New Ideal bf/gf thread old one reached image limit >No

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Super Nintendo

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tried to make a boy template but im shit so if you have a better one pls post

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Reposting this here cuz i want attention.
NOTICE ME SENPAI

>>37218831
It's ok anon, we all want attention

>>37215765
EXTRA THICC

>>37218831
Its deviant art cringe tier, but its not bad for an MS Paint tier.
6.5/10 You can do better.

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>>37218670
A woman with a sharp tongue and a keen mind is the kind of woman I'd devote myself to.

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She fucks as aggressive as swans performs

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My ideal gf is one whom I can see in an ideal way.

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Reposting my ideal.

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>>37218670
leposting xD

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Reposting because no one noticed me in the old thread


My ideal gf must:

>be smart
>be talkative
>artsy
>values reasonal thinking over emotions


Bonus points
>ENTP
>white dyed hair
>into classical music
>/lit
>skinny
>not clingy
>into vidya
>learning german

Rate my tastes robots

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>>37218670
reposting myself with more info and autism

>>37219140
>he saved his own thumbnail

>>37219023

I'm gonna try in the next few months. Back home and out of college for the summer, so heres my chance.

>>37219170
>>37219140
How do you even fuck up this bad? I'd assume it was satire if he hadn't included the written description as well.

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>>37219140
I'm retarded. Here it is a better quality image

>>37219073
>tfw I'm someone's ideal
>almost

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>>37219073
Bretti gud
Im gonna cuck you and steal ur gf tho

>>37219237
>jpg
comon dude. If you trigger my autism one more time I might go on a killing spree.

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>>37218670
deal GF
>black/dark brown hair
>blue eyes
>at least c-cups
>good , wide hips
>positive outlook on life
>Catholic
>virgin
I'd make her the happiest SAHM in the world

>>37219279
Almost?
>>37219288
Come on man, no need to do that.

>>37219279
tfw no buttplug board games gf

obviously my ideal gf is a femanon who is 50+lbs overweight, hasn't showered in a week, and has been wearing the same panties for 2 weeks

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>tfw no Discordian gf

>>37219368
t h i c c
Fuck this is ideal except for the bottom left part

>>37219407
Dude I know several girls just like this. No joke

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>>37219414
I deleted the post because I saw someone did a cross-thread reply to it but screw it I'm bringing it back so people won't be confused as hell

>>37218670
>cig
cringe

This thread is the epitome of autism

>>37219500
How so anon? please elaborate :)

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>tfw no Saiyajin gf

>>37219489
I have this rn anon. She chokes me in her thighs

>>37219546
How did you meet her? And how attractive do you have to be to even get a girl like her?

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>>37219132
pretty close

commento originale

>>37219073
>women lifting meme
When will it end? They're just wasting their time.

>>37219350
My hair isn't grey.

>>37219489
Thank you for engraving my post into the filename.

>>37219569
i'm a 5/10
i met her on the internet

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I want what I deserve

>>37219523
Seeing people edit a stick figure I drew 2 years ago is literally the only thing that makes me feel worthwhile

>>37219638
Godbless you anon. What if i told you i managed to jerk it to one of the edits?

>>37219591
Hair colour isn't really all that important. I just chose grey because it was closest to black on the paint scale. And here I was thinking it was the petplay comment
>>37219590
Nothing wrong with women lifting, they look good doing it too

>>37219132
You never accepted my request ;-;

>>37219279
will you play online board games with me?

>>37219751
>Nothing wrong with women lifting
literally a waste of time
>they look good doing it too
about as good as any other cunt taking up equipment and doing fuck all with it.

>>37219953
>literally a waste of time
What are all hobbies?
>taking up equipment
>not having a home gym
Sucks to be you man

>>37219751
>tfw I have black hair
Pet play is one of my favourite kinks actually.

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textlless not allowed

>>37219996
>has black hair and likes petplay
Okay, Contact?

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>>37219994
>having to buy a home gym to get away from roasties and other time waster
Certainly does.

And no, I wont clean up either.

>>37218924
I would strangle her in her sleep.

>>37220058
Nice set up. Consider myself jelly that you can have it all in your room. Mine is in the garage

>>37220027
wow this is me to a tee, except i actually suck at games yet continue to play

>>37219996
stop baiting and post contact

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Joer macho original

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>>37220138
>listening to green day

discarded for childish taste

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The dream is impossible.

>>37219994
>>literally a waste of time
>What are all hobbies?
This what people with pleb hobbies really think

>>37220183
All that minus the weeb
be my chubby gf to indulge in anime

>>37220183
Lose 30 lbs and the dream might be a reality.

