Which britfeeler is most likely to murder you?
Bonous round: post your madesttruebritfeel poster conspiracy theory
SHIPMAN POSTS ONLY EDITION
>>37045843
I have a conspiracy that shipanon is an utter fucking weirdo autist with an odd obsession that is bordering on the need for forensic psychiatry.
>>37045843
Theory -
Kev is here right now.
>>37045902
big if true
>>37045904
no dubs, must be a liar
>>37045931
You think Kev would confirm that theory when he is hiding out?
>>37045843
>Bonous
uh oh
5th for hurr durr you done a spelly mistake
>>37045902
I'm not autistic actually.
RIP Ian
forever in our hearts
>>37045957
>The phrase "I'm not autistic actually" has never been said before on /r9k/
>>37045843
Eating an apple and a fab at the moment, lads
Post waifus
>>37045843
Black don't crack edition
Oh, it's great being black in a white neighbourhood
>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you
*intimidates white boy*
>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful big black...
*cuts to interracial sex scene*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ
>>37045843
>bonous
my theory is that you are a dirty yank over-correcting your spelling to sound more british
>>37045987
top kek
>>37045964
press F to pay respects
Sexual Kevin will dub a post below.
>>37045843
Theory: lenlad is cute and I'm going to kiss him
MIIIILLLK CAAAAT
WHEEERE HAVE YOOOU GOOONE?
the online "gf" is moving in with her friend in a few weeks lads
I just know she's probably gonna fuck someone in the first week she's there ;_; I wish I never even began talking to her. I'm never going to meet her so what's the point?
I'll let one of you lads kill me if you promise to make it quick and painless
>>37045994
>fab
havn't had one of those in ages
>tfw no freezer available to me
>>37046005
nope, not even the post below the post below yours, but he did the 1 after, he works in mysterious ways
>>37046022
just dump her you fucking clown
it's a one way ticket to getting cucked, nothing good comes of it, it stops you from pursuing REAL GIRLS
>>37046005
>>37046022
Pray Sexual Kevin
>>37045902
I have a conspiracy theory that shipanon ended up murdering that american anon he met in oxford and abandoned his corpse somewhere
>>37046006
NO HE'S MINE
>>37046022
cucked, serves you right normie
>>37046022
>tfw online gf won't cuck me
>>37046001
nah mate I just can't into spelling
>>37046005
woah he blessed my post man>>37046044 holy fuck just what is going on
>>37045999
Heard some white girls talking about this while taking a leisurely stroll through Mount Edgcumbe Country Park ffs
>>37045994
forgot to attach the 3DAC
Get a Chinese boyfriend.
>>37046006
>>37046056
No screw both of you Lenlad is mine
I WIN THIS TIME THREAD SPLIT FAG! YOU'VE KEKED ME TWICE, BUT NO LONGER! I AM THE ALPHA MALE IN THIS ONLINE REALTIONSHIP.
>>37046104
pray to sexual kevin
Finally got a waifu lads.
>realise waifufags are gay as fuck.
Finally dropped my waifu lads.
>>37046132
I'd rather a chinese gf thank you Jinping
>>37045999
heard theresa may talk about this on the facebook stream ffs
>>37045994
It would mean a lot of someone thought I'd murder them
Welcome to /britfeel/ how tough are ya?
I think it's actually pretty disgusting that you lot think you're so nonchalant about serial killers.
Tell me, how many of you have actually listened to the recording Brady made?
>>37046209
did you see the corbyn question? what at time to be alive, top lad
The amount of times the frame rate drops in breath of the wild Wii u... This is unacceptable, why don't they just lower the fucking graphics a bit so it runs better. Windwaker ran perfectly. The state of console gaming today..
>>37046155
>>37046177
Kevinshere lads
>>37046220
i'm edging, laddy... tell me more?
>>37046232
>lower the graphics in an open world game
Yeah more fog would be great
Can you be prison gay for 1 lad?
Really got a thing for a non-waifufag Britfeeler (no, it's not you)
>>37046217
i'm not tough at all. in fact, i'm probably the softest lad on here
>>37046233
whaaaa
this is getting crazy now lads, i'm not sure I can handle anymore
>>37046275
Who is it lad
>>37046217
mate i'm a fucking unit
>>37046275
It is me and I'm not interested
>>37046277
>>37046277
Kevin doesn't think you are soft
the diet starts tommorow lads
>>37046248
It honestly would. I'd prefer it to be polygons if it could consistently run at 60 frames, I don't care about graphics. Hate the open world trend as well. Nintendo could learn a lot from the dynasty warriors games.
>>37046220
Yeah, it's so disgusting, in fact, it's almost as if we're on 4chan.
>>37046301
Dynasty Warrior games are shit though. It's pure grind.
>>37046220
anyone got a link? I've seen/heard worse
>>37046232
Get the Switch. So much more comfy playing BOTW on that.
>>37046313
Take that back right now lad, those games are god tier
>>37045994
I like fabs, but love feasts desu, gonna treat myself to a box full next payday
>>37046320
KEK I doubt it laddy.
>>37046217
I can handle myself. Not the best brawler, but I can get by.
>>37046275
Tell us who it is, this concerns me more because I'm one of the few non-waifuers
>>37046279
handle kevins
>>37046284
I tried to watch ouija last night and ended up turning it off after 10 minutes and going to sleep with the light on. I appreciate being blessed by Kev though
>>37046301
I agree with you desu. Open world games are dumb. I don't want to walk from place to place across uninteresting areas. Just send me where I need to go or make the world smaller so I don't waste time travelling and can play the game.
>>37046325
Too late now. The only thing I'd buy a switch for is Zelda and I've already blown 50 quid on that
>>37046220
serial killers are a core part of britfeel
can someone talk me out of buying memecoins that /biz/ are shilling before its too late
>>37046220
It's never been released but I've read the transcripts and it made me feel Nauseous. Almost as bad as the Lawrence Bittaker and Roy Norris tapes.
I can't speak for everyone here (although I can assume because /britfeel/ is full of nice m8s) but I'm nonchalant about serial killers because it's monotonous to talk about how horrible they were and how disgusting their crimes were every time I discuss them. It's a given really, it should be assumed when top banter is happening about serial killers that underneath it is an absolute contempt for them as people.
Having said that, Brady is one of the few serial killers I can't bring myself to joke about. Probably the closest thing to pure evil Bongland has ever seen.
If digits, there is another serial killer operating within the NHS right now
>>37046392
No. If your self control is that weak you deserve to get poor from memecoins.
>>37046348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsBnDldZg3o
>>37046402
If digits. The ghost of Shipman is ready to be reborn
Why do you think we're all so fucked up? And why do we all end up on 4chan?
Come on, I want some actually insightful answers to this.
>>37046220
Have to agree with you there desu. Its understandable to be interested in serial killers but its like people here actually admire them. Its weird af
>tfw you just read the phrase 'fuck her eye sockets' and it turned you on a bit
this is an odd feel
>>37045843
Starting to come out of prison gay phase lads, which is weird because I haven't even knobbed a woman recently.
Feels pretty good desu, I'd hate to be a proper bender.
>>37046444
I originally came to 4chan from stormfront (to /pol/) then after the Elliot Rodger massacre, came to /r9k/
Now I use 4chan almost exclusively for /britfeel/. During major happenings I'll browse /pol/ but that's about it/.
>>37046392
>bunch of memers buy some nonsense currency
>look at how well it's doing guys!
