With the way the world is now, it's more important than

I love my brother and I hug him lots every day

I hugged my brother. He pretty much freaked out and asked wtf I was doing in his room
it's 1am and he was sleeping. I cuddled him extra tight

I spooned my brother, he's an adorable cuddlebug and I love him lots.

>>37196072
Aha, my sister is the same. Sometimes I go into her room when she sleeps and just hug her and she squeals and calls me gay. It's pretty nice.

>>37196111
That sounds amazing. I'm the oldest of 3 boys, so I never grew up around girls. I've always wondered what having a sister would've been like.

I WAS RAPED AS A CHILD

>>37196167
please do share, I promise I won't fap

>>37196135
I'm right in the middle between two sisters, don't have any brothers so I wouldn't know how it is but I've always gotten along nicely with my sisters.
I guess if you get along, it wouldn't be so different from having brothers?

>>37196221
Idk I mean cuddling into boobs sounds nice. Me and my youngest brother spoon, especially when we were poor and only had a 1br apartment.

>>37196256
Boobs are definitely nice for cuddling into, yes. I recommend it.

>>37196065
fuggin stop kissy

>>37196337
I kiss my brother all the time, too

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>>37196302
don't forget the soft skin and girly scent.

>>37196369
in special places?

>>37196540
>in special places?
All the time :3

>>37196540
Why would she use a stove, her girlfriend can firebend.

>>37196558
>all the time
Aren't you a lucky titcow.

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Daily reminder, yo

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>>37196092
you still owe us a greentext

>>37196558
wow don't post that stuff here that's lewd

>>37196636
>that image
That's only for my aniki

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>>37196624
There's nothing wrong with small breasts
>>37196636
I don't think I do.
>>37196673
Don't suggest such things siblings are for platonic love
Is everything okay between you two?

>>37196803
>Is everything okay between you two?
Yeah he just needs space. Empathy fatigue hits him hard sometimes.

>>37196803
there's nothing wrong with small breasts as long as they look like breasts and not a plank

>I don't think I do
stop teasing and spill

>>37196803
Small breasts are superior. Never greentext anything, these people are bullying you because they're jealous.

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>>37196919
leaked image of Laura and K

>>37196997
Laura is so cute.

>>37196997
a little generous on the boobs and her hair is too long, but otherwise this is perfect

Reminder

>Kissy-chan
36D US
5'8-5'7
130 lbs
>Austria
75B
34B US
5'5
>Laura
32B US
Almost 5'3
106 lbs
>Clogs
70A EU
32A US
5'6
112 lbs
>Beargguy's sister
??C
5'4
>Protective's sister
? (All I found was "small")
>random anon
75C EU
34C US
5'4
120 lbs

>>37196904
I'm glad, you two are really lovable and make a cute couple.
>>37196919
Sorry I'm not going to, I know I greentexted up to this point but this was a private thing between us and I want to keep it special. A.k.a not posting about it for other people's entertainment value on a mongolian carpet weaving forum.

fuck you

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>>37196049
>kaga macros

>>37196049
Hugged and cuddled with my sister. She's such a cutie

>>37197111
> not posting about it for other people's entertainment value

Then what are you still doing here? Oh that's right, you expect attention from people on the "carpet weaving forum" even without contributing, nice.

>>37197078
you missed out an EU on Austria

can we get foot sizes too

>>37197111
are you at least going to greentext other times?

>>37196135
It's cool sometimes but as someone with 2 sisters, I really wish I had a bro.

>>37196167
Half of the people here were

>>37197197
Nobody cares.

>>37197212
These threads are for cute stories and sometimes advice, not posting lewd things for people to masturbate to.

>>37196803
Smol breasts are best
>>37197078
Damn she's bearguys sister? That's awesome. I didn't know
>>37197111
For sure, I hope nothing happens between them

>>37197251
>post results for hugging your sister
>"nobody cares"

It's literally a huge your sister thread, fuck off

>>37197251
>mad because you have no sister to cuddle ;)

>>37197212
>>37197220
No I know my only value here is greentexting and I'll try to post about the rest if they happen but I'm not going to do this one time, period. I want the details to stay between us and I've already said the basics of what happened last thread.

>>37197251
>not posting lewd things for people to masturbate to.

Hello new friend. Enjoy your stay but next time don't spout bullshit until you've spent enough time on the archive

>>37197273
You just reee'd about titcows being the master race. Kill yourself or confess to your sister already.

>>37197296
That's not your results, faggot. That's simply stating you hugged and cuddled.

>>37197328
Excuse me my fellow nigger I've been here since before IC was tripping.

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>>37197326
Don't do what you don't want to.

>>37197328
>obvious that anon hasn't read any of the greentexts from these threads

>>37197078
>random anon

why? because she's female? Do you collect girls' physical descriptions?

If I gave you my cousin's dimensions would you keep them too?

>>37197346
>I like smol tits and big tits

That is my results you fucking kike. Not every story has to be an orgy

>>37197326
You don't have an obligation to do anything you don't wanna here. Most anons here probably just jerk off to you, Kissy, Laura and Austria anyway so don't feel the need to fuel that if you don't want to.

>>37197346

Fuck you. We don't need toxic people like you here.

>>37197396
>If I gave you my cousin's dimensions would you keep them too?

Unironically yes

I shouldn't have added that part though I usually separate them

>>37197326
>I've already said the basics of what happened last thread
wait so what actually happened, i'm too lazy to look at the previous thread

>>37197346
>I've been here since before IC was tripping

I call bullshit.

>>37197371
You've been here since yesterday, faggot. There have been plenty of lewds in the past

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>>37197346
Please don't speak to me until I've had my cup of coffee

>>37197475
I've been lurking for months. I didn't post until yesterday.

