/britfeel/

>have the chance to lose virginity to service station anon
>too much of a pussy

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMy2bmSAIeA

>>37060662

It's not really losing your virginity is it?

>>37060680
is fucking boypussy not losing your virginity?

>>37060667
What about a little bit of.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

>>37060687

Fucking desusan is not losing virginity, no.

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>mfw realising SSanon secretly wants to give everyone in /britfeel/ a lethal dose of HIV

>>37060700

From what I gather, he's a bottom.

>>37060700

Jealousy gets ya nowhere lad.

>>37060687
The official standard of losing your virginity (tm) is ejaculating inside an unprotected vagina via vaginal intercourse in which the events prior did not involve the exchange of money.

>>37060732

Oh.... That's so cute! Did the vicar tell you that?

I hope Marko doesn't get disappointed

>>37060705
cant you get an std from fucking a guys ass if hes infected? seems like dicking your stick up the poopchute would put your penor and urethra in contact with a lot of bodily fluids

l-lads, do any of you use grindr?

I'm starting to think this might be an easy way to lose my virginity if I can just selectively pick out the most feminine of twinks so there's something attractive about them to me rather than a proper bloke.

>>37060639
>Feelin' alive on the M5 edition

SSanon - I'm serious about M5 Gloucester :^)

>>37060667
Drive my car all day to the motorway station
/Britfeel/ cruiser coming up on the left hand side
Lethal does, manmilk splashing on the twinkie's face
Little young Britfag and my big guy... and it's

2-4-6-8 ain't never too late
SSanon sucking me through the night
3-5-7-9 on a double white line
Jamming it in his mouth so warm and tight

>>37060761
>not gay
>planning on having sex with a complete stranger in a public place
yeah what could go wrong.

>>37060755
His vicar would have to be a real fucking degenerate to think only that counted as losing virginity.

>>37060766

You can, but the risk is quite low, in the same way fucking a HIV positive woman only has a 1 in 2500 chance leading to HIV infection.

Other STDs would be more common, but HIV is difficult to catch unless you are penetrated

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I have two very specific memory of service stations.
I went into one a and purchased a very expensive bottle of orange Volvic and it was kinda gross.
I had some pancakes at a little chef at a service statation too, they tasted nice, but the syrup on them was very sticky and I got some on my hand. It was very difficult to get off.
Post waifus.

>>37060755
How do you mean? vicar

>>37060789

Some of them are positively of the deSade school.

I'm kind of concerned that SS Anon is a troll, and Marko is sincere and will end up disappointed.

What is the expectation, just a quick sucking off or full blown bumming?

>>37060844
>I'm kind of concerned that SS Anon is a troll,
Same, some of his stories are too hilarious to be true.

when did /britfeel/ get so many /bentlads/ in it? honestly worries me if the thread attracts them or just a lot more faggots in the country than i thought

this whole SSAnon business makes me wish I had a car desu

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Fuckin' hell lads. I go shitpost elsewhere for a couple of hours and you guys organise a bumming sesh on the m5. For some reason the thread always gets like 80% more gay after midday.

>>37060818
I only have one memory of one and it was after a muddy festival just finished so there was just a line of mud on the floor from the door to the shitters. also posting waifu

>>37060876
Pretty sure it's just like moths to a flame.

>>37060876

You luv da D, lad.

>>37060876
If you think about it, there must be a pretty big cross section of not normal people and homos.

>>37060780
Was Shipman actually your doctor lad or are you memeing?

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This is the /britfeel/ playboy mansion

captcha: Select gas stations

>>37060876
Ours really is the gayest country in the world, but it's probably just a horrible invasion. All the gays and traplovers aren't happy unless everyone knows how gay they are. Now that gay threads are ignored by anyone with a brain, they have to spread even wider.

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are we posting M/A road feels?

>tfw my nearest Little Chef shutdown and it's been a sex shop ever since
>all those memories of eating yummy shit food surrounded by plastic plants have been taken over by blacked out windows with fluffy handcuff signs outside the door

>tfw driving past pic related on the A1 and it's now just an abandoned ghost building with a weird design

>>37060927

CISfags are a minority of under 18s in the UK now...

In a generation or two bore-osexuals will be virtually eliminated.

>>37060946

Oh, you tease.

I bet you gargle your boys spunk of a weekend...

>>37060974
>Strensham services

Do you just make stuff up randomly or do you actively enjoy looking a fuckwit?

http://motorwayservicesonline.co.uk/Strensham

How much do you tip the delivery guy?

>>37060876
For what it's worth, I havent had sex in years and I havent considered being prison gay. Some lads are just weak.

>>37060974
>>37060995

Forget my post, I'm retarded. It's just that they are spaced so far apart I couldn't see northbound

>>37060999
5 inches

Oregany

lost my virginity finally, bit underwhelming in all honesty.. maybe its just me but i 100% prefer a blowy

>>37061026
Howd you pull it off lad?

>>37061026
Blowjobs are for normals. Robots fidget too much.

