Roastie

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>>37089928
2/3
I think she was raped guys :,(

>>37089963
>using 'ive been raped' as a defense to a guy you clearly don't like
it's like giving ammunition to a guy who has a gun to your head, lmao what

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>>37089963
So sad, I cry every time

>>37089985
It's probably all bullshit. She's going into full pitymode now that she knows you can't be convinced by her pussy.

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Here is the profile that triggered her btw

>>37089983
Piy is the normie's coin right now.

>>37089985
If you think children should be raped, you are a nigger and don't deserve to live among civilized people

>>37090023
>people still falling for this
isn't this a copypasta by now?

>>37089985
dumabsss, turn the tables while shes vulnerable. ask to meet up and get her to talk more about her rape and then when shes crying on our shoulder you go in for the kill

>>37090039
Yeah, I'm the guy who started it last year.

>>37090050
>wanting to hook up with roasties
>>>>>>>>/out/

>>37090023
>>37089928
lmao good job on that profile anon. Kinda autistic if you actually want to get laid desu. Otherwise you did a good job on making roasties ashamed of themselves (or try to).
Also, fuck that whore, she probably made up that shit to make you feel bad and tell her sorry or smth so she can reject you and feel good.

>>37090079
Thanks anon
>>37090050
I don't want sex though

>>37089985
hey maybe you could say "I got raped too btw" and make her enter a fight of who was really raped until you explain the situation to her and block her

>>37089928
Actually, I wonder what would all those roastie whores do if they saw that same profile, but with pics of a 10/10 chad. I'd love to see that and how would they act

>>37090079
She probably went into the conversation expecting the whole "I've been raped" thing to shame him lmao. You can tell she tried to clumsily force that bit in out of nowhere.

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She just wrote a long ass paragraph
1/2

>>37090023
I don't get why women do this. It's like they're incapable of not taking the bait.

Moreover why would she admit to being sexually abused if she thinks you're an asshole as if that wouldn't backfire horribly?

>>37090033
If you think she was actually raped and not lying just to win an argument then you're the only nigger here

>>37089985
Good shit anon. I always love seeing stuff like this on r9k.

>>37090109
Best idea in this shitty thread

>>37089928
When she kills her self you will go to jail for cyber bullying have fun in the clink cuck bot

>>37090117
They would probably think it was cute and quirky. Like he doesn't ""really"" think that but at the same time he's not some disillusioned nerd and he understands reality, especially with the line about sushi and mini golf.

I think someone actually did make a profile with that description with a chad pic

>>37090117
They'd probably read until "culture they crave", think "he's so smart and deep" and ignore the rest.

>>37090136
This roastie is getting very toastie

>>37090136
2/2
Poor roastie, I cry Everytime :(

>>37090136
Top kek
Oregugl

ITT: A guy makes fun of and teases a rape victim because he couldn't land girls in highschool.

So.. This is the power of.. nice guys..!

>>37090136
holy fuck. I'm 100% convinced you could apologize and fuck her. You should do it and then follow up with another thread.

Try something like "You're right. I honestly didn't think you were serious, but I'm not a bad guy. I just came on here to fuck around and didn't really think anything of it. I really did think you were cute though."

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>>37090166
>>37090136
2/2
Here is roasties paragraph

>>37090187
>I'm 100% convinced you could apologize and fuck her.
Hardmode or nothing, stick to his guns and go for it anyways.

>>37090079
>she probably made up that shit to make you feel bad and tell her sorry or smth so she can reject you and feel good.
Yah, women don't generally don't speak about the time they were raped on a *dating app* unless they're borderline

>>37090178
It's her fault for basically telling a stranger she was a rape victim. And no, this isn't me blaming a rape victim for getting raped. This is saying it's retarded to tell a stranger one of your deepest secrets when that stranger outright shows that he hates the women who use the app through which you are messaging him from.

>>37090138
Because
>muh abuse
is the go to for any woman because they think it makes them invulnerable to any criticism their vagina hasn't already deflected

>>37090178
We aren't nice guys you dumb normie scum.

Methinks roastie got baited hard

>>37090187
>>37090204
I have no interest in sex though.
The first and last time I had sex I ended up with genital warts, fuck roasties

>>37090194
Lmao. I love how roasties pretend to be religious when it's convienent but they never go to church and do all kinds of degenerate shit.

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This is Bailey :)

>>37090223
But you could do it for the lulz man... Plus, you'd be Eskimo bros with her uncle and/or step father, so fuck it.

