ideal gf

probably someone the same race as I am

but fuck that is THICC

>>36955915
Well my ideal gf:
>curious and enjoy the idea of exploring the unknown
>open minded and questioning
>understand and enjoy the escapism of Anime/Manga and video games
>aware of the potential of computers and the internet and thus very interested in them
>be unsatisfied by living an average Joe uninteresting life
>hacker mentality
>wants to have fun
>wild imagination
>good sense of humor
>somewhat impulsive
>can lead a conversation
>happy to rule the internet with me

Since that person doesn't exist:
>2D
>tsundere loli


>failed normie robots have nothing to post since their answer is just sex

incidentally, op, my ideal gf is megumin

Tall Australian girl with toned body who wants me to call her mommy
Aussie is the best none others can compete

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>>36956244
yeah, it's a shame she doesn't exist. I bet even if she did exist, she would go for chad anyway.

>pale
>short
>short hair
>not overweight
>has their own hobbies
>strong sense of empathy
and the hard part
>actually likes me
>doesn't take advantage of how forgiving I am and how I cant stay mad for more than a day

>>36956328
Their loss Anon.

>Introverted but can talk freely when comfortable
>Has a vivid imagination, creative at heart
>Kind and sweet but not over indulgent, won't coddle me when I need to be pushed
>At least a little clingy, wants to spend as much time with me as I do with her
> Low maintenance, not interested much in keeping up appearances, preferably doesn't wear makeup or at least very little, slightly tomboyish
>Loves me

>>36955915
I want a girl who is incredibly independent, but at the same time not.

I'm that way, and it's a blessing and also a curse. I want intimacy, but I also at the same time want to focus on what I want to focus on, and not obligate myself to focus on someone else.

Although, sometimes, I DO want to focus on someone else.

This doesn't add up very well for a relationship, so I doubt I'll ever find a girl like this, but if you're out there, and you're reading this, drop me a (You).

>clingy and doesn't really have too many friends, is ok with me being the same
>below 5'6 and skele, up to average weight is ok
>pale, maybe some nice dark circles under her eyes from years of neetdom
>enjoys things like anime and video games
>artsy in any way
>cares about fashion and appreciates nice clothing, but doesn't care much about her appearance beyond this point
>has her own hobbies
>doesn't want kids, at least not as of now
>down to go on adventures like some hiking and camping, who knows!
>has places she'd like to travel to

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>Tsundere like me
>Always smiling
>Likes to cuddle
>Has a lot of hobbies, different than mine
>Wishes to have a family
>A bit of motherly behavior
>Nice sense of humor
>Always positive
>Determined
>The best friend I could ever have
>Doesn't talk too much but doesn't stay silent all the time
>Clingy but not too much
Nice-to-haves:
>Weeb
>Good cook
>Asian

Inaban-tan, basically, but that's just a coincidence

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>>36955915
>pale, dark hair light eyes
>young looking, small frame
>shy, a little asexual, not a whore
>intelligent, likes to read
Thats it

>female
>willing to spend time with me
that's pretty much it.

>>36956597
This is the true patrician taste.

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>smaller or same height (5'8")
>skinnyfat
>knows the pain of social rejection and failure
>deep into at least two of my passions (digital art, vidya, programming, cooking, music)
>reserved
>considerate
>faithfull
>honest
>must need me emotionally

the perfect unicorn.

I don't know what love is made of, if it's necessity, lust or just acceptance.
What I know is that I want to feel needed, so I wouldn't feel bad when I'd need her too.

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>>36955915
>girl (female)
>skinny, nerdy, long hair
>NEET
>prefers internet over real life
>perverted

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>>36956666
also check out my quads

>>36956462

This is exactly what I want too

>>36956597
>know a girl like this
Fuck I hope it happens

>>36956462
I'm Literally this but I'm a boy.