>>37061037
must've pulled into a services at the right time

>>37060976
Even if I were that sort of disgusting degenerate, doing that every weekend would make me a disgusting normie and I wouldn't be here.

>>37061054
Thats why when she gets down to business you whip out your phone and head to /britfeel/ to shitpost about the best flavor of crisps to keep you from fidgeting

>>37061054
>tfw looking at porn when getting a bj

i feel bad but its pretty hot at the same time, not addicted to porn i swear officer

>>37061065

Confirmed semen demon.

>>37061068
But then you can't really focus on either so you tell her to stop so you can shitpost in peace.

Off to the post office to send my ebay item. Got a spliff and Star Trek ready to go when I get back. Think I'll skip working out today desu.

only ever had a blowjob once but it just hurt my dick and made me laugh like i was being tickled

needless to say she was a bit embarrassed that i was laughing even though i couldn't help it

still not sure if it's a problem with my dick or her technique

>>37060732
This is the truth.
Gays hate it when you point out they're virgins.

>>37061107
What would Picard say if he knew you were going to abandon your self-improvement in favour of degenerative narcotics? He wouldn't be impressed at all.

>>37060639
Where are you headed? Everything gets more boring from Birmingham
>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>37061191

I'm not headed anywhere, service station anon and Marko are meeting up for some gay fun at Strensham services around 8pm

>>37061191
where in east devon lad?

wonder if my ketamine tolerance has reached baseline yet

>>37061177

When you've been fucked so hard you cant sit down you know otherwise lad.

And you talk like a boy that's had a good solid packing of man meat, so I know you know what I mean.

Just got offered a job to start on Thursday. It's too soon I'm not ready rrrrreeeeeeEEEEE

Can we get a live stream of the meeting?

>>37061233
i;d sooner start as soon as possible, no time to worry about anything

>>37061285

I'll probably panic and not go in either way

Tranny sat next to me, had a golden opportunity to speak to them but couldn't think of anything to say

Also, went into Primark and couldn't find any womens tops I liked
Same on Amazon

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>>37061180
>What would Picard say

>>37061224
How much do you usually take?

Had a disciplinary at work

Apparently it's the type of thing you can get fired over

>>37061316
We don't care about your faggotry poley. We've got far more interesting things on the horizon this evening

>>37061331
used to be half a gram a night
been off it for about 4 weeks

>>37060779
>SSanon - I'm serious about M5 Gloucester :^

Hey sorry, I didn't see this.

I'm strictly a bottom. But Gloucester is one of my favourite service stations in the whole country.

Have any of you used duolingo?

>all these straights who pretend to be gay due to lack of women

Theres a site for you freaks just round the corner

>>37061177
THIS
fags get triggered so easily

>>37061375
yes I did a bit this morning

>>37061382

I bet you love it sweetie.

>>37061374

Isn't it your favourite this side of Cumbria. That one on the M6 does seem exceptional, but I can't see the fuss over Gloucester

>>37061385

Is it any good?

.;l;lkj

>out for a bike ride, found an entrance to an old underground bunker
>the man hole cover from the top has been moved recently(i dont know who by) and you can see the ladder steps on the wall going at least 40feet down into the dark
>want to go down there so much just to look around
>too much of a pussy to actually do it

hows your day going boys?

>phone vibrates
>heart skips a beat
>it's not her
fucking hell lads does it ever get better

>>37061407
Yeah Tebay is my absolute favourite.

Gloucester is really good too though.

They are both owned by the same company. It's basically the "Tesco Finest" version of service stations. Wish they had more.

Only problem is that Gloucester doesn't have that many truckers, so cruising isn't as good as some other places. Tebay has the same issue, but they have a dedicated service station for truckers down the road at Junction 38 that I usually pop into too.

>>37061374
Do you want to suck my dick and then have a nice sausage roll from the shop sometime?

>>37061475
Definitely. The sausage rolls are great.

Tomorrow?

>>37061446
>phone vibrates
>get really anxious
>might have to do something
>it's vodafone
The feeling of relief is like a high.

Why is everyone trying to shag this one guy, did I miss some pics being posted?

>>37061300
one time i was starting a job that was supposed to start in September but they rang me up in august and asked where i was. turns out they got a bit confused because they hired a group of people for different departments but mine wanted me in august

>>37061419
yes lad it is, and you should use their flashcard decks on tinycards.duolingo.com

>>37061446
>phone vibrates
>don't even bother checking it and just plug it in to recharge
>carry on with whatever I was doing before

>>37061569
It's not all about looks.

>>37061569
>lad offers himself to people in service stations
>then says he doesn't really discriminate about looks
>fags in the thread go wild

how is this a surprise

>>37061591
be honest though if it was a roastie the straights would be doing the same thing desu

>>37061585
Most of the waifu posters are gay but don't have all these suitors.
>>37061591
>says he doesn't really discriminate about looks
Oh, missed that part. Still suprising.

>>37061607
The idea of a roastie not discriminating about looks is hilarious.

