Meanwhile in the /r9k/ mansion....

>>37257963
who the FUCK touched my chicken tendies

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I feel like it'd be a shitty apartment building in a bad part of town. lots of piss bottles deff.

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>>37257963
TOP FLOOR CLAIMED FOR FEMBOTS

STAY ON THE FIRST FLOOR GROSS BOYS

*locks stairway*

Where did science anon go?Is he still at the old house?

Since women always like to invade male spaces and they think it's misogyny when they are naturally left out of something (mostly due to their own inadequacies), then women would HAVE to live in the mansion too if fembots really do exist on /r9k/. I hope they have fun being raped, because I wouldn't live in the mansion but I guarantee that's what would happen there.

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>>37258016

c-can chad come up?

>>37258016
Joke's on you roastie because I'm barricading the stairs

>>37258053
Can we set fire to the second story with out burning our shit

>>37258016
*locks the entrance to the stairway*
*pours lighter fluid on the doorway*
*sets it on fire*

Have fun in our house, toasty roastie, bwahaha!

>>37258066
I mean sure,you have to set up fire wards.

OH GOD IT SMELLS LIKE ASSCRACK AND DESPAIR

>>37257963
Sad and lonely reee.
Alone and scared,
Anxious, unprepared.
Sad.
And lonely.
Reee.

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Ok you little shits, please for the love of Christ don't touch my new science project ok!?

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>>37257989
I just had one anon

>>37258086
*summons spectral guardian*
Got you senpai.

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Chad here, I'm claiming my room and the one beside it to convert into a gym. One of you faggots get to sleep on the couch.

ALSO, I pre-cook all my meals for the week so stay the FUCK out of the kitchen on Mondays or il wreck your shit up retards.

Don't look at my gym, don't look at my tinder staceys and don't even fucking think of looking at my supplements

>>37258077
On it boss let's cook these roasties out

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>>37258094
BUT I WROTE MY NAME ON THE BOX

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>>37258016
I'm sure there would probably be like 4 fembot roasties, and the tallest robots would be all up in those mudflaps. I'm 6'2 wink wink

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>>37258086
Hey anon what's th- OH SHIT

>>37258109
I thought this was the /r9k/ mansion, not the Chad Pad

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WHO PEEPEE'D MY POOPOO???

>>37258121
>he defeated my spectral guardian
N-Nani?

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>I told you robots to stay out of the top floor!!!

anyone have mansion pics from years ago?

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>>37257983
I'd like to see you try
>say hello to my little friend
Origi

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Are you fucking serious right now!?

God dammit I just cleaned it this morning!

>>37258136
I would love some tendies anon

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>>37258208
Stop this foolishness anon
I'm only at 40% power and it only takes 60% to destroy this whole house

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**Knocks on door**
Oh excuse me sport!
I'm anon's old man and I'm here to install that catflap in your door for tendy deliveries.
If you're interested we can all go and play catch together later

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*Opens door to the stairway and yells*

HEY BOYS

KEEP IT DOWN TONIGHT

WE'RE HAVING A SLEEPOVER WITH CHAD AND BRAD AND WE DON'T WANT YOU RUINING IT

I MEAN IT!

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Hey retards, I scaled a rope up to the Stacey ward on the top floor, you'll have to start lifting if you ever want to be strong enough to climb it.

Only the strongest may claim one, just ONE of my staceys. Catch ya' later NERDS

>>37258244
>Chad and Brad
You foolish roastie!
All I need is a persons name to inflict harm on them.
Chad and Brad shall feel the wrath of the old gods!

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found this cute hamster upstairs, anybody want it?

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>>37258232
I'll meet you half way, we truce for some goodnight rests

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>>37258363
I will gladly take it, anon. I'll go buy chips and soda for it right now!

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>>37258232
>>37258141
>>37258225
pour me a drink niles, looks like its going to be a long night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0

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>>37258315
I wanna.post this

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ANON! I THOUGHT I TOLD ALL THE ICKY BOYS TO STAY DOWNSTAIRS WHILE I GIVE BRAD A RIMJOB!

>>37258016
>locking yourself away from the exit
>depending on malebots for food
Sex slaves ending confirmed.

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hey can somebody cover my rent? I'm, uhh, "in between jobs".. I'll pay you back later!

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G-guys help, I'm stuck in the built in trap tavern, and the traps are approaching me with girls clothes and weird blue pills.

