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>super fucking horny today
>walk up to my dog while topless
>he licks my nipple
>oshitthatfeelsgood
>go get caramel sauce from kitchen and rub it all over my nips
>dog doesn't like it
>go get mayo and rub that over the caramel on my titties
>he licks the fuck out of it
>guilt kicks in, close the mayo jar and immediately head for the shower
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Ever put peanut butter on penis and try to get him to blow you?
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>Be me
>9
>Don't know what masturbation is
>Put fingers in front butt
>FeelsGood.jpg
>Have dog
>Get idea
>Dog begins the lick
>Feelsreallygood.jpg
I was on the bottom bunk. It's been a decade later and I still think my sister knows what I would do at night with our dog
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>>37213481
I have a vag. Don't want to try that, peanut butter might get stuck
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>>37213542
pro tip from youngdoggofucker
put peanut butter on clam lips
dog will go
nuts
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>>37213475
>>37213542
Neckbeard pls go.
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>>37213475
I went to a nudism beach on Saturday. Is that degenerate?
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>>37213604
Depends
Were you nude?
What were the demographics?
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>>37213475
>>37213522
>>37213542
>>37213559
why are you pretending to be a girl on 4chan, dude
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>>37213617
Yep and it was mostly families and college kids.
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>>37213618
i'm 522 and 559
fuck you, i scrub my bean to this site and i'm ugly as fuck. idk if op is girl or not but i would post tits, only if they didn't look like flapjacks
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>>37213475
>>37213522
let me lick your roastie peanut-buttery vaginas
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>11 years old
>stormy night causes the dog to get scared and it comes into my bed
>cuddle with it, get really horny
>attempt to fuck it
>can't get it in so give up
>still think back on it and cringe to this day
This wasn't my proudest moment
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itt:
we talk about fucking dogs
fightmeifi'mwrong
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>>37213641
Pls post your pancake tits, we won't mind.
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>>37213475
How big are your breasts and nipples?
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>>37213604
No. But I went to a brothel on Saturday, that is degenerate.
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>>37213678
once you see the female chest hair you will mind
i fucking cant
I don't want to make eyes bleed
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>Older brother (5+ years older) and me share a room most of our alive
>We both sleep nude but neither make a big deal about it
>Both had dicks no roasties allowed
>Fast forward to me being 8 and him 13
>Notice his body is changing but he is shy during the day
>Stay up a few nights a week and look at him while he slept
>Evolved into me playing with his dick
>Continued for a few years until he moved out for college
>tfw molested big brother
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WHITE
GIRLS
FUCK
DOGS
IT
DOESNT
AFFECT
YOU
GET
OVER
IT
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>>37213698
now I'm interested
you promised, anon
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>>37213727
this post it
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>>37213475
Pics or it didnt fucking happen. I mean, don't leave a hoe hanging on this shit.
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>>37213706
>tfw no 8yo bf
Brother was a lucky fuck
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>>37213727
technically, i didn't promise, I said if they didn't look like flapjacks I would
they still look like flapjacks so i cant
i'm sorry
here's a thing to make up for it
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>>37213786
He was always asleep for it. When he woke up, I just pretended like I wanted to sleep in his bed with him and he was chill about it. He used to squeeze my dick when we showered together though.
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>>37213806
Fine. Can you describe your vagoo instead?
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>>37213806
post post post
ass ass ass
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>>37213760
>>37213717
>>37213686
>>37213652
>>37213618
>>37213597
I was pretending my dog was a boy, that makes it better, right? I closed my eyes and shoved my nose into the blanket so I couldn't smell my dogs breath or the mayo.
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>>37213870
fuck alright i guess
I think it's an innie? it's like, you know how the manikin crotches look? like that but then the legs spread and the opening is there. I've got a normal sized clit, i think? Like, finger tip size i guess. It's not really fucking weird looking, and it's not flappy like a cracked open one is. Mine is refined i guess lolz
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>>37213935
Get off my thread, harlott!
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>>37213890
my ass is spongebob styled
i dont have a good one desu but hey if im ever threatened i know that if i fucking sit on somebody i could suffocate them, right?