>>37090245
>crazy stories to share
like the time she was raped as a child? lmao

>>37090223
Spread the gift for Papa Nurgle.

>>37090258
Lol, I'm gonna ask for the story

is it dubs decide

if so say

"i want to stick my 7 inch cock down ur throat"

>>37090250
I bet she was 'raped' when she was 'young' through some sex she didn't say no to but not an entire yes at age 16 by her boyfriend

>>37090258
Top kek
Oreganoli

>>37090281
True. Let's also be real, she looks like the type to just dead fish and not participate in the sex. Sad!

>>37090273
Do it in an unoriginal way pls

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Waiting on reply. Pls respond roastie

>>37090245
>I love food
>I love men paying for my jetsetting
How interesting.
You seem like a real catch, Bailey.

>>37090245
>19
19? what the fuck she looks 30 on a "good" day...
What the fuck is going on, a lot of whores nowadays look like 10 years older than they actually are. Meanwhile i'm 20 and still look 18 kek

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>>37090334
Kek, her rape story is private. What do?

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When she replies just say "send nudes"
Check em

>>37090379
careful, she's got the smug.

>>37090348
Hey man go easy on her she's not a whore by choice. Stop victim shaming her!

>>37090379
God is dead lole and whores like her killed him
PAY FOR YOUR SINS ROASTIE

>>37090348
>still get id'd sometimes when buying mature vidya

youthful appearance is one physical aspect of mine i can be happy about

As someone who worked at a recovery center that regularly took in women who have been raped and require counseling, I really hate people like that woman.

Because rape victims don't just talk about their rape to anyone and everyone. It's legitimately triggering. My co-workers have to pry it out of them and we even suggest NOT to tell strangers about your rape because it warps their perception about you until you become closer friends.

Women like her trivialize rape. Oh it's just something that happens and hurt me and you should feel bad about me. Victims of rape don't want to be felt bad for. They hate that they felt powerless. Part of the counseling is realizing that shit happens and that it wasn't your fault and it's not a representation of how weak you are.

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Should I ask her how many Pajeet cocks she sucked in india?

>>37090379
> Tell to a random she got raped for some fucked up reason
> Random asks what happens and now she doesn't want to tell
Women make less sense every fucking day, I swear. At least 95% of them.
About the convo, it seems like she wants to leave. You'll need a good b8 to make her respond

>>37090379
>I have no problem telling random strangers I was raped
>but if I get called out on my bullshit suddenly I am a very private person!

wow who could have ever seen this coming

>>37090417
OP you might as well paraphrase this shit and fuck her up

>>37090420
Ask why she has a tinder, the app that is widely known for being exclusively for hook-ups, if she isn't a whore.

AND SHE BLOCKED ME...
I'll trigger another roastie and post screenshots

>>37090469
Doing gods work OP.

Originally

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Ok, here's the new one. I called her the wrong name on purpose.
What do?

>>37090348
clock starts ticking when they get their first dicking

>>37090500
say jessica kek

>>37089985
Women love a man who doesn't care if he hurts her feelings. Don't get soft.

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>>37090500

Correct her by saying "Jessica".
kek

>>37090500
lmao truly the greatest

>>37090500
Just keep calling her wrong names

>>37090500
Ask her what her favourite movie is and then tell her she's a fat sub-human

>>37090500
"Whatever, ugly'

>>37090532
>>37090515
>>37090520
Kek, done. Let's see what happens

>>37090500
>oops sorry jessica

>>37090500
Say "wow three people in your profile pic, you must be the ugly one

>>37090500
be subtle and slow OP
>oh sorry sweetie, how's your day
or whatever inane bullshit

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What does this mean? Idk

>>37090553
Lmao what if you acted like a Pajeet?

>>37090584
>What are you trying to say Jenna?

>>37090584
Say "Actually it's Tyranus"

>>37090584
ahahah is your name on tinder tyrone?

>>37090245
WHAT THE FUCK I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A NORMIE BIO

>>37089928

This thread is pretty funny.

Because it's obvious you crave female attention, no matter how much you claim to hate women.

