fembots, please describe your ideal bf/gf. and anon, if you see

>the anon
sorry, meant to write "the anons"

>taller than me
>atleast a 6 or 7 outta 10
>slightly older
>chubby
>funny but can be a dick
>likes vidya


>is into non-vanilla stuff

>>36988835
That's not hard to qualify for

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>>36988835
>Chubby

TFW girls don't like lean lanklets

>>36988870
i have low standards
>>36988880
i'll like lanky guys when i dont feel fat compares to them

>>36988893
I go to the gym after work, I'll bring you with me and you can become lean too

>>36988744
>girl
>into vidya
>clingy
>obsessive
>fembot
>likes me

It's not much on paper, but finding a girl who gets obsessed with me wew lad.

>>36988870
>Haha I can qualify maybe, but wat if I cant qualify tho

>Then wat

>>36988835
How tall are you then?

Because most of those fit me

>>36988905
sounds gr8 :D
>>36988910
sounds like me
>>36988915
5'4

>>36988835
How do someone know if he's taller than you, if you don't tell how fucking tall are you?

>>36988922
What is a 6-7 guy for you?

>>36988932
i'm 5'4
>>36988936
a nice nose, WHITE, longish hair

>>36988922
Nice. Age might be an issue I'm 20 but everything else fits

>>36988932
Women-hate is what ruins this board.

Theres a better thread tho.
>>36988616
>>36988616
>>36988616

>>36988953
>implying a man would get treated any different

You're just so used to people kissing your ass that you don't realize that this is true equality. Do stupid shit and you'll get called out.

>>36988961
That's stupid. No one's going to start dating from some anonymous 4chan posts.

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>>36988976
>You're just so used to people kissing your ass

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA *cough*HAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>36988835
>taller than me
>slightly older

>listing relative descriptors without reference

>>36988744
lma fembots don't exist u dummy

>>36989123
depends if u count trannies as fembots or not

>>36988835
>fit all of those
>except 6'0" and almost 21

assuming of course you're below those thresholds, you non-descriptive cunt

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>>36989187
I count them as vermin.

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well this did not go the way i wanted to. i love this place.

>>36989322
But you tried, which was a nice thing to do.

>>36989318
dont u like boipussy, anon?

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>>36989346
thank you anon. originally thanks.

Fembots do not exist. I'll help you out for though, OP.

>must be antisocial
>must have big dick and lots of money
>must not have any interests or hobbies outside of being antisocial and giving me his money

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>>36989411
Don't you like cleansing the scum, Anon?

>>36989435
make love not war anon.

>at least 6'4
>muscular
>no less that 8/10 in looks
>must be able to provide for me and my baby
>must treat me like a queen

>>36989487
Even though you'll be alone forever, take comfort in knowing that you're honest, and that's a rare thing these days.

You said IDEAL so don't get mad. Also not a fembot. Fem but not bot (they don't exist).

>loyal and faithful
>sense of humor
>kind, respectful, thoughtful
>introverted but doesn't mind socializing once in a while like family get togethers
>able to navigate social situations adequately, not an obvious robot to normans
>more cautious than the average person, more of a planner, doesn't take uncessecary risks because I worry a lot
>has a career that can he can support himself with, is secure and stable in his position
>likes nature and hiking
>likes games in general but especially retro Nintendo
>appreciates home cooking and a clean, organized house
>at least 5'11
>white (sorry!)
>not fat
>good hygiene, takes care of his teeth
>loving and doesn't mind being fawned over and clung to
>ideal dates are dinners at restaurants, picnics and walks outside, lazy days inside snuggling while playing games or watching things

That was fun to think about.

>very clingy
>chubby but not obese
>good hygiene
>has been through/going through something rough like depression
>not quick to anger, calm
>has a sense of humor
>lolicon

contact: [email protected]

>>36989933
>Fem but not bot (they don't exist).
Finally, a Stacy with half a brain.

>>36989458
Love > Homosex

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>>36988744
Do grils like femboys?

>>36989933

I actually fit most of those, except for the good career bit, still trying to figure that out. Also don't really like dinner dates at all. Otherwise I like all those things.

I'll bet you're nowhere near the southeast US, huh

>>36989933
>sorry for excluding nonwhites
>not sorry for excluding everyone under 5'11''(majority of the male population)

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>>36989933
>Fem but not bot (they don't exist)
just because you, all your friends and 99.9% of the female population are stacies doesnt mean none of us cant be total failures. i am just as big of a failure and an autistic retard as most of the men here. would a sane person get her panties twisted about such a small thing like this?

>>36989970
What is very clingy? Will you be clingy back? How does it work?

Also why chubby.

>lolicon
>tfw no loli gf to pedo-roleplay with

>>36989933
fit every single one of those, your standards are shallow.
>>36990145
nobody likes you faggots, fuck off to your containment zone.

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>>36990165
what the hell am i even talking about

>>36989933
I fit all of these but I'll only date a virgin

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>>36988744
>plays video games
>somewhat physically active
Look, I'm not asking for a swole Chad, but someone who isn't a lazy, fat shit. Basically so we can fat shame people together and maybe go on runs in the forest or something.
>Doesn't have many female friends
>Conservative
>Wants to spend time together
>Understands that I'm a clingy, insecure girl.
>Taller than me
I'm 18, for the record.

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>>36988744
>5'8 or taller
>on the thinner side
>black hair
>short or himecut
>likes reading
>enjoys sitting quietly together
>doesn't like clubs
>likes me
>enjoys spending time with me


doesn't matter because i'm an overweight unattractive loser but it's still nice to think about

>>36990152
No I'm not but I'm not looking anyways. I just liked the mental masterbation.

>>36990163
Sorry you're a manlet. It's ideal btw. I like men who look big and strong.

>>36990165
You could turn your life around or at least make it better if you really, really tried. I did it. I'm not a total Stacy but I'm not a sperg anymore

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This makes me sad to think about
>someone who doesn't care about height (literally doesn't exist because all of these fucking answers say 'must be x ft tall'
>someone who doesn't care about race (also rare here)
>Someone who wont cheat (also doesn't really exist)

My standards are basically just "are they a decent person and can they put up with a mixed race 5'5 piece of shit" but that doesn't really exist.

>>36990297

I don't play much vidya anymore, and I'm not really conservative (what ideology is there for someone who hates corporations and the government?), the others are good. Where you at

>>36990297
What vidya do you play? I fit all of them desu. And it's even better cause you're clingy.

