No ideal gf/bf thread?

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she has to be virgin, because I am, and noone of us will waste virginity to some random nonvirgin person

>>37202626
Ah, I should have added that as well. I wouldn't bw comfortable with a non-virgin.

>>37202584
This shaven side of head meme really has to die. Looks so fucking ugly.

Also, I can tell you have shit taste.

>>37202660
Yeesh, who shat in your chowder this morning?

>not being your own ideal partner
>spending time with a woman when you can invest that time in yourself
>not monetizing the your autistic abilities for maximum profit
>implying that your average relationship has any real value
C u C k
U
C
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>not posting template

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>>37202740

also, fixed hair, plus the two most basic requirements

>>37202584
Anyone have that catgirl one?

>>37202626
>tfw not a virgin
>tfw a pure virgin girl would not want me now

Fuck my life, it was not worth losing it

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>>37202921
sounds like you fell for some normiechad meme

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tfw my only gf dumped me on August 2, 1997.
and we never had had sex.

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>>37202972

and now I'm 49yo, virgin, NEET, living with parents, and barely 3 grands on my bank account

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>>37202584
>tfw no cuckquean gf with no life of her own
why live

>>37202902
OP here. I'm not too picky so I'd still probably settle with that

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If there are any girls like this... be my gf........... now.

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>>37202740
Here's your template faggot

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>>37203231
why must she cry

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>tfw I have a friend literally like this but I'm too Beta to even try

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>>37202584
Thai is best OP.

>>37203439
Holy shit, that's so cute. I want a qt SEA gf now.

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>>37202584
Fuck remaking shit. Just take the ideal from this

>>37203439

think about the male version

gf says 'oh, I fucked Chad and Tyrone to a party, and maybe someone other, but I didn't kiss anyone, so it's OK'.

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>>37203489
They're cute as shit imo.

>>37203393
I often wonder if small girls find the world scary.

>>37203533
>think about the male version

Well i'm not having sex with males so I think I should be fine.

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I'd take her in 2D or 3D form

>>37203531
>healthy pubic flora
Nice.

>>37203597

that's a whore, and also has a penis

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rate/hate
originoli

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>>37203601
Hopefully, then we can be alpha asf and protect.

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>>37203665
Yeah she's a whore and no she doesn't have a penis. Ever since "The Hangover 2" that joke has become so popular. I'm ok with that false stereotype since it keeps Americans out of my paradise.

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Here's my perfect bf. Why can't he be real.

>>37203663
It's there for a reason f.a.m.

>>37203832
>i'm making a mod for vic 2 bf
Be my gf now pls

>>37203778
>he thinks it's from a movie
Fucking normie fuck

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I want to kiss her teeth and cuddle all day!

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>>37203597
I couldn't go alone into a bar to meet a qt tho

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>>37203231
this shit sounds fun in your head but it's terrible in real life

>>37203905
The movie normalized it for everyone, yeah there are ladyboys in Thailand but literally none of them are trying to trick you. All the lady boys either work at specific lady boy bars or they're street walkers. Usually the first thing out of their mouths are "you know I lady boy right?" It's just normal to them, you Americans are the ones that freak the hell out about it.

>>37203915
ewwww but youf fluffy aff ftinks like fluffly shit !! did you wipe pfopfefly ?

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I may not have the biggest muscles
or the brightest eyes
or the warmest smile
or the hottest face

I .. fuck, I'm worth a shot though

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>>37203921
Keep in mind I'm going with South East Asian bar girls so they're all hookers. It's fun man, I would recommend it. Most Americans stay away since most of them are scared shit less with anything dealing with sex.

>>37204088
>responds to this if she sees it.

That's just fucking precious. I believe in you anon.

>>37204088

>loves drugs
>ain't a slut
pick one, you delusional britfag

>>37204088
>loves drugs
You aren't worth a shot, and neither is she

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its unrealistic because ill never find a woman that i find cute and wants to spend her life with me

>>37203832
ya too bad relic seems to have decided that soviets in coh2 are obligated to use Lend Lease commander if they want a win in 2v2

fuck man where's my maxim spam at?