>>37046456
Top lad. Get yourself some asian.
pray 4 kevin
>>37046045
>>37046056
>>37046080
>normie
mate I'm a fucking shut in, I literally have no real life friends and I'm a KHV. my gf is an alleged INFP but she has good friends and does weed/acid regularly
I literally only know her online, we've never even done lewd shit but the fact that I'm just a person online means she probably doesn't care about me as much as I care about her
I don't blame her desu if I was more extroverted and could get girls I'd be having sex without telling her because I'm a hypocrite
>>37046456
my """prison gay""" phase is just getting worse. I had a boderline eating disorder and gay mannerisms so I'm starting to wonder
>>37046444
>Why do you think we're all so fucked up?
drugs and unchecked mental illness for me
>And why do we all end up on 4chan?
boredom from being online 12 hours a day
>>37046456
>recently
out you go, mincer
>>37046477
>I originally came to 4chan from stormfront (to /pol/) then after the Elliot Rodger massacre, came to /r9k/
wew lad
>>37046444
>And why do we all end up on 4chan?
I was just an alternative lad in the early 00s browsing Something Awful and Rotten.com.
>go to college
>mate introduces me to 4chan circa 2005
>slowly social life and friendships dwindle.
>now, 30, alone, living with parents.
Good times.
>>37046444
>Lack of strong father figures
>Overbearing/Overprotective mothers
>Social isolation at crucial developmental stages
>Excessive reliance on media as a self soothing mechanism as children/teenagers
>Lack of early interaction with women
>overestimation of abilities combined with average to slightly above average intelligence
>inability to handle failure
Some or all of these are usually to blame.
Or you could justblame the jews
I'm coming for your qt daughter Xi
>>37046444
where else is there to go? I just naturally ended up here because its the only place I can be myself and sort of fit in, other chans are too slow and unreliable
>>37046444
I think the elephant graveyard has something to do with it. Not in a spiritual or destiny sense, but as young lads a lot of us got trapped in a negative feeback cycle that gets progressively stronger and stronger until we inevitably end up here. Small things in our development (or maybe you actually had something fucked up happen to you, idk) eventually lead to being part of that nerdy group at school in your early teens, not talking to women and not hitting developmental goals. The worst cases never climb out of the vortex and keep spending time online until they find this place.
Not very insightful desu, but I'm a brainlet
>>37046564
>Lack of strong father figures
>>Overbearing/Overprotective mothers
>>Social isolation at crucial developmental stages
>>Excessive reliance on media as a self soothing mechanism as children/teenagers
>>Lack of early interaction with women
>>overestimation of abilities combined with average to slightly above average intelligence
>>inability to handle failure
haha not me lads
>>37046444
I'm not that fucked up, just depressed from debt.
I think we end up on 4chan because it's interesting, unlike most other websites. It's that simple.
>>37046565
Harvard is where she studies
>>37046444
This site is popular enough to be active but unpopular enough to keep normies away (britfeel anyway). Other forums are simply dead or won't allow the same content to be posted/tolerated like on 4chan.
>>37046526
There was a sepcific campaign called 'swarmfront' which was basically used to mass upvote/downvote comments on various news websites, and drop redpills on /pol/ and it seems to have paid off.
yummy yummy cummy in my tummy tummy
>>37046220
No, but I've read it now thanks to you, anon.>GET IN THE FUCKING BASKET
>>37046617
>/pol/ always worried about left wing shills
>dont realise right wing shills have been there the whole time
ubsdsos
>>37046161
>Finally dropped my waifu lads.
If that was your waifu then you dodged a bullet, she looks like a right slut
>>37046641
>Maybe the reason we were so paranoid about left wing shills, is because we saw how effective our own right wing shilling was, and was using all the same tactics
>>37046672
R E K T
E
K
T
nice job lad
>>37046682
>>Maybe the reason we were so paranoid about left wing shills, is because we saw how effective our own right wing shilling was, and was using all the same tactics
mother of God
>>37046444
Mental illness probably. I reckon a lot of people here suffer from aspergers, depression or social anxiety, but without any of the positive traits that sometimes go along with these things, like the stereotypical autism hyperfocus on subjects. So they come here because they find it hard to relate to with anyone irl and even on the rest of the internet. This is a haven for people like this at first, but eventually I think it's more of a negative thing. The dark sense of humour and no filter, constant reaffirming of their already pessimistic views makes it hard to leave and after too long you can't really fit in anywhere else. Its addicting. I mean I could post "just had a poo lads" and I'd probably get two replies saying "good lad". I can't get that anywhere else.
some of these posts are hitting a bit close to home lads haha
>>37046386
forced memes aren't britfeel
>>37046768
This is when we are best. We struggle together lads.
>>37046737
when did you last have a poo lad?
/britfeel/ theory; Shipanon is a top lad but is probably scary and really 'ard in real life
ian brady, its like everyones reporting on a celebrity death bloody hell
>>37046737
Good clincher lad? Hope it was less than two wipes
>had a big poo earlier
>was a little bit still left up there
>keeps threatening to come out but its still hiding
>stomach ache and discomfort
whats its problem lads, maybe its an allegory for my life
>>37046617
Fellow swarmfronter here.
Operation Gollywog brought me here
>>37046737
>I mean I could post "just had a poo lads" and I'd probably get two replies saying "good lad". I can't get that anywhere else.
Fucking lel this is so true. I had a lovely shit just before bed and my first thought was to make a post on here about how great a nice shit is.
>>37046353
You live in midlands?
Still trying to wrap my head around hearts of iron, lads. Making a commie norway but not sure what I'm supposed to be doing
I think my fascination and admiration for psychopathic serial killers as 'characters' is because I can relate to their loathing of people, but they also have a total absence of empathy that suits their misanthropy very well, and if I had that trait I feel like my life would be much more clear cut
>>37046885
Is that the crusader kings type game?
>>37046821
Nah, i'd say he is a utter softy. Probably the softest one on /britfeel/
>>37046275
>>37046854
how do you lads do it? everyone i've added from either dies after a couple of brief talks or is dying because they prefer others
>>37046885
Initial learning curve makes it seem a bit impossible but it gets easier quickly.
How is spoons so cheap lads.
>spent 20 quid
>got a meal
>fucking sloshed as well
>>37046915
>former BNP supporter
>white van man
>softy
>japanese girl I met abroad and added on normie never replied to my message
>never removed me either after 5 months
Can't message her again lads, I'd look weird
>>37046728
>He thought he'd been as far down the rabbit hole as he could go
>Little did he know, from 2008-2011 there was an organised campaign to turn /pol/ from casual racism, to ideological nationalism
https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/863858715237240832
>Don't mind me!, just a Stormfront admin who is extremely acquainted with every single /pol/ meme in existance.
>>37046392
been there done that lost the money.
every coin is a pump and dump
>>37046994
DO IT, SHE CAN'T DO SHIT YOU POO
>>37047031
going to be funny when the bull market is over and all the people making money on /biz/ eventually lose all their holdings. mass suicides
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moors_murders#Hindley
why is this allowed lads?
>>37047011
Bit scary this lad. Are you still active doing stormfronty things?
>>37046915
Quite possibly
>>37046963
Not every BNP member is a toughened skinhead, having said that, I did meet a literal convicted murderer once
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2036413/Graham-Galloway-Neighbourhood-Watch-ordinator-exposed-murderer.html
>>37046904
I think. Based in ww2
>>37046923
Shame I'm stuck in the learning curve. Any tips?
