Purest of love

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>>37223892
show me how much u care about me and shoot yourself

>>37223852
Yeah it can be pretty amazing being a girl, three weeks out of four.

My brother was browsing Reddit on his PC, I gave him an over-the-shoulder forehead kiss and he kissed me back on the cheek. We're going to bed soon.

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>>37224336
W-what are you gonna do on the bed?

>>37224350
Wah!

oreganoid

>>37223892
these threads are getting ominous
is OP trying to warn us?
nuclear apocalypse SOON ? ?

>>37224453
Don't you mean pomf!?

>>37224457
Kissy your sissy while you still can

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>>37224350
I'm going to grip his hand and force him to comfort me so he can put his other hand on my hair and stroke it as I put my hands on his back and we cuddle to sleep.

>>37224519
Disgusting. Giving him an actual Dutch Oven would be slightly less disgusting than this.

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>>37224519
You shamelessly lewd slut.

>>37224519
Sounds like heaven.
>tfw no clogs imouto

>>37224519
Holy shit you turboslut, there are underage users browsing this board.

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>>37224009
>three weeks out of four.
Took me a few minutes to wrap my head around that.
>>37224519
I usually end up scooting away from my sister and to the wall since it feels so cool. She eventually scoots on over to me though. That's still some pretty vile thought though.

>>37224579
>>37224587
>>37224623
And next morning he's going to make me breakfast after we kiss each other good morning.

Preferably in both ways..
>>37224590
I'm a nee-san anon
>>37224761
Is it okay if I want to squeeze your sister's cheeks and ruffle your hair?

You should scoot towards her sometime.

>>37224903
>Preferably in both ways
Meh that's kind of boring.
remember to greentext it you minx

>>37224903
>I'm a nee-san anon
Well you can be my qt imouto for hugs and protection

my sister is ugly and i dont like her.

>>37224903
I feel like she'd resent you a bit for that, but I'm sure it's all fine and dandy.
And I do scoot, but sometimes that wall feels so nice .

I wish I had a cute sibling to love who'd love me back.

>>37224519
>>37224903
Who knew that clogs would surpass me in lewd so quickly? What a turboslut

>>37225404
Kissy is pure and not lewd at all, purest girl ITT.

>>37225454
HAHA I'm pretty lewd since being sexed

>>37225454
Hahaha.
Obviously I'm purest

hey if you guys want a free incest sex game thats actually pretty good, google summertime saga

its still in alpha though so not super complete yet, still a few hours of incest related fun though

you would like it kissy >>37225480

>>37225480
>implying you've greentexted anything since your second time

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>>37224519
>>37224903
All cute until I remember you're 3D

Laura is purest because she's never had any kind of sex

https://summertimesaga.com/

heres the linkerino

>>37225612
but she wants the Nazi V

>>37225710
So would I if I were a girl. So what?

>>37225710
I just like teasing her a little, nothing wrong with some flirting.

>>37225789
He means its impure.
Which is silly because it's literally the purest form of love.

>>37225838
Incest is pure. Lesbian love is pure. Lesbian incest must be double pure.

>>37223892
How creative would it be to blow a huge load inside my sister?

>>37225930

Guess that depends on which hole you plan to blow into

>>37225959
Preferably right up against her cervix.

>>37226033
Do you want to inseminate her?

>>37225930
Very. Now go paint her vaginal canvas, you creative bastard

>>37226048
>Do you want to inseminate her?
desperately

>>37225510
Eh, thanks but I have real incest
>>37225537
I will greentext the next time my brother fucks me how's that?

>>37225899
You know it anon.

>>37226033
Let me just say that poking the cervix hurts. Not to be a party pooper.

>>37226103
Wish I was a girl. You're the sexiest here

>>37226103
>Let me just say that poking the cervix hurts. Not to be a party pooper.
I'd be careful not to poke it, just bathe it in my seed.

>>37226099
but you could greentext literally anything. You could greentext the time when you asked him what breakfast he wanted, then he mumbled his response, you asked him to repeat himself and he responded in a visibly irritated manner, and when he left you cried for hours

>>37226123
Aw, thanks anon. But you know I'm pretty much monogamous.
Plus, have you seen kissy's milkbags though. Not envious, just damn.

>>37226208
I want to play with yours though

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>>37226290
shut the fuck up already and stop orbiting

>>37226311
>sisley
Pottery

>>37226311
Please don't anon.

>>37226442
Hah, fuck. I never even noticed that.

>>37226502
no one's stopping you from putting a more flattering picture out there if that's what you're worried about

>>37226311
That's Austria? Huh.

>>37226605
I've seen better pictures of her. She looks more cute normally. Still ultra flat chest though.

no I won't share

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>>37226605
That's not even it (alright, a bit), I just feel weird about when random anons repost my face. Not bad weird, just "why'd you save it?" kinda.

>>37226658
Disappointed?

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>>37223892
I gave my imouto a head pat at Costco

>>37226683
>no I won't share those pictures that make her look cute

What a favor you're doing her.

>>37226735
took it from the archive

Flat is justice.

>>37226735
Nah. I'm not one of the ones fapping to you. I probably shouldn't have even looked at it but I didn't know what it was at first.

>>37226683
>looks more cute normally
Titcow thanks
>still ultra flat chest though
Titcow pls

>>37226784
Yeah, no worries. It's just an odd feeling for me.

>>37226790
Well, now you know anon.

>>37226830
I dunno why you or others uploaded your picture in the first place. Will just be used against you by some anons.

>Younger brother has been getting sick the past few days
>case of bronchitis as it seems
>Up to me to take care of him and keep an eye on him today
>Makes sure he takes the prescribed pills and medicine
>fish out the old humidifier, clean it up, and set it up in his room with the decongestant liquid
>Make sure he's comfortable in bed, has whatever electronics he needs, and close the door to keep the vapor in the room
>check up on hims periodically and take his temperature too
>Probably going to end up cooking or getting dinner for him too

Not entirely bad feels, but it's at times like this I wish I had an imouto to do all these things for and dote on her while doing them instead.