If you've read "plenty of Lewds" then why did you say that this is a place for cute stories only? Fucking gay ass

>>37197503
targeting kissy when literally clogs did the same thing I'm gonna guess yes

>>37197455
She remembered to make up for being a terrible onee-san and swallowed her otouto's boy juice for the first time.

>>37197503
Fuck you for bringing that up again. I was actually one of the only ones to defend kissy against her

>>37197503
I think story chan is gone for good

Guys can we not. Please. Just drop it.

>>37197415
>Most anons here probably just jerk off to you, Kissy, Laura and Austria
That's the main problem with these threads.
>>37197475
I can't prove it, you can't disprove it.
>>37197503
>everyone that says something negative is story
You are the problem.
>>37197512
Clogs did it once, kissy's done it he last several threads.

>>37197556
>defending story chan
Nobody but her would do that

It's story confirmed

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Oh dear not this again

>>37197511
I didn't, you dumbass. I was responding to the guy who said this wasn't a place for lewd, calling him a newfag.

>>37197620
*gasps* you-you wouldn't

>>37197620
Do it, this place needs purged anyway

>>37197628
There's no need for namefagging, in fat namefagging defeats the point of being on an anonymous imageboard. All you have to do is backtrack a little by clicking post numbers when you get mixed up, or quote the post you're actually responding to

>>37197620
I'll be honest if this thread 404'd and we got a new one, I wouldn't complain

>>37197678
You'll get banned for that old man, it's not worth it

>>37197689
True true, but with namefagging it's still anonymous.
Sometimes I like to have a name associated with my posts though.

>>37197682
Y'all better not start yiffing

>>37197721
Dude, the thread will be closed by the time the mods would notice.

R9k mods are the sleepiest ones ever

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>>37197703
Excuse me, I don't believe I've had my coffee yet. Please wait until I finish to speak

>>37197749
The mods are probably fapping to the incest threads anyway

>>37197727
>Sometimes I like to have a name associated with my posts though.

That's the problem. That's what we don't want unless it's "necessary" like ITT. On some boards you have temporary IDs to prevent samefagging, but that's as far as it should go

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Here, have some spongebob hentai

>>37197790
I feel like with incest and pedo threads, the mods don't delete it until they've busted their nut and then they feel ashamed.

>>37197805
I guess. But in communities like the incest one on here, I'd kind of like to have a name associated with my thoughts. Just a personal thing

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I swear I should never leave you faggots alone, shitflinging always starts when I'm doing something else.

>>37197837
>I'd kind of like to have a name associated with my thoughts

No one's stopping you, but not everyone will like it. I personally don't have a problem with Uncle Anal even if he doesn't contribute to incest, but that's because he keeps his trip off most of the time and I grew up without a father figure

>>37197861
i...is that concentrated retardation in there? Holy shit, that stuff's dangerous, espcially when pure. I hope it's built strong to contain the retard

>>37197879
People get way too butthurt about namefagging

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Well, mom's home again for barely half an hour and I'm already fed up with her already, hurray.
Anyway please let's not shitpost this thread to death.

>>37197914
The concentration of this thread's retard chamber is getting extremely high, something needs to be done before it explodes

>>37197932
Maybe, but namefagging means you're actively trying to be recognized while others are not. On 4chan, giving yourself an identity is a self-centered, annoying gesture when there's no real reason/benefit, but nothing to get really upset about.

>>37197984
Should we get some incest free texts In here instead of shitpost? I have caps from /in/

>>37197995
I'm glad I'm not working in the retardation processing industry. God bless the men who risk their lives to do it

>>37197984
Hey there. Going to have a busy day?

>>37198016
Greentexts*

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ENough shitposting

I'll start sharing some caps

Part 1

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>>37198060
Longlostdaughter part 2

>>37197984
You have a hard time with your mom too? Mine can't not find something to be negative about

>>37197932
It's just ridiculous. Why can't they just go to reddit and be transparent about their attention seeking? Because they want to be the big fish in a small pond, and that's pathetic.

>>37198085
IT'S NOT A STEREOTYPE IF IT'S FUCKING TRUE PLS DON'T LET THAT BE ME IN 10 YEARS

>>37198039
>busy day
No, I actually had a relaxing day until just earlier. Spent most of it just cuddling with my sis and stuff, cleaning up the garden/house a bit because I knew my mom would be a Nazi about it.

>>37198075
Sorta. Disregarding the whole "my degenerate lifestyle" thing, we just never really got along that well on a personal level although I consider her a very smart woman.

>>37196049
Put the fucking thread subject in the thread subject and stop dodging my filter you stupid fucks.

>>37198101
You have to get pregnant first. Clock's ticking though, if you spend too much time with aniki and he doesn't want to knock you up, that might become a conversation

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Anyone still want image dumps? If not I'll stop being a faggot

Anyway, this ones 5 parts so I'm sorry

>>37198141
Kill yourself.

I mean that with the utmost sincerity. You are the biggest attention seeking faggot I've ever come across. You are human garbage.

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>>37198141
Haleys story part 2

>tfw getting tired of picking out street signs

I see this thread a lot
What the fuck is going on here? You people are sick

>>37198152
Got it

>>37198169

Ok thank you for that ;)

Part 3

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>>37198199
Haleys story part 3

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>>37198215
Haleys story 4/5

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>>37198229
Haleys story (fin)
>>37198191
This is 4chan, stop being a moral fag take that shit to plebbit

>>37198250
>take that shit to plebbit
>says the namefag

>>37198250
That was one of the hottest greentexts ever

>>37198273
>Still complaining about namefagging

>>37198306
>still samefagging

>>37198304
I'll dump more later if I can. Got work now.

>>37198319
>everyone accuses everyone of samefagging

>>37198338
There's a way to disprove (within reason) samefagging, new friend

Screencaps

https://www (.) imgur (.) com/a/Em1NT

Anal-chan I found an incest comic that also happens to be furry! Please enjoy my friend. :)

And stop blaming me for every negative person please. I just hide the threads now. :(

>>37198112
How about fuck you, show your family some love.