>>37047066
I was never actively engaged in the swarmfront campaign, but I knew of it from participants. I just went to /pol/ to browse for lulz really, and like heroin, before I knew it my life had been taken over by 4chan and there is absolutely no way back now.
>>37047119
>try to take over 4chan
>get taken over by 4chan
pottery
>>37046916
Where are you adding them? If it's from steemfeels you've only yourself to blame
Ignore the waifufags as well
>>37047037
literally a lost cause mate, probably came off as some cringy whitey
>>37046810
Having a poo right now lad
>>37046838
Afraid not lad
>>37046854
>You live in midlands?
Yes, I'm a non-waifufagger from the midlands,
I-is it me?
>>37047172
from /britfeel/, I don't go to r9k outside here
>>37047175
Yeah maybe you should use a language she understands? Mug
been in the wrong thread for hours
why didn't anybody tell me
>>37047242
She speaks english obviously mate, granted badly, how the fuck do you think I met her, I don't speak moonrunes
>tfw fell in love with a girl i know online
i'm going to get my heart broken aren't i?
>>37047119
>swarmfront
Just wait till you get drawn into /mlp/
then you know you have been Clopped
>>37047098
Commie norway might be a bit too tough of a start. Don't be a democracy though as they are cockblocked and can barely do anything until later in the game.
Just like in EU4 I like Spain as a starting country. You get the civil war that allows you to learn combat mechanics (front lines, battle plans etc) and help you understand a lot of secondary mechanics as well like the volunteer system. And because civil war usually hits early if you fail it's not too much of a time investment.
My total beginner top tips would be; (sorry if you know these already)
>create pockets where possible, cut enemy from their supply lines and their organisation drops to the point where you can wipe the entire unit
>always use front lines for the combat bonus, but move some individually when you see a chance to cut off a unit
>edit your units to get a combat width of 20, I think it's something like 2 arty 7 infantry is the go to
>generally build military factories and conquer civilian factories
There's loads more and better tips, but I haven't played in a while, so enjoy my wall of text and get to it.
>>37047098
Fascism was the best way when I played it. Allowed you to mobilize loads of forces and declare war easily. Dunno if patches have changed it
The problem with Norway is a low population, so your manpower gets buttfucked and there wasn't any way of significantly boosting it
Why does r9k have this silly no ascii rule?
I can't type the pound sign or accents to spell pinyin words correctly.
>>37047409
Its to stop people using cyrilic to bypass the filter, oh well just one of those things of being on r9k
>>37047409
shiranai
>>37047409
>robot stopping shitposting once again
Honestly a really good system.
>>37047338
I've managed to make communism the ruling party already. Doing so did drop my national focus a tad though.
My plan at the moment is to steamroll stockholm but I think that might backfire
>>37047309
>/mlp/
7 years too late for that ride, anon.
>tfw stuck in East Devon
>tfw Ian Brady is dead
Do think there's a limit to how often you can use the holodeck for holosex?
>>37047409
Do you know nothing about /r9k/ the bot ROBOT9000 filter
is designed to kept post unique
Have you not read >>23675577
and familarised youself with this wee script
http://irc.peeron.com/xkcd/ROBOT9000.html
Try posting just "OP is a fag" and you get "You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original."
Just use the word Quid or maybe GBp if you are that way inclined
Going to have a wank to mature japanese trannies then go to bed tbchwy lads
>>37047573
Got any recommendations? That's my jam
>>37047509
Good to hear you're still about lad
>>37047447
Always go for the highest vp cities.
>>37047555
I've known about the r9k filter since r9k first came about. But I still don't get the stupid "no ascii" rule.
>>37047548
No you can do whatever you want during the time you've booked.
>>37047479
You have spent the last seven years being ridden by Bronies
You lucky Pony
Lets be honest all the serial killers are literal babbies compared to shipman
Star Trek is bullshit because it implies the human race wouldn't have died out the second the holodeck was invented.
>>37047694
Shipman is such a likeable serial killer. I mean you can look at Ian Brady and Peter Sutcliffe with revulsion, but you just can't do that with old Harold.
>>37047555
Nice trips
Never knew what these adverts actually advertised
>>37047602
Kind of got bored with it, I'll try again another day with a different nation. Dipping in and out is giving me some insight into the game at least. Ended up amassing over a thousand political power
give me an asian gf now
>>37047658
I assume the filter just cant handle non ascii characters
>Just learned that a good friend who has gone to the same school with me for years is leaving.
inb4 underage
just feels really bad lads anybody else have this happen to em?
>>37047708
I thought the holideck worked on the same technology the replicators do? And if they can literally replicate anything couldn't most things just be automated? I don't think anyone has to work in the star trek universe they just choose to. There's an episode on holodeck addiction which is good.
>tfw no 1960's gf
>>37047811
What do you mean? Secondary school? Because if it is then you're in for a surprise when you see how many 'good' friends completely disappear off the face of the earth when you leave lad
oh yeah. 3d doodle fun
>>37047811
literally underage mate
>>37047933
Is his cock up her desusan?
>>37047958
I thought desusan was meant to be the new boipucci, how could his dick go up her boipucci
how can others be expected to back this meme if people don't even understand the premise.
disappointed/10
night night britfeel
dreamies about asian gf!
>friend says he doesn't wank to porn just watches it as it's interesting
Who else has weird friends?
>>37046839
thought I'd give you lads a quick update - It came out, reasonably sized maybe abour 4 inch. Bum hurts a bit but not as bad as the other day, seems to be fixxing itself.
>>37048164
do you not rub your tummy when a bit's left up there. it helps desu
Any lads here have experience with applying to council jobs?
It's asking me to explain why I meet the specifications of the job and stuff.
Any tips?
>>37048206
need another boy to help me do that
>>37048206
Yeah start at the top, near the sternum and rub down, softly pushing. Helps work the cheeky little lad along your shit pipes and out into your shit anus
>>37048158
>friend always says he's busy when I try to meet up with him
>constantly see him out socializing with mutual friends
haha he's a madlad. What's funnier is that all my friends are like this. I must attract the crazies LOL
>house mate doing nos again
Why can't he do a quite drug like heroin maybe then he'd choke on his own vomit and I'd get some peace
>>37048243
my tummy is a mess though, loads of spare skin and stuff
>>37048305
Just try your best lad, dig in under those fat flabs and work those stubborn nuggets of shite out of your body. I believe in you.
>>37045964
>tfw you had to google which ian
>>37048282
Does he just sit alone all night doing them?
>>37048339
Its already out now though, I posted here. I'll try it next time. the spare skin isn't an issue when i'm laid down
>>37048164
>>37048373
Until he gets tired enough to sleep
>>37047895
i cant let this happen.
>>37048305
my gut's not the best either lad but it still helps. heard talk of something called the afghan shuffle at work, apparently you rock side to side whilst sat on the toilet. I've not given that a try ye thought so can't vouch for it's effectiveness
Do you think Brady died wondering if Hell was real and whether he was going?
>>37048282
mine's on cocaine, been stood in kitchen most of the night talking about his soon to be ex wife, I've been sat on the pc trying to block it out
>>37048484
i dont think he gave a fuck, or if it was real i dont think he thought hed have gone there, didnt he have a superiority complex or something like that?
>qt housemate has communist and refugees welcome posters on her wall
not even going to bother (not that i would have had the balls to anyway)
When I was about 7 years old, me and a friend were doing dares, I was dared to throw eggs at this man's window and we heard him come out of his back door and down the garden towards the wooded area behind his house.
