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Late Night comfy Edition
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1st for why haven't we killed ourselves yet
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go on then lads, someone start us off
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>>37230997
better call saul is better than breaking bad edition
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>>37230997
bretty quiet itt
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>>37231081
Was close this year desu

Now I have shit to look forward too
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Had a dream I found out how to enter cheat codes into real life. Was awesome.
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>>37231090
about to watch the latest ep myself, I was put off a bit by the LE EPIC BREAKING BAD AND REFERENCES that cater to reddit. I do think its good though

>>37231102
what is that lad? give me some motivation
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>>37231090
is better call saul good? hadn't gotten around to watching it. maybe I can stream it on my phone tonight
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>>37231119
I did love Breaking Bad, but Better Call Saul has a bit more substance. It's more... dare I say it? /mytypeofshow/

Also It's still quite cool when characters like Gus cameos you must admit, but I know what you mean about the reddit stuff.

Also Ebinalad, I don't know squat about anime but I tried to look into your character. What show is she from?
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>>37231081
Too much of a coward, been thinking about just jumping into the sea once it gets cold again. I know it will hurt like fuck but at least it seems like a method that has a reachable point of no return.
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Post only patrician taste music(don't necesserally need to be classic)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlfPnN7NHc0
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>>37231125

Ok why is there so many fake memes on /britfeel/?

You were believable homeless anon, until you suggested having

>a decent enough mobile to stream TV on
>A netflix subscription
>enough mobile data to cover watching TV shows.

You're as bad as SSanon after the revelations of his lies.
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>>37230997
HAd a dream lads.

>QT girl from work is in my house snuggling me
>hear the keys at the door. MUST BE WIFE.
>tell qt to get upstairs and hide.
>she's half way up stairs when door opens
>QT girl from work comes in the door dressed differently from herself on the stair.

What's is all mean lads?
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>>37231119
>>37231102
im not going to kill myself out of spite. im not letting this shit world drive me to suicide
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>>37231157
a meme anime about a hamster girl called Himouto! Umaru-chan, second season this fall lad
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>>37231197
sort of agree with this, I'd probably become a serial/mass killer before killing myself. At least i'd be remembered and leave my mark instead of pathetically quitting
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>>37231195
I got kicked out a week ago lad, I still have a month of service before I get cut off.
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>>37231214
i have too much empathy to become a serial killer. i might end up going mad though or becoming another sort of criminal
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>>37231119
I'm guessing you're asking why, but idk life just naturally got a bit more bearable.

My life is shit no matter which way you look at it, but it's just not letting it affect you.

Plus, I bought some cool shit for my guitar and I'm quite enthusiastic about playing it again which has helped me immensely
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>>37231286
Keep on practicing with your guitar lad, having a skill like that is a great outlet
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>>37231195

Its almost like they are the same faggot who churns out a new one of these shit characters every fortnight.
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>>37231272
I sort of do, only towards certain people most of the elderly, people with disabilities that affect them etc.

i'd probably target normie cunts with over-inflated egos if I was to become a serial killer
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Why does /britfeel/ bring so many fake personalities.

>Jay-J and his autistic hipster image that's going to make him the best person in the world becaus he has a fashion guru and personality coach
>Poleboo/monica/that deplorable paki and HIS mental illness
>Damonfag and his wife/job/normie lifestyle
>SSanon and his traveling up and town the country getting bummed for a cigarette.
And the multiple others I can't be arsed listing.

Is it all one failed creative writers major who has way too much time inbetween signing on?
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>>37231328
thanks for that laugh anon, just pissed myself.
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>>37231349
>Is it all one failed creative writers major who has way too much time inbetween signing on?

pretty much hit the nail on the head
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>>37231349
It's because we're on the internet in a place that breeds mistrust so regardless of what's true or isn't most people default to assuming what they're told is bullshit.
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>>37231349
got to admit, SSanon was destined for /britfeel/ glory until he took it way too far.

the rest are all shite though. poleaboo particularly pisses me off. Wish people just wouldn't talk to it.
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>>37231386
considering you've got a phone and an internet connection, upload a picture of your current homeless spot and some of your gear.

If you fail to do this within 20 minutes from the time of this post you are fake.

>inb4 camera on phone is busted.
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>>37231349
Because general functions more like a forum than an anonymouse board. So everyone wants to be a character that people will remember and ask about.

Sad!
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>>37231349
2bh the motorway services guy made some funny copypastas but they are all shit desu

Plus I think there are several different people using Moni with a random tripcode, not saying they are making a coordinated effort to shipost. I've thought about pretending to be poleaboo just to irritate people but I've quelled my shitposting urges for you lads
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Lads, if fruit was literally all I ate would it eventually kill me?
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>>37231497
you'd get the scurvy
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Fucking hell i don't even watch anime but i can tell this horriblesubs subbing is fucking gibberish.
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>>37231497
Apparently you have to go for a lot of shits.
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>>37231574
>apparently

originale
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>>37231599
Wouldn't know myself, was just reading about some guy who tried. Cunt didn't manage to go 2 days before cracking.
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>>37231574
Yeah, like proper logs mate
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>>37231081
Because you're a lovely person.
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We will now refer to /britfeel/ threads as 'freddo's'

Does everyone like my new meme? Just came up with it now
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>>37231818
thanks anon.

I wish, i'm too cynical and live in my own bubble to form any meaningful relationship
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Just woke up and spewed my fucking guys up lads. Was acid as fuck and now my whole throat burns.
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>>37231902
Acid reflux. Probably from eating before you went to sleep
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>>37231901
What's got you down animulad?
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>>37231863
proper meme, that
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>>37232025
thanks for asking

nothing in particular, i'm treated like a joke no matter what I do, I've lost enjoyment in everything to add to that. I'm just weighing up what I can possibly do and it doesn't look too bright
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got a box of fabs in the freezer.

Someone try and stop me from having one.
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>>37232143
give us one lad

bloxo
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>>37232120
>nothing in particular, i'm treated like a joke no matter what I do, I've lost enjoyment in everything to add to that. I'm just weighing up what I can possibly do and it doesn't look too bright

Sounds eerily similar to what I went through myself, especially the people thinking you're a joke part, that really fucked me up.

Idk what to say lad, sometimes you can get caught in a rut and if you're a moody person like me you might realise not to take your moods seriously, because they completely change all the time.

Hope you'll be fine
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Getting really fucking sick of this permanent daytime.

Barely 6 hours of darkness a day.
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>>37232430
More like a huge gaping chasm not a rut, I've been stuck in it for years and my attempts to get out make me sink even further

hopefully we'll all make it in the end though

>>37232472
>tfw just realized its light out
JUST
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>>37232472
same lad, passed out about 9-10ish, woke up at 1, now its fucking morning
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cant decide on what fucking video game to play.
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lovely grey day outside
hate the sun
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it's good that we've got soldiers on the streets now because it means i won't have to go all the way to the base to burn poppies at them
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>>37232956
Yeah I hate that glare in the morning. I'm probably a goth deep down.
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any of you handsome men still awake
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>>37234451
>Handsome
This is /r9k/
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>tfw I've spent the last couple of days falling asleep at midnight and then waking up at 3am
Fucking hell I hate this. I can't get back to sleep once I wake up.

Post waifus
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>>37234490
as long as we believe we are handsome and cute we are handsome and cute

>>37234494
hate when that happens tbqh, happens when I try sleep normal hours like that
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>>37234490
Well you haven't seen me, lad

Hahaha, who am I kidding?
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>>37234563
your not kidding me, I'm sure your very pretty anon
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>>37234451
Just woke up mate
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>>37234666
nice satanic trips lad

tyut
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>>37234666
>Just woke up mate
>666
Has Lucifer awoken, lads?
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Startin off the day well guys
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>>37230997

Hopefully our Asian lads toast some more roasties today. So comfy hearing the screams from my window and tv.
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>>37235097
looks like dried sick
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I'm getting the rail replacement bus service to work

I wonder how late I'll be?
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Something stinks in my room but I'm too lazy to find out what it is
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>>37235199
>Something stinks in my room
it's you
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any late night bongs alive?

tinychat/robot9001
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>>37231196
That the QT acts differently at work from her usual self. You'd probably have a better shot at pulling the off work persona.
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Funny thing is most of the people on the coach are pakis

Also, a white woman sat next to me, probably trying to prove she isn't racist
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>>37235209
Hahaha, very funny. I would have gotten used to that smell by now
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Anyone left the house in the last few days haha?