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>kind
>loyal
>caring
>would never hurt her friends
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>also a literal robot

Real
Wants to date me
I ain't picky

>Redhead no freckles
>Pale
>Has penis
>Weeb

>>36955915
>qt girl (female)
>Likes me and thinks i'm funny
>Has similar hobbies, but doesn't have to be everything
>Understands what i say when my words don't make sense
>Is very faithful to me
>Actively begs to hangout and be around me

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>tsundere
>kind
>a little shy
>flat and smol
>CUTE
>willing to date me even though I have nothing to offer
cave painting related

>>36955915
Tall and unimaginably clever.
Not necessarily educated but cunning, enough to keep up with me atleast.
Someone who compliments my weaknesses, I'm very calm and have uncommon self discipline but I lack ambition.
I want to be given direction but also I can help someone who isn't confident or dedicated. Someone who struggles to think positively. I am a beacon of positivity. I post on r9k because I see the bright side of this board.

Interests politics beliefs etc don't really matter.

Being a bit of a closet pervert would be a nice touch just because it'd fit imageboard culture and my expectations.
And be fun.

I'm a guy btw.

>>36955915
Christian, virgin, would never dream of cheating, wants to be a mom, feminine, never makes me sad

>>36957134
>Someone who compliments my weaknesses
Kek. You mean complements. I think, unless you're some sort of weird.

I don't like narrowing it down too much because you never know when you might meet someone that you just connect with, but here's some nice things:

>intelligent
>likes animals
>got a bit of a stubborn/fiery streak
>not afraid to call me out for my laziness
>beautiful/cute
>won't judge me too harshly for being inexperienced
>fembot

>Has a penis
That's it

>>36957179
It's 6 am and Im not paying attention to my phone.
Trying to figure out how to drive home in an hour without dying.

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>Very interested in talking, discussing and sharing all kinds of ideas.
>Dependent on me and put our relationship above anything or anyone else.
>Understanding, caring and patient with me.
>Willing to explore new ideas and places, learn and grow as a person.
>At least a decent level of intelligence
>Good listener, I really like to talk and it's important to have someone who actually listens what I say instead of just waiting its turn to talk.
>Recognizes the bad and good things about me and loves me for who I really am.
>Is absolutely trustworthy and faithful.
>Shares my interests
>I know It will sound like literal fantasy, but since I am describing my idealization anyway, I want her to have a good sense of humor.
>Looks really young. She may have 21-26, but looks 14-18 when it comes to face.
>Short in terms of height. Something around 1,57 to 1,65
>voluptuous body. She doesn't need to have absurd tits or anything like that, but I want a proportional nice ass, tits and thighs. No fat of course.
>Long smooth hair
>Cute voice
>Kinky in bed. Willing to explore almost any kind of fetish or new sexual experience with me.
>Looks innocent
>Overall positive and uplifting behavior, but nothing that feels forced or try hard.

my girlfriend is my ideal gf

>qt white/asian
>Brown/black hair
>Isn't picky with food
>Far from bubbly personality, someone who can be rude when they need to
>Quick-witted with jokes
>Loyal
>Enjoys any type of games isn't anti-weeb
>Doesn't want kids at least any time soon
>Introverted but not unwilling to try new things and go out places

She has to be a fembot. That's it. I have other requirements but women are bad at judging themselves so I won't bother posting them.

I just wanna cuddle with a fembot. I think it'd be great.

>>36955915
Crazy kooky, introverted but likes to talk, shy, kind, nurturing, smart, cute, really really loves me and never wants to let go, cuddly, sleepy, scares easily and like to hold me when she does

>>36955915
MoMo from To Love Ru Darkness is my ideal girlfriend.

>>36957455
this isn't too hard to find except for the smart part. Kindness is also hard if we are talking about genuine kindness and not just virtue signaling and/or self centered actions mistaken by kindness.

>>36955915
My ideal gf is
>shorter than me (not that hard, I'm 6'1")
>weighs less than me (170 or lb)
> asocial as I am, would rather stay inside doing whatever comfy thing than go outside and be a member of society
>doesn't mind me being rambly or weird/autistic
>wants children someday
>pro 2nd amendment
>likes to cuddle and be affectionate

and the hard part
>makes me feel like life is worth living

>if you meet someone else's description please respond
>nobodies gotten any interested responses

"fembots" are trash

>>36957552
I don't expect to get a response desu fampai my tastes are very specific just like that chips grey fellow from the 50 sexy story.