>>37090586
This origano poster

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>>37090605

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

Ongobongooriginalo

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>>37090584
Ask her about sexy Minecraft skins doe

>>37090634
>>37090597
^>>37090597
Crap i meant to say

>>37090633
>roastie being toastie
You don't have to hate women to enjoy the bantz

>>37090584
>for you bb I'll be anyone you want

>>37090653
I was hoping to transition it into a tragedy of darth plagueis the wise meme

>>37090138
It's true. I admit it. Us woman are pathetic like that. Don't know why. Maybe it's because we are not used to men being mean to us (growing up girls are bullied by girls) and we feel the need to defend ourselves.

>>37090584
You're one touchy dude, James

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She's a boring one. I need a woman with passion and hatred

>>37090633
That's called being a heterosexual.

>>37090701
Say "I'm surprised a roastie like yourself isn't used to banter, dealing with so many lads"

>>37090138
Because they hope it will trigger empathy and give them the advantage and make the other person "lose". They show how they work and think with shit like this.

>>37090633
I've been found out. Quick guys,bhoe do I delete the thread

>>37090701
Try to find a feminist, then start engaging in normal conversation, then nonschalantly say you support trump and his policies

>>37090701
Don't say you have dyslexia.

>>37090739
Should I just tell her I'm autistic then

>>37090187
>I-im not a bad guy
>I wasn't thinking
Jesus you're a fucking transparent autist. Never backpedal with women, it's what they hate more than anything.

>>37090751
No dumbass. Are you kidding? Ask her if she knows what a rim job is.

New roastie. Last one was dullsville

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>>37090770
Here is new roastie, carol

>>37090751
>Look Jasmine I'm going to be completely honest with you, I have high functioning aspergers and I can only get off to women insulting me

>>37090379
Was she also praying to that same God not tot get raped/make it stop? He clearly doesn't like her, so why would god listen to her prayers now :-^)

>>37090784
>asking right off the bat her political leanings
You fucking idiot! You're supposed to have a nice normal convo then just all of a sudden go "Trump has the right idea desu"

>>37090784
Tell her you're a far right Trump supporter. Bitches love it.

>>37090784
Ask for armpit pics please

Stacey's always have the most beautiful underarms.

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>>37090809
>>37090807
I brought up Trump, I couldn't wait

>>37090833
Ask her thoughts on that guy getting murdered over the DNC emails

>>37090833
Can you fit that bat inside you?

>>37090833
>>37090823
Guess do ^
Then say "Tbh we should've bombed the middle east sooner"

>>37090605
"because imma plow your anus"

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>>37090797
Kek here's for you. I think she's ignoring me

>>37090863
Top kek my guy

>>37090833
>She likes Trump better than Hillary
She looks like a cutie but she looks a little thick. Do you think can handle her? You gotta dominate this bitch for right wing. Don't be a disappointment and spoil it. If you fuck it up she might become a liberal.

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Lol she liked Bernie

>>37090833
>brings up le Drumpf
>gets a lolbertarian with no real opinion on the subject
Not interesting enough to post, t b h

>>37090784
Tell her the simpsons is real and the whole cast lives inside the basement of the Whitehouse and are paid millions to keep their state a secret and there costs are covered by the show, they know too much, when a Simpson escapes they get sent to the butt gulag
If dubs you have to do it

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Hopefully this gets a good response

>>37090895
Women don't have political views. Noticed how she said she was "independent" at first. Now, she is just agreeing with what you say

>>37090057
woah youre like a celebrity! can i get your autograph??

>>37090913
^ now we gotta do this one

>>37090871
Bro Jasmine is done. You lost her.
>>37090907
If a girl says she likes Trump at all she is an antileftist anti nigger perfect wifey,breeding material.

Bailey definitely wants to suck your cock.

>>37090923
Bro you just ruined it all. Back to the drawing board. You don'tsay I hate niggers or I hate Jews when you first start talking to them. Only Chad can pull that off.

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>>37090023
>Also I like sushi and golf

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>>37090245
>I love food a lot

And this is how you filter

>>37089928
>>37089963
If she is not a virgin only because she was molested as a child, then why did she start by saying basic bitch crap like "there is no such thing as a virgin in this world"?

>>37090933
>If a girl says she likes Trump at all she is an antileftist anti nigger perfect wifey,breeding material.
No, it just means she isn't a college skank.
Lots of honky tonk thots who get gangbanged by Jethro, Billy-Joe, and Skeeter backed Trump, it isn't that special.
Over half of white female voters.

>>37090980
You seriously overestimate the amount of sex niggers have.

>>37090957
he's not trying to get pussy, he'll cum quicker from our (you)s.

