BF APPLICATIONS

>>37209886
stop with this threads dude, no one is going to get a decent girl out of this.

This seems like a virtue-signalling Tumblr thing. What rational person would want their personality represented by bullet points, and more to the point, who would date any of us?

>>37209886
These threads are always total failures and roasties will only pick the Chadiest Chad of the thread. Just stop.

>>37209886
>Political Beliefs/Ideology: Staunch libertarian.
>What you're doing this summer: Going to the US and then getting conscripted after I go home.
>Age: 20.
>Dick Size: maybe 7 inches? At least over six. Haven't measured since I was 16.
>Favorite Anime: Sora No Woto
>Favorite Manga: Kaguya-sama
>Weight: 125 kilograms
>Height: 190 centimeters
>Fetish: Maybe some bondage. Not a fetishist myself.
>Favorite video game: Osu.
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage: White russian, cognac, and Czech lager.
>How often do you drink? Too often and not often enough.
>Mental illness: Autism.
>Favorite sport: Rugby league.
>What country do you live in: Norway.
>Do you smoke? Yes.
>Drugs? Psychedelics and sometimes opiates. Not a big fan of weed, but once in a blue moon I cop some.
>What kind of relationship are you looking for? One with someone I love I guess.
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why? Not important. Willing to wait until marriage. Just slapping genitals together without an emotional connection doesn't sound fun at all.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor): Devotion and understanding and willing to communicate. A good listener would be nice.
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date? Face to face only.
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future? Yes and absolutely yes. There is nothing more I want than children.
>Did you have any past experience dating? Dating yes but never gone beyond hand holding, which was nice that one time I did it.

Political Beliefs/Ideology: libertarian right
What you're doing this summer: paid mathematics research
Age: 22
Dick Size: 7" long idk about girth
Favorite Anime: death note
Favorite Manga: N/A
Weight: 160lbs
Height: 6'0"
Fetish: violence
Favorite video game: league of legends
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage: scotch whiskey
How often do you drink?: ~5 nights a week in moderation (2 or 3 drinks)
Mental illness: depression
Favorite sport: american football
What country do you live in: USA
Do you smoke?: not anymore
Drugs?: none now
What kind of relationship are you looking for?: none, i'm a narcissist filling this out for fun
How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?: sex now please
Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor): independence - i can't entertain and provide for you 24/7
Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?: only face to face
Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?: no marriage, no children
Did you have any past experience dating?: tons

>>37209886
>Fellow robots post your:
>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
Liberal
>What you're doing this summer:
Going to alot of festivals with gf
>Age:
23
>Dick Size
17cm
>Favorite Anime:
Death Note
>Favorite Manga:
Solanin (German title, idk)
It's about a young couple.
>Weight:
80kg
>Height:
1,78
>Fetish:
NS, RP, Outdoor
>Favorite video game:
Star Wars Battlefront II (classic)
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
-
>How often do you drink?
-
>Mental illness
Manic depressive
>Favorite sport
-
>What country do you live in
Germany
>Do you smoke?
Yes
>Drugs?
Weed, Amphetamine, xtc
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
This one I have ATM.
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
I could live without sex to be honest.
It's not that I don't like it though.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you.
Patience & Sensible
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Both should be okay I think.
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
No. Never.
>Did you have any past experience dating?
Handful of girlfriends but I never had a DATE.

Call me normie but I struggle the past 23 years to get my shit together and finally all is paying off in life for me.
Seems pretty gud.

>>37209886
Political Beliefs/Ideology: complicated
What you're doing this summer: getting a job
Age: 22
Dick Size : 6
Favorite Anime: space dandy
Favorite Manga:berserk
Weight: 230
Height: 6'2"
Fetish: furry
Favorite video game: halo 3
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage: craft beer
How often do you drink?: occasionally
Mental illness: depression/slight aspergers
Favorite sport: footbakl/college wrestling
What country do you live in USA
Do you smoke? Occasionally
Drugs? Used to
What kind of relationship are you looking for? Long term
How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why? I'd wait if it's somebody I love
Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor): loyalty
Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?: I'd rather face to face
Do you want to get married in the future? Yes
Do you want children um the future? Yes
Did you have any past experience dating? Nope

>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
Ethnonationalist
>What you're doing this summer:
School
>Age:
21
>Dick Size
6.5 inches
>Favorite Anime:
DBZ
>Favorite Manga:
None
>Weight:
140 lbs
>Height:
5'9"
>Fetish:
Impregnation
>Favorite video game:
Europa Universalis, Stellaris, Halo Series
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
None
>How often do you drink?
Don't
>Mental illness
None diagnosed, and I don't want to go to a doctor to find out
>Favorite sport
Don't really have one
>What country do you live in
US
>Do you smoke?
Nope
>Drugs?
None
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
Long term one that could lead to marriage, love, and kids
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Important, but willing to wait
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
Funny, laid back, white, doesn't nitpick
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Online to f2f
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
Yes and yes
>Did you have any past experience dating?
Nope

No Scottish accent here either :^)

>>37210270
All that means is that you have to continue making threads, anon. If the roasties will always pick the Chaddest, eventually everyone in front of you will have found someone and your thread will come up.

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>>37209886
>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
Left-leaning moderate. I'm not brave enough for politics.
>What you're doing this summer:
Summer classes to catch up with everyone else in my major
>Age:
20
>Dick Size
average
>Favorite Anime:
Champloo is GOAT.
>Weight:
skinny
>Height:
average
>Fetish:
implying the one of the first things a girl wants to know about is what i fap to
>Favorite video game:
OSRS, Overwatch, Skyrim (normie shit)
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
Meade
>How often do you drink?
rarely, i'm 20
>Mental illness
mild autism
>Favorite sport
watching c9 lose
>What country do you live in
north eastern Burgerland
>Do you smoke?
no, i don't care for it
>Drugs?
autism is one hell of a drug but i can't say you should try it
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
a comfy relationship with someone that accepts me for who i am, and someone who i can help better themselves. call me a normalshit but i don't want to be a robot forever.
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
I'd prefer to wait because i want to lose my virginity (as gay as it sounds) to someone that i genuinely care about and to someone who reciprocates my feelings. Plus I don't have a huge sex drive to begin with.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
I just want a girl who's honest, both with me and with herself. Everything else is just icing on the cake, because if you can't trust someone you can't build a relationship with them.
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Both. Especially since burgerland is a big place and i think a relationship with someone from another country would be interesting.
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
That's thinking way too far ahead. I need to talk to a girl first.
>Did you have any past experience dating?
Nothing that's worth mentioning here.