It's a total moonshot.

>>36957552
99% of ''fembots'' are feminized faggots who desperately want to be girls and LARPers.

>>36955915
pretty, nice to me, very empathetic and wise, doesn't cheat on me and loves me almost unconditionally (conditions are that i don't treat her poorly and i don't lose respect for myself and stop trying)

>>36957552
It's odd, there seems to be a lot more females roaming around than you might think, but they don't think highly of robots. I wish they'd just give us a chance, we're not all bitter assholes. Well we are but some of us aren't irredeemable.

>>36957588
Forgetting the actual females that come by once a year to collect orbitz to suck the souls out of our weak and most desperate
They cause like 20 suicides a year at least I'd say
Ever stare into the abyss

>>36957635
>I wish they'd just give us a chance

They all seem to have the personality of the most generic robot so "fembots" should be happy that many of us would give them a chance. Its not like they're better than robots, hell they act like they're all just failed normies which is probably true.

>>36957799
>Its not like they're better than robots,
I wish people would understand this instead of constantly putting females on a pedestal.

Look, she doesn't have more power than you or more value than you just because she has a fucking vagina. The first step to actually having girls attracted to you is to put more value in yourself. You should be on the pedestal, not her.

My ideal girl:
>She is white
>She is a Nationalist and patriotic
>She is reasonably fit
>She has a liking for a more private life
>She is a sweetheart
>Preferably she is of Central European decent or Scandinavian
>She is loyal (As I would be)
>Likes to talk about Far-Right politics
>Wants kids but at a more later age

That is my ideal woman, wouldn't be happier.

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>shy
>zero experience with relationships
>not particularly pretty
>no makeup, tattoos, or piercings
>dresses modestly, likes to wear long skirts and dresses from time to time
>into vidya, /tg/, animu, and likes to go /out/ occasionally
>not morbidly obese
>saving herself for marriage

>>36956462
>clingy
>Low maintenance

pick one

>>36958005
>saving herself for marriage
>posts Hanako

>>36958082
I mean as in gifts and money, that kinda stuff. If she required a lot of attention or whatever I wouldn't mind.
> inb4 it gets old
I don't think so

>>36956531
>I only want to pay attention to my significant other when I feel like it
Everyone feels this way you dingus. You're not special, you're just selfish and inconsiderate for putting aside your desires and goals for a little while when someone else needs you

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>Short
>Preferably whitie
>Hair color and length doesn't matter
>Has a 10/10 ass
>Likes to make silly faces
>Helps me figure out what to watch on Netflix
>Likes cooking together
>Wears my clothes more than her own
>Tells me cheesy jokes and pick up lines when we're alone
>Sends me encouraging texts and pictures throughout my day
>Kinky in bed and likes to cuddle before and after
>Makes me feel like a better person than before I met her
If you'll excuse me I'll be killing myself

Intelligent
Likes music I consider good, not necessarily the same
very cute
acknowledges faults in things
likes anime, video games, and manga
dresses nicely
can make me feel happy
genuinely cares about me
makes an effort to contact me, but isn't pestering
invites me do stuff with her
is not a mooch
has a job
doesn't make me feel like she will leave me
pale
+1 if speaks another language
not fat
likes cuddling and is willing to have me over

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>>36958357
original text is needed for this post

>>36959120
little to no relationship experience
no tattoos or piercings
dresses without showing much
non religious

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>short hair
>piercings
>tattoos
>smokes weed
>tight body
>indulges on my biting/animalistic fetish
>has her own set of interests that don't directly correlate with mine but we both find each other interesting.
>loyal

Some sjws have the look but they'd Probably hate my fucking guts. It's a nice fantasy

Beautiful loyal thicc and a freak in the bed.

>>36956462
This describes me, except I don't think I'm very clingy. Ready to cash in my qt robot bf chip just tell me where to collect

Brown hair, shy and reserved, likes to cuddle, likes to read/learn, doesn't fit in with popular culture, not bpd or bipolar and most importantly, not a degenerate.