>>37198141
The point of this board is OC, screencap dumps defeat the purpose. Cease your faggotry.

>>37198483
what a coincidence you're back after several days of not mentioning you

>>37198483
I don't blame you for these faggots reeeing about nothing, sorry you don't feel welcome anymore.

>>37198507
I just wanted to give anal a furry comic...

>>37198532
Nah I don't care any more. I barely even get on 4chan now. Just like an hour before I go to sleep now. Things are going well irl and I realized I put too much value into what's going on here.

>>37198549
That wasn't directed entirely at you, just everyone. I shouldn't have even said it was me. Goodbye and enjoy! :)

>>37198597
Glad the hear things are working out on your end. Hope it keeps going that way.

I like story-chan. I don't understand why people hate her so much.

>>37198549
I think she meant literally every time someone says something negative and someone else says "gotta be story-chan, right?"

>>37198597
Enjoy your life.

>>37198597
Good luck.
Are you getting out more? Are you seeing anyone?

>>37198597
Story-chan! I'm glad you're doing okay IRL.

I'd have asked to stay and talk about how you're been but that's obviously not a good idea.

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>tfw Kissy turns into a typical Latina mom after having Aniki's chikdren

>>37198625
It's just loyalty to the new posters. They used to defend her the same way they defend Kissy-chan when she was IC, HSG, Lucy, or College Girl. Especially as Lucy. As much as it annoys these guys it's the orbiting effect.

>>37199045
People orbit Laura and Austria too and if people were constantly shitting on them you'd have the same effect. But seriously, stop talking about this.

Lol was Anal legit banned for posting mlp?

>>37199371
You need to relax man. People can post about what they want, activity is activity. There's no reason to try to censor other posters.

>>37199412
Right then let's just start posting MLP all the time oh wait

>>37199553
Not an argument. We're talking about discussion related to the thread not something legitimately against board rules as established by 4chan staff.

>>37199613
It's discussion about drama. You're defending drama. Whatever you clearly can't admit you're wrong so have fun talking about drama all the time.

>>37199654
>You're defending drama

As opposed to what? When's the last time we had some real solid content around here? At least when those two maniacs were pitted against each other we had something to talk about.

>>37199741
Speak for yourself. A lot of us were having a nice time during the last two threads

>>37199936
Yeah, I honestly thought the last few threads were pretty comfy.

I love you Austria

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>>37200420
T-thanks anon. That's very sweet.
My dad just came home from some old-timer rally thing and he's acting excited like a little boy, it's strangely adorable.

>>37200512
Austria is cutest lesbian

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>>37200599
I mean.
I'm also the only lesbian.
But I appreciate the sentiment titcow.

>>37200628
cutest 20 year old poster I meant

>tfw onee-san posts pictures of herself partying in skimpy clothing
>tfw shameful but amazing fap

>>37200774
Good save, kissy.

>>37200777
Nice trips, lewd anon.

>>37200628
>I'm also the only lesbian.

not when smol is horny enough

>>37200925
I thought I'd say that but even so she just turns bisexual. But horny smol is still adorable.

Looking for the incest thread on the catalog

See 3 threads about fucking traps

2 threada about "wahh i cant get a girl friend im ugly and lonly"

4 threada about needing at pure never fucked girl

2 threads about wahhh girls are awful and they only want Chads

Yet our one comfy thread is the problem with /r9k/

lel try again faggets

>>37201032
I bet she's constantly thinking about how you're going to lewd her in the future.
Smol is awful at lying.

>>37200777
There's nothing shameful about purelove.
>>37200891
Best Austrian poster
>>37201097
I agree with this but I did come to r9k originally for the traps

>>37201212
I sure hope so. Not that I'm very used to """straight""" girls fantasizing about me. But I'll do my best to yield, uh, satisfying results.

>>37201259
>kissy likes traps
You're halfway on your way to lesbianism already too.
Also, is that like, a fantasy thing, does your brother have any trap qualities? If I may ask.

>>37201259
>Best Austrian poster

Don't forget she's the best poster whose name is a country

Austria is also the best siscon who I want to go drinking with

my parents are dead and i'm an only child

>>37201259
Thanks I guess. Shes objectively a 9 I'd say and shes nice and flirty. Basically a kind overachieving stacy but also kinda slutty she cycles between boyfriends pretty fast. I miss her because she was never very mean to me when she easily could have been. Like when she brought her hot friends over instead of being ashamed of me she would introduce me nicely and they would treat me well as a result. In fact goes out of her way to help me often. I used to kind of worship her since she was so good at everything when I was younger and this has kind of transformed into a one-way attraction as I got older but its doomed since not only am I related but out of her league. Can't talk to anyone but r9k about being a siscon its so shameful she can never know. May post a pic later to show how pretty she is with face blacked out.

>>37201380
No, I wouldn't call him super masculine but he's pretty manly. My like of traps comes from pic related.
>halfway to lesbian
nigga im bi

>>37201391
>>37201410
Best financial working poster

>>37201391
I'm sure you're also pretty cool, NZ-san.

>>37201410
What's your poison, anon?
Also what's with all the praising, I feel like I stepped into the Twilight Zone.

>>37201526
Bi = halfway to lesbian, silly.
I figured maybe there's some "real life example" of the trap kink but fair enough.
>pic related without a pic
For shame titcow.

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>>37201570
>pic related without a pic
fuuuuuuuu

>>37196049
Just popping in to say this thread is disgusting and if you're not LARPing you need mental help.

>>37201670
Hey there anon how about accepting that sibling love is the purest love
go hug a sibling if you have one or any family member

>>37201698
I actually respect and cherish my siblings and refuse to reduce them to a fetish and a sex object.