Political Beliefs/Ideology: Exists???
What you're doing this summer: Crying
Age: why am I here
Dick Size: I'll never have sex so it doesn't matter
Favorite Anime: Serial Experiments Lain
Favorite Manga: Berserk
Weight: 210
Height: 6'1"
Fetish: Foot
Favorite video game: Civ. 5
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage: Rum
How often do you drink? Never
Mental illness Autism Clinical depression
Favorite sport No
What country do you live in America
Do you smoke? No
Drugs? Anti-depressants
What kind of relationship are you looking for? Self acceptance
How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why? I don't care about my genes.
Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor) Dead
Are you up to online dating or only face to face date? I'd rather be dead
Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future? No
Did you have any past experience dating? Yes

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>>37209886
>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
Center-right, mostly. I'm all for helping those who need help but personal responsibility is king.
>What you're doing this summer:
Working
>Age:
24
>Dick Size
7''
>Favorite Anime:
Nadesico
>Favorite Manga:
Ane Naru Mono
>Weight:
~150 lbs.
>Height:
5'10''
>Fetish:
Feet, gfd, tall girls
>Favorite video game:
Forza 1-4, Burnout
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
Beer: Disorder Porter. Spirit: Wiskey or vodka.
>How often do you drink?
Every now and again, never to excess
>Mental illness
N/A
>Favorite sport
Does paintball count?
>What country do you live in
'Murrica
>Do you smoke?
Yup
>Drugs?
Nope
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
The kind that exists. Domminant GF a huge plus.
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
I've gone 24 years without. So long as she isn't have any, either, I can't say I'd care.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
Thick skin. I have a very sardonic sense of humor and a lot of women get butthurt about it.
Also must be very physical as I don't show affection with words.
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
If online leads to real life interaction then I'll swing it but I won't do strictly online
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
Yes and yes. No idea if I'd be any good, though.
>Did you have any past experience dating?
Where do you think you are?

>>37211366
Child go back to /b/ where all the underage belong

>>37209886
>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
Paternal Autocrat
>What you're doing this summer:
Taking some summer courses, wagecucking and trying to find a summer romance
>Age:
21
>Dick Size
7.5 inches
>Favorite Anime:
None
>Favorite Manga:
None
>Weight:
140 lbs
>Height:
5'10
>Fetish:
Naked girls with shoes on
>Favorite video game:
Vicky II
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
Corona with a lime wedge
>How often do you drink?
1-2 nights per week
>Mental illness
OCD
>Favorite sport
None
>What country do you live in
NJ, United States
>Do you smoke?
Cigarettes, yes
>Drugs?
Only weed occasionally, but nothing else
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
Non-serious close friendship with casual sex
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Not all that important, even just cuddling and kissing would make me happy. I'm willing to go at whatever pace
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
Sense of humor mainly
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Either or is fine, but face to face would be optimal
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
I think so for both, but that's far ahead
>Did you have any past experience dating?
I've had one gf in high school but have not dated since I was 17

>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
Left
>What you're doing this summer:
Studying/volunteering/nothing
>Age:
21
>Dick Size
16 cm
>Favorite Anime:
Gurren Lagann/my teen romcom SNAFU
>Favorite Manga:
Berserk
>Weight:
54 kg
>Height:
180 cm
>Fetish:
Small tits, exhibitionnism, ...
>Favorite video game:
Dark souls 3
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
NONE
>How often do you drink?
I stopped drinking a year ago
>Mental illness
NONE
>Favorite sport
biking
>What country do you live in
Switzerland
>Do you smoke?
No
>Drugs?
Weed
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
I don't know... What relationship are you looking for ?
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
I've already lived 21 years without having sex. I think I can easily survive without sex for ten more years
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
Patience. I'm like a turbo beta
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Don't care
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
No and no
>Did you have any past experience
No

>>>/soc/

Original posterino

>>37209886
Political Beliefs/Ideology: i guess center?
What you're doing this summer: work and summer classes
Age:23
Dick Size: 6 length, ~6 girth
Favorite Anime:darker than black
Favorite Manga:none
Weight:200
Height:6'1"
Fetish:dressing
Favorite video game:paper mario
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage:rum
How often do you drink? once a week
Mental illness: OCD, avoidant personality disorder
Favorite sport:none
What country do you live in: US
Do you smoke? no
Drugs? no
What kind of relationship are you looking for? any
How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why? kind of important. physical intimacy in important. i guess
Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor): humor
Are you up to online dating or only face to face date? any
Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future? yes. yes
Did you have any past experience dating? yes

18
Medium
Oreimo
Fudatsuki no kyoko-chan
190lbs
6'3"
Lolicon
M&B warband
Buttery nipples
Barely ever
Adhd
None
The greatest country on earth
No but i vape
None
None, just bored
Not very important
None
n/a
No
No

>>37211569
Fuck i forgot some
Alt right
Starting school

have these threads worked for literally anyone ever?

>>37211595
I got a girl to add me, but she stopped responding as soon as I told her I didn't have a Scottish accent.

>>37209886
>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
I dont respect any sorth of authoritarian, my rights come frist and that means your rights come first aswell
>What you're doing this summer:
drawing for hours every day, playing videogames, watching long streams, getting drunk with friends here and there
>Age:
24
>dick size
less than averge
>Favorite Anime:
i dont give two shits about anime, nhk or something like that
>Favorite Manga:
i read watamote back when it was cool here, i like ito too
>Weight:
chubby
>height
5,10
>fetish
i dont know, whatever
>Favorite video game:
bayonetta, maybe dead rising, certainly not another one of those crappy shooters
>faborite drink
either beer or rum
>how often
whenever one of my friends wants to go to a bar or texts me to get some beers, i dont drink alone, i like drinking but its not something i seek out unless im at a fair or something
>mental ilness
crappy childhood, dada was an asshole, the usual
>favorite sport
i guess i can watch some tennis if it doesnt go on forever
non smoker
no dugs
>what kind of relationship are you looking for?
the kind were we hate each other but still have sex, is there any other?
>how important is sex to you?
if you arent having sex with me you are robably having it with someone else so yeah, im not a moron
>must be
not get in my nerves, get in my space, demand my absolute and constant attention
>online dating?
i mean, thats not really dating but wathever, if we are not really dating im not really paying for anything
>do you want to get married?
no, marriage is too demandng and it doesnt work. I want the freedom to do wathever i want
>do you have any past experience?
no, not really, im the kind of guy who backs off from something thats not worth the effort so i dont get laid a lot

>>37209886
>Moderate right
>20yo
>I don't measure that shit
>No anime
>No manga
>180lbs
>6'6"
>Don't really have a fetish
>Dark Souls 3
>Beer or Whiskey
>Drink moderately on the weekends
>Unless you count mild autism, none.
>Don't watch it.
>Northern Europe.
>Smoke pipe and cigar on the weekends.
>No drugs.
>One of those relationships that lasts a little while.
>Sex isn't all that important, willing to wait months or more for whatever reason.
>My girl needs some patience and understanding to deal with me.
>I prefer face to face.
>Yeah, marriage sounds good.
>Past experience is bad.

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>>37211644
>my rights come frist and that means your rights come first aswell

>>37211722
i hope you realize libertarianism is the cool new trend and everyone is doing it right now
you wouldnt want to be out of touch would you? its going to turn into the same crap we always have anyways since anything thats not openly right wing ends up becoming the standar liberal crap with the crying middle age moms on tv over time

>>37211773
White nationalism is the rising trend fag lover

>Political Beliefs/Ideology: Democratic socialist, leftish-center socially
>What you're doing this summer:
Staying home and playing video games
>Age:
18
>Dick Size:
6.5? Hard to measure
>Favorite Anime/Manga:
Only ever watched Cowboy Bebop, stopped when it got insufferably edgy
>Weight:
155lb
>Height:
6,4
>Fetish:
Cross-dressing, submission
>Favorite video game:
Stalker, XCOM, patapon
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
Not old enough to drink
>How often do you drink?
Don't drink
>Mental illness
Shizoid maybe?
>Favorite sport
N/a
>What country do you live in
Canada
>Do you smoke?
No drugs or smoking
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
Online bf? Self conscious about using voice chat though
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Yes, want to lose virginity to someone who I have actual feelings for
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a man needs to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
Not at all clingy, able to give me a lot for time to myself and not want to talk all the time.
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Online is okay
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
Yes, maybe adopt a child, maybe not.
>Did you have any past experience dating?
No.