>Has the nicest smile
>Will forgive me for my failings and awkwardness
>An interest in Star Wars EU
>As tall as me
>Has a pulse

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if there are any fembots out there like this, I WILL FUCKING MARY YOU, YOU WONDERFUL PIECE OF PARADISE.

>5'4
>short, black hair
>gray/ light blue eyes
>likes to debate about the cosmos and how it all came to be
>actually the nicest person, but doesn't know how to express her feelings without spaghetti ensuing
>can bear with my lack of fucks to give and being 90% of the day daydreaming
>little light goth ball of repressed emotions

>>36956559
good taste anon-kyunn

>>36955915
>girl
>gets attached really quickly to me
>only talks to me
>pc gaming
>virgin

non virgin
has a nebulous personality
no hobbies
can't handle real life sometimes
has some kind of mental disorder
why can't I find you

>>36959354
h-hi

how old are you/where do you live

are you girl (female) or girl (male)?

>>36959354
> except I don't think I'm very clingy
I just want someone who likes to spend time with me.
> qt
Beauty is subjective. Exchange your free robot bf coupon here

>>36959664
She replied to my post, pls don't cuck me

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OP said ideal, so
>tall, or quite short
>not fat at all, but not skelly either
>tomboy
>18-22 years old
>virgin, and staying that way until marriage
>good facial structure
>not annoying
>won't be annoyed by me (too much)
>doesn't care about dancing or partying
>doesn't like animu/manga, but is open to it
>doesn't like anything I particularly hate, and vice versa
>makes me want to improve
>actively encourages me to be better, without nagging
>is fine with silence
>is fine with me not being touchy-feely
>hasn't fallen for the more subtle feminist lies
>doesn't really care about "being in love"
>tolerant of vidya
>willing to watch Star Trek with me, but hate all the bad stuff
>wants to get married asap
Basically a bro (female).

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>4"9'
>asian qt
>almond eyes
>gorgeous smile
>fine thin hair
>cute chin
>squeezable cheeks
>intelligent
>kind
>fun to talk with
>thinks I'm sort of funny
>shy around people but comfortable with me
>OCD and germaphobe
>really into tech
>likes shitposting with me
>likes similar tv shows

>cutie girl
>asian
>short, under 5'5
>petite
>shoulder length hair, brown/black
>no piercings or tattoos
>khv with no relationship experience
>very caring and sweet and genuinely looks out for me
>smart
>laidback
>lets me be autistic and still loves me anyway
>shy/introverted but isn't autistic, would just rather not talk
>likes to cuddle
>slightly possessive and wants to keep me to herself when possible
>is into vidya and anime and cooking
>understands me and knows how to make me happy when I'm feeling down

Of course, this probably isn't possible and is way too perfect but hey, maybe the perfect AI waifu will be out there someday.

>>36955915
I honestly haven't thought about it much and I honestly don't really know what I want. I mean, I have preferences and all that, but those are just preferences.

Anyways
>same height or shorter (<= 6')
>brunette, length doesn't matter
>fairly intelligent and educated perferably in a STEM field or a professional field like psychology or medicine
>not SJW, far-left, or far-right in political leanings and ideologies
>skinny, skinny-fat, or T H I C C
>very down to earth and grounded
>fairly independent and reserved
>not very social, but doesn't mind going out once in awhile
>determined and motivated towards accomplishing her goals
>doesn't mind talking about her feelings or talking to me about my feelings
>can carry on a deep conversation about whatever
>patient and compassionate
>doesn't mind not spending 100% of our free-time together
>when we do spend time together, doesn't mind sometimes not doing anything and just cuddling all day watching movies instead
>legitimately interested in what I have to say and cares about what I think
>has interesting hobbies beyond those of your average girl (such as weightlifting or like archery)
>doesn't mind providing emotional support when I need it the most
>technologically literate and up to date with current technology and technological trends
>has overlapping interests with mine (computers, programming, music, etc.), doesn't have to have the exact same interests as I
>takes the good with the bad in terms of who I am as a person, i.e. legitimately cares about and loves me despite all my flaws