>>37220177
What music do you listen to anon :)

>>37220183
Elaborate "chubby". Everything else is pretty much spot on except the marriage part, there's no need to wait for marriage to do degenerate things.

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tfw no publix gf

(devastating feel)

>>37220252
>no need to wait for marriage to do degenerate things
Need to be married to have kids. Don't want to end up like the blacks.

>>37220252
I think I need to lose weight, stop being a worthless hikki NEET, stop being depressed to get the dream.

But that pics just the fantasy...

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>>37218670
>tfw no Alt-GF to watch quirky indie movies with and have mad halloween parties with.

I wish more girls liked halloween as more than an excuse to dress up as slutty cat girl.

>>37220318
>Nikki NEET
Are you the girl who's living off of her parents' savings?

>>37219169
Tfw when that's me... but am seen as clingy

>>37220318
you sound like an ideal to me desu
got discord?

>>37220318
Do you want be a live-in maid with benefits? You'll get good hours and paid time off in addition to all living expenses being paid on top of salary.

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someday maybe, someday

>>37220345
Yes.

Well, I'm living off MY savings, but living with parents. I have a decent amount of savings I accumulated while a teenager. Not a lot, but enough to pay the small amount of rent my parents ask for, for at least 2 years.

Waiting for death.

I forget to put "I'm 25+" for the guy on my pic.

>>37220415
>"I'm 25+
I'm not, but I'd still talk to you :^)

>>37220226
Merzbow, Boredoms, Gerogerigegege, Coil, Throbbing Gristle, Whitehouse, Nurse with Wound, Einstuerzende Neubauten, Brainbombs, Egor Letov, Death in June, Current 93, La Monte Young, Moondog, Lou Harrison, Henry Cowell, Luigi Russolo, Popol Vuh, Fishmans, Jean Jacques Perrey, Les Rallizes Denudes, Rainbow Caroliner, Taj Mahal Travellers, Fushitsusha, Peter Broetzmann, John Cage, Scott Walker, Unwound, Dead, Frank Zappa, Morton Feldman, Captain Beefheart, Pharoah Sanders, Albert Ayler, Ornette Coleman, Alice Coltrane, Arnold Schoenberg, Pierre Boulez, Gyorgy Ligeti, Karlheinz Stockhausen, Thinking Fellers Union Local 282. Raymond Scott, Delia Derbyshire, Daphne Oram, Terry Riley, Peter Sotos, Boyd Rice, Henry Flynt, Kazumoto Endo, David Tudor, Half Japanese,Secret Chiefs 3, Keiji Haino, Ramleh, Otomo Yoshihide, John Zorn, Joe Meek, Faxed Head, Harry Partch, Wesley Willis, Fred Frith, The Residents, Sun Ra, Sun City Girls, Hans Krusi, Royal Trux, Jandek, Loren Mazzacane Connors, The Dead C, Comus, Cromagnon, Eliane Radigue, The Red Krayola, Opus Avantra, Pan Thy Moniun, Murmuuere, Gong, cLOUDDEAD, Muslimgauze. The list could go on.

>>37220399
>this is LITERALLY me, please be my gf (female)
>pic mentions having a job
>having a job and being on /r9k/
for what purpose

>>37220427
>The list could go on.
I'd rather it didn't. Are any of those even real artists?

>>37220058
>Attic apartment
I'm jelly as fuck

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>tfw no ideal gf because you don't deserve an ideal
Probably the only perfect match for me forever.

>>37220183
Holy shit this is exactly me right down to the haircut and the chubby girls thing. Only difference is I don't have a job (but am looking for one)

You in the UK?

>>37220318
>I think I need to lose weight, stop being a worthless hikki NEET, stop being depressed to get the dream.
I disagree desu

>>37220427
It's okay anon, just let it go, no one is going to hurt you or laugh at you anymore

>>37220415
I'm 26 but I doubt we'd get on as I'm not a weeb. Best of luck in finding a guy

>>37220272
Having a gf with such a dead-end wageslave-tier job would probably be really exhausting in the long run. One of my friends works retail and I constantly have to listen to him bitch about his job.

>>37220495
25+? (I'm 23)

A-Australia

>>37219169
This is me, fuck...