>>36990214
Very clingy means willing to talk to me a lot, every night at least. I am very very clingy. Clingiest person I know.
Chubby because it sounds nice for cuddling.

>>36990297
>>Taller than me
It was all going so well until you kill all my hopes once again.

>>36990450
That sounds amazing. I'm not chubby though, I'm on the average/lean side. Is that okay too.

>>36988744
my IDEAL:
>tall
>thick dark hair, dark eyes
>dark undereye bags
>pronounced jaw and chin
>nice nose
>muscular arms, don't care much for belly but maximum fatness is dadbod i guess
>older than me

But i know I'm not hot enough for that guy so here's who I go for:
>just taller than me (I'm 5'0" so we good. my only bf i've had was 5'4")
>older than me
>just don't be awfully deformed i guess
>not fat

Lmao

>>36990408
I live in America. East coast.
>>36990423
Fallout: New Vegas, CS:GO, Overwaifu, Gta, Doom, Mass Effect, World at War. Nothing too different.
>>36990465
>>36990436
I'm 5'2

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>finnish
>a loser like me (a pretty big loser)
>"stop eating, you fat piece of shit, or ill hit you with an axe"

>>36990553
How clingy are you? I'm in Europe so if we talked we'd have to deal with the timezone difference.

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yes!!! the thread is starting to bloom!

>>36990475
that's really fine !!
email me your contact [email protected]

>>36990579
I'd want to talk daily.

>>36990652
that's annoying, you better be hot

>>36990652
That's reasonable. My discord is wickys#4478

>>36990573
Don't meet a fellow Finn here very often. Tell me more about yourself

>>36990573
Tfw finnish and a loser.

>>36990583
Am 18 famalams

>>36990297
Fits pretty good I like inna woods and I like going on runs but I live in Canada

>>36990297
all me

too bad you speak english

>>36990715
im just a worthless, friendless and a traumatized girl addicted to escapism kaksilla hullujen huaneella desu

>>36990553

I'm guessing more up north? I'm in GA

>>36990840
Kuis vanha oot.

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>tfw entire thread dedicated to texas yesterday and STILL no fembots to be found from there

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>Tfw even unattractive to fembot

>>36990908
I'm from that thread and iktfb.

I just want a local qt introvert that likes playing vidya, listening to /mu/ trash, and cuddling. Why is Granbury so trash?

>>36989118

Sign of a real roastie not fembot (male)

>>36990840
Then we have much in common my friend.

>>36990944
anon said they are too ugly but i said no, no, no! i will literally take a poor boogie if thats my only chance at love

>>36990874
18 sir

>>36989487
Im actually all of those things.
I wont treat you like a queen, but rather a princess.
Im marrying you off to Galicia.

>>36990982
are you nuts too? which region?

>>36990996
Oon ite 22 varmaan ehka liian vanha. Should i use english or finnish btw.

>>36989933
I fit all these except the good career part, but I'm working on that right now

>atleast an inch or two taller than me (5'6")
>no body fat whatsoever, preferably skelebones
>gender neutral face, not too masculine, but doesn't look like a trap, unique features are a plus
>looks slightly sickly
>nice hands
>on good terms with his family, but not close to them
>likes 70s/80s music, preferably doesn't listen to any form of rap or club music
>doesn't do any drugs
>dark humour, but not edgy reddit humor
>watches a lot of film
>likes doing comfy things, but also likes going for walks

This is all that comes to mind as of yet.

>>36990297
eyyy sounds like me

>>36991050
Not really nuts, just broken and sad. Western Finland.

>tfw don't really relate to the grills I meet in uni
>relate better to femanons
>can't meet any because half the board responds every time one posts in a thread like this

There's just no way out

>>36990526
I'm not older than you but I'm tall and pretty fit :^)

>>36991110
That's pretty much me to a tee, aside that I'm 5'7

>>36990526
Easily me, though we are the same age

>>36991110
What are your thoughts on pets, kids, and feet.

>girl
>must be a right leaner
>must be a femme
>must enjoy guns, the knowledge of guns, and shooting guns
>has to be down to hunt
>strong christian morals and values heavily encouraged
>bonus points for gingers
>must be lesbian, no bi's or trans
>bully play will happen like it or not

>>36991110
I look fairly masculine in my face, but other than that I fit pretty well

>>36991061
both are fine bye me
i dont care about age just the parts i mentioned
my phone is taken away now gnigh

>>36991171
I honestly don't care about height as long as I'm attracted to the persons face.
>>36991198
Love animals, no thoughts on kids as I'm still young, and that sounds like a foot fetish related question.

>>36990298
It'll never happen. You're expecting way too much out of a man obviously, but maybe someday you'll find a fembot who's into fembots

>>36991219
I know you're talking to like two of us now. Do you have like email, discord or something ? Also i'm from Central Finland and i'm pretty much a shitty lonely person if thats okay.

>>36988835
>6'0
>I'd say I'm at least a 6
>31
>chubby
>I can be funny and also a dick
>likes vidya

>>36991206
What do conservative lesbians think about marriage and childbirth?

Not suprised that people don't want to be with weirdos like me. Still disappointed i don't meet anybody's standards though.

>>36990371
>projecting this hard
You must be really good at first impressions. I bet your sense of reason is something that doesn't really exist either.

>>36990371

t. black manlet

>>36991110
Pretty similar here. Not really sickly, but I am shit at taking care of myself and still manage to be near skelebones. I don't do drugs but do smoke a lot of pot.

>>36991256
Sounds good, where are you from?

yes yes, very original

>>36991206
I get the feeling you smell of really awful personal hygiene and fast foods

>>36990371
White people are literally going extinct in their own nations, it's natural and moral that they start paying attention and look inward for life partners.

>>36991064
I feel like most robots are in college so obviously they don't fit that, which is totally fine. I'm 25 so... yeah I want someone who is also where I'm at now

>>36991285
I don't care about either as an issue.
Marriage is just a piece of paper with names on it and weddings are an unneeded and expensive step in the process and i can put that money towards a better longer honeymoon.
Childbirth obviously isn't an issue for me and mine and personally i dislike kids and would never raise them so i couldn't care less about adoptions.

Tl;dr its not my fight.

