Family Bonds: Mother's Day Edition

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I haven't talked to my mother for 10 years though.

>>37011014
Now the time anon, she'll always love you

I had sex with my brother last night.

>>37010983
Thanks anon

>>37011033
She was abusive. I hate her.

>>37011148
You don't have to forget, but maybe it's time you forgive
Just give her a call

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>tfw spent an hour looking through the archive to find breast size and height of trips or their sisters

I'm an orbiter aren't I

>>37011379
If you only lurk/post because you think you have a chance with one of the trips, yes. If not, you're just a creep.

>>37011379
36D. It's why they call me titcow all the time.
You could of just asked.

>>37011452
I just like knowing it so I can visualise the stories better

>>37011379
>spent an entire day looking through the archive to find dick size of the otoutos and anikis

I'm a satellite aren't I

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>>37011485
what have you found out so far anon?

>>37011379
I missed a few post 'em

>>37011526
>>37011539
This is what I could find but my detective skills aren't too great.

>Kissy-chan
36D US
5'8-5'7
>Austria
75B/80B EU (said both)
34B US
5'?
>Laura
??B US
Almost 5'3
>Clogs
80A EU
36A US
5'6
>Beargguy's sister
C cup
>Protective's sister
? (All I found was "small")

>>37011587
We need to ask about Story next time she's here

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>>37011587
I think Austria said she was 5'7 or 5'8.

And clogs said she was two band sizes smaller so that would be 70A EU or 32A US.

I don't know about the rest I don't think they gave the other information.

>>37011587
>Almost 5'3

what a precious little babby, this smol girl

>>37011587
Just gotta put the almost there eh?
32b
And Austria is 5'4"ish

>>37011587
Add me! Add me!
75C EU / 34C US
5'4, 120 lbs

>>37011818
Hug your dad
I guess your mom too because it's mother's day
>>37011699
Oh good I can bully her
>>37011720
I will fucking end you

>>37011845
I can't hug ashes, but I did hug me mum

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>>37011516
I remember last time I tried to figure it out my beam saber length using one of my Gundam models, the responses I got from here were "Dude, really?"
>>37011587
My sister is around 5'4.

>>37011587
>>37011469
>>37011746
We're going to need weights now too

>>37011818
Are you a regular lurker/poster here anon?

>>37011845
>I will fucking end you

Sure thing sweetie, I'll get you a chair so you can climb on the kitchen counter and maybe reach my carotid artery <3 am 6'4

>>37011891
>Are you a regular lurker/poster here anon?
Of course, I regularly come by once every x months (in which x is a number between 1 and 4)

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5 years no talking to my mother or family in general. she's a piece of garbage and even though my brother has a facebook I refuse to add him to talk to them. so whatever. I'm sure they forgot about me anyway.

THANKS FOR TAKING 400 BUCKS FROM MY DEBIT CARD 2 YEARS AGO YOU FUCKS!

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Pic related best food EU

>>37011845
>I can bully her
I never asked for this

>>37011891
51kg/112 lbs

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>>37011869
Sorry
>>37011886
God I remember that, I was one of the "really dude?"s
>>37011891
106
why am I answering you?
>>37011931
BE MY WINSTON BFF
>>37012002
Anon I doubt they forgot about you, they probably miss you
Give them a call
>>37012079
Shut up baby tits

>>37012002
I'm sorry to hear that it has gotten that between you guys. Did you at least have a good relationship with your brother before cuttings things off? Could things ever change?

>>37011638
Na.

>>37011891
>We're going to need weights now too
ugh fine 130ish
Longish, dark brown, sorta curly hair. Fair skin complection and (at least I think) I'm pretty.

>>37011886
>My sister is around 5'4.
She's a smol girl

>>37012079
>I never asked for this
You've got a very flat chest and I don't

>>37012145
>BE MY WINSTON BFF

Sure, give me a couple minutes though, need to raise my BMI from 18 to like 40 at least

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>>37011516
Maybe you're joking but if you're desperate I can ask my otouto

>>37012002
I'm sorry for your feels.

>>37012145
>even the fucking 5'2.9 b cup bullies me

>>37012188
b-back problems

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>>37012145
I mean, I'm in my room. The models are right here. I could try it again if you want. Any plans for mother's day?
>>37012188
Is that really short? The word gets thrown around so much I don't know what is or isn't.

>>37012303
I was joking don't ask - find out for yourself

also I like that you keep saying you don't live in the "sex crazed USA" when the Netherlands has legalized prostitution and literally the capital of sex - Amsterdam

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my grandmother was taken to the hospital yesterday and I haven't seen my mother in over a year

I don't like either and don't plan on seeing them anytime soon

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>>37012303
Did you go on that trip to the park you mentioned hours ago?

This thread can do with some cute hand holding stories.

>>37011516
>>37012340
Oh I didn't see this. My aniki has an average 6-7 inch cock but it's nice and thick.

>>37012303
>b-back problems
I exercise

>>37012315
>Is that really short?
A little bit but I'm like 3 inches taller so I'm allowed to bully

>>37012383
I held my aniki's hand this morning. Does that count?

>>37012233
It's been a few minutes. Can you be my living nerdy platonic jungle gym now?
>>37012303
I'll stop now
>>37012315
Yea that's obviously the only way
I made her breakfast in bed, she ate it, and still hadn't got out of bed
You?

>>37012488
>jungly gym

did you mean a gym gorilla? I don't want to be a place

and despite my best efforts, I am -0.23 pounds heavier than I was half an hour ago (took a shit).

This is difficult

>>37011699
>>37011746
I totally didn't see the new thread, damn.
And I'm around 1.65m which is 5'5 I think.

>>37012488
It is the only way.
She's sleeping at the moment, so my sister is busy preparing something for breakfast. She doesn't like us spending money on her, and all she really asks for is to spend time together with all of us. So we're taking her out to eat later today.

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>Heading over to my Mom's later today with my siblings
>She's probably going to ask if I'm taking my pills (I'm not)
>The rest might try and get me to talk about feelings
>The subject of my dad will probably come up
>50/50 chance I have an outburst of some kind
>Only thing I got to look forward to is trips exchanging semi-incestuous green texts on a Siamese shit posting image board
>Can't even dull my feelings with alcohol like a normal person because every time I see booze all I can think of is my dad

>>37012340
I'm going to ask anyway you made me curious

>I like that you keep saying you don't live in the "sex crazed USA" when the Netherlands has legalized prostitution and literally the capital of sex
Legalization doesn't necessarily mean cultural enforcement (incest is also legal).

