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Are fembots generally porn addicts?

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Are fembots generally porn addicts?
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>nhentai
>porn addict
ishygddt
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>>36961225
Everyone watches porn.
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>>36961225
I play porn games for hours each day, browse /d/ a lot and occasionally watch porn too
my favourites are bdsm/tf themed
I also get off on pretending to be a gay man and posting homolust threads
I'd get off to lesbian threads too but they're no fun
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Is there one for a dirty smelly and unshaven gf?
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>>36961317
>tfw no porn gf
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>>36961225
is it wrong to like how your vag smells when you haven't washed and been masturbating for two days
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>>36961395
No, it's ok. My crotch usually smells even if I wash off the semen.
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>>36961317
I would also say that I love playing porn games or eroge many times a week. They are one of my favorite game genres.
I never watch live action porn and only stick to hentai. The real stuff disgusts me.

I also enjoy bdsm and very rough and extreme acts.

I also like to play both roles of male and female whenever I consume this media.

I always enjoy lesbian media a lot too but I am fine with straight and gay ones as well

It saddens me that the other girls around me only like softcore and very light, vanilla, romantic things.

But in a way, you could say that I have a large interest in sex even though I am still a virgin
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>>36961317
>gay threads are secretly straight threads
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>>36961409
do you run your hands over it and sniff it all day long too
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Fembots need to be in an insane asylum.
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>>36961416
Hentai honestly triggers me
They don't know how a clit works, a hymen, or a cervix and it's weird af
I'm pretty sure they mess up how a dick works and what cum is like too but I can't be sure
From everything I've seen real cum is nothing like the thick yellow shit and looks transparent with streaks of white

>>36961423
did you expect anything else from where fujoshi gather
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>>36961426
Heh, I wish. Occasionally the smell emanates when I have to piss
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>>36961444
I just sit with my fingers under my nose, can you get addicted to your own pheromones?
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>>36961423
This is a confusing feel.
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>>36961451
Smells are something I really enjoy, especially my own scent. So I would say yes.
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>>36961435
I know hentai might be unrealistic a lot of the time but live action porn is also realistic in many other ways.

I have read eroge and the texts show how a clit works. i like eroge better than animated hentai because it is more descriptive and immersive.

Hentai gave me an absolute craving for semen, unfortunately the portions of semen that are made in hentai are unrealistically large and a crazy amount of loads happen in a short amount of time.

Even if I do have real life sex one day, I still will never stop consuming hentai, it constantly gives me new ideas.
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>>36961486
I suppose someday when the human body can be made to produce gallons of semen then your dream will come true
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>>36961486
>I know hentai might be unrealistic a lot of the time but live action porn is also realistic in many other ways.
(assuming you meant unrealistic)
I like watching amateur stuff under a for women category, it's way, way better than all the male fantasy crap
>I have read eroge and the texts show how a clit works. i like eroge better than animated hentai because it is more descriptive and immersive.
I love it written most
my favourite porn games are all text-based and it's really hot
>Hentai gave me an absolute craving for semen, unfortunately the portions of semen that are made in hentai are unrealistically large and a crazy amount of loads happen in a short amount of time.
here's a tip because I think big loads are hot too, there's some supplements a man can take to boost how much he cums, look them up if you ever date someone
>Even if I do have real life sex one day, I still will never stop consuming hentai, it constantly gives me new ideas.
it's pretty neat but I kinda wish it didn't give me super unrealistic fetishes
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>>36961225
No. Fembots aren't real.
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>>36961503
That is one thing I am constantly fantasizing of. semen is one of my biggest fixations and I wish to taste it and consume it in all my possible holes one day.

The moment when i could find a drug or a certain kind of diet or lifestyle that will produce copious amounts of semen, I will buy it immediately.
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>>36961444
>>36961395
Why are women such fucking disgusting creatures?
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>>36961509
>tfw this Anon knows about supplements
Oh you
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>>36961536
This roastie is on /r9k/, she's bottom-of-the-barrel.

Behold, this is the form of females given what they want.
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>>36961509
Hentai actually taught me 95% of the things I know about sex. all of the other sex articles or books discussing sex I found were too vanilla and uninteresting for me.
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>>36961545
what do you mean
I found them looking up if guys really could do giant cums
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>>36961556
Nah i only know about em by going to /jp/ onahole threads lol
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I watch it maybe once a month and afterwards feel disgusted and hypocritical because i am against porn "culture". I just cant get off without visual imagery and I cant watch most 2D because of the awful anatomy.
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>>36961536
if you're grossed out by women why visit a woman thread?