>>36991282
I am not the other anon but you sound like everything I'd ever hope for. But I think I'm probably too young for you.

> lanket
> long hair
> no facial hair
> big nose
> sweet, considerate, affectionate
> lefty /pol/
> plays music, paints, has some artistic hobby
> likes metal
> likes long conversations
> wants kids
> smart ( doesn't need a degree or anything, just be contemplative)
> likes the outdoors
> likes cold, rainy weather
> likes animals, especially cats and reptiles

I'm a 6/10 chubby engineering student who paints trees sometimes.

>>36989970
Can you elaborate on those?
Beause if something sounds to good to be true, it probably is.

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>>36991508
>> lefty /pol/
To the gas chambers .

>>36991158
>tall and pretty fit
tfw SOLD, already out of my league

>>36991177
no one really needs to fully fit my reqs. It all depends on if we get along

>>36991402
East Coast of America.

Is there a fembot in this thread who can answer my question?:

AGE GAP: how much is too much? A 30 year-old with a 20 year-old? 25 and 40?

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>outdoorsy
>good sense of humour
>not some shy faggot who doesn't even want to talk to me
>interested in history, politics and/or philosophy
>no meme disorders such as anxiety
>doesnt express his emotions, hates romantic bullshit
>not an artsy faggot
>hates metal and dad rock
>not a leftist or an authoritarian cuck or, even worse, a /pol/ larper
>doesn't have pets
>doesn't take life too seriously
>wants to move to somalia when he gets old

>>36991508
KYS you sack of worthless dirt

>>36991564
>SOLD

too bad I'm terrified of people and never want to leave my house desu

>>36991614
That dosn't mean much coming from somene here.

>>36988744
>there was a thread like this yesterday with the genders inverted but sadly the anon didn't get much replies
Are you telling me the throngs of bombshell virgins who love anime and hate feminism were'nt hooking up with their dream robots? How peculiar.

>>36991617
Me too we can never leave our respective houses together

>>36991586
Couldn't imagine dating someone mlre than 5 years older, honestly.

>>36991614
Yikes, you sound disgruntled.

>>36988744
You said IDEAL so don't get mad. Also not a fembot. Fem but not bot (they don't exist). (i stole this)

>super funny (same humor)
>loves me insanely a lot until he dies
>doesnt have to browse 4chan but atleast acknowledges that most of reddit is stupid
>wants to start a family
>intelligent but not necessarily the book-smart kind
>we are eachothers best friends
>share eveything together
>never been in a relationship before
>loves cuddling
>unconditional love
>knows how to make me feel better when needed
>millionaire

hue ha ha hue

>>36989970
Timezone or region?

Can somebody explain to me why women, especially femanons, place such an emphasis on having a job?
Like we're not looking for fuckin life partners here, if I have enough disposable income to go out and do things what does it matter

>>36991613
>dad rock

fuck you Rush is cool

>>36991747
having a job can be a sign that one is able to commit to things

>>36991755
>wants to move to somalia when he gets old
>not realizing this is obvious b8

>>36990526
I just realized I'm a vapid bitch and didn't put personality related traits. This is where the true acquire bf process occurs because I am picky about this:

>"good" sense of humor (i laugh at everything but I am bored by "normie" humor and sometimes like stupid edgy stuff)
>is ok with me being jealous sometimes
>is ok with my jew nose
>understands depression shit
>can be compassionate, understanding and sympathetic when needed but most of the time is an edgy asshole
>dominant
>drinks alcohol and/or does drugs (not literal addict though)
>can lay down with me and be cynical bitches together

JUST BE A SHITTY HUMAN BEING WITH ME SENPAI

>>36991755
yes >>> rush
irrelevant tho, because dad rock is gay

>>36991422
>he doesn't know right leaning NRA republicans can also be femmes

>>36991507
How old are you?And other words to make this an original comment.

>>36991699
I think those are all easily acquired except these two you'll literally never have lol
>>never been in a relationship before
>>millionaire

Any thoughts on family size? As someone who grew up with a big family, I feel as though 3 kids is an absolute minimum. I always felt bad for only children or kids with just one sibling. I credit a lot of my childhood happiness to having so many loving siblings.

>>36991645
sounds good ;)

oriono

>>36991780
i want to move to somalia and buy a lot of guns.
I don't care if I get killed after a week, it's worth it.

>>36991747
I place emphasis on it because I wouldn't date someone just for the fun of it. No hookups please. Yeah I date with the end goal in mind. Of course I want a long-term and permenant relationship. Why waste my time if I don't want to fall in love?

Financial security and a stable career = you can build a life together. Move into a place together and plan a future together without the added stress of worrying about where your money will come from.

>>36991789
true, and yeah it is

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>Not using Astrology signs to determine your partner

Why is everyone unironically such a shitter

>>36991572
Well, I'm from northern europe, so there is an ocean and a 7 hour time difference between us.

>>36990408
>what ideology is there for someone who hates corporations and the government
anarchism?

original

>>36991852

I see, different goals. I have 0 interest in marriage. I want love, no casual fucking, but there's no end goal for what I'm after.

Thanks for the insight

>>36991656

Well shit, I replied to the wrong post, so I'll tray agian:

Thanks for registering you opinion. I've been psyching myself up to ask out a girl at work, but I've recently discovered that she's 22. I myself am 32 and am weighing the risks, since this is a career-type job I'm in and not it's not like we're both Sandwich Artists at Subway and no one gives a shit. Could be bad for my rep, especially if she says no and starts gossiping to everyone

>>36991873
I'm guessing you're a cancer then?

>>36991893

Yeah I guess so. I like the idea of it, but it'd never work practically

>>36991747
1) they're not looking for dates in this thread, only a retard like you thinks 4chan is a dating website

2) an ideal partner is obviously a life partner

>>36991829
qt long distance 4chan bf i'll never forget you

>>36991822
the millionaire part was just a bad joke
but the no relationship part would be ideal, because I never had one either.
But if he did it would depend on the relationship he had, like how long, how far they went with eachother, how it ended.
for example if he really loved her, was a long term relarionship and they went all the way, it would be bad.