Most people who go to the prostitutes are tourists or our equivalent of chavs. Honestly I think the general dutch culture is fairly sexually conservative, the only reason people think we're that progressive (i.e LGBT) is because most people here don't put their nose in other people's private life as long as it doesn't affect them.

Amsterdam is a shit anyway don't go there.

>>37012355
I'm sorry anon I hope your grandmother recovers. Do you have any other family? Are they nice?

>>37012383
Yeah we had extremely intense sweaty hand holding sessions and had to have breaks in between because our palms were getting raw. I prefer holding onto his arm.

Nothing really cute or interesting but we were sitting on a bench feeding ducks and he leaned on my shoulder. We also went to a cafe where we ate bitterballen (the pic I posted earlier), it's a delicacy.

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>>37012606
You're not a place you're an object
>>37012721
That's nice, enjoy
>>37012723
You should take your meds anon
I hope things go well

Also family gathering went okay. Nobody cried.

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>>37012642
I didn't think you'd be THAT short

>>37012758
>incest is also legal
>not taking advantage of this

Worst nee-san.

>>37012871
I actually think that's average, but no idea. I'm not tall by any means, yeah. Tall enough for the sports I liked doing, that's enough for me.

>>37012758
>Legalization doesn't necessarily mean cultural enforcement (incest is also legal).
> I think the general dutch culture is fairly sexually conservative

None of that makes any sense unless you want to split hairs. You're pretty good at deflecting logic and reason though, it seems to be what you do every single thread

>>37012838
>You're not a place you're an object
>says the female garden gnome

>>37012838
Every time I try I just end up staring at the mirror and trying not to cry. I think it's because the meds also remind me of my dad.
>>37012842
Hope mine goes that well.

>>37012723
>>37012976
I believe in you anon. Have a good day with your family.

>>37012915
>You're pretty good at deflecting logic and reason though
Well she is a woman.

>>37013076
clogs never said they were female

>>37013109
She did though, in the first thread she posted and she implied it multiple times as well (arguing about boob size)

>>37013171
>implied
>said
Not the same thing, kiddo

>>37013229
no, what I'm saying is she actually said "I'm female" when she started posting (which was at least a week ago) and she implied it in this thread. Pay attention for fuck's sake

>>37013256
"She" is probably a delusional trap, based on "her" size

>>37012915
Listen punk, I can hit you but you can't hit me back, keep that in mind
>>37012976
I'm sorry, if you ever want to talk about it I'm here

>>37013401
>I can hit you but you can't hit me back,
>you will never be dom'd by a little girl.
Why must I suffer like this?

>>37013669
I don't have the personality or kinks to do you, sorry

>>37013907
Yeah I know, good thing I'm into doing the domination too, so don't worry I can do you just fine.

>bought my mom a gift yesterday
>knew the people who worked at the store I bought it from so they gave me every discount they possibly could
>took my mother out to eat this morning
>have the rest of the day to do whatever I want on my day off
Feels good. Didn't break the bank treating my mom and now I can just relax.

>>37013973
>I can do you just fine
Whoa there anon, I'm for bully not lewd

>>37014211
Not when I'm done with you.I like bullying and tormenting my subs anyway.
Besides your test results say otherwise.

>>37014050
Good for you anon, you're a nice son.

>>37014301
Please anon, I'm not ready to be lewd bullied yet
but when I am I'll greentext the shit out of it
>>37014050
That's nice anon, my mom and I are having our "sit quietly in the living room" time for mother's day

>>37014577
>but when I am I'll greentext the shit out of it
So you are tempted, you lewd little bitch,
Looking forward to it.

>>37014816
Never said I wasn't horny, it's hard to not do lewd things with K right now

>>37015194
Just tell him to eat you out, wait, weren't you with your mom?
And that reminds me, what did your dad give your mom for mother's day? You know aside from a good, rough dicking.

>>37013401
>Listen punk, I can hit you but you can't hit me back, keep that in mind

Hope you have a stepping stool handy then, babby

>>37015270
I'm with my mom right now, sorry for the odd wording, by "right now", I didn't mean in this instant, just now as in where we are in our relationship
My moms not the gift receiving kind, so we keep it to a card and family time with her
I'm always tempted to buy her something really nice for an occasion, that's the only time you can really watch her squirm
And yea they probably did somethingsexual

>>37015362
What's the lewdest you have ever done with K?

>And yea they probably did somethingsexual
Oh boy, do tell.

>>37015287
Or I can be balls high on you and punch, but whatever
>>37015453
He reached under my shorts and punched my butt once
that was one of the "eep" sound moment
I don't know for sure if they did but I'm just guessing

>>37015535
>punched my butt once
Could Bearguy have a challenger?

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>>37012915
Hey I'll take the bait, I like talking about the Netherlands.

>None of that makes any sense unless you want to split hairs
Just because prostitution was legalized doesn't mean everyone is going to indulge in it. Or even approves/cares, I know it's anecdotal but neither my family nor friends have ever actually acknowledged prostitution aside from the rare topical mention, it's just a thing that's there and you ignore it. It wasn't even fully legal until 2000.

With general Dutch culture being fairly sexually traditional I was lazily referring to the cultural impact of protestant Calvinism which was dominant in the Netherlands, of which one of the principles was the rejection of base pleasures and abstaining from over-indulging, thus being relatively vanilla. The opening words "I think" indicate that I wasn't necessarily stating a fact or concrete argument, obviously media consumption has rapidly changed our culture in the past decades and we're definitely a lot more liberal/deviant (especially in the Randstad area), but some Calvinist principles are still present, for example in the common stereotypes that we're incredibly frugal and insultingly honest.

And yes you can say I'm splitting hairs, but with the unintended broadness of my previous post that is simply a given.

>You're pretty good at deflecting logic and reason though
I try my best, friend.

>>37015581
Shit
Pinched*

>>37015535
Then do you think it's finally time to give in and let him rub/finger/eat you and to you give him handjob/blowjob? Do you still think it's to early or are you still not ready?

>>37015731
I think so, he's been patient with me, fair, and I like him a lot
Maybe tomorrow

>>37016170
>Maybe tomorrow
Wow look at you, slut.
Remeber to swallow, like a good girl.