Keep getting news alerts about troops in the street but i havent been out to see them.
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not sure I'm gonna be able to make this drive
I'm sleep deprived and really ill
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>>37235397
i imagine they are only in big city centres

i do live in a high immigrant area, so i'm curious if there might be some in the high street, but i would be surprised
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I JUST WANT TO SHAG SOME FAT SLAG FFS
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The first day of the year where I've had to get completely nakes' in bed because it's too fucking hot.
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Morning lads, just had to chase a wasp out of my room. Not the best start to the day~

What are you having for breakfast today? I'm having some twinings English breakfast tea and maybe some cereal in a bit too~
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>>37235664
I sleep only in boxers all year round.
It's the only way to sleep to be honest.
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im gonna be a virgin forever
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My tongue hurts lads. Don't know why. Last day in work before a long weekend though which is pretty nice.

>>37235628
Why would you do such a thing?

>>37235783
Bowl of cornflakes and glass of cheeky orange juice as always.
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>>37235936
just get a prozzie lad
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>>37235783
Poor lad, it's definitely insects flying into your room constantly season. I'm having a fish finger sandwich and a cuppa. Maybe a slice of cake for pud.
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>>37236113
Theres no fish fingers left, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
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>>37236113
I've not had fish fingers since i was a laddie

kinda craving some desu
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it's good that we've got soldiers on the streets now because it means l won't have to go all the way to the base to burn poppies at them
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>>37236308
Fish fingers are basically English Tendies. Every britbot should have some in the freezer to prevent autistic outbursts.
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>>37236334
>English Tendies
made me laugh lad

What are chicken dippers though? or do they count as nuggies
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postie get a move on REEEEEE
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>>37236383
Postie before 10am is just getting lucky though.
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>>37236364
Also a tendie relative. Potato Smilies are the true food of autistic champions, though.
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>>37235967
no fap is driving me crazy
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>>37236383
what are you waiting for lad

original
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>>37236364
chicken dippers are the staple of my diet
get a massive bag for 3 quid and have all sorts
>dippers + ketchup
>dippers + chive
>dippers and waffles
>dippers and pasta
>dippers salad
>dipper sandwich
>dipper ceasar wrap
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>have the day off
>tfw waking up at 9:30am
I miss being a NEET so much sometimes.
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>>37236408
Never gotten that meme but each to their own I guess.
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>>37236383
What are you waiting for m8? New dildo?
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>>37236403
Can't face Potato Smilies anymore, school dinners as a kid ruined them for me.

Fucking Turkey Twizzlers being banned still makes me slightly butt frustrated.
Curse you, Jamie Oliver.
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Just having the most dire looking rustlers burger for breakfast. Came with the saddest likkle bit of bacon on it you've ever seen.

Where did things go so wrong?
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>>37236421
I've fallen in love with frozen sausage rolls, a quid for a massive bag and you just chuck em in the oven with chips
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>>37236460
Rustlers burgers have always been a disgrace to the burger though. The worst bit about them is how wet the bottom is.
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>>37236437
I was in the middle of primary school right when Jamie Olive Oil started his little campaign to make kids eat healfy. I have fond memories of those glorious Twizzlers, buttery flapjacks and pizza. Then one day they just stopped appearing on the menu. He should be locked up for child cruelty.
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>>37236460
That fucking diarrhea puke sauce that comes with it too.
They aren't as bad as those fucking feasters atrocities though.
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>>37236437
>>37236497
Didn't he try the same shit in a school in Texas and the parents/school board fucked him off with tears in his eyes?
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>>37236497
I know, fucking asshole cunthat piece of ginger shit with overpriced fucking nasty ass restaurants

Piece of shit SERIOUSLY ruined our school cafeteria and tuc-shop

I'M NOT FAT, I COULD HAVE ATE WHAT I WANTED YOU GINGER C U N T

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37236515
Yeah I do vaguely remember he attempted the same campaign in the US but just got told to fuck off because the claps don't like to eat green things unless it's between burger buns
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>>37236497
>>37236524
Let's go on a Jamie Oliver crusade.

Those school inspections were nothing but a smoke screen to blow up his career.

Give it back this isn't right! Those Twizzlers were ours, dammit.
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>>37236497
I think I must have missed this. I think most of the meals were hot dogs, burgers and the like. I also have a weird memory of my mates eating chips with custard.
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>>37236596
When were you born? 1990 for me, and I remember there was a distinct change in attitude towards healthy kids meals between primary and secondary school. I don't know exactly when his campaign started but it must have been late 90s.
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>>37236634
I was after that so they might have just given up by the time I got there.
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Lads lads, Jeremy Corbyn has said that "The British people stand together in solidarity".

That's SURE to stop the terrorists this time right?

After ISIS see how we're not doing anything they're sure to back off because terrorists are like dogs right?
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>>37236657
Corbyn loves seeing brits get blown to bits. Ask his buddies at the IRA.
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Fucking hell, lads. The conservative candidate for my area is a right qt.
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What have you done to stop terrorism lads?

I've already changed my profile picture, and posted 3 articles on my facebook about how the true victims of this are really Muslims
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>>37236699
I reported a suspicious looking fellow chatting outside a mosque
I'm out on bail
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Am I the only one who dosnt care about terrorism
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>>37236715
yup, the only one in the world
they'll want to dissect your brain
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What tipped me off to that fact was that 4chan (for me) offered itself as the solution to the problems it caused. It's the trademark sign of any addictive substance: drugs, booze, gambling, porn... The more free time I spend here, the less time I spend with other people. I get more socially isolated and lonely, and I want interaction, so I go to 4chan. Thw cycle goes on.
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>>37236715
Na. I don't give a shit either really. I mostly just get mildly annoyed that I have to listen to people talk about it all day and it might disrupt other plans I have.
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>>37236699
Made sure my muslim friends know I don't blame them.
jk no friends
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>>37236721
I ment in this thread
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Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the MEN Arena on Monday May 22nd.
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>>37236734
it's a thread full of drug addict, virgin NEETs
what do you think
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Anyone here still have a goal in their lives
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>>37236763
I don't think there are drug addicts here
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>>37236768
I have 2 right now
>get another car
>move out
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Anyone else here play Doom 2016 multiplayer still?
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>>37236768
Keep Aryan dream alive by having blonde kids
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>>37236784
Good for you how are things progressing
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>>37236791
>Aryan
fuck off
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>>37236768

I can't think of anything. I'd like to get a cat but I don't think that counts.
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>>37236791
Do a 23andme test it will enable you to meet people with similar genetic history
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>>37236797
slowly, the actual costs of running a car I can deal with but it's the initial blow of buying a car that are stopping me at the moment, once I get a car I can make more money again and hopefully that will lead to me moving out
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>>37236810
>give your DNA sample to a jewish corperation.

lol, never take any kind of dna test.
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>>37236803
Sure it dose
>>37236816
Save up for it don't get into debt
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>>37236830
You have paranoia don't breed
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>>37236791
>Aryan dream
>in Britain
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>>37236791
t. Ali Al Shitskin
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>>37236768
I'm aiming towards a house I guess but thats mostly just because I may as well. It that gets boring I might just buy a van and drive until I get bored then blow my brains out.
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>>37236842
The one on the bottom left - talk to me about her head. She has the hairline of a man in his 50s. Is that Herman Munster's daughter?
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>>37236842
Doesn't have to be with brit girls m8
>>37236810
poorfag, not worth
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>>37236832
Yeah I did think about a loan but then but it would screw me over long term
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>>37236842
Brittarts. Either face deformed, or fat or same haircut/unoriginal. Forever drunk. Forever bad mannered.
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>Took the ancestry test
>100% white, from western europe and scandanavia
>Going to ruin it with my Thai wife
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>>37236877
Thai """""wife""""""

bloxfuckoff
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>>37236857
It must be some camera trick nobody has a head like that
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>>37236879
She's a girl I've seen her fanny
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>>37236877
How much did she cost? Thinking of buying a wife too
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>>37236892
Not what i meant. Ive seen the Louis Theroux doc.

