Hug your family thread

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Hello everyone, welcome to the new thread

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>>37173040
I love my brother bunches! I want to do lewd things to him every day.

>>37173040
Imouto status: sick in bed
I can't hug her, OP, she's contagious and in pain.

>>37173148
Do something nice for her

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>>37173063
>>37173063
>>37173063

You're very welcome incestfag. Good luck.

>>37173148
Make sure you take care of your sick imouto!

>>37173107
Don't do that.
>>37173128
Stop saying that every thread, it's annoying.
>>37173148
Hug her anyway, and make some soup for her.

>>37173128
How is he doing? Still feeling bad?
Any chances for a cheer up blowjob?

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>>37173040
Can you people at least put the word incest or imouto in the op so it's easy to filter thanks

>>37173128
I love my nee-chan, I want to hug her and kiss her and hold her hand.

>>37173228
No, fuck you. You can't escape the love.
>>37173236
That's disgusting.

>>37173040
fuck you and fuck these threads

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I love everyone you're all really cute and amazing

>>37173189
>it's annoying
I want my brother's cock Better?

>>37173192
Yeah he is sadly.

>>37173236
>>37173256
>That's disgusting-
-ly adorable, right? Otouto's are so cute.

>>37173040
No can do. Family is 2000 miles away.

>>37173174
i played some pokemon with her to take her mind off things, but i got worried staring at a screen would give her a headache
>>37173189
>>37173191
soup has been made for the past few days, i read her a story before bed last night

i love her so much, she's the reason i do my absolute best because i know i'm setting an example for her

Sister is at home and I'm at college.

Will when I see her though

>>37173353
That's cute anon, how old is she?

>>37173353
This is pure. Bless

>>37173040

>Come here and talk about all things family related. Go hug a member of your family and post results

I remember trying to hug my father once and he got mad and told me that men don't hug because hugging is for faggots.

>>37173378
she's 9. gotta protect her, y'know? i have a lot of cute stories if anyone's interested, though a month back i think i sent a bunch in one of these threads.

>>37173286
Don't say anything unnecessary at the start of threads. If people open the thread and the first thing they see is tripfags saying "I love my brother!" it discourages them from posting.

>>37173424
Any pure cute is definitely welcome. You are a good onii-chan.

>>37173399
>That feel when last thing I did with my father was hug

Tried on a couple of my sister's panties. Thongs are surprisingly comfortable. That's like an indirect hug right?

>>37173353
>>37173424
That's just too cute. Post away, anon.
>>37173438
>Don't
You missed spelled "always"

>>37173438
This is fine >>37173128
It relates to the thread.
This >>37173107 however, isn't.

>>37173457
>>37173510
here's one from just half an hour ago
apparently she's feeling a lot better today, but last night she looked like hell
>wake up
>smell baking
>head downstairs
>imouto making cookies with obaa-san
>she's wearing an apron and holding a massive rolling pin
>she's so smol she needs a little step stool to reach the countertop
>turns around with big smile
>"good morning onii-chan!"
i almost got a nosebleed right there

>>37173558
That's so cuuuuuuuute I love little kids

>>37173508
I would judge but I've stolen my sisters panties before

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>>37173570
What a coincidence, I love little kids too.

>>37173558
Now I have diabetes from how sweet that was, thanks anon.

>>37173558
Cute af, more!

>>37173508
This is weird because I always thought male underwear is kinda more comfy. Airy.

>>37173591
I wanna have kids so bad

>>37173647
That is so not what I meant

>>37173643
>new thread, no trip
Every time.

>>37173558
did she legit say "onii-chan"?

>>37173643
>wearing underwear when you could be ready for sex at all times

>>37173658
I was trying to deflect, anon.

>>37173701
Your brother works long hours, yes? How well do you think you'd be able to take care of kids?

>>37173590
I sniffed them before but was really disappointed they just smelled like laundry, guess she must change them often. Feeling them did nothing for me either. I had a free house today and it just hit me that it could be how long again until I'm sure no one's around. So I went into her room, stripped off, tried some on and modeled for myself in the mirror. I wouldn't steal them though, I'd be too afraid of getting caught.

>>37173643
Maybe it was because I only had them on for less than a minute each.

>>37173720
I'd absolutely be a good sister-wife and take great care of the kids, anon.

>>37173570
>>37173609
>>37173610
>>37173673
can't post more at the moment, we're playing lego star wars on the ol' gamecube
>did she actually call you onii-chan
no, not actually, but she did call me big bro in our language
>inb4 what language
slav

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I love when my sister's panties hug my face as my hand hugs my penis

>>37173745
That remains to be seen, don't you think?

>>37173684
I'm still ready for it all the time, but boyshorts are still comfy.

>>37173776
>rub the tip of your penis off it
>rest well knowing your dick indirectly touched a vagina

>>37173812
I'd be too concerned about accidentally ruining the delightful scent.

>>37173866
I was worried for a bit that my cock had that salty liquid coating it at the time and it may have been too strong a stench, but they didn't smell nice to begin with.

>>37173755
Leto Star Wars was my childhood bruh

>>37173991
That's a worry of mine as well

>>37173787
I feel pretty confident, though.

>>37174044
Didn't you, when you tried to give him a blowjob? When you tried to get him to stick his dick in you?

>not sniffing your sisters pantyhose

Used sister pantyhose is the best

>>37174063
What do you mean tried? What did I try?