STOP FUCKING CUMMING IN CUTLERY

MY PARENTS ARE COMING OVER DINNER YOU ASSHOLES

fuckin hell the pizza guy fell into the snake pit again

anyone know where the rope is?

>>37258367
Sure thing brother

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>>37258443
and i was like "DUDE! WEED!" lmao
oh sup mr and mrs anon hows it hanging?

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>>37258454
It's in anon's room but he isn't answering
I'm a bit worried

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>>37258434
Anon I'll help you but only if you swear your fealty unto me.
And admit that traps aren't gay.

i'm ordering a pizza, what do you guys want on it

>>37258434
I call first dibs on his boi pussy

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Please guys, I beg of you.

STOP DOING THIS

>>37258488
French fries and oreos

>>37258488
pineapple, no ham

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we are pleased to announce our new line of residences has opened on the east side of the property!
sure it's a little crowded... we had to make accommodations to afford high-speed internet

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dibs on the basement. stay the fuck on the ground floor unless you want to be mowed down.

Who let femanon out of the rape dungeon?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37258481
Hey butt out I'm the only one that does magic around here
>>37258434
If they're incubus' I can't do shit haven't looked into demonology too much but if you give me an hour or so I can figure it out.

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H-hi guys, I was wondering if I could crash on your guys's couch for a couple of nights

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>>37258507
get the fuck out of here you piece of shit. pineapple doesnt belong anywhere NEAR a pizza.
who the fuck invited this anon to stay here???

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>>37258517
what's with the new tripfag? doesn't he know the basement is where we keep the cumunculi and the particanal accelerator? there's no room for him!

>>37258533
I did,it's a part of the diet required for getting in touch with the elements anon.
He's still learning soon he will no longer need it.

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>>37258488
order a couple of these and one with just pineapple? thanks!

>>37258530
Holy fuck that girl is perfect.

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EVEN THE OTHER BATHROOM HAS SHIT IN THE SINK

STOP

>>37258533
>2017
>not accepting pineapple as the quintessential topping
someone turn off the time machine! cavemen are leaking through!

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>>37258515
looks comfy af, not gonna lie

>>37258573
Don't fall for it anon she may be a succubuss

>>37258570
sounds good anon, next pies are on me i swear!

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G-guys, which one of you is leaving these poop hammocks?

>>37258035

Cause nothing says potential rapist like shy khvs that are terrified of women. If you need me, ill be downstairs.

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>>37258604
MUMMY'S NOT AROUND TO TELL ME NO EEEHEEHEE
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH MEEEEEEHEEHEEHEE

>>37258530
S-Sure. Just make sure to look out for schizophrenic anon, he will probably try to cum on you while you sleep so be careful

>>37258604
That is the most insane thing I've ever seen in my life

>>37258634
Aww you're really sweet. We should watch a movie together

>>37258581
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37258599
I DON'T CARE! SHE'S PERFECT! I'M NOT RPING

>>37258581
sorry anon, the bath and shit bucket were both occupied

>>37258654
thanks, y-you to

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>>37258530
TELL ME WHO THIS GIRL IS SHE IS PERFECT! I'VE BEEN A LONLEY PIECE OF SHIT I'VE SEEN TONS OF THE WOMEN ON PORNHUB AND NONE COMPARE TO THIS GIRL!

>>37258710
STAY AWAY FROM HER ANON SHE'S MINE

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>>37258710
ikr I feel terrible knowing I'll never get so much as a hug from such a perfect cutie

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g-guys? Who let GG Allen out of the cum cave?

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>>37258722
YOU FUCKING CUNT I'M NOT RPING TELL ME!

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>>37257963
Who the fuck took my Kuck Cobain signed shotgun? I need back because my oneitis doesn't love me.

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>>37258742
wasn't me, anon, honest!
i bet it was the same guy who's been shitting in the sinks!
better go find him

Schizophrenic anon is biting people and cumming on stuff again, where did you dicks hide his meds?

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>>37258795
check the bottom of the diaper ditch

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THAT PERFECT BLONDE IS NAMED FREYJA VANDEN BROUCKE AND SHE JUST GOT ENGAGED FUCKING WHY WHY WHY WHY I'M SO FUCKING DONE WITH MY WORTHLESS EXISTENCE I'M FUCKING DONE FUCK FUCK RUFKKHFJEAIFJIFEWFEWORHISW

Schizophrenic anon has been sending the roasties messages again. I don't want the police over here AGAIN.