Those Thai wives are basically business transactions.
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fuck sake, it's getting too warm. I've got my windows open and the fan on but it's still warm
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>>37236892
Who hasn't?

LADS LADS LADS
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>>37236896
They don't "cost" money they're not objects.

You just pay a fee to the agency for the introduction. They decide if they like you or not.
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Just finished trainspotting 2, cracking film

Have to go back to my shit life now
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>>37236929
He's only gone and done it.

Absolute mad man.
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>>37236715
I really don't care either
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wew lads, really set off my anxiety today

took doggo out for a walk, but it was too hot today for my normal black hoodie to hide my hideous physique, so I wore a thin short sleeved button up shirt over my t-shirt to hide all the sweat down my back by the end of the walk.

even the slightest breeze was making my t-shirt cling to my belly though, and my button up was getting blown out either side to reveal my fat wobbling as I was walking
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>Buy a filesharing account so i can download obscure japanese porn easier
>Filesharing site bans my ip

Okay then.
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>>37236964
good job on walking anyway, great way to start losing the hideous physique
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>>37236964
You haven't been a fat lad very long have you?

You get a thick button up shirt and you wear a extremely thin but overly long T-shirt that you tuck into your jeans underneath.
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>>37236964
I had the same experience today except it was pretty cold but not cold enough to wear a hoodie.
I don't have weight problems but my boobs stick out of my shirt and made me really anxious
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>>37236964
Start wearing Tommy Bahama shirts.
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>um in Manchester we're not scared we are united and there's people out shopping like nothing happened. #theywillnotdivideus

Why are people so proud of being doormats to terrorists?
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>>37236964
So glad I don't have to deal with that crap any more
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>>37236969
Ban the transaction you paid to them.
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>>37236919
Me to its work nights and have to sleep in the day this is hell
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>>37237014
they changed the rules
if you hate you enemies, they win
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>>37237021
It's happened like 2 weeks into my account. Ive emailed support anyway to see whats going on.
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>>37237014
People cancelling things is worse though. Just get on with it you daft cunts.
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>>37237007
damn, I'll need to see a pic to confirm that they are anxiety-inducing tiddies
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>>37237014
Because """we""" think it's a show of strength and resilience.

>someone kills your children
>respond by reciting some poetry
>wow so strong, undivided, unbeatable
We look weak as fuck to the entire world. All this shows is that we love to bend over and take it right up the arse. We'll grin and bear it.

They win when they get away with it. And knowing they got away with it, and that we did nothing, they'll do it again. To them, we look scared. We look too afraid to do anything about it.
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>all those people in /brit/pol that would say "All we need is one major terrorist attack for Britain to wake up"
>22 little girls dead
>Solidarity marches and candle light vigils
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>3 more pakis arrested

Yeah so we can basically confirm that the few little girls still missing probably climbed into a fake taxi and are child brides somewhere now.

Swear to fuck the only thing stopping me from acting is that the police would lock me up without a second thought unlike fucking achmed.
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>>37237047
So what do you think we should do
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>>37237014
But what they want is a reaction,, denying them that is the best way to make their actions redundant (which of course isn't to say what they did had no consequence, but they were targeting society as a whole not individual people)
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police have arrested pakis that tried to attack the manchester and birmingham candle light vigils with an axe and a baseball bat
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>>37236930
Was it a torrent?
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>>37237061
Because that worked the last 10 times right?
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>>37237051
maybe a truck full of nuns and puppies will do it
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>>37237066
Yeah, 1080p
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>>37237074
If you don't have any answers for the problem you should shut up about it
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>Bombing Syria wont help!

It will if they're all dead.

ISIS can't attack when there's non of them left.

The problem is we're not bombing them enough, we're bombing them just enough to make them angry without finishing the job.
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>>37237051
> Little girls
> Listening to Ariana, songs about twerking

Yeah they sure slut up early
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>>37237074
It didn't work for them either, it only brought people together and ensured security will be tighter in the future. It's impossible to stop people like this, only to minimise harm
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>>37237059
Engage ISIS, and all the other groups like boko haram or whatever they were called. Full-on. Destroy them and put enough deep fear into their supporters that they'll never dare try something liket that again.
Launch a proper military campaign. Reading poetry, laying flowers, and being quiet for a minute won't do shit.
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>>37237059
total ethnic genocide
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>>37236842
Where that freak come from
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>>37237028
>>37237047

>Implying there aren't perpetual counter terror operations which constitutes the fight against terrorism
>Implying any other tactic wouldn't just be vigilantism conducted by angry, roided chads and general retards
>Implying "Keep Calm And Carry On" wasn't a fundamental tenet of British resolve during WW2
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>>37237112
You can't invade a terrorist group idiot
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>>37237095

1. Stop all immigration from Islamic countries

2. Stop all migrants getting here, sink the boars, do what Australia does and make sure no one that arrives by boat is allowed to settle

3. Start deporting everyone in our country that is here illegally

4. For those you cannot deport start forcing integration and making it hard to hold radical Islamic views. Ban the burqua, ban radical mosques, ban hate preachers, stop allowing Saudi Arabia to build mosques here.

There you go.
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>>37237120
I still would
o
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>>37237114
>isis are an ethnic group
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>>37237121
>Implying we didn't also fight a fucking war during WW2
are you retarded?
I know it's hot today but damn
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>>37237112

These fucks have never been enticed by martyrdom have they?

How do you manage to breathe and type without shutting down?
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>>37237121
>>Implying there aren't perpetual counter terror operations which constitutes the fight against terrorism

Yeah mate banning whatsapp will stop ahmed blowing up more kids.
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>>37237127
Most terrorist were born here idiot
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>>37237121
>this is fine
no, it's not
second massacre in only a few months
for the same fucking reason, yet again
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>>37237140

>Conventional warfare is the same thing as a terror campaign
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>>37237127
You're right, those policies won't radicalise anyone, also ignoring the fact the main suspect came from here
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>>37237149
And did their parents magically teleport in to Britain?

Just because they're the child of immigrants doesn't mean that ultimately immigration is to blame.
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>>37237155
these supposed CT's are in for a hell of a performance review
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>>37237159
>the main suspect came from here

Born to Libyan parents.

If they weren't let in this wouldn't have happened.
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>>37237051

brit/pol/ are LARPers

Of course terrorist attacks temporaily red-pill people, and a small portion will stay redpilled, but for the most part we could have daily terrorist attacks and people still wouldn't change
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>>37237155
you used it as an example, not me
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>>37237160
There UK citizens you can't just deport them
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>>37237149
>Being born here instantly makes you fucking John Bull.

This guy constantly travelled back to Libya and clearly saw himself as Muslim first, then Libyan.
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>>37237173
but that must of been 22 years ago if he was born here, you're not trying to argue against a policy that was in place 22 years ago and has been replaced by now are you?
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>Suggest the police start looking more closely at Muslims that express extremist views and arrest them.
>"Omg what like the fucking Stasi! Fucking police state"

Why don't these people get that the police could only target muslims while leaving the rest of us alone?