Of those, the most important would probably be
>takes the good with the bad in terms of who I am as a person, i.e. legitimately cares about and loves me despite all my flaws
>doesn't mind providing emotional support when I need it the most
>legitimately interested in what I have to say and cares about what I think
>patient and compassionate

>>36959688
Well, if you want to contact me at [email protected] we can see if we fit

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>>36955915
ideal bf
>>6 in cock
>shorter than me so <6ft
>australian
>atheist, white
>likes grand strategy
>university degree or higher
>has a strong background in creative writing so can actually criticise my work
>ok with a large roast
>virgin
>submissive
>masochist
>definitely into cbt and breathplay
>likes /d/ tier porn esp giantess, vore, insertion, zoophilia, urine, guro
>will accept an open relationship, gangbangs, mmf threesomes
still not compromising on any of them I still hope

>>36959833
Alrighty, I'll send you an email when I get the time

>>36959853
If you were real I'd wife you up. I fit all of them except not Australia.

>white or asian
>any eye/hair color (just not unnatural dyes)
>any height, though short girls are cute, not overweight
>is into artsy stuff, /mu/core, kino, history, plays instrument, writes, draws, etc
>politics dont matter, just not raging sjw
>has own cool hobbies and talents
>loves to hang out and is also cool with me doing things alone
>ambitious and driven, would challenge me to become a better person
>facially pretty (don't care much for ass or tits)
>would be okay with us venting to each other
>idea of a good time is going hiking or camping, going to the book store or theater, or just driving around town

I met her once. Chatted for about a month, we agreed to go out (first girl I ever asked out btw) and before we could meet she deleted without warning. I haven't talked to a girl since.

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This is probably a serious shot in the dark, but maybe the planets will align. If you're interested, email me at [email protected]. I need to go to sleep soon for finals tomorrow.

But as for my ideal girlfriend,
>clever
>likes to laugh
>passionate
>enjoys a lot of attention
>sweet
>asian or white
>not overweight
>a face that's easy on the eyes
>likes to watch the occasional anime series with me
>likes to play the occasional vidya with me
>likes to voice chat, or at least hear my voice
>likes to share and talk about her interests
>can joke around and laugh with me
>at least a little nerdy
>likes cute things and spending time inside
>likes the comfy side of life

But, as for me, I'm just a uni student right now. I actually fit a lot of the things I described, but I guess it's up to you to figure out which.

>>36956334
>not overweight
tfw failure

>>36955915
>Has penis
>Is cute
>Will cuddle, watch movies, play vidya, and listen to music with me all day

I'm engaged to her
>chubby
>dominant cuddler
>submissive in bed
>into hypnosis and bdsm
>nerdy as fuck
>brings in decent money supporting my broke-student-ass
>goes to the gym with me
>trained as a chef and taught me how to cook
She's literally the greatest.

>>36960214
i wish i was u.

i just wanna die

>>36955915
I just want a girl around my age with similar interests and isn't obese. That's about it.

>>36960182
I think that's most of the people in this

>>36955915
>Smart but not smarter than me
>Can joke about/banter without getting their feelings hurt
>Basically my slave
>Blonde
>5'8
>Small to Medium sized boobies (no flats)
>Nice ass but not fat, thicc
>Face must be at least between a 7/10 and a 10/10
>Faithful enough to make the Pope look like a cheater

As long as she is twisted I'm game

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>slightly weeb but not obnoxious about it, likes JRPGs, falcom games and visual novels a plus
>is cute, healthy and hygenic
>is white and blonde, or asian
>smol
>is clingy and emotionally attached
>will go on nightwalks for me
>likes to cuddle and hold hands, likes physical contact in general
>doesn't have many friends but is close to the friends she does have
>is faithful and loyal
>doesn't have BPD
>is kind to a fault
>lives in New Zealand