>>37061607
If it were a roastie there would be more disgust expressed. Gays don't have any standards so this makes them happy.

alright crypto anon, i have around about 10 bongs in bitcoin and 10 soon to be 20 in ether. Should i seperate assets between the two or should i just turn it all into bitcoin

>>37061591
And according to him he's some perfect twink with a bleached bumhole. Look forward to hearing what he's really like.

>>37061652
have you seen what happened when that anon pretend to be a girl who would have sex for a kebab?
or the gateshead femanon?

>>37061657
>10 bongs in bitcoin
Not him but I buy more of that every week for weed. You cant seriously think it's ever going to be a meaningful profit?

>>37061677
I think I remember the kebab one. It was pretty obvious it was fake, I think.

Must've missed the gateshead one.

>>37061607
The m5 is a bit far though tbqh.

>>37061682

It would have been in 2009 desu. It could still blow up further.

>>37061657
Jesus Christ lad just get a job in maccies or ask your mum for the money you're wasting on leccy each day

>>37061657
I've heard DGB is the moon mission anon

>>37061657
If you want riches you want to get some stellar lumen

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>tfw used a calculator and still got it wrong

when will it end lads, my brain won't function

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brought up autism with my counsellor, think I have it because I have so many symptoms

already on ESA (no assessment yet) for depression, is it easier to get ESA via autism? or can I do both?
and can you only get PIP if you have someone help you with stuff? I don't need a carer

>>37061885
"Football fields" is a fucking retarded unit of measurement.

gutted lads, can vaguely remember a song i used to listen to on youtube but cant rememebr the name of it

spent the past 4 hours looking and i think i might give up, i think it only had about 300k views when i last heard it a year or so ago.. guess i have no chance

>>37061896
Stop trying to scam the taxpaying british public, lad.

I can't want until mummy May is officially voted in and removes all bennies from all disabled people and forces everyone who used to be on them into the fracking mines.

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>>37061914
Remember any of the lyrics lad?
What genre?

>>37061896
For PIP you need to prove you need aids, assistance or prompting to perform daily living tasks. You also are assessed on your ability to plan and make a journey and the actual physical component of making that journey.

You have to be severely autistic to score an award for the planning a journey bit.

>>37061938
sounds like I won't be getting PIP then
thanks for the help

>>37061928
you having fun roleplaying?

>>37061896
I am on PIP for autism but my ESA was stopped recently. Surprised you're on ESA for depression desu, my assessor was a right harsh cunt.

>>37061933
unfortunately not mate, it was kind of like a cross between a poem and a song

had a depressing vibe to it if i remember correctly in the video he was sat at what looked like an alcoholic anonymous meeting

>>37061991
hum it for us lad maybe we can find it

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They say that when something is shaped like a woman but has defective lady parts they're more likely to get cancer by about a thousand times.

Hopefully this means we'll get to see this disgusting womb-wort rot live on TV.

reheating last night's chicken lads

giving myself a nice big juicy thigh to munch on with a jacket potato and some lovely chicken gravy

>>37062042
wish i could remember it well enough lad, oh well maybe ill invest another hour of searching then ill accept defeat

>>37062047
You taken your meds today lad?

>>37061928
>taxpaying public

the vast majority of people who contribute taxes add absolutely nothing to the country lad. muh tax money is just a way for people to look down on people who's lives are marginally shittier than theirs.

>>37061214
>E-Exmouth

I notice there is another anon on the zeemaps stuck here

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MAKIN MAH WAY DOWNTOWN
WALKIN FAST
FACES PASS ANNAM HOME BOUND

DOODLEY DOODLEY DOO dunna dunna dunna DOODLEY DOODLEY DOO
AN I NEED YOU
AND I MISS YOU
AND NOW
I
WONDER

>>37062042
Okay I tried, it sounds a little like this.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LpekZTLtkX

>>37062328
Are you being teleported at the end?

Saw multiple qt Muslimas today. Who /desert fever/ here?

>>37062526
Drill the oil, fill the soil race traitor

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>>37060639
Don't hate congratulate edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

*Intimidates white boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful big black...

*Cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>37062574
Why waste my time fighting for this >>37062610

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D-dreams don't mean I'm a nonce r-right

>>37061440
Iktf
There is an old abandoned factory near where I live but I get spooked when I go near it. Would love to grow some balls 1 day

>>37062667
EERYAR LADS WE GOT A NONCE FRESH FOR BASHING

>>37062667
no don't worry, I've had dreams where I've killed people and 1 where I killed a doggo. I've not done it irl so all's good

>>37062610
I saw counted 8 mothers on my visit to Morrisons today and all but one had mixed race children

>>37062711
I have to believe it's confirmation bias but honestly it makes my blood fucking boil

I always fart when I do reverse crunches
Who said exercise wasn't fun

>>37062711
wish I could say that you're lying but I know you're not

then you get middle aged white males calling you racist and showing no sympathy towards you eve though they allowed this

im caught in a bit of an internal conflict lads, im not a homo but every day for the past few months i've had sexual fantasies about sucking my mates cock

>>37062731
Whenever I dig into my anus with some toilet paper to ensure it's clean I let out some very long and vibrating farts.