My friend and I sprinted away, but my friend had quite a headstart over me. When the man came out of his garden, I saw he was holding an axe and just sprinted like never before. He eventually caught up to me after I ran down a dead end fenced off ally. When I got to the end, I turned around and saw him running to me with the axe I just screamed. He pushed me to the ground, held my head with his left hand and was just about to swing the axe with his right hand, and started to do it. Eventually he stopped and said "I just can't do it" and let me on my way.
Nothing more was ever said of that incident, and I still see him around town from time to time
>>37048622
Let's hope the stupid cunt gets "enriched"
>can't block YouTube ads in tablet
>Listening to asmr
>Suddenly loud as fuck advert
Not comfy lads
My mother once anonymously reported herself to the police for murder to garner attention
Any lads who were browsing the cuckchan over the last 5 years around? I never frequented pol, and I'm wondering when it and the rest of the site started becoming more and more right-leaning.
Wahtever happened to Ron Paul? why the obsession with fascism and conservatism as oppose to liberty?
What's cuckchan?
>>37048738
Leftypol, lad
>>37048717
read this lad
>>37046617
>>37046682
>>37047011
>>37048532
He read a lot of Nietzche, Marquis de sade, Roman philosophy etc. so I think that contributed to his narcissism
His book on serial killers is called 'the gates of Janus' Janus being the God of Transitions, initiations etc. so my pet theory is that he saw serial murder as a way of ascending to a higher plane of consciousness.
He did describe his murders as an 'existential exercise'
Wouldn't be surprised if a lot of his hunger strike carry on was due to the fact that he realized he wasn't an ascended being but some miserable schemie locked up in a shithole mental asylum where literally everybody hated him.
will someone say something nice to me. I have a scary hospital appointment tomorrow and I'm likely to be diagnosed with an illness.
ty anon
>>37048769
Doesn't seem to work on plebbit or twitter though does it
It's this lad, he's been in things and stuff I'm sure of it.
>watching videos about 9/11
>hearing the fear in everyone's voices
>hearing the phone calls
>end up making myself really upset
Fuck muslims.
>>37048798
Hope it goes well and even if it doesn't, I hope you're not bent about it and it all turns out allright
Tfw in Sunderland and my scooter broke down so I have to walk home to south shields and it will take 2 hours at least
Sultans of swing is my current song
at least the night is warm and smells like pollen
>>37048798
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>Britfeel anon comes into the surgery
>Has a hospital appointment tomorrow
>Worried about being diagnosed with an illness
>Wants me to give him some reassuring words
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>37048819
I've never really gave a shit about 9/11.
Yank accents annoy me, so that doesn't help.
>>37048801
Leftism can only exist with censorship and downvotes
>>37048841
makes me miss /nightwalk/ myself lad, have to work in an all night petrol station now during the week and /nightwalk/ on fridays and saturdays are shit because too many normies out
>>37048798
Hope it goes well lad
If you do get diagnosed with something ask questions dont be shy and ask what is going to happen and when and for contact details
Drs often dont know who much to tell patients as some want to know and some dont care which I never understood
>>37048841
stick your thumb out lad. worse thing that can happen is you get murdered.
Reminder that Shipman desensitised himself to killing, and over the course of decades unintentionally induced psychopathy. This was not intentional, his first killings were well intentioned mercy killings of people in agony.
However, once he had crossed this threshold of not only killing, but killing and getting away with it, the natural aversion to killing present in every healthy individual was worn down. By the time he was up to 100 mercy killings, he had no natural revulsion to killing people generally, and he then went off the rails
>>37048938
>>>37048801
>Leftism can only exist with censorship and downvotes
What do you mean by this in what way does "Leftism" need censorship whatever you mean by "Leftism"
and "downvotes" are you a youtuber or something
3 months and the feeling still hasn't come back
>>37048829
>>37049071
Thanks lads. it means a lot.
>>37048842
Lmao thanks shipanon.
>>37049218
Must have been one well of a poo
>>37049218
We're not psychic m8
>Mummy made me homemade chicken nuggets today
What did you losers have for dinner?
>>37049315
I tried brining chicken breasts for the first time. Came out pretty good. Had some chips and a whole roast pepper which was shit
>lad advices I try out spain in hoi4 so I get used to the combat
>end up losing terribly and capitulating
Fuck
>>37049355
This is the best piece of advice for new HOI4 players.
>Open Steam
>Uninstall HOI4
>Install CK2
>>37049315
dinner. I didn't wake up till 13:30 so missed that 1
had 16 pieces of popcorn chicken 8 spicy wings 2 chicken strips large fries coleslaw and beans for tea, take away though not made by mummy
>>37049408
I miss playing CK2. Had this gay dwarf son on it who completely fucked up my family this time. Think I put him in prison and executed him.
>>37049355
Remember - learning curve.
Also if you went republican the republican side is designed to lose so it's a harder scenario, especially if you had any german tanks sent to fight you, as your infantry wouldn't have been able to really damage it.
>>37049315
>10 inch pizza with chicken, pepperoni, spicy pork
>Half a 10 inch garlic bread
>Fries
>Frys peppermint cream bar
and that'll do me for my days eating.
original
>>37049485
>Not having children with your sister-wife to preserve your fantastic genetic traits.
>>37049485
I would always fuck up my reputation by imprisoning and executing family members/spouses/clergymen if they insulted me or did something to offend me.
Probably should never be in a position of power desu but they probably shouldn't be complete cunts all the time
>>37049527
>>Fries
>>Frys peppermint cream bar
Interesting combination havent seen those Frys bars around for years assumed they had stopped making them
>>37049515
I went nationalist but I spread my army in a bizarre way which meant they got encircled
Stop talking about awesome games I'll never play
I miss the scroll wheel on my mouse lads. looked all over as well, not in the area I found the casing, not in the "incident" area either, I think the force of the reee made it actually disintegrate
>>37049576
did you notice I wrote original at the end for a lil laugh? as if that combination of things had ever been written on /r9k/ before.
ah I did make myself chuckle anon.
And yeah they're fucking great. However they discontinued the orange cremes last year. I haven't been the same since.
>>37049593
We're talking about games I'm too handicapped to play but I still try anyway
My throat hurts lads. I hope it's not tonsillitis.
>>37045843
>Bonous round: post your madest true britfeel poster conspiracy theory
Two waifuposters are dating
>>37049632
>I hope it's not tonsillitis.
It's not
>>37049642
Milk Cat poster has been kidnapped
>>37049642
thats not even a conspiracy theory, theres several britfeel meetups
Is there a term for /cuteboys/?
I suppose they would be a subset twinks, but they straddle the line between twinks and traps. Like they look like traps without the titty skittles, clothes and with normal male haircuts. Whereas twinks cover everything from them to toned but slender relatively masculine looking guys.
>>37049642
>>37049684
There is a waifu Christmas party that has been hosted by a well known /britfeel/ couple for the past few years.
im fucking stuffed lads. i have just finished this entire sponge bob cake. think i am going to throw up or at least get the shits because my stomach keeps vibrating
>>37049768
are you the lad who's 30th it was yesterday
Just popping out for a few things anybody want me to get owt for em
>>37049791
no, i just got my mum to buy me a spongebob cake from asda because i fancied one
>>37045843
>Bonous round: post your madest true britfeel poster conspiracy theory
Madoanon has actually killed a man
>>37049642
Shit I've got a few
>A mod is a regular
>Many memes (including forced) are outsider insider jokes
>vast majority of posters are underage
>At least one regular has killed himself
>Shills post here
>One person is responsible for many of the notorious trips we see as individuals
>>37049822
get us a tank lad
>>37049642
>>Bonous round: post your madest true britfeel poster conspiracy theory
I am absolutely convinced that BritNormie and shipanon are the same person. Their posting style isn't too different, and they are both very regular posters that have about 5-10 personalities each.
