/britfeel/

>>37218103

*makes it comfy*

File: Bond_-_Roger_Moore_-_Profile.jpg (154KB, 610x710px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 610x710px

Remember to F for Roger Moore.

F

RIP Roger Moore. Who was you favourite Bond? Favourite Bond film?

>>37218203
Austin Powers.

>>37218203
goldeneye desu

>>37218203
timothy dalton

>>37218202
One of the best bonds out there.

Am I wrong to care more about this that that terrorist attack?

just fell of a ladder and now my tailbone hurts like hell

>>37218235
No. That's what the news wants you too do.

>>37218235
Not really. You probably have more emotional connection to Moore as Bond than some random people at a concert.

>>37218179 it is literally illegal to suggest islam may not be a religion of peace and that maybe you shouldn't let muslims into the country when all they do is blow us up and rape little girls

>>37218244

SS anon will kiss it better if you ask nicely.

>>37218288

>88
>SS Anon

Lads, want a tattoo. Can I go to a tattooist have a look at what they have and get one of their designs done? or should I go with my own design?

File: smug.jpg (27KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 600x600px

bought some hanging baskets today and put them up to officially start the annual botany contest with my neighbours.

This summer it shall be I with the prettiest garden.

File: TopKev.jpg (92KB, 720x1080px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 720x1080px

Rest in Piece Roger Moore :(

>>37218302
You can. Some will even design off your idea.
What you thinking of getting?

- PM Kev x

>>37218103
My feed is people complaining about people make jokes about the terrorist attack.

I need to meet new people

>>37218203
On Her Majesty's Secret Service

>>37218235
No. You need to be a good goy and pray for Manchester.

>>37218202
Literally who?

roboto-kun pls

>>37218302
you should get a tattoo like this

>>37218366
Leave /britfeel/

>>37218302
You can do both lad, you could even talk to them about a design and they will draw it, it doesn't have to be something they have done already

File: 7American-History-X-1.jpg (14KB, 400x255px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 400x255px

>>37218380
for fucks sake i forgot the pic

>>37218302
i feel like people who get a pre designed tattoo from a book are retarded

>>37218391
No

He was clearly the shit Bond

File: spiderarm.jpg (43KB, 280x456px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 280x456px

>>37218321
I want something similar to this. I'm almsot 30 and never had a tattoo yet. Feel like I'm missing out, I've always wanted one.

File: maxresdefault.jpg (174KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 1920x1080px

>>37218321
sexy kev would make a good bond

>>37218431
Oh a tribal tattoo, what tribe you from m8?

>>37218415
>shit bond
>not craig
Wew

>>37218431
Do some research into that type of tattoo, the culture etc. Might help you make a more personalized choice in that style.

File: kev2.jpg (39KB, 458x558px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 458x558px

>>37218438
From PM to Bond. Sounds like a good idea.

- PM Kev x

>>37218450
The picts. (Fib)

Get it up ye ye fuck tit.

>>37218302
Don't get a tattoo, you heathen. Intentional marking of your skin is sinful.

>>37218492
Lad I shagged a bird in the arse. I'm already going to hell. May as well look boss doing it.

>>37218431
thats looks like shit. i hate tattoos i would never get one or date a girl who has one

File: michael-winner-esure-jpg_153617.jpg (40KB, 540x343px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 540x343px

>>37218492
Calm down Peter.

fsdfs

if cryptoanon is still lurking here somewhere, ditch all that NXS bullshit and buy ethereum ASAP, shit is tanking like crazy with loads of companies backing it up

>>37218526
fuccccccck i havent seen that commercial in so long but i can hear it as if i saw it yesterday

File: Screen Shot 2017-05-23 at 15.57.02.png (369KB, 628x502px) Image search: [Google]

369KB, 628x502px

>>37218567
You hit me. You went into the back of my NEW car.

What was the Elliot stuff leaked today?

They've identified the fucker
Guess what his name was?
Salman Abedi

>>37218600
That he killed Roger Moore.

Just took a shit outside the local Paki shop. Well I guess that's my bit done.

>>37218618
>he gets jamie the paperboy to clean it up

is "was known to security services" the biggest meme ever? i swear to god i hear it after every attack now

>>37218659
Good. I Have seen him knocking about with a Quran. He is a Paki bastard too

>>37218686
GCHQ knows everyone. But they won't want to say they didn't know because it would cause more muzzie hatred.

>>37218686
I bet they know practically all of them, just too many of them to actually track properly

>>37218618
Kek are you the guy that got drunk and terrorised their local 24 hour paki shop at night and ended up getting banned?

More stories pls

My heart breaks for those involved in last night's barbaric attacks. The perpetrator in the attack is not Muslim. They were an extremist who using the pretext of Islam and Jihad as their justification of a horrific attack.

What happened last night shouldn't tear communities apart, but should bring us together.

The Muslim community weeps just as you do

fucking yodel deliver my package reeeeeee

Why is Northampton literally FULL of Polish people?

>>37218716
Deliver his package ahmed>>37218723

>>37218733
>why is northampton full of white people

whats wrong lad?

>>37218716
>The perpetrator in the attack is not Muslim. They were an extremist who using the pretext of Islam and Jihad as their justification of a horrific attack.
This excuse always makes me giggle.
It's basically that "I'm not retarded, I was only pretending to be retarded" excuse.

>>37218739
to be fair the girls are cute but they all stink of cigarettes

>>37218739
They aren't British white.