>>37062754
>even though they allowed this
What's wrong with race mixing?

>>37062711
Something so satisfying about nonwhite lads conquering our women.

Very nervous about my meeting with SS Anon.

Going to head out in about 90 mins. Trying to pick an outfit.

>>37062856
Take pics and maybe a vid lad, this could be one of britfeels finest moments

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who /hustle/ here?

>buy game for 40 gbp
>two weeks later after compelting it sell it to cex for 8 gbp
>free monies

>>37062856
Are you sure you want to knob a strange lad? Dont get me wrong I hope you go for the greentext.

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>>37062610
ffs the old birds discovering more at Newnham Court Shopping Village would not shut up about this...

I finally spoke to the tranny!

It was mostly a failure

So she was speaking to someone else asking for help and I butted in, sounded like something I might know
She smiled
Closest up I've seen here and her skin is terrible

Unfortunately I couldn't help her sufficiently and she left as I was in the middle of mumbling

>>37062754
>they allowed this

No, our government did
Blame the people in charge for the demoralisation of our people

>>37062876
I will do that if I get SS Anon's permission. Don't want to violate his privacy.
>>37062883
Honestly lad I'm just so horny. Been wanking to tranny porn for years, and towards the end of last year I started wanking to gay porn with twinks.

Thinking that this is what I need for some relief.

Can't even be mad at blacks taking our women, my only gf was a chink and I'm talking to another chinese girl right now

>tfw fell for the yellow fever meme since I was 14

>>37062856
Leather chaps obviously

Is there anyone here 24 or older, NEET, and without a uni degree?

>>37062918
I don't have anything like that. Thinking about just a tight black teeshirt with a deep v neck, black levis, and my good boxers.

>>37062927
Me

25

Got a diploma though

And I have a job but I don't plan to stick around

>>37062927
Me. I'm 25 and no degree. Sometimes do casual landscaping work though, but mostly neet.

>>37062927
>30
>NEET for 2 years
>didnt finish A levels

>>37062798
white women prefer brown and black lads, we're called white boy for a reason

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>>37062927
i'm turning 24 in 2 months, been a NEET since 16 and don't even have good GCSEs

Today I failed long divison (primary school level) in a free foundation maths course I go to for 2 hours every week

>>37062960
>>37062962
>>37062971
lads
babes
mates
dudes
7abibis
what are we going to do

>>37062939
Wear boxer briefs or briefs if possible, rubbing through them for foreplay is much better when it's tight.

For some reason I felt like reading about incest so I googled shit like "i am sexually attracted to my 18 year old son" and "should I sunbathe nude in front of my 18 year old son"

didn't find anything and now I feel really grim, probably on some list

service station anon do you go bareback?

I reckon you've probably got HIV by now.

Can you also describe your encounters? Is it well known for males to go and sit in the service station and wait for others to come so that they can bum each other? Is it like dogging. Give detail please.

Proof I'm not a paki
A seat became available on the train (next to a paki) and I declined it, offered it to an older white man in a business suit

>>37062927
I didn't start work till I was 30, had a couple part time jobs during that but I was a NEET for nearly 12 years. No uni degree, not even any GCSE's

>>37062927
26 here, no qualifications, no skills, no iq, no hope

>>37062991
Plan is to just stay neet for as long as possible. My temporary work situation is good. When you sign on and off the dole, it gets them off your back. I quite often work for 2-3 weeks, get paid 600-1000, and then sign back on and buy something nice with the fruits of my labour.

>>37062971
>Today I failed long divison (primary school level) in a free foundation maths course I go to for 2 hours every week

Most people would fuck that up.

>>37063026
Well in mate, my fancy ones are boxer briefs.

>>37063085
Calm down and look at me

I'm proof that anyone can make it

>>37062711

Cool! That's good to know lad, thanks

>>37063076
What was the work?

>>37063085
lad
mate
babe
dude
7abibi
what are we going to do

>>37062971
>Today I failed long divison (primary school level) in a free foundation maths course I go to for 2 hours every week

Mate I have a well paid job and I'd fuck that up too. Loads of people would. Don't worry about it.

>>37063101
This has to be a troll. You work in the shittiest job imaginable. In what sense have you "made it"?

>>37063121
i dont know what to do, i dont do anything desu

>enjoy watching a weird/cute mentally ill girl on youtube
>she gets a bf and he's in every video
you're dead to me you bitch

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>>37062971
At least you are trying
Goodluck

>>37063123
>This has to be a troll. You work in the shittiest job imaginable. In what sense have you "made it"?
Where was I this time last year?

175lbs
Only leaving the house for takeaway
Cutting myself
Repressing my gender identity
NEET (would be so for over a year)

>>37063121
nothing special work in a factory making sweets, started with an agency then applied for a job, lied on my cv about everything and got my cousin as a reference

>>37063167
>Where was I this time last year?

The same place you are now. Almost completely skint and in your childhood bedroom in your mum and dads house.

Actually I think you had more money back then.