>>37174119
Forget all the times you chickened out?

>>37174129
Are you thinking of Clog or Laura?

>>37174081
I would love to but mine doesn't wear them.

>>37174146
Why would they chicken out?

>>37173991
>but they didn't smell nice to begin with

Luckily I can't say the same about the pair I got my hands on.
They smell heavenly.

God I want to taste her holes.

>>37174129
I chicken out of sexual acts. I won't chicken out of being a parent >.>

>>37174223
Mine smelled like powder or some shit. Not even any skid marks. They left me feeling disappointed and slightly worried I'd get pink eye.

>>37174150
I wonder if clog or Austria or Laura or Kissy wear them?

>>37174237
Then how will you get impregnated?

>>37174325
Occasionally but not often honestly. I just recently found out that people wear panties under pantyhose and that just seems weird to me.

>>37174337
aniki already blew his wad three times inside her

>>37174389
Cute. What about your sister? Does she wear them?

>>37174325
Yeah when I wear skirts I either wear pantyhose or stockings when I go out, which is not very often. Not around the house though.

>>37174337
this >>37174390 but more than 3 times now.

>>37174389
>people wear panties under pantyhose and that just seems weird to me
Why? Should it be over?

>>37174428
You're supposed to wear one pair under and another over to stop them slipping down.

>>37174417
Occasionally with skirts, but not that much either I'd say. It's comfy sometimes though.

>>37174428
Yes you were the panties over them so the hose doesn't fall down. And to feel like a superhero.

>>37174492
>over them
I mean I'm no girl but that doesn't seem right. Or sexy.

I just like the look and texture of pantyhose. And the smell if it belongs to someone cute like my sister

>>37174492
>were
wear* duh

>>37174518
It's neither, I prefer wearing them without any panties but some girls seem to wear pantyhose almost like pants (and more than one day in a row) so they wear panties with them.

>>37174325
Sorry anon I don't own any, closest I have is just plain black tights and stockings.

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>>37174538
>I prefer wearing them without any panties

>>37174566
They're basically underwear, not any sexier than normal panties honestly. Just peeling them off is sexier.

Swimsuits > underwear desu

>>37174585
I don't know. If you have really nice legs, it complements your figure and makes you look sexier or at least cuter.

>>37174656
I honestly think long legs in panties look way cuter than in pantyhose.

>>37174616
I know she has swimsuits, I just don't know what drawer.

>>37174713
Different tastes I guess.

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>>37174616
naked apron > swimsuits.

>>37174713
I'm sure you'd look great in panties or pantyhose.

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>>37174818
At least someone has taste.

>read these threads last year
>good faps
>forgot about them
>found it today
>see the thread now
>vomit

>imouto never knocks
>imouto walks in on me changing several times
>the first time she was super shocked, but every subsequent time she pretended to be casual, almost teasing about it
>yell at her to knock every time, but she never does
>whenever we play around and rough house, it always ends up with her grabbing my leg and holding it between her thighs and on her crotch
>she snuggles my leg and refuses to let go of it for an hour
>every single time
G-guys, she's still little, how do I get her to stop doing these things?

>>37174897
Well you've missed kissy's lewd greentexts.

>>37174952
Let her rub off on your leg, don't be a bad aniki.

>>37174952
Easy, teach her how to masturbate properly.

>>37174952
she's just curious, she probably doesn't know she's doing anything weird.

>>37174897
These threads weren't made specifically for you, faggot. If you don't like it, buzz off.

>>37174952
That's cute and hot.

>>37174952
Actually she might not even know what she's doing, thinking about it. Maybe talk to her about it unless that'd horribly embarrass her.

>>37174897
Nobody cares about your opinion dude, I love these threads

when I pee in the shower it smells like spaghetti sauce

oregano

>>37174325
I very rarely don't dress "like a boy" as I've been told. Basically that means all of my pants aren't skin tight
>>37176294
That's amazing

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>>37173040
my oniichan came to visit last week and he gave me a hug when he left

>tfw sister is the only girl you've seen naked

>>37176362
Are you attracted to him?

>>37174952
If she's young, it's best just to ask her about what she's feeling and explain to her why she can't be doing things like what she does.

>>37176565
Agreed with that. I had that conversation with my little sister and it was at first pretty embarrassing for both of us but it's something that needs to be done, I think. She might genuinely be confused about new blossoming feelings and it's important she knows what's going on.
More than enough girls even accidentally hurt themselves trying some stupid bullshit they see online or think will feel good. Talk to her.

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>>37176385
n-no i just like that he's slowly giving me more attention.


he bullied me a lot when i was little, and was never very nice to me (he was just following after our father in that sense).

>>37176628
>I had that conversation with my little sister

Really? greentext it maybe?

>>37176704
If he confessed to you, would you be disgusted?

>>37176704
Oh, so you're just tsun. Guess the imouto and the tsun gene really are the same.

Sorry to hear about the father and brother thing though.

>>37176712
Not much to tell.
>little sister is fidgety
>figure she's getting to that age and feel older-sister smugness and a little bit of Schadenfreude because I know how it can be
>don't want to bring it up though because I don't wanna embarrass her
>we are pretty close so if she wants to talk, she knows she can come to me or my older sister
>eventually she does
>try not to grin like an idiot and instead make her comfortable
>tell her it's perfectly normal, everyone does it, there's nothing wrong with doing it often either, but to be safe and don't try weird stuff she sees online
>show her a few sex-ed things but she's pretty knowledgeable anyway
>she asks me if I ever do it
>shrug and say sure, I said everyone
>how often anon
>"probably more than you, but I've been practicing for longer"
>crunches up her face
>you're so gross oh my Goddd
>laugh and hug her
>"don't touch me after saying that, ew ew ew"
She's adorable.