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>>37220543
>Australia
>She won't respond to you, but is even more perfect

>>37220543
Q U E E N S L A N D

also why the fuck are you awake at this hour? Ignore the fact that I am too

>>37220543
>A-Australia
I swear all the best femanons are in Australia

I want a chubby UK fembot gf NOW

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Kinda copped the idea from Fido, but w/e

>>37218670
>you don't need details about my past relationships anon. To you i'm a delicate innocent little rose petal :)
made the girl drop from a 5/10 to a 2/10. Stupid cunt

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>implying this isn't the best gf

Well, best gf for me

>>37220546
No.. it's me. Stop being an exact copy of me the fuck bro.

>tfw no Fire Emblem bf
i don't need 3dpd anymore
the dream is dead

>>37220543
Of course. There are no fembots in Europe.

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>>37218924
I had a gf like this. It wasn't nice at all
>tfw she would make fun of your feelings and make you feel unimportant to her
>tfw she made you feel like she didn't respect you one bit
Stupid cunt. I hate you

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>>37218670
Here's my current gf
43342

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>>37220606
>13
>First period

>>37220580
Depressive hikki NEET. This is just a rare moment where I'm NOT sleeping.

Seriously none of you want me. I'm gross. Even trannies are cuter. .......this is getting too attention whorey for me, uh, so I'll stop responding.

I'll keep hopelessly trying to stop being garbage and make a cute wife for one of you one day, I promise. Or I'll just kill myself.

>>37220473
Those are entry level you pleb.

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>>37219073
I am literally crying to this one.
Fuck you for reminding me that no girl ever will say that to me

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>tfw no nightmare fuel gf induced by sleep paralysis

>>37220615
Fire Emblem femanon here; There are plenty of guys into Fire Emblem, but I've just found that most of them are insufferable weeb shits ("mai waifuz XXDD") or insufferable elitists ("don't even look at me unless you've played every single game non-emulated").

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I'm ashamed to have made this

>>37220663
Just... Lose some weight. That's literally all you need to do.

>>37220663
>when women say they're ugly because the know the betas will compliment them after
I did this unironically too

>>37220676
>crying over furfilth

>>37220702
Why can't women just admit they have life on easymode?

>>37220639
10/10 would date. Your gf seems like one of a kind

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IF YOU ARE THIS TYPE OF GIRL ... MESSAGE ME!!!!! BE MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!
please....

>>37220663
>none of you want me
>only asked one to respond
You mean that you want none of us

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I post this because she was real

>>37220702
The betas only say that to get nudes from her.

>>37220693
pls pay for liposuction. because I've been trying

taking supplements. getting into running. had a lot of stumbles, hurt my ankle pretty bad, had a suicide attempt, go back to comfort eating for 2 months. it's like telling a heroine addict to just stop doing heroine.

I wish there were still fat camps, I would go to one in a minute.

>>37220687
No. I mean I'm into the husbandos now. I don't want one of those guys. Guys just make me sad. Girls I'm not into. So 2D it is. I gave up.

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>>37219407
Sorry, ladies, I'm gay for "Bob"!

>>37220687
I'm a casual Fire Emblem fan who plays it on GBA emulator. There is actual FE elitists? That sounds retarded as heck!
>>37220663
Have a good night. You'll get there and make a guy happy
>>37220676
I'm sorry anon.
>>37220711
>furfilth
>implying

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help me, God.
Oregano.

>>37220764
>taking supplements. getting into running. had a lot of stumbles, hurt my ankle pretty bad
I've said it before in this thread and I'll say it again: fitness for women is a fucking waste of time.

99% of you want to lose weight and trying to run it off, or squat or anything else is just backwards thinking. It's so much more efficient to just eat less. You might not want too, but you can if you put your mind to it.

>I wish there were still fat camps, I would go to one in a minute.
Yeah. I personally think fat people should be able to enroll themselves in a prison labor camp under gulag conditions. It will take like 3 months for them to lose the weight, and then it's done.

It's literally that simple as well, I'm assuming from your previous post that you're not morbidly obese, so if you gave it a serious effort you could probably be normal weight in a couple of months. Think about that.