>>37203832
I don't have autism glasses, whoops

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i just want a girl that will idly hum the Bonnie Blue Flag when bored i guess

>>37203692
spook is cool, i wish i had someone to do scary things with

>>37204134
Can confirm, Americans are the most cowardice people I've ever met when it comes to sex. Seriously how do you guys get by in the world when you have fucking panic attacks when you're near a female. If they're not cowards than they're fucking gross losers. I was in Pattaya at the time and I saw some Murican sailor, super fat piece of shit btw, in his pt gear walking out of a bar with the ugliest girl I've ever saw. She was one of the older ones the bar hires, she must have been 46-50 years old and this fat fuck is all over her like she was a 10/10. From what I was told no other girl in the bar would get with him because he was so fucking gross. That girl literally took a hit for the rest of the team, god rest her soul.

>>37204254
Spotted the autismo lolol

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All i want in my life

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>>37204319
ya you got me m8

full time work and classes, some good friends, but just no 19th-century antebellum GF

whatcha gonna do ya kno?

>>37204352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV3AZFuaJVQ

I imagine your father as Mr. Loveless from the Wild Wild West movie.

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>>37204429
never seen that shit, but it looks neat. cheers for that, man. don't usually like comedy shit but that might be alright

pops is a yankee from ohio though, great man but he ain't the Loveless fella there at all. 2 legs and all organs and everything!

Tall Black Virgin (female no titties) Only she can touch my penis not even I can touch it

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this
except you know, not 14

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>>37204663
ooooor this
I can't choose!
but it doesn't matter since its not like I'll have either one

>>37204663
So you want to date a retarded girl?

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>>37202972
hey, august 2nd is my birthday!
happy birthday to me

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I almost cried (for the second time today) while making this

>>37204707
not retarded
more... exiting, if you know what I mean

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I want a batshit insane girlfriend

>>37204829
No, you like the idea of a bat shit insane GF. Actually having one would become tiresome and irritating in a few weeks. You're thinking with your dick right now, ones you fuck her you'll get bored of her.

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This is pretty pathetic, probably. Might as well put it out there.

>>37204879
i dated one
Loved it
But she left me so idk
btw this is random anon

>>37204829
This desu.

>>37204879
This guy is a jew cuck who wants to keep the obsessive yanderes for himself.

Batshit girls best girls.

>>37203439
>>37203597
God I recently moved from an area with no foreginers to an area near the city center and it's FILLED with filipina/thai and other asian qts. Some of them are so pretty and cute, I pass by them and feel like dying because I can't have a qt of my own

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>>37204663
that's literally fucking diane from the trainspotting, without the communist tendencies i suppose
pic related

>>37204922
you're right it's pretty pathetic

>>37204879
I'm that anon, and I've actually got close to "dating" one, so, I'm not referring to all the insane girls in existence, but to a "certain" girl

>>37204829
i know a crazy girl like this but she is a girl(male)

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>>37204983
nigga, go talk to them. What the fuck are you even doing here?

>>37205020
Alright then, good luck to you in your endeavors.

>>37205048
It's fucking 2:00 in the middle of the night I won't go crawling the streets looking for asian qts

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>>37205139
Then go during the day m9 or go to the bar scene at 9 to midnight. Pick up cuties, have sex with them, eat, sleep, and repeat.

very unrealistic but

>has long beautiful hair
>should be able to cum/enjoy sex with my small (no meme, actually small) dick
>a lot of kissing, especially during sex
>should be able to cook nice healthy meals
>helps me not eat too much shit so I don't get fat
>likes music, especially the music I like, as much as I do
>

I can't think of anything else right now

>>37204999
Thanks. At least I can see where I stand.

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>>37205211
>Pick up cuties, have sex with them, eat, sleep, and repeat.
I can't maintain eye contact with a girl for longer than 2 seconds my man, how am I gonna do all that

;_;

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>>37202584
Honestly, if I had a social life and a sense of fashion I might be a hipster.