>>37049855
dubs dubs get you a nice tank lad
>>37049108
Thanks lad. Just read the chapter on the development of school children, might finish the next on college before I nod off.
>>37049854
>>vast majority of posters are underage
This is absolutely false, the average age of britfeel is 24 year 7 months, far above the /r9k/ and 4chan average
>>37049832
even better, good lad. what was the filling, e olde Victorian sponge style or something fancy
>>37048756
cuckchan is 4chan, actually
>>37049746
femboy probably
>>37048798
good luck lad, i'll be looking out for a post from you tommorow with a hopefully good update
Just been downloading a load of random music from rutracker for my phone to make going out a bit more bearable
>>37049642
My theory is a majority of posters only post once a thread then fuck off and theres like 10-15 people just circlejerking and roleplaying 3 different characters each
>>37049854
lot of these seem reasonable
>>37049854
>>Shills post here
especially at this time of night early eve in the united state of stupid
>>37047011
This is what I suspected. Do you have any more information on the campaign?
>tfw no nocturnal /britfeel/ bf who tells me i'm not a bad person
fuck
>>37049895
Was there a poll? Seems a bit too high considering nearly every notorious waifuposter has (or had) been found to be underage. (Junlad, azulad, tilde + others)
>>37049959
I could fill that niche tbf
>>37049904
are you 1 of those anons circlejerking posting multiple characters then?
>>37049904
>>>37049642
>My theory is a majority of posters only post once a thread then fuck off and theres like 10-15 people just circlejerking and roleplaying 3 different characters each
Wondering if there is just me and you and a load of shilling yanks at this time
Tripfags pretending to be Moni did you here fake dad in previous thread
>>37049854
>>Many memes (including forced) are outsider insider jokes
the kettle chip meme was originally an inside joke
>>37049867
who is britnormie?
describe
I was not aware of this guy
When I die I want to go to hell, cos I'm a piece of shit it ain't hard to fucking tell.
Suicide is on my mind, I want to leave. I swear that death is fucking calling me.
>>37049988
please do anon i need to feel appreciated
>>37050005
Truck boys is a s4s meme
>>37049995
I post a lot without a picture, peter hitchens, tim farron, random political figures, gayposting and some other random stuff that varies
I mean most of that isn't a character I guess
>>37050060
tell me about yourself anon
>>37049940
Not really, it was quite a long time ago. At first they exclusively organised poll rigging (as /pol/ does now) and news website comment rigging. Someone once mentioned about how 4chan is a very loosley moderated place, and stormfront ideology could be spread there without fear of being banned (anything goes on pol basically)
One thing that springs to mind is that one grid of of various American media conglomerates, and senior positions held by jews/non-jews. That was a specific stormfront campaign, and was shilled in the traditional way (have 15-20 people constantly bump it to page 1, slide other threads)
This is basically how so many people know about shilling tactics. For all we know CTR/JIDF and others might not even do that, but it's stuff stormfront(swarmfront) used, so they assume others use the same tactics too.
>>37050021
boring guy who dont like anything
was going to describe more but cant be arsed
he aint degenerate and dont like Anime however that works
>>37050062
>>>37050005
>Truck boys is a s4s meme
Almost very meme I have posted is from the glory that is [s4s]
Be Nice
>>37050078
depressed student
i could probably be cute if i put the effort in
too tall to be feminine though
desperate enough exchange sexual favours for human companionship
doesn't want to live but doesn't want to die
doesn't know how to be a real person
i don't know
There were three Madoanons at one point. One changed suit to Katyusha, the other stopped posting.
>>37050062
>>37050005
This is exactly what I mean, nothing wrong with posting what you wanna post but when it's so often and forced with only insider context it can shit up a thread.
example, back when film night was a thing loads of shit was brought back from the night and forced. Half the thread knew and enjoyed and the other had no fucking clue.
>>37049854
I agree with #1 #2 #4(balance of probabilties..) posssibly #5 and #6 (potentially related to #1 2 4 and 6)
Basically I agree with everything you said except for underage posters.
I've been banned multiple times. Once was for impersonating Moni, (justification being for evading ban... succesfuly appealed) in which I contributed to other people jumping on that bandwagon and now Moni posts with different trips every few days. I was also banned for a day for posting the attached picture with comment "how 2 force memes?" with the justification being "advice goes in /soc/".
Therefore it seems likely that the author of poleaboo, and potentially the person in this picture. Is a regular here, a janny, and potentially sockpuppets/LARPs as many different personas here. They may also be paid for shilling by private interest groups pushing a political agenda or just acquiring information and attempting to influence people here.
>>37050082
Do you know of anything that's come organically from /pol/ information wise or is it all regurgitated stormfront memes?
>>37050102
Probably me yaknow
hahahahah
>>37050152
I tick most of them boxxes too, apart from I'm a NEET with very little life prospects
>>37050166
nice image
gonna try sleep, hope I don't get so many running thoughts it makes my head unbearably hurt again haha
>>37050184
I'll try and find hard evidence from Stormfront, here's one link from 2012 when Stomfront were discovering /pol/
https://www.stormfront.org/forum/t900887/#post10436566
anyone else /jobhunting/ or /apprenticeshiphunting/ ?
finishing college soon
>>37050213
don't worry anon I do'nt have life prospects either
I won't be able to hold a job i'll end up a NEET with student debt kill me
Good night i hope you sleep well
>>37050221
>try to start a topic on spreading WN
>ends up being a debate about bronies
Just like here
>>37050184
>>37050221
It's funny, although most organisation was done privately, there is still a fair chunk of publicly available information on stormfront in the early days when they were planning to raid /pol/, yet very few people on /pol/ outside of swarmfront seem to be aware of it.
/pol/, is essentially the way it is, because of an organised campaign on a forum ran by KKK ex-grand wizard David Duke
>>37050221
>https://www.stormfront.org/forum/t900887/#post10436566
Thanks anon
>Surely you could find more productive use of your time than preaching to child molesters and future criminals. Teaching anon about White Nationalism is about as useful as helping a murderer on death row get his GED.
>Communities like that of 4chan will do more harm to you than good you could for them. You're much better off avoiding places like that all together.
wew missed the mark there kek
Probably wont mention this next time I see my therapist.
>>37050338
HOLY SHIT, look at this post from July 2012
https://www.stormfront.org/forum/t900887-2/?postcount=11#post10466452
>>37049746
Femboy.
Tumblr is good for searching this term.
>>37050319
It's fucking hilarious. It takes literally two pages to disintegrate into a discussion as to whether people who like MLP are faggots.
Also gave me flashbacks to 2011/2012 4chan when bronies were at their height and the toxic presence they had in every thread they entered. One post was usually all it took for a thread to devolve into a shitflinging flame war.much like /pol/ posters now
Seeing as you guys are experts and all
I want THE best damn serial killer documentary you got
>>37045843
>Bonous round: post your madest true britfeel poster conspiracy theory
The vast majority of americans actually love britfeel, because it reminds them of the good old comfy r9k of yesteryear
>>37050514
Watch this, it's a drama rather than documentary, but it's on the mark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLFNczld8NA
>>37050537
ASH
CASH
ASH
CASH
>>37050537
dramas shit. I want documentary lad
>>37050514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX84n8ZYut8
Best one I've seen that's not a shitty American over dramatization.