>>37090976
Gotta work on those reading skills my man

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>>37090932
>>37090913
Ok, it really made me think. Maybe they are real

>>37091001
I'm trying to get him some pussy but I don't know if he's ready for it.

>>37090998
Those were white-trash names, so probably potato-niggers, but not the black kind of niggers.

>>37091016
You are in the wrong thread, OP is doing this for us not for pussy

>>37091024
You seriously overestimate the amount of sex Irish Americans are having. The Irish are known for small dicks anyway.

>>37091006
Oh, so she just redefined the meaning of the word "used". I see it now, thanks.

>>37090039
Yes. Ive used it a few times. I dont think they fall for it anymore.

>>37091016
I'm not ready. I prefer the stay away from wet axe wounds at the moment

>>37090971
She's too cute to be intelligent. Confirmed dumb by the inspirational crap.

>>37090923
You're actually an unfunny sperg, congrats ohpee

>>37091050
Once you put your dick in one your opinion of them will go way up. Everybody likes ass before they've had sex but pussy feels way better in reality.

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Is she a keeper?

>>37091014
Bless you eternally brother brother

>>37091096
sometimes sex just feels like nothing

>>37091080
Pls no bully, ok anon

>>37091096
sex sux

>>37091080
I agree, we have to draw the line at Jewish jokes.
Making fun of the Chosen People doesn't make you a funny goy- I mean guy

>>37091116
>>37091145
You have shitty sex then.

>>37091080
I agree, OP is a raging anti-Semite and must be stopped.

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>>37090244
Women are, on average, more religious than men. It's why socialist parties in Europe originally didn't want women to vote because they would all vote for right wing religious parties.
Now they just worship pop-culture, the state, and themselves, so socialists love that they can vote

>>37091117
stop going after the most unintelligent looking white trash easy-to-piss-off-looking "muh confederate flag" roasties you can find and try and do something slightly witty these threads used to be somewhat funny now its only "TEE HEE HE MADE A ROASTIE ID BE TOO SCARED TO TALK TO IN PUBLIC MAD XD"

>>37091097
She wants that SS cock

Too bad you're not gonna deliver

>>37091191
>stop going after the most unintelligent looking white trash easy-to-piss-off-looking "muh confederate flag" roasties
Newfag

>>37091097
That's not exactly a great reaction but the fact that's she's still talking to you is good. She might think you're a dork for hating weed though. Tell her it causes testicular cancer. Cause it does. Then she won't think you just don't smoke cause you're a nerd.

>>37091097
Just tell her she's awesome and got a good sense of humor. Tell her that mist girls would've cringed and left by now. Then become friends, talk about life, general stuff. Share with her what you're really passionate about and then she will too. Then you start going out like friends, hanging at each others place or whatever and have fun together. Slowly but surely you'll become the most diabetus inducing couple in the world and in 50 years you'll tell your kids this is how you met their mother.
Pls do it anone, I need something cute and positive and happy in my life.

>>37091191
If she has a Confederate flag betas and dorks should lay off her cause she's loyal to whites and you don't want to scare her off with your betaness. Let her catch a Chad cock.

>>37091262
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
You are an idiot.
If most girls would have cringed that makes him look like a bitch. Just shut your stupid beta mouth. NEVER BE HUMBLE EVER. Humble = cuck.

>>37091262
No, she's still a roastie

>>37091262
>i need something cute in my life
>tell her your most personal shit
t. Cuck

>>37091300
That dude is a fucking cuck and needs to be shot.
>become friends with her
aka a friendzoned c

>>37091262
Are you actually trying to sabotage him?

>>37089928
>>37089963
>>37089985
She's totally full of shit. Women who are sexually abused at a young age end up being complete whores because they think it will retake control of their sexuality.

>>37090895
>Didn't get Bernie so she wanted Trump
This honestly just shows how stupid and childish Bernie supporters are. It doesn't matter if they think the DNC "rigged" the primary, Bernie was never going to win, he was getting BTFO constantly and there was no way he could become president, but instead of going with the next person that was closest to their views, they wanted Trump just to spite Hillary.

Makes since cause only an idiot would support Bernie

>>37090923
>oy vey le kikes XD
Go back to your containment board stormbeard

>>37091391
But the Jews did 9/11..

>>37091391
Kill yourself nigger loving cuck. This is a board of white power.