>>37062894
>>37062777
Boomer faggot retards always give "that look" towards me after I show spite to these women as if I'm doing something wrong, its all their fault. They show no sympathy and look down on us even though were their sons

I have more in common with my grandads generation who would actually stand up for themselves to get sex instead of wasting away or beta buxing

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>>37062991
I ask myself that frequently, my two goals right now is moving out and becoming independent and having a reason to wake up. Seems like both are impossible but whatever. I was shut in for years so even just going outside once a week is an improvement.

>>37063053
Theres subreddits dedicated to incest stories like that

>>37063092
>>37063123
yeah but I'd rather learn it and pass this shit as it might come in handy, I've been going to this since like october when I un-shut-in myself. I went in on a whim after a hospital appoinment. Its such a demeaning experience. I don't talk to anyone there I just go in and get handed a laptop and do it. I passed english easily at least.

>>37063162
yeah I use that to make myself feel better, I'm not sponging the benefit system just to be a freeloader. I want to give my contribution to society its just I'm stuck outside the bubble of society trying to poke my way in. I feel like I need a sharp knife to penetrate in yet I'm a big blunt dildo thats bouncing off the bubble constantly

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evening lads, almost time for the overnight wageslaving once again

how are we all holding up today, tell us what you've been up to

>>37063199
he's not skint lad hes got 6 credit cards

>>37063237
>different coffee cup again
get out normie reeeeeeee

>>37063158
Fucking cucked mate. Just be yourself, you'll get the girl :)

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>>37063237
I'll tell you once I've finished my coffee

NOBODY POST UNTIL ANON FINISHES HIS COFFEE

>>37063134
one day we're going to have to do something lad
what will we do
aaaaaaaaa
it's killing me

>>37063177
is that what you do to this day? was it a livable wage?

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Threw up today at work, literally nothing but water came out. Am I dying

>>37062856
>tfw going out to the pictures
>may miss a great great moment on /britfeel/

fuck's sake lads I don't even want to see guardians of the galaxy, I just want to see SSanon noshing off Marko

>>37063318
That was just your soul mate, don't worry about it.

>>37063092
>dropping on and off the dole
I'll keep this in mind lad thanks
>>37063230
How are you going to do that

>>37063230
>Theres subreddits dedicated to incest stories like that
I'm not really into desu, just this morning felt like reading about mom shit. I think I just love milfs

>>37063237
are you the lad who is a security guard? twin peaks fan too?

>>37063318

I hope you're using it as an excuse to take loads of time off work.

>>37063259
>doesn't know it's the same mug anon posted a few days ago when he was listening to mike oldfield
You're not even a dedicated britfeeler, you fraud.

how do you lads even watch the footy? am i fuck paying for all the channels to watch a couple of football games a week, and i cant find a decent streaming site. all the streaming sites i find are either incredibly shit quality or the links dont work

>>37063337
Nah this one's different, i theorise he has three of the same mug from a multipack.

>>37061885
Read the question more closely next time, silly

>>37063333
yes I am, to both questions

how do you do lad

>shower
>immediately need a poo

if I carry on like this I will find the nearest high drop but if I jump the normies win

Made a spreadsheet of all the movies I've watched this year lads, hopefully this will motivate me to do more

>>37063298
yeah, on about 26k pa

>>37063345
Look into Kodi

>>37063345
I dont. I just read enough news so I'm conversational in football.

>>37063362
>damn fine cup of coffee

HOW DO YOU KNOW

I live in Evesham, Strensham services isn't too far. I was really tempted to go just to see if they'd both turn up.

Not to be a cunt and interfere or take pics, just to see if they are both bullshitting, but I have such a fucking headache now I just can't be bothered desu. Hope it goes well lads.

>>37063362
https://youtu.be/5PcoMrwEa5o

>Ian Brady's body will not be released until assurances are made his ashes will not be scattered on Saddleworth Moor, a coroner has ruled.

>Brady, 79, who tortured and killed five children with lover Myra Hindley, buried four of his victims on the moor.

>Senior coroner Christopher Sumner said he knew he did not have the legal power to make such a request but believed it was the "correct moral judgement".

So he's illegally holding Brady's body hostage? Might call the police

>>37063428

RIP Ian. True Brit.

>>37063404
How rigorous is the work?

lads theres two twinks outside my house that look like they would make cute fembois what do?

>>37063428

who the fuck is gonna scatter his ashes on the moor? Does he have surviving family members or friends that they're going to turn the ashes over to?

Like the fuck.

>>37063362
not him, but was it you writing the story around Christmas time, it had a bit in it with a girl looking out of a window at herself a monster.

>>37063453
Tell them that

>>37063453
Kidnap, force feminize

>>37063458
Probably had a will made stating he wanted them scattered there.

Absolute #Madman to the very end

>>37063458
If they sprinkle his ashes on the moor he is reborn for another 79 years

>>37063466
good memory lad, it was indeed

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>>37063345
>streaming sites
It's all about that Acestream senpai. Use /sp/ or leddit for links.