The black woman in it almost ruins the whole thing though. Makes the murder of a dozen or so people all about her somehow. Absolutely astounding.
>>37050537
Secretly wish we could post audio .webms so I could make one for 55:47. It'd have so many uses.
>>37050658
It would be a great reaction webm but it's highly unrealistic. Harold Shipman was a gentleman to the utmost degree and was polite and cordial to Police and Prison staff.
Even after injecting his victims with a lethal dose of morphine, he was always sure to dab the injection site with a bit of cotton wool and put one of those round plasters on.
Lads I get rejected from every job I apply for.
I'm just gonna try and make it as an artist and musician.
might as well be poor and doing what I love instead of just poor wageslavery, right?
>>37050833
i would love to be poor while doing what i love rather than rich doing what i hate
>>37050795
What a gent.
>>37050898
Once when he was seeing an elderly lady she asked him if she was going to be okay because she was afraid of needles and he told her that everything was going to be fine, to ease her anxiety before he murdered her.
> i had a chance to be in oxford
> i am in warwick
This kills me inside every day from october.
Debated whether to post something tasteless and controversial but it's late and I don't want to shit up night crew time. Bed for me, see you lads tomorrow.
threads dead baby, threads dead.
original
Who here /dirtycomfy/ can smell my sweaty balls everytime I move
Britfeel?
More like shitfeel
At least a few of us agreed on the britfeel redpill.
>>37050180
>>37049904
>>37049854
>>37051700
>>37051937
Just had to wash my bumhole and change my panties that touching clothness I so hate smelly skidmarks
>>37051700
yep thats me desuuuuu
>>37052984
>>>37051700
>yep thats me desuuuuu
Sexy Kev has blessed your smelly balls with dubs
Massive congratulations to emmerdale on your well deserved BAFTA award for Best Soap and Continuing Drama. Great example of British talent
"Most Outstanding Kiddy Killer In British History"
Dunblane is seriously our high score?
We need to get our act together
>>37046022
>online girlfriend
There's your problem right there. Dump her you fucking melon.
>>37047754
Can't argue with a guy with such a reputable profession as Shiplad.
Can we add young Ian to the OP?
Ugxljtxoytxlutxlutclutc
Got an Exam today lads, gonna ace it.
Wouldn't expect brainlets like you to understand it though.
>at alton towers
>about to go on the ride "thirteen"
>have fastrack tickets
>walking past the poorfags waiting in line
>some boldheaded basted objects
>"we've been waiting here for over an hour, why should they get priority?"
>aunt turns to the man and says "we paid extra for our tickets"
>smiles and gets onto the ride
>ride broke down after we got off
>give him a smug look as we leave the carts
>hear him bitching a moaning to the ride attendant as we make our way to rita
>>37055371
I hope you don't do well Anon, that was very rude of you
>>37055664
apolgoies. i am sorry
>>37052391
Can you try posting in English next time mate?
>>37055689
It's ok lad, I don't like it when you call me a brainlet though
>>37055709
am sorry. u're smart. okay?
Any of you lads around when I was Brady-posting that one night a month or maybe 2 ago.
I'm pretty devvo'd tbqh.
Have a rare Brady on this terrible day. This photo was taken by someone illegally when their verdict was read.
RIP
Ian Brady he's our boy
He would stiff both jew and goy!
RIP Moors Daddy
good morning everybody
rip brady
Off to work, it's raining again
Not feeling cute today as some facial hair has regrown
I definitely have some face fat now though
Also on the topic of the Moors' Murders, how many of you knew that this album cover is from a photo of Maureen Hindley & David Smith driving away from court?
Looks like some dirty paki in front of me is watching an Islamic video
>>37056317
& this is the picture
>microwave magnatron decided to start arcing
Another item that needs fucking replacing.
Hope heaven's library has a decent philosophy section for my Brady.
I really want to do movie reviews but I'm not very eloquent in my thoughts.
>>37056550
give it a go, i believe in you. practice makes perfect.
don't forget to use the kermode rule: is the film directed by a female/darkie? well then it's great, even if its shite you have to call it 'interesting'
>>37056652
This is not for you lad.
>>37056742
That's a DP
>tfw didn't die in sleep last night
Morning lads. Who's ready for another day of mind numbing, pointless work?
>>37056550
I rate the films I watch but never actually get around to writing a review. I can generally put together a few thoughts but probably would be unable to string them together or add any entertainment factor to the review.
>>37056942
Stop co-opting my meme you dumb nigger
>>37053717
Let me remind you that labour is a code word for white genocide.
>>37057040
i'm just voting labour for the bants
off for a root canal. send me ur energy
I too will vote Labour.
Also for bants.
None of you will vote labour because you wont leave the house.
>>37057083
I have a postal vote, so even were that true I would still be voting Labour.
For the bants.
Voting labour just to piss off the pol chaps in here desu
>>37057119
and how will you post it?
>murder daughter after she tries to leave home
>saw her limbs off to fit in bin
>claim she's run off with lesbian lover
>bury her under the garden patio instead
>put picnic table over grave to enjoy summer BBQ over her dead body
What are britfeels thoughts on Charles Manson?
>>37057132
Mummy will put it in the box because I have been saving good boy points.
She too is a bant enthusiast.
>>37057173
not british so who cares
>>37057124
Yes.
For the bants.
>>37057124
haha lets let those rapemad migrants in for a bit of a laugh
>>37057173
Pretty based dude. Good taste in women.
Likes a laugh.
Would join his family.
>>37057216
They make yummy foodz do yes, let's.
>>37056942
Morning anon~
>Who's ready for another day of mind numbing, pointless work?
About as ready as I'll ever be desu
>tfw retailcuck
At least it's raining so it shouldn't be too busy.
What kind of work do you do lad?
>>37057069
Good luck senpai, at least it will be all over soon and you will not have to think about it anymore~
>>37045843
have around 10 bongs in bitcoin and 10 bongs in ether, mining more ether since i managed to sorta fix my pc , two 290's reference, my room feels like a tropical jungle, its like 25-30 Celsius. I've got constant swamp ass real bad. I can feel myself sweat. GPU temperatures each 95 Celsius. The noise is borderline unbearable
>worth it
>>37057238
I'm an IT guy and admin drone. It could be worse but I still hate it. Boss is like proper autistic so it's a wild ride.
>>37057262
>2017
>mining
lel
>>37057262
Does mum pay for the leccy? If so why not I guess.
It's getting too hot for me lads. Fucking wish it was autumn or winter again.
Is it too early to eat a tuna sandwich?
Got fuck all else in lads
>>37057520
Go to shops and buy new foodz.
When return will be time for tuna sandwichez.
A pair of birdz is worth one stone, no?
>>37057399
yes she does, surprisingly even if she didn't it would be profitable
>>37057552
it raining though lad, cba tbqh
>>37057142
This is the archetypal English phenotype qnd personality tbqh senpaitachi
>>37057216
Like you care anyway if that was true lad
Bet you hate women and children but when something fits your narrative you're mr compassion.
For me, it's labour.
>>37057556
Must be very marginal lad.
>>37057589
for someone that has no steady stream of income 10 bongs for like 3 days is better than nothing desu , it's the best ive got
>>37057564
Kayz. Then must wait until sandwichez tyme, 55 of minootz before munchez fanny-breath sandwich.