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>>37090613
you are small son, watch a real normie

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>>37091391
/r9k/ is a /pol/ colony, friend

>thread is about trolling roasties
>retards are worried about OP getting laid

why

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Here we go again, this girl looks like a huge SJW

>>37091400
t. Ahmed al-bin-ibn-Korani
>>37091406
You stormniggers have your own board, and you constantly bitch about people with room-temperature IQs invading it. Go there and stay there.

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>>37091434
Part 2. Let's see where this goes

>>37091422
>my son ghengis
Kek

>>37091422
This can't be real oiuy

>>37090178

Kek, roastie thinking is so ass backwards they think this is niceness.

>>37091439
Suck my dick bitch. You're either a Nazi or a liberal faggot. There's no middle ground.

>>37091454
Yes! LOL keep it up OP.

>>37090923
I laughed pretty hard. Well played. Even if she doesn't reply it's still worth it. Ignore the faggots who just wanted the conversation to continue. Plenty of other whores to troll

>>37091454
Tell her that semen is your life force and jerking off too much makes you weak and then a man is only meant to ejaculate into a vagina. A man's power is from his semen.

>>37091423
Another one of the reasons this site in has went to complete shit. "Fembots," trap threads and "ITS DA KIKES" has murdered this board. I hope you "le ebin alt-right" niggers are happy knowing you've triggered a tidal wave of normie invasions to this site.

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Part 3. Let the triggering begin

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>>37091422
some more gems

>>37091454
Trust me it'll make her think about your semen.

>>37091391
All boards belong to /pol/ you stupid fuck.

/r9k/ are our sleeper agents who we send off to commit mass shootings for the greater good.

>>37091473
>You're either a Nazi or a liberal faggot. There's no middle ground.
This is what stormbeards actually believe.

>>37090417

Idk man, I've dated some roasties who told me they were raped not long after meeting them or hooking up with them. One invited me out to eat, not an hour later and we're in the car and she's telling me how her uncle would rape her as a kid and she'd just lay down like a doll. Or a girl I dated who told me her dad diddled her as a kid. Maybe people are just really trusting of me?

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>>37091504
Kek ok done.

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>>37091523
i love the "not trying to date/fuck but here on tinder card"

>>37091542
That's reality bitch. If you're not far right you're a wishy washy weak faggot.

>>37090258
god fucking damn it, kek

>>37091544
Did they say " and after all the diddling this date was still the worst experience of my life" at the end?

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>>37091473
Shut the fuck up, stormnigger

>>37091534
>All boards belong to /pol/ you stupid fuck.
t. normie who never went on 4chan before the election and never goes anywhere but /pol/ and /r9k/
Try taking your delusional, pseudohistorical niggery to /his/ and see how much they belong to you, you Hitler-worshipping faggot.

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>>37091567
>use mobility aids
>not trying to fuck cis white men

wew laddy

>>37091565
Bro you got balls like oranges.

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>>37091595
guess which one it is

>>37091592
Go live in Africa and tell me how much you love anarcho-capitalism.

>>37091567
message her 'hey I figure from your profile that you're into rape roleplay, amirite?"

>>37091592
>MCDONALD'S DEATH SQUADS
wew lad

>>37091616
I'd rather not

orig

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I think I'm gonna creampie her

>>37091573
>That's reality bitch.
>Stormtards
>Knowing what reality is
Kek. Your entire view on the world is one titanic confirmation bias. I actually pity you, you impotent, swastika-bedecked mental midget.

>>37091616
You know it's rough when the fat black chick is the best case scenario.

>>37091593
>/his/ knowing anything about history
Dude, go read a book. /his/ is overflowing with pseudo-historians who just repeat whatever their high school history teacher taught them.

>>37091595
Message her "don't sorry about your mobility aids, I've got such a heavy case of aids neither of us will be moving when we're done together baby"

>>37090797
>Look Jasmine
lost my shit

>>37091659
You're getting creepy now. I don't know man.

>>37091589

Well, the girl who was diddled by her dad had sex with me before she told me. After she told me, she and her family just all disappeared. Everything except their passports was gone from their home. Last I heard from some people is that she's in Mexico with her mom and dad and had a kid or something but I can't verify that.

Doll girl ended up going out with another guy the very next day. She's a beta orbiter collector and I checked myself out of that.

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Tfw she would chose a vibrator over my pale 5in long doodle

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>>37090057
Holy shit, has it been a year?