>>37205285
God she seems insufferable in that pic how is that an ideal gf? I'd beat her to death during our first date

>>37205310
What's so bad about this?
Originator

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>>37205264
You said you're in an area with Thais, that leads me to assume you're somewhere in South East Asia. Almost all Thais are willing to have sex for a bit of dosh. Literally all you have to do is ask and don't be fucking weird about it.

>>37205344
Huh, no I'm from southern yurop, I just moved from the suburbs to near the city where there's tons of immigrants, especially SEA ones

>>37203439
How do I get to SEA and land a job as a NEET?

>>37205322
>this isn't organic
>you think NMH is indie? Weak
>you get memes from 4chan? What reddit shit is this?
>I don't "do" movies.
Everything this caricature says is infuriatingly obnoxious and arrogant, why would you want that around you?

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Is this really too much to ask for?

>>37205401
TEFL or ESL certification so teaching English is the way to go. It's shit money in Thailand but It's also stupid cheap to live there and the girls are beautiful. 35-38 quid per girl if you're going with bar girls. I stay away from the street walkers, you can go the old fashion way and just meet girls there which isn't too hard.

>>37203531
What's with the numale style?

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>>37205473
rock climbing gf for the fucking win. That shit's metal as hell.

>My perfect girl is literally Shantae.

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Yes hello I would like a boyfriend please.

I like short & skinny cute types. Appearance isn't super important to me though.

Gamerboys and weebs are encouraged, it's nice if we share those kinds of hobbies so we can have comfy internet dates playing games & watching shows together.

It's also nice if we share the same degenerate fetishes but that's better kept for private time later, right?

Genki, nice, clingy, affectionate guys are great, the kind that always seem happy to talk to you. If he's a little shy that's also fine, I don't mind taking the lead I just don't want to have to do it ALL the time.

Sadboys can be cute too and I don't mind being caring and comforting for you but again it gets tiring if it's a constant thing.

I don't really have a strong preference for one specific type, individual chemistry is more important so if any of this sounds like you let's talk and see where it goes!

>>37205428
>infuriatingly obnoxious and arrogant
If you go down to it most opinions on /r9k/ (and 4chan as a whole for that matter) are pretty hipstery.
Most people on this site seem to be arrogantly elitist about there arbitrary opinions. I like this site, I go here everyday, but in all reality she is just saying what Anons say all the time in a different context.

>>37205532
I think I fit that stuff anon, but this post seems fake or like it's done by a gay man

>>37205386
Are you sure they're not hookers? You would be surprised where you can find escorts and bar girls. You have to be discreet about it though when you ask.

>>37205543
Oh so you want a 4chan gf who says "What reddit shit is this" in real life without a hint of irony? That's your ideal? I mean to each his own I guess but still

>>37202584
>wanna go for a walk? we can make fun of people we see on the way.
god I fucking hate people like this, negative little fucks, I dont know why but it triggers me so much.

>>37205532
Do you like /out/ activities?

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>mfw no introverted, intellectual, chubby, hardworking nerd bf
Life is pain

>>37205566
Nah they're normal daughters of immigrants, most of them seem to be religious and mostly associate with other thais/filipinos

>>37205532
You forgot to say that "short" = minimum height 5'11"

Wish I could get an actual female (female) like that, though.

>>37205611
It triggers you because you probably get made fun of in public for looking like a sperg

>>37205628
jesus christ

>>37205640
>filipinos

You sure you're in southern Europe? Filipinos don't really go there that much, most of them go to California.

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>>37205628
>tfw all that
>except not chubby
>actually an underweight skelly

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this is my current gf. what do you guys think?

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>No gf to go out and lynch minorities with

>>37205690
Yes I'm sure I live in a country I was born and have spent my entire life in. There's tons of filipinos here, they've got their own little weird churches too. There's also lots of pakis and arabs and some blacks though, unfortunately

>>37205720
looks like a nice girl anon, hope you're happy together :)

>>37205720
I think you should fuck off normalfag. Hope your sandnigger gf dies of a bomb malfunction in her basement

>>37205720
>roll a joint
>while you make dinner
>help me with my history homework
>islam really isent that bad
dump her

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making this made me realize how pathetic and lonely i am

>>37205532
Please be a girl and in europe.