>>37201670
Help me how do I get over it?
Do you have an attractive sister, would you really say no if she wanted to? I need to resolve some deep issues and I think if she gave me a pity fuck it would be helpful.

>>37201742
Same anon I have 2 sisters and a brother and I casually hug them like it's nothing, even tho my sister is a roastie, I still try to be nice

But I didn't tell you to reduce them to a fetish or anything, I just told you to hug them ^^

>>37201791
Think of this, let's say you fucked your sister, you really think there would be no consequences? You'd be turning something that should be a lifelong and stable bond into a sexual relationship. Inject sex into any situation can cause mayhem, having it in a family situation would be disastrous. Are you a virgin? It's more understandable once you've had sex.

I don't have a family.

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>>37200774
>cutest 20 year old poster
mfw

>>37201908
>shooting your nose off

>>37201946
The guy who animated this is a dumbass, shoot through the mouth upwards.

>>37201670
There is nothing wrong with the purest love.
>>37201908
Are there other 20 year old posters?

>>37196049
i wish i could, everyone is a country away. and the soonest ill get too see them is 4 years from now.

>>37201986
>Are there other 20 year old posters?
Of course there are, 18-30 is about the typical age range for /r9k/. It's not a stretch to assume that other 20 year olds post here.

I want Austria as a little sister to protect and cherish.

>>37201987
I'm sorry that's your situation anon, would you care to say why is it like that ? if it's too personal/you don't want to talk about it don't

>>37201982
Yeah, that's the thing. Although to be fair a lot of people seem to fuck this up. The grandfather of a friend tried to shoot himself and just lost an eye somehow.

>>37202033
>18-30
Let's be honest it's probably more like 15-25.

>>37202068
I already have a nee-san who protects and cherishes me, but thank you. She cherished me twice today.

>>37202100
Would you not like a brother? No incest, just sibling love

>>37202100
>Yeah, that's the thing.
Yet another thing the Nazis got right :^)

>>37202119
I don't know honestly, only have sisters so I can't really say. I have to honestly say that I sometimes feel like I don't really "get" guys as such. Of course not all girls (or guys) are the same but there's some obvious gender differences that might make living with a guy more difficult/strange than with other girls. I'm thinking about silly things like enjoying different TV shows during the evening.

>>37202223
It depends on who you live with, girls with girls is simpler really but if you're like me overly emotional and sometimes girlier than my gf than it's all good
My psychology is "knowledge is power" and that's why I know more about makeup than she does

>>37202223
Does it need to be that complicated? It's just like a really close friend that you're not romantically involved with.

>>37202393
Yeah, but a really close friend I share a house with. You can't really get away from each other a lot of times. If you live with someone and grow up with them you'll know them much more closely than a good friend.
Last thread I posted about trying to explain sexual stuff to my little sister and not making things too awkward for her, and I think I (more or less) succeeded, not in small part because we're both girls. I think if I had a brother and I had to talk to him about sex, or even catch him red-handed, that'd be much more awkward.

>>37202515
Not really. Not if there's no incestuous attraction involved. For just casual talk about sex or relationships, there's no need to feel that awkward.

>>37202587
I'm in no way attracted to my little sister and it was still awkward honestly. Of course that might be because I'm not a very experienced or sexually open person, though.

>>37202100
>She cherished me twice today.

anything greentext worthy?

>>37202223
>I don't really "get" guys as such
>has male interests

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>>37202515
>tfw mom retells a story to me about when I was very young, I freaked the fuck out when I accidently caught a glimpse of my sister and wondered why "that" was missing
Sorry if this doesn't add anything, just wanted to share something really stupid.

>>37202664
Well, first time was right after waking up, just cuddling in bed together and making out and touching each other. Very comfy and relaxed, just rubbing off.

>>37202698
>male interests
Like pussy?

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>>37202819
Holy shit, my sides! Your autism never fails to dissapoint. How old were you?

>>37202880
I was probably around seven years old. Can't really chalk it up to autism can you?

>>37202843
>Like pussy?

Also geopolitics and war

>>37202969
>Can't really chalk it up to autism can you?
Yes I can, I fucking knew about girls not having dicks when I was 6 or even less. How could you freak out so much at 7? Does your sister know?
How could you never notice 'that' was missing, didn't you ever see her naked when she was a baby?

>>37203028
Well, I wouldn't say I'm particularly knowledgeable about either besides a 'standard' interest honestly. Like, it's things my father made me interested in but it doesn't mean I'd understand guys any better.

>>37203149
There isn't as much of a difference as you think. People are individuals and have individual interests and guys and girls can have the same interests just as two guys or two girls can have totally opposing interests.

>>37203194
Yeah of course, I'm not disputing that. But the original question was about having a brother instead of a sister and how I think it'd be different, I'm just saying there's some small everyday differences that would still be noticeable (and, in my mind, maybe make things more complicated than they are with same-sex siblings)

>>37203149
I grew up with 3 brothers so I think I understand guys well. It's too different from girls just small differences that change how you interact.

>>37203040
Oh, come on. That's just a one year difference. And she doesn't know, or at least that I know of.
>didn't you ever see her naked when she was a baby?
I honestly can't remember if I can recall noticing THAT or not. I can remember being asked to leave when she was getting bathed when she was a bit older. Plus I'm sure the freak out wasn't as bad as she made it out to be.
Apparently I asked if it fell off.

>>37203260
>I'm just saying there's some small everyday differences that would still be noticeable (and, in my mind, maybe make things more complicated than they are with same-sex siblings)

You're not wrong. For instance, there's more likely to be jealousy between same sex siblings, while opposite sex siblings often "lose interest" in one another after puberty. As in they do their own thing and don't talk to each other as much

>>37203408
>Apparently I asked if it fell off.

That's hilarious!