I'm not suggesting the police should be monitoring John Smith father of 2 from down the road.
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>>37237181
That needs to be changed. Eastern countries revoke citizenships all the time.
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>>37237194
oh, so only about 4 generations of regular bombings then we're in the clear
cool
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>>37237181
I didn't suggest deporting them. I said you force them to integrate and remove all opportunity to become radicalised.
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>>37237203
But how are you going to convince another country to take terrorist in?
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>>37237194

So we should probably stop immigration ASAP then so that 20-odd years from now we can see a decline in suicide bombings.
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>>37237206
>remove all opertunity to be radicalised
How?
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>>37237225
Ban extremist Islamic views
Ban extremists mosques
Arrest hate preachers
Stop Saudi Arabia building mosques and preaching their wahabbi extremist shit
Promote British culture and identity
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>>37237202
Fuck them mate. Normalfags deserve to be massacred by shitskins.
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Obviously the correct response when barbarians kill 22 children is to do fuck all. Why don't racists get this?
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>>37237215
Throw em a few thousand pounds or blacmail them by reducing aid.
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>>37237238
All that is already being done apart from the last 2
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Hi Britpol
anyone seen a britfeel thread anywhere
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I don't generally like to talk politics in britfeel, but it astounds me how someone can remained politically cucked after being on 4chan. You're one click away from /pol/ and it's redpills leak over all the time
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>>37237256
Redusing aid would make them hate us making it easier for terrorists to get new recruits
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>>37237259
>All that is already being done

You really think that?

You have hate preachers on every corner in london freely peddling their shit. You have mosques that are promoting killing homosexuals and over 50% of British muslims want sharia law in Britain.
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>>37237276
Report them and they will be arrested
Or do you think the government is OK with people spreading terrorist ideology
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>>37237267
/britfeel/ just becomes /britpol/ when theres a big event. I mostly just skim through it and look for the other posts.

>>37237270
I've been coming here for years and I'm a dirty commie so it obviously doesn't work for everyone. Probably just depends on the person tbqh.
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New terrorism drinking game

"Tragedy"
"Barbaric"
"With thanks to our emergency services"
"Condolences"
"Unity"
"Wont change our way of life"
"Carry on"
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>>37237288
>do you think the government is OK with people spreading terrorist ideology

I guess so since they allow them to.
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>>37237296
anon i don't want to die
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They need to learn calculus
Simples
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>>37237301
They don't though if someone is preaching hate it's because the police don't know about it
Report them
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>>37237313
that's not very relatable
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>>37237296
How about "in the wake of" and "solidarity"
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>>37237321
Anjem Choudary was allowed to do it for years. How many people do you think reported him?

He wasn't even arrested for preaching hate in the end, he was retarded enough to pledge allegiance to ISIS.
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>>37237112
Martyrdom only works when there are some left.

>>37237122
Hunt them in Syria and the surrounding area. Destroy the leadership. The terror cells in our countries, upon seeing the total obliteration of their leaders and the hopelessness of their cause, will give up.
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>Tories already using the attack as a power grab to control more of the internet.

Why do these people not understand that they don't need to target ALL of us?

Just fucking target the fucking Muslims, monitor their fucking internet.
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>>37237296
"stronger together"
"solidarity"
"thoughts and prayers"

it's become a parody of itself
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>>37237342
worst comes to worst , i wipe windows and only use tor or mobile internet
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>>37237121
>Implying "Keep Calm And Carry On" wasn't a fundamental tenet of British resolve during WW2
If you compare that to today, we wouldn't be fighting back. Germans would send over planes to bomb London and we would refuse to change our way of life. We wouldn't send the children out into the country. We would just step up the siren drills, build a few more AA guns on the coastline and send a strongly worded letter to Hitler.

What we actually did was fight back.
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>>37237331
That was because of his human rights crap
We need to scrap human rights and replace it with something better
Friendly reminder it was mummy may who finaly deported him
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>>37237181
You can for fucking TREASON. Revoke citizenship and deport to the artic.
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How about we have a comfy thread lads
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>>37237259
Extremist views, hate preaching, and even direct warmongering, are protected by free-speech, unless a white english guy does it.
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>>37237363
good luck with that , crypto bullshit doesn't seem so bad now does it?
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>>37237363
How about pakis stop blowing up children
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What's going on? I mean with your missold PPI?
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>>37237338
Mi5 are hunting down the terror cells but it's easy said than done
Isis in syra are done for just give it time
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>>37237296
This is sad... All politicians say the same shit yet never do anything... The only one I trust to eventually sort it is Putin.

When France got hit he said "if they were to try this here I'd have every Muslim executed within the hour"
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>>37237383
Google people arrested for hate speech uk
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Ultimately the answer is to ban Islam and deport all muslims from the UK even if they are British citizens.

"But that's barbaric and immoral!"

Yes it is, so is blowing up 22 children.

By not banning Islam and deporting all Muslims, you're saying that having constant terrorist attacks is the lesser of two evils.

You're saying you'd rather have 22 dead kids and keep muslims in Britain.
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>>37237419
What country would accept millions of people we don't want
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Went to Manchester yesterday. It seemed pretty normal apart from the cops with mp5s. Some stacy from CNN approached me and fwb famalam and asked if we knew anything.

We told her reviewbrah was one of the victims and the perpertrator was someone by the name of Sam Hyde.
Sources? She asked...
Pol, we told her with serious faces
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>>37237437
I thought they were all high IQ doctors and engineers? I'm sure any sharia country would love them
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>>37237419
>deporting people who aren't criminals based on religious beliefs
fundamentally unbritish desu
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>>37237408
Yet somehow they never attack Russia. Really makes you think. There again, are there many/ any Muslims in Russia to begin with?
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>>37237437
Pick any muslim country
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>>37237437
Whichever sandy shithole they came from.
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>>37237446
No there not and no they wouldn't
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>>37237450
So you'd rather have blown up kids?
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>>37237451
>what is Chechnya
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>>37237437

Good point anon, we should just sterilise them.
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>>37237458
Born in UK
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>>37237451
you ever heard of Nord Ost? russia is basically constantly at war with this muslim part of it called "Chechnya".
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>>37237451
Yes. Russia is 20% Muslim. That's a massive muslim population.

The difference is that Russian Muslims are integrated and primarily Russian. Because Russia doesn't stand for any of that extremist shit.

There's even military units in the Russian army made up of entirely Muslims that were deployed into Syria that wanted the chance to fuck up ISIS.
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>>37237469
Tough fuck. Parents or grandparents were born in Syria? There they go then.
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>14 children still missing

God bless those Muslim tax drivers offering free rides
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>>37237468
>having extremist beliefs is genetic
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>>37237475
>>37237471
>>37237467
Thanks lads, was totally ignorant of this fact. Russia has its problems but clearly Islam is dealt with appropriately there (and not with intolerance either, it sounds like).
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>>37237469
>parents born in pakiland
>get by with shitty english
>oh no you couldn't send these pakis back to pakiland they can't speak the language!
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>Anjem Choudary able to radicalise muslims for years
>Not arrested
>Guy teaches a god to do a nazi salute
>Arrested
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>>37237487
That wasn't my point I'm saying they have UK citizenship only so there's no where you can deport them to
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>>37237502
who cares, they're not fucking native

if I had an english kid in korea, no one would say they're fucking korean lad
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>>37237502
What the fuck is Pakistan, Iraq, or Syria going to do to fucking stop us? Alternatively we could stick them on a banana boat, tow it out into international waters, and leave them to fend for themselves.
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>>37237437
The sahara desert. The antartic. That floating island of plastic in the pacific.