*angry face*

>>37218716
"The perpetrator in the attack is not Muslim. They were an extremist who using the pretext of Islam"
>he isn't muslim
hahahaha does it fucking matter if you say he wasn't , or if some newspaper or news source say he wasn't. Muslims in the UK strap in , its gonna be a wild ride

Haha hey lads I was thinking about posting some bait about muslims what do you reckon?

>>37218709
nah, thats not me bro. im just a lad doing something good for his community.

after the attack in london, i got a local paki to sing the national athem and then i made him sniff and suck on a finger that i had used to scratch my ass

File: true muslims are.jpg (55KB, 480x628px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 480x628px

>>37218716
terrible excuse, there are no true muslims at this point they all point at each other calling each other fakes.

why cant they just make a post with out saying it wasnt islam , they dont even need to mention the perp, it could be "my heart breaks for those involved in the barbaric attacks, then maybe some generic community stuff)

>>37218801
kek that picture, might have to give that a save

>>37218716
>hurr if I post this bait I'll have an excuse to post about how much I hate Muslims in response

>>37218785
The sucker of your finger is not Muslim. They were an extremist who using the pretext of shitty finger sucking as their justification of wanting to taste your shit.

File: 1262166016595.png (9KB, 344x341px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 344x341px

>>37218716
>he's not a muslim he just acted in accordance with islam

>>37218829
You can interpret these old religions to do whatever the fuck you want.

Could probably find something in the Quran, Bible or Bhagavad Gita that I could use to justify basically anything.

>>37218847
funny how it's only muslims then

>>37218716
>>37218744
it's like a bad monty python sketch

>ALLAH AKBAR, I AM A MEMBER OF THE ISLAMIC STATE AND I AM HERE TO BRING ALLAH'S VENGEANCE TO ALL YOU IMPURE INFIDELS
>no you're not
>TAKBI- wait what?
>you're not a muslim
>OH YES I AM

posting while sitting in the bath right now lads pretty comfy

>>37218878
It's muslims right now. Was Christians hundreds of years ago and Hindus before that.

>>37218878
no lad, don't you know there's about a dozen people in some remote corner of the world who are slapping people in the name of Jesus

>>37218893
>was Christians
might want to brush up on your history lad

File: constantine.jpg (186KB, 910x822px) Image search: [Google]

186KB, 910x822px

>>37218883
Bird at my work has never seen monty python. Feel like I should use it as a way to invite her round my hose.

What you think lads?

>>37218883
>I don't get it Ahmed we keep killing these infidels and they wont even get angry at us. The more we kill them the more that say that Islam is a religion of peace.

I've never fully seen a James bond movie

>>37218893
>hundreds of years ago
Oh I guess that makes it ok for muslims to murder children in the present day. Sorry.

File: download.jpg (14KB, 240x210px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 240x210px

>tfw Northern Irish and no longer affected by terrorism

Feels good to live in a white country out in the sticks. No bombings for me thank you chaps ;)

>>37218893
so your point is it's okay because other people have done it?

Pretty weak shit t b h

File: 1495552620727.png (852KB, 1024x1305px) Image search: [Google]

852KB, 1024x1305px

Someone just made this fresh meme lads

>Jesus christ I am sick of all this Islamic ter.... oh shit I remembered about the crusades better stop talking about islamic terrorism now

>>37218913
I think she'll find you creepy.
>>37218932
Where on earth did you get that from mate? I think you are too wound up about this, go and have a lie down.
>>37218946
Obviously that isn't my point at all. My point is exactly what I said - you can interpret these old religious books to justify or condemn almost any kind of behaviour

File: james-bond-japanese-agent[1].jpg_itok=6UlrdDf7.jpg (172KB, 825x464px) Image search: [Google]

172KB, 825x464px

>>37218922
they're a good laugh if you're drunk, sort of like the original Star Trek series in terms of pretty decent but also quite bad and funny

this is Bond in You Only Live Twice where he's disguised as a Japanese

File: MUH CRYSADES.png (109KB, 480x346px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 480x346px

>>37218949
see it on normiebook all the time terrorist apologists and they dont even know history

>>37218949
These fucking terrorists, I wish the islamic fundemental... oh wait, IRA did it 21 years ago.
Never mind, keep on trucking lads.

>>37218970
Lad, the girl in my attic didn't find me creepy.
Granted, she didn't know me before she got thrown in the back of the van, and never spoke to me when I got her home, but still.

>>37218987
>saying anything other than "all muslims should be killed" is being a terrorist apologist

Don't be retarded.

File: 1495544934294.png (367KB, 609x629px) Image search: [Google]

367KB, 609x629px

Repeat after me: This is normal

>>37218970
>you can interpret these old religious books to justify or condemn almost any kind of behaviour

And muslims currently are doing this, and therefore need to be stopped by rounding them up and forcibly making them stop

>>37219007
It pretty much is, yeah. They don't belong in the west.

anyone got that british speech video with the harry potter music?

>>37219044
>we round up every muslim in Britain

>We are forcing you to stop being an extremist!

>Uh most of us aren't. And the extremists just lie.

>Well...good!

Is that your plan?

I really should have applied for research internships this summer, lads

>>37219069
>taqiyya

>>37219069
Intelligence services have people who are high risk under surveillance. Execute them as an example

>>37219069
Bombing this concert... with no survivors!

How are there people still missing? I can think of a few things

>They've been blown to bits and they've been unable to identify the bodies
>They've died in hospital, unidentified and it's been difficult contacting family
>They've been kidnapped by opportunists after the explosion

What do you think /britfeel/?

>>37219007
where in my post did I say that?