>>37057607
Wanking in a pot for the sperm bank would be better.
>>37045843
>Talking to some roastie for a few months
>She starts causing arguments constantly
>Very close to just blocking her on everything
>She blocks me first
>Nevermind I was going to anyway
>Soon she unblocks/re-adds me
>Decide to re-add because I don't really hold grudges
>Speak occasionally, but I'm not that interested in talking to her
>"Why don't you talk as often, huh, huh?"
>"Why aren't you replying, huh?"
>Blocked again
fucking roasties
>>37057648
Suck it up, vegetable.
My oneitis STILL hasn't presented herself to me like this, lads, what's her game?
>>37057664
What does that even mean?
bloxo cubes
>>37057688
Enlevez-le, legume
Zai zhongguo chengzhen shi baise henhao
>Zhongguo ren bu douzheng
*Xia zhongguo ren le*
>Ni hui xingbie zhongguo nusheng tong wo de da bai yin jing
*yi zu xingbie hua mian*
>Accidentally order something off Amazon
>Try to cancel it immediately
>"lol sorry you can't"
>Tells me to just refuse delivery
>Doesn't dispatch until 8 hours after order placed
>Wait all day yesterday for it to show up
>It fucking doesn't
>Wasted whole day sitting around indoors on a nice sunny day
>Finally arrives today
>Tell deliveryman to take it back where it came from
>He gets all pissy with me
Fucking hell, I'm proper stressed today lads
10 minutes rain, just let up for 10 minutes for me to have a smoke for fucks sake
wanna fucking die right now lads
>>37057897
Don't let us stop you.
had a dream i was in a canoe about 10 meters into the ocean. the beach was a music festival. there was a great white spotted in the ocean and me and my companion were pretty scared.
what does it all mean
desuan is sore lads
>>37057869
You don't just tell him to take it back you knob head.
You file a return with amazon and you get a new shipping label. He thought you were a proper mong.
>>37058024
desusan*
Why is it sore anyway lad?
>>37058066
had a very large poo
>>37057989
The music festival represents normie life.
You are adrift close to it, yet so far
The great white is your anxiety, stopping you from reaching normiedom.
>>37057869
>can't
You can always cancel an order before dispatch.
Who /beyonce/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgd6MccwZc
Does anyone else almost exclusively use cash? Obvious ordering stuff online is done by card, but pretty much everything else is cash for me.
>>37058300
my dad does, he carries way too much in cash around with him
Certain words or sounds that people write in text just make me mad for no reason at all. Usually when it sounds like something a child or stroppy young teen would say. "No-no" and "ugh" are the most common ones.
>>37058300
How very quaint.
>>37058338
Ugh lad, that's a no-no!
>>37058360
I set myself up for that one
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The fucking tranny is talking to that guy I dislike again
just ripped my little toenail off on the bathroom door lads
troubles of having massive feet
>>37058492
Thrill a minute, eh?
>>37058348
Not really, I decided to use card recently for a purchase, and when I went to get a refund, was told I'd have to wait 3 days to get the money back.
>>37058152
Marko and the technicolour dreamcoat pls advise:
>dream last night
>I have a job I like doing and a gf
>the dream is mostly just a day at the office doing normie things like workplace gossip about who fancies who
>dream fastforwards
>in bed with dream gf
>"anon, come sit on my face"
>weird, but ok
>giving me a handie while licking my balls
>she rims me and my turgid man-meat blasts creamy love batter everywhere
wake up
dream gf was a girl I haven't seen in years
I got hardly any (You)s with my modafinil thread. Thought even if the pills were no good I'd at least get that. Damn.
Anyway, been a couple of hours now. Definitely feel more productive and able to concentrate but might just be placebo.
>>37058561
Using cash will not prevent you being a gullible cunt, lad.
>>37058492
>don't talk to her
>surprised she talks to someone else
Come on moni you can do this, think of questions to ask her and do it
A man has come to campaign in britfeel
>>37059090
oops, missed the last bit
>tfw no one will ever sneak up behind me and shoot me in the back of the head
Only 12 and i want the day to be over already
I'm on day 9 of my cold/sore throat now, yesterday was the worst day, at least we're past the peak now
>in the jobcentre for an interview
>a Polish guy just shoulder bumped a woman into a wall
>>37059322
kurwa bennies
>try to go on /pol/ to read about the latest Trump thing
>every post is bait, an underage fag posting '4D CHESS' or people calling each other shills
>>37059332
>go to /bv2/
>surprised there is rampant shitposting
the_donald is what killed /pol/
>>37059332
I don't know what you expected. It's just /b/ but government themed.
>>37059353
>>37059352
>>37059332
/britfeel/ is literally the only good thread on 4chan.
Sometimes /diy/ can be useful but that really is about it.
>>37059387
>/britfeel/ is literally the only good thread on 4chan.
This.
Even /ck/ is now just "The best fast food sandwich" meme repeated past ad nauseam.
>>37059352
>the_donald is what killed /pol/
The existence of /pol/ and events like the fappening are what killed 4Chins generally.
I don't normally like the term "normie" but all of a sudden you have this influx of chads who discover there's a place they can say "nigger" to fellow fucktards and not cop a life ban.
The quality of discourse and inventiveness of any forum is always disproportionately affected by the lowest percentile so the massive influx of braindead pondlife killed the place.
lads i've finally got a girlfriend after 24 years i think we all can make it
>>37059387
Not true at all. It's occasionally good but half the time its just the same conversations over and over again and shitty forced memes.
>>37059462
desu there have been severe events which have brought influxes of posters to the site, chanology was the first big one as far as i can recall, the problem with events which bring in new people now is that, for the most part the whole landscape of the internet has changed and you have a lot of people on the internet who wouldn't have touched it around 15 years ago, now these people are finding out about 4chan like you said and wandering on in because 4chan is for le shitposting
>>37059480
Nice lad, how did you meet her, is she quality gf material?
>>37059484
>and shitty forced memes.
All courtesy of the same mouth breather.
>>37059496
Chanology was certainly the first big one, while there's always been shitposting, /pol/ which was supposed to be a honeypot to keep the window lickers from crayoning over the other boards was what really stuck with John Q. Fuckwit once he'd got sick of looking at the girl out of Hunger Games minge.
Spot right on my armpit lads. Only the dead can now peace from this hell.
>>37059387
>/britfeel/ is literally the only good thread
>it's 90% forced memeposters and namefag blogposting
Imagine genuinely believing this shit
>>37059387
I'm going to go and find 5 threads better than this right now. brb
>>37045843
>Internet is shit
>Call up BT
>"Try rebooting the router sir"
>Ok it worked but it's gonna cu-
>"Thank you sir, have a nice day"
>Lo and behold it cuts out again and I call them up
>"Try resetting the router sir"
>Ok it worked but last time it c-
>"Thank you sir, have a nice day"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37059570
why don't you fuck off then?
bloxo cubes
>>37059590
why do you have trouble saying
>i have tried restarting the router but it does not work
7 days until St Elliot's day 2017
Plan for today;
>go to post office
>workout
>dont eat like shit
I can do it lads.
>>37059586
looking forward to this desu. a little holiday trip to see something new should be good
My little 20 year old cousin phoned me up asking for advice today. I suppose because I am the only one in the family who actually makes decent money.
She is planning on moving in with her boyfriend and maybe getting married in the next few years. Her boyfriend is also 20 and they lost their virginity to each other.