>liposuction wont fix you

>>37218831
Hurl yourself into a trash compactor

>>37218670
Absolute goals. I'm not even in wrestling but she would be so neat to be around. However the whole 'innocent little rose petal' shit is kinda lame.
>>37218831
Your art is garbage and your dream girl seems boring, but achievable. She seems like the type of person to look heavily down on others going out to clubs and whatnot.
>>37218924
Love this and have been through this. The hate sex is phenomenal.
>>37218994
I feel like you like the novelty of it. Eventually that personality would dwindle down on you.
>>37219073
Sounds achievable, but seems like the type that needs to be constantly loved and getting affection.
>>37219132
Gross, he's the type of guy to scream and call people the n word whenever he does poorly in a videogame
>>37219169
I met a fuck ton of guys like this and they're usually pretty awful. Word to the wise, don't send political memes to people you want to be your partner. Even if I agree with them you look like the type of guy that needs to scream his opinion to everyone and it's embarrassing
also,
>i fapped to you
don't do that either
>>37219237
she's super prestigious but cute
>>37219407
did you take a picture of your monitor what the fuck anon
>>37219489
Insecurities.jpg
>>37219545
she'd break your dick anon, it's not worth it
>>37219634
don't do that
>>37220027
don't do this either
>>37220183
This one is super sweet. I hope you find that one day.
>>37220138
She seems awful
>Green day
why
>>37220272
get them free cookies anon, I believe

>>37220764
be my chubbo gf to reassure

>>37220639
I really need to learn how to weld properly

>>37220857
>>i fapped to you
>don't do that either
I fapped to this post. Take that, roastie scum.

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gruntlesam

>>37220764
Why do you comfort eat anyway?

Maybe it's just something I'll never understand.

>>37220606
Gross, children aren't meant to be sexualized you degenerate.
>>37220692
Anon n-no..She's out there but do you really want her to be out there?
>>37220738
That's not yandere that's insecure. Making a bookmark with your shed hair is yandere.
>>37220749
Is this a song reference idgi
>>37220773
slather it on me hot 10/10
>>37220813
Anon please reconsider

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Rye, post, and owl

>>37220910
>you're not my first
haha instantly dropped, dumb whore

>>37220936
>that's not yandere
Teach me what yandere is pls
NOW

>>37220936
no..just poetic?

>>37220868
What process are you using?

>>37220857
Nah, I use an app that turns certain pixels off.

>>37220949
>wanting to be a cult priest
>wanting to get shot in the back of the head

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>>37220494
Made this for you friend

>>37220959
I haven't welded in years, but I used TIG (or MIG).

>>37220936
>she's out there
I don't know if I should feel incredibly happy or despair because of this

>but do you really want her to be out there?
More than anything. I don't want to want it but I do

>>37220857
>don't send political memes to people you want to be your partner
No I don't do that.

>>i fapped to you
>don't do that either
Whoever doesn't want to their bf to tell them he fapped to them is not for me.

>>37220936
>tfw no moralfag gf
>tfw you can't get her to do disgusting things by promising to stop fapping to loli

>>37219169
That's me.

Fuck, turns out I'm autistic.

>>37220868
Are you a welder girl?

>>37221016
STOP being an exact copy of me! There can only be one me and it's >>37219169

>tfw my ideal gf would be my actual gf but with cow tits

>>37220914
I want the temporary comfort and happiness from food I like. I want to feel numb.

I was richer, I'd be a drug addict. I'd be thinner then too...

>>37221021
I'm a guy who doesn't know how to weld

>>37220936
>Anon please reconsider
That's probably the kindest thing I've heard this year. Thanks, I will. I don't have it in me to off myself, but if I am to describe "me"... it's just white noise... The only way I found to enjoy life is to pretend I'm a camera recorder and just observe and record footage as memories, never interract, never think too much of myself.
I fully expect that I'll die alone, because a dildo has more personality that I do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnz4muGP89M

>>37221078
Can't you substitute it for something else, like coffee or sugar free soda?

It's so weird to think people take comfort from food of all things.

>>37221074
>tfw my ideal gf would be the combination of the best traits of each of my 4 fwb's

>>37220676
>seeking validation from women.

faggot

>>37221125
I don't like coffee, or soda.

I was smoking for a bit, but being a hikki NEET, it's hard to go out and buy smokes when I haven't left my house in probably two months, especially while hiding it from my parents because they don't allow it under their roof.

Food is just... convenient. And addictive. And warm.

I just want to numb myself with temporary happiness.

>>37221204
Why not use sex to fill the void? Or vidya? Or hell even eat more filling and wholesome food?
i can offer all 3

>>37221204
Take up crack, you'll lose the weight quickly enough.

>>37221204
How much would it annoy you if your hypothetical bf made you go work out with him and replaced food with sex?

>>37220988
Reading anything on tig isn't going to help you. Tig is something you need to do by hand and keep practicing at it. A lot like playing an instrument. With mig, mig is fucking easy. Watch your angle and settings and you're golden. With FCAW have the gun pointed at almost a 90 degree if you're welding flat, if its just regular GMAW have it at around a 45-50 angle. Recognize not only the time needed to weld a bead, but the sound of your machine.