>>37227303
Anon, you're a really great older sibling. Honestly I'm sure that means the world to him, that you're caring for him like that. Keep being great.

>>37227303
That's pretty cool of you, man. Keep being an awesome brother and I hope your brother gets better.

>>37227303
It's great that you're doing that for him anon.
I'm sure he'll be better in no time thanks to you.

>>37226311
For a rich girl, you can do better. Improve hygiene, get in shape (losing fat % will make your face better overall) wear makeup, get more sleep and get your teeth fixed if that's an option. Then you'll be a major cutie and your sis will like you a little more

>>37227513
>wear makeup
How about no

>>37227338
>>37227340
>>37227412
Thanks guys, I appreciate it. All that I know is that he's got to feel better sooner rather than later. Even if there's less than a month left of school for him, he's got enough absences as it is and doesn't need anymore.

>>37227556
I'm talking foundation or concealer or whatever it is that makes a girl's skin look nice

>>37222294
>>37222312
>>37223409
Yea it's pretty similar, maybe we're the same game but she's the happy ending
>>37223518
Maybe. Anon, if you're still here, how tall are you?
Also, some advice I'd take with a grain of salt because I'm a retarded failure:
I think the best thing to do would be to sit him down and calmly explain how you feel, throwing yourself at him like I did is a bad idea
>>37223493
I didn't take the divorce particularly rough or anything
>>37226311
I always mean to ask this. What are you eating/drinking?
It's in a cup, and a liquid, but you have a spoon
And it's yellow
You confuses me you qt

>>37227560
Like the other poster said before, I'm sure things will go fine when he has a brother like you. Here's hoping for a quick recovery.

>>37227748
It's actually just a cafe latte, the spoon is for sugar and the color is from the lamp above I guess? It's more brownish/cream colored.

Man i hate being late, did i miss Austria posting herself

>>37228147
Rn it wasn't Austria, it was someone else posting her anon

Was he /our/ guy?
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-rape-drug-sister-16-year-old-nolan-bruder-sentence-probation-embarrassment-enough-california-a7749691.html

>>37228495
No, now fuck off. In an original way

>>37228495
There is quite a big difference in drugging someone till you rape them and genuinely loving your sibling and caring for them above all so no he wasn't

>>37228579
There's at least one person here that would be legitimately happy if they were raped by a certain one of their family members

>>37228946
I mean.
Depends how rapey she got.
Just kidding, I know you don't mean me.

>>37228946
hmm I wonder who that would be except I don't

>>37227937
Well now I feel like an idiot
>>37228946
Hmmm

>>37229067
h e l l o p l e a s e d t o m a k e y o u r a c q u a i n t a n c e

>>37229130
Don't think about it too hard, you don't want him to catch you soaking wet now do you?
Do you?

>>37229053
But what if it was your imouto?

>>37229273
I'm not exactly strong but I'm pretty sure if she tried to rape me I could stop her easily.

>>37228177
Who the fuck are you, and some other anon posted her? Thats no bueno

>>37229053
>>37229295
How rapey would be too rapey? What are some of the things you wouldn't want her to do to you?

>>37229339
Well, I guess I'd just want her to be forceful and aggressive but without actually hurting me much. Or maybe do some stuff that gets her off even if she knows I don't like it. (can't think of anything particular right now)

>>37229295
Not if you woke up tied down to the bed

>>37229379
no I meant what are the things you aren't into, or wouldn't want her to do. Like pegging for some example

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>>37229334
Yeah, here it is again for your missed jt the first time.

Also, a lot of rape talk.

>>37229463
I'd be okay with strap-ons.
I wouldn't be into anal I'd say, for example.

>>37229226
Hush anon
>>37229480
Kek

>>37223892
Why would you do that? Gross.
Pretty interesting that this wasn't original.

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>>37229500
I'm gonna find a mobile suit for everyone here if it's the last thing I do.

>>37229480
Thanks Osmium-kun

>>37229500
Do you think you would've had a better chance if you were naked and soaking wet when you were begging for him to love you? Give it a try.

>>37223892
Why did you guys take imuoto out of the title of the threads thats how i used to find it in the archives now i cant go back and find what ive missed

>>37229579
Come on, anon, don't be mean

plus I think that was why she grabbed his dick mid confession, she wanted him to "convince" him.

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>>37229579
Let's not talk about Laura being naked and soaking wet please.

>>37229616
Your getting flustered over thoughts of a nude, aroused Laura is exactly what this thread needs

>>37229676
Please, I'm totally impervious to such thoughts.
I've shlicked too much today, nothing can tempt me.

>>37229579
I think it would have made me seem more pathetic, helpless, and immature in his eyes
>>37229610
Yea I tried just seducing him, even if it was just sexual for him I would have taken it
>>37229616
Getting excited?

>>37229541
Haven't heard that in weeks. No problemo though.

>>37229748
>Getting excited?
Would you like me to be?
But no, I'm pretty fine thanks. How you doing?

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Stop bypassing my filters you fucking niggers.
Even the literal attentionwhores at /stg/ keep their shit consistent. If you can't do that then you are the biggest subhumans on 4chan.

>>37229713
You've been posting all day also. What have you been schlicking to? Did some posts help?

>>37229860
Well as much as I love these threads, I'm the only dyke until Laura comes around so nothing here is very arousing to me.
I've just been kinda thinking about stuff and reading fics, the usual.

>>37229880
You're about to get a solid reee from Laura for that one

>>37230024
Come on, Laura's not that autistic. Or maybe she is. Yea, she probably is.

Either way thread I'll go to sleep early(ish) tonight because I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow morning and apparently normal people schedule those to 9am.
Good night!

>>37230082
Sleep well Austria-chan

>>37229880
Hold your horses there nazi
>>37229796
I'm fine, K's got his last final tomorrow so that's cool
>>37230046
No, I'm focusing all of my autism on a fit of Overwatch rage

>>37230198
Are you going to give him succ to relieve his stress?
How do you feel about the fact that your father will eventually start forgetting you bit by bit until you're a complete stranger to him?