>>37176902
It's not exactly the same thing. I thought she was touching you inappropriately like that other anon's imouto

>>37176973
Oh, no, nothing like that. I just noticed she's getting fidgety and moving around nervously and stuff, the usual signs. And she was just about 14 so I figured it's just hormones but there was never anything inappropriate she did with me.

>>37177018
How would you feel if she confessed to you and both of your sisters were in love with you?

>>37177018
>fidgety

As in finger tapping and playing with her hands a lot? That is pretty cute

>>37177049
No way, I'm pretty sure she's straight. And we're getting along well enough but in no way comparable to what my older sister and I have (and we were closer even before anything romantic started, I'd say).
I'd feel horrible if she actually had any serious feelings for me, though. On one hand she's too young and I love her, but just like a normal older sister does. But on the other hand I was her age when I started getting feelings for my older sister and I know how fucking awful the fear of rejection and shame and disgust feels, and I would not want to do anything to hurt her.
Suffice to say I'm glad it's really really unlikely.

>>37177110
Playing with her hair a lot, rubbing her thighs together, not able to sit still, that kinda stuff. But yeah it's cute.

>>37177163
You're a kind soul. I'd be having the biggest crush on you right now if you were straight.

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what did the wrapper mean by this???

>>37177233
T-thanks anon.
Maybe it's just because I'm not around guys a lot IRL but it seems like I'm much more "desired" online than offline. Not that I want to be desired by guys obviously, it's just something odd I noticed.

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>>37177300
>>37177300
>what did the wrapper mean by this???
>mfw I see it

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>>37176771
He wouldn't though because he has a girlfriend.

>>37176899
im not tsun!

>>37177379
Just hypothetically speaking he confessed to you. Would you reciprocate?

>>37177341
Hey, if I was born with different genitalia I'd still be crushing out on you.

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>>37177300
Lel, is that fucking 5-gum?

>>37177453
If you were born with different genitalia I might've lewded you a bit.
Really though, this is a good thread and it's been helping me a lot and it's also tons of fun talking to you guys.

>>37177521
Eating you out would be heavenly

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>grew up not poor but pretty close
>chads and stacys were rich as fuck
>divorced or 1 parent though
>I had my original set and still do
>at least got to hug them and see them everyday unlike those smug bastards at school

>>37177379
>im not tsun!
Of course you're not sweet heart, now go and call your Onii-chan and tell him you miss him but not because you like him or anything.

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>>37177558
I'm pretty sure getting eaten out would be heavenly too. Fuck. Really heavenly.

>>37177657
If I were a girl, I'd do it to you right now

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>>37177721
Aaaand of course my sister starts feeling sick *today*.

>>37177341
I can answer that.

First of all, /r9k/ is overwhelmingly introverted, and you're an introvert's wet dream in a lot of ways. Second of all, you're not easily offended and you're chill.

Another thing is that most people don't know what you look like, so they can easily picture you exactly the way they want (although I've seen a pic of you and would date you if you liked men)

Oh and your dad raised you to be intelligent and cultured, and despite that you still like vidya and guys love that

>>37177721
That's taking it too far imo

>>37177773
someone should make a "cleaner" version, with the pillow soaking wet from her tears and her makeup visibly runny

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>>37177865
That makes sense, I suppose. Especially the whole 'build your own dream girl" thing with imagining what I might look like and filling cracks and blank spots in my personality with what they'd prefer.
And I'm pretty sure everyone on here likes vidya, anyway.
Speaking of which, Rising Storm Vietnam is way fun. I've been listening to CCR all day and sniping gooks just doesn't stop being fun.

>>37177899
>not a version with the pillow soaking wet from her tears and a noticeable wet spot on the side from where Elsa's rubbed herself off on it before post-orgasmic shame overwhelmed her

In other news, I'm literally Hitler.

>>37177773
>>37177865
Sorry Austria. I didn't mean to go too far

>>37178010
>Vietnam
>CCR

>not The Doors and Rolling Stone

>>37178031
No worries. I'm aware I kinda encourage it with all the lewdposting.

>>37178064
>he doesn't even Run through the Jungle
I mean, I love them too obviously (especially the Stones, I always thought Morrison was too forcefully poetic in his lyrics)
>no Jefferson Airplane
>no Animals
My father is turning 67 this year and I grew up hearing nothing but that music.

>>37178010
nah I'm telling you, you're knowledgeable, witty and sharp. At least compared to a lot of posters here. Males also relate to the way you think a lot, you're a no-bullshit kind of person but you still know how to have fun.

My family was worried that I had left everything and ran off.
They sent my sister to come and check on me, she took me to get breakfast.

>>37178136
>My father is turning 67 this year
Jesus, see Laura your father could have had children with you, oh well the bright side is that your parents can still give you the sibiling you always wanted.

>>37178136
>I always thought Morrison was too forcefully poetic in his lyrics

shut up and ride this snake

>>37178191
Yeah, my best friends grandfather is younger than my dad, haha.
But then again he's always said the secret to a good marriage was "manwhoring his way through Asia during the prime of his life"
I sure hope he's mostly joking.