>>37063448
not that bad really depending on what i'm doing. I get chance to post from work quite a bit when i'm sat watching the machines run

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>>37063428

I wonder what happened to shippy's ashes

>>37063487

that's some voldemort shit right there laddie

wonder if that lad that wasn't found was actually a horcrux of some kind?

this is the comfiest game I've ever played I think lads.

Please join me.

Also is there any other kinda similar games that are comfy like this?

>>37063510
you fuckin genius lad
you've cracked it
no wonder he refused to appeal and kept saying he wanted to die
the kid is his horcrux

>>37063067
Nah, never go bareback. I'm always safe. Another good reason to use service stations - there's always a condom machine.

>Is it well known for males to go and sit in the service station and wait for others to come so that they can bum each other?

No, I don't think there's a culture around it. I just usually approach guys sitting on their own. I am very obviously gay in my mannerisms and voice, so I can tell right away if they are into it. Usually I get talking to a guy and we are in the toilets within minutes.

>>37062856
<3

lads I love you and I hope that you will have a wonderful life :3

>>37063515
Nope, that's the comfiest game

>>37063490
Well I remember because I had been talking to you about it and it was me you showed that spoiler to.
how's it coming along, did you ever get it to a point where you was happy with it.

>>37063509
Is that a new shipman?

>>37063506
ok lad ty for the info

>>37063515
>not naming the game

>>37063515
forgot the link lads

http://armorgames.com/play/17817/swords-and-souls

>>37063569
such a silly goose

>>37063527
Dont you risk a battering? Song for you lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9lmCpIzhFo

>>37063538
I haven't made much progress with it, I've been making notes and reviewing where I want to go with it mostly

I'm happier with it but I think I've got a lot of work to do in order to move forwards

>>37063500
this

t. ameri

>>37063550

Just his head photoshopped onto an undertaker

>>37063515
>>37063533
fools, this is the comfiest game

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Lads do any of you know about record players. Are any of these decent? I'm not expecting much for 35 bong but I don't them to be shit. I'd assume the Sony one would be best

>>37063569
Is there any comfy world building games on that site?

lads my brother gets out of jail in 4 months, he's been inside for 7 years

can't wait

>>37063616
He's gonna bum you to pieces lad

>>37063616
Has he fucked any dudes

>>37063616
Seven years lad wew, bet he's gone passed prison gay to full homo by now.

>>37063604
I'd have a look for you but I'm blind.

>>37063616
With reoffending rates the way they are he'll be back inside by the end of the month. Also you and your family are scum.

>>37063582
well for what it's worth I liked the bits you shared, I thought it was good and would have been something I would have bought. remember there is nobody as harsh a critic as we are about ourselves, glad to see you've not given up on it though lad

>>37063626
Like I just said

can't wait

>>37063600

Don't buy any of them lad, they look woeful. They'll only scratch your vinyl.

Just save up some money and get a cheap audio technica.

>>37063632
>Also you and your family are scum

you dont even know us lad

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>>37063527
Would like to join you guys but my cars not allowed on the motorway
Hope you have some good fun

>>37063600

I'd lean marginally to the Kenwood then the sony (not much in it), wouldn't touch the Bush.

>>37063616
7 years, what did the lad do. was it an armed robbery, you can get 10 for that

>>37063472
tfw no basement ;_;

>>37063659
You have a member of family who's been to prison. Scum.

>>37063652
I was looking at audio technica since I like their other products but 100 bong on a hobby I might not even enjoy in a month is a bit worrying

>>37063616
what's he in for lad?

>>37063681

Their low end stuff is shit anyway,

>>37063362
lad, how do you become a security guard? It seems like a comfy job depending on what you're guarding I suppose.

>>37063600
None of them are decent, but they won't destroy your records like the other anon said. Record players aren't made to damage records, what kind of company would be that reckless? The Sony would be your best bet if you're set on getting one of them, but I'd replace the stylus.

You're better off buying a decent player though, you will get what you pay for. You'll have to pay for a preamp as well for one of those tables.

>>37063668
armed robbery on a bookies, posession of a firearm with intent

he was sentenced to 11 years total but gradually shaved it on good behavior

>>37063706
what are you on about?

The vinyl manufacturers specifically design cheap players to damage vinyl so as to keep poor bastards out of the hobby. Did you not know this?

It's great watching hipsters buy Led Zeppelin II for 24.99 from HMV only for them to get home, play it on their 100 quid technica and have it all explode in their face.

You need to read more about stuff mate.

>>37063691
here lad
>>37063723

>>37063675
i know this is bait but ur a twat regardless

>>37063723
My brother went to high school with a guy who robbed a petrol station. He panicked and shot the guy working there. Never getting out of jail.

>>37063723
>good behaviour

You get let out on license after half your sentence. What the fuk did he do to get stuck in for an extra year and a half?

>>37063527
>>37062856
you better not let us down after all this hype lads

If there isn't photo/video evidence and a detailed story on both sides I'm going to be disapointed

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WE GON WIN BOIS

>>37063753

Fuck off and die there's a good spakker.