>>36961555
really?
desu I'd like to find decent hentai but all the ones I watched are so ridiculous eventually I just burst out laughing and it ruins my mood

>>36961567
oh I get you
well I wanna see how much a guy can cum in person desu

>>36961586
sounds like you got a complex about porn desu
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>>36961602
I believe that you should read eroge instead of watching hentai because it immerses you more. some titles i will recommend to you are: starless and euphoria, also, try honey select
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>>36961602
Normal cum amounts are like 2-5 mL
Would you give him some stimulation? :P
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>>36961602
>if you're grossed out by women why visit a woman thread?
Every time, I think to myself "maybe this time it will be different" but they're just as skanky as ever.

"Oooh my pussy smells so nasty today" seriously, what the fuck is actually wrong with these degenerates? Even animals don't do this shit.
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stop pretending to be female.
this shit makes me sad, because i know that im never going to date a girl who likes hentai

or find a girl at all who genuinely loves me
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I'm not addicted. I watch it 2-3 hours per week, mostly 3DPD solo male and some gfd/rr, ss and yaoi manga (for the qt uke guys). I don't need it to masturbate.
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>>36961622
thanks anon
I'll look at them tomorrow
probably right after I get up

>>36961651
>Normal cum amounts are like 2-5 mL
yeah and I heard you can triple that at least with supplements
>Would you give him some stimulation?
in the butt :^)

>>36961699
some people have different tastes
not anyone on r9k's place to judge
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>>36961725
>in the butt :^)

>tfw no pegging gf
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>>36961699
>Even animals don't do this shit.
Yes they do you retard. Even you smell your own shit after wiping.
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>>36961699
Does anyone else find they have the best orgasms when their bladder's full? I really love it but I don't do it often because it always ends up dribbling pee into my panties and it smells. Not a bad smell though.

>>36961705
Not with that attitude you won't.
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>>36961725
I've tried sticking things in my butt but it hasn't made me cum at least once
I don't think this is strange given I can cum if I clutch my balls and tug gently upwards
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>>36961225
BLACKED
origano
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>>36961774
It tends to vary but I get the best orgasms through vibration or ball tugging.
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>>36961792
wait how does that work
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>>36961821
They say the testes tend to rise before ejaculation, so I thought about giving myself an orgasm without touching my dick. I'm not sure if it's just a prostate orgasm but it feels more intense than just rubbing the shaft.
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>>36961774
>tfw I will never convince my gf to have an orgasm while she needs to go to the toilet so that she pees a little bit
>don't want to clean up the messy sheets anyway

Suffering.
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>>36961699
what the fuck are you talking about, there are literally animals feed exclusively on shit, and you're saying fembots are grosser, fuck off
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>>36961874
Try having her just drink lots of water. I drink pretty much nothing but litres of tea some days and it's clear as water and doesn't smell.
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>>36961877
They are far more disgusting, you dumb white knight
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>>36961904
Don't try and pretend you wouldn't love my smelly vag rubbed over your face and being made to lick up my discharge.
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>tfw no gf obsessed with cummies
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>>36961914
I've eaten out a girl who hadn't bathed in a day, and while it wasn't great, there was something oddly pleasing about all of sweat and muck that had collected in her pubes

How long have you gone without bathing?
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>>36961873
weird I never knew guys could do that

>>36961926
that's like every straight girl you know
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>>36961914
I would prefer you taking a bath, you washed-up Tuna cunt.
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>>36961725
>in the butt
that actually increases the amount of cum drastically so that's a good idea
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>>36961941
four days at most, that was at a camp, never longer than three though

>>36961951
That's what a naughty boy would say. If you're a naughty boy you have to do exactly as mummy says.
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>>36961877
>>36961764
Some animals eat shit, true. I've never heard of animal that fingerbangs itself and sniffs/brags about its stanky ass pussy though. That's a uniquely disgusting trait shared by human women.

At least the carrion/shit eating animals are useful. In their own way, the clean up the world around them. Have you ever seen a girls room? It's fucking disgusting. At least animals are house-proud to some extent, birds keep their nests clean, ants do the same.