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>smug brat type of person
>degenerate porn artist
>overlapping taste in music, games, anime, etc
>wants to cook nice food together
>okay with doing drugs occasionally
>okay with getting drunk but doesn't get black out every time there's alcohol in sight
>is okay with a mediocre life where we just live off enough money as we need
>is someone that isn't physically clingy or distant, is okay with just being silent doing our own thing in the same room together
>likes watching shitty horror movies
>is okay with being my motivation to lose weight and stop being a

why's this board full of sociopaths

>>36960218
Why?
You've always got time to do something amazing.
Ryo Fukui Started playing piano at age 22 and went on to make one of my favourite jazz albums.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrr3dp7zRQY

Just because things aren't working out today or this year doesn't mean things are gonna stay that way and you're gonna be the one to change it. Someday you're gonna wakeup and have everything you need inside to turn around your situation. I think its gonna be tomorrow. I believe in you man. Then again I'm high af rn

>>36960330
What makes you say that? I made the post with Link in it - do I sound like a sociopath?

>>36960351
holy shit anon u made me cry.

t-thank you..

>>36960366
No prob man.
I like you.

>>36956244

None of that sounds unfeasible to me

>>36956462
this is me but i'm fugly
:(

>>36960467
how are you fugly?

>>36960467
why is that post getting the only replies in this thread

>>36960467
I would normally be interested in talking to you but I'm still waiting on an email from that other girl, and I don't think talking to multiple girls is good etiquette. Sorry ladies but you'll have to wait in line

Assuming you're not a bored dude I'm sure you look fine. Most girls are usually too critical on their own looks

>>36960483
I think it's because I didn't specify looks. Personality is more important.

>>36960584
It's probably because you were like the first reply. I don't think what you asked for was anything profound.

1. natural born girl (female)
2. not overweight. a little chubby is okay
3. asian preferred

>>36960608
Hmm, not sure I agree with your second point. Maybe on paper but girls like I described seem pretty rare IRL. I should know.

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>>36955915
My ideal gf is Megumin

You hit the nail on the head with that picture

>>36956901
Aigis is the true patrician's taste, good on you anon.

>around my age
>good person, kind
>not religious
>doesn't abuse alcohol or do drugs/smoke
>shares some interests with me and has some of his own that I can learn about
>likes travelling and outdoors activities (hiking, camping)
>is able to take care of himself, cook, clean etc
>actually enjoys cooking
>doesn't expect people to guess stuff
>is taller than me

Most things apply to me

>does NOT have an intrest in video games and anime and other nerd shit
>has self respect
>not a fucking internet DORK
>not a nihilist
>not clingy
>not a FUCKING nerd
>does not know what an image board is
>sane
>not a nerd

Im not really picky on looks.

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The ideal partner would be
>female (male)
>cute
>into art and anime
>cartoons
>music
>cuddling
>dancing
>nice

Will I make it, anon ?

>>36956559
I'm all of this except:

>always smiling
>good cook

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>cute
>smart
>sense of humor
>likes me
>similar enough interests
>introversion is cool too I suppose

I don't really have a perfect set in stone idealized gf; a lot of those personality traits too would be your own individual quirks, and I'm not really good at thinking up shit like that that I would like.

Some stats for me:
>5'11
>176 lbs
>not fat
>not stupid, hopefully
>generally passive, but greatly involved in areas of interest
>enjoy actual conversations about things other than the weather
>vidya and animu
>enjoy stupid/bad things because they're stupid/bad
>have a lot of love in my heart to give
>have a lot of love in my penis to give

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>>36955915
my ideal gf looks exactly like pic related, I don't care if she's dumb as rocks or hates anime or whatever as long
>she loves me
>doesn't have kids
>doesn't have an STD

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>>36961208
god dammit that was the wrong picture, pic related actual pic

>>36955915

I am from Peterborough Ontario and I just ripped others ideas, sorry lads I'm lazy

>Always smiling
>Wishes to have a family
>Determined
>Nice sense of humor
>knows the pain of social rejection and failure
>reserved
>considerate
>faithful
>honest
>prefers internet over real life
>perverted
>shy
L-looks don't matter as longs as you aren't Shrek. All I want is a decent femanon to be around or a qt trap bf