Keep trying with mig and when you feel like you got that move on to tig. I'm all position certified in stick welding but my tig game is absolute garbage

>>37221102
How has your life been for the past couple of months? Monotony is known to kill. It seems like you're into video games and anime. Why not try growing on that and meeting others with similar interests? 4chan is probably not the best place for that however.

Also not to pull a tumblr but the feeling like you're a camera thing is similar to a mental disorder I heard about years ago called Depersonalization disorder. Maybe you should look into it.

>>37221161
Okay, what if this was scientifically possible, BUT this girl combiner must also spit out three evil cunts, each endowed with a combination of the girls' worst flaws because of the basic law of thermodynamics- that matter cannot be destroyed.
You'd have your perfect gf, but these three other combo bitches will dedicate their lives to destroying you.
Would you still do it?

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>>37220985
>tfw I actually find this attractive
Maybe this summer.

>>37221328
If I could kill them. Or pay them to leave me alone and find other bfs.

>>37221246
>>37221249
I wish, but I'm too poor. I tried throwing up for a month, so I could binge, purge and not hate myself afterwards, but I fucked up something and had to go to the dentist to get it fixed.

On vidya, I honestly think I have it in me to be a hoarder, I have that girl gene of desperately wanting to buy everything and shop. But I'm too good with money to allow myself to do that.

>>37221272
>made you go work out with him
Perfect. The dream.

I'm a virgin so I don't know if I would be good enough in bed...

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>tfw fat aussie waifu ITT is just a man

>>37221161
Feel ya anon, It's hard to have someone almost perfect, my gf is cute, c-cup, thicc, big wide hips, a perfect round HUGE ass (HUGE falls short), but if she had like a double D breasts or larger would be perfect... Life is cruel

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Would YOU fuck a roach?

>>37220108
What games do you play (and apparently suck at)?

>>37221283
I'm probably reaching a turning point in my life, because I have the final certification exam next week, usually everyone passes it on first or second try. With that out of the way, I will finally be able to say I've finished my education, and I will start looking for work, maybe hire myself to do some overnight job just to distance myself from my family and household.
You're on the mark on the monotony thing. As for personality disorder, I don't think I have anything this serious, it's just up until now I tried to be the good kid and put everyone's else good before mine, but I shouldn't have overstayed my welcome at home and move away for college. Everyone hates me here, and I think I'm knee deep in a toxic pond I don't want to even look at from afar.
Thanks for replying.

>>37221375
As much as I would like an Australian girlfriend, a lot of Australians don't like seppoland

>>37220804
Eh. Old FE games have a certain charm to them that he newer ones lack. The old games seems like they were more about combat and strategy, and the new games seem like they more focus on the story.

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My dad tried to kill me Anon, can you please protect me?

>>37221476
Be a weeb, and let's more to Japan together. I want to live my weeb fantasy.

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Before I receive thirsty replies, I'm not a girl.

>>37221747
But I don't know the language... How would we even support ourselves there?

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>>37220183
New version because I'm still fantasising.

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Serious relationship wife material life partner other half gf

>>37221747
only if you post your discordian information

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>implying I'll ever find love
>implying I'll ever find love on fucking r9k

>>37221775
>Do my feet turn me on? You pervert. Massage them.
10/10 girl. I'm not into feet but she's cool as fuck for saying that. Have you ever met a girl like that?

>>37221775
Why doesn't this type of gf exist IRL? That's THE ideal gf

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>>37221774
Circles of me for the update

>>37221747
Different anon. I've lived in Japan and speak the language. How about we meet there for a week of weeb sightseeing and I'll take your virginity? You will also automatically lose a lot of weight from the Japanese food as well.

>>37221775
>>37221829
>>37221860
Would be perfect without those cringy emojis but yeah pretty good.

>>37221871
I don't want the girl unless she does the emojis.

>>37221775
kind of seems like a cunt

>>37221780
I'm not good at discord, so please forgive.

Anne#8487

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A rare rare unicorn of a qt3.14, most guys only fit 1/2 of the criteria.

>>37222114
literally me
lol I have a gf already
hope you find someone cool itt tho

>>37222114
dominate me plz
if you're a grill

>>37222114
i fit all of these including the fashion ones and the no kids...

>>37222114
Yeah, I fit about 1/2. You're looking for someone who is a submissive beta faggot with self-esteem issues and yet has his life together. Good luck wit that.