>>37063769
u wot m8 prison is like a holiday camp nowdays he's 'avin a g8 time

Alexis Sanchez not getting in the team of the year is an absolute disgrace desu and I'm a Chelsea fan

>>37063723
what an upstanding respectable citizen your uncle is anon. I'm sure you are proud of him.

It's gonna be great watching him get arrested again when he inevitably returns to street drugs to solve his issues with lack of re-integration into society.

Enjoy watching him struggle anon. Enjoy it.

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>u wot m8 prison is like a holiday camp nowdays

>>37063705
sign up with a security firm, don't apply to a place directly, a firm will keep you in work if something goes tits up

you'll need an SIA licence to work in security but most firms offer schemes to pay for the licence if you stay with them for the duration of its validity, it can either be a comfy job or a stressful hell depending on where you end up

>>37063776
he was involved in the 2014 HMP oakwood riots

>>37063753
What a load of bollocks, lad. Manufacturers aren't as elitist as audiophiles are, they're focused on trying to get people into the hobby so they can make money, not keeping them out of it. That'd be a fucking terrible business model. You sound like a total nutter.

>>37063808
its my brother lad not my uncle, why are you being such a dickhead

>>37063852>>37063872


Daniel Rust, Ryan Harris, Matthew Williams, Adam Bates, Mark Russell and Daniel Donovan

which one is he anon? They all look like ultimate horrible chavs.

>>37063852
>he was involved in the 2014 HMP oakwood riots

Real "good behaviour" there m8

>>37063850
How much of a big guy do you have to be?

>>37063867
why are people so autistic on this board that they can never tell when someone is going for the really hard troll

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my sainsbury's lego card collection is going well lads, got another 6 booster packs from the shopping delivery man

>>37063872

Sounds like there's a party at yours

>>37063600i'd look into getting a direct drive 1 instead of belt drive. also might be worth getting a new stylus if buying a 2nd hand turntable, you don't want to ruin your vinyl

>>37063876
shit happens lad, think its pretty standard for people to fuck up from time to time

>>37060639
Going to Paris tomorrow until Friday lads.

How to survive without my computer for 2 days? :'(

Even I'm not faggot enough to phonepost.

>>37063920

Why DD if it's only being used to play tunes on?

Belt drive, at least a decent one, is quieter.

>>37063949
Armed robbery and a prison riot is not the same as "fuck up from time to time"

>>37063600
If you aren't autistic and dont mind going to >>>Leddit, /r/vinyl has a very good guide for beginners

>>37063968

No, it sounds much cooler than the average fuck up.

>>37063896
Because we're so used to genuine retards that it's hardly worth giving people the benefit of the doubt any more.

>>37063949
>his brother robbed a shop with a gun
>was involved in a prison riot
>he still defends him

Sorry to break it to you lad, your brothers a cunt

Please do not stop posting anime ever. Thank you

>>37063988
yeah so cool:
>being on the bottom rung of society
>having a permanent criminal record
>having to sign a register for violent criminals
>Losing years of your life in a prison
>Never being able to get a job
>Not being able to travel to several great 1st world countries

I could go on and on.

Are people seriously getting this moral about and ex-con? He might be a sound lad apart from the occasional law breaking.

>>37063880
if you're content to be a desk jockey you don't have to be a big guy at all, I work with a bunch of fat old retired soldiers in their sixties and overweight africans, I'm tall but I'm a bean pole

don't bother with door supervision (bouncing), it's a terrible job for lads like us

>>37064024
>Not being able to travel to several great 1st world countries
Posh do-gooder faggot spotted

>>37064029
I doubt he was robbing the shop to buy food for his starving family mate

>>37064029
He is a white nigger, carried a gun and rioted in prison.

This is not morality, it's just general disgust

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>>37064010
Well I was thinking about packing in the smugposting game but you've turned me right around lad

>>37064031
>a bunch of fat old retired soldiers in their sixties and overweight africans
they both sound like they'd look tough at least. I dont think I give an air of authority.

>>37063723
was he into doing blags, nice
apparently it is quite a rush charging into a shop gun in hand
>EVERYONE ON THE FUCKING FLOOR
>YOU OPEN THAT FUCKING TILL NOW
>HURRY THE FUCK UP
so I've heard

>>37064041

white nigger hahahahahaha

that sums him up perfectly

/thread

>>37064029

We are actually, why should we have sympathy for this cunt?

Probably b8 anyway

>>37064024

It sounds better than being Capt. Autismo of the Good ship /r9k/, yes.

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>>37064010
maybe one day we will

>>37064050
As long as you can handle the banter it'll be fine.

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>>37064059
What'd you call me?

originale

>>37064051

As much of a cunt as he is, he is the one who is suffering the most, 30 seconds of adrenaline for 7 years in prison

>>37064058
>sympathy
no one asked you to feel sorry for him. Could have actually had a conversation instead of REEEEEing about how bad crime is.

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You have now seen an image of Eamonn Holmes willy

what do you think of it lads?