>>37178204
Only if you light my fire.

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>>37178204
>>37178231
Okay... This is happening
Also
>Austria is Hitler
Guess it's just genetic with you
>>37178191
ME NOT HAVING BABIES WITH HIM WASNT MY CHOICE
REEEEE
Also, my moms 47 so I don't think her carrying a child is a good idea

The only family I have are a half-brother and half-sister who are both horrible people. The rest including mom and dad have passed away now.

>>37174418
Kissy I just hope your brother gets well soon and that he can fill you again

I had an 9 hour nap and I have to be up in 6 hours so yeet, guess I'll die

>>37178269
>Putin is on a "murderous villain list" together with Hitler and Idi Amin
I mean I'm no fan of Putin but c'mon.

>>37178306
Putin isn't that bad and Austria is not Hitler my girlfriend is, and I mean this literally. She is aryan, racist towards everything but still loving. We literally plotted the 4th Reich and it's creation

>>37178393
Post pic of Aryan qt

>>37178306
Yea that kinda pissed me off, but hey, I'll take Putin
All this talk of culture...too bad I'm city scum
>>37178393
I'm okay with this

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>>37178010
>>37178269
scrubzzz

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>>37178419
phone posting so idk if it works
>>37178478
She is my everything and I'm overly emotional about her, I just want to protect her and make her world a fairy tale
we roleplay as brother/sister a lot but nothing lewd so far

>>37178586
that is

literally a man senpai

>>37178645
You mean her being a man ? ._.

>>37178668
Yes. How new to 4chan are you exactly?

>>37178580
>Commie
Yea no
>>37178586
She's a qt anon

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Just a driveby question, are you guys going to be adding in Eromanga stuff or just stick with Oreimo?

Or is Eromanga too overt for your tastes?

>>37178700
I'm no dirty commie. Lenin just happened to be pretty badass

>>37178695
She ain't a man, she is a girl I swear on my life, but think what you will
when it comes to fear you are right, she is a man, she is not afraid of anything and I mean anything

>>37178700
Thanks laura ^^

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>>37178586
Well, there goes another hair style to add to my drawing list. Hope you two are hapoy.
>>37178715
Oreimo? Eromanga? Senpai, let me show you an better duo out there. I'll charge you for the next schooling though.

>>37178580
>literally commie scum
Ew.

>>37178715
I don't mind it, going by picture I've seen its cute but I heard it's not really great?

>>37178715
>going to be adding in Eromanga stuff
adding as in?

>Or is Eromanga too overt for your tastes?
Pfftt, I'm enjoying the shit out of the show, literally has everything any anime should aspire to be; blatant loli sexualization.

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>>37178814
You should give it a try. It's literally made by the same guy that did Oreimo. It's pretty fun and cute. One of the more enjoyable shows this season that I'm watching.

>>37178819
Well you all post Oreimo for the thread OP and sporadically, from what I've seen. I figured it'd just get mixed in.

>>37178814
perhaps if fascist Europe had been rallied by someone like Lenin minus his ideals, we would be speaking on Mars via innernet brain implants

Never been on these threads before, can someone please explain everything with the incest and tripfags?

>>37178861
Yeah, I know it is, I just heard it's basically more of the same but lacking the originals charm.
But that's /a/s opinion, and they like to shit on everything anyway.

>>37178891
We should've just let Churchill go through with Unthinkable tbqh famalam. Imagine it.

>>37178861
Well Oreimo is more well known, not many people ITT are watching it, but I wouldn't mind a Sagiri OP.

I haven't seen a single member of my family in 9 years ;___;

>>37178813
We are, tl;dr of us is she saved me from suicide, I saved her a month later, got together and we are happier than ever
she plays vidya and watches anime so we kinda got to roleplaying and when she calls me her onii-chan I literally can't from it

So you got actually married beargguy, how are the two of you ?

>>37178813
>I'll charge you for the next schooling though.
Fight me faggot.

>>37178925
>We should've just let Churchill go through with Unthinkable tbqh famalam. Imagine it.

No cold war? No thanks

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>>37178925
Never fully trust /a/. Give it the ole 3 episode trial.

>>37178929
She's literally the cutest. All of the dancing in the OP/ED, and that rant in the latest episode at Muramasa

>>37178925
>go through with Unthinkable
https://youtu.be/epW5ktfYt9Q
I think you'd like this channel overall
I haven't checked my sub feed for YouTube in 4 months, so I guess I'll binge what I've missed soon

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>>37179002
>not wanting eternal bloody war until the Commie is no more
Pleb

>>37179024
Yeah, fair enough. I'll check it out.

>>37179024
>She's literally the cutest
Agreed.

> that rant in the latest episode at Muramasa
Truly how an alpha imouto deals with the bitches.

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>>37178944
Well I'm absolutely glad that you both are okay now. I'd never wish anyone to go into a rut of that kind and start having those thoughts. Stay happy.
>married
Ha. I just gave her a ring, so kinda. But hey, what we have is better than nothing. We're very well at the moment, and hopefully it stays that way.

>>37179059
>wanting to martyrize commies
>not wanting to compete with them until the inevitable dialectical conclusion which would start an actual space age

I'm sick of leftists pushing their agenda on things. Now we have commie fucks everywhere whining about muh equality. Should have just let Hitler won

>>37179263
>martyrize
There would be nobody left to care about their martyrdom because they'd all also be dead, duh.