There are plenty of places to unload them.
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>>37237528
Fantasy world politics
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>>37237502
they're a 5th column in our society, their 'citizenship' should be revoked and they can all go back to where their parents came from
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whats the point of being born if you are ugly?
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>>37237528
>>37237541
Mummy May the big, hard-arsed Tory was too scared to even make a connection with Islam in her statement yesterday. Stuff like this will never, ever happen in this weak country.
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>>37237490
Well I mean, if you could convert a god to Nazism you'd have an extremely powerful weapon
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>>37237475
Russia comes across as much stronger. You don't fuck with Russia.
Western Europe is a free haven of weak hippies who just want to hug everyone, because if we all get hugs and feel loved then no-one will ever hurt anyone else ever again.
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Anyone fancy offering up a practical solution that might actually be doable?
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If I moved to China I'd have to:

>Renew my visa every year and prove that I am of some benefit to their country when I'm doing it ie prove I have a job.
>Speak the language, the Chinese government wont be publishing official documents in my language, or getting translators like our push over country
>Even if I married a Chinese girl I still have no "right" to live in China and must continue to prove my worth to the country
>If my wife gives birth, that child still doesn't gain automatic "right" to live in China. I must still prove my worth to the country.
>If at any point I stop being of worth to China then our entire family, including the child in china get's deported
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>>37237542
>it can't happen because it'll hurt peoples feelings!!!
If we can't deport them all then we should just send them to camps and have them work until they die.
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>>37237561
Pity this general election is so fucked. Our two leader options are:
>weak, muslim-loving, brit-hating, surveillance-first Mummy May
>weak, pacifistic, ban-the-bomb Corbyn

We're fucked.
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>>37237577
I've got one but you wont like it
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>>37237577
oh I think a civil uprising resulting in full deportations is pretty likely desu with you lad
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>>37237589
That would be FANTASTIC for isis recruitment they would have an army of 100000 in a week
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>>37237490
>teaching god to salute
The raw power that man must wield. How could they even contain him after such an act? Did it drain so much of his power that he was easy to arrest and seal deep beneath the earth?
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anyone who doesn't think there's been a massive shift in opinion across the country is delusional

they made a massive mistake targeting children, every parent across the country just became in favour of mass deportations.
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>>37237601
Yeah and if they have no one in here and we block any shitskins from coming in they can't fucking touch us.
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>>37237577
Licence the preaching of Islam have have imams checked regularly my a sort of ofsted
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>not even dinner time
>eaten 450 calories
granola yoghurt was nice though
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>>37237582
Stay at home in Yingguo, Yingguoren
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I'm sitting right next to the fucking tranny and I can't hear a thing she's saying because she mumbles everything
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>>37237613
>be isis
>get into plane in Egypt
>hijack plane
>fly it into London Tower block
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>>37237614
I would be in favour of this.
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>>37237614
u wot m8
drbloz
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>>37237634
Oh well fuck it then. Guess those children should just suck it up and stop being so Islamophobic for not wanting to be blown apart.
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>>37237644
What don't you understand?
Originally
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>>37237055
>Swear to fuck the only thing stopping me from acting is that the police would lock me up without a second thought unlike fucking achmed

this is what needs to happen

people standing up against the multicultural tyranny

every time they arrest George for following a paki rape gang or protesting a radical mosque
we get another person out there to replace them

people will constantly see police resources directed against Brits while nothing is done to stop the original paki perpetrators
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>>37237658
You've lost the argument
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>>37237611
There has been a massive shift.

But it's not in the direction you want.

When people scream "Do something about terrorism". They mean start monitoring the internet and become more authoritarian.

They don't mean "deport muslims"

Why do you think support for the snoopers charter is so high among normies?
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>>37237673
Yeah because I'm probably arguing with a mudslime whos only here to fan the flames.
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>>37237659
The messed up typing near the end.
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>>37237611
I simply do not believe you. They intended to cause outrage and horror and they succeeded. This is all according to keikaku. Don't worry, the (((media))) will convince everyone to suck it up as usual.
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Call ISIS "my friends"?
Campaign on behalf of ISIS?
Say that ISIS bombings are justified?
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>>37237690
OfSted? There're a regulatory body that make sure things like teaching is up to standard
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>>37237685
But the Internet dose need to be policed how else will we find an arest terrorist
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>get home from morning hike
>find a tick in my arm

fucking brilliant, hate these little cunts
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Feel like I've hit rock bottom, lads. I'm so terrified of this job interview that I've cancelled it, but I don't have the courage to tell my parents, so now I'm outside a B&Q In a suit in this roasting weather, and can't reasonably go home for at least 2 more hours.
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Oneitis said it'll never happen
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>>37237736
Heated pin lad
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>>37237736
shit lad, you'll be bed ridden from lyme disease within a year
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>sunburnt all over my face and neck

At least it serves as proof that I'm white.
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>>37231081
you just online friends lad they help
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>>37237751
>At least it serves as proof that I'm white.
Get fucked Amir, you're on borrowed time
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I think we an all admit that we should have never let Muslims into Britain in the first place right? Even those that don't support cracking down on muslims must realise that if our country had 0 muslims we wouldn't have any islamic terrorism.
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>>37237703
Oh sure let's continue supporting Saudi Arabia who are literally a Muslim extremist country and the biggest exporter of Wahhabism
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>>37231286
Music is a good hobby to keep your mind occupied. I can't die until I can play over Giant Steps and own an alembic bass. What stuff did you buy?
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>>37237450
>fundamentally unbritish
Islam, Muslims, Pakistanis and Arabs are all far more fundamentally unbritish then kicking a group of people out
which there is historical precedent for
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>>37237611

Some ultra lefty on my Facebook made a post about how he supported peace talks with ISIS but now he doesn't and posted an article about some dudes fighting in Syria
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found this on /r/cringe lads.

Just kidding it's from the UK sub.
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>>37237763
will it be enough though? people who become terrorists are already criminals, what's to stop them becoming illegal immigrants, then blowing themselves up?
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>>37237703
>The tories bombed Libya
>The terrorist was a Libyan refugee
>The Mosque he attended was funded by Saudi Arabia
>Our Tory government recently sold billions worth of weapons arming the Saudis over the last few years

But yes swallow the telegraph BS about Corbyn being the bigger evil compared to May, keep calling him a "cuck"

He'll just Gulag you when they get into power m9, and you deserve it
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>>37237803
>people will blame Islam but it's Daesh that is the cancer

Spawned from Islam.

Really activates the almonds.
>>
Anyone seen clock work planet I'm half way through and I'm really enjoying it
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What now islamaphobes?
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>>37237829
Kek that's hilarious
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>>37237709
Ah right, didn't know that. The double have and 'my' paired with it confused me.
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>>37237829
well he's brown, so...he counts as a muslim for narrative purposes
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>>37237829
more proof Sikhs are bro tier
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>>37237829
kek, i like sikhs. they just keep to themselves and do their own shit
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It's too hot lads, I've been walking for about half an hour and I'm ready to expire.
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>>37237863
Sikhs are best brown immigrants.
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>>37237803
i wonder how long that list at the end needs to get before people realise how pathetic this bullshit routine is
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Is all this terrorist shit our own fault because we fucked up the middle East or am I missing something?
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>>37237901
The middle East was fucked up before we got involved
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>>37237803
>Manchester is the jewel of the North
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>>37237901
it's our fault because we thought we could domesticate savages
>>
Muhammed and Abdul love it when we #endure #wontletthischangeus

Makes us much easier to bomb in the future.
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>>37237877
Tell me about it come back winter I miss you
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>>37237901
The middle east has always been a fucking mess of tribal warfare and religious fanatics but this was a bit contributing factor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sykes%E2%80%93Picot_Agreement

Basically, in WW1 we made a shit ton of promises to certain groups so we could cripple the Ottoman Empire and secure oil for the war.

When it came to handing over the land we promises we basically turned around to them groups and said "Lmao naa, we're going to just draw the borders for you"

Basically, it's like redrawing the borders for Europe and saying "England now controls northern France, Southern France controls Spain, East Germany is now Polish clay, Italy own Greece now, Norway is now part of Scotland" etc.

It would be a mess and would cause a lot of tension and conflict. That's what we did with the Middle East.
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>>37237901
>Is all this terrorist shit our own fault because we fucked up the middle East or am I missing something?