>>37230198
you didn't answer her other question ;)

>>37230268
>spoiler
By what Laura describes, her dad seems pretty great. I doubt that would ever happen. Stop thinking negatively.

>>37230268
>your father will eventually start forgetting you bit by bit until you're a complete stranger to him?
Why the fuck would this even happen?

>>37230268
Do you mean growing old? I get that he'll slow down eventually, but I doubt he'll go full Alzheimer's
>>37230318
Not gau

>>37230198
What are some of your favorite FPS games?

Dante or Vergil?

>>37230389
Of a time? I'd say Fallout NV, Metro Last Light, Halo
Right now I pretty much exclusively play Overwatch and Rainbow Six, nothing too good has come out lately

why are there so many namefags in here? is it became a forum already in here?

>>37230524
>Fallout NV, Metro Last Light, Halo

literally marry me

>>37230700
Some people continuously post cute stories and it helps us not confuse them all. Hug your family members, post results.

>>37230773
>>37225128
i dont like my sister

>>37227303
Nigga that's gay. If he has bronchitis, then you let him die. That's how it's done with men. But if it were a girl, you'd spoil her until she became your sister gf

>>37230524
>Fallout NV, Metro Last Light, Halo
>Overwatch and Rainbow Six,
So am I really the only one who dislikes shooter games? I always find them boring as fuck, just can't get into them. More of an RPG and card games guy myself.

>>37230852
You can still hug her

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>>37230913
thank you i will try it later. but now i want to hug you now you seem like a nice guy trying to help people.

>>37230756
Y-y-you too anon
>>37230887
I can't get into card games because it bases the hit 100% off rng instead of actual skill, like vats all the time

>>37230964
>I can't get into card games because it bases the hit 100% off rng instead of actual skill,
Yeah kinda, but you still have to be smart enough to build a non-bricky deck, while also being 'skillful' enough to decide on the best combos each turn.

>>37230964
I also liked the L4D games when they were a thing

>like vats all the time

They call that adorkable. That's what you are.

>>37230989
Yea but to me fps games require the same thought process but much faster
Everything you do is a match up of your skill vs everyone else's and nothing else
>>37231020
Oh yea, l4d too
I also loved Brink during it's short life

>>37223892
this is the weirdest shit i have ever witnessed it worse than the crippled porn i watched in the darknet

>>37231347
I don't know what's so shady about two crippled people getting it on to where you have to search for it on the darknet, but you do you.

>>37231300
>Brink

Looks interesting but I haven't played it. The least populated FPS game I've played is probably Dino D-day

>>37231300
>Everything you do is a match up of your skill vs everyone else's and nothing else
Still for the life of me I could never get in any FPS, they all seem so boring and monotone.

>>37231488
if you have an aversion to guns and first person view, sure, but some actually have (or can have) a lot of variety. Halo 3 and Halo Reach's custom games for example

>>37231488
I get what you mean, thankfully Overwatch has a bunch of different characters that's are really different and siege makes each match pretty different with it's destruction mechanic
In general fps games do get boring and repetitive quickly from a gameplay perspective, but the competition is always changing that I stay invested
>>37231465
I have no clue what that is

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>>37231300
>I also loved Brink during it's short life
Oh man Brink was really fun. The mechanics were good. Too bad it had very little actual content.

>Oh the sweet nostalgia, I think I'm gonna have to play it again.

>>37231549
>if you have an aversion to guns and first person view,
Not really, I have played first person RPGs before and I don't care much for guns.

>In general fps games do get boring and repetitive quickly from a gameplay perspective
Yeah, I have played some FPS games before with my friends, I could just never get into them in the same way they do.

> but the competition is always changing that I stay invested
I think I finally pin pointed my dislikes towards FPS; I hate tryhards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU_ZHfyfGUk

I wish I was this doggo, in this position on my sister's lap

>>37231657
I played the sound guy and would just sneak behind
>>37231853
I am a tryhard, I play to win, winning is the fun part
But I also play games like NV for the story, the immersion, the atmosphere, it's own non competitive gameplay
But if a game is meant to win, I want to win

my sister is work in the morning
I have made her coffee to go to work
love her

>>37231973
New Vegas is hype video game

>>37231983
Awwww cute

>>37231973
Just realized I fucked up my post, getting tired so I'll call it a night.

Do you actually win often? Kinda funny imagining you in an autistic rant because you're losing, bet you look adorable.

>>37231996
What did the titcow mean by this?
>>37232076
Yea I consider myself decent, I've been play in the last 4 seasons in R6S and just hit diamond in Overwatch this season
But yea I get pretty upset after loses, I start sending messages left and right, pulling my hair
I even do the hyper autist thing and hit my own head when I know I've fucked up
>>37231983
Cute

>>37232186
>What did the titcow mean by this?
I was maybe mixing up video games.

You'll have to forgive me I've been getting railed for like the past hour.

>>37232283
>I've been getting railed for like the past hour.
You can't just post something like this and not greentext it.

>>37232283
> I've been getting railed for like the past hour.

For fuck's sake (no pun intended)

thanks for the ""update""

>>37232283
Oh now you're just showing off kissy

>>37232318
Greentext when Mook goes to sleep, I promise
>>37232321
nice pun
>>37232374
Maybe

>>37232398
me I could do without the greentext, but I felt pretty bad for you so it's kinda rustling my jimmies that you didn't make a post formally stating that things might be back to normal

>>37232438
I mean I don't think it is quite yet.

>>37232932
what happened besides the boning?

>>37232932
Then he's still feeling bad? What even led to the hour long railing, then?

>>37229762
Ive been gone a couple weeks and catching up is a bitch

>>37232968
We played some games together, he went to his room, I followed him and laid down in his bed with him and we talked a bit and then started cuddling until things got a little heated.

I mean it wasn't 1 hour constant it was more on-off cuddle-sex for an hour before he had to go to sleep.
>>37232985
Yeah he's still feeling bad.