If Im talking about an attack that happened present day, what relevence is the crusades to the discussion?

people like you make it worst and drive people apart

talk about islam and terror you must want them all dead.

who can talk about islam then lad?

i just want to have a comfy thread lads

>>37219087
>Let's start summarily executing people, that won't cause anyone to radicalise.

Not sure you can call yourself British with those values. You're more like one of them. Are you going to allow yourself to act like a savage? Or are you just a stupid 19 year old edge lord?

what's the issue with deporting all Muslims?

Yeah it's morally reprehensible, but is it more morally reprehensible then allowing a certain amount of British people to die to terrorists every so often and a certain amount of British girls getting gang raped?

Because by not wanting mass deportations you're saying that the lesser evil is the terrorism and the gang rapes.

>>37219120
So the solution is to do nothing? Hasn't worked so far, but we can try again after the next muslim extremist blows some people up

i swear the people trying to stick up for the muslims are more retarded. they jump to so many conclusion

>>37219127
Preaching to the crowd, lad. The majority of the British population will never allow it, though.

File: 112312342354.png (44KB, 300x250px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 300x250px

It's my 26th birthday today. I've got no friends to celebrate it with, and because of my neetdom my parents despise me and haven't talked to me all day. I've hidden a shit ton of booze in my room and I'm going to drink myself into oblivion.

>>37219127
Mass deportations literally won't change anything lad. If I thought it would save lives I'd be 100% behind it. But most likely it will cost lives.

>>37219134
>It's either we kill innocent people or do nothing, those are the only two options

Literally retarded.

Bit of a tangent lads.

Anyone seen the new gardening program with Charlie Dimmock?

She's gotten quite old but I'd still smash in her garden planters any day.

File: 1424317046110.png (226KB, 4500x4334px) Image search: [Google]

226KB, 4500x4334px

>>37219052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHmGliVqxXg&t=1s

There is a version without the music too.

>Terrorists known to the police
>Police literally do nothing

Why is this allowed to happen? Surely they should be monitored officially like people with ASBO's.

>>37219167
Dad use to watch the show she did with the fat DIY mascot guy and the wee poof that had a talk show.

Use to talk about her tits all the time.

>>37219166
>Mass deportations literally won't change anything lad.

How will there be Islamic terrorism in Britain with no Muslims?

File: 1123424554656.png (36KB, 817x641px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 817x641px

>all the people who wanted the attacks be committed by Muslims so they could further their political agenda.

>>37219203
>Hey Abdul, we're deporting all the Muslims, are you a Muslim?

>Nah, I'm a Christian now.

Then Abdul blows the place up.

>>37219192
>He doesn't know how politically correct the police have become.

There was a story a few weeks ago about someone getting in trouble for putting a police hat on a stuffed monkey because some black guy got offended.

>>37219069
>lying isn't a thing
Why is Islam and Judaism the only major abrahamic religions that encourage its followers to lie about their beliefs?

>>37219213
>people actually expected a non-muslim to be the attacker.
WOW, JUST WOW.

>>37219166
>Mass deportations literally won't change anything lad.

h-how? we're the only generation who would put up with so much.

File: legoooo.jpg (473KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

473KB, 2048x1536px

>tfw the lego arrived

>>37219223
SJWs are truly the biggest cancer in society. Totally disarm our ability to tackle real issues because of MUH offence.

>>37219007
all that projection lad wew take your anger out on someone else.

The post doesnt even say that or imply it what you stated,

it's talking about the crusade excuse to some how justify terrorist acts.

>>37219215
hahaha are you serious? there are all sorts of documents that state a persons religion. at the very least we should not accept any more of them

>>37219178
thank you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WcT4q-OaQc

tune on this video

>>37219242
Nice, I saw you mention that after I got my lego. Have fun building it. Wish I could afford the large sets.

>>37219236
>>37219257
>Hahaha are you serious? People can lie about stuff?!?

You are never going to get all the muslims, anyone can decide to convert to Islam at any time and never tell anyone, and you'll just piss off normal muslims and make them want to join Isis because you chucked them out of the country they are born in.

It's literally a pointless move that would just make everything worse.

>>37219215
(((((Can you guess what I'm trying to imply here?)))))

>>37219275
save up anon and get yourself a nice big set some day, it's so relaxing being able to sit for hours and just build

>>37219229
It could have been a stage prop malfunction.

It could have been a far-right terrorist.

>>37219242
>he pays 100 quid for Lego
Lad, Lego is a fucking scam.
>tfw use to have boxes upon boxes of it, and never realised how much it was worth.

>>37219283
How wide you can stretch your arsehole for SSanon?

>>37219164
Happy birthday anon for what it's worth

>>37219102
will someone answer my speculation

>>37219287
Could have been your mum, but it wasn't, and we all knew it.

>far right terrorist.
The only one was a plant from the left to stop Brexit.
It failed.

>>37219292
its a scam im happy to pay for, shelled out 400 squids for the death star set awhile ago

>>37219299
I dunno, is he cute?

File: 1298216772811.jpg (15KB, 262x228px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 262x228px

>>37219287
It could have been an alien from another dimension.

can you help a lad out with a bump
>>>/tv/83098103

>>37219102
They're in hospital with no ID

>>37219164
Sorry to hear lad. Hope the drink makes your birthday a lot better. I still love you lad.

>>37219312
>O-Okay, everyone, I know this might be hard to swallow, but... the terrorists were aliens from an another dimension? C-Crazy, right? But it wasn't an Islamic attack. As we all know, Islam is a religion of peace.