>>37258832
actually i i moved them to behind the frozen jug of cum in the freezer

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>>37258838
hey no way man i can not have the pigs coming here right now someone stop that crazy motherfucker

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>>37258864
ya man this guy knows his shit
fuck an opp
me an my niggas str8 coolin fr

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schizophrenic anon just cooked my hamster in the fucking microwave

WHY WONT ANYONE STOP HIM

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FAGS PUT HIS MEDS

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Ok lets try this for a sec and see how much autism it can generate

>You are anonymous
>Anon for short
>Technically so is everyone else that pitched in for this "project"
>Thousands of people had tried to get into the r9k mansion from hell
>but only a little under a 100 people entered and got accepted
>most of them being people that had pitched in money for the project
>you were a wagie like some of the others
>some were NEETS that had saved up their NEETbux for the occasion
>but now with the construction work done and the land payed for it, the wifi set, the place furnished everything was ready
>unfortunately you were now flat broke and had to move from your small city studio to a small town in the mid west of the US (which is where the mansions location was decided since it was an isolated town)
>work was gonna be a pain in the ass and you had a feeling things would start out bad before it would gradually get better
>youd just have to depend on the other anons there to uphold the standards of the house hold that were set
>after all, if the place was run like 4chan is, then everything would go to shit
>rules ensure order...
>right?
>you shake your head and look out the window of the Trans State bus
>you really hoped that this would be what you dreamed of
>maybe you could make some like minded friends
>smiling and with a optimistic outlook on tomorrows introductions you placed your ball cap over you face as you drifted asleep, the late afternoons orange haze warming your bare arms as you slowly enter the dream world
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY

Ok anons what do you think?
I havent thought that far ahead for the story yet and i might open a paste bin if some one could tell me how to do so.
If i can get enough positive feed back then we may have a weekly thread on our hands.

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>>37258906
tfw the pigs got you for a dime but ya niggas still wilin'

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UMMMMMMM GUYS... HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BOTTLES??

HERE'S AN OLDER PIC.

>>37259004
i saw schizophrenic anon with them earlier, go check the basement

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This is the FBI we have a warrant, open up

>>37259004
I only had a few sips myself, anon, I swear!

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>>37259033
no... NO! NOT YET! i'm about to blow this whole conspiracy wide-open! I JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE TIME! just a little more time... where's the wizard? somebody call the goddamn wizard! just a little more time

>>37259033

SHIT, someone get me the hammer!
>*frantically places a plank across the door*

>>37259033
If I roll dubs, you guys must leave us alone.

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*howling in the distance*

THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS OF MY IMMORTALITY AND THEY ARE TRYING TO DISECT ME TO FIND OUT THE TRUTH

*cums on anons tendies*
*runs into the basement*

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>>37258970
tl;dr

hmu NEET bois ten a g
I got dat smack yo grandma shit
exclusive mansion pacc

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>>37259227
i was going to eat those, asshole

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>>37259227
i fucking warned you, now you will feel true pain

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>>37259033
FUCK U FEDS
ur not coming in hea
..

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>>37259227
yo there he go lmao someone catch that lil' nigga

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Guys, my sister is coming over this weekend since parents aren't home. Please be nice to her.

>>37258171
what the hell
its just a endless abyss of darkness

>>37259303
this is it, get into your positions like we rehearsed!

>>37259348

Me and schizophrenic anon will watch her

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>>37259381
armed and ready

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>>37259381
TELL DA FEDS TO WARRANT DIS CLIP

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>>37259381
I ASSURE YOU THAT THE RECTUM RIFLE WILL BE THE LAST THING THEY EVER FIND

hey guys, schizophrenic anon cut my cat's head off. can you guys tell him to please not do that anymore thank you

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>>37259381
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE ROBUTS

>>37258581
that looks like a black cock

>>37259476
uhhhh yeah I'm sure that was him
yeah
I'll let him know you don't appreciate it
right

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>>37259381
The elementals are ready when you are.