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>>37179059
I am a proud owner of this book and anyone that gets to know it is surprised, some even stop talking to me, those are dead to meI gassed them huehuehue
>>37179164
Yeah I wouldn't wish anyone to go through something I went through when she attempted it, I can green text it if anyone is interested I was literally so ready to do it I had a bullet with my name carved into it, the edge was strong in me

>>37179267
am the guy who got Lenin, I don't disagree. These days it goes deeper than equality; people are not only acknowledging the aging of the white race, they're content with being replaced by brownies.

I think Hitler made a mistake when he tried to purge slavs. He should have tried to gain more support in Eastern Europe

>>37179321
but the UK and US weren't fascists. If Unthinkable had been successful, we'd have a similar economic neoliberal post-war order, but with a larger sphere of influence, don't you think?

>>37179267
>>37179059
>>37179321
Fuck, I don't know who to agree with
A century long glorious war with commies after defeating the Nazis and nips seems fantastic. But what if the Nazis just won?

>>37179388
Niggers, spics, ching chongs, liberals and commie scum, they should all be exterminated

>>37179460
>but what if the Nazis just won
Have you read Fatherland? My life probably would've been pretty much the same, and yours too.

>tfw no trap otouto
bring me death

>>37179461
The nukes calmed the gooks down enough to make them docile, they're too scared to hurt anyone but each other

>>37179460
>But what if the Nazis just won?
Is there something wrong with that outcome? Are you a commie?

>>37179493
...no, I'm not classy enough for reading
It looks interesting though, if I ever work up the will to try and culture myself I'll look into that
>>37179534
God no I'm not a commie, but exterminating the commies and the Nazis winning is an axis victory at the end of the day, and the Nazis were still socialists

I bet Austria would've happily gone all Krupp in the 3rd Reich

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>>37179493
>In the novel, the bedrock of Nazi ideology is still the policy of blaming subversive and minority groups for Germany's economic and social problems [...] homosexuals, incest,

>>37179520
this is true of the nips. But the future is yellow I'm afraid, it's only a matter of time until China becomes an actual superpower, unless they have a huge economic relapse

>>37179620
>the Nazis were still socialists
They were actually corporatist syndicalists.

The world would be much better if the Nazis won. But they didn't and now we have fucking niggers shitting up everything. I wish our legal system wasn't so cucked, or I'd shoot any I see on the street

>>37179620
>and the Nazis were still socialists

Socialism back then was different. Kinda like liberalism is not the same as it was. Nazis encouraged competition and strength, unlike commies. The biggest similarity between the two is the totalitarianism

>>37179644
China is on the edge of becoming the new superpower, imo by 2018 they will be there
I think they will do just fine as the new superpower but I don't want it to happen

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>>37179620
Well, there's a movie too, but I don't know if it's good. I really recommend the book though.

>>37179630
>implying I wouldn't just join the Bund Deutscher Maedchen and become the fuck toy for some Aryan domme a full head taller than me

>>37179620
>Nazis were still socialists
I love you Laura. Whenever people accuse me of being a Nazi I say I'd never support a pleb party for workers.
I can't find this political cartoon with Hitler showing his voters and his financiers the NSDAP sign with different words underlined depending on who's asking.

Sometimes I wish my little sister was a lot closer to my age than she is, becausd as it currently stands she's very young and doesn't understand much of the world, or much of anything, so she's not old enough yet to have deep life talks, play serious vidya, or watch chinese cartoons. Anyone else here shre my feel?

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>try to hug sister
>she says "get away from me you creep"
She's so cute, what a tsun.

>>37179750
>China is on the edge of becoming the new superpower

People have been saying this for years, but China still has nowhere near the GDP per capita of the US, nor its power projection. Their equipment is outdated and their HDI way lower than it should be. It's going to happen, but not in the near future

>>37179831
Which is why we must exterminate the slanty eyed fucks before it's too late.

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>>37177623
o-okay I'll go do that now..

>>37179849
Trump would have been the first step towards that, if he had actually taken measures towards lessening our reliance on Chinese exports

>>37179876
Trump was always a cuck, he's just less of one compared to the other candidates. Soon though. Soon we'll get someone who'll do the right thing and make America truly great again.

>>37179876
Trump is a worldwide meme imo, I expected the wall to be up already with the way he talked about it. But I still think it's not as bad as Clinton would be

>>37179766
I demand that you do this:

http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_type_of_right_winger_are_you_1

>>37179916
>>37179943
>>37179750
>>37179620
Back to >>>/pol/
None of this conversation has anything to do with the OP

>>37179644
One of my favorite screencaps
>>37179662
I looked into that and cant find anything relating it to Nazi Germany
>>37179723
Even today socialism encourages competition, but under heavy regulation
>>37179766
I love you too

>>37179958
Never been to /pol/ anon, I always was afraid to visit other boards outside of /r9k/ and I just kinda tried to join on the topic
I don't even know how to post properly, guess 3 and a half years of lurking are not enough I guess

>>37179958
Fuck off leftist scum

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>>37179943
Ta-dah. Way too American generally.
But >>37179958 is right desu, this thread is for imouto hugging not for politics.

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>>37180089
Yea I'll end my share of the political talk here, kinda got caught up in it

>>37180089
>>37180267
Ah. You're both cuckservatives instead of caring about the influx of niggers, Jews, Mudslimes and other degenerate races taking us over. What a shame.