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>>37091616
got that Ron Perlman jawline going for her

>>37091705
No. You have to use real science. Tell her masturbation overstimulates you and wastes your dopamine. And tell her she won't get the benefits of semen.

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How can I turn this around?

>>37091736
Apparently genderfiludness is real science so it doenst matter anymore

>>37091687
>le high school teacher is wrong meme
Teenage Nazi faggots on YouTube aren't historians you imbecile.

>>37091744
Bro you just blew it. You just admitted you can't give a girl an orgasm. Block her.

>>37091744
>I'm gonna come over there and prove it

>>37089928
What was in your description or whatever OP?

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R8
"She" is down for anything /r9k/
What more could you want?
Don't be a bigot

>>37091744
Say you want to test that theory

>>37091744
Ask her where she was on 69/11

>>37091760
Nevermind, sorry

>>37091744
Why would you do that? Female orgasms are a hoax? Holy shit. That is so pathetic. Block her. Please. Block her and fuck off. Now she thinks you're a bitch and all the stuff you said is just beta bullshit.

>>37091765
No cause he's basically just admitted he can't give a girl an orgasm. He's fucked and embarrassed us all.

>>37091779
>Nevermind, sorry

It's amazing how nobody on /r9k/ has ever apologized for that to be original

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>>37091755
Kek, my high school history teacher was an English major in college and told us Muslims invaded India in the 5th century.
Don't believe everything you're told beta virgin

>>37091757
>>37091781
Holy shit fuck off already he's not going to get laid he's doing it for the bantz

>>37091797
Fuck me in the asshole

>>37091744
Block her and take the L. I don't really like you anymore.

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>>37091718
time for some breast-envy

>>37091718
>Mentor at Advocates Incorporated State University of New York at Onenota University of Roehampton

what the fuck does that mean

>>37091818
I can't believe he would say something so cringy.

>>37091839
That is the entire point you dense motherfucker

>>37091821
God you make me so embarrassed right now.
Why would a girl ever want to fuck a guy who can't make her cum?

>>37091856
I don't believe it.
>female orgasms are a hoax
That's the saddest thing I've ever heard

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>>37091809
>My high school history teacher was uninformed on something so I now immediately and unquestioningly believe everything I read and see on a Laotian Cracker-Jack prize collecting board

>>37091856
I guess I see why he's a robot. he might as well have said "I have a small penis."

>>37091868
Sorry Im a idiot.

>>37091937
Work on making a girl cum. Is your dick small?

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>>37091888
The saddest thing I've ever heard is you crying because OP said a dumb joke to some random slut and you took it seriously.

>>37091956
I just feel bad for him. I'm cringing hard. I was serious about the shit I was saying and now she conflates it with a guy who can't make a girl cum.

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>>37091895
Nice strawman you made, to bad that's not what I said.
I simply showed an example of how flat out wrong and unqualified high school teachers can be (this was also at the top public school in the country, not some hick school in the middle of nowhere)

>>37091973
>some diamond dozen whore on tinder might think that OP wasn't being cheeky and really believe he's a Nazi who can't make a girl cum

Oh man how will he ever recover, this is it, his life is officially over

>>37092043
He just embarrassed all Nazis. Now she thinks nazis have small dicks.

>>37090207
Women generally don't bring up those types of experiences to randoms on social media dating apps. She's beyond borderline tool.

>>37092060
I can guarantee you most people already think this

Bailey more like FAILey ooohhHHHH

>>37092077
Only brainwashed idiots think that. Right wing views are linked to higher levels of testosterone, Liberals tend to have small dicks and be actual cuckolds and transexuals.

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>>37092075
No she's not, she's just a liar who couldn't handle people being mean and tried to play the sympathy angle

>>37090023
>also like sushi and minigolf
kekt
HOWEVER
i think your attitude is an unhealthy approach even though i bear a moderate version of your opinion. i also think the same goes for anyone who uses that std riddled app, not just women

>>37090833
redpill her on Seth Rich

>>37092108
>only brainwashed idiots think that
That's what I said, most people

>>37090033
chekt
and agreed
>inb4 HURR DURR WHITE KNIGHT KEK

>>37092077
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2325414/Men-physically-strong-likely-right-wing-political-views.html

>>37092036
>I simply showed an example of how flat out wrong and unqualified high school teachers can be
All I'm pointing out is the irony that the retards who claim their high school teachers are idiots are the same gullible morons who unironically believe that the Jews are secretly controlling the earth and conspiring to race mix white people away.