Gay btw

>>37211804
>White nationalism
i really dont want to date you at all right now
newsflash its a nation of white people, it has been that way since a nation was put in place
either way white female demographic is the decisive one and trump is big on the ladies

Political Beliefs/Ideology:
athiest i guess. these types of things are a bother to think about

What you're doing this summer:
taking a class at community college before uni in the fall. working my ass off

Age:
18

Dick Size:
idk 6 inches?

Favorite Anime:
dragon maid

Favorite Manga:
uzumaki

Weight:
121lb

Height:
5'7"

Fetish:
wanna get pegged by a goth dom chick but vanilla is definitely fine

Favorite video game:
Original DOOM or Dragons Dogma Online


Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
makkeoli

How often do you drink?
maybe every other weekend with the boys

Mental illness
bipolar

Favorite sport
what the fuck

What country do you live in
USA

Do you smoke?
on rare occasions.

Drugs?
no i have a real job

What kind of relationship are you looking for?
one where my feelings are reciprocated and my partner is actually cool

How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
yeah. i dont really care about it as much as i care about the person. I mean I've gone like 1.5 years without having sex or any physical romantic contact

Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
humor, taste, calm, insightful

Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
both

Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
yeah i want to get married, but children as of right now seem like something I wouldn't want

Did you have any past experience dating?
I have had one serious girlfriend who I dated for almost 6 months. Had a few things with other girls a few times since but almost all of them ended badly for just me. i.e. getting cucked

>>37211818
>17
>has gf
Please get the fuck out of here underage normie faggot

Age: 18
Dick Size: 14 cm
Favorite Anime: Boku no pico
Favorite Manga: /
Weight: 100kg
Height:192 cm
Fetish: petplay
Favorite video game: World of Warcraft
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage: Beer
How often do you drink? Not very often
Mental illness: Aspergers
Favorite sport: Motorsports
What country do you live in: Germany
Do you smoke? No
Drugs? No
What kind of relationship are you looking for? D/s
How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why? Not important, no, no.
Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor) humour
Are you up to online dating or only face to face date? Yes
Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future? No
Did you have any past experience dating?no

>>37209886
>Democratic Socialist. Not a cuck, just think everyone should get a say and that some people need help to get by.
>I do nothing no matter what season it is
>20
>Average
>One Punch Man was pretty good. Cowboy Bebop is objectively the best, though.
>Don't really read manga, but I could get into it if pushed.
>~250lbs
>6'4"
>Not getting into that without knowing a person.
>I like Dark Souls and heavily modded Bethesda games.
>Jack and Coke.
>Whenever I can, which is not as often as I'd like.
>BPD
>Hockey because leaf.
>Canada.
>Only weed.
>See above.
>Ideally a gf would be nice, but this post isn't going to get any replies.
>Sex is an important part of a romantic relationship. Wouldn't want to rush in, but sooner is better than later.
>Gonna have to put up with my shit personality.
>Would definitely want to see your face, and proof that it's yours. Other than that, online dating doesn't bother me.
>Marriage and kids scare the shit out of me. Never say never, though.
>I have gone on several "dates" that were called dates by the girls I was with, who then went on to say "you thought that was a date?"

Fuck these threads
there is absolutely no point in posting in these if you're a true robot and even if you aren't you're still not going to get anywhere with this no one is going to try to date you

>>37211818
UNDERAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT

>>37211900
>there is absolutely no point in posting in these if you're a true robot and even if you aren't you're still not going to get anywhere with this no one is going to try to date you
as long as nobody is posting pictures

>>37211891
DUED
WIID
MLAO

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>>37209886
I was about to look through the thread and see if any of you seemed compatible but your thread image made me feel bad, kys in not posting anything anymore

>>37211843
I'm the guy who posted the fedora meme, I wasn't the fag who posted the white nationalist thing though. I just posted the fedora meme because it sounded like you were talking about "muh body rights" or some stupid roastie femcunt shit, not sure if you meant that or not. Anyway, I'm not a white nationalist.

lol, these things never work. im stupid

>political beliefs/ideology
Neutral. I hate politics and I hate ideologues. I hate people who lie, take things out of context, and try to manipulate me. It seems like everytime I come to an opinion on something, somebody else rebuts my position and I can't argue it. I don't know what's right or wrong anymore. It's all so complicated.
>What you're doing this summer
Working on two projects that I've been working on, one is a dissection of a video game and the other is a book I've yet to start. Also want to move to Chicago sometime this year.
>Age
28
>Dick size
5 inches long and pretty thin.
>Favorite anime
Ghost in the Shell
>Favorite manga
Ghost in the Shell
>Weight
? hopefully under 200. I'm a bit chubby though regardless.
>Height
6'0
>Fetish
A few, most of which I'm not gonna say. I am pretty vanilla overall I'd say though. Feet are cute, especially when girls wear socks. I've never been with a woman but sometimes I watch bondage porn and think it'd be hot to tie a girl up and fuck her brains out.
>Fav video game
The Metroid franchise
>Fav alcohol
Don't like the taste of alcohol, although Sam Adams had this seasonal thing, I think it was pumpkin beer or something? That wasn't bad
>how often u drink
Used to be an alcoholic, nowadays I rarely drink at all.
>Mental illness
I'm a kissless virgin on r9k, I'm sure I've got some problems
>Fav sport
Don't watch them, but I've been most involved with basketball in my life
>Country
USA
>Smoke?
No
>Drugs?
No, but only because I have no friends. I did try pot for the first time last year but nothing happened, I was too nervous. Would like to try it again.
>Relationship type?
dunno, a girlfriend I suppose. Wouldn't mind just sex either, though.
>How important is sex, willing to wait?
Well I want it. A lot. I'm tired of not experiencing it. I might wait a bit if I liked the girl, but I'd rather not wait too long or I'll become a wizard.
>fundamental characteristic
Humor or intelligence

>>37211953
no one cares if you post or not

>>37211818
SEVENTEEN FAG GETT OUUTT

>>37211953
no pls
i don't want to die alone

>>37211922
Joke's on you, I get more weed for every (You).

>>37211985
cont
>online dating or face to face?
I'd try online. I tried it twice already but it fell through before we met up. Another reason I don't wanna wait. Women are impatient.
>Married/Children?
Maybe. I'm not all that interested right now, in fact I kinda wanna live my life a bit before I settle down, if that ever happens. I've been living at home and taking care of family and pets and I just want to be free of that responsibility for a bit. That said, if I liked the girl, I would probably want to do it at some point.
>Past experience dating?
28 year old kissless virgin, so no. Unless you count a 3 month online "relationship", the end of which was a fembot ghosting me.

Top Chad coming through, line up ladies

>>37211953
The thread image is just a meme...