>>37180089
Austria I have a question for you of lewd origin and I'd rather take advice from a girl on this
how do I eat a girl out properly

>>37180267
>>37180089
oh there's chemistry there. You two need to relieve all this sexual tension

>>37180384
She doesn't know, she's never done it or had it done to her. The one most qualified to answer this would probably be Beargguy

>>37180455
On well, I just want advice from a real person instead of some site telling me what to do as I don't trust any of that shit

>>37180353
The bigger issue is that they don't see the state as the highest political end

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>>37180384
>he's asking the dyke who's never eaten anyone out for sex advice
Wew.
I guess focus on the clit most of all but not exclusively because it kinda gets oversensitive. Kiss down her belly and the inside of her thighs, tease a lot until she's grabbing your head and pushing it into her crotch so you stop being such a tease. Then steady, regular licks on and around her clit once it's showing properly. Wiggle it around with your tongue a bit. Circular motions. Once she's getting there, add a finger or two when she's close so you can feel her contract on your fingers.
Disclaimer: Literally no idea if that works but it'd definitely work on me if oral works like hands stuff. But every girl is different.

>>37180554
Thanks, really, this gave me at least some solid idea on how I should do

This randomly struck my mind but when/how did you find out you're a dyke

>>37180488
Wouldn't the best person to ask is your girlfriend? She knows her own body the best, or at least that's the line of thinking we've been going with. My sister doesn't like too much direct contact She's actually complained that it's "too much" but stupid me thought that meant good.. it doesn't, at least for her Usually lick around instead of focusing too much on it after that.

Just ask her and bump your heads on the walls until you both start getting on the right track.

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>>37180688
You're welcome, if it doesn't do anything for her it'll be your fault, but if it gets her toes curling I'll take full responsibility.
Kinda always had a feeling. But you know, puberty and hormones happening, start crushing on girls, admiring girls on TV, etc. At an age where my friends would suddenly start talking about boys being cute I just kept thinking how cute *they* are.

>>37180688
Here
>>37123889

originol stuff

>>37180772
Thanks anon. I was too lazy to search the archives desu.
But now I'm thinking about the bitch again, dammit. Anyone wanna go with me and hunt blonde whores for sport pls?

>>37180741
Well I did ask her but since we both are virgins we are going to go blindly at it
>>37180759
>>37180772
The green text made me giggle a bit, tho I'm kinda sorry you lost your friend

I'm gonna try sleeping because in Like 4 hours my cheesecake will be done and I want to eat it fresh as possible so good night thread
wish lots of sister/brother hugging to all of you out there that can do it

>>37180940
Go at it blindly Slavanon, learning together is part of the fun. Ask her what she usually does to herself and what feels good. Practice a lot together.
Also good night and >tfw now craving cheese cake
Stop it already body.

>>37180940
>blindly
Keep at it. It's pretty funny to be honest, or at least that's how we see it as when we're doing stuff together. Good night.

>>37180353
I'm doing my part by having lots of white babies
>>37180428
No, I'm straight

>Come to my comfy imouto thread to read all the updates.
>There's /pol/ shit
The shitposters were right.

>>37179826
Nothing a good dicking can't solve.

>>37179862
So how did it go?

>>37180428
Agreed.

>>37181048
>I'm doing my part by having lots of white babies
Don't be silly. I can't get you pregnant but I'd love to try.

>>37180089
England should have made Churchill God King desu

This is why those dirty Brits suck now desu

>>37180554
>elsanna_90
>90
How many do you have?

>>37181048
You'll have A kid, if any at all.

>>37181425
H-haha, just a few hundred or so

>>37181506
Do you truly think Frozen was that good of a movie? Or is elsanna just cute?

>>37181048
You're like a 1 or 2 on the kinsey scale. Austria might tip that over to 2 if you let her

>>37181506
I have thousands of fetish drawings, step it up senpai.

>>37181532
Frozen was super cute and I love the music, but it's not even top 10 of my favorite movies. All the Elsanna fanfiction and pics etc though, yeah I'm way into that.

>>37181545
I'd pull her all across the scale.

>>37181546
Of what fetish?

>>37181636
/d/ tier stuff

>>37181222
>Implying you'd he the Dom in our relationship
You're not much bigger than me or assertive, you're probably one of the few people I could bully sexually
>>37181425
Fucking kek, nice catch
>>37181497
That's rude, I want 3 at least
>>37181545
Nah I'm not gay, I'm not attracted to girls
>>37181636
Oh you're just too lewd

>>37181755
That's not very specific. Dickgirls?

>>37181809
>I'm not attracted to girls
You're such a liar smol girl.

>>37181814
>futa
>/d/ tier

oh sweet summer child

>>37181809
>You're not much bigger than me
You wish, smol.
>or assertive
Got a point there, but maybe it'd be fun trying.
But of course if you're deadset on sexually bullying me, I won't argue.

>Oh you're just too lewd
>too lewd
I don't understand, Laura.

>>37181870
I haven't been on /d/ in years, I thought it was dickgirls central?

>>37181636
I can imagine your top movies are all obscure dramas from the 60s

>>37181636
Your favorites are all American action flicks with Arnold, right?

>>37181911
Vore and diapers no doubt

>>37181944
Only Guess Who's Coming To Dinner, Dr Strangelove and Plein Soleil. If I had to go straight for anyone, I'd pick young Alain Delon.