>>37016254
Okay definitely not a blowjob, that's too much, no fingering either
and don't act like I'd have to be told to swallow if I was gonna do that

>>37016368
Then what would you be ok with? hanjob and him rubbing you?

>spoiler
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!

>>37016432
Rubbing maybe, I think a good step, in keeping with my baby steps, would be maybe slipping his hand under my shirt or something
you're just teasing right? It wouldn't actually be slutty to something like that would it?

>>37016793
It'd be a pretty big baby step a lot of women never take, I don't know if I'd consider it slutty or not.

>>37016853
What do you mean? Are you saying it's a baby steps, but big for a baby steps?
mom fell asleep on the couch, I put a blanket on her and left

>>37016900
No, it's not a baby step. I've been with 5 women and one man and only the man swallowed. Hell, two of the women refused to blow me in the first place.

>>37016900
Ok first I have the strange need to clear something up I'm the guy you have been replying to for the last 40 minutes not >>37017012
And I think letting him slip his hand under your shirt would be ok, but expect him to want way more than that after he's done, specially because there's barely anything there.

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I fucking hate my mother, she's emotional abusive and we're in a codependent relationship

But I also love her because she sacrificed so much so that she could give me as much as she could, and more, Mother's Day is always strange for me

>>37017065
Yea, >>37017012 is obviously a joke
I'll do that and see where things go, thanks

>>37017162
Right, a man getting blown by another man is way less believable than a girl on 4chin trying to fuck her daddy.

>>37017278
I mean his tone, the rest is completely believable on a board as gay as this one

>>37011002
I hate my mom. I never want to speak to her again.

>>37017382
This is the straightest board. Don't talk shit.

>>37017162
20 bucks on Laura getting cummed inside tomorrow.

>>37017437
Bear....there's boipussy threads almost every day.

>>37017437
Oh forgot to ask, so how was the sex?
Did you make sure your seed reached the deepest parts of her pussy straight into the womb?

>>37015640
>it's just a thing that's there and you ignore it

Because it's ingrained in your culture, it's "normal". There's nothing "conservative" about the fact that people don't care or disapprove of prostitution being legal. What kind of sanctity does sex have in the collective minds of the Dutch when it is commonly accepted that it should be available as a paid service?

>some Calvinist principles are still present, for example in the common stereotypes that we're incredibly frugal and insultingly honest.

The same can be said of the United States, they still have remnants of Puritan values/stances hanging off their culture and institutions. Doesn't really mean much anymore does it? It surfaces now and then and that's it. I'd still argue that they persist more in the US than in any other western country, but given how obsessed the world is with America and all its cultural intricacies, I can't support that. What I can tell you though is that America is the only country in the Western world where a majority of newborn males are still getting circumcised, that's got to mean something.

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>>37017550
>that's got to mean something

>>37017437
Bearg, think about that statement
>>37017416
Call her up anon
>>37017488
I'll take that bet

>>37016793
>my baby steps

I smirked

ily laura

>>37011002
Have spoke to my mom about a total of 10 minutes in 2017. Every time I call it's "hey sorry can't talk now!"

Just want to let her know I love her and ask how she is doing. Only been home twice for a few days since I moved out in 2014, things were never the same with my family after that, none of them pickup or return my calls.

>>37017437
you have brought a transcendent plane of irony upon this thread

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>>37017635
I will bury you

>>37017578
Obviously I'm no sociologist. But the stereotypical European is really far from what you'd call "conservative", in fact their own perception of conservatism is so warped, policies and stances they would call "right-wing" is arguably still somewhat left-wing in American culture. not a murrican btw, nor am I mindlessly shilling for the "land of the free"

>>37017826
please do though. I'm sure it's a semi-decent way to go. I'm taking Deer Guy's word when he says you're cute

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>>37017488
Yeah, well.. I see a few NEET threads pop up if that helps me.
>>37017536
If by sex, you mean constantly pulling out to give myself a breather because I didn't want it to end too quickly since we made the stupid mistake of going without a condom oh god the warmth. Only to get finally told by my sister to finish whenever and wherever I wanted, which I decided to be all over her stomach. Then yes. And no to the other half.
>>37017633
I'm sticking to it.

Just giving a quick shout out one of the best anime babes out there on this mothers day. Going out to eat.

>>37017898
>I'm taking Deer Guy's word when he says you're cute
Very, 8/10 easily

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>>37017898
WHY DO YOU PEOPLE FETISHIZE OR BRUSH OFF ALL OF MY THREATS
>>37017964
Dang, that's saucy

>>37018137
I'm not fetishizing it. I'm just saying, if I have to be given a Texan funeral by a girl, she might as well be easy on the eyes too bad you're not just *easy*

>>37018137
Because hobbits are a peaceful race.

>>37018191
I'll take the "you're not *easy*" compliment
>>37018341
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I checked and she's still asleep on the couch now with a cat on her, I'm not gonna wake her

>>37017964
>oh god the warmth
First in bed, then in her vagina.
Soon.

>>37011137
Uhhh im like 2 weeks late, last i saw you and your brother agreed no sex, what changed?

>>37018589
what changed is she changed her mind, she begged him, then she tried to take the lead for several days but kept chickening out until yesterday

>>37017550
>Because it's ingrained in your culture, it's "normal".
I was talking about ignoring it in the sense that it's uncomfortable to talk about, you don't want it to be there but since it doesn't actually affect you there's no reason to speak up about it. It's not commonly accepted that it 'should' be available, it's accepted that it just 'is'.

Whenever the topic came up there was always a collective sense of shame about it. I learnt growing up that sex is something special between two people and paying for it or getting paid for it is the poor man's choice, and that idea came from the social setting I grew up in - maybe they never talked about it outright, but it was clear to me even as a child what the general opinion was.

Again returning to Calvinism there's a lot of humbleness, there's no sense of entitlement or self-righteousness like "I don't like this it needs to stop", it's just "I don't like it but there'd be more trouble if I complained so I won't care". There's a lot of inaction, where problems that don't affect you personally aren't a problem and you should let the state deal with it, because personally inconveniencing someone else over your opinion when they haven't actually bothered you is taboo. Just forget about everything and focus on actual matters that affect your life like your job. That's why the whole black pete thing was such a scandal, no one here wanted to talk about it because why should we care, it just is.