>>37205677
>jesus christ
W-what's wrong?
Are my tastes really that shit?

>>37205778
ye I actively cringed when I saw your ideal bf, but to each his own

>>37205628
Woo it's nice to be someone's ideal. Too bad I probably don't want to date you.

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Las chicas gordas son las mejores chicas

>>37205620
They're okay, but it's kind of hard to do them together in a long-distance relationship.

>>37205660
Short = under 6 feet at least, the closer to 5 feet the better.

>>37205777
I'm neither, nice trips though!

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A chubby one

>>37205628
>not wanting to go /out/
disdain_for_plebs.png

>>37205833
>gay
Boring.

Dubs are good, though.

>>37205849
fat one. It's called fat one. and you're called a potential future enabler of an unhealthy lifestyle.

>>37205833
how long distance are we talking here
d-do you have a discord

>>37205917
>heteronormie thinks I'M the boring one

Loving every laugh, lad.

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Any fembots wanna volunteer?

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>White
>Blue or green eyes
>Thicc butt/hips/thighs
>Good sense of humour, can keep a joke going
>Hip to the latest maymays
>Easygoing, not that amibitious
>No major mental issues
>Doesn't drink much or do drugs
>Enthusiastic, generally optimistic
>Virgin
>Indoorsy
>Not too liberal-leaning
>Plays Nintendo vidya
>Enjoys 50's/60's music or at least likes hearing me talk about it
>Takes some initiative in conversation, asks what I'm up to, etc.
>Either likes fat dudes or will push me to lose weight

L-Ladies?

>>37205957
I'm in the northeast US, where are you from?

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This would be my dream. Also, good hygiene and tidiness is a must.

>>37205802
Why not, though?

>>37205895
>Implying that evening/night walks through less crowded areas doesn't count as going out.

>>37205967
A gayboi can't be a qt gf. That makes you completely pointless.

>>37206034
northeast UK...

>>37205922
Heh, what do I care? Not one to preach about lifestyle.

I find it funny anyone on /r9k/ would preach to anyone about their lifestyle choices

>>37204319
>spotted the autismo
>on r9k
it's like shooting fish in a barrel

>>37205849
Shame about the tats/dye/piercings, but love that body.

>>37206099
I don't mind traveling, but trans-atlantic is a little too far I think, sorry anon.

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she was perfect but now I cant find her online anymore

>>37206037
>bisexual
>no mental illness
Pick one

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Must be cuter than what I've drawn bl0x

>>37206294
why a square jaw?

>>37206359
I like square jaws, probably because I have a weak jaw.

>>37206206
Travelling costs aren't really an issue for me. If you want we can kik or something and see where it goes from there

>>37203692
9/10 anon.

orgininami

>>37206391
I don't really use kik, the touch screen typing annoys me. How about discord?

>>37206513
yeah sure

kiyo # 0462

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>>37202584
>tfw no russiaboo schizophrenic gf

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>>37206007
This is her in detail.

>>37206568
You never bring up Russiaboo stuff in conversation though.

t. >>37206026

>>37206007
>I sleep naked with my pussy juice covered body pillow
DIAMONDS. PLEASE let a girl like this exist and let her be mine

>>37206007
I'm dating this except there are fewer body pillows. Would recommend/10.

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>>37206651
IPJRFPSIJFSDNFSDNK

>>37206666
SUPER SATAN GET HELL PEPE HOLY SHIT

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>>37206666
Witnessing Satan pepe's rise to power in this thread.

>still going with Shantae for perfect girl.

>>37206594
Ya ne mogu razgovarivat' s lyud'mi

>>37206513
d-did you find me

>>37206651
Where do I find a girl like this?
Oregon

>>37206923
Fetishist websites apparently. The ones using their real names probably have autism.

>>37202716
This

Women are useless. Jerk off and hang out with your friends.

>>37204173
Then why am I a HHKV turning 26 next month that likes acid?