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>>37213935
Description is a little vague, post vagoo pls
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>>37213640
Families? Like kids?
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>>37213953
get off mY BOARD YOU FUCKING CASUAL NORMIE FAG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37213966
So your body is a fridge type? Are you pasty white pale?
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>>37213988
Shitting up my thread with orbiters. This thread is about degen actions, not what your beat up roastie looks like. Leave whore.
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>>37213995
lolz no not pasty white, that's nasty shade. (in my opinion, if you are pasty white no prob man you're beautiful on the inside)
i'm very pink, or red if i'm in the sun for too long. i've never been like sheet white, but idk what kind of body type i have. all i know is that it shouldn't be posted anywhere because eyes will bleed .
pink=pig lmfao fuck my life
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>>37214016
fuck you the fact that i exist is a degen action.
cumatme
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>>37213706
>until he moved out for college
So you'd have been 13 when you stopped? That's fucked up.
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>>37213979
Yep.
Had to solve 10 dumb captions for this reply.
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>>37213970
aeiou
no
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>>37214034
This is why girls can't be friends. One of them is shallow as fuck (you) and can't go 5 minutes without carrying on about yourself.
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>>37214053
Yep. His dick was massive then so it was still interesting to me.
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>>37214075
i never said i wanted to be friends?
desu don't read the posts then. i'm a stupid bitch who can't shut her mouth and should probably kill myself
what's new?
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>>37214112
i was *this* close to trips
that's a degen action on the site
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>>37214112
Before you kill yourself post a pic of your pink piggy body. Clothing optional.
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>>37213836
100% sure he knew about the touchings anon.
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>>37214155
fuck you got dubs
now i really feel inclined to do that
idk maybe?
lolz this'll be the first time i post something liek that
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>>37214181
Why not? What's the worst that can happen? You can choose how much and what you want to show.
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>>37214181
bump for nudes
you don't have to show your face - or even have good lighting for that matter
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>>37214222
thosetripsarekillingmeatm
fuck
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>be me
>9 years old
>4th grade
>dumb girl in my grade keeps bothering me and my friend on the bus
>always sits in the seat in front of us and pops up to insult
>"hey eric, i bet i know what will scare her off"
>she pops up
>i flash my 9 year old penis at her
>her eyes widen and lets out a little squeel before sitting back down
>nothing for the rest of the trip
>mom picks me up at the bus stop
>anon i got you a copy of monsters inc for good behavior!
>panic because theres a possibility her parents will call and i'll lose my new movie
>at home, wait by phone anxiously
>ring ring
>angry man
>hang up
>rip the phone cord out of the wall so no one would call for the rest of the day
Way later after everyone had gone on to high school I saw her again and she said she only insulted me because she liked me.
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>>37214181
dubs confirmed: kek wills it, anon
post flapjacks
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>>37214201
>>37214222
>>37214257
stop encouraging a LARPer
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>>37214232
fucking kek, i know right?
just the tits
it'll be fun you're anonymous
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>>37214276
you're starting to scare me just a lil
not gonna lie
i'll get my camera and take a few shots, but only if i can find one i like then i'll post
maybe
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>>37214315
i-i just want to see your tits anon
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>>37214315
You know you want to. Just the thought makes you horny.
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>>37214334
woah i just noticed i almost got another set of trips
kek is obviously with me on this desu
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>>37214363
they'RE ALL BAD
I'M TRYING BEAR WITH ME
imma take a couple more hold on
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>>37214411
FUCK
THE KEK IS STRONG
DUBS
pepe why
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>>37214411
Happening
Show those flapjacks in the name of kek
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>>37214411
>>37214423
i dont care just hurry the fuck up im trying to bust a nut over here
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>>37214423
alright fine
i got one
idk if anyone is here anymor but imma blur out some stuff because the eye bleed will be real
i need to go to /fit desu
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>>37214485
we're on page 2 because i keep bumping this shitty thread now please, tits or gtfo
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bumpin' titties
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the juice mann
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fucK
I LOOK BAD OKAY
LANDWHALE LOLZ
I KNOW
THE PIGGU IS REAL
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The Juice Godd.
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>>37214563
ew nasty
i do look pasty white in this photo
delet plz
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>>37214485
post some ass?