Like >>37017873 said it's a lot lighter kind of conservatism and obviously not the hard conservatism like in the US.

>>37018980
>Again returning to Calvinism there's a lot of humbleness, there's no sense of entitlement or self-righteousness like "I don't like this it needs to stop", it's just "I don't like it but there'd be more trouble if I complained so I won't care". There's a lot of inaction, where problems that don't affect you personally aren't a problem and you should let the state deal with it, because personally inconveniencing someone else over your opinion when they haven't actually bothered you is taboo. Just forget about everything and focus on actual matters that affect your life like your job. That's why the whole black pete thing was such a scandal, no one here wanted to talk about it because why should we care, it just is.

This is all interesting, but it sounds like a justification for mental passivity at best and slave mentality at worst

>>37019167
It's just apathy. Not exactly rare nowadays.

>>37019238
Correct. Apathy is everywhere now, and in a thousand ways. It doesn't mean it's good

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>>37019167
>this much writing about generalised cultural norms
>all this pent up sexual frustration in one post
Jesus just fuck your brother already

>>37019472
Whoops meant to >>37018980

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>tfw Laura fucking hates me and ignores my compliments

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>>37011002
Family will be doing awesome once we gaslight anon into killing himself! :-)!

>>37019578
Yuppers
also you know I don't know how to respond to compliments

>>37019669
hint: it's a word that starts with "t" and ends with "hanks"

>>37019669
Blushing and giggling seems to be your thing

>>37019747
TomHanks?
But really I feel like I say thanks and people think I don't mean it because it's generic as fuck, I feel bad saying the same thing to every compliment, it's easier to pretend I didn't see it and not face having to respond

>>37019796
so you don't want to seem disingenuous, but you don't care about looking indifferent or pompous at worst?

>>37019775
And orbiting tends to be your thing.

>>37019926
kek'd

seconded

>>37019919
I thought he'd assume I didn't see it and avoid the disingenuous part without it coming off as the latter two
It's in words it's stupid but in my mind it made sense

>>37019995
eh, wasn't really referring to Deer Guy's post in particular. That one's not a big deal. I just meant in general.

>>37019995
>assume
What have I told you about that?
And I was joking, I know you don't hate me most of the time

Went over there and gave her a hanging basket and a wire jewel hanger for it. Spent hours shopping with her. We're back at the house and apparently I move too quickly to do something and she gets startled/weirded out. Then my brother and her start asking why I was moving so fast and making fun of me and then multiply it when I am confused/claim I moved at a normal speed. Then suddenly it's a big thing and it's my fault for "starting an argument and ruining mother's day. Glad I left when I did

>>37019995
In general I say thanks and hope it doesn't look bad but the thanks would've been belated there and looked even worse, but then I still have to acknowledge it because there's no way I missed both comments, so I had to find some way to justify it
I know it's gibberish but that's my mental process, if you wonder why I don't do things

>>37020220
well being a sperg myself, I'm just curious about things. Sorry for pressing it

>>37020220
And I replied to the wrong post, my own post, that was meant for >>37020073
>>37020186
That's shitty unnecessarily shitty, try not to sweat it

>>37020277
It's fine I just can't explain myself without looking like an idiot, there were probably words that were better but I couldn't find them

>>37020490
Some times I forget how much of a robot you really are. Weren't you hunting for friends some time ago, did you just stop?

>>37020604
Some people here encouraged me I think but I decided I don't want friends, it's just more trouble than it's worth

>>37020687
Good luck if k ever decides to leave you

>>37020756
Stop making me think about things, I already try my best to be agreeable and easy in non lewd matters

>>37020687
>it's just more trouble than it's worth

I relate to that. Even online

>>37020756
>saying this on /r9k/
I'm sure nobody on this board cares about that

>>37020687
Still wonder how a girl as cute as you, managed to go through 19 years of her life, without gaining a single friend, but just like this guy said >>37020756, if K leaves you, you're gonna be all alone and I don't think your parents will take care of you forever, you should really try socialize a little more and at least gain one friend.

Where the fuck is Kissy? She better be in the middle of a sex marathon.
>Becoming a mother on mother's day

>>37020848
People liked me, people considered me there friends, but I couldn't feel the same, I didn't want to be near people, it was too much stress, constantly having to guess what I was supposed to say or do, and if I did decide to go out so my parents didn't worry "does she have no friends? Is there something wrong with her" I spent the night running the day through my head thinking about everything I could've done wrong and not really knowing the answer
It's easier to sit in my room and do nothing all day
I was making dinner while my moms asleep and realized we have no pepper, so I'm now the only one store on this Mongolian Basket Weaving forum

I ended up getting in a fight with my mom and I said 'fuck you, you retarded bitch" and she started crying

Am I in the wrong?

>>37021429
Generally you don't call people retarded bitches, especially not your mom. You might be a teenager or you have some serious anger issues

>>37021464
I'm 25 and I am a very calm person

>>37020848
Laura showed her face? Or we still asuming
im like 98% positive shes a cutie

>>37021429
yeah you're probably in the wrong

>>37021497
then you have some other issue which I cannot assess what it is. Anti-social personality disorder, autism, alcoholism, I don't know. But yes, you are in the wrong. It's one thing to get angry and another to call your mom something like that, especially just because of a fight

>>37021356
Damm not even I am that much of an ass...
Then what made you change your mind with K, his sister and his friends?

>>37021521
I'm just taking Deer's word for it.
Plus she's like 10 inches tall, so she has to be a qt.

>>37021429
>retarded bitch
Is she?

>>37021673
Kind of. She threw a mother's day BBQ with my extended family without asking me

>>37021855
you sound like the retarded bitch

My mom died 6 months ago. She wasn't good to me as a kid but it would be nice to see her again. I put a great distance between us and I am to blame for that. She understood me like no one else did. I underestimated how valuable that would be.

>>37021618
>10 inches
>that feel when no fairy gf

>>37021618
Forcing myself, I'm sort of comfortable with him and like I said I do my best to not be difficult or anything so I deal with everything else, even if it's at my expense, trust me I know without him I'm screwed for a long time, I got lucky in a lot of ways with him so I'm willing to budge to make things work
His sister's not too bad though
I'm not 10" tall

>>37021945
I feel you, bro, my mom died 2 months ago, she understood and accepted me when no else in my family Just to make it clear I'm not talking about being gay or trans, it's just that my older brothers are social and outgoing as fuck and well I'm a kissless virgen that never leaves the house except for classes who is sure to die alone. I miss her so damm much.