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>>37090023

>Also I like sushi and golf

Ecks dee

>>37091718
>her

originalus

>>37092156
I don't believe most people are as brainwashed as you think. Do you actually think women believe the party of promoting gay sex, males becoming girls, bringing in nonwhites, and shit like that is full of masculine men? There might be some casual liberals who are masculine but a passionate liberal is generally a faggot.
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/04/25/study-far-left-right-likely-extreme-sex/

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>>37092174
>dailymail
I actually think this is true but please find a better source

>>37090178
op never said anything about being nice you dumb fuck.

>>37090258

Always a good icebreaker

>>37091744
Say that you were joking. Then ghost her.

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>>37092178
Ok we'll that's nice, but historically Jews have been disproportionately involved in attempts to destroy European countries

>>37092108
>Implying "right-wing" isn't referring to handsome, masculine, Trump-loving Chads that bend girls over their MAGA-sticker covered Yeti coolers at fraternity-organized spring break events but is actually referring to 300 pound NEETs that sit in their houses all day posting pictures of cartoon frogs in SS uniforms and listening to weekly podcasts involving fat neckbeards ranting about Jews for two hours
This only proves how delusional stormbeards are.

>>37091744
Say I was joking. Say I thought you'd never had one cause you've never been with me.

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>>37092178
Not saying all Jews are involved or that only Jews do this, but they are involved far more often than their demographics suggest they should be

>>37092133
You must be new.
Restrain from commenting, just lurk.

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>>37092178
So feel free to strawman me again, I really don't care

>>37092278
Do you honestly think Chads worship niggers? Chads tend to come from wealthy conservative families. Do you think Chad would be totally cool with his son becoming a girl? You don't understand shit.

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I'm back.
How can I orgasm inside her

>>37091888
>>37091822
>>37091909
you are fucking idiots.
for the fiftieth time this has been said ITT; he is not trying to actually get laid, he is fucking with them. get the fuck off my board you dense faggots. or learn to read the thread before you give us your super valuable opinion.

>>37092256
>Oppressed minorities are interested in a political ideology that affords them equality
Wow, who would've thought that? What great text is this?

>>37092328
Say if she squirts is that an orgasm? Cause I've made a girl do that.

>>37092324
>Do you honestly think Chads worship niggers?
Considering the fact that their frat parties are almost exclusively held with bix nood blaring in the background, I'd say maybe.
>Chads tend to come from wealthy conservative families. Do you think Chad would be totally cool with his son becoming a girl?
Of course not. The point I was trying to make is that there's a difference between being a faggot /pol/ Nazi and a person with right-wing political views.

>>37092328
>>37092362
Too late, I fucked it up

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>>37090701
>I'm sorry I'm dyslexia, I apologise

>>37092349
>herp derp muh oppressed minorities. Did you know the Jews refer to nonJews as goyim meaning cattle
The Jews are called human beings, but the non-Jews are not humans. They are beasts." (Talmud: Baba mezia, 114b)

"The Akum (non-Jew) is like a dog. Yes, the scripture teaches to honor the the dog more than the non-Jew." (Talmud: Ereget Raschi Erod. 22 30)

"Even though God created the non-Jew they are still animals in human form. It is not becoming for a Jew to be served by an animal. Therfore he will be served by animals in human form." (Talmud: Midrasch Talpioth, p. 255, Warsaw 1855)

Magnicifent son of a bitch

>>37092328
Involve lizardmen and hollow earth theory

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>>37092395
Picture very related, pls

>>37091973
you are cringing over nothing
HE IS NOT TRYING TO ACTUALLY FUCK THESE CHICKS
read the fucking thread before you butt in
YOU ARE WORTHLESS and that is the real cringe here

>>37092395
No you haven't. Say "Wait, if a girl squirts is that an orgasm. Cause I've made a girl do that." If you do that you are redeemed.

>>37092405
Say it and all is forgiven.

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>>37092413
Ok done.
Let's hope this fixes it

>>37092435
Good job bro. She might not believe you but you at least tried.

That Carol bitch finally responded.
What should I write back?

>>37092393
There's a difference between interacting with niggers and being a nigger lover.

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>>37092469
I forget pictchere again

>>37091544
>I've dated some roasties who told me they were raped not long after meeting them

That's just a sign that they're mentally unstable.

>>37092393
Would you say Islamic extremists are losers?

