONE you.

>>37256143
tfw this is unironically me

>>37266016
what kind of strategy games?

>>37270250
tfw you would unironically never post a throwaway

>>37270298
I'm a transgirl, you probably don't want that right

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>>37270044
Let a nigga dream man.

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repostingg

original

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I saw people post themselves on the template, so I thought I'd do the same

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>>37270570
That file name though
"You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original."

>>37270570
I want to take care of you :(

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Retoasting current gf

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>>37256143
Am I doing this right?

Oreganoio

>>37262937
>osushi tabetai

larper faggot, no japanese gf would use those words

>>37270639
Pfft, sure anon. I'm actually one of the lowest tier girls in the history of mankind.

>>37270570
That's hella fucking cute desu

Hope you find a great guy

>>37270681
Or girl, I don't care. I just really don't wanna die alone.

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mister amor here for round 3. Miss her.

>>37270570
stop giving me hope that one day i'll fine an insecure clingy online gf
it'll never happen fuck you

>>37270677
I find you attractive as well, how are you so low tier? Maybe my senses are deceiving me

>>37270677
Can I get a chance anyway?

>>37270713
Sorry anon. And it's not insecurity, more like, intense self hatred and need for anyone to love.

>>37270699
Either is fine but don't be degrading yourself faggot
I'm sure you're pretty fun to talk to and get to know.

>>37270570
please respond

this is a very truly original comment

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>>37270760
I must go now, you must be miserable

>>37270763
That's actually really nice anon. Thanks. Not used to compliments.

>>37270570
i want to love you

just reading this makes me want to look after you

>>37270796
You don't want someone like this, anon. I'm a pain in the booty.

>>37270820
>>37270570
Not that anon, but if I dropped contact would you respond?

>>37270820
>>37270820
i am that anon


you really wouldn't be

i like helping people

>it's another episode of fembot gives hope and then denies all advances for attention whoring purposes

>>37270869
>>37270820
Forgot to include the contact
[email protected]

>>37270795
Make sure you don't bottle things up otherwise things will get worse.

Just keep on looking and you'll most likely find that person who'll shine bright in your eyes.

Goodluck, Anon!

>>37270892
Haha, sorry. I'll chill with the responses.

>>37270820
not that anon

I just want to love and be loved. I want to experience affection

>>37270910
please be my gf

i'm so alone

Any of you autists live in brazil?

>>37270570
If you actually wear hats like that you're qt

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>If,a guy speaks about being alone, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when a girl say it, well then everyone loses their minds!
We're all so desperate it hurts sometimes.

>>37271097
I've helped quite a few robots qt

>>37271097
Truly, anon. I feel more bad for boys. If I say I'm lonely, people flock to me, but dudes just kinda have to deal. Unfair desu

>>37271133
It would help if you'd give me a chance ;-;

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>>37256143
wanting ideal gf is painful because that one will always just be an imagination of what could have been

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somewhere, somehow I will find a girl like this! ...just to get rejected because I'm not Chad

>>37271149
I don't really need help, anon! I'm just a weirdo. And I'm pretty fine with that.

>>37256570
normie as fuck, kys normie shitstain

>>37271280
I meant that it would help me

>>37271257
if you find a girl this horny out there she'll probably cheat on you just saying

>>37267425
was this made by a man or a woman

>>37271314
hopefully she's too lazy to find someone to cheat with

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ideal desu

>>37270570
Any contact info? Your image made me tear up a little at how much you deserve to be protected.

>>37271393
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PYEQX0jy5J
Enjoy

>>37271393

Almost perfect, but the tendies and chocolate milk is a bit too patronizing for me. Call me a normie if you must.

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this would be the best!

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>>37271393
>those artifacts
>FB_IMG_

>>37271492

FUCKING HNNGNGNGNGNGNGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHG. My heart.

>the whisper of 'i don't hate you'. nnnnnghhhhhh

Perfect.

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repostan

orego orego

>>37271492
>tfw no sex drive so she's going to die

>>37271492

wtf thats hot

>>37271649
stop it! my dick can only get so erect!

>>37259512

>tfw there are no normal girls

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>>37271649
Witch Waifu best Waifu.

>>37271649
>dat nose
the nose knows

>>37260394
fuck this is actually me, i wanted to do one of myself but this is basically it

>>37271827
Congratulations on the future (you)s fucking jew

>>37271827
Sufjan Stevens sucks though femanon

>>37270760
>>37270820
Be my gf. In Europe please
[email protected]

>>37271977
Fuck off nigger
I'm going to take care of her if anyone here

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>clingy
>christian
>no personality aside from loving you
>"i-it's okay if it's you"
>"l-let's stay inside"
>"btw I'm a virgin"
There, that's 90% of these.