>>37219164

>birthday the day after manchester bombing
>the same day sir roger dies

OMEN.

I'm only kidding anon have a good one. Love you.

Service Station Anon here

I posted this early this morning but no one was really around so I'm reposting. Hope no one minds.

I was in the Birch Services on the M62 just north of Manchester when I heard the news. I was sitting in the Costa and it came on the TV.

There was a guy there having a coffee. Dark hair, blue eyes, about 43, quite overweight.

He said "Fucks sake, fucking disgusting!" I turned to him and agreed, and he kept speaking about how disgusted he is with the whole situation. He was just so passionate. I found that very attractive.

10 minutes later we were in the disabled toilets. I was holding on to the cistern when he was fucking my arse. Frankly his performance was lackluster, so I had an idea.

I said "Allahu Ackbar. Death to the infidels."

"You fucking cunt!" he said and he fucked me harder and faster. It made him angry and he started to hate fuck me. I was delighted.

"I actually support the terrorists" I said. "Fuck the kids who were killed, I'm glad. All for the glory of Allah."

This inflamed him further. He kept brutalising my anus, then finally spunked inside.

"You sick fucking faggot" he said as he zipped up. Then he punched me in the side of the head, hard, before leaving.

There's a Greggs at Birch Services so I decided to have two sausage rolls and a tea before heading home. Was delicious. They should open more Greggs in them.

Looking forward to seeing Marko this weekend to go rat hunting with air guns in the forest near my house.

>>37219307
They took the 'free taxi rides'.

>>37219355
Fuck off you bender nobody is interested in your fan fiction.

>>37219356
I'd rather have gone with Uber than a 'free taxi'.
>tfw about to see a whole new take on taxi porn.

File: 1491845326885.jpg (354KB, 873x900px) Image search: [Google]

354KB, 873x900px

Anyone have a pepe where he's vaping? Willing to describe the scent of my unwashed stiffy as payment.

>>37219355
Post your ahegao

>>37219355
This was funny at first. Now it's just pathetic.

>>37219276
yes it would work because public sentiment would change. yeah, you might get the odd cunt who would secretly practice it but he would keep it a secret and would be shamed by the masses.

the point would be to stop the diversity and diminish terrorism. it would not 100% end islam but it would give it a right fucking smack in the gob. we could use propaganda to change public opinion in regards to islam.

might reinforce ISIS but it would be worth it.

>>37219306
>>37219331
>>37219354

Thank you anons. I raise my glass to you.

A few years ago it was Lee Rigby's death that overshadowed my birthday and today it's Roger Moore's death. I'm going to self-medicate with alcopops, cider and the leftover bucks fizz from Christmas. .

>>37219355
This is a world class quality meme. You are setting a high bar SSanon.

But I am a little upset as this proves it all wasn't real. I was really becoming infatuated with the idea that gays are actually so perverted and degenerate that they travel up and down the country, spreading their assholes in service station disabled toilets for cheap sexual thrills.

It's quite sad that such subculture doesn't exist, at least not in this thread.

>>37218202
Stared in the film with the best song
A View To A Kill: Duran Duran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzdsGk5ZKtQ

>>37219403
>Proves it all wasn't real

I assure you that everything I say is 100% true. There's no way for me to prove it, but it is true.

>gays are actually so perverted and degenerate that they travel up and down the country, spreading their assholes in service station disabled toilets for cheap sexual thrills.

Not gays in general. Me in particular. There is no subculture, as far as I know. I just have an unusual hobby that works for my needs. I've never came on to a guy in a service station and he's said "actually I'm a bottom". It's all frustrated "straight" guys who want to shag an arse but would never dream of getting shagged.

I hear police cars in Bradford, has the uprising begun?

>>37219443
Post your face and please let it be cute

Not gay btw

File: 149554657182263726.png (102KB, 636x396px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 636x396px

xD
bantered from poles

>>37219462
English ye cunt.

>>37219456
Can't do it lad. My dad is a big shot and it could compromise his career. That's why I've sworn Marko to secrecy.

>>37219472
I bet you only do it because your dad wont give you 'the big shot'.

Faggot.

>>37219443
your hobby is gett bummed by men in a service station? w-well what ever makes you happy lad..

>>37219481
I'm not sexually attracted to my father although I have been fucked by guys his age and older.

>>37219491
Well when people ask I usually say to them "My hobby is driving on motorways long distance". Which is true, that is how I spend most of my free time. It just happens to be punctuated by the occasional bumming.

File: 1495553805736.png (636KB, 320x844px) Image search: [Google]

636KB, 320x844px

Dont worry lads, lets focus on the survivors of the attack.

Anyone else here the unwanted child.

>tell parents I'm leaving the wife
>give them the reasons why
>they say 'it's your life, up to you' then proceed to start discussing my brother and his gf/kids.

When he was going through trouble with his first kids mum they were so fucking supportive and even asked if I'd stay with him till he got his shit together. Now I'm not even sure if I'm welcome to move back in with them.

>>37219504

dont make me ashamed of myself anon pls no

>>37219504
>doom hoody
>beard
why is that man at a concert for young girls?

>>37219504
She looks like she's underage

>>37219536
So what you fucking faggot?

File: Dredd.gif (121KB, 452x753px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 452x753px

I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to hand yourself in to your local judge citizen. Taht child is under age and I'm affraid that is against the law.

>>37219526
its probably one of the girls dads

>>37219355

The best meme in britfeel history ruined by pushing it too far, what a shame

>>37219573
Or maybe he wants to be 'her dad'.