>>37181990
Just Predator and Last Action Hero desu.
And LAH more for Dance than Schwarzenegger.

>>37182044
Dr Strangelove is not obscure though, I love Kubrick

>>37182044
You're a real American desu

>>37182077
I don't think either of those are particularly obscure yeah.

>>37182078
How do you mean? Should I have said Sound of Music? It's from the 60s too.
I've actually never seen Sound of Music. It's like the one thing people online always ask about Austria and are shocked that I haven't seen it.

>>37182128
Sound of Music is gay af

Don't watch it, or you'll get a gay bug and it's going to lay its gay eggs inside you

>>37181857
Does everyone think I'm gay now?
>>37181911
You're maybe an inch and a half taller than me
And I take back my statement, I found a way to fetishise you trying to dominate me

>>37182276
I said you were a one or two on the Kinsey scale, that's far from gay, it's not even bisexual

>>37182190
Yeah it sounded gay as fuck.

>>37182276
>Does everyone think I'm gay now?
Well, Laura, I mean -
>I found a way to fetishize you
Yeah, you're so gay. Fetishize me more, Laura-senpai.

>>37182128
>Kubrick
>Action Flicks
>Constitutionist

True American

>>37182355
And here I was thinking I couldn't love her more.

why can't dick-loving girls be like her

>>37178900
This is pretty standard for /r9k/, how long have you been here?

>>37182355
>>37182406
I mean, my sister has similar tastes like me, and she likes dick too.
But if any of you touch her I'll kill you.

>>37182447
>But if any of you touch her I'll kill you.
>implying you could even stop me
Nobody can beat the cock.

>>37182447
I thought you said you weren't yandere?

Purest love possible.

>>37182044
I had a long period I was obsessed with Alien and Predator (my parents said covenant was good by the way), I watched them when I was maybe 6 or 7 and again when I was 13ish
Check out Sicario if you like action
it's also a prerequisite for leading me
>>37182292
>More than incidentally homosexual
The fuck does that mean
>>37182348
Oh please, in not fetishising you, I'm fetishising being so pathetic that I can be dominated by you of all people

>>37182496
Can you fetishize yourself being dominated by me next?
Make sure to imagine yourself completely helpless, I like it rough.

>>37182447
I'd never let my enthusiasm of tasteful women stand in the way of true love. Destroying something beautiful on a whim would be an insult to myself

Did you see her at all today?

>>37182582
>>37182481
I think she meant her younger sister, you know the one that loves cocks.

>>37182496
if you've done gay stuff, any gay stuff at all but don't recognize that girls can be hot, you're a 1. If you're attracted to girls and aware of it, you're a 2.

>>37182601
her older sister is supposedly predominantly straight

>>37182476
Not the cock.
Why do I remember that picture?

>>37182481
I'm not. Just protective. Because she's mine.

>>37182496
>Laura was obsessed with Gigerian dick/pussy symbolism as a teen
Colour me surprised.
I still haven't seen Sicario but I've heard it's good.
"more than incidentally homosexual" probably translates to "occasionally shlicking to gay stuff".

>>37182582
Yeah, it's like 1:30am but she just came down and we might watch a movie or something. Hopefully something.

>>37173040
What the fuck is wrong with you pervets? Ugh, you should all be rotting in a jail cell. Incest is ILLEGAL. Why can't you sick degenerates find someone other than your little sister to defile?

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This test is a little wonky. I picked zero Christian related options and the only thing remotely alt right I picked was that culture is important.

>>37182601
>>37182644
My younger sister doesn't love cocks because she's too young and innocent for that, I was talking about my older one.
That being said the same thing goes for my imouto, she's not for touching.

>>37182496
I hope a penis monster scares you

>>37182651
Instructions unclear, sister is now pregnant.

>>37182707
Please I bet I could mind break your little sis in less than a day.

>>37182707
You Europeans are all lewd, just give it another year or so

>>37182651
Killing yourself is also illegal, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't do it.

>>37182558
>Can you fetishize yourself being dominated by me next?
No
>Make sure to imagine yourself completely helpless
That's sorta the point
>>37182615
I haven't done anything gay and I know when I girl is attractive because I'm not blind, but that doesn't mean I personally am I attracted to them
>>37182645
Well watch it
I don't watch gay porn

>>37182651
Incest is a victimless crime, as long as children won't happen. Too large of a chance to fuck the child up for life.

>>37182780
>I haven't done anything gay

You've flirted with Austria, that's something

>>37182754
>>37182757
Do NOT lewd the imouto. At least not mine.
Seriously though I'm aware she's not a little girl anymore and that I can't stop it. But she got her head screwed on right so I'm pretty sure she won't fall prey to some dudebro and that's what matters.

>>37182780
Please. I barely watch gay porn either and I'm super fricking gay. Most porn just sucks.

>>37182841
Bring her to the US so you can carry a gun on you at all times, that will deter them off.

>>37182439
Five years, but I've only ever came for depression and memories

Are there any girls or very cute, feminine boys here who will be my sister? I'm an ugly, creepy pervert btw. Britfags only.

>>37182941
Don't doxx 80% of /r9k/ like that

>>37182841
>Most porn just sucks
What you don't have your computer filled with Blacked videos? R9K says all White women do. I'm just kidding yeah most porn sucks. Female POV porn is okay if done right tho
>>37182941
>Britfags only
Well I could have been your neesan/imouto if this weren't the bar set

>>37182970
Hey welcome back kissy. How're you feeling?