>>37203408
>i asked if it fell off
That's probably a pretty common story, my grandmother always used to say when babies are born, you pat them on the back, and "if they're good cooks, their penis falls off"

>>37203422
Yeah that'd make sense to me. Although same sex siblings seem to either be really close or absolutely hate each other.

>>37203485
>my grandmother always used to say when babies are born, you pat them on the back, and "if they're good cooks, their penis falls off"
Dumb nazis

>>37203408
>Apparently I asked if it fell off.
Dumb Bear.

>>37203485
Even opposite sex siblings can hate each other. I only have half-siblings but I'll never forgive them for what they did.

I want a sister who is actually nice and not a complete psychopath, don't even care about incest

>>37203485
I remember that I pulled my foreskin back when I was rather young, and shouted: "Dad, there's a sausage in my willy!"
I was more intrigued than anything else.

>>37203515
>dumb Nazis
I mean, they did lose.

>>37203548
Yeah of course, but it feels like for opposite sex siblings it more often just kinda fizzles out into disinterest instead of full-blown hatred. But that's just anecdotal of course.

>>37203551
How'd you not notice before? Like, in the bath and whatnot?
I was told guys basically spend every free minute playing with their dicks

>>37203447
I also thought for a whole that girls got pregnant through swallowing a guys saliva. Although I'm sure everyone has that idea growing up.
>>37203485
>they're good cooks, their penis falls off
Ha, your grandmother sounds cool.
>>37203515
Stop bullying young me.

>>37203637
>Stop bullying young me.
Fine...
>I also thought for a whole that girls got pregnant through swallowing a guys saliva. Although I'm sure everyone has that idea growing up.
You're not making it easy.

Anyway any news on the sister front? Didn't you say you would get a place for both of you?

>>37203626
I was obsessed with my belly button and biting objects around me instead.
I always tried to find new and hidden functions of my body and whatnot.

>>37203637
For me, I had the idea that everyone died an exact age after they were born for a while. I used it as a way to get revenge on people older than me in my head.

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>>37203819
>always tried to find new and hidden functions of my body
I mean, that's one way to put it. But every teenager does I'm sure.

>>37203732
Never said it was going to be easy.
>get a place for both of you
Yes, actually. We've been looking at apartments for a while now with some help from our parents. Visiting for an open house this Saturday.
>>37203819
Never had a crazy idea of death. My sister was pretty scared of the idea when she was younger.

>>37196997
REEEEEEEE
>>37198060
REEEEEEEE
>>37198072
EEEEEEEEE
>>37202819
Jesus Bearg

>>37204465
I love smol girl

>>37204465
Is that a "Jesus, Bear. What is wrong with you?"
Or is it a "Jesus, Bear. What the hell is wrong with you?"

>>37204465
Was the leaked image too much?

>>37204533
I love you too
>>37204635
I don't know
>>37204673
EEEEEEEEEE

>>37204826
>EEEEEEEEEE
love you

I love Laura too!

We should all smother her with love

I hate laura, she's insufferable

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>>37205177
Insufferably cute. CUTE!

>>37205177
Laura is best smol girl itt

>>37205201
>>37205328
I just want to wrap her into a blanket burrito

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>>37205201
>have two cousins that are sisters
>eldest is named Els younger one Anna
>they like Frozen
>every time I see them these kind of images come to my mind
>tfw they ask me why I'm akward around them
It's and interesting kind of feel

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>>37205410
Obviously you have to make them read a whole lotta fanfiction. Show them the light.

>>37205436
Now did you like ElsaxAnna before loving your sister or after

>>37205497
Happened more or less at the same time. I saw the movie and was instantly shipping the two, without even for a moment thinking it's weird because they're so cute. A bit later I first felt aware of my feelings for my sister.

>>37205527
And how many ElsaxAnna pictures do you have? I need a number

>>37205436
The younger one of the two actually reads a lot of fanfiction, and I mean a LOT. I don't lnow how I would ever make them read that though without verything going wrong. Reminds me of that one anon that tried to wathc that Oreimo wth his little sister and got kicked out of the house by his parents. There's a screncap of that floating around somewhere.
Guess It's kinda the same old question, how to bring incest up subtly.

>>37205584
Maybe four hundred or so. Not even a hundred on my phone though.

>>37205602
But not Elsanna, I'm guessing?
That being said I'm pretty sure most girls who read Elsanna aren't actually into incest or even gay. It's just a cute coupling.

>>37205683
How many cute girls did you go through before your sister?

We all know you're a heartbreaker deep down

>>37205683
No she reads weeb shit, harry potter and marvel crossover and other total shit. She's usually curled up in a big chair in comfy clothes reading that stuff on her phone when I come over (I'm friends with her brother, who's in between the 2 sisters age wise). Funny thing is that she looks more like Elsa from the movie then her sister does, with her long, wavy, white blond hair and round face. She has the cheekbones too. She can't really sing either but she can play the piano pretty well. Her older siter can't sing for shiiiiit though so I'm glad they never gave doing any of the movie songs together a real shot.

I'll just leave this here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSsYTj9kCHE

>>37205927
I sorta had a girlfriend with 16-17 but it was online almost exclusively and didn't last long or go well. That's it really.
>heartbreaker
Yeah I'm a total femme fatale, obviously.

>>37205972
Seems pretty standard tumblr shit.
>long wavy white blonde hair, dem cheekbones
Cute.

>>37206036
All women are femme fatale, they just don't realize it

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I bump this thread with love

>>37206890
>I bump this thread with the love that kissy isn't getting

fixed

>>37206963
>love that kissy isn't getting
I love Kissy and I'm sure a lot of other people here do too.

>>37207009
I meant the cuddling (from her aniki)

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>>37206890
I bump this thread with depression and frustration caused by the difficulties of being sexually attracted towards a family member.

Come on burgers, why are you all sleepy?