>>36961244
What a shame, >>36961208 was far more interesting

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>>36955915
>Pic related

Badda bing badda boom this comment is now original

>>36961380
I want ur ideal wife too, we'll have to share

>Kinda chubby (pear shaped cute CUTE)
>Below average but tries hard, like too much makeup or something
>Ex-emo, the hottest gfs are the ex-emos
>Doesn't have to have same hobbies but at least willing to go to the things I like and I'd do the things they like
>Doesn't have BPD

>>36955915
>can hold interesting conversations and discuss other profound ideas.
>can also talk about the dumbest and funniest shit.
>appreciates music and literature, and might occasionally try to make me read a certain book.
>open-minded with each other's hobbies, maybe even dabbling in the others interests.
>kind and non-autistic, but still knows when to push you for the sake of personal growth.
>is generally fun to be with and spices up life.
>actually loves me.

I know a girl like this, whom I was friends with for a good amount of time, but she's now in a stable and healthy relationship with my Chad friend, who she had her eyes on since the beginning (and he's genuinely a great guy too, so there's that).

Who fucking cares anymore god damn it, I wish I couldn't love.

>>36961168
Why don't you smile, anon? What's wrong?

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>likes to read
>blue eyes are a plus
>competitive
>willing to listen to my rants about nonsense
>also rants about nonsense
>likes underground music so we can discover stuff together
>easily excited/enthusiastic to counter my apathy
>thoughtful
>understanding
>likes cuddling
>willing to work out together if she doesn't already work out
>nuturing
>muscles would be nice

I'm asking way too much, I know

>>36962864

Is this a genuine girl or a trap? Either way, got a link to more?

>>36962898
I have no idea, I just got it from one of /fit/s high test threads. I'm assuming it's a female but, who knows anymore

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okay here take this

Looks

>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings

Personality is subjective across every individual but

>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>weird
>able to hold, and partake within, a conversation
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids

>>36955915
Non-existent

Fuck off bot.

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A cute lazy clingy girl with a sense of humour, is that to much to ask for?

My Ideal gf
>White/Japanese
>Has never had a kiss
>100% Pure virgin/Not roastie
>Sort of yandere so that she'll tell chads to fuck off if they talk to her
>Has no other guy friends
>Want to hug me all the time
>Can protect herself when I'm not with her
>At least 7/10 qt
>A little chubby would be nice
>Has kawaii accent
>Has a cute look
>Can be perverted when she is horny yet gets really shy if I take my clothes off
That's about it

>tall (6'+)
>big breasts
>dark hair
>doesn't shower often and gets smelly because of it
>bullies me and my prostate

>>36957102
That's me but if you have absolutely nothing to offer then I wouldn't date you

>>36955915
>Abusive and manipulative
>Makes you emotionally attached before breaking you down and starting it all over again.
>Forces you to serve her
>Makes you cut your wrists and carve her name into your arm
>Knows she's smarter than you and always makes the effort to point it out
>Loving at least sometimes
>Dominate

>>36963723
good taste anon
sadly for you a girl like that would never be interested in a willing victim

>truly introverted, can socialize but always hates/avoids people
>hates everybody but me, their family and mine
>pale skin
>sweet, nice to me
>a but chubby/curvy, but not fat
>likes it a lot when I suck on her breasts, wants me to do it every day
>protective of me, clingy

>>36955915
chilled, no drama, shorter than me im 6'0, someone who isn't just interested in clothes, makeup, or their looks, at least not obsessively, someone who is open minded. someone who is interested in learning stuff and asking questions, not just accepting things for the way they are. someone who likes chatting and getting into in-depth discussions about things but also likes their own time by themselves and respects my needs to have my own time too.

other than those I can't really think of anything else.

>>36963569
Basically same minus the disgusting chink. I'd like a white girl with like, brown or dark blonde hair. She also needs to have an offensive side of humor obvi

>cute and fragile
>sadistic

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>>36964454
no, sadistic isnt the word. antisocial is what i mean.

>>36964547
for fucks sake! i meant to reply to
>>36964522

my gf without her controlling parents

>intelligent
>creative
>low self esteem/self confidence >clingy
>empathetic
>capable of coming up with her own world views, i.e. can think for herself
>is a decent human being. Or at least cares about being a decent human being
>non judgmental
I'm aware that i probably don't deserve this kind of gf and if i did she would likely not browse this board but hey the op did ask

At this point having had a narcissistic, mean and needy gf has ruined my conception of what a good gf might be like. All the other stuff people are saying sounds like it should be good but I don't know if I care about any of it.