>>37219560
good lad dredd. always here to uphold the law.

>>37219587
ohhhhhh...ohhhh anon thats bad, thats proper bad that

File: 1479570744241.jpg (46KB, 588x575px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 588x575px

>>37219505
>wife
It's not just your parents that don't want you, normalscum. Get out, now. Your kind aren't welcome here.

>>37219223
The result of that was the guy who put the hat and stuff had nothing done against him and was found completely innocent and the one who complained was done for wasting time and false complaints

>>37219582
yeah such a shame that. You could actually suspend disbelief with the other one. The fact it's fake is gutting.

>>37219582
Wouldn't say it's the best but he should have really kept it to just reviewing service stations. They were at least comfy.

>>37219608
thank god, with the state of the country it was kinda believable that he could have got banged up

i feel like i am going to end up dying in one of these terrorist attacks.

i will watch over you lads if i end up in an early grave

>>37219582
>>37219622
Not fake lads. But believe whatever you like. I'm not going to stop posting my experiences just because a few lads are too cynical.

>>37219606
Fuck you lad. My life is suffering too, the fact I'm nto even wanted here is enough to tell you how much hell I'm in.

>>37219547
Mummy May is watching you, mate.

>>37219164
We've the same birthday, listen to me your ghost of Christmas yet to come.

It does not get better.

>>37219647

are you gay? or bi? just a random thought

>>37219671
I'm 100% gay. Never been with a woman and never wanted to.

>>37219526
At least we know what happened to the missing girls.

>>37219685
Bet he's a mozzie convert.

>>37219682
do you lads ever come around liverpool? maybe you and marko can come and see the band i am managing

>>37219560
im going to hand myself in dredd, no point in trying to fight the law, could you at least say hi when im in the isocubes once, or is that against the law?

>>37219720
I dunno about Marko because we live quite far away but I'd definitely be up for it one weekend. What's the band like?

I just cant fucking pack in smoking, i know it makes me feel shit but i smoke just from boredom, i chain smoked 20 marlboros last night and my chest feels like shit today, went out for a walk through the fields near me to get some fresh air, just had to divert to the local sambo shop and get 20 cigs, smoked 6 today even though my chest feels like shit, not looking for advice really just ranting

>>37219720
lmao what Liverpool band?

pls share

>>37219644
>going outside enough to risk death

> train decides to be on time for the first time in the hidtory of trains
>miss it by 30 seconds

Reee I'm gonna be late to my Chinese classes

File: IMG_20170522_150914117-2672x1503.jpg (1MB, 2672x1503px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2672x1503px

saw some ducks today lads, maybe it's gonna be a good one

ssanon you cant post your face, but what is stopping you posting your butt?

>>37219766
Kev blessings to you for your lesson.

>>37219749
>thinking you're safe at home

>>37219773
catch, kill and eat mate

File: 1449267813559.png (75KB, 500x332px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 500x332px

>>37219659
>Fuck you lad
That hurt a little bit tbpdesu. Wasn't attacking you personally, just normos in general.

>>37219773
I'm gonna get a pet duck

>>37219792
I would love to, but hunting is regulated where live and it's not duck season

>>37219720
>you and marko
one and the same mate

>>37219747
flooded basement

>>37219740
>What's the band like?

kinda brit poppy. they could be better. some of the members are very talented. i might pull out some of the better members and make a new band. there are some cunts in the band that are ruining it.

>>37219505
Didn't I tell you to fuck off and never return, normslime? Your kind isn't welcome here.

>>37219817
mate youre fuckin homeless who cares, if you have to eat you have to eat

My Thai finance says that Muslims cause trouble in Thailand too

>>37219833
The rest of the people at the campsite care
plus, I at least have money for food. (maintaining a shit tier job)

>>37219810
>I'm gonna get a pet duck
Get two. Call one Orange and one Hoi sin.

>>37219845
>Fiance

FUCK.
OFF.
NORMIE.
CUNT.

>>37219823
why've you made up a band anon?

>>37219810
ducks are comfy, 10/10 great pets

>>37219882
tasty too *licks lips*

>>37219797
There's been a lot of harsh comments in this Britfeel. I blame the terror attack. Haven't been upset after posting about one of my experiences before. Makes me very sad.

>>37219823
That's always the problem with bands. If they are cunts and not as talented as others then definitely squeeze them out.

>>37219823
>>37219870

ohhh you guys are only playing the zanzibar that's probably why you are no marks.

>>37219870
He wants to ensnare SSanon

How do normies go outside in summer without sweating buckets?

File: 1480313460178.jpg (476KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

476KB, 1600x1200px

>>37219882
>spend 40 bongs on a pet duck
>bring it home
>open box
>duck proceeds to fly off, never to be seen again
quack

File: 1462174678793.png (108KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 800x600px

>>37219899
>Haven't been upset after posting about one of my experiences before.
>Makes me very sad.
sorry.

File: 5923a312c461884c788b4641.jpg (577KB, 1920x1280px) Image search: [Google]

577KB, 1920x1280px

22 TOASTIE ROASTIES BTFO

YESTERDAY WAS A VICTORY FOR OUR PEOPLE

>>37219934
Is that your daughter, anon? She's cute. I hope you're making sure she doesn't get in with the wrong crowd. Kind regards.

Oh yeah thus is bloody good isn't it?
First train is perfectly on time so I miss it by 30 seconds.

Buy the next train is delayed 3 minutes. ..