THE CATS ARE AGAINST US
THE CATS ARE AGAINST US
THE CATS ARE AGAINST US

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HEEEEY GUYS
IM ANON
I MADE EVERYONE DINNER I HOPE YOU ENJOY TEHEHEHEHEHEA

>THE FBI IS ENTERING THE BUILDING, I REPEAT THE FBI IS ENTERING THE BUILDING

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>>37259709
wait i forgot to attach the image for the post
here we go

>>37258618

It's often the quiet ones that will snap and rape and murder. I don't want to live in the /r9k/ mansion, if I had no other choice I'd just camp in a field nearby.

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Don't mind me guys I was just planning this event

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>>37259661
I DONT LIKE THE YELLOW JELLYBEANS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37259709
Better to die by my own hand than that of the enemy.

>>37259759
I don't like you fuccboi

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>>37258109
I am going to enter your room in the dead of night and take a massive shit on your face, just so you know.

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>>37259719
>>37259719
BOYS
GET IN YOUR PLACES
REMEMBER WHAT WE TRAINED FOR
HAVE NO FUCKING MERCY
*bang bang bang*
*everyone reee's at once*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37259820

I'm taking at least 10 with me. Betas! WhaT IS YOUR PROFESSION?

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>>37259844

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FBI GET OFF MY HOUSE REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

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>>37259852
>>37259844
*activates the crisis siren*
BETA TEAM 6, I REPEAT, BETA TEAM 6, COMING THOUGH BETA TEAM 6 WE HAVE TO ACTIVATE THE BOMBS!!!!! WE HAVE BEEN OUTNUMBERED!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS FOR ELLIOT FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37259661
THANKS ANON
I MADE YOU DESSERT

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who here wants to smooch and fugg me in front of the other jelly robots?

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>>37259975
hey-low!
i'll fugg your tight boipussi right now qtie

Knives... check, Glock 34, check... SIG Sauer P226's...

FUCK, our armoury's short... where the fuck is the BMW Coupe??

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>>37259918
Beta Team 6 Leader here. I was just taking a hit to get ready. Bombs activating in 10 Secs. FEEL OUR WRATH YOU WORTHLESS NORMIES!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

just got kicked out of the lighthouse, why is the FBI here?

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SKELLYCHAN! Your roastie!

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>>37260002
*whips penor out*
*faps aggressively to my last moments*
SHIT SHIT SHIT
*accidentally cums on anons face*
OH GOD A-ANON I'M SO SO-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
REEEEEEEEEEEEE MY LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING NORMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>37260112
>tfw thread killer
s-sorry guys...

>>37260498
don't worry anon
i will bear that burden

Can I bum a cigarette off someone, I want to roll a joint

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>>37260498
it was a climactic ending
7feels/10 still better than mass effect 3

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>>37260557
n-no thats not fair anon ill do it

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>>37260599
no, brother
you deserve better
witness the end of the thread

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No IM the thread killer
i liked this thread, feels like its 2008 again

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>>37260635
>>37260630
guys, please, i cannot let you suffer like this
let me take the fall. i deserve the pain

>>37260588
we died the way we lived
screaming at normies

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Where are the Feds, goys? Are they all dead or something?

>>37260765
we bombed everyone
we're supposed to be dead shhh farewell anon

>>37260574
Sure, as long as I get to smoke some of it.
I'd help you make it, but I ran out of bud a week ago.

>>37260793
Sure thing, sharing is caring desu

>>37260498
I'm literally the thread killer senpai nobody likes my autism

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>>37260860
senpai p-please i take full responsibility you dont need to fake it just so i dont look bad
RIP lovely thread

>>37258399
This is so chill. Looking for better quality version

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What the fuck, I just got back from buying some alchemical reagents and the whole place was blown to smithereens!

Are there any surivors? Hellooooo!

I will begin the ritual at once. Every brick, every plank, every shard of glass will return to its rightful place.

I need to contact the league of necromancers to help me revive my brothers.

>>37260774
Pfff, I ain't dead, because I hid out in the a hidey hole one of the paranoid robots dug in the basement.
>>37260809
>takes a hit
>coughing intensifies
>herewego.png

>>37261107
we will need large quantities of piss bottles in order to perform the resurrection ritual
better start collecting your wiener juice

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>>37261107
*coughs* h-help!! o-over here!!
anon thank god you came back, the fucking feds came and we had to fight back
the robots all reeeee'd and exploded
one even came on my face i felt like such a degenerate oh god
im fucking covered in cum and blood *cough* p-please help me up

>>37261218
I have to say the erp in this thread has made me laugh my ass off.