>family size
I would say atleast 2, but I am open to many more
it just depends on what he wants and our financial situation

>>36991984

Yo whats your location and living situation like, I match all your stuff except the millionaire one obviously

How driven are you to wok, I want a qt to start a business with and eventually become that last one

>>36991508
This is me except for the long hair and the heavy metal bit. I like metal but I don't exclusively listen to that genre and kinda prefer to listen to other types of music on the whole. And it sounds a bit pretentious to call myself smart but at the very least I'd say I'm contemplating.
Though I have a feeling you're looking for the social outcast artsy type of guy who hates everybody and I just happen to be socially awkward.

>>36991954
me either 4chan gf I don't know <3

>>36992019
What kind of business? I am carreer driven since recently
I dont live in the US and I live with my parents

>>36991954
Which county are u in?

Is it okay if a guy likes women's armpits

>>36992176
The United States of America famalam

>>36991699
T E X A S
E
X
A
S

Please be my gf but not until AFTER I've had my first cup of coffee.

>>36992176
nigga you ain't me :^) fuck outta here

>>36992168

Open to anything but have been particularly interested in real estate or IT advisory services

If you're outside the U.S. though that makes things too complicated probably, unless you are able and willing to move ASAP which I doubt is the case

>>36992199
And what's ur discord famalama? I want a gf >-<, do youy want a bf?

Maybe a cute one

Who knows ;)

maybe the wolf is in love with the moon and each month it cries for a love it will never touch

<3, you're my moon

>>36992223
uh?

>>36991781
i feel like this is mostly me but at what point does it become addiction? i've stopped for long periods in the past but ultimately life is happier when i don't

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>7 outta 10 or higher. (I basically only know 3s and 7s or higher)
>a bit shorter than me
>into vidya, anime and movies
>cuddly
>bit bigger than average tits.
>not skeleton nor obese.
>very dark humor
>nice, clean teeth.
>small hands (I have small hands and really insecure about them)
>Can cook.
>No male friends
preferably no friends at all so I'm the only one in her live.
>not trans or non binary bs.
>virgin
>wants to have sex and try stuff like anal.

ofc must love me

>>36992238

you're a faggot

not original who knew

>>36992228
I do plan to move to move to the US once I am done with my studies but that wont be until at least 5 years from now
:(

>>36992238
you're a v gay boy senpai

>>36992238
holy shit is this b8? good b8

>>36992289

unfortunate, hope you find someone though

>>36992266

this thread is for girls to post moron

Doesn't actually resent women or buy into the roasties/stacey/Chad shit. Doesn't think they deserve someone hotter than themselves with absolutely nothing to back it up. Has a job or at least plans on getting one, not religious. Likes outdoor stuff like hiking and just nature in general. Loves cats best but also wants a doggo. Can be fattish but not obese. Good hygiene.

Okay this isn't "ideal" but realistically I don't expect more.

>>36988744
i just wanted to drop in to say hi r9k
anime should be the only way

>>36992246
understandable, probably daily usage and a heavy reliance on it. Heavy drugs (heroin, meth, etc) isn't fine with me tbqh. Cocaine and pills is the most extreme I'd go.

If you can go a long time without doing drugs that's good. I'm obsessed with having a real life future and career so I can't get into drugs THAT badly and so neither could my potential bf. I still do some drugs though because life is happier yes

>>36992312
What do you like to do besides hiking and other nature-y things?

>>36992312
that sounds pretty like me, although I'm tall and kinda thin

>>36992312
>Doesn't actually resent women or buy into the roasties/stacey/Chad shit.
You're really stretching the limits of what little /r9k/ can provide.
> Likes outdoor stuff like hiking and just nature in general.
Are you a vegan? I'm outdoorsy, love animals but I hunt from time to time and vegan bullshit pisses me off.

i feel no one is going to read this but typing it out is kind of cathartic

>motivates me to do shit but like in a nice way
>in charge of plans and things, organised
>doesn't have loads of friends (this is purely cos i don't either and i would feel more comfortable doing it together as opposed to only her knowing loads of people)
>likes music concerts/festivals and outdoorsy stuff
>cuddly but mildly clingy but not to the point of obsession, eg can't go anywhere with other people

Looks wise isn't really a huge concern but dark hair is neat I guess

>>36992213
e u r o p e :(
good luck though

>>36992311
Reeeeee I post what I want wherever I want

>>36992351
Well I wasn't saying fat was ideal just that I'm not against a little chub.
>>36992344
Well those are my main ways of passing time besides shitposting. I'm only happy outdoors. I mildly enjoy retro games and reading but those are barely hobbies. I sew too and I'm trying to perfect some stuff to get on Etsy

>>36992412
I have dark hair and not many friends

>>36992412
>>likes festivals
So close to being perfect...

>>36992428
I don't mind a little chub, but I have literally no chub

>>36992423
WHERE IN EUROPE.

Let's be eachother's first. What are your interests?

>>36989933
>Check
>Check
>Check
>Check
>Kinda
>Check
>Eh (I write and do art commissions but I wouldn't call either secure careers)
>Check
>Check.
>Check
>6'0
>Check
>chubby
>checkish (my teeth aren't disgusting but damaged due to growing up in a poor rural area)
>check
>check

>>36992391
I don't think you're all like that. Mostly just the kiddies. In fact I met the nicest dude I've ever known on here back in the day but this was definitely before the Chad stuff started.
I'm not a vegan and I do actually respect vegans because im a conservationist and the meat industry is fucked up. but I can mostly be sure a lot of the food I get is ethical. However I don't go crazy over it

>>36992343
Oh fair enough, I've dabbled in meth a bit but it's not hugely common over here I guess, prefer psychs and shit. Ket is like the dude weed of the UK and probably what I do the most frequently

Yeah I understand, putting your career ahead of feeling good right now is a respectable decision, gl with that dude

>>36992238
Btw i know this is a fembot thread but idrgaf so:

My perfect gf(fembot would be nice)

>she is female(female ofc because im male)
>shorter than me
>literally as long as she doesnt have a decent face is ok, though if shes like wasimodo I'd think about it
>shes doesnt know how to cookm bc i wanna teach her how to and then cook together
>she speaks at least 2 languages, or if only one I'd be willing to teach the second one
>wants cuddles, hugs, kisses, every time and also wants to watch anime under a blanker while we both do that stuff
>she listen to sad music with me and cries
>she has my same musical taste or at least similar
>loves to shitpost on 4chan with me adn laughing at a normies and memes
>waits for me until i get home after job and gives me a kiss
>she's my only friend and Ill be hers as well, in fact best friends nad couple at the same time
>loves to hear me playing my piano and singing(kek)
>tells me that she loves everynight and good morning the next day, since I do and I love that stupid things
>she isnt a normie(as i said fembots are better for me..) and if she has issues she also wants to improve with me on life since i have some issues to fix too
>and most important, loves me bc the way i am, putting love above sex or at least equal, since I'd love her that same way too.

well, nothing more though I think I forgot some things

dream is free

>>36989933
I literally meet every single quality on here to a complete T, except for the fact that I'm in uni and therefore don't have a career yet.
If you'd like we can exchange contact information with each other.