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>>37214563
aw that's a cute tummy anon
post some less blurry ones
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>>37214563
heyyy and here i thought u'd never deliver
get rid of the bra though
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>>37214563
sharpie in poopar
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>>37214606
desu i can't leave the anons hanging
i know that feel tho
fuck op
she never delivered her pics
a piggu anon had to do it for her
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>>37214620
i'mdead
maybe actually
if i shaved
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>>37214626
oh fucking wow im done with this bullshit
kill yourself OP
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>>37214563
Stop it now you disgusting piece of shit
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>>37214671
ikr lolz
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>>37214563
Keep going, you delicate flower
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>>37214563
Ain't even that bad, pretty good IMO
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>>37214703
i like crush videos
i don't know about the delicate flower part
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>>37214563
You could totally pass on /SOC/.
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>>37214727
I'm ready for breakfast
hot milk pancakes again, hmm
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>>37214727
Kill yourself asap attention whore
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>>37214727
Stop teasing and show us the flapjacks
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>>37214762
already did desu
it didn't work the first time tho
imma try again i promise
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>>37214727
>think about asking if she wants any sausage with her pancakes
>know what she really needs
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>>37214789
i'm cHOKING ON AIR
101/10 LINE
I CAN'T
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>>37214771
but
you only have 771
what if i need trips
oh wait somebody already got trips didn't they
fuck fine more pics soon
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>>37214727
crush peanut butter for us
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>>37214811
back to tumblr my man
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>>37214871
Can't handle the bantz, frogposter?
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yes, i did squeeze them close together
i don't want to make you all gag too much
i'm done
doggofucker out
this is a degen act in itself and i'm not proud, but hey i actually couldn't care
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>>37214909
i end at 909 I couldn't even get dubs or trips from this
i feel used
i want dubs at least
please kek, give this piggu dubs
please
be merciful
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>>37214922
Your sins are forgiven.
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>>37214922
>>37214922
>>37214922
>>37214922
i'mdonE alrigHT DONE GOODBYE
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>>37214922
Well, I guess kek wills it
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>>37214922
Oink oink. The universe forgives you.
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>>37214942
i am blessed, oldfag
i had hoped my young piggu body would an able sacrifice
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>>37214988
hhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHAA
AHAHA
THANK YOU KEK
THANK YOU
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>>37214922
>>37214988
Nice repeated digits
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>>37214988
Piggu vaggoo would be appreciated... but spread... it was fun though.
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>>37215005
You have gained the title of -chan.
You may begin using this title.
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>>37215012
Bump, kek sees your body as an acceptable vessel for his spawn.
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>>37215076
God damn it, every time
Oreoginal
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>>37214909
jesus fucking christ go away from here
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>>37214909
Your body is perfect
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>>37215040
I bow to you, oldfag.
I thank you with my deepest gratitude
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>came to this thread to read greentexts
>an attention whore posts things
>beta fags enable her
>no more greentexts
I guess action speak louder than words. You are all degenerates.
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>>37215076
i am sorry for your loss
if I have dubs, please have them
though I fear kek has blessed me enough, and I will not be saddened if there are no dubs
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>>37215139
>you came to this thread for degen actions
>nothing but degen actions on thread
I don't know what you are saying
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>>37215139
>wake up in the middle of the night a couple weeks ago
>ragingboner.exe
>urgently tear off screen from window
>pee into alley outside while jerking
>finish peeing then cum all over myself
>put screen back on and go back to sleep
I have no idea why
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>>37214567
YHWH?
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>>37215123
rolling for vagoo
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>>37213475
Fuck i wish I could lick on some chubby guys tits till he came in his pants.
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>>37215139
Shut up, nerd
>>37215123
*fapfapfapfapfap*
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>>37215225
Oh what the hell how
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>>37215257
kekkle my chekkle m8
maybe next tyme
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>>37215299
DUBS OF TRUTH, PIGGU-CHAN
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>>37215275
staaaahp
my piggu body turns pink when you do that
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>>37215299
oooooooOOOOOOOOOOH
WELL
KEK IS MERCIFUL AND GRACIOUS
THANK YOU KEK
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holy shit i've been on this board for two hours
how
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>>37215310
Do you have anything to succ on
I want to see your mouth
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>>37215325
dooo it I wanna finish fapping to your smooth innie vagina
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>>37215346
>>37215344
i'm sORRY
I TOOK YOUR DUBSSO
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>>37215344
Where is your doggo? Has he been sucking on your piggu titties all this time?