>>37205776
the only woman I know like this IRL is fucking insufferable

>>37207106
Because you're a boy silly

>>37206766
>>37206722
Dubs in response to
>>37206666

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Just give me Takeo.
I finally understand waifufags now, and I want a Takeo.

>>37206007
>>37206651
>>37206595

Does anyone know what pussy juice is like?

>>37207189
clear and somewhat viscous, will leave a distinct smell on your fingers for a while

>>37207242
W-what d-does it smell like?

>>37207287
Just rape someone or find a hooker. Someone telling you it won't do anything.

>>37207242
>on your fingers
Girls scare me anon, why are you posting here?

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>>37202584
Here is my GF

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>>37207287
pretty unique smell, a bit ammoniac similar to semen but in a different way

its been far too long for me to give a proper analysis, i don't even remember rly

>>37206234
why are you crushing on kelly
she got banned for being a fembot
its over

>>37207314
don't worry, its gonna be ok. i'm gentle

i'm a male(male) and have engaged in several sexual activities but remain a virgin because no benis in bagina, i will be your guide here

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>>37207320
oh........ thats me.......... (how is this post not original god damn it)

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>>37207379
pls be my epic gf for over 9000 years

>>37207379
Please be my 9fag gf

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>>37202584
Here is my gf anon

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>>37207420
STEP AWAY FROM THE CUMDUMPSTER OR I'LL INVOKE CANDLEJACK

>>37207437
Why is she dead?

>>37207437
Your ideal gf is a disgusting roastie

>>37207437
>only having A+
What the fuck?

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>>37207471
no shes not anon you take that back or ill cut you with my katana

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>>37207494
its all i want to go for anon i just want to be a low level technician type of guy all i want to do is fix computers

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Where are you? I'll save you!

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Femdom aswell

>>37207515
I see, that sounds kind of comfy actually.

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Current gf, how'd I do?
orngn23

>>37207596
How did you find such a fine specimen?

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>tfw no qt yandere gf

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>>37207596
holy fuck lad, i'm jelly and suffering from that feel when no banjo GF

oh way down south in Dixie!

now THIS is fucking pathetic

>>37207596
Bretty gud anon

oregio

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The words here represent my desire for a degenerate porn artist gf

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rate?

I saw another loli gf one but it was really dumb

>>37208013
Hope you and any girl like this burn in hell

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Don't hate pls its just a dream.

>>37208052
Why would you hope for that, anon?

>>37208105
It's just what you deserve. No hard feelings

Ideal is just someone who likes me for me.
God I hate being alone.
I probably deserve this though.

>>37208118
Why do I deserve it though?

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Posting perfect ideal waifu

>>37208036
I want a 20 year old loli tho.

>>37208136
Embracing something like that

>>37208136
it's sounds like he's some anti-obscenity moralfag, my bet is his problem's with all pornography.

>>37208119
>Ideal is just someone who likes me for me.
Just be yourself, and talk to lots of chicks.

>>37208162
>Just be yourself

Oh God I don't think he's even being ironic

>>37208147
>20 year old loli

that is an oxymoron

>>37208084
I like this

oregiogafg

>>37208182
An 8 year old loli will just become a stacy after a few years, legal lolis are eternal.

>>37208175
Well, he wants someone who likes him for who he is so being himself would be the best way to find someone like that.

>>37208216
>, legal lolis

doesn't exist

>>37208232
Really short flat chested woman exist.

>>37208250
that is not a loli

thats a flat chested woman

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>>37203531
>healthy pubic flora

>>37205628
Actually me...

I wouldn't date me though.

I just keep people up and then start manically talking about shit ive been thinking about for the past 30 hours.
Sounds "cool" and "interesting" and maybe """deep""" but after about a week you'll get bored.

Its better this way.

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>>37202584
>Lets go hiking! I'll carry you if you get tired.
>You look so cute in that dress
>I don't watch anime or play video games
>Wanna get some Italian ices and stargaze?
>Don't worry I didn't vote for Hilary.
>God I'm so glad I met you

:(

>>37208390
All that except I play vidya, and I won't carry anybody's fat ass around.