>>37233285
Did you remember to snuggle and tell him you love him?

>>37233522
I told him I love him constantly yus

>>37229334
Yo anon I'm an overly emotional wreck of love that was here for a long time, left out because my leg got hurt and I just am here now because this is the only thread that I read/visit on the whole 4chan I'm tripping cause idk, just felt like doing so, in kind of an orbiter who will fight for any provider of the purest love

Also yeah some other anon saved her older pic that she posted here I'm guessing so
>>37230887

>metro
Oh the flashbacks to my 12 y/o me or so playing metro 2033 while my brother watched me play it unscared and he was shrieking all the time
>nostalgic as fuck, now I have to replay it all

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Hello incest thread.

My brother let me cuddle with him for way longer than usual. It was more than 3 hours. I was able to sleep during and a little after too. It was the first time I got a real amount of sleep in almost two days. Have things been on the up for you?

>>37231973
>I play to win, winning is the fun part
Or just shitting it up for everyone else as much as you can if you lose.

>>37234810
Cute!

Brothers are the best kind of pillow, mine always makes me oversleep.

>>37235076
Yeah they're nice. It's just good to have someone warm next to you that smells like a boy. He doesn't let me do it too much but I take what I can get.

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We need some Phoenix Up ITT

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>>37214118
some of you wanted proof. only thing i feel comfortable sharing because rest is personal.

>today
>gf invited her cousin over for dinner
>raining and thundering hard
>power goes out for solid hour
>give up on idea of cooking
>order a pizza and chat
>her cousin drinks a decent amount of rum
>ends up grilling us with questions
>answer them all honestly
>overall a pretty good time
>she's drunk though
>tell them to take the bed and i'll take the couch
>gf says theres room
>her cousin spanks her ass as they go into room
>hear them chatting slowly fade into murmur
>was about 3 hr ago
>went to go pee
>they're both sleeping tight, really cute

probably going to lay down on the bed on gf's side.

>>37226311
Black soulless eyes and fucked up teeth and pudgy face. Aren't all Austrians supposed to be blonde, blue eyed and golden skinned? Looks southern Italian desu.

>>37235026
I don't think I shit things up, I'm not toxic, I don't throw when I'm mad or stop healing people I don't like
And I'm only competitive in the competitive playlist, I'm not an asshole who tries in casual

>>37236599
You haven't played enough league

>>37236599
I meant shitting it up for the enemy team, it's great fun to make it as hard as you can for them to win instead of trying to win yourself.

So, after another brain scan I can say my brain is still totally healthy, hooray. Not that it's helpful.
Also I had a massage with my sister just earlier so that's cool.
How's things, apart from kissy getting dicked again (yay, by the way)?

>>37236809
>kissy getting dicked again
We still haven't gotten the promised greentext of that.

>>37236906
I'll just assume she's getting it again, the shameless titcow.
Really though kissy I'm happy you're doing well again.

>>37236809
Sad because no qt sister to dick ;c

Kissy should change her name to L A Z Y

>>37236809
Welcome back, best girl

>>37236614
I don't like mobas
>>37236625
Isn't making it harder for then to win trying to win?

>>37237295
I mean you should stop caring about winning, and just focus on making their victories as hard as possible.

>>37237295
Hey Laura

I've never played Overwatch but I need a multiplayer game to get into this summer. pS4 has literally no games on it

Should I buy?

>>37237295
Why don't you like mobas ?
I mean they are pretty fun when you get into it, but to each their own

Btw you can fly over and the agent, I tried jumping and whatnot again today and it's not that bad, tried a few tomahawks and I missed only one from like 15 tfw I'll never get to play in the NBA with Laura as my agent, becoming the second Slovakian to play in it

>>37237380
You should honestly, I am playing ow too and it's one of the best games that is a shooter arena, really good game overall if you do buy it please don't become another genji/hanzo main

>>37237380
I'm not sure if you're generally into shooters or ever played one of the Red Orchestra games but Rising Storm Vietnam is in open beta now and it's pretty fricking good.

>>37237407
Not a weeb, so probably not. i'd rather be your Winston BFF. Or play as reinhardt because he looks cool

>>37237447
It would be my first choice if I had a half decent computer

>>37237480
>I'd rather be your Winston BFF

Woops, thought I was replying to Laura there.

>>37237325
Isn't that trying to win?
>>37237380
Sure, it's can eat up a lot of your time
>>37237407
I can't get into them
it's okay slav, we tried

>>37237480
I mean, I don't think it'd be any harder on your PC than Overwatch? I don't know the minimum requirements though.

>>37237530
No, that's trying to make the enemy lose.

>>37237535
I'm not going to play Overwatch on PC, I'll play it on peasant Sony console. All I have is a laptop that can't run anything more than L4D2 without getting below 30fps

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>>37237581
>playing FPS games on consoles

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>>37237581
>FPS
>console
And I thought you were cool anon.

>>37237596
The original Halo trilogy was a better FPS than most of what's on PC

>>37237602
I'm sorry for being dirt poor

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Just wanted to ask, does anyone here like ARPGS? My sister is in love with Torchlight 2 and we're currently going through our fourth playthrough. I just wanted to know for some recommendations since all she's playing at the moment is some League and the new Fire Emblems game.

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>>37237641
>The original Halo trilogy was a better FPS than most of what's on PC

>>37237702
>Torchlight
Man, these kinds of games always get boring when I get about 5-10 hours into them. I've dropped so many games, I wonder why I even tried playing them.

>>37237759
What exactly bores you about these types of games?

>>37237727
Halo 3 shat all over any and all Counter Strike games, so yes. Some games that are better played on PC are the Red Orchestra series, L4D and Killing Floor series and Unreal Tournament. Fallout NV is also much better on PC because mods, but Halo was one of the last multiplayer games of its kind that was worth two shits

>>37237797
What's so interesting about them, is the question. I don't know, I like getting loot as much as the next guy, but it's fighting slightly different looking enemies in slightly different looking areas through the entire genre, it seems. I suppose you can say the same for other genres, but I don't see what's so fun about ARPGs.