>>37022117
How have you been holding up, anon? It's never a good feel when constantly feeling like you have to compare to your siblings.

>>37022226
Fine, I guess, I don't really compare myself to them, it's just that I know my mom surely would have wanted me to turn out diferent, but I just can't bring myself to change, my oldest brother gives me shit about my personality all the time, I just blow him off.

>>37022226
Not that anon but

>tfw 13 year old brother is fucking a 17 year old girl, going to parties, smoking weed and has a job where he's paid under the table, meanwhile am 20yr old virgin who never had a job and is going to college for something I won't even enjoy

>>37021356
>People liked me, people considered me there friends, but I couldn't feel the same, I didn't want to be near people, it was too much stress
I used to think "Hey if I met this girl I bet we could get along and be friends", after reading this I think I'll stop thinking that now.

>tfw i creampied my mother today

happy mother's day indeed

>>37022376
In the right situation maybe, but forced interaction like school, not being comfortable around someone it's just harder
you can be my friend

>>37022331
Do you have any expectations for yourself in life? People can expect you do to do anything under the Sun but this is your path.

>>37022367
I know if you live under their roof it is far too easy to feel the need to compare to your siblings. How's school, anon? If anything I take solace in the fact that the people who seemingly had it all at age 13-20 are fucking up royally around me. I'm not much older and not college educated so the experience is a tad lost on me. However living quietly has its bonuses.

>>37022844
Thankfully I don't live with him (although he's my only friend and I love him). He's actually my half-brother and his father has custody

> living quietly has its bonuses.

Yeah I know. It's the safety, the stability and the peace of mind. I know I'd go insane if I decided to live like a normie, but I still feel like missing out on pain, stress and obstacles is missing out on the human experience

>>37022789
Not sure if I'd want to be a friend IRL with someone who just can't bring herself to give a shit about people who care about her, didn't you also say once that people from your old school would always ask you to hang out and you blew them off? Sorry but you're kinda rude now that I think about it, I know it's hard on you, but it sucks for them.
I also think you might have misread my post.

>>37022844
>People can expect you do to do anything
Funny, people stopped expecting stuff from me a long time ago.

>Do you have any expectations for yourself in life?
Kinda, I just wanna finish my career and then get a nice job that pays well and just relax for the rest of my life, if I could land a qt wife on the way I'll take it, but that just seems less plausible day after day.

>>37023026
I think I worded that poorly
It's not that I don't like them or that I don't care about them, I do my best to reciprocate what I can or get in trouble for them if I had to, I showed the respect they showed me but but I don't know what I'm supposed to feel
I was never anyone's best friend, so I don't feel like I'm hurting anyone's feelings, I don't do it to be an asshole or for any reason other than not wanting to engage socially

>>37023318
fuck I relate to that so much. It doesn't make me unhappy, but I do wish I was better adjusted emotionally. Don't you?

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>>37022367
>tfw 13 year old brother is fucking a 17 year old girl, going to parties, smoking weed and has a job where he's paid under the table
Heh. People like that always end up fucked. I actually ran into a really popular Stacy who bullied me in school and she was a waitress in a really shitty restaurant. She got kinda fat too.

I got my brother to ask for a different waitress. To her face. In a polite/mean tone. It was great.

Random question but anyone has any good remedies for sleeplessness? My sleep schedule is pretty jacked up and I've been taking light antidepressants and melatonin but it's not really doing much.

>>37023318
>I don't know what I'm supposed to feel
I guess being able to think "If this person asked me for a favor I'd do it", "If this person wanted to hang out I'd go" and just in general being able to enjoy yourself around them, didn't you ever think anything like that?

>>37023543
Happy mother's day, Kissy.

>>37023557
Yeah, just bang your head as hard as you can on something really hard.

>>37023557
Dunno if you're having the same problem I do but just literally force yourself not to move while in bed. I have those little "let me get more comfortable" movements constantly while trying to sleep. Moving around could keep you awake.

>>37023543
I know what you mean, but that only makes it worse. I don't want him to end up like a basket case or a junkie, he's my brother and he's a really good guy, he's nice to me and never brags or anything.

>>37023606
My head hurts enough as it is, thank you.

>>37023622
No, I can literally lie still for hours staring at the ceiling or the inside of my eyelids and still not fall asleep.

>>37023622
>that feel when doing stuff like this for an hour or 2 every time I try to go to sleep
Sleeping is such a hassle.

>>37023557
A lot of sex until you're out of breath.

Just being exhausted helps. Melatonin does jack for me except making me have weird dreams

>>37023374
Yea I wish it was easier for me, I feel like I'm missing out
We're you the guy I was replying to?
>>37023557
Sleeping with your parents is all I got

>>37023557
I usually end up sleeping on the floor if I have any issues like that.

>>37023606
That's what I tried to be, I did things a friend would do for them but I couldn't feel the connection or comfort, I know what friends are supposed to do and I did that for them but there was too much stress for me to call them friends, it's not anything against them

>>37023702
>Were you the guy I was replying to?

No. That guy said he formerly thought it would be cool to be your friend, but I rarely tell myself that about anyone, otherwise I wouldn't really relate to you and your lack of interest for IRL socializing

>>37023760
>stress
What kind of stress, I don't get this?

Also
>>37023702
>We're you the guy I was replying to?
No, that would be me. >>37023606
Were* btw.

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>>37023606
>Happy mother's day, Kissy.
SHUSH YOU

>>37023643
Oh in that case make sure to steer him straight. My younger brother was always the life of the party and got a looot of attention all the time and he ruined his life with drugs. Like, for real. He developed schizophrenia and goes manic all the time.

>>37023652
Fuck that sucks I'm sorry.

>>37023676
>Sleeping is such a hassle.
Yeah it really is when you have severe anxiety haha. That's why you see me posting here at like all times of the day.

>>37023840
>Oh in that case make sure to steer him straight. My younger brother was always the life of the party and got a looot of attention all the time and he ruined his life with drugs. Like, for real. He developed schizophrenia and goes manic all the time.

Sorry to hear that. I watched Requiem For A Dream with him when he was 12, so I doubt he'll ever get into hard drugs. But otherwise I'll be watching over him

>>37023698
>being exhausted helps
Yeah that's true, at least occasionally. I do gymnastics/yoga stuff before bed often or diddle myself silly and it at least sometimes makes falling asleep easier.