>>37261218

Hold still, lets clean you up. Lucky for you, I have a potion that's perfect for just this situation
What the Fuck happened? Are you the lone survivor?

>>37261107
Do not contact the league of negromancers though. They started the thing in the first place

>>37261349

What? Presporterous! Such prejudice against necromancy should be unheard of in this day and age, anon.

Unless... You have some reason to think they're indeed guilty?

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>>37261218
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *licks face* I AM CERTIFIED GAY NOW WOOOOOOOOOOO B O I P U S S I

*runs away* SO LONG FAGS HAHAHAHA

It would be funny to put you all robots in one place and then run the place like a gulag, making you clean up all your shit and behave and enforce things like rations and night time. I wonder how much time would it take to civilize you autists.
I'd love to go all Stanford on you NEETs.

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>>37261307
fucking anon in room #231 decided to post our address online, threaten the president, and told them we're hiding mexicans from the most wanted list here
next thing i know we're in a fucking war, beta team 6 activated suicide bombs, and i got a facial while my legs blew up
*struggles to get up*
f-fucking autistic tards why the fuck did i move h-
*collapses on concrete*
OWWH, SHIT MY LEGS
J-JUST CARRY ON WITHOUT ME BROTHER

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>>37261516

Legus mcbrongus!

I have created a pair of prosthetic stone legs for you anon. They'll be a replacement while I grow you a new proper pair.

The good thing is the FBI thinks its all over. It's not. Help me harvest these blood and flesh samples.

We're going to grow an army...

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>>37261573
y-you saved my life anon!!
what do i need to do to harvest the samples sir?

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>>37261643

*BJHZOOOOMMM!*

With these spades and buckets I have summoned, shovel the bits of gore, cum, piss, shit, blood, any genetic material you can find into the bucket, then give them to me. I'll be in the basement. You'll come across a large shelf filled completely with books. Pull the top left, bottom right, bottom left and top right in that order, and a passage will appear. This will lead to my laboratory.

Now, to imbibe the reagents...

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Hi, this is an order for Mr.Anon, that will be 16.99$ plus tip

>>37261696

Who the fuck orderer a pizza? It wasn't me or the legless anon. Is there anyone else here?

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>>37261696
Haha look guys it's a wagie at the door haha what a loser!! I'm not paying for that, loser, it has pineapple!!
*pees on his shoes*
*yanks pizza and slams door*

>>37261710
Sir I'm afraid you'll have to pay, I have two other orders after this and if i'm late my son's wife will beat me again

>>37261696
I'll take it, thanks. *gives 16.99 + $5 tip*

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>>37259661
I-I don't like the orange ones

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>>37261756
Pft, absolutely pathetic. Tipping a wagie for such mediocre service. Hmpth! Not on my watch!
*takes $5 tip for myself*
Thanks, anon!

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Hi it's me again, seems like there was another order for a certain Mr.Anon
He ordered a pizza with Oreo and French fries, we ran out of French fries so here's an Oreo pizza

that will be 19.99$ plus tip!

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>>37257963
Haha just make sure there's no normies dude haha

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>>37261807
Alright wagie, you have 5 minutes to leave this establishment before I call my security guards on you. How dare you present pleb food before my eyes, don't you know that we are on strict diets of lobster, caviar, escargot, and foie gras? Hmpth! I'd rather die than eat such filth. Out!

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>>37261856
Not before I get my money, 19.99$ in sheckels plus tip
you can also pay in (you)s

>>37261807
I'm not going to pay for a pizza I didn't order. I asked for Oreos AND fries, not just fucking Oreos. I asked for FRIES and I'm not paying for shit until I HAVE MY FUCKING OREOS AND FRENCH FRIES PIZZA
GET OFF OF THIS PORCH BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE FILTHY WAGIE

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>>37261881
Excuse me sir, this is the private property of a royal king. As a minimum wagecuck, your presence is not only offensive, but you could be facing serious charges for soliciting on this property.

I will be charging you a fine of $10,000 for not bowing down before the king. Please leave before the fines proliferate, and take that dog food with you.

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>>37261956
19.99$ PLUS TIP YOU FILTHY WEEB GIVE ME THE MONEY AND EAT IT BEFORE I FORCE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT AND BURN THIS HOUSE DOWN

>>37261973
pizzafag blown the fuck out

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>>37261956
You'd think these wagies would learn how to do their jobs correctly after working 40 hours a week. *giggles* they truly are pathetic species.