>>37211977
i know that you absolute autist, im just saying that anyone who unironically mentions white nationalism is completely undesirable

>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
left leaning libertarian
>What you're doing this summer:
Working, online college classes, seeing Colorado and warhammer 40k when not at colorado
>Age:
20
>Dick Size:
7 inches
>Favorite Anime:
cowboy bebop
>Favorite Manga:
spider man =D
>Weight:
165
>Height:
6 foot 7 inches
>Fetish:
BDSM, mostly bondage and sub/dom. I am a sub
>Favorite video game:
Dark souls 2
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage:
I do not drink
>How often do you drink?
See the above
>Mental illness
I'm slightly autistic, but it mostly shows through me being a tiny bit awkward.
>Favorite sport
Foosball
>What country do you live in
USA
>Do you smoke?
Nope
>Drugs?
Nope
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
Something a bit more serious than a hook up. I'm not expecting things to pick up if I just met you, but I'd definitely be walking in the hopes of things moving onto seriousness if we enjoy each other's company enough.
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
I'd like sex, but I'd prefer we wait until we're comfy with each other. I want my first time to be special, and not be a mess.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
Dominant >_>.
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
I'm fine with online but I'd expect things to move onto face to face.
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
I'm on the fence about marriage after seeing what divorce did to my dad. I was a kid, so I'm unbiased when I say I'd hate to have them around.
>Did you have any past experience dating?
Nope =D

PS, I'm bisexual, so feel free to rate if you're not just a grill.

>>37212157
>PS, I'm bisexual
Fags not welcome

>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
Center
>What you're doing this summer:
losing weight
>Age:
27
>Dick Size:
Stout
>Favorite Anime:
Galactic Heroes
>Favorite Manga:
Dunno
>Weight:
Fat
>Height:
5'10
>Fetish:
Holding hands
>Favorite video game:
Deus Ex
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage:
Single malt scotch if I was rich enough to afford it regularly
>How often do you drink?
Too often. Sometimes once every 2 weeks, sometimes 3 - 4 times a week
>Mental illness:
Extreme anxiety, low self esteem, depression
>Favorite sport:
Hockey
>What country do you live in:
Canada
>Do you smoke?
A couple cigars a year
>Drugs?
I've never done drugs in my life
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
Loving
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Sex is not important whatsoever.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor):
Be a biological male, I'm a homo
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Yes
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
I wanna get gay married, no kids
>Did you have any past experience dating?
No

>>37209886
>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
I try and stay out of politics. However, I have started ironically spouting communist words, but that slowly turned into unironic communist meme spouting. Trying to stop though.
>What you're doing this summer:
becoming a wagie
>Age:
21
>Dick Size
5.5"
>Favorite Anime:
Yuru Yuri. It's like an antidepressant
>Favorite Manga:
Haven't gotten too much into manga yet
>Weight:
230 lbs (I'm losing it steadily, don't wanna be a fatty)
>Height:
6'
>Fetish:
I can fetishize just about anything
>Favorite video game:
Silent Hill 2
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
Don't like drinking
>How often do you drink?
Only a beer when offered
>Mental illness
maybe schizoaffective, definitely some depression
>Favorite sport
Don't care much for sports
>What country do you live in
US of A
>Do you smoke?
Only on the weekends
>Drugs?
yes
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
one where we can just stay at home together and lightly insult one another. But don't be afraid to sometimes have a hot night out on the town
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
I've waited my whole life, I can wait a bit longer. As long as I have someone to hug and hold hands with
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
This might be a long shot, but she should at least have some interests of her own and think for herself. To not just stay on facebook all day and follow the latest trend just because some e-celeb does it
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Face to face would be best but online isn't outside the realm of possibilities
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Getting married would be nice, but definitely not necessary. I'm not sure about kids though, I'd prefer not to bring any more suffering into this world, but I've thought a lot about raising a child.
>Did you have any past experience dating?
hahahaha

>>37212175
There is no downside to being bi. You're the one cock blocking yourself off from half the pool.

>>37212240
>>>/lgbt/
I reiterate
Fags not welcome

>>37209886
>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
Communist (Stalinist) inb4 edge
>What you're doing this summer:
learning Russian, going to Russia to read the declassified archives, working as a translator, preparing for uni
>Age:
20
>Dick Size
Never measured, but I guess around 15 cm (about the length of my hand), never did care about it
>Favorite Anime:
Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo
>Favorite Manga:
Don't have one
>Weight:
62 kg
>Height:
185 cm
>Fetish:
None, MAYBE light femdom
>Favorite video game:
Portal 2
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
White wine
>How often do you drink?
A glass a day average
>Mental illness
I used to go a psychiatrist and psychologist, never diagnosed with anything
>Favorite sport
Basketball, although I dislike sports in general and prefer esports
>What country do you live in
Poland
>Do you smoke?
Does an ecig count?
>Drugs?
Used to do them a lot, now not so much
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
A loving one I guess? I just want someone I can talk to about anything with some physical attraction in the mix
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Not very, I would like for there to be some physical contact (cuddling/kissing), but sex itself doesn't interest me that much, so I guess I could wait
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
Wittiness - I want her to jab at me, use irony and sarcasm a lot and not get angry when I do the same
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
I never did date, but lately I'm thinking about getting into online dating
>Do you want to get married in the future?
Don't really care. I see it as more of a financial decision, it shouldn't have an effect on the relationship itself
>Do you want children um the future?
Not really, but I guess that could change
>Did you have any past experience dating?
None

>>37212249
That is a cesspool of SJW twats. If I wanted that I'd start shit posting on tumblr instead of 4chan.

>>37212263
>That is a cesspool of SJW twats. If I wanted that I'd start shit posting on tumblr instead of 4chan.
Fags not welcome

Political Beliefs/Ideology:
Communism
What you're doing this summer:
Internship(paid) for work experience + work on own projects.
Age:
20
Dick Size:
5 inch
Favorite Anime:
Familiar of Zero(Zero no Tsukaima)
Favorite Manga:
Not manga but LN: No game no life.
Weight:
82 kg and going down.
Height:
180 cm
Fetish:
Crossdressing.
Favorite video game:
At the moment, Age of Empires 2 HD.
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage:
N/A
How often do you drink?
Alcohool - almost never.
Water - whenever I'm thirsty.
Mental illness:
Unconfirmed insanity.
Favorite sport:
Fencing but i'm shit at it.
What country do you live in:
UK but I'm eastern Europoor.
Do you smoke?
No
Drugs?
No
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
Someone with which I can share my interests, either in public or private, someone that gets satsfaction from doing the impossible(together).
How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Not a priority.
I'm fine with being a wizard.
Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor):
Being smart is important, ambitious is good, funny would be a nice addition.
Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Whatever works
Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children im the future?
Marriage - Future is open, so maybe/maybe not.
Children - I've never liked small children, but I guess it can be handled. However AI children is the true patrician taste.
Did you have any past experience dating?
Fuck all, but I learn quickly.