>>37222114
You know full well most of us fit that
so stop teasing me like this

>>37222114
Fit everything (even the looks) except the fashion.
Fuck fashion.

>>37219033
Suck my wee wee, Buddha.

>>37218924
yeah this reminds me of her

not the best but it is pretty hot

>>37222150
This is always the problem, I'm just too slow.
>>37222217
Am indeed a grill.
>>37222285
[]You promise?[]
>>37222295
What part of rare unicorn do you not understand?
[]Also if he can't dress himself for shit his life isn't all that together, is it[]
>>37222323
I know most will fit about 1/2 to 3/4. I'm serious though, this shit is my jam.
>>37222355
Fashion tends to be where the resemblance ends. I don't necessarily mean /fa/ shit (which I find fine for day to day normie wear but a little boring otherwise) though, just that they let me dress them up nicely.

>>37222461
>Am indeed a grill.
good, please tell me what clothes to buy, i have money but can never decide what to get
also hard to find things that fit well since i'm /fit/ (sorry)

>>37222285
>>37222461

yeah, the ONLY thing I might not fit is that I think I dress myself well? fashion is my hobby already.

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>tfw futas are not real

What do you guys think of ftm tranny bfs?

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>>37218670
I can't add much text because on mobile, but you get the point. I like that all-American look. The nice jaw, old fashioned, athletic body, buzz cut, and hates millenials despite us being one. I guess because I'm like the all american type of girl.

>>37222741
I want a qt ftm bf to bully

>>37222764
I hate subhuman leftists and I play video games. Video games are an american staple you whore

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>>37222811
Real adults don't have time to sit in front of a tv and earn imaginary points, only if they're a kid or teenager. I don't want to date a man child who comes home from work to play vidya or watch cartoons, hell no. Do a productive hobby ffs

>>37222911
Hobbies aren't supposed to be productive retard. That's why they're hobbies.

>>37222764
If you had something to offer other than being a vapid cunt I'd say I fit the bill. /military/

>>37222764
>all american type of girl

Meaning you're dumb, superficial, useless, and boring? Oh, and fat.

>>37220027
this is literally my ex girlfriend.. funny how a stereotype can be so true if you think about it

>>37222777
Double trips!

Oregami

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I didn't use the BF template cuz I'm a retard, but here's the ideal bf. He's a friend of mine, but I don't have the guts to ask him cuz I'm not really in his league.

>>37223200
>going for a normie irl
Prepare to get pumped and dumped.

>>37223321
Wait, really anon? Someone like this would do that?

>>37218994
>the seeing swans on saturday
m.maybe there'll be QTs there

>>37223356
You drew the fucking guy doing the finger gun normie thing. How big of a chad is he. Is he a "geeky awkward robot nerd" because he likes vidya? This guy legit seems like the biggest normie ever.

Hint: Don't trust anyone irl, because they're all normies and normies are all scum.

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Repost from last thread cuz it died before people could call my taste garbage

>>37223399
then how can you trust yourself if the normie is inside you?

>>37223399
Fuck. Alrighty, anon. I'll trust your better judgement.

>>37223435
Because I already know I'm not desirable or fit for a relationship

>>37223417
That's one of the best ones ITT

>>37223417
>I'll blow you if you take out the trash
Don't like whores sorry

>>37223200
>high sex drive and not a vanilla guy
me

>>37219237
Amazing except for no hugs.
cuddling for a whole day is one of my fantasies

>>37223417
>Dark Soul
>Not Demon's Souls
Into the trash

>>37223550
>Pretending to have played Demon's Souls
But what is the true trash here, anon?

>>37220058
Nice setup anon

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>>37222506
Honestly, /fit/ is hard. You'll probably need to either get things tailored from the ground up or go to a big and tall store, fit to match your arms/thighs, then get things altered from there. My cousin is /fit/ too and he needs to buy things 2 sizes up and then get them downsized. That's what tailors are for, and desu most guys probably should be getting their shit altered for best fit.

Some basic tips though are to pick 2-3 colours per outfit and try to stick to them. Make sure you can move your arms in your shirts. Shit that fits your arms but is too baggy otherwise needs to get altered. Also remember it's easier to make clothes smaller than bigger, so if in doubt get a size up and go to a tailor.

>>37223659
>Shit that fits your arms but is too baggy otherwise
Every t-shirt ever
I just want to wear something well-fitting and some nice boots desu.

>>37222557
If you're alright with fashion that's probably cool too, I just want someone with an interest in it rather than a slob who doesn't want to improve.