>>37064029
It shouldn't be a surprise that the calibre of social reject that inhabits britfeel would contrive to find someone they can feel superior to.

>>37064059
True. People think prisoners are on the bottom rung of society. But the real bottom rung is being a long term neet virgin shut-in.

>>37064029
Fucking this, the amount of faggots crying about a ''''criminal'''' that for all we know could be a top guy.. so what if he robbed a shop people do what they have to life isnt always blue skies and bright sunshine in the real world

aye lads
gonna kill myself within the next week
dubs gets my life savings

>>37064097
I don't want your 17p, pack of space raiders and cumsock anon.

>>37064097
>dubs gets my life savings
rolling. How you gonna do it?

>>37064085
it's not holmes

>>37064097
I'd rather have your life shavings ;)

>>37064093
And the riot?

>>37064097

How much is your life savings?

>>37064088
Contrive is right because as long as he had had sex, even just once, then he's superior to the people here.

The idea of an adult virgin male looking down on anyone is a joke. It's the lowest thing you can be. Much worse than being a prisoner.

>>37064097
Rolling for /britfeel/ lottery

>>37064120

You have to do something to keep from getting bored, eh?

>>37064122

How desperate is this anon lmao.

Some fella posts that he's gonna off himself and give his life savings away. So he immediately makes a trip account in an attempt to benefit off a severely tragic situation.

This place is funny man.

>>37064081
it lasts a bit longer than 30 sec but yeah you're right, not worth it in the long run. is he a reformed character now

>>37064122
bout 7 grand m8
too drunk right now, talk to you in a few days

>>37062927
Yes for all except NEET.

Dropped out of university twice, now work in a call centre. At work I just show up, do the bare minimum, leave and come home. I don't even spend my wages besides paying my mum rent to keep her quiet.

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>>37064122
>>37064133
>tfw you finally win something, but a tripfag gets there first and steals your prize

>>37064049
Thank you. Anime pics brighten up this ugly world
>>37064072
No
please don't ever stop

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>>37064083
I hope you enjoy getting to spend time with your brother and things go well for him
Guy cant you just be nice

>>37064050
>I dont think I give an air of authority
you don't have to m8, I'm a shy lad, you just have to know procedure and be able to follow it, nobody gives a fuck otherwise

I work with a delicate-looking polish lass, if she can get work in security you certainly can

>>37064120
>he wouldnt join a riot just for the bants
shame lad

>>37064160
>>37064133
no you know what
fuck tripfags
it's yours lad

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>>37064165
Anytime my m8

>>37064160
>but a tripfag gets there first and steals your prize

I'm not a tripfag, I temporarily put the tripcode on for one post, so that I could later prove I was the anon who made that post

>>37064188
> I temporarily put the tripcode on for one post, so that I could later prove I was the anon who made that post

Yes, tripfag, that's what anon said.

>>37062927
24, 2nd year of A levels had a breakdown and left school with 2 shit A levels after dropping out of the 3rd near the end. Been NEET ever since, had a bit of work for a few months a few years ago.

Haven't even written out a CV for years, wouldn't even know where to get started with finding employment, so I just take care of my mum and the house while she goes to work.

>>37064120
tbqh i have an easier time forgiving him for that than his initial crime, i think after 7 years in prison the idea of a riot probably seems like a good idea

>>37062927
>Is there anyone here 24 or older, NEET, and without a uni degree?

More than twice that age but I have a Masters.

>>37064200
Why so salty? It was a sensible decision under the circumstances.

>>37064212
Having worked in prisons, I disagree. Especially since under anon's timeline, he was at most weeks away from being released the first time when it happened.

>>37064238
fuckin okay fine i'll split it
just someone take it so i don't pussy out

>>37064238

Possibly. It still makes you a tripfag, nothing salty about it lad.

>>37064251

Must have been good bants then.

>>37064263
It wasn't me. Just saying, the person who tripfagged specifically in order to prove that the doubles were theirs was sensible. If you like I could trip to prove it wasn't me but then of course you'd call me a tripfag anyway

>>37064289
>Just saying, the person who tripfagged

Tripfagged.

That's all I said too.

needles to say i took drugs

>>37064332
you aren't me
fuick you

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Welcome to the /britfeel/ saloon. How tough are ya?

Marko and SS anon to meet in about 65 minutes from what they've said

>>37064410
mum asked me to take my washing downstairs and I didn't

>>37064410
I drink tea... WITHOUT MILK

I'm taking some new pics for you boys in the next 7 days

So could I please get a recommendation on a top to wear?

If not then I'm just going to wear that green hoodie again

>>37064332

Yeah, high time I started myself.
Put a bit of tea on and get toasted.

Marko, be careful with SS Anon's desusan

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>>37060818
housemates silly doggo comes outside when i have a spliff,scratches at the door to go in then scratches from the inside like i'm going to get up again to open the door. silly doggo. 4 more sleeps then back to just me n catto.

>>37064445
>I'm taking some new pics for you boys in the next 7 days
I dont believe you

>>37064445
how about topless for us sweetie x