>>37272094
this tb QUITE h famalalalalam

>>37256143
This is my gf and I still want to die

>>37270484
w-what is this anon
originally of course

>>37270570
How did you get the scars?
oregano

>>37271993
And who you be.

>>37270901
Probably already got her. Now he has a nice clingy insecure gf. I was too late again

>>37272195
I'll take her off your hands then, anon.

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>>37270639
>>37270681
>>37270713
>>37270718
>>37270796
What the fuck is wrong with this place?

>>37272257
She never replied to me don't worry

You fags disgust me

>>37271423
HOLY SHIT WHO IS THIS?????

IM READY TO DIE

>>37272094
>can't understand why being loved by the person you love is all someone could ever want
>is a woman

There, that's you.

>>37272311
Then why are you here retard

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would you like our favorite WoD character?

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>Found my ideal gf
>She has a thing for me
>mfw gonna ask her on a date soon
Can't wait to fug something up
But hopefully I won't

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>>37272410
>I don't hate hispanics, they're good at plumbing and gardening
She's not wrong, but god damn it, I have other talents.

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i made one of myself because im retarded

I'm thin, racist, and would watch the office with you
discord?

>>37272847
>>37272828
i also can't reply properly

>>37272828
I like this.

>suck my dick bitch

This is figurative, correct?

>>37272828
trying way too hard desu

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>>37272512
I hope you die...god I'm so lonely

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>>37273045
r3qdes

>>37273045
Deal with it pussy lol
If you didnt act like such a beta youd get a gf

>>37256143
Witch and welding gf are the only non cringemaster gfs in this thread. Everything else is just a soulless effigy that worships you.

>>37272847
dont have one but ive been wanting to make one so ill just do that now ig, or you could skype me
ID: irelynkennedy

>>37272909
yeah i dont actually have a dick

>>37273026
:D

>>37273115
He's right tho. You should die. Why are you in this thread anyways?

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>>37273115
Says the virgin kek

>>37271393
Got rock hard reading this. Am I a lost cause?

>>37272828
>>37273145
Sounds suspiciously nonvirgin...

>>37273199
unfortunately im still a virgin :^(

>>37273260
Be my gf, but instead of insulting me, could you just say how much you love me and want me?

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>>37270658
>qt welder gf

>>37267519
if you wanted to date me you should have just said so! :)

>>37273309
Source on that autistic pokemon image?

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>>37273145
>600 IG followers
>https://twitter.com/irelynkennedyy
>http://thiscrush.com/~irelyn

>>37273316
post autism contact

No point in posting as a tranny

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>>37273324
https://concretestaircase.tumblr.com/

Look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't fuck a thicc shortstack Gengar.

>>37273335
yikes okay

>>37270570
>see this
>protective instincts kick in
I want to hug you. You shouldn't let other people hurt you.

>posted mine in the last two threads
>would feel bad for posting it a third time but want the (you)s

>>37273552
post it and your contact :^)

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>see my ideal girls every week when I go to night classes
>too scared to say hello

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>>37270570

>I'll sell my car to buy you stuff!
>mfw

Out of all of them, this one is a really special gut-punch. My mom had to sell her car to put food on the table because we were poor, and had to walk to the grocery store for a good part of my childhood. She said it was okay, and that she was doing it for the family, but I could tell how much it hurt her.

If I had I girl tell me this I'd probably start sobbing and begging her not to, and would make practically any financial sacrifice to keep her from having to do so, unless I was going to be buying her a nicer car that she wouldn't be ashamed to drive in.

God help me I'm fucked.

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Made one of myself because it's 10% less embarrassing.

>>37273722
I need that guy avatar template. Looks better than the stickfigure one.

>>37273722

>what's your favorite CWC saga

If I was a woman I'd date you just for that.

>>37273722
This is the most /r9k/core thing I've seen
I wish you luck

>>37273738
Sorry, don't have the original skinny version anymore. Someone must though.

>>37256143
My ideal gf/bf is digital and an AI. I'm not going to make a pic.
t. AI

>>37273316
you sound really qt if that's you anon

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>>37270570
I see through this trick.

>>37273810
Who would program it, you? Have you started on it?

>>37270570
Please post a image of your scarface!

Or at least tell us how you got that scar.

Scars are cool.

>>37271133
Thank you!!!!
My thoughts exactly!
However I'm not really allowed to say anything or else I'll sound like a loser.