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Female orgasms confirmed for hoax

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>>37092393
Yeah man look what a total loser Hitler was. Let me tell you something. Women love extremists.

>>37092435
"it was pretty gross though, it got in my eye and i had pinkeye for the rest of the week"

>>37092513
How do you get so many matches? I have literally 4 matches on tinder...

I hope she says yes...

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>>37092513
>smug tinder girl thinks she's sexually educated
>"it's pee"

>>37092513
Tell her she moaned at the same time and scratched your back. Tell her you never asked her if she came.

>>37092483
>So how many carpets have you munched? Or is the softball just for show?

>>37092553
You cannot have tinder unironically

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I hope she says yes... Pls say yes hannah

>>37089928
She should've bayled the fuck out

>>37090023
Holy shit, you're the guy who made that?
You're a fucking legend, man.

>>37092553
tfw tons of matches and I don't really care as I only made it as a conversational topic for friends and I to laugh at when I find girls with terrible bios.

>>37092230

The fuck is a porn culture? I like spanking but if a bitch tried penis slapping I'd suddenly develop a porn culture transgression for face punching.

This is gold OP, you're a fucking comedian

>>37092618
I've only seen it posted twice

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>>37092570
I downloaded it to try to lose my virginity...hasn't worked.

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>>37092393
Original
number 1
number 2
number 3

>>37092393
If a white man worships niggers he can never be a Chad. He's a cuck.

>>37090584
>Tyrant
Hive tyrant*

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>>37092393
original one two three four one two

>>37092318
Lol how are you European so good if you get fucked by big jew

>>37090971
>fuck the past

I'm sure she did

>>37090258
BITCH GOTTA GO TO DA POKEMART CUZ SHE NEED BURN HEAL

>>37091616
Looks like someone needs to learn how to tuck better.

Just try to redpill one of them.

>>37092757
Where did I say Europeans are good?
I'm just stating facts high school teachers and college professors ignore

>>37093100
No. That's fucking gay. Don't even bother. It's cringy. Never talk about politics with girls.

>>37093205
If this was correct then there wouldn't be so many women politicians around.

>>37091237
Stop spreading lies origami

>>37092543
>Loses war
>Gets millions of his people killed and raped
>Ruins nationalism forever
It makes sense that losers would worship a loser.

>>37093231
I'm not sure what kind of point you were making but I think it had the opposite effect.
>>37093205
Can you stop with the "cringey" shit already? OP is supposed to be meming not trying to get his dick sucked

>>37093282
We haven't lost cause white people are still alive and Nazis still exist. He just lost a battle. Russians and Chinese had more casualties than Germany and Japan by far so they were the real winners.

>>37092163
i agree too, but she was probably just making up the rape thing as a last ditch attempt for sympathy.

>>37089963
bitches will always pull the rape card.

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>>37093282
Who was the real loser?

>>37092230

>brietbart

back to /pol/

>>37093382
Make me cuck. What are you gonna do have me fuck your wife?

>>37091434
she burned you pretty hard. too bad shes a piglet

>>37091434
Just leave the bitch. Stop trying to force shit.

for everyone has bothered to use tinder to troll aall the logs you have shared just shows how shit you are at getting what you want, you can't even get them to rage you are just clearly joking and they're making a joke out of you>>37092572
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>>37093392

>Make me cuck. What are you gonna do have me fuck your wife?

243

>>37093404
>lol i bet you watch porn
BTFO

>>37093382
What's wrong with breitbart?

>>37091809
but thats true you dumbfuck. read a book sometime.

>>37093501
"Muslim conquests on the Indian subcontinent mainly took place from the 12th to the 16th centuries"

>>37093501
lol you literally didn't even know whether it was true you just assumed it was cause a teacher said so.

>>37090194
She honestly seems really nice

Did it occur to you that you're a bully?

>>37090761
If i told a girl i wanted to stop talking to her because i could start feeling something for her and i didnt want that shit and then talked to her about it the next day am i an autist?

>>37093560
come on, a truly nice girl would just swipe left, this girl just messaged op to prove him wrong and then tried to use rape as defense

What the fuck OP, just post more pictures you faggot

>>37093560
it's a gay dude trolling women

>>37093592
Maybe it genuinely hurt her feelings and she wanted to pick his brain to see if he was serious

>>37093618
Neat, gay people can be bullies too.

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>>37091755

Hitler did nothing wrong.

You are an original faggot.