Yes
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Day 5 of Muhammed raping me in the ass

My anus has been completely destroyed

Nevertheless I am confident that eventually my tolerance will stop him #nevergiveintohate #solidarity #wontletthischangeourwayoflife
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Oh crap lads 900 troops to be deployed on the steets
http://news.sky.com/story/manchester-suicide-bomber-salman-abedi-known-up-to-a-point-10890795
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>>37237628
if they're trans they're probably self conscious of their voice
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>>37237803
>You sought to divide us and you failed
I'd love to know where they're getting this intel

seems to me he sought to kill people, and he succeeded
>>
With exercising to lose weight, should I be taking any days off to rest or should I be pushing myself every day?
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>>37238010
do whatever you want
losing weight is 90% diet
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>>37238010
Definitely rest
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>mummy making me go to the shop
>going to have to walk past all the chocolate and sweets

Going to be tough lads. Anyone want anything?

>>37237737
Sorry to hear that lad. If I was you I would just go home and say it was the wrong shop or something. Have you been to the GP about your anxiety lad? You sound like you couldn't manage a job at the moment, sorry if that is presumptuous. When you get home try and forget about today desu~
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>>37237990
hmm military deployed on the streets

Sure seems like this is what would happen in a "united" and "tolerant" society.
>>
The absolute state of Anime.
>>
Today I'm going to go out and hug every Muslim I meet to show ISIS that terrorism will never defeat us
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>>37238010
you can alternate days with cardio and strength training. take sunday off.
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>>37238074
>BREAKING NEWS: 21 year old man stabbed and killed by Muslim man who was heard to have said "Fuck the white man!".
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>>37234494
Going to cash out my mad crypto gains and buy a RuneScape membership
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>>37238034
>Anyone want anything?
twix
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>>37238091
He just wasn't tolerant enough #notallmuslims
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>>37238092
you are a horrible person and i hate you so much
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>>37238118
I hate you too, lad.
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>>37238034
Nah, I can't go home with such a weak excuse. I've done interviews before anyway, I just spazzed out this time and now I have to pay for my cowardice.
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>tfw internet suddenly slow as fuck today

is it the heat lads? dont know what that would be it, but it's annoying
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>>37238121

Tell them they rearranged the interview.
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>>37238153
That would mean he'd have to go outside again to pretend to go to a second interview
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>>37238121
I've been in your shoes lad, there's no lower feeling than going home and lying to your parents about how it went.

I hope you find the confidence you need soon my man.
>>
got a cheeky tip for you lads, make some ice tea and use that to make blackcurrent ribena
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>>37238202

I just buy diluted ribena m8
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>>37238259
completely missed the point m8, it's an interesting and unique flavour
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>dont take in muslim immigrants
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>>37238281
>tfw xi is starting to speak sense
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>>37238202
Thanks heston
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Been out of touch with the music scene for a while.

>find out so many bands have released albums and EPs since my departure.

Time to re-register.
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>it's a parents have friends over so now i'm trapped in my room because i'm a complete retard episode
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>>37238335
I hate this lad. I always have to starve myself because I'm too much of a mong to shout down for food
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>>37238335
loius you're going feral
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Feeling quite handsome today tbqhwy lads.
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I'm boiling hot, my fan isn't working, and i'm at a very high risk of being jihaded by a truck of peace. How's everyone else doing?
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>>37238359

get fucked wayne, get absolutely fucked!
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>>37238335
I feel obliged to go down so half the time I just end up sat drinking in the corner. Doesn't happen often anymore though.
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Why is everyone saying they are so hot? Im super sensitive to heat and im not even sweating and i dont have any fans.

Is it hotter outside lahndahn or something?
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which one should i watch lads?
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>1:30
>Post still hasn't arrived

What DID they mean by this?
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>>37238366
>i'm at a very high risk of being jihaded by a truck of peace
How are you being targeted directly? Did you complain when ahmed short changed you at the kebab shop?
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>>37238396
I normally find amazon prime comes around 1-2pm.
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>>37238387
>inferior version of body snatchers
Wew
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>>37238387
No country for old men

If that had been the 1970s version of Invadion of the Bodysnatchers, I'd have recommended that though
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>>37238387
Body Snatchers (1970, fuck that one), Maltese Falcon, Robocop, Forbidden Planet, No Country for Old Men.

That order.

>>37238396
My post always comes around 2, and the dozy cow always half posts it through the letter box.
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>tfw get id'ed while buying The Thing at CEX
I forgot they even did that.
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>>37238405
I'm in Caahdiff, living 15 mins from the stadium. While all the armed forced and shit are getting deployed to london the medium-large cities are gonna be relatively under-protected and likely targeted.
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>>37238359
>>37238370
Anyone still got the MP3? Lost mine somewhere on an old hard drive.
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>got rejected for a postman job

I just want to be comfy
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>>37238436
It's called r9k audiobook on youtube
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>>37238430
i remember when i tried to buy a graphic novel from a local comic shop and they wouldent sell it to me because i didnt have Id
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This weather is so uncomfy fucks sake lads
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>>37238450
I've seen so many comfy jobs advertised lately, I really hope I get one of them.

I want to be a night time mobile parking attendant and give people tickets while they're sleeping, like a supervillain
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>twf i want a daughter but im also afraid that she will become a slut
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>>37238450
>you will never walk around in autismo shorts in the summer and have no one say a fucking thing because you bring there mail.

Do people tip posties here? I see it on American shows, but never here. I'd be embarressed if I was a postman and got tipped.

>>37238465
They probably thought you were too fucking normie, or you know, stop trying to buy Dojinshu (sp?)

>Graphic novel
You mean a comic right?
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>>37238488
>and give people tickets while they're sleeping, like a supervillain

lad, this would be one fucking comfy job
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>>37238488
Nighttime is when the drunks are about your more likely to be assaulted then
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>>37238488

>night time mobile parking attendant

You get abuse off drunks, they have to go out with a partner at night in Newcastle.
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mummy may says the only reason we're not catching all the terrorist is we're not monitoring everyone hard enough
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>>37238489
Not if your a strong role model
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>>37238491
surely no one tips the postman, the only time ive heard tipping the postman mentioned is when people bring up how silly it is to tip waiters when they don't do an exceptional job and they just deliver your food, people say "you don't tip your postman do you?", or do americans actually tip the people who bring their post?
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>>37238489
you daughter will, absolutely will get fucked by a thick hard cock, always remember that
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>>37238500
>start printing out a ticket
>yuff sees the cunt
>'oi cunt, sneaky bastard get a real job ye prick'.
>yuff proceeds to kick his cunt

Night time parking attendant is not comfy.
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>>37238524
3 years ago I worked with a postie as a temp over Christmas they get hundreds but only at that time of year
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>>37238524

My gran gives him a tenner at christmas
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>>37238524
At christmas at least I think it's etiquette to tip the posty in yankland.
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>>37238491
>They probably thought you were too fucking normie,

nah, loads of normies go there. its one of them normie comic shops. you even get girls there. they sell manga, figures and shit like that too

forgot what the graphic novel was but it was deffo not porn. i think it was just a bit violent and intended for an adult audience. i probably looked about 15 at the time
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>>37238515
i think we should shut down all the porn sites because the terrorist might be posting hidden messages to each other in the videos
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>>37238546
>>37238547
>>37238555
>tfw gave the postie a christmas card thanking him for delivering my drugs

obviously i didnt say thank you for delivering drugs in the card but im pretty sure he knows what hes delivering each time
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>>37238557
Owning a comic book shop is my dream job
>>
You never see a skinny downy
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>tfw clearing 48 cans of beer out of my room
Fucking hell
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>>37238520
i would make sure she done martial arts, worked out, and read a lot. i would also install strong morals into her.

i may never have kids anyway lol.

>>37238538
wont really be bothered as long as its a decent lad and her bf
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>>37238574
if you were a downy why wouldnt you stuff your face to get rid of the pain?
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>>37238560
Porn is bad for you desu. Get a prozzi instead
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>>37238584
decent white lad*

fixed
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>>37238450
Did you put on a Polish accent?