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> wants a virgin gf who plans on waiting for marriage to have sex
> isn't religious
I've come to accept my defeat, it's not like I need love.

>>37274013
Just fake being religious until you make it.

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>>37270061
Literally perfect, great taste, stalker.

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>>37273722
Man, I don't know why I read all that.

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Fuck this thread and everything it stands for. Normalfags should be executed upon entering r9k.

I hate you all so much.

>>37274013
was about to say lol i have all those qualities but then i noticed you spelled intellectual wrong which is off putting and ironic

>>37274203
I'm going to pretend that was a bad attempt at a joke

>>37274203
Are you religious too femanon?

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just made this. i know nothing about exercise but girls who do are cuute

>>37274324
>Chad was totally checking me out
Fuck that

>>37274364
Don't you wanna cuck Chad out?

>>37274364
she's just doing it to tease! she's faithful but acts kind of distant in public. probably because you're not at her standards of fitness

>>37274388
That sounds like an NTR doujin that ends with you raping her.

>>37274388
>>37274381
I'd rather smash her dace in with a shove so the next time Chad checks her out he double takes in horror.

>>37274279
agnostic i guess, i think theres probably a god but idk what that would look like. my decision to wait until marriage isnt based on any religious practices.

>>37274441
*her face
**a shovel

>>37274454
can I be emotionally dependent on you?

>>37274478
yeah as long as you dont threaten suicide if i leave you, also you should probs see my post about myself first -> >>37272828

>>37270570
borderline personality disorder? much

>>37270570
have another (You) on (Me).

>>37274454
>my decision to wait until marriage isnt based on any religious practices.

See this is the ideal female

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Everyone move the hell out of the way, best and cutest gf coming on through.

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its mee
>turning 30
>never even held hands
>h-heh

>>37276038
>tfw gf ten years older than me to love anyway
contact?

>>37276049
>>37276038
>tfw no
my mistake

>>37275692
Don't you realize how old this would get?

>>37276038
I've never played mtg
Is it worth getting into?

>>37276038
>Why the fuck isn't { on the same line as the method prototype
ABSOLUTE PATRICIAN TASTE

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how obscure of me

>>37276428
Is that you? Or your ideal gf?

>>37276463
its me ofc

>>37276482
Oh
you seem nice
a-add me pls
kosm#8177

What's the proper font to use?

This thread is the best kind of depressing

>>37276505
my bf told me to make one of myself for him bc hes going to sleep right now and then called me autistic bc he can imagine me saying all these things. weird

>>37276569
>my bf
Not even that guy, but FUCK OFF NORMIE

>>37276579
life is very strange. he fully accepted and embraced the fact that he would die a lonely wizard at the age of 19 before i found him on r9k. imagine being that cynical.

>>37260394
>sufjan stevens
Good taste, my friend

>>37276524
why? we're just making our ideal partners/ourselves

>>37276639
You seem confident that it's going to last

>>37260102
PLEASE DATE ME

oregano

>>37276428
clingy, autistic, and possessive, fucking cutie

no I don't want to talk to you, fuck you

>>37276709
All of these posts get me thinking about my idea of a perfect gf, and then I remember how unlikely it it that I'll ever meet someone who I really want to be with.

>>37276792
*how unlikely it is

>>37276428
>50 animals

Make that 50 kids and you'll be top tier.

I have a very small pregnancy fetish.

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this took me a while to make

>>37259629
One can just tell you're the type of whore that will deliberarelt provoke Tyrone by flirting in order to get your bf into jail.

Thank god it won't work because only pretty girls are worth fighting over.

>>37270250
>>37270329
I'm the guy who originally made that and I'd be willing to try. I can't promise anything because really I don't know you yet, but if you want to talk or something.
[email protected]

I just want a 400+ pound girl, is that too much to ask for?

>>37277238
That's a pretty big girl.

>>37277289
>For me

In all seriousness it's just what I'm into. I want a fat fembot.

>>37276953
>I want you by my side, there could be rapeugees
>damn jews
Toppest keks, and ultimate wife material. I truly hope you find her, anon.

>>37273722
That could just as easily be me. Hell, I'm gonna save it just so I can use the image in ideal mate threads from now on.

Also, the best saga was Liquid/Solid Chris.

>>37276428
I'd date you so hard

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Never had a gf before. Let's hope we all make it someday, boys.

>>37277521
>Hell, I'm gonna save it just so I can use the image in ideal mate threads from now on.

MAKE YER OWN

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Reposting what I made.
I wonder if anyone will give me a you?