Hey, bro! .... Pick me up!

sis u know i only carry 3 pound weights

i'm gonna work up to it tho

don't tell mom

>>37074361
Listen here you dumb bitch, whoever made that shirt is retarded and whoever wears it is retarded

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damn that shirt is cute as fuck

me and you and you and me

>le pedo poster
>>>/tv/

>>37074361
>tfw your sister thinks your a lunatic

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>>37074461
Tell her you're a cunatic

Mixture between a lunatic and a cunny addict

>pretend i didnt hear her
>run away

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>>37074709
*Runs after you and hugs you from behind*

>>37074361
Hey, ever wondered what it would be like to be raped?

>tfw no little sister to pick up and manhandle in a protective way while she appreciates you for being a real man for her

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pick this up bitch i'm outta here *flips the fuc out*

>>37074960
>cute7.webm
Can you post some more?

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>>37075382
Why? Are you some kind of weirdo?

>>37075468
No anon, I just like cute things!

>>37075468
what even are these pictures and videos from. Like, from what site? And why do you collect them.

>>37074960
Why is this a webm, anon?

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>>37075626
Waifuist

Documentation purposes

>>37075468
>"It's a blunt not a microphone big brother! Pass that shit!

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>>37074361
>tfw sister used to ask me to pick her up all the time
>always took advantage & picked her up with a handful of her butt cheeks
It was good while it lasted

>>37075659
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.
oregano soup

cunnyposters are literally the worse
all of you should be gassed

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>>37075648
>tfw chloe made it but you didn't

>>37074361
Ok

What other non-sexual things do you want to do

>>37076010
thank you rippletits
Hope I get my daily gains today

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>the other day my sister got into my room and licked me to wake me up
It's gross, but she's adopted, so she's still learning how to function like a normal kid.

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>>37076045
That was an old pic, here she is after a cut

Aww, I miss when my little sister wanted to cuddle, watch anime, and go exploring in the woods.

In her teens she decided I was weird and a loser. In her twenties she went full Tumblrina.

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>>37076010
>>37076065
This meme needs to die, she's actually beautiful

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hey, your big brother is kinda cute.

>>37076126
gross, they're already hags

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>tfw I'll die before my sister develops any significant memories with me

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>>37076097
Please don't post shopped pics of chloe thats rude

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>>37076281
No anon, these are the natural ones.

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>>37076367
>implying she's natty
sorry you had to find out this way

>>37074361
>>37074692
why can't they stay like this forever?

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>>37076457
Why do you have to put her down so much anon.?
People have almost made her fembot tier at this point

>>37075677
She probably used to enjoy it too, even without knowing the sexual process behind it

But eventually she got too big and she learned about sex anyways

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>>37076576
>put her down
Anon you misunderstand I love chloe. I can only hope to one day look as fukin joocy as she does

>>37076633
Pretty much, used to wrestle with her too.
Then it just goes from being playful to being weird as she gets older

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>>37076646
your life must be pretty sad anon

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>>37076697
It'll stop as soon as I get as swole as chloe

damn you lucky anons having cute little sisters
>tfw have 2 brothers
>both are cunts and we barely talk cause we fight all the time

>>37076839
Pretty much me but with one brother. Fucking hell just thinking about him makes me angry.

>>37076916
>get a instant friend from the womb
>still can't be friends with him
such is life for the robot

>>37074692
pretty eyes wonder what she'll be like in a few years from now

>>37074960
calm down I missed you too but that was inappropriate next time if you're going to do a flying leap do it from the front

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>>37076668
>Cousin jumps on me
>Her mom comes up and pulls me aside
>Says she's getting to old to that kind of stuff
>She's only 9
>tfw old hags want to kill fun

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>>37077101
Probably a useless whore

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>>37077101
All females die when they turn 15.

Their souls ascend to heaven and leave their disgusting corpses around to pester males. This is why adult females are all brainless and soulless zombies that are worth nothing.

They're so evil they're trying to drag men away from young angels and brainwash them to supporting them for life. They convince deluded morons to find their shriveled and rotten corpses to be desirable.

Why else would they be so apprehensive to the idea of man-girl love?

Wake up

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>mfw I don't have a sister

WHO ARE YOU

>>37077633
How creepy are you? Most family wouldn't react like that

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>>37078877
>shit. I'm in the wrong house!!
*Midget Asian man takes off his rubber mask and sprints for the door*

>>37078910
Do you even realize what board you're on anon..?

>>37078951
Yes I'm a 23 year old KV NEET, although I'm not such a creep that my own family suspects I'm such a deviant

>>37078910
Yea they would, by the age of 7-8 already girls aren't supposed to be on lap of other people, specially if they are males even family ones

Unless your family really doesn't give a shit

>>37078974
Are you a retard?
How does telling someone that a sibling is too old for something equating to you're a degenerate?

Love picking up my little cousin, spinning her around etc.

Was wondering, at what age do they realise you shouldn't be touching their ass or chest?

>>37078877
Don't worry Anon she has some dadrock for you to listen to.