>>37223713
yep i really enjoy it and would love to improve... the hardest part for me is finding clothes that fit cause i weigh like 105lbs... all my pants except 2 are at the tailor right now...

>>37222114
What's your opinion on NEETs?

This thread made me realize I don't even know what I want

>>37220940

i understand this reference and also appreciate it.

>>37223582
It's like $10 on PSN. Of course I've played it. I usually beat it at least one a year.

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>>37223399
K, fixed it. Now it sucks his dick a little less. Better anon?

>>37223850
>tfw you're redpilled but no chad friends or qt /r9k/ gf to breed and make white babies with

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reposting from the other thread

>>37223850
So you actually do want Chad. Wow okay. Then by all means get pumped and dumped. Women never learn.

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>>37223713
>>37223742

i dress like this. the gats are the most colorful thing i own. help me add color to my wardrobe?

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orignialok cum

>>37223938
Good god quit being a virgin.

>>37223742
Guy fashion does seem pretty strict that way. At least you know what a tailor is though unlike most.

>>37223764
I find NEETs tend to not be able to meet the criteria because they don't have the funds to get into fashion and usually don't have the drive to self-improve. But if they are NEETs trying to get out of NEETdom then I don't really have anything against them.

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>>37221524
There's a weirdo like this on Discord.

>>37223974
Triggered normies are so fun.

Now fuck off from my board.

>>37223988
I'll buy you geimu if you help me pick a pair of shoes I like

>>37223988
How much money do you expect your bf to spend on fashion?
Also what's your job?

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>>37223946

the other i made a bit ago. as you can see my wardrobe really lacks color...

>>37224098
hahahaha what the fuck that looks awful
pls don't make me dress like that, dominant fembot

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>tfw when no tsundere sphinx gf to cuddle

>>37224127

The... tide?

>>37224167
It's man, you dolt. The answer is man.

>>37224167
That's a pegging for you

>>37224198
He obviously wants to get pegged but wants to pretend he HAS to do it so he feels like less of a fag.

>>37224207
>>37224212
Best part of the tsundere sphinx gf desu

>>37224127
>>37224265
>tfw no gf that will roleplay as the sphinx gf for a week

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a shy gf pls

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>>37219169
this one is painfull to look at desu

>>37223946
>>37224098
I like the shoes.
phoenixsaturn#5021, casual /fa/ isn't something I'm super familiar with but I'll try to help.
>>37224090
Nice fashion is expensive, dude.
>>37224110
Looks like pretty typical /fa/ fare. I'm not personally into a lot of /fa/ just because of the overuse of neutrals but if a guy's into /fa/ it shows an interest so that's better than the usual NEET slob fare I tend to see.

>>37219132
>math
>jazz
>ironically watch emoji movie

Besides the drawing, that guy is literally me

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My original girlfriend

that I never had

>>37223200
I'm this to a T, right down to the fashion, pose, and hairstyle.
Do I know you IRL?

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>>37224282
>tfw anon gets ashy gf instead of a shy gf

>>37224390
i sent you a request, i'm #1295

>>37218924
>gf tells me, "Anon, slow down. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair."
that's where it stops being fun

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wife material coming through

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>>37218994
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY MICHAEL GIRA SHRINE!? GET THE FUCK OUT!

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>>37223947
>mfw I made this and somebody actually likes my OC enough to repost it
Great taste by the way.

>>37218994
>tfw i made that

>>37219634
God damnit now you've got me thinking about that record again.
Probably one of the best records of all time.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dof2niwhn3Q

There isn't enough niche gf in this thread

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perfect qt bf for my heart

>>37222114
>tfw I just give little sister money to buy my clothes

Gamed the system.

>>37224922
kek, literally me, with blonde hair and blue eyes.

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Made this for some cunt last time.

>>37224976
Actually Is having blond hair AND blue eyes a bad thing?

>>37220427
next lvl pleb-taste lmao

mb 2 okay-ish artists

>>37224922
All but the clingyness, autism and no friends part.

>>37225047
NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE

>>37224997
No, just one or the other will guarantee light features in offsprings and is a necessity.

>>37225254
Kiss my white toned ass, blonde hair, blue eyes goodbye then, kike

>>37224922
Me. Except I'm not christian, play an instrument or love philosophy. I love clingyness though can't get enough of it. Choose me and let's 14/88

>>37225357
you didn't understand what I meant, I probably didn't phrase it correctly but goodbye nibba

>>37225428
You can't be virtuous if you are not christian.

>>37224922
I don't have physical Aryan qualities, but I have the rest..