>>37238456
Cheers la.
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>>37238571
would be decent. comics are becoming more normie tier now so you will have a decent amount of buyers.

collecting figures seems to be becoming normie tier
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>>37238571
It's not worth it lad.
I worked in one and the owner was miserable, poor, and the customers were fucking horrible soul sucking people.

The owner use to have to deal with all the autismos trying to be his besty and don't even get me started on fan girls lad.

I got shouted at by a fat guy because I told him I haven't read capes since whenever morrison's run on Batman ended and that was the only cape I read at the time.
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It's gay that every time there's a terror attack the whole world has to compete over who feels the most sympathy for the victims. No one except people who live in Manchester actually give a shit
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>>37238590
t.Roastie enabler
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>>37238616
Ied sell costumes for Cosplay and star wars merch to
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>>37238624
i remember when i was in a comic shop and some fat autistic guy start complaining because they didnt have the first volume of the naruto manga lol
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So do you think everyone that went to the concert and their parents will be redpilled now?
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>>37238625
It's gay that every time there's a terror attack the whole world shines the nations colours on its landmarks and nothing actually gets done
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>>37238631
But porn is made by rosties too and at least with prozzies it's you getting the sex
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>>37238658
roasties that get degraded for a relative pittance and at least with prozzies you're getting aids
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>>37238647
led? never heard of this shop but yeah, im not surprised.

being a "nerd" is cool now.

real nerds shit in their room studying shit out of pure interest.
>>
>having a wank at work
YA'LL NIGGAS CAN'T FUCK WITH YE
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I'm full of flu and it fucking sucks.
Send help.
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>>37238648
It's either fat loud guys or quiet skinny cunts that wont shut up about how awesome everything is.

You ever see High Fidelity, or read the book. Imagine being JohnCusack and your staff is Jack Black and Todd Louiso...and set in a comic store.
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>>37238650
Because we've created a culture where it's RAYSIST to condemn terrorists. Meanwhile the UK gets involved in America's war with the middle east over oil, we continue to sell areas to Saudi Arabia, the rich get richer, and we get blown up as a result.
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Back from the shop. Ended up buying some sweets and chocolate which I've put in my binge drawer. It is way too hot lads~

What are we up to this afternoon? Video games and large amounts of zero calorie drinks for me~
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>>37238699
Lay in bed, have some soup, read some comics, don't stress yourself, maybe watch some animu. Just rest and you'll be great.
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>>37238722
Beer and films later. Looking forward to it. Only 3 more hours of this shithole left.
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>>37238701
i have never been massively into comics myself.

usually, decent shit does have an autistic audience and it ruins it for the relatively normal people. me and my friends tried getting into magic the gathering and we went to a social type place in town that is used for playing card games and board games. everyone in this card games place was really fucking autistic and it put us off going again. some skinny retards started complaining under their breathe about us playing magic the gathering rather than yugioh.
>>
POSTIE YOU'RE TAKING THE PISS REEEEEEE
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>>37238722
Trying to clothes shop but I can't find anything that would look good on me, might play some prey in a bit, I'm just really bored right now
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>>37238722
Just downloaded a few albums so gonna catch up with them. Then gonna go get a chinese (Chiken Balls, Fried Rice and Salt 'n' Pepper chips), then Play Tony Hawks Underground all night.

>>37238766
This is why I never got into Warhammer. Went to the Games Workshop in town that had games all the time and 'beginner nights'. The store always had such a musty smell and the people playing were all grumpy bearded adults wearing hoodies in summer.
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stop bullying nerds guys :(
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>>37238701
>You ever see High Fidelity, or read the book. Imagine being JohnCusack and your staff is Jack Black and Todd Louiso...and set in a comic store.
I'd watch that film.
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>>37238804
>Games Workshop
I almost walked into one of those but the guy behind the counter looked prime and ready to start talking to me so I walked past.
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>>37238790
My posty has just been.
She delivered spam. I already have sky why would I pay more for virgin and get half the shit I do on sky?

>>37238824
You know it would star Kevin Smith as the Jack Black character though, right? Would you watch it then... I don't know who is worse, Jack Black or Kevin Smith.
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>>37238790
Isn't it normal for the postman to come around 1-2pm? Ours rarely comes before midday
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Would you say this is an average British diet?

>breakfast
Cereal or toast, if it's a weekend or something a "Full English" (sausages, bacon, eggs etc.)

>lunch
Since most people work it's usually a sandwich/pasty or a microwave meal, with crisps and chocolate

>dinner
Potatoes, vegetables and some kind of meat. Dessert is usually some kind of pudding.

>snack
Tea and biscuits
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>>37238852
Jack Black is worst.
At least Kevin Smiths talks are pretty funny
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Just discovered that remixing current pop songs into an 80's style is a thing on youtube. Bit cheesy like that A E S T H E T I C shit but im enjoying it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6ZkPqpi1lE
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>>37238852
>Kevin Smith
I no longer want to watch this film.
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>>37238804
>The store always had such a musty smell

lol. the card game place i went to had exactly the same smell.

at the time, me and my mates just wanted an alternative to going clubbing on the weekend. i find normies boring but the alternatives seem even worse.

>>37238815
cant help it lad. they bullied my life.
>>
off uni for the summer, what do
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>>37238947
Find something better to do with your time that isn't uni
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>>37238815
I don't bully nerds.

I fucking destroy them.
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>>37238947
get a summer job
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>>37238947
Get /fit/
Get better at drawing
Make a fake story like SSanon
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>>37238947
get a job so you don't have to whine about only being able to afford 20p smart price noddles in a couple months
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>>37238947
Go visit your parents, go travel up and town the country, go to ireland and call derry londonderry. I don't know lad, it's your life.
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>>37238947
Same lad. I've already been off for a month because I was off study for exams

I was thinking about getting myself a bird but that isn't working out because I'm socially inept.
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>>37238986
get a literal bird
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>>37238995
this

something cool though, like a chaffinch
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>>37238995
My cat would kill it
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>>37238986
see
>>37238995
Get a fucking penguin lad. Best birds.
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>need a sleeveless red leather vest with exposed midriff to cosplay as terry bogard
>only women's clothes have this style
>pick size 12 (the fuck is that even???!)
>be 5'9 172lbs 11% bodyfat(shooting for 8-9% by mid june)
>I can actually wear it but it literally cuts off on my sternum, also my wide shoulders/back makes it expose the area connecting my shoulders and chest too much

IM SO FAT
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>>37239012
bird goes in cage
cat has no thumbs
can't open cage
safe bird
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>>37238947
Cum from prostate stimulation.
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>>37238995
>tfw no cockatiel
Feels bad that I can't have pets
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>>37239023
Lad, I'm not getting a literal bird. Thanks for the advice though.
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>>37238947
Get a job so you don't wind up like 90% of the other faggot students who live unemployed and miserable for their whole lives.
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>>37239022
Kill yourself fatty fuck.
80kg is too much weight for a 5'9 guy.
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>>37239022
kek you don't even know what fat is
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lads i can feel myself delevoping a oneitis, how do i get out before it's too late?
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>>37239045
Get a job at McDonalds. Everyone is fucking everyone so if you can't get a bird there you're doing something wrong lad.
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>>37239052

but it's mostly muscle... I can wear size 30 skinny jeans and medium shirts are sooooo baggy at the stomach area.
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>>37239059
Ask her out tomorrow and get rejected.
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>>37239068
>muscle
>can wear 30 skinny jeans
You miss leg day faggot?
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You know those people who are really nice and funny? How do they do that? How do they be so nice and funny?
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>>37239068
Is your physique getting you anywhere socially?
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>>37239090
prescription drugs
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>>37239063
Cba getting a shit job just so i can get a shag. Ideally I was going to read, work out, and have a bird.
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>>37239052
>tfw 78kg at 5'7"
Food is my only comfort
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>>37239085

I have not done a squat, deadlift or leg press in the past 5 years (very bad back, thunder thighs are gross, deadlifts make your mid section thick and wide aka unaesthetic)

I'm not a faggot trying to attract bears or whatever.
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>>37239052
Oi. 12 stone is a good weight for a 5 ft 9 guy if he lifts. Stop being a faggot.
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>>37239090
people who seem nice and funny are normally massive cunts behind closed doors, they bottle up all their hate and annoyance and let it out by beating their wife or some shit
>>
Stop responding to the fucking tranny freak please lads.