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>>37074361
>>37074692
>>37078076
my little sister actually looks just like these, same age to. Killed my loli fetish. Really worried about how hot she'll get when she becomes a teen, its going to be a sexuality paradox.

>>37079269
Either whenever their parents tell them about "bad touching" or like 6-7ish I guess.
That's about the time they start school

>>37079506
Uh oh

I'm fucked

>>37079163
He said jump on him, I didn't interpret that as sitting on his lap

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>>37075468
that bitch is blazzzzed

>>37079933
You can desensitize them by not making your touching overtly sexual, like massaging them or just poking them for fun. Then you can escalate sexually. If she likes you touching her sexually, she will let you do it anyway

>tfw 7yo cousin likes to watch TV sitting in my lap

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>>37074361

>tfw no little sister with 8+ year age gap between you ;-;

>>37080063
Thankyou, fellow forum user

Perhaps you would like to exchange personally identifying contact details so we can chat about this topic?

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>>37080024
As the saying goes:

Give your Loli grass, she'll show you her arse

>tfw older sister
I wish I had a younger bro or a twin bro.

>>37074361
Sure sis I have been working out just for this moment
*picks sister up*
*use too much force*
*accidentally throw sister into ceiling*

I am so sorry.

*run away and cry*

>>37082481
Why would you want to fuck a guy?

Are you a homo fag?

>>37074960
* hugging arms wrap around me, then go straight through, it's a hologram *
psshhh sorry kid, nothin personell
* appears out of the shadows and unsheathe my katana *
playtime ... is over ... heh heh

>>37077633
>that game
yeah I WONDER why your family doesn't want kids around you, hmmm

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>>37083374
You're just a pleb

>>37082575
>Why would you want to fuck a guy?
I don't but if I had a twin bro we'd probably have done lewd stuff together.
>Are you a homo fag?
Not at all but maybe only for me.

>>37076697
1 - kill, 2 - fuck, 3 - marry

>tfw younger sister
>never took advantage back then cause 4chan hadn't made me a degenerate yet
>all those missed opportunities I never thought about
>too late now cause now she's a HS Stacy
Fuck..

WHY COULDN'T MY PARENTS PUMP OUT A SECOND CHILD? I WANT LITTLE SIBLINGS TO LOVE AND CARE FOR AND DUMP ALL OF MY AFFECTION ON TO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>my mom put my newborn younger sister up for closed adoption when I was 5 years old
Fucking cunt did it just for the money and because she didn't care much for the father. My grandmother and grandfather both pleaded with my mom to keep her, telling her we could all be a happy family and she wouldn't even have to financially worry about raising her, but the bitch did it anyway.
Now my grandparents have both passed away from old age, my mom is god knows where probably shooting up drugs, no dad in the picture, and I'm living alone in my cold ass apartment with no family whatsoever.

>>37084152
Then make your own family you whiny fuck.
You act as if you can't find a girl, pump her with a kid and have her family become yours

>tfw last time I made a thread like this it 404'd and I got banned

>>37084167
not sure why it would be bannable just to post a little girl.

>>37084166
>implying it's that fucking easy for a robot

I work as a substitute teacher and assistant in a primary school. The second graders are always nagging me, wanting me to lift them all the time in the outdoor breaks between classes. It gets boring very quickly.

>>37084201
robot girls exist too you know,
Just find a homely girl.who isn't a Stacy

>>37084197
It was a 10 year old with tongue out and tummy showing, just a bit sexy but not lewd at all
>>37084231
I love when I get to pick my 8 year old niece at school and her friends are around.
>One qt even asked for a popsicle I had in my mouth once and grabbed my hand cause I said I'd throw it away

time to lay down sweetheart.

>>37074960
Cute kid, reminds me of C9 Sneaky

>>37084283
should've just said you could share it,
that way after a few of her sucks, you could taste of her leftover saliva.

>>37084326
>I was at a school giving popsicle to a kid
got a bit scared 2bqh, would have loved sharing tho

>>37084326
the skin inside your mouth is the same as inside the vaginal canal. so YESS

>>37084326
How are you even a teacher anyway, as a robot?
I would've considered that job, but I can't stomach being the center of attention every day, or speaking publicly with kids or not

>>37074361
>you and and me

>>37084421
It's "you & me & our pets"

>>37084242
how does it feel being so wrong??

>>37084399
You're replying to the wrong robot. It was the easiest job to get for me.

>>37084674
Ah my bad, I didn't even notice until now.
I'm not saying teaching isn't a easy job to get, it's just I don't think I could deal with anxiety & social aspects of being one.

>>37084705
It's just kids. They're not intimidating.

>>37076057
she was probably abused .

>>37074412
is 4chan down? testing testing testing

>>37076126
h-how old are they?

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>>37074960
How do I stop falling in to their trap? One wink and I'm in love. i'm SO WEAK. !

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>>37074960
How can she just go back to eating that damn orange slice like nothing has happened after stealing my heart?

>>37076576
that fucking lonely "who?" at the end gave me the rest