>>37237821
>having this much shit taste
What a shame.

>>37237702
Did she try diablo 3 ? If not then she should because honestly it's a better, much much better version of torchlight 2 if you're short on money than path of exile is like diablo but worse a bita lot worse

>>37237894
>hasn't mentioned any games
>thinks he has a say in taste
I'm waiting

>>37237837
One of things we both like about the genre is the loot grabbing and character building. I can understand where you're getting at with the repetitive gameplay, and I was actually getting burnt out when we reached the Mana Wastes, which was just the second act.
>>37237897
Guess Diablo 3 would be an obvious choice, thanks. And she has tried Path of Exile, but she dropped it kinda quick. Never asked her why though.

>>37237922
You're just gonna say that the multiplayer is the only important part of it, and if it doesn't have MP it's shit.

>>37237925
>loot grabbing
I just play regular RPG's for that.
>character building
See above.
I'm surprised I managed to get through Greece in Titan Quest before I dropped it. It was probably the one I liked the most of that genre.

>>37237931
not true, my all time favorites are mostly singleplayer. I mentioned some FPS MP games on PC (NV was an exception I wanted to mention because I never, ever want to try the console version) because I'm pretty sure that's what we were talking about

>>37237986
I'd say Deus Ex, but that's more an RPG than a FPS. FEAR comes to mind. But if you're gonna go with Halo, I might as well say Call of Duty. Halo also did not shit over any CS game. Except maybe CSS.

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>>37237702
Who does she main in League tho

>>37238026
>if you're gonna go with Halo, I might as well say Call of Duty

They have nothing in common. Can't say the same about CS: the only merit that CS had over COD is that it was more skill-based. But Halo was also skill based, slower paced than either games and had the most vibrant competitive scene during its time. Halo also had custom games and bungie.net which is what made it so unique at the time. Halo CE, along with Half-Life, is one of the most revered single player FPS game ever made

>>37238084
>They have nothing in common
We're talking about first person shooters, aren't we?

>>37223892
>what do you want?
After telling my mum I love her.
wew

>>37238098
Answer with:

>I want a hug

>>37237961
Then shid, I dunno what's the appeal. Years after browsing v makes me hesitant to say that it's because it's fun.
>>37238046
Don't know why I'm bothering her this early in the morning to answer this, but she said that her current mains are Bard and Ahri. I'm guessing Bard is that guy she has a penguin skin for from what I've seen.

>>37238132
B-bard and Ahri? Must be Sup/Mid main

Anyway, good taste. Penguins and Fox Girls are great

>>37238132
>it's fun
For you, as you and your sister like building whatever it is you like to build, I on the other hand couldn't care less about something like that. As fun is subjective, this is why you can't defend a game's quality with "it's fun".

>>37238097
Hyperbole. As far as multiplayer FPS games go, they have very little in common.

>>37238167
And back to the MP element we go.

>>37238157
I know what mid is from hearing her talk about the game, but I'm guessing sup is support?
>>37238162
Yup, which is why I don't really like using it that often to judge a games quality. Or ever actually.

>>37238179
Because if I'm going to defend Halo 3, the best thing I can say about it is its multiplayer. It didn't have an awful campaign mode, but it didn't compare to the previous ones, nor was it anywhere near as atmospheric as FEAR, Half-Life 2 or Bioshock.

kissy is a worthless lazy cunt

bump

>>37238781
No bully please, she's probably tending to her aniki.

>>37238207
Yes sup = support

The role women play (not sexist, fact)

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It's my son's birthday next month and I bought him this. Just arrived in the mail.

Do you think he'll like it? I spent my leave loading on it.

>>37239288
That depends on his age, but if I was a kid I'd think that was pretty cool.

I want to devour Laura's hairless cunt while she sobs softly, wishing it were her dad instead of me.

>>37239288
He'll love it.

>>37239255
She was a Lance user when we played MH4U a bit if that means anything about that supoort part.
>>37239288
Looks great, I'm sure he'll love it. You're a rad dad.

>>37239309
He's 2 next month
>>37239317
>>37239343
Thanks. He loves all the matchbox cars I collected and loves wheels. He especially loves playing with the steering wheel in the car, and chucks a tantrum when we have to get out. I was so nervous getting it, it was quite a bit of money and I really hope he likes it.

>>37239343
idk anything about Monster Hunter :c

Supports exist to make vision around the map and babysit the resident little whiny brat of the team

>>37239317
Hey now, you stop that.
That's my line.

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>>37239371
Your kid sounds pretty freaking great. Hope his birthday goes well.
>>37239387
They're really fun games, you should check themy out. Never had as much fun with her when it came to poking the shit outta monsters.
Then I guess she's been doing a great job of it. Only thing I know about Moba games was my little tme in HotS for that sweet Officer D.Va skin.
>>37239409
Glad to hear your noggin is okay, Austria.

>>37239317
She'll be wishing it was her dad instead of K when it happens anyway.

>>37239492
Thanks Bearg.
Actually my noggin isn't really okay but they don't know what's not okay with it. So, kind of sucks but oh well.

>>37239512
>implying k will put up with her long enough to get sex

>>37239521
Oh, godammit. I guess I read the earlier post wrong. Sorry there, but I'm still happy for what good news is in there.

>>37239317
I'm not sure what to think of this, but I probably won't cry
>>37239371
Sounds like he'll love it
>>37239409
Calm down dykearoo
>>37239512
I probably won't
>>37239492
I wasn't willing to put up with the grind for that or genjis skin since I don't play either of them
>>37239588
C'mon, don't talk like that, I'm worried enough as is

On my fps list, I missed Far Cry 3/4

>>37239588
True, I'm surprised they're still together after 3 months

>>37239710
Is that an invitation to devour your hairless cunt? Because I'll take you up on that offer.

>>37239591
Thanks. Yeah it's something else to rule out, at least. Oh well.