Funny how everyone in this thread was delighted when that rollercoaster at Alton Towers "The Smiler" destroyed normies, but now that it's terrorism suddenly it's a tragedy normies have died.

>>37219827
I'm welcome in your mums bedroom when I'm shagging her.

Always tells me about her waster of a son.

File: 1462024477221.jpg (143KB, 720x540px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 720x540px

>>37219967
thankyou for your kind regards.

>>37219934
>tfw even a pet duck gives up on you

>>37219988
Nobody died in Alton Towers

>>37219988
It's okay if it's natural. Murder is abhorrent.

My mate reckons a pet duck wouldn't fly away despite having wings

>>37219988
We like rollercoasters, we don't like muslims.

>>37219988

I don't understand why they're upset either. It wasn't even an indiscriminate attack this time, he literally blew up a concert full of stacies. This should be a day of celebration

> train not going faster to make up for lost time.

>>37220112
If you clip the tips of it's feather like with chickens, it won't be able to

>>37220115
its more than just this though lad. it shows how disgusting Muslims are, and is a prime reason why they should fuck off.

dont get me wrong. im not really sad about the victims, im angry at what this means for the country.

>>37220160
yeah, that sums it up for me as well.
terrorist attacks and all that can fuck right off but I'm not sweating some roasties getting put on blast

>>37220115
sorry we arent losers and actually give a fuck about our country and dont want to roll over for muslims

>>37220115
Haha yeah come to think of it muslims are bros right fellow non-muslims?

>>37220160
Who cares lad? If you're even in a position for one of them to get you, you're a normie anyway.
>>37220193
>I'm not a loser that's why I post here

Fuck off cunt. Failed normies like you are even worse than actual normies.

>>37220156
>If you clip the tips of it's feather like with chickens
Chickens can't fly anyway.

File: happy wojak.png (5KB, 645x773px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 645x773px

>>37220160
>>37220193
>>37220194

But don't you see its the best of all possible worlds?

It inflames hatred against muslims AND spares the world more stacy scum

>>37220228
>Chickens can't fly anyway

You don't believe that, you're just trying to make me argue with you

File: 1bama1_copy0_lg.jpg (86KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 600x450px

>tfw you will never be 16 again, riding bmx around town and listening to Sonic Youth wearing vans skate shoes and a full back yankees cap.

What's the point in being an adult if you can't do what you enjoyed without looking like an autismo nonce.


https://youtu.be/L3YySMlMhn0?list=PLPXWOrerCkx4JzA875mrsk1O8k7ozU1Mz

>>37220235
yes fuck white women, bring in more non white women, fuck white people altogether, we need diversity!!!

>>37220238
Aint seen chicken run?

File: 1470595800933.jpg (49KB, 775x837px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 775x837px

>start talking to someone on a discord server
>start to develop a crush on him
Fuck, I need to interact with women more

>>37220223
i guess im a normie by your standards.

>>37220245

You know thats not what I'm saying

At least no asian student potential gfs got blown up

>>37220266
You're a failed normie by my standards.

who else /30/ here?

>>37220250
Actually, yeah. I pirated it and got banned from my uni internet.

>>37220243
stop making me feel that feel lad

>>37220323
>being in uni when chicken rum was out

How old are you lad

File: 1414352364844.png (109KB, 170x322px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 170x322px

>tfw cucked by Joe Chin again

>>37220300
bit judgemental. you know nothing about my life.

>>37220352
I know two things.

You claim to be a normie
You post here

My judgement is based on those two facts. There isn't really much you could say that would change my mind on that one.

>>37220329
It's a shite yin innit.

Anyone else legitimately sad that it wasn't Poleaboo?

>>37220374
>You claim to be a normie

i never claimed. you claimed. you essentially said that if you are potential target for a terrorist attack, you're a normie.

go out maybe once or twice a week. i could be a mega normie if i wanted to but i choose not to because i have commitments at home. a failed normie would suggest that i dont have a choice.

>>37220333
it could have happened yesterday, you know movies stick around after their release

The people that say trains are a replacement for owning a car are idiots. They're only good if you want to arrive late dripping in sweat

File: 1493409538443.jpg (33KB, 480x454px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 480x454px

>buy bag of sweets from shop
>300 fucking grams of sugar

bloody hell lads

>>37220530
giv us one lad

>log on to Facebook
>loads of posts about the attack
>someone liked a post from Wigan Council showing an armed policeman in the town centre

I honestly don't know why anyone would think ISIS would even come near this shit hole.

>>37220684
>terrorist attacks English cities
>English say it's not the muslims fault.
>use diversion tactics to make people not blame muslims
>attacks happen again and again.

>Muslim attack in Scotland
>cunt gets stuck in about the paki bastards
>never been attacked since.

File: 1479251409065.jpg (23KB, 258x245px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 258x245px

>>37220530
>"two bags of jelly babies and a box of metformin please mate"

>>37218202
this was in the name of a brit/pol/ thread today.

he jann/mod/admin that is britnormie has vested interests in politics and social affairs

>>37220786
why has he ascended to mod/admin levels now?

favourite britfeel/britpol conspiracy theory lads? bearing in mind we had a burger shilling for tory last night.

>>37220807
>favourite britfeel/britpol conspiracy theory lads?

is pakipoo real or a made up character

>>37220786
>>>/pol/126746723
the forced memer britnormie was trying to force roger moore in britpol, now hes doing it in britfeel.

serious ly uncomfy..

>>37220841
madeup I guess

File: 1479928754640.jpg (71KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 320x240px

>>37220854
>forced memer
>force roger mo
Something in your subconcious is causing you to over use that one specific word lad. Is is because you were forcibly POZZD whilst walking through Clappham common one night?