>>37211008
You seemed perfect till
>weight: 230
>fetish: furry

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>centrist
>Summer semester and playing vidya
>19
>8 inches
>Welcome to the NHK
>Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
>150lbs
>5'10
>none really, closest thing is maaaybe thicc or tall girls
>Super Smash Bros. Melee
>Scotch
>2 days a week maybe
>depression and anxiety
>n/a
>US
>no
>n/a
>one that won't make me feel empty
>I can wait a while
>Definitely humor and a personality that supersedes "I have a vagina"
>Both
>I still don't know but that's what I want to find out
>2 sort of GFs, lost virginity

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>>37212275

>being hetero
>year 2017


lel

>>37212339
>lel
Fags not welcome

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>>37212351


girl dick is the best. just admit it

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>>37209886
Alright, here's mine
>Libertarian/minarchist/voluntaryism
>23
>5.5x6 i.e. average i.e. fucking small, apparently
>5 Centimeters per Second
>Goodnight Punpun
>250lbs
>6,0"
>CFNM
>HL2 or FONV
>The lemon & basil hard cider from One Tree
>3 or 4 times per month
>Major Depressive Disorder, Panic Disorder, PTSD, HPPD, Aspberger's
>Airsoft
>USA
>No
>Only what I'm prescribed
>A long-term relationship based on companionship and emotional support
>Not that important, yes, I really want emotional intimacy over physical intimacy
>Compassionate and patient, a good listener
>Sure if F2F is a possibility later on down the road
>Absolutely and yes, definitely
>None unless you count senior prom and the handful of outings I went on with my research partner 2 years ago

Have some Bob Ross, bros

>>37209886
This pic is hilarious because the purple girl is in love with the beta but in reality shed be chasing/fucking chad too.

Literally no one has responded to any of this giving a shit.

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>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
Agnostic/Centrist
>What you're doing this summer:
Working to save up some money for a new computer before going into UNI
>Age:
20
>Dick Size
Don't know the specifics but pretty average
>Favorite Anime:
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
>Favorite Manga:
Pluto
>Weight:
290 lbs
>Height:
6'4"
>Fetish:
Amazons
>Favorite video game:
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
I don't drink enough to know
>How often do you drink?
Not often
>Mental illness
Light depression/anxiety/sociopathic tendencies
>Favorite sport
Basketball
>What country do you live in
United States of America
>Do you smoke?
No
>Drugs?
No
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
Anything at this point. I'd prefer being with someone physically, however long distance is something I'd consider.
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
It depends on the situation. I do believe sex plays an important role in a relationship, but if the relationship is amazing even without sex, I'd be fine with that.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
Willingness to work through problems, some semblance of kindness, adaptability, common sense.
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Online dating isn't preferred, but I'm willing to try anything at least once.
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
I would love to get married. As far as having children goes, preferably not.
>Did you have any past experience dating?
I have gone on a couple dates, however none of them ended particularly well.

>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
communist
>What you're doing this summer:
being a NEET. reading, writing
>Age:
27
>Dick Size
6"
>Favorite Anime:
Kiki's Delivery Service
>Favorite Manga:
Lone Wolf and Cub
>Weight:
220 lbs
>Height:
6'2"
>Fetish:
big round butts
>Favorite video game:
Mount & Blade
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
stout
>How often do you drink?
few times a week
>Mental illness
depression, social anxiety, asperger's
>Favorite sport
lol
>What country do you live in
U.S.
>Do you smoke?
no
>Drugs?
no
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
monogamous commitment until death
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
not very. yes. i'm willing to wait, because it's not very important to me.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
good heart
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
either
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
be fine either way. don't particularly want children but may possibly one day.
>Did you have any past experience dating?
no

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Fellow robots post your:

Political Beliefs/Ideology: Libertarian Capitalism

What you're doing this summer: Working

Age: 24

Dick Size: 6.5x6

Favorite Anime: welcome to the NHK

Favorite Manga: BERSERK

Weight: 185

Height: 5'11"

Fetish: drinking blood, cutting, scratching, biting

Favorite video game: DMC3

Favorite Alcoholic Beverage:beer

How often do you drink?: rarely, only with friends a couple times a month

Mental illness: technically ahe depression but it doesnt really come out anymore

Favorite sport: smash bros

What country do you live in: Canada

Do you smoke?: only socially

Drugs?: sure

What kind of relationship are you looking for?: long term

How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?: doesnt matter that much, ive waited for a girl for 2 1/2 years cuz she wanted to wait for marriage, we ended up breaking up and never banged

Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you: modest, traditional

Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?: face to face

Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?: Yes to both

Did you have any past experience dating?: Yes

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>>37211873
if boku no pico is your favourite, does that mean you're gay?
if you're not gay, i'd be interested in playing WoW with you!

BF APPLICATIONS
Fellow robots post your:

>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
Anarchist (but i've known plently of people with different political views with whom i've had no problem)
>What you're doing this summer:
Traveling/busking (a posibility)
>Age:
20
>Dick Size
5"
>Favorite Anime:
Death note & studio ghibli (don't really watch anime that often)
>Favorite Manga:
N/A
>Weight:
155
>Height:
178
>Fetish:
Not a fetish guy
>Favorite video game:
Don't play
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
Wine
>How often do you drink?
Not very often
>Mental illness
Schizoid bipolar 2 aspie (this is where people stop reading)
>Favorite sport
BADMINGTON
>What country do you live in
Eurofag
>Do you smoke?
No
>Drugs?
Ocasional weed
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
Long term friendship or romantic
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Sure i am, i'd prefer we established an emotional connection beforehand
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
Sound cliche i know but, Intelligence/empathy
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Both
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Marriage no, children maybe
>Did you have any past experience dating?
Nobody counts online, so no i do not

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>>37209886
>Fellow robots post your:
>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
Liberal Democrat
>What you're doing this summer:
Seeing my Family and friends
>Age:
25
>Dick Size
8"
>Favorite Anime:
Ghost in the Shell
>Weight: 65kg
>Height: 5'8
>Fetish: Sluts, prostitutes, whores you get the idea
>Favorite video game:
GTA:SA
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
Gin & Soda water + lime
>How often do you drink?
1-2 times a month
>Mental illness
Porn addiction
>Favorite sport
Soccer
>What country do you live in
Australia
>Do you smoke?
No but I only recently quit (3 weeks ATM)
>Drugs?
Weed, Molly, Coke, Shrooms, DXM, opiates - I have a lot of experience and will essentially try anything so long as I know what I'm taking. I do everything in moderation but haven't done anything in a long while due to workplace drug testing
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
Spending the rest of my life with my best friend
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Sex is very important, I will wait a reasonable amount of time until a girl is comfortable - would never ever wait until marriage though
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
Down to earth, friendly and open to new experiences
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
I will meet online at first but need to meet in person for it to go anywhere
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
Married yes children no
>Did you have any past experience dating?
Just 2 years previous relationship

pic related

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Sure, why not.

>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
Center-right.
>What you're doing this summer:
Working (operations engineer at a defense company).
>Age:
23, 24 next month.
>Dick Size
6.5"
>Favorite Anime:
Don't really watch a lot.
>Favorite Manga:
Berserk.
>Weight:
140 lbs (skelly mode)
>Height:
6'1
>Fetish:
femdom, specifically ass worship, also cosplay/furry nonsense.
>Favorite video game:
Hard to choose just one since this is mostly what I preoccupy my free time with. Mostly into MMOs (WoW, OSRS) and old-school/arena shooters (QL, TF2).
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
I have never had one.
>How often do you drink?
Never.
>Mental illness
None.
>Favorite sport
Played lacrosse in HS, only sport I can stand.
>What country do you live in
USA, in WA kinda near Seattle.
>Do you smoke?
No.
>Drugs?
No.
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
I'm definitely not against LDRs. I guess "casual" is the most accurate answer.
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
I wouldn't know, as I am a virgin.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
The only thing I can think of is they should be adaptable to the fact I have zero experience being tender with someone and will probably be really dumb about it initially.
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
LDRs are fine.
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
Haven't thought that far ahead, as I am currently focusing on my career, but I'm not against it I suppose.
>Did you have any past experience dating?
Absolutely zero. I'm a GFless dateless virgin.