Have you ever seen the girls bathroom in a nightclub? It's like a fucking warzone. How about that halo of pissy toilet paper girls put around festival portaloos? What the fuck is up with that? People have to clean that up, you know. Human beings don't conduct themselves like that. I'm sorry but if you behave like that in a public environment you're worse than an animal.
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>>36961486
Why don't you just have sex with me? I want to cum in all of your holes desu
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>>36961914
>Don't try and pretend you wouldn't love my smelly vag
I'm not pretending. I'd beat the shit out of you. Keep your smelly vagoo to yourself you vapid cunt.
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>>36961972
>If you're a naughty boy you have to do exactly as mummy says.
What would she say to do though?
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>>36961972
S-stop pretending to be a girl.
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>>36961989
I think you secretly want to give me a tongue bath
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>>36961972
>four days at most,
>never longer than three though
Pick a story and stick with it you daft old bat.
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>>36961945
I'm not sure if every guy can do it, to be honest. My friend said he couldn't when I told him.
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>>36962011
>tfw not actually interested in being a mommy gf but know it's kryptonite to robots
Always works best to bully them
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>>36962013
>I think you secretly want to give me a tongue bath
Please stop. I'm trying to enjoy my coffee.
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>>36962036
Any kind of GF is fine for a porn addict, Anon. Did you think I was normal?
Not the person who you replied to.
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>>36961242
??? whats wrong with nhentai?
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>>36962036
>Always works best to bully them
Works best for what? What's the point of it?
>>tfw not actually interested in being a mommy gf
What are you interested in?
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>>36961432
Anon, this is an insane asylum.
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>>36962084
Not for me, its easy pickings while I lick my lips :0
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>>36962038
Make sure you get the pits and my ass, sorry I still shave daily but there'll be plenty of sweat and grime for you

>>36962048
What?

>>36962057
>Works best for what? What's the point of it?
Teasing them. It's fun.
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SEXY SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXY NUDE SEX GIIRRRRRRLLLSSS SEXXX
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>>36962107
>Make sure you get the pits and my ass,
Yes please
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>>36962107
>sorry I still shave daily
How boring can you get..
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>>36962107
>Make sure you get the pits and my ass, sorry I still shave daily but there'll be plenty of sweat and grime for you
why does this actually sound sexy
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>>36962107
Who cares if you aren't a mommy GF or not, being a GF is all that matters. That's what
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>>36962140
The best thing is, from my experience, you actually can clean a woman's body by licking/sucking on her. Eating out a pussy totally cleans it. It's honestly great fun.
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>>36962140
I was trying to gross you out not turn you on fag
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>>36961225
Yes.

>tfw most of free time is spent looking at porn
>don't even masturbate to it, just play with my pussy and the wetness a little bit
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>>36962202
>>tfw most of free time is spent looking at porn
How much free time do you have?
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>>36962166
well you failed then
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>>36962202
What a stiff one. How would you make your bf happy if you had one?
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>>36962202
me too sometimes I just touch the vag opening and sometimes run around the skin inside the inner labia
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>>36962232
For God's sake what a wet fish of a woman.
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>>36961536
they're driven by hormones, men are generally, but not always, driven by the mind. So yes, they are animals, that's their nature. Most just have enough mental capacity to be less animalistic, those that do not come here.. and are men, with penises. you didn't think fembots exist, did you?
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>>36962216
Actually not that much. But I always have porn open whenever I'm doing something at home. Even in public I look at porn, but only written stuff.

>>36962224
I'm in an LDR with someone I met here. Trust me, if I had access to his dick, it would be down my throat right now. Would let him fuck me literally whenever he wants, including when I'm asleep.

>>36962232
That's exactly what I do. It's more fun than actually masturbating.
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>>36962380
can't masturbate all day, so I spend most of it just gently touching myself
not being a wet fish

>>36962418
I like masturbating and esp reaching orgasm but I only have a few sessions a day, the rest I'm just doing that
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>>36962418
>>36962437
your fingers must be all pruney
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>>36962444
Only my left index
I lick it a lot too
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>>36962437
I'm sorry, I just need someone to take my frustration out on since I have no porn addicts to relate to and everyone here is an anonymous fellow.
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>>36962418
Tell me how you two met. I'd love to know
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>>36962480
it's ok anon I understand
you're a guy with a porn addiction?
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I don't really watch a lot of porn but I'm more or less addicted to smut fanfiction.
And some doujinshi.
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Why are fembots so fucking nasty?
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>>36961242
nhentai is like way better organized than Ex
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All women can get real sex easily, they have no need for porn.
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women cant be robots, so fembots dont exist and this thread is dogshit
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>>36962666
robots in general are nasty

>>36962705
women have the same sex drive as men except there's little porn made for us
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>>36962729
>porn made for us
Despite all your nastiness, one thing has always made me curious; what do females look for in porn?