Don't worry brother, you don't need to poison your body with that filth they call food. Keep in mind you are associated with an astonishing NEET and I spend a lot of my time preparing luxurious meals that not even top chefs and compete with! I'm just simply *that* remarkable.

How does kobe beef with caviar and chopped matsutake sound?

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>>37261993
EAT THIS SHIT PIZZA YOURSELF IF YOU WANTED ME TO PAY THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE FULFILLED MY ORDER WHAT KIND OF FUCKING PIZZA COMPANY HAS OREOS BUT NOT FRIES??? I'LL SHOVE THIS FUCKING PIZZA IN YOUR FAGGOT ASS BEFORE I PUT THIS RANCID PILE OF SHIT IN MY MOUTH

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>>37261973
Nice costume and nerf gun sir, I would force the pizza down your throat if >>37262029 didn't ridicule me to the point of feeling offended enough to call my lawyer
See you in court fuckers

>>37262053
Sounds like shit. Make me spaghetti brother

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>>37261993
He's getting aggressive and making threats to the king! GUARDS! I NEED BACKUP TAKE THIS GUY DOWN
*sirens sounds from afar*

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>>37262090
>minimum wagie
>lawyer
topkek, ho-kay kid! I'll totally see you in court, good luck trying to explain why you were trespassing on private property!

>>37262111
SHIT IT WASN'T A NERF GUN! WAIT BUT I STOPPED, HELP! NO! FUCK! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOP- IS THIS >>37262087 CUNT THROWING SHIT AT ME?

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>>37262154
I TOLD YOU TO GET OFF MY PROPERTY
NOW YOU HAVE TO FACE THE WRATH OF THE POOPIE CANNON

TOP FLOOR:
>the cancer penthouse
>ciara and other top tier fembots with tranny fembots and gaybois below
>cyborgs and rich robots fighting to get in
MIDDLE FLOOR:
>the robot room
>a complete fuckin mess
>shit canisters and day old tendies scattered everywhere
>loud screeches and scratchfights can be heard and seen
LOWER FLOOR:
>the wizard room
>it's relatively quiet dark room with the only light that can be seen is the illuminating blue light from computer monitors
>other then the heavy breathing, keyboard clicking and feint cries the room is quiet
THE BASEMENT:
>the autism/retard containment room
>the largest room of them all
>this room can be quiet and peaceful or a sperged out hellhole depending on the time of day
>one big open room with toys and train sets and fidget spinners
>weighted blankets and cots fill the middle area
>large open showers with potty stools in the corners, liquid shit covering the majority of the showering tiles
>walls covered with marker, crayon and liquid shit
>room stinks of baby powder and shit

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>>37262154
STOP RESISTING!!!!
*tasers you*
*whistles*
BACKUP!! I NEED MORE BACKUP, I REPEAT MORE!!! BACKUP!!! THIS MAN IS DANGEROUS AND VIOLENT!!!

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WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY DAKI REEEE

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>>37262154
Got him!! Good job boys!!

Alright wagie, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to have a lawyer present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you if you so desire. Do you understand?

>>37262224
shouldn't robots just be in the basement

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>>37262268
How could this happen to me? I just wanted to deliver a few pizza and earn minimum wage to pay for my wife's son's community college

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>>37257963
>Hi, there, are you Anon?

>My name's Chad, it's great to meet you! You're the friend of Oneitis, right? She's told me so much about you, you're practically a little sister to her, ha ha!

>Anyway, me and my two friends are going sailing around Europe for a month on my dad's private yacht, and we came for Oneitis and Femanon. If they're not ready, could you please tell them that me, Stacy and her sister will be waiting in my Lamborghini Veneno? Oneitis can hop in the Hummer with Tyrone, Darnell and Ubuntu when they're ready. Don't worry, I know you guys are just friends, and I know how much you care about her, so I'll make sure she's safe and happy, ha ha ha!

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>anons found the anal agitator

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>>37257963
How safe would my GF be?

>pic related

I leave her bend over my bed like that for quick and easy access. There is usually multiple loads in her before I clean her out though, but, for some reason I doubt that wouldnt be much of a deterrent.

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Schizophrenic anon said the voices are telling him that unless I get in the screen cap he will go on a killing spree.