>>36992494

gtfo, there are plenty of threads made daily where you can post your shit, dont shit up this rare reverse one

>>36992431
Whoops didn't read the thread title properly, I'm a guy if that isn't clear. Although I guess I did use she in that post so it may have been noticeable idk
>>36992450
Aha I just like seeing live music, honestly I've been to like 5 concerts in the last month completely alone. Going to a festival alone is slightly too much for me tho

>>36992482
ah dang yes a bit too extreme for me, plus am not in UK ;(

Thank you :^) I'd like to say I have good control over my life but I don't haha

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>>36989933
>white
>least 5'11

so closeeeee

>>36992455
@_@ moving so fast

>>36989487
Best meme itt

>>36990297
I meet these requirements and am the same age, if you're interested.

yall bitches lying where the 7+ cock requirements

>>36992546
It's rare to find a europe fembot ;-; I don't want to lose you now. Also if you have the same interests as me or hell, live close to me, I wanna know

>>36992481
>I do actually respect vegans because im a conservationist and the meat industry is fucked up
I'd probably feel the same if there wasn't so much stupidity attached to veganism. Horse riding being unethical, wanting to feed your cat a vegan diet(srs). They're probably not all like that though. last gf was We could at least get decent food at a restaurant right?

>I don't think you're all like that.
Ye. And you're right, 80% of the nonsense on this board (all of them really) comes directly from under-aged phoneposters.

Where you from? What breed of dog? no small fgt dogs please

>>36989970
>tfw no reply
I hope I just avoided being catfished.

>>36991508
>lmao 2 fat
>check
>check, facial hair is itchy
>cheCK
>kinda check. Only /pol/ shit i care about is 420 legalize it
>ye
>fucktons
>yes
>possibly, just not now yikes
>ehhhhh, kinda
>yes
>YES
>Y E S

>>36989970
Holla @ ur boi except the loli stuff
That's really iffy for me.

>>36992581
>lolicon
son.

>>36992546
>>36991699
Where in Europe? I bet UK.

>>36992518
When I say dabbled I mean literally once or twice, I would give most things a go apart from opiates

Well having a goal career in mind is as good a starting point as any, what kinda job are you looking at?

>>36992578
Kill yourself, normaIfag. Tbo

>>36992578
Nah I mean I'm careful in what I cook, where I buy from. But I'll have a shitty McDonald's too on occasion. Just most of my favourite foods are already vegetarian.
This is mainly what fucks me up here. I'm from Scotland. I like all the doggos but lately I've wanted a schnauzer. Preferably mini

>>36992634
Ah well that's better. Me too tbqh. I have smoked weed, done adderall and drink.

Biochemist I guess. Wby?

>>36992597
A man can dream.
There are girls who like to dress up in gothic lolita style and other cute clothes for petite girls, so it's not impossible.

>>36991781
I'm literally all of your ideal physical traits, with the exception of dark eyes (they're green/hazel) & pretty much all of your personality traits lol

>>36992686
>Just most of my favourite foods are already vegetarian.
You a decent cook? Maybe you can show me the light. Meals just seem a little bland without SOME form of meat.
>schnauzer
Why, anon :(? Bigger breeds are just objectively better, if you have the space for them anyway. What about a malinois?

>I'm from Scotland
Oh shit, you don't have a strong accent do you? Spent a year working with Jocks, couldn't understand a fucking word. I live near Brighton but usually away for work. What do you do?

>>36992665
Why you gotta be like that, anon?

>>36991781
I have most of the traits you're looking for: tall 6'1, undereye bags, I'm not chubby or a skele, cynical, and ok with drugs but I mostly just drink. Where are you located?

>>36992779
what you make me nervous anon

well hello hazel eyes are pretty too

>>36992706
Don't think they have adderall here, got some ADHD meds from the doctor a while back and they just made me really wired but not on any particular task, was like having loads of energy but nothing to do with it

Seeing girls going into science is neat, I want to go into physics myself but I remember one of my professors saying he uses physics stuff to model DNA molecules so might not be too far off

>>36992827
Midwest senpai

>>36992853
I'm in SoCal. If you don't mind the distance, what's your email?

Physical stuff first
>taller than me (I'm 5'4" with heels, 5'2" without)
>dark brown hair
>green eyes
>not morbidly obese
>around my age; 25

Everthing else for my ideal
>honest and kind
>would never cheat on me
>doesn't get angry playing video games
>has a job or is in college, job can be shitty because that's all I have at the moment
>likes watching terrible movies and TV shows to make fun of them
>likes children, but doesn't want any of his own. My extended family has kids I am really close to, but I have no desire for my own
>is willing to dress up and play with me at renaissance festivals
>must love halloween and dressing up
>not too clingy, a little clingy is alright, but give me my space when I need it
>accepts the fact that I will never, ever share lewd pictures or lewd cam if we live far apart.
>likes to just lay in bed spooning, being together isn't always just about sex
>likes camping and star gazing in the woods
>will be willing to try new things with me, and I'll do the same for them
>drinking and weed ok, all long as it's not excessive.
>must love me forever and I'll do the same

>>36992848
Damn, adderall is fun but I tweak very badly so i just do it with close friends. That's how i feel most of the time too which is why I use it recreationally so i don't feel bad about not doing anythimg productive.

Science is fun as shit, always loved it since I was a kid. That's cool physics is so difficult!! Good luck senpai

>>36992853

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>>36992815
Not true. Imo meat is often a bland flavour in itself, I'm an average cook. I can do most standard meals and follow recipes well but I don't tend to differ much in my own diet.
Dunno I like beard dogs? They look cheeky and desu I don't have a lot of space so I'd rather get a terrier type than a toy. Is a malinois mixed because that shit annoys me. Just made up trendy names...dunno just not heard of it.
It's Scottish but I don't know about strong..I'm currently unemployed as fuck after a brief spell in kfc. The job markets ridiculous I was grateful for it though. Jobs a job in the end. My real trade is gardening or nature guide, but it's hard to find that work. I'm currently trying to get into care work. I imagine you get used to wiping arses eventually

(dumping this in both threads)
>Sex?
M

>Height?
5'10

>Weight?
10 stone or so. (UK)

>Physical Rating from 1-10?
6-7.