No one will read this.

worth a shot

>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
moderate
>What you're doing this summer:
looking for a job
>Age:
22
>Dick Size
5"
>Favorite Anime:
Bebop
>Favorite Manga:
Monster Musume
>Weight:
210
>Height:
6'
>Fetish:
shapeshifters but I know it's not real so whatever
>Favorite video game:
SSX 3
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
shots of whiskey
>How often do you drink?
just enough to ignore the possibility of alcoholism
>Mental illness
depression since i was a kid, mostly under control though
>Favorite sport
>
>What country do you live in
USA
>Do you smoke?
cigarettes? no. jazz cigarettes? when offered.
>Drugs?
see above
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
a real one with a girl that cares about me
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
I've already waited this long, I don't care anymore. If it's for "the one", then I don't give a fuck.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
self-awareness. the ability to have banter with me.
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
either.
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
if i like you enough
>Did you have any past experience dating?
i used to be a quasi-normie that suckered a girl into dating me for a bit but we never had sex

>contact
discord
uberfritz#6604
skype
mrfritzer

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>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
Trump is the Godemperor, and more leaders need to be like him and grow a pair. Also nihilist.
>What you're doing this summer:
Going to waterparks, working, spending time with friends and writing shitty fanfics.
>Age:
21
>Dick Size:
7 inches.
>Favorite Anime:
Gurren Lagann.
>Favorite Manga:
None. I'm to lazy to read any.
>Weight:
115 kg. Fuck the imperial system.
>Height:
1.85 meters, same conclusion as above.
>Fetish:
My right hand and sex robots.
>Favorite video game:
Dying Light.
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage:
Whisky. Any kind.
>How often do you drink?
Every other weekend and on any occasion that calls for drinking.
>Mental illness:
I'm retarted. Goes without saying.
>Favorite sport:
None. I hate that shit.
>What country do you live in:
Romania. It's a deplorable shithole. The only reason I haven't yet fallen into depression because of it is because I don't have time to.
>Do you smoke?
A pack a day.
>Drugs?
Tried marijuana a few times. I'm immune to it. Fuck my life.
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
One that includes as few people as possible.
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
I don't care for sex. Fapping does the job.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
She must have a vagina since birth and not be a landwhale. Anything else flies.
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
The only dates I'm up to are the ones in calendars.
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
No and no.
>Did you have any past experience dating?
Once. Chad stole her because I'm socially inept.

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>>37209886
>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
I can be empathetic to any political beliefs. I want to be free from wageslavery so uberman would be a good ideology.
>What you're doing this summer:
'Grammin'
>Age:
19
>Dick Size
6.5x6.5 THICC
>Favorite Anime:
Serial experiments: Lain comes to mind. The plot was non-existent but the A E S T H E T I C vibes were nice.
>Favorite Manga:
Psyren was good.
>Weight:
150
>Height:
5'10.5" and obviously insecure about it due to memes.
>Fetish:
lol (as in laugh out loud, not league.)
>Favorite video game:
MapleStory
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
Straight-edge now but I used to drink on occasion. I hate the taste of alcohol so I would just take shots.
>How often do you drink?
Never now...
>Mental illness
Dunno.
>Favorite sport
Basketball
>What country do you live in
USA
>Do you smoke?
Used to smoke weed wax on occasion.
>Drugs?
Weed and experimental drugs. Never again.
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
The kind where affection is there but sex isn't. That's pretty much not possible so friends that are one of the soul in regards to me.
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Not at all. I'm staying chaste.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
Lol, stop bullshitting. The only thing that matters is how attractive the face is + on the skinny side. THEN comes the interests.
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
I'd rather go face to face so I can be able to show my true self. I would probably make a make too.
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
With a prenup, maybe. No, bringing a person into this world with the chance to go to hell in the afterlife and in this world is too much for me. I'll adopt a kid as a charity.
>Did you have any past experience dating?
No, lol. I wouldn't be here in the first place. Keep in mind that I decided not to care about women recently.

>>37211111
PENTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!1111111111

CHECKED

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>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
Conservative, but depends on the topic
>What you're doing this summer:
Relaxing after years of nonstop working and school. Finally Graduated
>Age:
22
>Dick Size
6"ish?
>Favorite Anime:
Don't watch a lot.
>Favorite Manga:
Berserk and My Hero Academia
>Weight:
200
>Height:
6'0"
>Fetish:
Pregnancy
>Favorite video game:
Pikmin and Bioshock
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
White Russian
>How often do you drink?
Once a month
>Mental illness
Autism, and it's decently severe. Pretty shit time, honestly.
>Favorite sport
Meh.
>What country do you live in
USA
>Do you smoke?
On special occasions
>Drugs?
Nope
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
One where I don't get fucked over for once.
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Sex is hard, I don't like touching or being touched because of my autism. But if it makes the girl happy, then I'm happy to go through it for them. Despite this, I've slept with my fair share of girls.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
Patience, probably. I hide my autism a lot through acting, and because of things that have happened in the past, I'm very much a loner, and don't like to share too much of myself unless I absolutely trust them.
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Face to face. LDR's make it too hard for me to communicate. I already don't communicate as much as I should.
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
Maybe... And no. I don't want my kids inheriting this shit, and having the life I had. It's too painful for anyone.
>Did you have any past experience dating?
Almost too much.

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>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
Nonpartisan
>What you're doing this summer:
Studying
>Age:
20
>Dick Size:
15cm or so
>Favorite Anime:
Berserk
>Favorite Manga:
Tokyo Ghoul
>Weight:
55kg
>Height:
170cm
>Fetish:
Pretty vanilla desu
>Favorite video game:
Bloodborne
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage:
Absinthe
>How often do you drink?
Depends how busy I am
>Mental illness:
AvPD
>Favorite sport
Parkour
>What country do you live in
Northern Europe
>Do you smoke?
Yes, it's a bad habit but I have no reason to stop as of right now.
>Drugs?
No, but I'll try everything once
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
Companionship, a best friend. Someone to care and someone to care about.
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
I've been without 20 years already, a few more won't hurt.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
Curiosity, and patience. I can be a bit difficult to get to know.
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
I'm not opposed to either. Though I will want to meet eventually.
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
I don't care about marriage, but I can. And no, I never want children.
>Did you have any past experience dating?
Never really been in a relationship, nor have I really ever searched to be in one.

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>>37212807
do you want to play WoW together anon?