Nice one x
>>
Does anyone go to Durham uni? People I know will be coming back from there soon and I'm gonna have to be social so I'd like to know when they get back
>>
what course should i do next year help me out lads
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>>37239102
>refuses to get a shit job
Lad, after uni you'll beg for a mcjob.

>>37239105
You do realise girls are laughing at your weird shape body.

>>37239118
He doesn't though, he's a fucking upper faggot who looks like Johnny fucking bravo.
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>>37239105
Do them leg curls lad or go on the exercise bike. I do both of these
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>>37239120
Don't pick on trannies, some of them are cute
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>>37239133
btec innit bruv
>>
>>37239133
at uni? what a levels do you do?
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>>37239022
You're not fat, most women's clothes are designed for height 5'5, I'm 5'10 and tall clothes fit me best.
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>>37239099

Outside of workmates complimenting how thin I'm getting, or some black guy telling me my shoulders are hunched, not really.

It feels very good to be lean and muscular though, lifting for girls is the #1 way to spot a faggot.

At first you lift for pussy, then you realize that's retarded and you start lifting for your yourself (or at the very least your waifu or to attract underaged femboys)
>>
>>37239141
Name 3.
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>>37239159
>underaged femboys
Going to tell Mummy May about you, you sick pederast.
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>>37239159
Don't most girls prefer lean guys anyway? Most of the lean guys I know have gfs and get casual sex
>>
>>37239103
iktf anon, except im worse, im like 5'3 and 82kg
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>>37239148
yes i do btec i'm a fucking autist
>>37239153
no at college did some shitty media course but didn't like it but i might go for construction seeing that u can make good money also its mostly apprenticeship
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Musicfags, when you buy a new album do you sit an give it an uninterrupted listen, or do you put it on and do other stuff.

I tend to do the latter and never fully experience the album until I put it on later and just chill on the sofa having a fag (not weed, not a junkie).
>>
>>37239204
I normally have my laptop open and might post a bit on here but i usually just sit back and listen to it
>>
>>37239204
If you're doing construction you should go for something like being an electrician or a plasterer. Every kid and his dog are becoming bricklayers these days.
>>
>>37239194
Defo do a trade course at college lad.
>did IT, then Social Sciences. Bummed around unemployed for a few years then went back and did Carpentry and joinery
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>>37239204
>not a junkie
>still abuse drugs

mate, you are just the same, do you think people who are hooked on pills all their lives arent druggies as well? youre all degenerate
>>
>>37239159
At one point, about six months into SS, I thought being able to squat as much as possible, getting "swole" (cringe) and lifting in general were important life goals.

Now I don't see the point in being able to bench 200kg or whatever, or being so big you can't scratch your back.

I lift for health and fitness, i.e. living a long healthy life, and to make me better at sports.
>>
Does anyone else think that the ideal GF meme is one of the best things to happen to /r9k/ in a long time? It's such a comfy meme, it can have feels, it can even be funny.
>>
>>37239204
Usually I listen to the album and do shit. I usually know after the first listen whether or not I'll love it.
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>>37239138

You realize "leg day" memes are literally the spawn of fat/untrained retards trying to feel superior to people who actually lift right?

It's literally CGL's version of "b-b--but s-s-she's a fuckin slut!!" when j-nig gets posted.
>>
>>37239229
How old were you when you did carpentry lad? I'm 25 and have no prospects in life, if I can't find a trade I'll probably just die on benefits.
>>
>>37239247

It's totally passed me by, I try not to look at the rest of r9k because it makes me lose hope for the world.
>>
>>37239257
I was 26 lad.
Everyone was about 16-21 but there was a few older people there. It's not too bad.
>>
>>37239191

I live in my room 14 hours a day and spend the rest on work/mandatory shit because I'd rather just play visual novels/mmos/4chan.

I'm sure I'd attract some slags with a lean, fit body but fuck roasties, don't really care about em, I spend too much money as it is on shit I actually want.
>>
Don't like going out when it's hot because of all the females in revealing clothing
>>
>>37239253
>mfw you wanna look like pic related

>mfw DON'T. EVEN. HAVE A GOD. DAMN. F.
>>
>>37239265
This. I caught it last night for the first time because every now and then I'll actually give this board a browse.

I'm too normie for the REEEE WOMAN threads.
>>
>>37239204
first time i listen to an album i usually do other stuff too, let the atmosphere and feel of the album wash over me, then if i like it listen more closely the second time
however i mostly stream albums before i buy them, if ive bought an album i havent heard before i listen to it properly, if its an album ive previously streamed i usually just stick it on my ipod and listen next time im walking somewhere
>>
>>37239141

not the one in this thread though
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Celebrating my birthday in Manchester as news of the Manchester Arena bomb broke.
The anger is monumental.
For what reason will this ever stop?

Theresa May says such attacks "will not break us", but her own life is lived in a bullet-proof bubble, and she evidently does not need to identify any young people today in Manchester morgues. Also, "will not break us" means that the tragedy will not break her, or her policies on immigration. The young people of Manchester are already broken - thanks all the same, Theresa. Sadiq Khan says "London is united with Manchester", but he does not condemn Islamic State - who have claimed responsibility for the bomb. The Queen receives absurd praise for her 'strong words' against the attack, yet she does not cancel today's garden party at Buckingham Palace - for which no criticism is allowed in the Britain of free press. Manchester mayor Andy Burnham says the attack is the work of an "extremist". An extreme what? An extreme rabbit?
In modern Britain everyone seems petrified to officially say what we all say in private. Politicians tell us they are unafraid, but they are never the victims. How easy to be unafraid when one is protected from the line of fire. The people have no such protections.

Morrissey
23 May 2017.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/23/morrissey-attacks-politicians-and-the-queen-over-manchester-terrorism-response
>>
>>37239275
Same here
Original message
>>
>>37239388
He sounds scared
>>
>>37239436
You should be too. He sees what is coming, he knows how the future plays out. We should all be scared, we should all be very very scared.
>>
>>37239388
fucking hell. what a beautiful bastard. i have always liked the smiths. i never knew Morrissey was such a legend
>>
>>37239461
Faggot
Nothing scares a real English man
>>
>just found out my town has a poo in the loo mayor
I should really pay more attention to politics
>>
>>37239503
Is that 'town' called London?
>>
>>37239516
>>37239516
>>37239516
>>37239516
New Threads lads. Let's talk morrissey and his racist views about chinese and now muslims.
>>
>>37239520
No, she's conservative
>>
>>37239478
he's a bit of a hypocrite tbqh, he lives in italy and bashes immigration
>>
I think it's funny how it's always just 'one extremist'.
They never add them all up do they?

I'm pretty sure everything starts with one. I don't think Aids started in mass did it?
>>
>>37238412
seriously? i've seen both and i much prefer the 50s version
>>
>>37238625
>No one except people who live in Manchester actually give a shit
No one who lives in Manchester gives a shit
>>
>>37238995
My neighbourhood has designated me the loony bird rescuer because they know I'm a soft touch with animals. I have a pet pigeon and my cat knew instinctively that she couldn't attack him because he's an indoor bird. He's a boss, they play with her treat ball together and he sits on the sofa next to her watching TV.
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>>37240040
This is when I'd had him a few weeks, he was 14 days old when he arrived.
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