>>37207412
I'm not a burger and I'm not sleepy.

>nobody's posted in a couple minutes
>"come on guys, where is everyone?"

>>37207455
Your sleep schedule is fucked up though. Instead of having glorious early morning sex with your sister, you go to sleep at like 5 am

>>37207587
It is pretty fucked up, but my sister will be gone when I wake up anyway so morning sex isn't really a thing even if I were already asleep.

>>37207633
what time does she leave?

>>37207818
Nine in the morning or so. But depends on the day.

>>37207928
That's nothing. I get up at 6AM everyday. If you actually slept through the night, you could easily wake her up for morning sexy time

>>37207971
Yeah I know, but I'm kinda insomniac though but I also don't need a lot of sleep. She occasionally wakes me up before she leaves anyway, for cuddling.

>>37208063
funny she jokes about how gay you are when she wakes you up for snuggles. It's adorable though, does she say anything when she does it?

>>37208126
Well, of course it's not gay if she does it. It's sisterly affection. She can't do anything gay by definition because she's not gay. (yeah, her logic is flawless).
She doesn't say much really, except tackling me and spouting absurd shit like "you should get up, it's so nice outside!"

>>37208189
you mean like a glomp? getting glomped is the best. the proper response is at least one (1) kiss on the forehead

>>37208297
Yeah pretty much. Like she takes a running start and flies into my bed squealing, like a big gay annoying dog.
>kiss on the forehead
>the forehead
Please, this isn't PG-13 rated.

>>37208399
>Please, this isn't PG-13 rated.
>implying you've made any HEADway

Did someone mention sibling kisses?

>>37208419
Oh shush anon. S O O N.
Possibly.

>>37208423
Yes I think I heard someone mention sibling kisses.

>>37208497
If she's squealing like an idiot while body-slamming you or often initiates mutual vagina DJ, then that's great news though. It means she might be as happy as you are

>>37208573
Well, to be fair she body-slammed into me for years before we became whatever we are now (I nearly typed "couple"), so that didn't change.
>mutual vagina DJ
oh am I laffin
It's actually more mutual clitoris DJ but yes, she sure does. More often than me thank goodness.
And I like to think she's happy too yeah. I really hope she is, she deserves all the happiness in the world.

>>37208639
>I nearly typed "couple"

If it feels that way, then your "arrangement" is probably more than just sexual gratification for her. So don't be afraid to make it passionate, show her how glad and eager you are

>>37208717
Well, I would hope so. I always assumed it would be, even if it started out sexually. There's a lot of emotion involved and I don't want to speak for her but if she loves me even half as much as I love her, the sex is a bonus, and an awesome one, but the feeling of intimacy we have blows it out of the water every day.
>show her how glad and eager you are
I want to do that. I'm still kind of afraid to rush things though, and she's definitely more of a leading person than me, so I figured once she wants to take it further, she'd do it.

>>37208826
>I figured once she wants to take it further, she'd do it.

You had that same thought process before you touched boob tho. I think the worst that could happen is she tells you you're going too fast for her liking, holds off on intimacy for a couple days and then it's back to normal

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>>37208906
>holds off on intimacy for a couple of days
Anon
You don't understand

>>37208956
When she goes to the US you won't be seeing her at all, what's the problem? Besides, the potential reward outweighs the possibility of a couple days with a little less affection

>>37209027
I don't even want to think about that honestly. I feel like smuggling myself with her in a suitcase but I'm unfortunately not Laura's size.
But you're right of course, I want to take it further. And God I really wanna taste her properly. I'm just not sure how to bring it up.

>>37209077
if you're diddling her and she's into it (or she's close), you ask "want me to use my mouth"? Then she stops you, scolds you for being a degenerate and reminds you that she's not a dyke and threatens to tell mom

mom hugged me back and told me file a police rwport for my stolen violin

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>>37209178
>implying
At worst she'd laugh at me being such a horny kitty and say maybe another time.
Don't try and scare me anon.
But actually waiting until she's close is not a bad idea.

why does my imouto hate hugs and how do i cope with not being able to hug my imouto

>>37209243
I didn't think it would scare you either, it's so comically unrealistic and dramatic given how well you're doing. But what's more likely to happen is that she gets second thoughts about the whole touching each other with my sister thing. Unless she comes super hard on your tongue

>>37209242
>stolen violin
wut

>>37209263
Sneak up on her and hug her tightly and tell her how much you love her

>>37209263
Just hug her and don't let go until she likes it, obviously.

>>37209335
>second thoughts
Yeah I'm definitely afraid of that too, but less and less with each day and each kiss. Fingers crossed.
>spoiler
Ughh. Stop it.

So anyway it's bird chirping time again so I'm gonna go to sleep. Good night anons.

It's been a while since I posted in one of these, doubt anybody remembers me.
My brother and I have been close lately after a lot of talking. We haven't done anything more sexual than cuddling and a bit of kissing. I thought spooning would freak me out, but it was nice.
We've been talking about going to a more liberal city this summer where nobody knows us for a bit, seeing what it's like to be able to go on dates in nice places and stuff.

>>37209373
good night toots

>>37209388
>doubt anybody remembers me.
Yeah, I don't, who are you? I need details.

>>37209373
>Fingers crossed
Inside of you?

>>37209388
>doubt anybody remembers me
Well, if you don't say what you've posted before, then how could we?

>>37209362
>>37209373
you don't understand, she hates hugs and she hates it when i do that to her
pls respond

>>37197078
>protective's sister
who's protective? is it me?

>>37209455

I live with my brother, got bad touched as a kid so my brother was hesitant to start anything.

>>37209526
Oh, right, the butt boy. I remember.

>Anon, what the hell your doing???
>Stop it!

>YAMERO~ your sister's not alive.

>You dumbfuck!

>>37209526
I think I vaguely remember you, did you used to post here often?