>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
Not real into politics.
>What you're doing this summer:
Taking my math GE for my degree. I'm on track to graduate by December so I can't slow down.
>Age:
21
>Dick Size
Small
>Favorite Anime:
Not really into anime yet but once I move out I'd like to watch it.
>Favorite Manga:
Chibi Vampire
>Weight:
300lb but it's going down.
>Height:
6' 1"
>Fetish:
Femdom, vampires, feet, facesitting, onara, giantess, basically anything where I'm a sub.
>Favorite video game:
Shantae and the Pirate's Curse
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
Whiskey or scotch.
>How often do you drink?
Not often, any time I have a drink my mom gets pissed thinking I'm an alcoholic. I drink occasionally to relax, or when I want to sleep.
>Mental illness
Never been diagnosed, but I'm pretty sure I've at least got depression.
>Favorite sport
I guess basketball.
>What country do you live in
Burgerland. California.
>Do you smoke?
No
>Drugs?
Don't do them myself but I'm fine with weed
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
A genuine loving relationship, I wanna make you happy and feel loved, and I'd like the same in return.
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
I don't really care if I get off, I just want to make you feel great. I'm still a virgin, and don't mind waiting. I just know I can't do a dom role.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
Loyalty.
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
I'd prefer face to face, but long distance is okay if we can get together occasionally.
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
I definitely wanna get married, but I definitely don't wanna have kids.
>Did you have any past experience dating?
I had two girlfriends in high school. One cheated on me several times, the other didn't bother to care. Never actually been on a date, only saw them at school.

>>37209886
>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
Rightish
>What you're doing this summer:
nothing much, prolly a concert
>Age:
24
>Dick Size:
idk 6 inchish?
>Favorite Anime:
Trigun or hellsing or something
>Favorite Manga:
What am i a fucking weeb?
>Weight:
140
>Height:
5'9"
>Fetish:
All of them, really tho
>Favorite video game:
to many i cant even begin
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage:
dont drink
>How often do you drink?:
never you nigger
>Mental illness:
Anxieties
>Favorite sport:
Formula one
>What country do you live in:
MURICA
>Do you smoke?:
no
>Drugs?:
no I'm not a nigger
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
I want someone to spend the rest of my life with
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
eh, its fun as fuck (sounding) and needed for a healthy relationship, but otherwise love/romance is better.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you: Fuck idk sane? not a total retard? its all about the complete package not the individual parts.
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
bit of both
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
married yes, kids maybe
>Did you have any past experience dating?
HAHAHAHAHA

That took far to long for something thats completely pointless.

>>37212157
As a also half-faggot I will go ahead and rate you, its not like there's going to be anyone else getting a (you) besides faggots in this sausagefest, hmm I will give you a 6/10, not half bad, could be better.

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>>37213205
Sure! My bnet is Sock#1232. I play aff lock and MW monk and have mostly been doing mythic+ with a friend recently, but I'm down for anything.

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>>37211111
Don't mind me, I just came here to mire your quints

>>37211111
>those quints will be the only reason for any (you)'s
in a way I feel sorry for you, but not really, checked tho.

>>37209886
>National Anti-corporatiosit Minarchist (Pagan Catholic Agnostic)
>Working on getting my gun licence
>23
>5,5x5
>One Punch
>don't read mangas
>265 lbs
>5'9"
>rape/domination etc.
>Rome Total War/Napoleonic DLC for Warband
>Polish Cider/Mead
>2-3 times per month
>light assburgers, probably also depression (but undiagnosed)
>not anything specific
>Boland
>No, never tried
>No, never tried
>I don't even know
>Yes, but I'm willing to wait (a bit) if I know that I'm not getting played
>loyal
>Would prefer online first
>Yes, many kids and stay at home wife if I can support it with my wage
>nothing relevant

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>>37209886
Cuz I'm bi this also applies to any gay-bot that passes through here

>Right Libertarian
>Motorbike riding or at home reading.
>19
>6'
>JoJo
>Arslan
>67 kg
>175cm
>Basic bottoming stuff for guys including dressing up, light femdon for the ladies.
>Star Wars KOTOR
>Rum & Coke
>Rarely only in the company of others
>Asperger's and acute Anorexia currently being treated
>Rugby mostly for the dudes but have pool table at home I like to play with friends around.
>Melbourne, Australia
>Doesn't smoke
>Just say no.jpeg
What kind of relationship are you looking for? Stable and long lasting but am ok with being relaxed and seeing where it goes.
How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why? Sex is very important in a relationship for the intimacy but I'm happy to wait and not rush into things, would prefer to be guided into it.
Mention a fundamental characteristic a man/woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor): A tough one, for guy: confidence and a mature nature, somebody I'm not afraid to seek help from no matter how embarrassing. For girl: a sense of humour that can keep up with mine as it's quite black, doesn't have to be outgoing but has the desire to have fun like going out places but not feel pressured to not stay at home and chill.
Are you up to online dating or only face to face date? Only face to face LDRs never work and physical intimacy is a must.
Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future? I'd love marriage and children long term but would be happy to work that out later into the relationship.
Did you have any past experience dating? Past experience with intimacy but not far enough to have gone all the way.

Am also not opposed to age differences as long as anyone interested is younger than 27 at max.

[email protected]

Ran out of space for more but email me if you wanna ask anything else.

>>37211111
>Checked
Damn Anon if you were gay and near me I'd be all over that.

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Not posting a wall of text so here's a pic of my hand.
Do NOT rate as this would be a board rule violation, just say if you would enjoy this hand or not and a short comment as to why.

Ok sayonara gonna go take a nap.

>>37214041
I wanna feel that lanky hand wrapped around my below average cock.

>>37214041
10/10 Would hand-hold like the slut you are.

>>37209886
Political Beliefs: Natsoc
Summer: Bideo games and working
Age: 19
Dick size: 6 inches
Fav anime: Don't watch it
Fav manga: I liked reading DBZ in middle school
Weight: 180
Height: 5'10"
Fetish: Anal
Fav video game: Overwatch
Favorite alc: Beer
How often? Whenever I can actually get my hands on it
Mental illness: Closest thing I can think of is Asperger's, but so mild it probably isn't valid for diagnosis
Favorite sport: Martial arts
Country: US of A
Smoke? Nah
Drugs? No but curious
What type of relationship? I just want to get some tail 2bh
How important is sex to you? It's everything
Fundamental characteristic: Healthy sex drive
Online dating? Fuck that
Married? Only when I'm really sure. Children with wife? Yeah sure, if I make it that far.
Any experience? Small fling with girl when I was 16. We did it one time.

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Political Beliefs/Ideology:
Centrist
What you're doing this summer:
PractIcing like a madman
Age:
21
Dick Size
6 inches
Favorite Anime:
Ghost in the shell
Favorite Manga:
Oyasumi pun pun
Weight:
150
Height:
5 feet 8inches
Fetish:
Cute girls I guess?
Favorite video game:
Tribes Ascend
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
Kombucha
How often do you drink?
Once a week
Mental illness
Ocd
Favorite sport
???
What country do you live in
USA
Do you smoke?
Nope
Drugs?
No
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
Something along the lines of mutual affection.
How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
I honestly don't care.
Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
Loyalty
Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Either is fine.
Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
Both would be nice
Did you have any past experience dating?
Yeah, got cucked by one if my closest friends. bad times.