Parappa the Rapper 2 changed my life

>>37218321
is kev you
cause if so kev u a qt

>>37220877
probably. he does not post a lot these days

>>37221009
wat

org

>>37219275
search for lepin (chinkshit copy) on aliexpress, similar quality but a quarter of the price.

>>37221163
>buying fake lego
No thanks, lad

mum started crying at the news report showing the children who've died and parents searching for their kids

taken the red pill and wants to deport all the muslims who've overstayed their welcome in our country

>>37220160
>>37220193
>>37220194
Why do you give a shit about Muslims when literally all the people who die in their terror attacks are normies? I mean, for fucks sake, this one was at a POP CONCERT. Everyone there is an irremediable Stacy. I cannot see why you're so upset about this. This should be a good thing. Shame on you if you still call yourself a robot.

>>37221234
We're failures, not sociopaths

>>37221234
the reason why normies are so fucking retarded these days is because of so much diversity and a lack of proper morals installed by the state.

i give a shit because things are only getting worse. i dont really call myself a robot anyway. and the "stacies" still dont deserve to die, they are our children, and they need to be made decent again by the state.

File: 1476408924878.jpg (48KB, 489x499px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 489x499px

>>37221277


I give a shit because it looks good on my various social media platforms

It also gives me the chance to sound smart by posting a badly worded rant on Facebook

File: 1472331738940.jpg (76KB, 750x701px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 750x701px

LADS

So I was in a lesson at college, ton of roasties etc but I keep myself to myself so the don't know I'm a spergy fag. Pretty sexy girl asks me to plug in a plug into the wall, I do it because it;s not a big thing, avoids any bullshit that may incur. Done it, she asks after a while for me to unplug it, I do and hand it to her. And there she says it:

>"Thanks babe".

People look over for my reaction but as I stated:

>fag

Why do roasties use their looks and sexiness to try to play with men. It's not even flirting or a straight joke, just her playing a fucking game. God, I don't even understand. I'd feel cheap by doing that to me if I were in her position.

>>37221186
mi mam did the same the other day too I think. Women need to read more into politics; they all hate terrorism but vote labour like their going to stop it.

>>37220854
Jesus Christ, didn't know my Roger Moore post would bother you that badly.
Must pain you to know I'm not that Britnormie cunt.

>"I can confirm that the mann suspected of carrying out last night's atrocity has been named as 22-year-old Salman Abedi.

but still no comments allowed on news articles.

>>37221314
i deleted my facebook a while ago.

how are people reacting on facebook?

Lads, out of us who would make the best Bond?

>>37221365
They react how you expect "my prayers are with the victims blah blah blah" non of the fuckers pray. On then some posts about how it's not all Muslims.

>>37221377
Sexy Kev.
Your 77 should tell you that.

>>37221377
well who is the fittest, knows how to fight, is good at working under pressure and following commands?

>>37221394
>On then some posts about how it's not all Muslims.

we are a fucking cucked nation

imagine the uproar in Afghanistan if Christians blew up a bunch of their kids

do you guys know how many dollars it will take to stop terrorism? we cant afford it, its idealistic to fund deporting muzzies and fund our intelligence services enough.

if you want to stop terrorism you're a commie

>>37221430
Lad. The UK is lost. It's going to be unless we ended up with some sort of dictator who started a crack down on these problems.

>>37221478
>unless we ended up with some sort of dictator who started a crack down on these problems

sometimes i think this is what we need. im just worried that the dictator would complete abolish human rights even after they have come to power.

just ran a bit lads, bit sweaty xx

Still waiting for Sadiq to condemn the actions of the individual, just keeps talking about how great the emergency services are and thoughts are with you BS.

Part and parcel of living in a big city I guess.

>>37221547
want me to clean you off lad. maybe i could soap your back for you xx

>>37221318
its because they can tell your shy or in intimidated by them, its just lulz for them

Become more confident and assertive and they will stop

File: e48.png (249KB, 634x356px) Image search: [Google]

249KB, 634x356px

>>37221592
lick the sweat from my forehead and armpits then french kiss me straight afterwards

>>37218947
Pls no bully helper, he has a kind heart.

>>37221478
We need a new mister hitler but with a hatred of muslims and less war mongering

>>37221597
>Become more confident and assertive and they will stop

this

i always give girls like this the evils and i purposely act apathetic to them.

File: Screen Shot 2017-05-23 at 7.00.32 pm.png (63KB, 1214x250px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 1214x250px

*distant Real Friends plays*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odO1CqtWy9Q

>>37221685
>after he sold 110 billion dollars worth of arms to the saudi government who supports isis

File: Oni_Link46028cb44a095.jpg (44KB, 372x423px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 372x423px

>>37221619
>french kiss me straight afterwards

i only see you as a friend lad. you're like a brother to me.

File: xikev.jpg (70KB, 855x570px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 855x570px

Aquire repeating digits

>sister comes out as gay
>goes off to uni
>hope and pray that she doesn't become some utterly degenerate SJW ultra-liberal leftist
>comes home today with her girlfriend
>the girlfriend is a fatty with a tumblr haircut
my sister's going that way too in the near future isn't she?

I agree to an extent with a lot of what is posted here. Specifically: a very very tiny minority of Muslims are terrorists. But every major terror attack has been done by a Muslim. There is an issue.

The problem is, it's very easy to point at a problem. And harder to find a solution.