I told her there's no way she should do it. She's too young to commit, plus she's only had sex with one guy - a slightly nerdy, bad social skills, robot type.
I said to her "Do you really want to die without knowing what it's like to have sex with a really hot guy?"
She agreed, and she's going to dump her bf tonight.
I think it's for the best. She is way out of his league. His social skills are awful. He'd be better off with a fatty.
>>>/tv/82801128
>>>/trv/1247087
>>>/lit/9510938
>>>/fit/41451728
>>37059420
>>37059738
the only good ones there look like the tv thread and the 30+ thread
I'm sat here failing long division, I'm too embarrassed to even walk out
>>37059726
Haha top post mate
>>37059752
can you not receive a sudden emergency call and have the need to leave the room
>>37059752
Who the fuck does long division these days?
>>37059797
It's foundation level maths... I'm just using a calc now
>>37059781
People would notice me then, I usually just creep out in stealth mode, I haven't spoken a word since I got here
>>37059812
I didn't think long division was taught any more.
But foundation has always been a bit... Well... It's always been more to do with teaching people to learn rather than teaching people.
Service Station Anon here.
I've been keen to meet a guy from here in a service station for ages, tried a few times, wondered if anyone is interested for tonight?
I can travel to any service station that is around the middle of the country. Nothing too far south and nothing too far north.
>>37059829
well just keep your head down and keep quiet till it's over then run for the hills
>>37059856
You're going to get murdered at this rate
>>37059937
I must admit I was thinking about it :)
>>37059856
I'm interested. I'm not gay but I'm a 25 year old virgin and I'm thinking about trying other opportunities.
Could meet you at a service station close to the Birmingham end of the M5. Frankley or Strensham would be perfect.
>>37059856
Just name the time and place, I'll be there ;)
>>37059937
That's the great thing about service stations. They are safe and well lit.
It's so much safer than cruising in a park at night or a public toilet or something.
>>37059964
Definitely! I like Strensham Services. Could you get there by 8?
>>37059984
Lol.
>>37060000
not that anon, just basking in those quads
>>37060000
Yeah, bit nervous but I can get there by 8. I saw you mention before that you are a twink right? Quite feminine? And you're a bottom?
Nice digits.
>>37060000
Very nice quads, just out of curiosity, are you specifically looking for some sex action?
I'm not gay, but I enjoy your posts and wouldn't mind buying you a coffee at Warwick services one day.
The faggotry in this thread is off the charts
oh my god, my mum finally said it
>what's with the dramatic weight loss?
8 months and there it is
>too nervous to answer the front door
>too afraid to pick up the phone
>brave enough to get bummed by a stranger in a petrol station
>>37060074
Service station anon is one of the best anons on britfeel desu, his posts are of an outstanding quality.
>>37060099
hello service station anon
>>37060059
Yep. I'm blonde, small and white. 22 years old. Fully shaven and I even keep my arsehole bleached.
Strensham Services Northbound ok for you? I'll meet you in Costa. You should be able to spot me from the above description. I'll be wearing a purple hoodie from American Apparel.
>>37060067
For the most part, yes. But having said that, the M40 is a great road for cruising, and I'm occasionally in Warwick Services. I'll try to give you a heads up in the thread a few days before I head out that way and we can definitely meet for a coffee. Although I hope you won't think I'm rude if I pop into the toilet for 20 minutes.
>>37060114
Lol not me. I'm not interested in bigging myself up.
>>37059387
>>37027376
what about this
frig off robot seriously
>>37060149
how many pakis have you sucked off
>/britfeel/ literally holding a gay meetup in a motorway service station
>>37060229
Someone take pics
>normie starts shouting at me at work
>panic and give them free stuff until they leave me alone
>get told I handled it well
All is well that ends well~
>>37060149
Yep Norrthbound suits me. Very nervous but looking forward to it.
>>37060201
Not as many as you, which is why he's doing hookups.
anyone else interested in a hookup?
pls respond if you are cute and feminine
>>37060201
Zero. The blokes I meet are usually truck drivers, with the occasional traveling salesman. Not exactly paki jobs.
>>37060240
Me too. See you then. <3
>>37060240
I hope it goes well m8, you and Service station anon are two of my favourite posters.
Don't worry too much, I was quite nervous meeting someone off 4chan for the first timefor non-gay reasons[/spoilers] and it turned out fine.
Everyone seems a bit odd here at times, but offline we're all mostly good chaps I think
>>37060243
How cute and feminine is required?
>>37060273
>Zero. The blokes I meet are usually truck drivers, with the occasional traveling salesman. Not exactly paki jobs.
You should lad, all that fragrant tea makes their spunk super sweet.
>>37060273
Are you a travelling salesman yourself? You seem to get around quite a bit
hello, yes I err want to hookup with men
>>37060273
t. liar
do not meet this racemixer, your chance of getting STDs will skyrocket, THIS ANON HAS HAD SEX WITH NON WHITES
Cant wait to here the report of how this goes.
The entire rest of my day is going to be just looking forward to hearing about Marko/SS anons shenanigans after 8pm
>>37060287
clean shaven body, not muscular, short, etc.
>>37060326
They are both going to get fucking killed
>>37060320
>do not meet this racemixer, your chance of getting STDs will skyrocket, THIS ANON HAS HAD SEX WITH NON WHITES
Hark at Iqbal breath over here....
He's smoked more Moroccan than the Beatles last tour manager.
>>37060295
Lol. I'd try it (my policy is I don't discriminate on looks, age, race, body type etc.) but they are never alone when they are in a service station. There's always two or more of them. They hunt in packs.
>>37060297
Nah, it's really just a hobby for me. I love driving on motorways, I love service stations (also for non sexual reasons) and I love hooking up with blokes. So it's basically how I spend all of my free time.
anyone else live in a london slum? i live by finsbury park
glad the thread is almost at bump desu, it's been a very uncomfy thread
>>37060362
SSanon, do you ever let guys suck you too? No biggie if not
In M5 Gloucester services ever?asking for a friend
>>37060343
>tfw too tall to be cute
fug
Those poor commuters this evening, they won't know what's going on just metres away
>>37060542
Kids go in service station toilets and fucking degenerates do stuff like this
makes me sick desu
>>37060564
this desu they should be burned with fire
takbir!
time for a nice healthy lunch lads
Hoping SSanon bumps into Shipanon on one of his trips and gets the lethal dose
>>37060564
I don't believe any of it desu, I've been in service station toilets probably 200-300 times in my life, and never heard any shagging going on
>>37060586
I dont think I've eaten a single doughnut in years
>>37060588
>88
>SS
Was hitler trying to tell you something
>>37060564
We all know you've had big, brown willies in your bum-bum lad.
No need to compensate with us!
>>37060599
>88
>99
hmmmm makes you think doesn't it lads?
>>37060586
oh fuck me that's making my mouth water
dieting for the past week or so, my one 'treat' so far this week is a decadent slice of toast with butter and marmalade
>>37060623
69 for me.
Preferably with a chunky Caribbean stud, no anaemic meal worms required.
>>37060588
>tfw you'll never pump SSanon's mouth full of a lethal dose of man milk
New tuesday afternoon thread lads
>>37060639
>>37060639
>>37060598
I was in blackpool recently and bought 3 doughnuts for a quid
ate half of one and threw the rest away
nowhere near as good as I remember
>>37045898
he was unironically my doc when I was a kid.
>mfw I escaped shipman
he also tried to murder my grandma but got caught before heh.