>>37214122
>Political Beliefs: Natsoc
>Hasn't had sex in 3 years
Makes sense

Moderate conservative
Finding a job, hanging out with a friend/family
22
5'7"
Monster
N/A
165 lb.
5'7"
Chubby, feet, hairy
N/A
Eggnog?
Almost never
None AFAIK, autism perhaps
N/A
USA
No
No
Not looking for one :^)
Somewhat, yes, because I can't be arsed.
Definitely patience
Face-to-face
Maybe and maybe
Nope

Isn't it better to do gf applications? No female is going to take time to read through shit after shit, on the other hand, plenty of robots are desperate enough to trowel through the few femanons' profile in hopes of findning a soulmate.

What's the point. The only way a girl would ever take interest in you from this thread is if you're already the type of guy that can easily get women. If you're an actual "robot" it's pointless. Might as well move this shit to /soc/

>>37214407
It just a fun game. But I do feel sad for people that think it has chance of working.

>Far Left
>Tutoring (Maths & Geometry)
>20
>average
>Serial Experiments Lain
>Goodnight Punpun
>176 pounds
>6'
>none
>Bioshock Series (except infinite)
>Beer (not pasteurized)
>Once a week
>Severe depression
>None
>Roachland
>Yes
>No drugs
>I just want to feel loved even once in my life
>Not "too" important but it'd be okay if we did it once a month or so
>Loyalty
>online dating fucked me up so i'm trying to get a face-to-face one but i don't really oppose it
>Yes, if i find the right person, and yes
>Several long distance gfs whom have treated me like shit

ITT no one getting a single (you)

women can't be robots

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>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
I don't care
>What you're doing this summer:
Working and hanging out with friends
>Age:
22
>Dick Size
7
>Favorite Anime:
FLCL
>Favorite Manga:
Ancient Magus Bride
>Weight:
150
>Height:
6'1
>Fetish:
Kneesocks, monster girls, shortstack, tomboy, brown girls
>Favorite video game:
We Love Katamari
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
Vodka
>How often do you drink?
Socially or after work if it was a bad night
>Mental illness
Depression
>Favorite sport
Baseball
>What country do you live in
USA
>Do you smoke?
No
>Drugs?
No
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
Someone to make stupid faces with and laugh at my bad jokes
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Semi important. Willing to wait awhile as long as it's not outrageously long like until marriage. Sex is one of those things that can or break some relationships
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
Compassion
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Both
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
Yes and yes
>Did you have any past experience dating?
Dated a girl for 3 years who really liked fucking.

>>37214593
>not doing it for shits and giggles and because these "fill in the blanks" threads fulfill your autism

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>>37209886
>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
Centrist with probably more right wing ideals
>What you're doing this summer:
Probably work and hang with some friends. Although I hate going outside in the heat
>Age:
21
>Dick Size
never measured. id assume im average
>Favorite Anime:
Jojo, Death Note, Monster
>Favorite Manga:
Jojo, Aku No Hana, Homunculus
>Weight:
120?
>Height:
5,7
>Fetish:
Ha many degenerate shit. Incest, anal, raunchy stink in women's genitals (not too crazy though) unconscious body touching/groping
>Favorite video game:
I dont play much games
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
I dont drink
>How often do you drink?
N/A
>Mental illness
I guess depression
>Favorite sport
fuck that
>What country do you live in
U.S New York City
>Do you smoke?
I stopped
>Drugs?
nope
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
long term, just companionship where we can talk about similar interests
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
I dont care for sex. If it happens it happens
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
Cynical person and/or dark humor
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Either is fine but i rather have face to face
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
No marriage. Children possibly depending on the woman i breed with. I dont really care for children anyways
>Did you have any past experience dating?
Ive only had two 6 month relationships and those 5 years ago

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>>37209886
>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
Anarchist
>What you're doing this summer:
I'm visiting family in West Bank for a month
>Age:
Twenty eight
>Dick Size
Five or six inches IDK
>Favorite Anime:
Trigun
>Favorite Manga:
Either Hell Girl or something of the like
>Weight:
I don't know. Maybe ~120lbs
>Height:
5'11
>Fetish:
Short hair
>Favorite video game:
Starcraft. It's not the most fun I just invested the most time in it.
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
I don't drink.
>How often do you drink?
Just said that.
>Mental illness
None
>Favorite sport
Basketball
>What country do you live in
Formally Lebanon but US now. I live in DC.
>Do you smoke?
Yes
>Drugs?
No
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
None, I'm just doing this to jerk off my ego.
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Not that important. People who only find happiness in sexual activity are the most vapid people in the world desu.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
Patience and good temper.
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Face to face.
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
Maybe.
>Did you have any past experience dating?
I had one GF, but she died in a car accident.

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>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
Don't have one, I don't care about politics but I get neo-conservative on political compass
>What you're doing this summer:
Going to work so I can fly somewhere for a week and enjoy myself.
>Age:
18
>Dick Size
8.5x6.5"
>Favorite Anime:
HxH
>Favorite Manga:
OPM[one]
>Weight:
110lbs
>Height:
5'6"
>Fetish:
Versatile power play,I'm gay btw.
>Favorite video game
The Witcher 3 / world of tanks
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
Beer? Idk I have a low tolerance and hate bitter things
>How often do you drink?
Almost never.
>Mental illness
Depression,short term memory loss, ADD, not fully emotionally developed
>Favorite sport
Running?
>What country do you live in
UK
>Do you smoke?
No
>Drugs?
No
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
Gay.
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
A way to show love, hmm I'll wait but I've got a huge sex drive so....
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
Patient with my destructive behavioral
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Both
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
Yes, no.
>Did you have any past experience dating?
No.

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>>37209886
>Political Beliefs/Ideology:
i know nothing
>What you're doing this summer:
video games and hopefully killing myself
>Age:
25 soonish
>Dick Size
never measured but maybe 5 or 6 inches
>Favorite Anime:
spice and wolf
>Favorite Manga:
the one about the deaf girl that was bullied
>Weight:
140ish
>Height:
5'10"
>Fetish:
thigh sex
>Favorite video game:
trine
>Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
dont really drink
>How often do you drink?
see above
>Mental illness
crippling anxiety
>Favorite sport
none
>What country do you live in
the US in New Hampshire
>Do you smoke?
no
>Drugs?
no
>What kind of relationship are you looking for?
i just want someone to love and spend time with
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
not super important but i like lewd stuff
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
being able to deal with my weirdness
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
online is ok
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
married yes kids maybe
>Did you have any past experience dating?
only online
i want this to work but i know it wont ;_;

No one will respond to me and i will have suicidal thoughts for the whole day because of that, but anyway here I am:

Political Beliefs/Ideology
>conservative socialist
What you're doing this summer
>finishing my exams and travelling a little bit
Age
>22
Dick Size
>12 cm (no bully pls)
Favorite Anime
>i don't watch anime
Favorite Manga
>i don't read manga
Weight
>58 kg
Height
>183 cm
Fetish
>pantyhose, spandex,
Favorite video game
>Guild Wars 2
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
>Franziskeiner beer
How often do you drink?
>rarely
Mental illness
>sperg, depression
Favorite sport
>fencing
What country do you live in
>Italy, but i'm moving to Germany next year
Do you smoke?
>no
Drugs?
>nope
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
>dunno
How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
>sex isn't important for me, I can wait
Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
>Overall interesting and talkative
Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
>it's the same
Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
>I don't want to get married because it's a scam. I want no children because my sperg would make me a terrible father
Did you have any past experience dating?
>not much

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