>Best personal quality?
Patient, value suffering, very open minded, hard to scare. I'll take you seriously.

>Worst personal quality?
NEET. Not very alpha sorry. Spergy. Clingy. Accent.

>Looking for?
Someone to be my best friend first, play games with me, talk about anything. I mean anything. Creative/arty person would be nice, even if you don't take yourself seriously.

[email protected]

>>36992913

Im this >>36992494

dont have green eyes tho, that's the only thing wouldnt you mind?

may i ask your country?

>>36992913
>>dark brown hair
Settle for black?
>>doesn't get angry playing video games
Is this a dealbreaker?

>>36992876
im cool i guess but not keen on LDRs or anything. worse that happens is we become friends

I get nervous about posting contact whats yours senpai if you don't mind

>>36992831
Age/location?

I'm 20/Western U.S.

>>36992942
Fugg

Extremely close

>>36992606
not UK
>>36992569
post your ideal list, Im not that great

Nobody is ever in the valley area of California.

>>36993006
18/midwest

Original tbqh

>>36992991
[email protected]

>>36993013

Please senpai

[email protected]

(Sorry Cali guy)

>>36993018
Where then? can i post my ideal list for you?

im from europe too >_<

what are your fav songs? Would you be agree with someone who tells "i love you", everynight before sleep?

>>36992913
I meet all requirements except I've got hazel eyes. I love Halloween and also like kids (got two nieces and a nephew) but don't want my own.

>>36992968
I'm in the US
>>36992969
Black hair is nice too
And it kind of is, I'm not a huge fan of video games at all, but I do understand that it is a common hobby, but my brother used to get seriously pissed at games (cussing and throwing shit) it's super annoying. As long as you don't get full autismo when you get mad at them, I could deal.

>>36993050
>>36993053
lmao emailed

>>36993018
Here it is >>36988910

ORIGINALLY BLYAAAAAD

>>36993096
so are you fine with it? or having green eyes is important for you..?

>>36992934
Ah right I actually thought I might have had ADHD but meds didn't really do anything so I just never went back, in hindsight should have just kept the pills and sold them to dumb freshmen lol

Yeah definitely it's great to see other people with that attitude, you too dude

>>36991901
Taurus, famalam.
but yeah quite emotional and shit.

>>36993091
I mostly love halloween for the costumes, it's why I started teaching myself to sew. What do like about halloween?
Nieces and nephews are the best aren't they? You get to play with them all you want and then hand them back to their parents

>>36993096
Yeah, glad to see the black haired, green eyed master race getting some love. Don't worry I don't sperg out at games.

>>drinking and weed ok, all long as it's not excessive.
You don't smoke do you? Not a fan. Actually, maybe just tell me a bit about yourself. You sound cute.

>>36993144
Nah, this physical stuff is my ideal, but not really a requirement. The rest is the important stuff

>>36989933
>at lease 5'11

Triggered af

>>36993148
Me too tbqh was diagnosed in elementary school but never did anything about it. Lmao you should've, can make some ridiculous cash that way. Was thinking of doing the same thing.

Ay thank you, if I'm going to be socially autistic I may as well be successful in some way

>>36993187
I drink socially and I have smoked weed a couple times. I dont care for it myself. But I know it helps a lot of people with anxiety so I won't knock just because I didn't like it.

>>36992948
>I imagine you get used to wiping arses eventually
Do you doing anything technical outdoors? Climbing etc? It's much easier to turn that into a job, got a friend that does mountain rescue, seems fun.

A malinois is a specialized working breed, looks like a skinny, darker alsatian. Objectively best doggos.

Was KFC as depressing as I imagine it to be? how do you stop yourself gorging out on the food?

>>36993075
Yes please post >_> and yes >>36993142
Im not that into vidya, and I dont know the rest yet. Nothing appearance wise?

>>36993170
I like Halloween for the costumes and parties. The binge watching of horror movies/shows is great too. I try to hit up a haunted trail every year too.

Yeah, I definitely like the fact that I can just chill with the nieces and nephew and get them all wound up and then leave their parents to deal with the aftermath.

>>36993275
I don't have standards for looks.
Aw that's too bad you're not into vidya. I don't know what we'd do online then together if we run out of stuff to say.

>>36991508
Disgusting, just disgusting.
>smart
>lefty
LOL

>>36988835
well then how old are you and what do you consider "chubby"?

>>36992513
>rare reverse one
wew

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(You)

>5'11"
>black hair with cut bangs that she always wears up in a ponytail
>big thick eyebrows that make her look serious all the time
>big round blue eyes
>ghostly pale skin
>pear shaped figure with wide hips and thick thighs
>quiet and reserved
>generally disinterested in most hobbies/sees them as a waste of time
>has a single old book/movie/song she's obsessed with
>stoic for a woman
>apolitical but hates liberals and liberalism in its entirety
>prude as a nun to the point of getting angry or flustered
>generally hates being around people or in public
>gormless but never makes a fool of herself
>loves watching the rain
>doesn't need saving and isn't looking to save anyone, she just wants a partner to experience the fundamentals of life with together
>prioritizes motherhood and raising our 6 children above all else, including me

(Me)

>6'2"
>white
>brown hair
>hazel eyes
>175lb.
>24 years old
>8/10 looks (I've been told I look like a carbon copy of Ashton Kutcher from when he was on That 70's show)
>no mental illness
>I don't have an uncontrollable temper
>have a bitter personality but I'm very self-sacrificing for the ones I care about and I'm constantly in a dysthymic state but I'm usually stoic about it
>I really don't have any hobbies and I don't watch movies/tv/anime at all.
>I'm a NEET but I'm getting back into school this September and looking for a job once I move cities.
>I'm a virgin. I've never been intimate with another person my whole life
>I'm some what smart but I'm far from a genius
>I can fix just about anything around the house and most things car related. I'm not lazy and I don't avoid physical labor, I just have a hard time getting motivated to do anything
>I don't drink, smoke, do drugs, or even drive above the speed limit
>I just want someone that wants to start a family
>my dream is to build my own house one day

The looks aren't important, and I don't expect anyone to match up on the personality 100%

>>36993345
35+
and don't laugh but maybe 320+

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>>36989933
I'm all of those and 6'2 but mexican (everyone thinks I'm white though). Pls be in new york

>>36993275
well here it is mine >>36992494

will u be willing to do this stuff?