>>37209543

That's me.

>>37209563

Yeah, I haven't had a lot of free time or energy to do much posting, though. Relationship stuff, health stuff, just life in general.

>Oldest of 4 siblings, 22
>Mom addicted to pain pills from the time I was 8 until the time I was 18. Dad had to work to support us. I was left to help take care of the kids
>Biggest difference in age between me and the others is 3 years so I'm barely "older"
>Still, looked at them as kids my whole life
>Lost some respect for parents, in part because I was put on their level for years, and in part because "forgive and forget" happened much too fast
>Always been black sheep of the family any way, it's been even worse for years because I can't connect to either my brother/sisters or my parents.

I tell them I love them all the time, but I never truly feel like they love me. I feel so distant from all of them.

>>37209627
Oh well nice to see everything is going well now.

>>37209695
Try giving them huggus

>>37209778
I do, rarely, but I think they feel as distant from me as I do of them.

Related story
>Edgy as an early teen - lots of death jokes, etc.
>As I mentioned, didn't feel close to siblings despite watching them/sharing a room with my brother
>OCD develops in early teen years, look psychotic to them as I check the doors/windows/oven/plugs/etc. for the hundredth time before bed every day
>Years later, try to explain myself and tell them I'm doing it for their good - it's for their safety, because I don't want them to die
>Brother laughs in my faces, says he always thought I would kill them because I was weird
>Legitimately hurt because none of them understand that I just want to keep them safe.

>>37209854
Deliver unto each of them a personalized suicide note while they're sleeping and see which one checks up on you first.
Or try asking them to do some activities with you, like movies or skiing.

Report and sage these man children and their faggot threads.

Why don't you guys just get your own discord and stop shitting up our board

>>37210047
You know damn well that a series of threads that only post a new one when the previous one hits bump limit isn't the thing shitting up this board.

>>37210047
That's right. We need more white women BLACKED threads and trap threads and more threads about that piety tripfag and orbiter threads and threads saying fembots don't exist because THAT is quality

>>37210128
>We need more white women BLACKED threads
Those are hilarious.

>>37210279
no, they're obnoxious

>>37205102
I love you too, titcow
>>37205143
I'm okay with this to anyone extent
>>37205388
I am also okay with this
>>37205177
Why do you hate me? Are you the same person as last night?

>>37210128
Don't forget the reoccurring Christian general thread. Has to be my favorite.
it's not

>>37210532
You see this is what I meant when I said you deserve some love after all that shit I love you too <3not like platonically but like a kewt smol girl

Did you watch the Celtics last game ?

>>37211167
I caught most of it
Funny I hadn't finished my thought process of insulting the last shit before it somehow made it's way in
That Spurs game was bad though, but I think the Cavs can beat gsw with K Love being as good as he was last game
at that point I want the Celtics to lose so the Cavs can go an have a fighting chance rather than watch Boston get slaughtered and Curry win anything

>go to give father hug
>pushes me on the floor and calls me a cuck
>go to give mom a hug
>picks up a shoe and starts hitting me with it for not doing the laundry
>go to give brother a hug
>punches me in the face and now have a big cut on my lip with blood coming out
>calls me a faggot
>run to my room to cry

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How do you get rid of the after taste of semen

I've had a full fucking glass of water and it only helped a little

>>37211470
I don't know, drink it all the time so it never leaves an aftertaste?
Didn't you say you were going to stop,
you lewd girl?

>>37211470
Maybe it'll taste better if you give him lots of kisses

>>37211470
Bleach usually make the taste go away. However, you have to orally intake at least a cup to get good results.

>>37211470
I would imagine eating something or drinking something with sugar would probably help.

I really don't know, just my guess.

>>37211505
she's coming around and finally acting like a sexually mature straight woman; getting addicted to semen

>>37211505
Sounds like a plan but I can't bring him to work.
Only that one time.
>>37211518
I've only kissed him in one place this morning and that's what caused this mess
>>37211524
I'll try and find something strong I have like 1.3 hours until work
>>37211534
I'm not addicted I only did it to pressure him into rubbing me out to make it fair

>>37211470
It shouldn't taste that bad if he's eating healthily. You sure it isn't a psychological thing?

>>37211614
>I only did it to pressure him into rubbing me out to make it fair
Maybe greentexting will help.

>>37211614
>Only that one time.
>Only
>Implying you'll ever stop.

>I'm not addicted I only did it to pressure him into rubbing me out to make it fair
SUUUUUUUUURE.

>>37211241
I was watching it live that's why I was in school on 2 hours of sleep and when I saw the shot I was like "aw hell no that's not going in" but Celtics luck was there
The spurs situation has me so outraged because I was rooting for the spurs a lot

I also downloaded madden for PC and I'm trying to play it but Jesus I am so bad, I don't understand anything so I just try to do long passes qb is the only thing I can play

>>37211470
Uhh I don't know because I don't have this problem. My brother's semen doesn't leave an aftertaste that lasts longer than like 5 minutes and it didn't taste bad.

Also come on it's really fun to swallow. It makes me feel super sexy when I do it and he just watches with such a look in his eyes every time. plus it's my fetish

>>37212069
Clogs has all sorts of ridiculous, unnecessary hangups in regard to sex. In fact, as a victim of abuse, you handle things like a champ compared to her. You're capable of being selfless, but unlike clogs, your relationship is not exclusively driven by naive tryhard selflessness and settling for "what you think you'd want in a partner"

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>>37212231
Oh you didn't need to put it like that. You could be a little nicer about it. I mean I'm a sexually repressed 25 year old who has a cum kink so it's a little different.

fucking tripfag circlejerk. Works for me cuz I just add them to the list of ignored assholes.

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>>37212366
Good for you. Though I don't know why you thought it necessary to exclaim this.