Isn't just the same thing?
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>>36962598
I am, unfortunately. My tastes are quite vanilla but I have a soft spot for lactation, lingerie, and stockings and garter. Lace.
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>>36962729
>women have the same sex drive as men except there's little porn made for us

Are you trying to prove me right by pointing out that there's no market for female porn since females can just get real sex delivered to their house through Tinder within 5 minutes?
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>>36962744
sex
I like /d/ porn more anyway so I'm not a good example of average woman

>>36962749
no, the porn producers are almost all male which is why we go for shit like lesbian porn and written smut because it's the only thing giving proper attention to what we want
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>>36961898
More of these pls
ryhgftyuhdr
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>>36962749
I think it's more that women aren't necessarily as visual about their stimulation as guys are. Written smut or fantasies usually just work better.
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>>36962785
smart-ass aside
most porn either ignores the woman getting off or gives her really obviously fake orgasms that probably only fool men
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>>36962799
Yeah, although personally the fake moaning is the worst desu. That's why I only ever watch amateur stuff. And Hegre-Art.
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>>36962773
>sex
Fuck me, you're as vapid as they come.
>only thing giving proper attention to what we want
What is that? That's what I'm asking. Christ, why do I even bother...
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>>36962809
that too
I can't get into it unless the man and woman are both getting into it

>>36962813
kek see >>36962799 though
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>>36962831
Nobody likes the fake moaning though. It's why amateur stuff does so well.

So, pretty much the same thing guys like. Boring and disappointing as ever, but thanks anyway.
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>>36962857
men like blowjobs and ejaculating in general that's why the categories are so popular and why female pleasure is much less common
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>>36962877
Yeah, watching some chick get her vagoo chewed on seems about as exciting as watching paint dry. There's no money shot. I can see why it never caught on tbqhwyf.
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>>36962909
Serious question, why do guys enjoy seeing other men come so much? Is it a self-insert thing or a gay thing or both?
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>>36962928
>why do guys enjoy seeing other men come so much?
No idea, i've never been into that and i'm a bi guy who likes gay porn so
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>>36962928
>gay thing
This is why I can't take women seriously.

It's a self insert thing I guess, you know it feels good, and its more obvious than a female orgasm.

And girls look cute with spunk all over them too.
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>>36962909
really because it's hot watching her twitch and her muscles convulse
not everything has to be about ejaculating

>>36962928
all men are bi, I bet you, that's why /lgbt/ thrived here
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>>36962962
>and girls look cute with spunk all over them
Fair enough
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>>36962969
a man looks best with his lips on labia lips
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>>36962967
>it's hot watching her twitch and her muscles convulse
Go watch epileptic fits on youtube then ya fag.

>all men are bi
Oh boy. Here we go. "I like the dick, that must mean everyone else does too". Just accept it and move on dude.
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>>36962909
>watching some chick get her vagoo chewed on seems about as exciting as watching paint dry
hell nah, its the hottest thing every, i love watching a woman being given pleasure
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>>36962988
>Go watch epileptic fits on youtube then ya fag.
No it's hot because you can see how much she likes it

>Oh boy. Here we go. "I like the dick, that must mean everyone else does too". Just accept it and move on dude.
Don't worry anon this is a safe space you can admit you think a big thick load and a pulsating dick is hot too
Look how easily men turn prison gay or lust after dickgirls they're all at least a bit bi
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>>36962511
We met in a femanon thread on r9k. We had talked previously, but the thread 404'd before he could ask for contact. He remembered me from a personal detail that I'd mentioned.