>>37262478
sorry, they're both dead

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>>37262313
That's what you get wagie! See you in jail, sucker!

>>37258086
Fuck you anon I wanted a Gundam
*kicks your project*

>>37262546
I remember your thread a while ago, anon! Your girlfriends fine with us so long as we can gang rape her. Is that a new wig on her?

*knock knock* anon
*knock knock* anon
*knock knock* anon
*knock knock* anon
*knock knock* anon
*knock knock* anon

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>>37262745
WHAT MOM!!!! I TOLD YOU IM STAYING HERE WITH MY FRIENDS REEEEEEEEEEEEE ROASTIE YOU CANT TAKE ME AWAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THE BUNK BEDS ARE CLAIMED FOR THE BLACKBOTS
NO WHITEBOTS ON THE BUNKS

>>37262766
Blackbots aren't allowed in the household, period, nigger

>>37257963
>one robot decides to attempt to make friends
>plays his video games in the living room
>you have to walk past him to get to the fridge/bathroom
>all other robots are forced to use piss jugs
>original robot becomes upset since hes seen noone
>eternal solitude is all that awaits

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>>37262764
Hello anon. Would you happen to have any milk?

>>37262772
what the fuck WHY
my humor and cooking skill are unmatched

>>37262793
Nah we order pizzas when we're hungry, no need for coocking skills
as for humor, we can beat up the pizza delivery guy

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>>37257963
If there's just a computer room with all the computers in there instead of us having one of our own in the rooms, what would the computer room smell like?
What would the mansion in general smell like?

>>37258208
who gave him that!

>>37262793
watermelon and fried chicken doesnt exactly qualify as "cooking skills"
besides, we have a NEET private chef in this household
>humor
say something funny

Hey traps and trannies step into this shower it dispenses free estrogen

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>>37262805
>>37262819
thats it
the blackbots and the boys are tearing down this mansion
youve gone too far

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>>37262781
o-oh sorry anon, I thought you were my mom. I'm still adjusting to life in the r9k mansion. uh, milk? y-yeah I have some but its expired soy milk is that ok?

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>>37262842
No problemo, nigger.

SECURITY!!!
WE'VE GOT ANOTHER GROUP OF PEASANTS CAUSING DISTURBANCE!!!!! THIS TIME THEY'RE BLACK LOL I TOLD YOU THE STATISTICS WERE TRUE

>>37262810
Last time I went to the computer cornered it smelled like expired milk

If r9k had more threads like these we can fix this board.

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>>37262895
>tfw I just wanted to fit in with the other brobots

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>>37262622
>YO, CHAD, I FOUND ONEITIS AND FEMBOT, THEY WERE SHOWERING TOGETHER AND I'M TAKING THEIR NAKED, STUPID JUICY ASSES TO THE HUMMER!

>Tee hee hee, omigawd, Brad, put us DOOOWWWWWNNNN!!!! Don't let Anon see us naked, that would be so gross! He's like, my little sister!

>SHUT UP SKANK, YOU LOVE IT!!! YOU AIN'T GONNA NEED CLOTHES WHERE WE GOIN! Oh, hey, Anon, whaddup, it's me, Brad! Don'cha remember? We went to gym class together!

>>37262957
you can be our house maid and clean up our shit anon

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>>37262957
Oh hey, looks like they got you too

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who the fuck keeps feeding my cat!
he is on a strict diet!

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>>37262719
>Your girlfriends fine with us so long as we can gang rape her.

So basically the answer to my question is: No, she isnt safe.
Well shit.

>Is that a new wig on her?
Ive had 4 wigs for her for a while now.

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Excuse me, can someone please direct me to the femboy harem? Thank you.

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>>37258208
I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!

Origignal

>>37261802
holy kek

underrated + original comment

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>>37262964
>Also, when I was carrying these two bitches through your house, I noticed how stinky and messy the place was. You gotta clean up, bro.

>Oh, hey, there's another girl, here! Isn't she the blonde, blue-eyed girl who just turned 18 that Anon told us about? Looks like a virgin, too! Tyrone, Darnell, Ubuntu, Deshawn, Mohammed, Abdul, Kassim, Ahmed, Paco, Pablo, Pedro, Jose and Guillermo will make awesome company on the drive down to Chad's dad's yacht!

>Tyrone, could you take her into the Hummer? Thanks, broseph!