>>37208390
>italian ices
>ices
this is why you're single

>>37208390
Why don't girls play video games?

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these are the most tumblr tier threads

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>>37206666
czeched

you have been blocked from posting i dont remember the rest

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>>37208452
I can't speak for every girl, but I don't like playing video games because it's a waste of time. Cool you gathered imaginary points, now you turn off the console and it doesn't mean anything.

Also
>I don't mind your acne, I still love you :)

:( !

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>>37208036
Posting superior gf choice

>>37208473
Then fuck off nigger, you don't belong here.

>>37208528
How is it less of a waste of time than TV or movies or books?

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>>37208601
*more of a waste of time

>>37208528
Be my obnoxious cunt gf

>>37208528
Hiking and eating italian ice are also meaningless drivel of no import.

>>37208601
generally, folk will say that through these mediums, you're more likely to obtain new information, insights (especially with written word), etc than with vidja games

myself, i've been blessed with a solid group of fucking nerds i've hung out with nearly every day since 2007. met some of them IRL through a road trip, some of them i've never met IRL. have regular and numerous conversations with all of them about myriad lovely topics; religion/spirituality, politics, history, "how to fix X in Y society", etc.

i don't imagine most people conjure up that scenario in their head when they hear of someone playing video games though; usually probably think of some cunt playing CoD on his console erry day or fukken WoW solo.

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>>37202584
>raised in a traditional conservative household but holds centrist beliefs
>compatible taste in music
>genuinely kind but assertive when she feels her ideals or her personal goals are challenged
>balance between extroversion and introversion, will be able to get together with groups of people and have fun
>integrity regarding values
>qt please
>not obese and not skellington
>will shoot my guns with me
>will go /out/ with me
>frugal and fiscally responsible but like to save and spend on legitimately interesting or important things
>not afraid of opposing ideologies and willing to think critically about anything
>acts like an "adult should"

>>37208528
I agree with this, although I do indulge in a bit of vidya every once in a while (I've been playing wow for 8 years about now)..

Also it's too repetitive for me. Some stuff really sucks me in and I can really get into it, while others bore the absolute shit out of me (fps especially).

I'd rather do something more meaningful during my free time than vidya, but it's not too terrible honestly.

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P-pls all I want is this bf

>>37208747
Give me a sec to properly reply

>>37207578
>you want to hold hands? i left the leash at home

top fucking kek

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The circled are me to a disturbing degree

>>37208805
>>37208747
Didn't even reply properly kill me

>>37208596
i guess not since women have overtaken this board
women ruin everything

>>37207322

smells and tastes bitter to a varying degree depending on the girl

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>being this picky for a partner when youre a hopeless NEET

>>37208805
Perfect :^D

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>>37202584
orgignall texxt

>>37208995
>ideal gf/bf thread

>I D E A L

>>37208950
Awesome, great, now fuck off.

>>37206007

used to date a girl like this for nearly 2 years, she was perfect but then we broke up and even tho I have left most of it behind, it's left me kinda permanently broken dudes

I have absolutely no difficulty securing any girl I want in just a few hours, did so a few times already, but I can't bring myself to be with anyone but that perfect girl I mentioned earlier, and I always end up breaking up immediately with any new girl, it bad dudes

>>37209008
Now what do I do. Never been perfect before

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>>37209051
>I have absolutely no difficulty securing any girl I want in just a few hours

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>37203231
>>37203977
I was sort of like this and still kind of think like that but I've learned to act differently because I realized how fucked up it is...

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Who doesn't want a buddy-gf? You're all weird.

>>37209139
She seems like an annoying bitch. No thank you

>>37209150
dude what, she seems cute

>>37209137
Do you happen to be single m'lady

>>37209139
Pretty good taste. Too bad such a person doesn't exist or is wasted on Chad

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i want us to experience everything together

>>37209205
Good God, are you 14?

>>37209205
>*baby talk*

kys

>>37209205
And here I thought I was picky!

>>37202584
>All these 'problematic' girl tribal raider haircuts.
>All these histrionic features.