>>37239710
>calm down dykearoo
I'm perfectly calm.
>dykearoo
>dyketron
Give me more nicknames Laura. It gets me hot.
Not really but it's fun anyway.
Also Far Cry 3 was really fun, I didn't think 4 held up in comparison sadly.

>>37239751
Far Cry 3 was 10x better than 4 purely because of the antagonist.

Currently playing my way through Primal, whole new feel to the game, lots of fun.

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>>37239710
Yeah, I gave my sister false hope that I was getting into mobas when she saw me playing. Too bad for her. I love playing D.Va though, or any tank for that matter. Tanks are the types of hero I strive to be.

Any luck on new skins for the recent event? This baby dropped for me last night.

>>37239765
I kinda liked Primal but it didn't sit right with me to shell out so much cash for a game that felt like a DLC.

>>37239809
Dad-anon here. I scored the dance emote for Reaper and was happily dancing in the middle of the point for PotG. Was literally my crowning moment of the week

>>37239819
Good thing piracy exists then.

>>37239819
I know that feeling. I got my copy for $10 so it wasn't a huge cost for me. I'm playing on Permadeath and my God is it stressful. Really adds to the game.

Also, DOOM was a pretty great game.

>>37239828
True enough.

>>37239845
I haven't played DOOM (having never played a Doom game before), is it good?

>>37239716
No, it's not
>>37239744
Like I said, already worried enough, don't need to think about it
>>37239751
Yea 3 was better than 4, but 4 was still good
I didn't play primal, looked like I wouldn't like it
>>37239765
>antagonist
>ist
I hate how Hoyte gets overlooked, Vaas was great but that shouldn't take away from how good Hoyte was
I think everyone here should appreciate Vaas more on the grounds he went on a murderous rampage driven by his desire to fuck his sister and put a baby in her
>>37239809
I play dps usually, so I'm looking forward to getting the 76 and Tracer skins
I got Mei's skin but who cares about fucking Mei
>>37239845
Yea the 2016 one was good, but I dropped it after the campaign because the multiplayer was stupidly easy

>>37239809
I just logged on to buy that skin with gold. I don't even play the game anymore.

The talk about Far Cry just reminded me that it's implied Vaas became the secondary antagonist because he refused to have ritual sex with his sister

>>37239886
It's a lot of fun, best stress reliever in game form ever. I recently beat it on the hard, gonna try for the insane difficulty with Permadeath and see how far I can get.

>>37239826
I got his shrug. I'm happy with nothing else dropping now that I have his shrug.
>>37239895
My sister usually plays dps as well and gravitates towards Tracer or McCree. I hate how bad I'm at her since she seems really fun.
>who cares about fucking Mei
First drop from the free loot box. Disappointed.
>>37239896
It's a sweet skin, I can't blame you.

All this Far Cry talk and all I played is Blood Dragon.

>>37239895
Wut? I was talking about Hoyte. Vaas was cool, and an interesting character, but hoyte was the best part about that game.
>who cares about Mei
Muh niggah. Mei a shit. I play support mercy, I'm trying to play a decent guerrilla Genji and seem to be getting better at it.

Yea I haven't touched the multiplayer, if I want multiplayer I go to Overwatch. But Doom Campaign was sweet as fuck. Did you get the sped up voices glitch?
>>37239954
Nice. His slow clap was my go-to for a while.

Dude, go pick up FC3. Its like $5 on G2A. You won't be disappointed.

>>37239895
>his desire to fuck his sister and put a baby in her
What? How did I miss this?

>>37239899
Yeah, he was a pleb evidently.

>>37239905
I'll give it a try then, thanks.

>>37239954
Blood Dragon was way too short. Though it wasn't unexpected.

>>37239895
Don't bother thinking about it now, you'll be thinking about it plenty after he leaves you for somebody noticeably better.

>>37239999
Checked

>>37239975
But muh backlog of Gunpla kits and 3DS games. I haven't even gotten that far in DQVIII that my sister gifted me. That and Rising Storm 2 which is coming out on Tuesday, will probably be taking up most of my time. I'll eventually get to it, so thanks from he heads up.
>>37240024
Loved every minute of it. Don't know if I'd be up for more of it though.

>>37239988
Remember when you had the option to sex Citra because you proved yourself as the greatest warrior? Vaas was once the greatest warrior but refused to sex and left the tribe because Citra was his imouto.

It's not stated directly but there's a lot of implication in the story and cutscenes to support this.

>>37240101
>but refused to sex and left the tribe because Citra was his imouto
I remember there being a mention of Citra being his sister or something, but nothing aside from that. Then again, it came out like 5 years ago so it's no wonder I can't remember it.

>>37240101
>>37239899
Oh, guess I had it backwards
>>37239954
My bad
And no, I didn't get any glitch
>>37239975
I like your sister's choice in characters, she knows a good husbando when she sees one
>>37240038
I'm trying not to, because then I get more stressed and fuck up more

>>37240143
Yea if you have your headphones set to 9600hz all the voices are sped up. Was really disorientating first play through

>>37240143
You're in a vicious cycle. You'll stress out, fuck up, stress out more, fuck up more, and so on until k snaps and either rapes you or leaves you.
But don't worry about it, it probably won't happen for another month or so.

>>37240143
I don't know about that husbando part, but hey, whatever gets you going.

>>37240748
>You're in a vicious cycle. You'll stress out, fuck up, stress out more, fuck up more, and so on
Yea, that's why I try and not think about it
>until k snaps and either rapes you or leaves you.
I don't think the former will happen
>But don't worry about it, it probably won't happen for another month or so.
Really, thanks anon
>>37240758

>>37241162
Why are you even listening to that guy.

>>37241194
I'm pretty sure he's half joking but I'm already worried

This thread is fucking gay and so are you

>>37241273
Stop listening to jackasses then.
Listen to me though

>>37241273
Well, I doubt he'll rape you. Your dad is a policeman after all. Your relationship is on thin ice though, tread carefully.

>>37241289
Still not gay
>>37241305
>Listen to me though
What did you say?
>>37241318
I know, and I am

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>>37241465
I said stop listening to jackasses while implying I, myself, was a jackass. Jeez Laura.