>>37023702
I'm not you Laura, and my mom would just go on and on about my degenerate lifestyle, it gets so boring.

>>37023737
I kinda like being comfy though, but thanks.

>>37023997
is your mom /pol/? she should cut you a little slack.

>>37024056
She's usually a pretty liberal person, but she has this huge hateboner about lesbians. Not even homosexuals, just lesbians.

>>37023832
Maybe stress isn't the word? I'm not sure I've never had to put this into words, I've been trying for a while and can't

>>37024425
Pressure? Uncomfort?

>>37024554
Yea, pressure to say certain things, and discomfort is a good word, just wanting to go home or be alone when I tried to go out

>>37023974
>when he was 12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kewr_kc6bJg

>>37024667
>just wanting to go home or be alone when I tried to go out
Oh hey, I can relate to this one after hanging out with my friends after a few hours I start thinking that I want to go home and it's not that I wasn't having fun or anything, just start feeling like that, I end up staying a while longer because I don't want to be a party pooper.

But if pressure was one of the words you're looking for, then there shouldn't be any, they're your friends they aren't going to roast you and hate your bones for not knowing what to say in certain moments. Keep that in mind if you ever get a friend or meet someone you want to befriend.

>>37024667
Not who you were talking to, but I feel you.

In my case, it's crippling social anxiety, self doubt and depression that make a hell of a combination.

>>37024672
the end justifies the means, anon. Plus that was only a year ago and he's fucking a girl right now.

I JUST HAD A WICKED IDEA

IF YOU'RE A TRIPFAG I FUCKING DARE YOU TO MAKE 1 (ONE) VOCAROO WHERE YOUR SPEAKING VOICE IS AUDIBLE

>>37024878
I JUST HAD A WICKED IDEA

A VOICE DOESN'T PROVE SHIT, FUCK OFF

>>37024807
Yea, for me it was the second it started though, it was a downward slope when I stepped out of the house
>>37024841
I'm sorry, I don't know know what else to say

Alright, Dad told me he's almost home and my mom is barely stumbling around the house so I'm gonna get ready, be back in a few hours max

>>37025017
who says anything about "proving"

vocaroo is fun mate

>>37025114
>Alright, Dad told me he's almost home and my mom is barely stumbling around the house so I'm gonna get ready
Wait? Ready for what? Is the threesome finally happening?

>>37025157
Well it was a dare, so it sounds like it's supposed to "prove" they're real, even though there's no proof that the voice is theirs
Also I know some of you weird fuckers will jack off to it

>>37025217
>implying there aren't already plenty of "weird fucks" jacking off to the stories and personal lives of the posters

the tripfags aren't yours to protect, you white knight

>>37025187
No anon, dinner

>>37025393
Try some root beer

>>37025217
>implying people don't already jerk off to this stuff

>>37022468
Why? How??

xs

http://www.strawpoll.me/12967402

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>>37026216
>strawpoll

Why make this though? Also Asperger isn't too common in women.

>>37026461
Uncommon does not mean non-existent

>>37026461
Have you had unprotected sex with creampies again?

>>37026493
I just meant it's unlikely, especially given how she reacts to the playbully comments.

>>37026495
No but I did have a lovely day with my aniki.

>>37026565
Greentext any cute and/or romantic stories, these threads really need them.

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>>37026608
Gosh it's all boring though.

>playing games
>watching him play Medieval 2
>get kind of bored so I sit on his lap and help him play
>turn around and kiss him every once in a while
>hold hands the whole since he only really needs a mouse to play
>do this for like 2 hours

>lay on couch on top of each other
>we played with my cat and made her chase a laser for like 20 minutes until she stopped chasing it
>laugh a lot cause cats are cute

>making dinner
>wearing only summer dress
>he lifts up the skirt of my dress
>embarrassed.jpg
>turn around and literally yell "YAMETEEE"
>he laughs hard
>continue cooking
>serve him meal and we eat while holding hands
>talk about his work which he doesn't say much but vague comments because nursing ethics dictates you don't talk about your patients. Talk a lot about how he feels though
>after dinner we kiss and say "I love you" to each other
>go off to do our own things for a bit
okay this one I feel was greentext worthy

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>>37026839
>>get kind of bored so I sit on his lap and help him play
>>turn around and kiss him every once in a while
>>hold hands the whole since he only really needs a mouse to play
CUTE!

>>turn around and literally yell "YAMETEEE"
pic related

>>37026949
>pic related
Look I didn't even mean to say it. I just read to much r9k.

Also I really suck at medieval 2. I am good at the long-term planning stuff but once there's combat I just drop the spaghetti and lose. He doesn't let me try anymore.

>>37027051
> I am good at the long-term planning stuff but once there's combat I just drop the spaghetti and lose.

when you play against him, does he still do that thing where he gets you all flustered and you get destroyed because of it

Laura is too cute. Would pat her head.

>>37027092
Oh we don't play against each other in medieval 2. It's one of those old turn based strategy games. I'm more of his settlement adviser when we play haha. I lose against easy AI in combat parts unless I have a much larger force and when I do, I lose a lot more than I should.

>outnumber 3-1
>kill 200
>lose 150

yeeaaah

he has the highest population and most developed cities in the game though so it's not like I'm full retard

>>37027148
heck yeah I wanna pat her head too

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>>37027148
>>37027181
>smol gets tenderly group-patted against her will

>>37027240
I can't let you do that, starfox
Also go to sleep if you haven't already

She might start wearing a hat to counter our head pats.

>>37027270
I'm taking a break from trying to sleep.

>>37027277
probably a MAGA hat too.

>>37027282
Ugh I know that feel it sucks

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>>37027312
>not this hat

I'm gonna shower then post a picture of Laura

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No, fuck you. my moms a piece of shit. I will literally piss on her grave when she finally kicks the bucket.

moms usually are shitty. I think most people would be better off being raised by their dad rather than the modern roastie, who is just a fucking child given power. Modern women lack the responsibility and accountability to properly raise children. Not saying dads cant be shitty or that theres zero good moms out there, but it really seems like the millenial and post-millenial generations all have mommy issues. Young adults today are immature because they were raised by women who have been spoiled by feminism and decades of (((media))) promoting irresponsible degenerate life choices.