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>>37215344
you've unmasked the global conspiracy to steal your slack
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>>37215362
lolz no my doggo is asleep
i stopped doing doggo when i realized what was happening when i was 10
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>>37215371
shiakazing
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jesus christ this fucking thread... aw fuck it, I wanna see that booty, rollin'
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what a terribIe fucking thread
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>>37215398
*this* close to dubs
**this** close
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>>37215394
sharpie in pooper
/degen/
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>>37215357
n-nyo
my piggu can't be seen
we're not even married aniija
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>>37215446
How many men have seen it in real life?
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>>37215457
note: doggos don't count
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lurkity lurk
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>>37215468
You do not have dubs
therefore, I am not inclined to answer
and what would you all prefer I say
that the piggu has been oinked
or that the piggu hasn't had sausage yet
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>>37215480
Is the piggu smooth shaved?
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>>37213475
>tfw no gf to put caramel sauce on her nipples and have me lick it off like a dog
To live is to suffer.
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>>37215480
rolling for unpigged blanket
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>>37215489
piggu is usually shaved, but I'm shopping tomorrow for razor (scooters) to (stabmyselfwith) clean up
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>>37215534
the blur is real
my shit phone has had enough with the landwhale piggu degen herself on boards
i just
i just want the anons to be happy
I just want to deliver my piggu body as an able sacrifice for kek
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>>37215557
FUCK ME
WHO GOT THE QUADS\
i'm sorry kek
i'm sorry
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>>37215534
It might look better with some creampie. Need assistance?
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>>37214909
>>37214563
Reminder that /soc/ style attentionwhoring is against the rules
Fuck off back to your containment board, you fat slag
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>>37214909
>drawing teats near your pussy
Are you a horsefucker, too?
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Daily reminder that a woman would rather fuck a dog than a beta male
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>>37215611
fuCK
WHY DUBS
can't, this guy> >>37215623
Just pretty much ended the gravy train. ILY guys, and i'll let you get back to degen stories
I make sandwiches, and sometimes I add the turkey before the vegetables. Degen as fuck
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>>37215716
Thank you for being a contributing member of the community!
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>>37215639
eh?
lolz no, that's a shitty attempt to blur shit out before i realized that even if I tried, it wouldn't help.
Not that I don't like people who are horsefuckers. I went to a farm once, and I saw a stallion get excited
scary as shit honestly, probably not my thing
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>>37215749
this is a degenstory right
I saw a horse get hard
and had thoughts
but didn't like the thoughts?
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>>37215761
It's the thoughts that count.
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>>37215761
What about dolphins? Ever want to swim next to one and hope it would have a boner?
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>>37215854
whaat
idk about dolphins man
they seem pretty violent with their own kind
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alright
this thread be going down
I feel alright, other than the fact that I just posted my nude body on 4chan
I guess it was to happen eventually
I hope my piggu body has helped you
or made you feel better about your own body
shiakazing
also thank you old fag again, I will forever remember you
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>>37215955
and thank you kek
you are quite the charmer
I hope I can be an appropriate vessel for the spawn
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>>37215955
it was fun making you turn pink, hope to see you around lady
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>>37215982
youngdoggofuckerchan will be back
i promise
kinda
maybe
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>>37216006
You are an attentionwhore but at least you delivered.
Youre ok.
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>>37216059
The Robot9000 algortihm worked. It must be true, the cancer is in remission. I've been waiting for the day that the chans come back.
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>>37216089
Fuck me, I'm a programmer and I can't even spell algorithm.
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>>37213475
Fell for a gay guy, that's about it.
I'm at the mix of pray the gay away and please happen.
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>>37213542
Use all natural peanut butter with no salt or sugar, its not as dense
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>be me
>totally want to cuck for girl and her dog
>want to go in for sloppy seconds
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