>>37241465
>is a trip fag
>not gay

Point and laugh everyone

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>>37241564
I know, right?
What is she even thinking.

Anon with a crush on her brother here again, tried kissing him goodnight yesterday but he just got worried and kept asking if I was okay.
>>37227748
I'm 5'4 or 5'5, most native girls I see are kinda taller than me so I guess I'm regionally smol, don't see why that's relevant though.
Seems my situation is similar to yours except it was your dad. I'm sorry, I'm assuming it didn't go well from what you've said.
>sit him down and calmly explain how you feel
That's probably going to happen eventually but I know if I talk to him now he's just going to treat me like a lost lamb or talk to my parents about it, he doesn't think I have enough agency to decide these things. I wish he'd just take me seriously for once so I could convince him that I can be more than just his stupid "damaged" little sister.

>>37241922
Have you tried putting your hands on his dick?

He may just be dense.

>>37241496
>>37241922
>most native girls I see are kinda taller than me so I guess I'm regionally smol,
Where do you live? If you don't mind
>Seems my situation is similar to yours except it was your dad. I'm sorry, I'm assuming it didn't go well from what you've said.
Yea, didn't go well
>he's just going to treat me like a lost lamb or talk to my parents about it, he doesn't think I have enough agency to decide these things. I wish he'd just take me seriously for once so I could convince him that I can be more than just his stupid "damaged" little sister.
I see what you mean, but you're best hope is him seeing you sitting down and talking to him as mature, not really many options sadly

>>37241922
>talk to my parents about it
Oh, that would be bad. Like everyone has already stated, just talk to him so he can get a better understanding. If you're afraid of being outed a bit, I'm sure he can keep it between the two of you.

>>37242087
I mean I've touched his morning wood but I don't particularly want to do it when he's awake
>>37242176
>>37242354
I guess you're right. I think he'll definitely tell our parents though and I don't want that. They've been overprotective of me since I broke up and I'm scared they'll only make it worse. I'll try and talk him into going out this weekend so we can talk somewhere more private.
>Where do you live?
West europe

>>37241665
Please stay in your own thread, your sister is enough for you. You don't need to go into fembot threads and nor do any of your tripfag friends.

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Sorry guys my lack of sleep for the past few days caught up with me. I'll put effort into writing well and giving detail to make it up for y'all

>be me
>just finished playing a few games with aniki
>he gets up and goes to his room
>worried about aniki
>follow him into his room
>he flops down onto his bed
>"can I lay with you?"
>"sure" he says
>slides under his covers with him
>immediately latch onto him and bury face into chest
>feels so happy and giddy
>"how are you doing?"
>"better" he replies
>he holds me tight
>lean up and kiss his neck
>press myself against him
>rub my chest against him
>good sensation
>feels an erection after a few seconds
>rub myself against it
>aniki makes audible "mmnngg" noise
>so cute
>move down and pull down his boxers
>rub his cock against my cheek the start to rub it off
>feels really warm and stiff
>love how the foreskin makes the skin a bit loose on his cock makes it feel so nice in my hand
>start to suck on the head
>use my tongue to lick around it
>stop for a second and let him lay on his back
>get right back to it
>start sliding it more into my mouth
>go in as far as I can and hold it as long as I can
>not very long before gag
>"don't try too hard" he says
>start sucking him off proper
>try looking up at him to be sexy but weird angle can't do it
>after about 5 minutes I'm really turned on and my neck is tired
>get up and straddle him
>rubs his cock between my lips so his cock is rubbing against my clit
>feels really yummy to be on top
>keep going for a few minutes
>feel really close to orgasm
>"I'm gonna cum I'm gonna cum"
>rub faster and harder
>his cock is pressed up against his body as I'm sliding up and down it
>I start moaning really loudly
>he starts cumming before me
>he grunts and says "fffffuck"
>he cums all over his stomach
>seeing his cum flow out makes me orgasm
>slide his cock in my while cuming in him
>say "I love you I love you" repeatedly
>feel the contractions squeeze his cock
>feels... amazing
>(cont)

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>after feeling him get soft inside me I get off and start licking the cum off his stomach slowly
>must of swallowed at least 10 times looking right at him
>his cock gets big again
>after finishing up I hug him and we cuddle
>stroke it slowly while we cuddle
>start kissing him
>move around a bit and end up like pic related
>feel very loved

more in a bit I gotta uhh "do something" after remembering last night

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>>37242571
>do something
Uh same after reading that.

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>>37242440
Are you sure he'll tell? The situation is already pretty complicated, I doubt anyone would want to make it any worse, especially your brother. I don't know what else to say other than I hope your talk goes well.
>>37242539
And here comes the giant boob with her night of degeneracy. Good for you though.

>>37223892
you are the cancer of this board, kill yourself

>>37242539
>seeing his cum flow out makes me orgasm

Okay, come the fuck on. I don't care if you're going to make up shit but if you do please don't make it garbage tier literally worse than a doujin type of bad.

>>37242689
Have you been reading the rest of Kissy's story?
She has a bit of a thing for cum

>>37242689
You've never been on the verge of orgasm, seen something highly erotic to you, and jizzed because of it?

>>37242440
Please update us, you should make a trip so we know it's you next time

>>37242539
>>37242571
Wew lass

>>37242715
>>37242720
Please don't lie to yourselves. We know shit doesn't fucking work like that. This slut puts out nothing for ages basically fending off greentext requests left and right. She finally does it and it's so fucking short and unexciting and she even pulls bullshit that literally would not happen. Because don't "orgasm" from seeing cum. It just does not happen.

>>37242763
>We know shit doesn't fucking work like that
I know for a fact it can, I've cum from a thought without touching my penis many times.
Quit being a noodle.

>>37241922
>>37242440
>most native girls I see are kinda taller than me
>West europe
Would you say it was a particularly flat part of Europe?

landgenoot?

>>37242539
>>37242571
Oh.

Well I'm glad you're back to normal now.