Women are incompetent and child-rearing requires extreme competency and *self*-discipline. Not the carefree, do-whatevers-easiest me-me-me attitudes and lifestyles that marxist feminist propoganda programmed women to adopt. The few people ive met who lived with their dads growing up have always been the most high-quality people ive known.

>>37011148
dont forgive her. Let her know you hate her. let her think of how she mistreated you and how much her little boy despises her while shes on her deathbed.

Dad asked me why I'm a downer with no ambition while we were drinking, I told him I had been depressed for years and tried to kill myself, he called me selfish and told me to get out.

>>37027553
Are you still taking a shower?

>>37028342
He fooled us. He'd never take a shower

>>37027553
Sooo uhh, you back yet, guy? Post the goods

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Don't worry, senpai. I got that picture for you.

>>37028898
Anon...don't tell me you actually believed Mr. White Knight.

>>37028997
Okay this actually made me laugh.

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>>37028997
That's pretty cute. Looks smaller than 10 inches though.

>>37028997
kek, based bear.

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>>37029019
>>37029024
>>37029052
Ah, my apologies. I hope this is a better representation.

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I cook dinner, eat with my parents, go through some mushy shit, and come back to a strawpoll about my potential tism, and a picture of a flat board from bearg
>>37028997
Why do this to me? What have I done?
I'm not aspie
>>37027240
REEEEE PEACEKEEPER GTFO
NO HEADPATS FOR ME
>>37027277
K says I look cute in hats but I hate hats
>>37027312
>MAGA hat
N-no way man

>>37029125
SMALLER!
M
A
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L
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>>37029319
Please don't hate me. pls, i just like making stupid shops when I should be sleeping
>>37029332
I don't know if this is smaller, but it is cute.

>>37029567
>when I should be sleeping
>Leaving your imouto alone in bed when you could be spooning and poking her with your boner.

>I don't know if this is smaller, but it is cute.
Kek, it really is cute.

>>37029567
I think it is smaller
And I can't hate you, I've got too many reasons not to

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>>37029602
She's actually still up and watching a movie with our parents in the living room.
>cute
Good, because I ran out of ideas.
>>37029634
I'm sure I could go smaller. And thanks.

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Sorry, got distracted by a bug bite or something on my thumb that I was messing with
Here's Laura

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>>37029828
>>37029828
>Here's Laura
Absolutely savage

>>37029846
That's very oddly close.... I used to have a shirt like that too but I surprisingly grew out of it

>>37029846
Threw me off for a second with how close that girl looks like Laura

>>37029883
>>37029897
This may or may not have been why I chose it as a reaction image

>>37029846
Who is this cute looking boy?

>>37029925
Laura's twin brother.

>>37029846
>>37029918
So wait Laura actually has a man haircut?

>>37029925
>>37029971
Going to contain a hyper reee
And no, my hair's a bit longer and more brown, but the face is really similar

>>37030050
Don't reeee it doesn't look THAT much like you.

>>37030105
THEY SAID "WHOS THAT BOY" "HER BROTHER
It's close enough to get the general idea of what I look like, last time I gave it a shot it was barely close

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>>37030139
>THEY SAID "WHOS THAT BOY" "HER BROTHER
don't rustle your jummies, Laura-chan
are they wrong tho

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>>37011002
I hate her fucking guts.
She keeps trying to contact me even though ive blocked her number and email.
My dad tells me she wants to see me, but i wont have any of it.
I told my dad that my mom can burn in hell and hung up.
Then i turned on some seasonal anime and smoked a joint.

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>>37030175
That's it, I'm going titcow tipping tonight

>>37030450
I'm just messing. I didn't even think either of you would say it looks like you

>>37030450
You can't she's too big for you, she can just roll over and kill you.

>>37030482
Yeah right, titcow, you chose that pic on purpose and you know it.

>>37030492
Good
Either way, there's a mildly accurate lookalike for me

>>37030523
I did. I just didn't think she nor deer would come out and say that it looks like her. That got me off guard completely.

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Remember /r9k/ whenever you see these faggots and their spammed manchild roleplaying threads make sure to report and sage

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>>37030654
Reporting non-rule breaking posts and announcing a sage are both ban worthy offenses. Incest roleplay on the most degenerate board next to LGBT however, is not.

>>37011002
Already did this today. I chauffeured her around since her shoulder isn't doing well. The winds on the highway were retally intense and it hurt my arms a bit. We had barbeque at my grandparents' home.

I love her more than anything. We're best friends. I'm going to be sad when I move out, because she's the light of my life and I'm hers.

It's pretty close to my Nana's birthday, so we're going on vacation together next week.

>>37030709
Spamming your shitty unoriginal threads are rule breaking you inbred fucking mong christ you people are literally the bottom of the barrel of r9k. Retarded kids

Remember kiddos, never respond to haters and trolls

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If you knee a groin do you need to get a pregnancy test?

Asking for a friend

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>>37030898
g-ggreentext

>>37031075
No greentext I just asked him about his penis size when we woke up this morning and he gave the expected "I don't know why don't you help me find out" line so I jokingly jabbed him with my knee. There was nothing sexual about it anon.

>>37031184
How do you expect him to give you babies after that?

>>37031219
I didn't hit him hard in the nuts it was just a nudge, he laughed and we cuddled more before I left. I'm sure he's fine.

Self-loathing bump before bed

>have step sister
>Short dyed blond hair, about 5'6, wide hips, small boob, pale af
>Shes kinda shy and autistic at times
>Both of us into fitness
>She invited me into her yoga classes
>I'm more of lifter, but figure a few classes won't hurt
>Go to first one
>We're there early for the first session
>Instructor was super hands on with correcting my form
>Got to use my mat behind step sister
>Dat ass, and all these other asses too
>Second session few days later
>Goes well, learned new stuff I like
>Sister to my right this time
>Instructor makes a joke sorry about handling your boyfriend
>Silence then laughs
>Go home and fap so hard to mental images and yoga porn
>Third session (today)
>Instructor doesn't really help me much
>End of class yoga instructor (different lady) said
>Wouldn't it be nice if all bfs were into yoga like anon and sis
>Room laughs and we go to main room
>Instructor comes over and talks some hippie Bs
>Says couples who yoga together have long lasting relationships and shit
>Whispers and in the bed room things get spicy if you know what I mean
>Sis instant red in face
>Step sister hip bumps me on way out
>Grab her by hips and pull her over
>Walk out together with semi
>In my car
>Tell her I guess were a couple now and have to keep up appearances
>She says yeah stop checking out other girls butts
>Silence and not much else to talk about on way home
>She goes to do some mother's day shit

And now I'm here wanting to fuck my step sister

>>37033076
>implying it's a big deal
You're not even related.