No wonder there's daily threads on here about some slut breaking your heart where posters tell you it was obvious but you insist it's just all women.

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>>37209205
I don't look like an emo fag

>>37204320
wew, is whoever posted this a gril??

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>>37209222
no i'm 21 :(
>>37209232
is this really picky??

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Even if she was real,
I wouldn't be good enough for her.

>>37203832
>company of heroes girl
PLS B IN CT

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>tfw no yandere mojyo gf

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>>37203832
>lanklet
BOUT TO GO IN

>>37209205
I'm 21 and chubby, but I fit most of those

>>37209275
Yeah, anon. Sorry. Anyone even remotely like this is usually a closet-douchebag.

>>37204320
are you an girl?
:)

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>>37209346
i dated someone for 2 years who was similar and he was always the nicest person possible, so i don't think it's impossible to find them
i honestly didn't think it was very picky, just someone who's willing to put up with a yandere with daddy issues
>>37209338
which ones don't you fit?

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>>37209166
Good question, I've been wondering that myself.

>>37207042
If that were true you wouldn't be here.

It hurts. Don't lie to yourself.

>>37209404
Welp sounds like a no
sorry to bother you

>>37207175
When you look back and see how many men you've never given a second glace at, and realise that all of them could have been him.

Then you'll understand

>>37208084
Omg no hate at all. Sounds comfy af

>>37207596
literally fantastic she sounds nice. i always wanted to go urban exploring but i don't know where to go that isn't already crawling with normies or interesting plus it would suck to do it alone

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>reads

>listens to avant garde music

>Loyal

>Willing to go out to movies every so often

it's a shame she doesn't exist

Anyone have that mixed messages GF one?

>>37204752
>let's watch Scott Pilgrim once more
I spotted the patrician guys

>be me
>hit on this girl for a about a month (I'm fucking slow)
>hang out with her and have a blast
>break the ice to her a few days ago
>get told that she's not looking for a relationship
>feelsfuckingbadman
>lurk here and talk to others and gain some of my motivation back
>today I get a text from her saying that she doesn't deserve me and that I deserve so much better
>whattheactualfuck
>ask her if she was ever into me and to be blunt with me
>She says yes and actually gives me a reason on why she rejected me
>she's still has feelings for a bf who cheated on her twice
>actually says she has feelings for me too but doesn't want to date me because it would be too selfish of her

I've finally built up my confidence and was able to talk to this girl. I was hoping that I could finally fuck off from this site and be a normie for a change. I wish that she didn't give me actual reason and would rather have the classic "it's not you it's me". What kills me the most is that she shares mutual feels. I feel so fucking empty. I just wanted to rant and maybe get a (you)

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Bee my geee efff.

>>37209607
Probably not the best thread to rant. Sorry about that guys.

>>37209286
Oof that hurts my heart.
>tfw will never have a caring wife

>>37209385
I'm not emo/edgy looking and I'm not too sure about the baby talk. But everything else is fine ^^

>>37209622
>Speaks Japanese
>Asks if you want to learn Korean
No chance. Asians fucking hates other types of Asians

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>>37204254
Ayyy it's you again! I'm glad someone else enjoyed that drawthread as much as I did

>>37209650

its okay dude, happens all the time, just keep looking for a girl you're comfy, and rember, theres no rush

>>37209702
Doesn't have to be asian. :vvv

>>37209748
>Came late so all I got was some doodle by a shittier artist
REEEEE

>>37202584
That reminds me of my gf :3

>>37209766
thank you I'll keep looking. Check em

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>>37209677
you never know until you try it~
do you mybe have kik/discord?

>>37209650
Its fine man, you're one of us and the board is basically for this.

>>37209914
>post this same response earlier
>get no reply
Amazing

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Too unrealistic, but one can dream..

>>37209914
You're right, my kik is something076

>Work hard on your ideal girlfriend
>Get no (you)s
Feels bad man

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Best gf in the whole wide thread

>>37209991
Everybody wants (you)s/attention, but not many give (you)s.

It is the natural order unless one posts provocative/edgy/troll things.