Just someone passably cute who will act sweet for a while and then constantly terrorize me pls

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tfw I meet the qualifications for many of these but I'm not qt white/asian

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There you go anon, self-explanatory, I believe.

>Tall
>Nice feet
>Pretty, flowing hair that isn't all tangly and gross
>Dirty blonde hair
>Nice butt
>Likes lightly teasing me and play wrestling
>Virgin and pure lesbian
>Intelligent, but more emotionally open/expressive than me so we even each other out
>Plays games with me
>Will bake with me
>Won't cheat on me or leave me for a guy

>>36955915
>good artist
>dorky gamer
>likes movies and shows
>metalhead
>pervert
>funny
>wakes me up with food and sex

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>>36963569
why is it so difficult to find guys like this? i've played multiple games for years and never found a guy like this, who enjoys a clingy girlfriend and is willing to spend all his time with her
i don't care about casual friends and/or conversations, i want to spend all my time/experiences with ONE person, not multiple, why anyone cares about friends and not finding a single person is beyond me.
but all the guys i ever meet are hur dur needs friends and other female attention.

>>36956244
Just go for a curious girl and introduce her to your interests, ig anime, Internet, some nice video games (start with a nice coop one). If she is curious enough she will enjoy some of it and you will get to know some of her interests too.

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>>36965215
Wow, I'm not who you're replying to but I feel the exact same way. I love focusing all of my attention on one person. It's easier that way and it gets us closer. It's like being partners in a way, non-romantically.

I don't want anyone but my gf/best friend talking to me, since if I like them I don't need anyone else.

I wonder if you're still here.

>>36955915
>18-23
>white
>skinny, thin or fit
>natural hair colour
>doesn't use excessive makeup
>doesnt use social media
>no tattoos or piercings
>doesnt smoke, doesn't do drugs and doesn't drink
>shy, clingy, obsessive or posessive but not a sociopath or bipolar
>sexually inexperienced and not experienced in relationships either like me
>kinky
>loyal and honest
>romantic
>has some interests other than anime or manga
>plays games or at least tolerates them
>introverted, doesn't like going out much
>not many friends
>likes cooking
>likes cuddling and intimacy
>not a normie
>wants a clingy bf to talk to all the time

>>36966550
i'm still here and i completely agree.
i don't care for other peoples attention when i have a boyfriend/bestfriend, why would i? i've never understood it and i never will.

i used to spend days doing nothing when my ex had work because i refused to do anything alone, or with someone else.

>>36966844
That's adorable. I'd want my gf to be the same way. It's kinda been a fantasy of mine to provide everything for her while she just gets to do her own thing all day, assuming we're the only people in each other's personal lives.

>>36966931
i'm the female version.
i want to provide everything for my boyfriend, i would love to be the person who works/cleans/cooks and gives him everything to make him happy. the only thing i ask is i'm the only female in his life and he doesn't have any desires to go out (like clubbing)

we can wish right?

>>36955915
>Slim or average weight, bc I'm 5'7 skelly
>Height doesn't matter, race doesn't matter
>I don't really like this number game but 3/10 and upwards
>Strong sense of justice
>Dream driven rather than finance
>Chill, laid back, lazy to an extent is cute
>Interest in new things
>IT and vidya are a plus, I'd probably teach vidya if not regardless
>Rather an introvert, but I wouldn't mind an extrovert either. As long as she can respect that I need time with social shit.
>Loyal and honest
>Clingy would be cute, but def not nessesary
I don't think this is too much to ask

>>36966958
I mean technically we're both talking to the person we're describing so if we really wanted to we could be friends.

But yeah - wishing is all we can do.

>>36967041
well, do you have kik or discord?

>>36966844
>>36966931
>>36966958
I'm also the same. 1 person with boobs and a vagoina is all I need, we could be stranded on an island for all I care.