>>37032079
>implying they're not sensitive as fuck
People may treat that shit as a joke, but it's not cool at all.

>>37029846
>>37029897
I wish I was skyping a cutie like Laura right now

>>37035219
I'd pat her head and tell her everything will be okay myself.

>>37035474
then she'd either do this >>37019775 or hiss like a female cat protecting her young

>>37035522
Either way it'd be cute and I'd tell her as such.

A bump for cuteness (and Laura possibly being lewded by her bf)

>>37026839
>YAMETEEE
underrated post almost missed it

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>slept from 5am to 1pm
Boy am I retarded. At least I didn't have anything to do today.
In other news I just learned that my sister and I (might be/) will be alone from Wednesday until Saturday/Sunday. My father is doing some oldtimer race through Italy and my mom might take that chance to do a shopping tour through Italy as well. So I'm cautiously optimistic.
pic semi-related and super cute.

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>>37011379
>tfw spent an hour looking through the archive to find breast size and height of trips or their sisters

She was smol, too

>>37036749
titcow is an underrated trip imho

Anyway. Is there a father's day? I have no idea, but I thought it would be nice to gentle-bully Laura on that day

>>37037046
She was voted best trip last strawpoll. Not all that underrated.

>>37036985
That pic is easily one of the gayest thing I've ever seen. I love it

>>37036985
You're making me want to draw porn with all these images you post. Glad to hear your house will soon be filled with the sounds of love.

>>37037084
>is there a father's day
What the fuck? Of course there is

>>37037084
It's the second Sunday of June in Austria (as Mothers Day is the second Sunday of May).

>>37037122
I know, right? The mix of sweet and really hot always gets me.

>>37037135
Oh please do.
And thanks, me too! Fingers crossed.

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>>37036985
>I prefer your hands

>>37037137
I don't pay any attention whatsoever to this kind of thing.

It's because I work right about every weekday except ~10 days a year. I just can't handle looking at a calendar for too long.

>>37037147
This is very important and I will make sure to make full use of this information. Thanks.

>tfw a sister is probably the only kind of woman who would even remotely care about me
>never had one
time to die

>>37037109
to be fair that was a long time ago and barely anyone voted. also I thought Laura won

Are there Laura-nudes?

I want them.

>>37037180
I'm not sure if it's the same elsewhere but you can probably Google the exact date for your country.

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>>37037201
Yeah, I got one, Deer actually did post Laura but deleted his post a few seconds later, little retard doesn't know I actually got to see it in time, been fapping non-stop ever since.

>>37037284
Laura's response:

"ha-ha-ha good one."

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>>37037284
Hnnnng, jesus

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>>37035219
>>37035474
>>37035522
>>37035841
I'll never be taken seriously will I?
>>37036715
Yes there is a Father's day, please no bully
>>37037084
It's not gonna be anything too crazy
>>37037181
For me it's not having a younger sibling to give all of my pent up affection to
>>37037201
No, they literally do not exist in this universe unless there's a hidden camera in my house

>>37037201
I actually do have Laura-nudes

She posted them in another thread about shorties without her trip. I know it was her though, because I told her I was fetishizing her pretty hard, and then she complained about it here, with her trip. So she unwittingly confirmed it.

However, I will join in deerguy's funsize-girl protectivism and refuse to post them

>>37037284
wew and they bashed me for posting cleavage
>>37037305
>Laura's response
I think she'd say "at least I don't have back problems"

She called me yesterday and I told her that I hate her and can't wait until she dies. She was an abusive cunt and completely ruined my childhood and teenage years.

>>37037369
>I'll never be taken seriously will I?
>smoll grill
You tell me.

>>37037369
>No, they literally do not exist in this universe unless there's a hidden camera in my house

Tsk tsk tsk. Bad girl. You shouldn't go around lying and stuff.

>>37037284
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37037381
No, no you don't
>>37037385
TITCOW TITCOW TITCOW TITCOW
Yea "back issues" is my go to thing
>>37037425
I guess not...I used to solve this by hitting people but now I can't

>>37037487
>No, no you don't

But yes, yes, I really do, though. They can at least be classified as Semi-nudes.

>>37037487
>but now I can't
If it makes you feel better. the people you punched most likely didn't take those punches seriously as well, in fact punches with your smoll grill hands must tickle.

>>37037502
Go ahead and post them, you've got my full permission
>inb4 a flat board, I'm not even the flattest in the thread anymore

>>37037487
>I guess not...I used to solve this by hitting people but now I can't

well I'm sorry that you're not ugly and unlikeable, but you gotta take life for what it is and do the best with what you have. Inflicting your pain on others will not ease the sharp and constant suffering of being pretty and cute.

>>37037487
>TITCOW TITCOW TITCOW TITCOW
Do you even need to wear a bra?

>>37037566
IF THEY WERE CRYING I THINK IT HURT
>>37037573
Thanks, but I just want to be taken seriously, I'm a person, not a big one, but a person
>>37037575
YES, THEY MOVE WHEN I RUN AND I HAVE NIPPLES
THANKFULLY THEY WONT START SAGGING BEFORE IM 30
TITCOW GENOCIDE FUCKING WHEN?

>>37037369
>For me it's not having a younger sibling to give all of my pent up affection to
For me it's being entirely alone, honestly.
I just want someone to put up with me I suppose, which is an incredibly tall order.

>>37037664
>I'm a person

What? Get outta here with that nonsense

>>37037664
>THEY MOVE WHEN I RUN AND I HAVE NIPPLES
Am I literally the only woman on this planet who hates bras with a passion? I'd wear sports bras if necessary (for sports, duh) but otherwise if I could I'd never, ever wear one. It's the first thing that flies off as soon as I enter the house.

>>37037664
>THANKFULLY THEY WONT START SAGGING BEFORE IM 30
Hey I'm 25 and they're not sagging. You just gotta exercise so your skin doesn't get all flabby.

>>37037664
You made people cry, jesus christ, Laura!! You should know better, bullying is not nice.