>>37242828
Alright man, I TOTALLY believe you. You sure showed me.

Kissy's writing is less believable than some of the oldies like Icy Hot and X. At least they knew how the human body works.

>>37242763
She said she was rubbing herself on his dick and was close to orgasm. Orgasming from the cum was probably figurative.

>>37242872
>Icy Hot and X.
They were both shit tier, even that writerfaggot said they were blatantly shit.

>>37242932
Or it's fucking made up because I doubt any woman would bust a nut from rubbing your vag on a dick. Let's be real, there's no way that's what happened. Kissy does not have a relationship with her brother. She's using this thread as an outlet for social frustration. That's fine because everyone else is too. Let's just not pretend that your writing isn't fucking trash.

>>37242935
>muh writerbro

I didn't realize he was the end all be all of critiquing posters. If anything he would probably trash Kissy too. Barely any greentexts, doujin level writing, "lol i totally came from rubbing on a thigh XD"

>>37242932
This. It's just what sent me over the edge. I have no idea why this is weird, it's normal for this to happen to me often.

Is a guy seriously telling me how my female body works? lol

>>37243028
Rubbing your vag on things is basically the most common way to get off, anon.

>>37243028
>Barely any greentexts
Come on anon, there are plenty of other things to go and fap over.

>>37243074
>Is a guy seriously telling me how my female body works? lol
I love you Kissy but please don't use that as an argument.

>>37243074
Lol fuck off. As if you know a god damn thing with the literal bullshit you spew all over these threads.

>inb4 no bully

>>37243089
Sure, rubbing yourself on a completely flat, soft surface that requires you to use a plethora of core and leg muscles to move back and forth at a high enough rate to get you off is totally normal. We're talking about a thigh you dyke, A THIGH.

>>37243149
Then what does she bring to the thread? I assume as she uses a trip she has a reason to have it. She must regularly provide content, right? I guess not.

>>37243182
I love you anon but please don't think that's not a valid argument.

Being close to orgasm, visual stimulation can and does send you over the edge.

>>37243264
>Being close to orgasm, visual stimulation can and does send you over the edge.
I'm not denying that but discounting someone's opinion based on their sex is fallacious and just causes shitflinging.

>>37243264
Nah, we know it's bullshit. You're literally the worst writer we've ever had here. I would take anyone over you. Seriously if you're going to keep dodging greentexts, when you finally decide to make up another one, make it good.

>>37243245
fembot lurker here. you're full of shit dude stop. I've come to rubbing up on PILLOWS

>>37243245
>We're talking about a thigh you dyke, A THIGH.

A thigh works better than a pillow, yet a pillow still works

>>37243344
Yeah pillows cause fine levels of stimulation through having small threads woven on each other. Skin doesn't have the texture for that. It requires far more movement to stimulate like a pillow would.

>>37243344
>>37243370
Literally one of the best ways to masturbate, yeah.
Well, in my opinion anyway. Tastes differ.

>>37243344
>>37243370
guaranteed Austria high-fives

>>37243389
You're talking out of your ass, my dude. I do it with panties on and still get off

>>37243314
It's more that he's telling me how my body works that was the core of what I was saying. The gender bit was just sprinkled on.

Anyhow, ignoring this derailer (please don't give him further attention), I was really worried last night that my brother was going to keep shut out because he asked me to sleep in my room last night but this morning he was actually really chipper and affectionate so I think he's back to feeling himself again. The rest of the greentext in a bit

>>37243409
How is pillow humping my thing, like everyone does it.
Just cause a certain someone has an awesome G-spot toy that doesn't even ship to Austria.

>>37243245
I don't think you understand how sensitive that place can be, especially when you're aroused.

>>37243396
Pillows are the patrician way to get off

>>37243464
>implying there are things you can't have when daddy is worth at least 8 figures

>>37243475
>Pillows are the patrician way to get off
When you don't have access to a certain someone's dick.

>>37242829
Yeah you could describe it like that
Wat een toeval.

Also if we're talking about cumming on weird things I literally came a little from sliding off my chair once

>>37243475
>pillows are the Patrician way to get off
You are absolutely right.

>>37243493
It's not about money, just that particular one doesn't ship here and I figured I'd buy something that I know works.

>>37243464
Who has it and how do I get one?

>>37243548
but you can import it

just stare at your dad with those baby browns heh and tell him it would make the headaches easier to deal with

>>37243450
>really chipper and affectionate
I'm happy for you Kissy, everything will be alright again soon.

>>37243540
Or his hands.

>>37243547
Welke provincie? Als dat niet te persoonlijk is.

>>37243551
If you're in the US, easily.
https://www.amazon.com/Uskincare-Silicone-Vibrator-Speed-Rechargeable/dp/B01MRL6313?th=1

>>37243565
Hah. Yeah no thank you, I'm not going to tell my father anything about my hobby.
But maybe I'll email the site selling it and ask for international shipping.

>all these "girls"

Lol has no one else realized? These are ALL roleplayers! They're playing everyone for a game! These are all fat, gross men. All of them lying for attention on the internet!

>>37243686
Kissy has some very nice moobs then.

>>37243609
If you can wait for it, have your sister buy it for you while she's in the states. It could be your souvenir and you can take joy in her possibly being embarrassed when it gets scanned at the airport.

>>37243797
Yeah I'm in no hurry.
That's actually a pretty good idea anon.

>>37243592
Probably better if we speak english, I'm in north holland.

>>37243609
That looks like a toy that you could get at any sex shop. Plus it's not even 30 bucks. Come on bby

>>37243875
South Holland. Want to go down to the closest city? At this point anywhere is going to be at most a few hours away.

>>37243686
Yeah I'm not surprised you wonder if "girls" exist, holed up in that basement of yours 24/7

>>37243915
Yeah that's not the problem, I just rarely see G-spot toys that also aren't like, 20cm big or something.
I'm also honestly embarrassed to go to an actual sex shop. I'd rather just order everything online.

>>37243936
Yeah you're right, maybe we should let this drop before it becomes too awkward

...close to Amsterdam.