The funny thing is that we realised after a bit that we'd talked before even before that, but I ghosted him - not on purpose, it was just a very busy time for me at uni and I completely forgot about everything else.
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I was a porn addict, but I got better
It went
>solo male masturbation
>solo male cum compilation
>cum on face compilation
>girls hating cum on face videos (turned me off it a bit)
>deepthroat cum compilation
>gangbangs
>rape
>back to deepthroat and cum, as a dick in mouth is my main fetish

The main issue came when I had to find a perfect video. Like I'd want a cum on face compilation, but I'd watch one and it lacked *something*, so I'd open up the related ones and switch between them, tried to find that one perfect 10 second clip in four 30 minute long compilations. This was while masturbating, so when I became more aroused my standards would be lowered, but my tastes more extreme. So I'd continually be coming to more extreme things. But then once I'd come I'd think of another clip I liked, become aroused again, and try again, but my refractory period is quite long, so I'd just masturbate for a long time before having a weak orgasm.
I'm quite a normie so usually out during the day, but if I'm in I'll masturbate 3+ times, otherwise it's once, twice a day.
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>>36963030
>this is a safe space
That's pretty fucking gay dude.
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>>36962444
That actually happens, no kidding.
But it's not like I have to go out and interact with people so who cares.
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>>36963070
I won't judge you
After everything I got off to, being bi is tame
Just admit men are naturally interested in putting their dicks everywhere it fits
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>>36963096
>putting their dicks everywhere it fits
No. Women and horses only. Anything else is degenerate, and degeneracy is for women.
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>>36963092
be my prune-fingered NEET gf.
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>>36963050
Yeah, the worst thing about meeting girls here is when they don't respond, turn out to be a guy catfishing you, or the thread dies. I'm still looking for a nice girl. I hope I find one.
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>>36963158
I'm unfortunately pretty fuckin gay.
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>>36963181
I'll have prune fingers so you don't have to
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>>36963191
But I don't mind having pruney fingers actually.
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>>36963167
>turn out to be a guy catfishing you
How often does this happen?

>I'm still looking for a nice girl. I hope I find one.
Anon, I don't think this is the place to look for a 'nice girl'. Most femanons have a menagerie of issues. That being said, good luck with your search! The best tip I can give you is don't be too desperate.
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>>36963218
>Most femanons have a menagerie of issues.
This. Best case scenario, she's gonna look horrendous but be biologically female.

>How often does this happen?
There are people pretending to be female in this thread, right now.
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>>36963213
kek and I've got a bf I just wanted to say that
I wouldn't mind sitting together with a woman and just gently playing with each other
(Not the other guy btw)
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>>36963248
Oh whoops. Thought you were >>36963158
I'd rather not sit and diddle myself together with someone who's got a bf tho. I can see the appeal however.
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>>36963265
It's a long story there lol but he wants me to
I'm actually the other prune finger woman from earlier lol
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>>36963300
>boyfriend has lesbian fantasy so I'll go along with it for his sake
Yeah I'm gonna pass on that, at best that's a very mediocre way to have my first time and at worst it's heartbreak or actual dicks involved.
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>>36963319
>way to have my first time
Is it hard to find a partner as a dyke?
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>>36963319
not exactly, it's an open/poly relationship but he wants me to do other people in general because feels unfair he's seen other men
that's a brief summary lol
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>>36963052
I wish I was there to bully you in the mouth ;<
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>>36963353
If you're basically a NEET shut-in and the only girls you know are friends from Catholic school, who, contrary to popular belief, didn't lez it out constantly, yeah sorta.
Plus I'm kinda retarded about affection/romance in any case so that's not a huge help either.

>>36963375
>poly
>bishits
That is so not my thing.
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>>36963218
People pretend to be female and they get away with it more since there's no need to identify yourself by posting pictures.

While some girls might have issues, I mean unless they're absolutely fucking mental I most likely won't care. I mean I'm a pretty big pervert, but I feel like a glass cannon.
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>>36963401
>contrary to popular belief, didn't lez it out constantly
Life never fails to disappoint me.
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>>36963401
kek sure you're a prize
neither of us have a dick either, the perk of dating a trans man
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>>36963414
Well, to be fair, maybe there was some lezzing that just didn't involve me because, y'know, autismo. It was a weird mix of goody-good actually religious girls and absolute whores who rode dicks every weekend but thought masturbation was a sin.