>Im not that into vidya
what doyou mean? like totally not into vg or just not at all. i don't play vg just to let you know if that's a red flag for you..

its just that i dont like them, I prefer to watch an anime while cuddling or jus talk about whatever, instead of wasting time playing :/

>>36993370
This post is like a stereotype.

>>36993293
Do you have any contact you want to drop so we can talk more?

>>36993390
>but mexican (everyone thinks I'm white though).
Feels bad to read that.

>>36990297
how conservative is conservative cause i fit all the other shit

>>36993235
Oh I gotchu, I feel like it might have been an issue earlier but my parents never really believed in that kind of stuff and I only really got the chance to see someone once I started college. Yeah all the kids go crazy for 'smart' drugs near finals, might just buy some shit online and cash in haha

I feel like the days of the lone autistic scientist are gone, nowdays you pretty much have to be able to work in a group and share your ideas if you want to get anywhere

>>36993402
[email protected]

>>36990573
first time i see a finn here, don't really know if i fill the loser requirement but contact?

>>36990297
I fit pretty much all of these.
I am getting more physically active by going innawoods a lot and exercising on my own. Does preparing for the race war count as conservative? Are you even white?

>>36993270
I've done some mountain rescue volunteering in the past but I'm physically quite pathetic these days and have a couple of health issues. And well of course there's no mountains in my town. Kfc wasn't awful, hours were long, money low as it could be mostly I just struggled to function in such a busy social role be im shy as fuck and kind of absent minded. and you can't really gorge as staff meal allowance is only 4 pounds. you could sometimes put extra on your tray if you're not being watched. but I did basically live on it for months. Frankly I never want to eat the shit again.

>>36991699
do random hookups count as being in a relationship?

>>36993046
Swap contacts?

>>36992913
missing green eyes and being "kind" here, if thats fine contact info?

>>36993155
cute :^)

origional

>>36990297
NICE. You had me at
>fat shame people together
>>somewhat physically active
In the military, /fit/.
>>plays video games
When I can.
>>Doesn't have many female friends
Men and women can't be "friends" anyway.
>>Conservative
Yes.
>>Wants to spend time together
Yeah, not always easy though.
>>Understands that I'm a clingy, insecure girl.
That's perfect. can I abuse you?
>>Taller than me
5'11
>I'm 18
23

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>>36993418
I feel like I'm the first mexican most people here have ever met and I don't look like a 5'4 mestizo so it just blows their minds

>>36993653

pay for wall

well since I'm a man I'll just leave what I like/look like here

>6'0
>I think I'm like a 5 or 6/10
>I'm 18
>kinda on the thinner side, but not full skeleton yet
>I think I have a good sense of humor, everyone in my family is very quick witted
>I like Vidya and music, animals and the outdoors are cool too
>white
>I'm pretty friendly I guess, I've never been aggressive or mean for no reason

>>36993653
You seem like a really nice guy but... You gotta go back.

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>>36988744
>Have fun hobbies, like literally anything that you enjoy, bonus points for athletic/skill based activities like sports, cars, motorcycles, etc
>love movies and music
>being a night owl like me would be a lot of fun
>be taller than me or at least equal height is okay (5'7")
>good sense of fashion, doesn't need to be expensive
>hopefully brave
>good at keeping eye contact and being comfortable around me (I'm usually pretty scared around people for a while, so being cool would relax me)
>must be virgin too, but it's okay if you had gfs before
>doesn't need to be funny, but I like dry humor
>tattoos are hot, but if you don't have any or don't approve of them, that's okay too
>must be okay with me being skinny and also be healthy yourself
>don't have a problem with non-whites, don't really have preferences on physical looks besides a few stated above

Maybe I watch too many movies, but that's basically my dream bf.

>>36993751
>>must be virgin too
Is that a dealbreaker?
>>love movies and music
Favorite movie? Mines the original Oldboy.

>>36993751
I fit that pretty well, how old are you?

>>36993295
>>36993398
I am a little, used to game more in the past
but if you want to post contact I have to go and hard to follow this thread

>>36993514
thats a red flag for me sorry

>>36993653
I'm a /pol/fag and just reads bad seeing you ashamed of your own race.

wall tho

>>36993548
Sure whats ya email

>>36990371
>fits all of your standards
COME TO ME

>>36993450
Yooo my parents never believed in mental illness in children and teenagers either!! Gonna go to a psychiatrist when I'm 18 lol. Yeah the good thing about smart kids is that they're dumb with drugs lol.

Rip that's fucked I just want to be a lonely labrat. I'm okay with sharing ideas and working silently alongside others though.

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>>36993601
I'm a dude.

>THIS COMMENT IS ORIGINAL

>>36993782
>Is that a dealbreaker
Mmm I'll say highly-regarded preference
>>36993785
I'm 19, you?

>>36993803
"Mexican" isn't a race you retard. Some are full indigenous, some are mestizos, some are castizos, some are full European.

>hates anime
>doesn't need attention
>doesn't need to hang out with me all the time
>when he does hang out with me, he doesn't need to talk to me that much
>doesn't have any consumptive hobbies like listening to music/watching tv/watching movies/playing video games (he can still do these things but shouldn't consider them an actual hobby)
>takes good care of his appearance, but only for himself
>doesn't care about women
>has never gone out of his way to impress a woman
>not over emotional
>studying in a respectable STEM field (not medicine)
>doesn't put up with any emotional bullshit from me

>>36993879
>STEM field (not medicine)
What the fuck's wrong with medicine?

>>36993862
and?

>this comment also is origional

>>36993790
Ok do you have discord?

if yes, add me, im the europe anon >:<

Zorro#4025

>>36993803
Not ashamed just different than the average my lad

>>36993893
nothing objectively wrong with it, I just don't like the kind of person who would want to become a doctor

>>36993936
Well fuck you then, Stacy.

>>36993954
I'm actually quite ugly but I'm interested in knowing why you think a stacy would dislike people who study medicine?