Any suspension of civil liberties and whatnot would have to apply to the whole nation, lest the government is branded by everyone as racist/discriminate against religion. That would include you and me, ie in the snooper's charter for example. Of course I will be using a VPN, etc, but so will persons of malicious intent.

How do we go about fixing today's issues?

>>37221619
Stop using anime girls as a veil to make your disgusting homosexuality appear more acceptable

Going to a gig in Manchester tonight. Only slightly terrified.

>>37221724
>my sister's going that way too in the near future isn't she?

probably. the lesbian community seems retarded. why the fuck do they try to look like men, if they are attracted to women? i used to know a lesbian girl who came out as gay and she done all this, got the stupid hair cut etc and tried to look like a guy. she would get all happy if someone mistook her for a guy.

>>37221718
th-thanks

>>37221742
I'm not even homosexual

>>37221748
Start playing gunshots from your phone and watch the pandemonium unfold

>>37221748
Don't worry. For the next couple of weeks they'll have security coming out the wazoo. Then they'll forget all about it.

>>37221724
>>37221767
They want to rebel, but since gays are now accepted they have nothing to rebel against except themselves

>>37221748
If you see a brown person there just run m8

>>37221781
>I'm not even homosexual
Then stop acting like one. It's sickening

>>37221619
I'll be honest lad that's pretty hot

>>37221795
maybe we can hug to make it all better

>>37221724
your main worry lad is her transtrending desu, might decide she wants to be a man because its cool at the minute and you get more oppression points at uni for being a tranny.

Don't worry though most lesbos turn straight when wedding and baby madness hits them at about 27

>>37221781
I don't want to get shot

>>37221783
I figure that's the case. Still pacing as quickly as possible to the bus stop as soon as it's over.

>>37221795
he is just having a laugh. i sometimes pretend too. i was the one that said about washing the sweat of him.

its funny

ebinlad is also my best friend in brit feel so i would watch yourself

>>37221787
yeah, i wonder if real lesbians exist. all the ones i know used to be straight and changed when they got hurt by a guy.

>tfw you and some/britfeel/ lads will never TPAC a normies Corsa

File: 1495482378276.jpg (141KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 700x700px

>>37221838
Its all just a laugh haha, I don't actually want to mix saliva and sweat around our mouths while our tongues collide

>>37221619
Kinda wanna do this with my gf now.

Ffs

>Sister became a lesbian
>Dad wants to remove her from the will
>Mother is stalwartly opposed to this
>Dad has been tranferring tens of thousands to me secretly

He's given me 15.5 BTC so far

>>37221900
lad, i need to get you some fanny in real life. ill get you a prozzy or something

>>37221917
You gonna give her any of it when he's dead?

>>37221917
>putting your money into bitcoin
absolutely retarded

>>37222052

>giving lesbo roasties money

File: e43.jpg (244KB, 784x1019px) Image search: [Google]

244KB, 784x1019px

>>37221945
I've looked already lad, there was a decent looking tranny near enough but thats not girl fanny.

I don't really want to have sex or recieve anything it seems wierd and alien to me. I'd just want to hug and maybe kiss just to know what it feels like cause I've never been close to anyone like that. I'd pay a prostitute for that but I might not like it afterall and waste my money. At least I'd be able to practice my irl communication skills with her for the hour so the money isn't totally wasted

>>37222070

>Easy to hide from HMRC
>Dad can blame it on silly crypto investments

>>37222110
Yeah but you can't actually buy anything of value with it.

>>37222070
If you put 100 in it 7 years ago you'd have over 30 million now.

>>37222145
30 million to spend on drugs and child porn.

>>37222145
you don't think it's going to see those returns again do you?

>>37222145
you seriously think it's going to keep going up and up and that it hasn't peak and wont drop now that there are more digital currency to compete with it?

>>37222092
>I don't really want to have sex or recieve anything it seems wierd and alien to me

fair enough lad. sex is honestly over rated tbqh. the best thing about sex is the ego boost. the actually feeling of it isnt that much greater than having a wank.

>>37222237
No, I'm just pointing out facts

>>37222292
You're arguing against something I wasn't even talking about or suggesting. Settle down

>>37218103

britfeel has lost its flare lads, I'm out

>>37222350
wont be missed

File: 2312914E00000578-4112282-image-a-6_1484211630498.jpg (70KB, 634x634px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 634x634px

ALL ALONG I THOUGHT THAT THE MONSTER MUNCH CRISP WAS MEANT TO BE A LITTLE MONSTER. I HAVE ONLY JUST FOUND OUT THAT ITS MONSTER FEED.

my life is a lie

>>37222373

I'm the lad behind various memes such as Sexy kev, Service Stations, and much more. I certainly will be missed

>>37222400
Mental isn;t it,

>>37222401
even better, cancer get >>>/out/

File: 1494522724374.jpg (228KB, 1200x900px) Image search: [Google]

228KB, 1200x900px

Listening to Mac DeMarco's new album 2bh lads

>>37222400
what?!

I thought they were little monster feet

>>37222350
what are you talking about it? its the same as always

File: 1413917468424.jpg (88KB, 648x446px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 648x446px

can we dedicate next thread as comfy? No talk of politics or terrorism or anything.

Getting sick and tired of hearing all the doom and gloom. The media are gonna be obsessed with this and the general election for weeks and I just want some escape.

Let's spend the next thread discussing hobbies, music, past times, favourite holidays, the best days we've had etc.
I know this sounds gayer than SSanon getting his arsehole pummelled in a disabled toilet but I think it's what we need tbqh lads.