>>37182941
Another siblingless Britfag? Are we that common?
Go away too >>37182970 Kissy is my nee-san!

>>37182970
Hey kissy how's it going? How are thing's between you and your brother, he in the mood for lewd yet?

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>>37182970
>Well I could have been your neesan/imouto if this weren't the bar set
Don't play with my feelings, you succubus.

>>37182970
You okay, Kissy? Enjoy your nap?

>>37182970
Are you feeling better?
>female POV is okay though
I sure hope you mean female masturbation POV, or I shall taunt you a second time.

>>37182840
Jokingly flirted
>>37182841
Yea good porn is hard to find, I just use my imagination often

>>37183018
No she is mine
Fight me

>>37183018
Can't she be both our nee-sans?

>>37183086
>Jokingly flirted

You were pretty serious about lewding Austria over email, don't be tsun

>>37183004
>>37183055
>>37183083
Really bad headache. The lack of sleep kind. Still sad though because he's still distant
>>37183018
hugs my protective otouto
>>37183085
Nope :^)

>>37183060
>you succubus
I'm not a succubus I just like to make people happy

>>37183086
Sames. And fanfiction obviously.

>>37183134
Shit taste, titcow. Amateur masturbation is literally the only bearable 3D porn.

>>37183134
>>37183188
Get a room you two sluts

>>37183177
Well, since you're not in the UK anyway... do your private parts smell bad?

>>37183188
>Amateur masturbation is literally the only bearable 3D porn

What's wrong with professional lesbian porn?

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>>37183134
>hugs my protective otouto
>mfw

>>37183125
It was a test to see if she could actually lewd me a bit
>>37183188
Did you send kissy a video of...
Anyhow
Amateur is always better than professional
I read this Overwatch fanfic of Dva and 76 once and it was bretty great, didn't even mean to find it

>>37183310
You're really cozy in that closet huh?

>>37183310
>D.va
>and 76
You found some dadcest, typical.

>>37183188
98% of porn is bad
>>37183223
wtf? No I keep myself clean.
>>37183276
This still makes me lol>>37183310
>Did you send kissy a video of...
What did you mean by this?

>>37183310
>It was a test to see if she could actually lewd me a bit

As a straight guy, I would never do the same if I didn't have some "curiosity" towards the same sex. plus you said it was because you were horny [insert lesbian joke about spaghetti getting wet]

>>37183271
It's mostly gay-for-pay women with fake tits having fake orgasms, there's no passion. It's all so clinical and not to get feministy but it's all made for guys and just doesn't hit my taste.

>>37183310
>send kissy a video of...
God, no, don't be lewd.
Would you want one, though?
>D.Va x 76
You are so predictable Laura, it's cute.

>>37183364
>wtf? No I keep myself clean.
I'm glad. An onee-san who smells would be suboptimal.

>>37183410
>An onee-san who smells
You stop that, Kissy-nee smells like roses and summer days. Not that I'll ever find out

Kissy smells nice no matter what.

>>37183486
you could ask the guy who met up with her

>>37183486
>>37183496
But what if she just had a couple galons of Onii-sperm dumped all over her body.

>>37183389
>Needing passion to get off
Fucking normalfags.

>>37183486
>Not that I'll ever find out
Her hands smelled like vanilla lotion and her bair smelled like lavender shampoo

youre welcome

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>>37183517
Pic inexorably related.

>>37183539
What did her anus smell like?

>>37183339
Not gay
>>37183364
Lewd stuff
>>37183373
NOT GAY
>>37183389
I would not like one, that would be gay, and I am not
>>37183348
AND FOR BOTH OF YOU
THE AGE GAP WASNT A THING FOR ME, SHE STARTED OFF ALL COCKY AND HE BROKE HER BY JUST REPEATEDLY FUCKING HER AND COVERING HER IN GOO
IT WAS HOT

>>37183557
Please stop this. Thanks.

>>37183605
What about her pussy?

>>37183592
>NOT GAY

You haven't said the magic word yet, so I will never believe it

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>>37183605
Your nee-san isn't a virgin.

>>37183537
Passion is a top tier fetish you pleb.

>>37183592
>not gay
Mhmm.
>the age gap wasn't a thing for me
Yeah right.
I do like you getting upset about the kinda porn you enjoy though, it's super cute.

>>37183486
>>37183496
Aw thanks ;)
>>37183539
Oh hey how's reconciling with your sister?

>>37183592
>not gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh07WlB46Gw

>>37183592
D.va belongs with Sombra though
>>37183644
>Passion is a top tier fetish you pleb.
This, passion is of the highest tier.

>>37183634
So?

>>37183645
No problem bae

>>37183644
>I do like you getting upset about the kinda porn you enjoy though, it's super cute.

This. Laura keeps saying she doesn't like us calling her cute, but she really isn't helping

>>37183627
Passion is top tier
Not gay
>>37183644
Not gay
>>37183691
Not gay
D.va is 76's fangirl/fucktoy
>>37183675
Not gay

>enter thread for feels and fantasising with other robots
>find tripfags bragging about how they've already made it
200% RAGE

>>37183845
Maybe you'll feel better if you hug someone?

>>37183845
Hug your sibling you fucking faggot

>>37183832
>Passion is top tier
>Not gay

Those are not the magic words. In my mind you're bisexual leaning straight until you say the magic word "seriously"

magic word or it didn't happen choose wisely, you might regret it later