>>37212366
Oh my look, a little kid trying to be cool, I assume you are spinning your fidget faggot ass bullshit while browsing 4chan and thinking you are so cool for ignoring trips nice dubs tho
So much on the edge you had to let everyone know that you ignore us, hope you don't fall of it

I just drank really strong orange juice and it seemed to mask it. Even more bitter now but that's the OJ, at least it doesn't taste like semen.

>>37211631
He eats healthily and it tastes fine (tasteless but kinda sweet-ish) the first few seconds but there's a really slightly bitter thick after taste. It doesn't necessarily taste 'bad' and I can deal with it but I'd prefer to feel clean.

>>37211648
>morning
>we're both awake but still in bed
>moan a little and push into him
>ineedattention.jpg
>he fucking pushes me away
>"maybe if I jerk him he'll help me out too to make it fair"
>this is a natural thought process in my life now
>pseudo-69 where he's on his back and I'm lying at his side
>he's laughing and telling me to stop but still pulls away the duvet
>pitching tent as always
>pull down boxers
>use hands for a while then start licking where his tip ends
>he has a foreskin so it's really sensitive
>finishes in my mouth
>puts me on his lap and rubs me out until I finish
>feelsgood
>attempt water poisoning
>shower
>get dressed

>>37212231
Considering he's my brother they were hardly unnecessary. I'm over it now, and with regards to actual sex I've always been prude. I could go on about my bf of three years and how he'd started being abusive for the last year of our relationship and the whole story behind that but I have to go to work now.

>>37212409
its bait to them. they HAVE to reply. makes em come out the wood work. More trips for the ignore list.

Page 8 in the cinema surviving this hell of a day in school bumberino
I don't even know what is original anymore

>>37212429
>moan a little and push into him
Wew you really were just being tsun-tsun before weren't you?

I knew you'd break eventually you turboslut

>>37213187
i bet her brother's going to be the one refusing to have sex now

>gf has had lesbians with her cousin as teens
>They're still super close
>Talk all the time and hang out a lot
>Gf wants to do a threesome with another girl
>Discuss it how it has to be someone she can be friends with
>Tried to hint at her sorts slutty friends
>None of them seem receptive
>Gf jokes i should just find a girl at a bar and we can drug her
>Eventually she tells her cousin our idea of threesome
>In fucking full details
>Even describes how we usually fuck
>Not a huge deal but then
>her cousin says she'd do it if its okay with gf
>Gf showed me the Convo at this point and I was somewhat shocked but also boner
>Immediately fuck gf
>Post sex cuddle and agree to letting her cousin join
>Plan a group date with her Thursday
>Gf and I have been going out for 4 years
>Known cousin girl but never close to her by any means
>Almost same body type and gf but bigger boobs
>Cousin says she's not on birth control
>Gf says she'll take her to a clinic for that shit
>Mfw feels super fucking surreal

>>37214118
Post the convo my man. You must

>>37214118
Dude, it is your civic duty to impart your records of this convo onto us

>>37212429
>at least it doesn't taste like semen
Just get used to the taste, Lord knows you're going to get gallons more in the coming weeks.

>>37214118
Please post that conversation, I need it for research

Did slav replace deer as Laura's main orbiter?

*hits the switch* We need him back alive! Page 8 again! Where is the bumbfibrillator god damn it! *revival*
hope it worked and we can keep it alive

Are all the girls in here whores?

I sometimes with my sister at night
[Spoiler]This is essentially the type of people in this thread.[/spoiler]

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I sometimes with my sister at night
This is essentially the type of people in this thread.

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>>37216282
Only for the people they love

>>37216336
>>37216349
You did it wrong big guy.

>>37216362
Gross.

>>37212045
Yea I hate seeing KD do good too
Madden's good to just learn how the game works

>>37216349
I obviously don't know about their stories but most of the trips have proven themselves as being women.

This thread is always kinda dead when I first check it out in the morning, why don't you people have jacked up sleeping cycles.
My sister did her usual jumping attack on me this morning, which I wanted to turn into lewd, but she managed to jump right into my knee and basically KO'd herself.
I tried to make it better but was laughing too hard to focus.

Also congrats clogs, I knew you'd come around. You sloot.

>>37214118
>literally living in a bad porno
Wield these powers responsibly.

>>37216603
>why don't you people have jacked up sleeping cycles
But I do
>jump right into my knee and basically KO'd herself
Is she okay?

>>37216815
That's because you're pretty cool, Laura.
>Is she okay?
Yeah she's fine, more hurt pride than anything, but getting knee'd in the tits isn't fun for anyone. I tried to get her to stay home and let me play nurse for her but she has stuff to do. ;_;
I did help her relax before she left though. And after she got hurt, because orgasms are healthy pain killers. And now I'm just kinda dreamily sniffing my fingers.

>>37216869
Did you suck your fingers clean?

>>37216992
Always. I love her taste.

>Roger Moore is dead
R I P
Fuck you, reality. Now I have to drink heavily with my dad tonight.

>>37217447
>Roger Moore is dead
Literally who?

>>37217447
Rewatch his Bond movies.

>>37217502
Only one of the best (and longest serving) James Bond actor ever, anon.

>>37217509
Yeah that's what we're gonna do, at least Moonraker and Octopussy.

>>37217537
>not playing with your sister's octopussy as you watch them

>>37217559
My dad will definitely be bereaved but not so much that he wouldn't notice us playing on the couch.
I think.

>tfw Sean Connery will die in our lifetimes

will someone hold me please

>>37217586
Try it, he probably won't notice.

>>37217655
>implying he hasn't found the same secret of Anglo immortality fountain that Richards and the Queen use

>>37217689
Really not a good idea, I'm so freaking scared to be found out it makes my heart jump just thinking about it.

>>37217689
If it had been another girl, sure, but with her sister? There's too much at stake to get adventurous