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Fuck you fags this the qtest

>>37225578
Are you autistic and retarded? You literally all capped normal fag get out reeeeeee

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>You can't be virtuous if you are not christian.

this loser wants someone who likes philosophy but has never heard of stoicism.

I kekked heartily

>>37223920
>aspie my self
>see this
>a lot of this hit's home

now I just feel even more depressed.

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>>37225858
I humbly disagree

>>37225948
>you are my treasure
qt.
Not as qt as mine

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i just want an equally autistic gf, is that so much to ask?

>>37225880
Yes, that is why I am here.

>>37226131
Fair enough, I wouldn't risk having kids with an Autist.

I don't want my children being losers by default.

>>37218670
>won't share sexual past
>smokes
>ideal
kys

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Seems no one posted her yet

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>>37218670
my current gf, what do you guys think?

>>37218670
What's with the spoon stuff? Keep seeing that on these threads, just seems absurd to be honest (guessing its some inside joke).

>>37226166
This is a world of smoke and mirrors where everything is not as it seems, the autists in this realms are the kings in the heavens.

>>37226298
Only god is king in heaven, sloth is a sin 99% of autists will burn

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the (unattainable) dream

>>37226282
Do you listen to Swans, anon?

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>>37226378
you have some damn good taste anon.

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>>37224838
Seems kinda try hard, do you browse /mu/ at? Can't tell if this is supposed to be related to it or if its based on more personal taste, T-Rex is brilliant by the way, shame no one talks about them.

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i saw this one before and loved it

>>37225902
>life denial is virtue

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>>37226480
yes, i love swans

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>>37226611
Wew, a gf that knows anything about engines would be super cool

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>>37218670
Am I late to the party anon?

Original comment

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>>37218670
I hope im not late
>no wagecuck gf that acts as a sugarmommy

>>37225902
stoicism is what christians ought to be doing if they are true christians and stoics were originally ttheists kys

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>>37218670
Why the fuck are these fucking gay threads popular?

I'm a fat male robot, I don't care about what you want in a girlfriend. I'm not trying to be your girlfriend. Who the fuck clicks through these threads and tries to learn the romantic preferences of anonymous NEET losers on the internet? Y'all are fucking gay as shit.

>>37227094
Ha ha you are fat!

>>37219578
sparisci troia

>>37224540
the highest of nignog keks

>>37223920
This is 100% my idea of a perfect girl desu senpai

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>>37218748
Lost tablet so it's even worse than it should be.
Is it any good?

>>37227535
kind of looks like a dress

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>>37223920
I want to protect her. I will not fail her.

anyone have the hyperactive meme gf?

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>>37227535
i made the best boy template

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>>37222566
this has poop in it. do not click.

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>>37223850
>mfw permanent manic episode and end up making chad friends because act like asshole ironically
>mfw childish slapstick sense of humour or onion layers of irony humour everything else is shit

I'm everything except im really vanilla. I'm not that edgy though

You better have huge tits.

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>>37228158
found it fd

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>>37228290

Good taste OP, that's fucking hot as fuck.

>>37220272
go back towards /hoc/

>>37220272
I work at publix. Tfw no publix bf

how do i find an infinitely depressed gf who doesn't want happiness
i need someone to suicide with and drink vodka with right now

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If the anon who responded to this image with "Contact? :@" in the last thread is out there, you can reach me at [email protected], though from there we can use any contact method you like. Wish I would have woken up and responded before it died. I guess others can contact me, too, if anyone desires to.

>>37227850
>this is me
add in "I wish I was pretty and thin so I was worth something to someone"

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If I ever found this girl I would kill myself with her right then and there

>>37229174
>add in "I wish I was pretty and thin so I was worth something to someone"
Can you be my NEET gf?

>tfw femanons like thin, boyish guys that are into music, vidya and philosophy
>I will never look or like that
>I will never be smart enough to have patrician taste in things like books and music
>I will never be able to cerry on an interesting conversation
>I will never be a girl's ideal

end me lads

>>37229372
>cerry

I meant to type "carry" obviously.

>>37229372
Don't worry anon, even us guys who meet all those requirements never find a femanon gf.

>>37229372
>tfw femanons like thin, boyish guys that are into music, vidya and philosophy
>this is me except I'm mtf
So close

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Reposting mine from yesterday.

[das]

>>37229372
I like chubby boys into anime.

I could never date anyone that weighted less than me.

We can just cuddle and watch movies and giggle together like dumb normies.

>>37219132
Sorry, I'm taken, but don't give up hope bucko