>>36993857
Yeah it kinda sucked but in a way it made me more self reliant, which is neat too I guess. Its not too difficult, I managed to resell modafinil I got online for a massive profit near last years exams but now my social network isn't as big so I don't really sell anymore

I'm normally not particularly talkative but when it comes to experiments and shit I'm always up for group discussions, a lot of people get the misconception that STEM = autism but desu most of my professors and classmates are just normal people

well it was nice talking but you may have accidentally b& urself there feel free to add me on skype or whatever, @idktfb

>guy
>white (bonus for germanic)
>conservative (bonus for natsoc)
>my height or taller (am 5'10)
>bonus for extra masculine dominant guy
>willing to 14/88 with me

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>>36993894

>Oregoniolio

>>36993999
Because Stacys become nurses and nurses envy doctors.
>I'm actually quite ugly
You know, every Stacy says that.

>>36993874
It's a short way of implying that, you fucking rabid mongoloid.

I'll be sure to infer about his pronouns too, to be sure I'm hitting the target in the most autistic manner, as you like.

>>36993818
[email protected]

>>36994088
nursing is even worse imho, anything on the bio side of STEM puts me off

>every Stacy says that
well it's true in my case, I've had people say it to me before

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>>36994088
Not the grill, but I'm a guy who does nursery and maybe its a thing in Murica, but in Europe or atleast in my country I havent seen anyone envying a doctor from a nursing standpoint.

>>36994100
You're low IQ. You implied Mexican was a race and that all Mexicans are 4 foot tall Indians. You said he hates his own race even though he's a white man of European descent. You're confusing your own stupidity with other people's faults.

>>36994047
>Tfw 6'2" 14/88 Germanic white in a small town in socal that's been invaded by hideous tiny brown Mexicans

JUST FUCK MY COUNTRY UP SENPAI

>>36994179
>tfw 6'2 14/88 germanic white hasn't began securing an existence of our people and a future for our children with me

>>36994140
>that all Mexicans are 4 foot tall Indians.
Wat
>Ashamed =/= Hate
>All these assumptions following that in your post.

Not being able to read subtext is usually a sign of low IQ. It's quicker to say Mexican than to go 'I'm sorry you're ashamed of one of the collections of races that aren't typically white, but white-looking, as per your self definition, as part of the average and likely demographic of Mexico, tips fedora.'

Have another shot at it.

>>36994128
>anything on the bio side of STEM puts me off
That's the weirdest deal-breaker I've ever come across. What are you studying?

>I've had people say it to me before
Ahh. Someone called me a fgt in another thread a while back. I don't THINK it's true.

Height/weight?

>>36994047
Post throwaway contact info now, I'm your guy.

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>>36993820
wait really?
are you a girl or a guy?

>>36994250
[email protected]

>>36993688
Stfu faggot this thread isnt for you

>>36994239
I'm doing a double major of physics/computer science

>Height/weight?
5'2", 90-95 lbs. I was mostly talking about my face/bone structure.

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>>36988744
2d.

Because that way not only can I unrealistically idealize my bf without concern about the real concern and baggage of flesh and blood, but idealize myself for my perfect bf.

You think I want the image of real me doing couple shit? Nah.

>>36988953
>women-hate is what ruins this board
let me fix that for you
>women is what ruins this board
no need to thank me

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>>36994570
T. guy who gets rejected alot

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>>36988744
I'm willing to be with and marry any girl that.
>Is loyal, faithful.
I expect that because i know for a fact I would be.
>Is knowledgeable, Has a job in a decent career field.
Preferably the same relative one as mine, which is the medical field. I'm a paramedic, Weird hours, Tough work.
>I could honestly give a shit about looks, as long as your not a 4/10.
I have l-low standards...s-see?
I just wanna have someone to fucking talk to, really. Besides co-workers, both my parents are dead, and all i have is my brother occasionally on skype.

>>36994473
>5'2", 90-95 lbs.
Nice... You seem cute in that nerdy, "my career is going to completely take over my life" kind of way.

It's a real shame about the medicine thing, but I'm sure you'll find someone somewhere down the line. Good luck.

>>36994540
Let's be 2D together.

>>36992289
different anon here, fit very nearly all the criteria of most posts here- apart from am re-skilling atm. Also cook well and generally good at most things.
What is it you're studying and were abouts U.K (roughly).

>>36989933
I'm 23, I have a good job, 6'1, introvert who can manage in social situations, terminally nice, I'm a worrier myself, all those dates sound like a great time, I love new and classic vidya, but you're probably gonna be snatched up quick

>>36994889
Forgot to mention I'm also white and lanky

>>36988953
You must be new here. Everyone gets shit on this board.

Now please leave, you disgusting 3D cow.

ladies, how big of a knock on attractiveness is a receding hairline?

>>36994972
Pretty big, but that's just my opinion because I'm young.

>>36991508
All of these, except I like my beard

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>dark hair
>brown or blue eyes
>thin or healthy weight
>will watch anime with me
>will laugh at YouTube together
>will watch movies with me
>can make me laugh
>has a sense of humor
>can be cute at least sometimes
>likes talking for long periods of time
>can talk about her interests
>loves my attention
>likes anime
>likes vidya

I'm a skinny, kinda cute engineering student who wants to pamper you so you can be a comfy NEET and love me unconditionally.

Male Bi master race reporting in with options for all kinda even though I don't deserve any of them.

you
>neither too skinny nor too fat.
>for men: somewhat muscular/built (mainly in arms and back but can have belly)
for women: not chestlet plus has some ass.
>not overly hairy (women don't have to be a shave everyday type just no forestation going on)
>good sense of humor
>physical kinda person
>has hobbies but not a hobby driven kinda person, i.e. no hardcore otaku or fitness freak kinda deal.
>no outstanding mental disorder (depression or other common low tier shit is fine)
>at least 5-6/10
>oh yeah my age or older.

Me
>male
>18 (inb4 ''newfag'' no fucking shit detective)
>most commonly described as, ''He's a dick but a cool dick''
>white
>long blonde hair passed shoulders (sorry if that's a deal breaker)
>been called everything from 5-9/10
>in reasonable shape but not fit
>mostly pretty calm (normal emotional ranges) but really is a fucking mess and not trying to hide it
>fairly intelligent
>likes reading, vidya, movies and dem sweet spicy memes.