>>37209663
Im not even Unnatractive.

I could go out and get one.

But honestly whats the fucking point? its amazing, its wonderful, then something happens and it ends.

Then the dream and any ambition is gone for another 2 years.

Then i do it again.

>>37210025
>It is the natural order unless one posts provocative/edgy/troll things.
Or if you post as a girl

>>37210023
best gf in this thread

>>37210056
True true.

[cxx]

>>37209964
Nice gf dude.

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>>37208036
h-hey anon, what town do you live in?

>>37207578
This is all I want in life, anon. You've posted my ideal gf.

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this is mine.
i love chocowomen

>>37206666

holy shit lmao

O R I G I N A L I T Y !

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There are certain things I simply couldn't fit, but overall it's pretty close.

>>37203231
Had this one. It has its ups and downs. Broke up with her and still not sure if I regret it or not.

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>>37202584
Male version for anyone that wants it

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>>37202584

i'm imagining a very pessimistic, agnostic, lost-all-faith-in-humanity kind of chick who hates authority and has tomboyish traits.

>This hypothetical GF must have tits larger than a D cup
>must be curvy and somewhat thick but not chubby
>height doesn't matter. hair doesn't matter but light brown or dark blonde would be nice.
>this girl must challenge me. She must have the guts to tell me to shut the fuck up whenever I start getting pissy with her. Even if it hurts my feelings, I need a girl that ego-checks me whenever I say stupid shit. A foil to my narcissism.
>she comes from a large catholic family - a family she rejected and probably hasn't talked to in years. Better if her parents are dead and she only keeps in contact with her siblings.
>I'm the only person she cares and worries about. But she's not really clingy. She'll do her own thing but at the end of the day she always snuggles with me.
>She's daring and spontaneous. She'll drag me out to do shit even if I don't want to. Nothing expensive, but stuff like going to the lake and skipping rocks or going for long walks in the forest for absolutely no reason. She'll only do this shit when I'm with her because she gets scared, so I'll go.
>she has a fucked up yet intriguing view of the world.
>likes pineapple on pizza
>brings home shrooms, weed, and psychedelics all the time from her hippie friends and we just trip together.
>when i'm angry, she'll listen to me yell and pout about nonsense. She won't say anything, but she just hugs me and tells me it's all going to be okay.
>she frequently engages with me in philosophical and existential discussions. We'll just forget about everything and find time to talk about shit under the stars.
>she enthusiastically watches MMA and boxing with me. also likes watching fucked up horror movies and thrillers.

>>37211011
Kill yourself atheist

>>37211152
/r9k/ is a no religion board
moot agreed, don't bother him about it

>>37207715
It's /r9k/ what the fuck do you expect

>>37209313
Absolutely perfect
You even got the baggy eyes

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>>37204200
Fuck anon, I wish you the best in life for making me feel with that image.

>>37211246
>moot agreed
kys for even mentioning that fag

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>>37209964
You want to talk about something...perhaps your relationship with your mother.

>>37204200
Don't worry, your expectations are not really that far from earth. Actually, they're quite normal and not particularly exaggerated or hard to find. Good luck, Anon, I believe in you.

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>>37208747
Didn't hit me that hard until the ww2 music part. Damn. I'm not nazi though.

>tfw found your ideal gf on twitter
>tfw too beta to message her or even follow her

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>>37209404
Good; let us wander together.
>You giant homosexual(ORGANO)

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>>37202983
we'll always be here for you anon

ideal gf
>girl(female)
that is all, thanks for your time

>>37202584
Ideal GF:
>basically elon musk but early 20s, good looking, and a female

I want my either too good for this world or maybe just legit evil genius powercouple gf.

I promise to lovingly dominate the world with you.

>>37202584
submissive, gay or at least bi, likes being hurt, has a lot of sex toys, decent job, mesh well personally
I have her

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bonus round
>can play instrument
>has own ambitions/life

>>37209205
I fit a lot of this whats your contact

>>37213001
Do you have a benis or vagoo?

>>37208747
>tfw I made this chart
Ok so... contact? You're not in EU probably ;-;