>>36963428
Skimming over the fact that you're a dyke too, this whole thing couldn't turn me off more if you tried.
But you do you, whatever floats your boat anon.
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>>36963471
I'm not even trying lol I found lezzos are lolcows on their own level
now I just use my relationship to trigger them
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>>36963471
>absolute whores who rode dicks every weekend but thought masturbation was a sin.
Well, that's something at least. Thanks anon. I hope you find someone just as autistic as you one day.
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>>36963410
I can't understand the enjoyment in pretending to be a female, especially if you're leading someone on. Pointless.

>I mean I'm a pretty big pervert, but I feel like a glass cannon.
How do you mean, anon? Also how long have you been trying to find a gf here? Do you try on any other boards?
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>>36963508
I went to a Catholic school too and lemme tell you every girl was riding a dick by year nine
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>>36963496
I'm not triggered really, just astonished what kinda people exist, I guess. This is all very far removed from anything I could relate to.

>>36963508
Fingers crossed, thanks anon. Until then I'm gonna be a burden on my sister, hurray.
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>>36963543
And yet, I can find love. Funny that.
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>>36963563
Don't be shitty, just because I'm not into your particular brand of "love" doesn't mean I hate you for it. It's your life, you don't need to defend it on fucking 4chan.
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>>36963563
the various abominable things you spend your time with/on will never be valid and will never be "love"
you are just a weird degenerate freak and it doesn't matter how much you relish it or accept and enjoy it, it's still not valid, it's disgusting and sad
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>>36963607
>>36963636
You seem a little... rused
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>>36963642
>i smear shit on myself and eat dirt and worms, but it makes me happy, it makes me feel loved and i love it, so it's still good and positive. it's 2017!
no sweetie
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>>36963642
What about >>36963607 made you think I was 'rused'? I just said they're free to live their life with their bi poly transformer whatever. Honestly none of my business.
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>>36963656
kek please tell me more about where he touched you
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>>36961225
Literally a male fantasy.
Would you be a porn addict if you could get laid by snipping your fingers?
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>>36963401
Do you want a agoraphobic autistic gf who has never held hands or kissed?
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>>36963796
only works if you don't have crippling social anxiety and get afraid of even talking to your parents
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>>36963821
Only if you promise to lick me like that.
Or let me lick yours.
Your face that is.
Well, not just your face.
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>>36963825
There exist exceptions, but those are exceedingly rare. And even those cases I heard of are more likely to go completely frigid than porn addicted.
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>>36963890
Go back to your containment board dykes can't be fembots they have wild sex all the time
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>>36961395
I don't think I've ever not washed in two days (can skip a day at best, if I don't do anything), but my own "boy smell" can be quite erotic.
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Do women masturbate to being cucked as much as men do? Whenever I search reverse ntr there's fucking abysmal results compared to ntr.
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>>36963914
This. All these bi-curious Stacys are pissing me right off.
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>>36963319
Austrian lezbot, is that you?
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>>36963914
>dykes have wild sex all the time
Well apparently word hasn't spread all the way here yet because nobody's having wild sex with me.

>>36963989
Me too anon, me too.

>>36964068
Yeah. I should really stop posting that picture huh.
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>>36964106
What would you rate yourself as?
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>>36964106
Is it random art or does it represent a character from somewhere?
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>>36963531
I'm not sure how to go about looking for a GF on other boards, my dear Anon. It just seems awkward to click in interests and then ask if someone's a girl. I guess I'm looking for a GF but I seem kinda plain and plebish, I might be a porn addict but I don't have the stamina for it. That's what I meant.
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>>36963914
lesbians have a hard time getting laid because you go to an avg lezbar these days and it's full of transtrenders trying to get their dicks wet. and it's not like it was easy before the tranny bullshit blew up.
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>>36964123
In numbers? 5-6/10 on a good day. 4 or 5 on most. But really I'm not too sure about the numbers thing.

>>36964130
It's Elsa from Frozen, or rather the r9kElsa from a specific fanfiction, where's she's an autismo shut-in.
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>>36964247
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the lesbo club's two blocks down.
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>>36964247
Sucks to be average lmao, just look for bicurious girls. That's how I hook up most often but I'm pretty attractive I guess, idk if it'll work for you
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>>36964344
The eternal Stacy...
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>>36964344
I don't even want to hook up randomly, I actually want a qt gf that I love.
Yeah I'm aware that's apparently retarded and wildly unrealistic these days.
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>>36961435
Ironically hentai has it the wrong way round. Even a guy cumming a lot still only dispenses enough to fill a small cup, while a girl cumming can drench an entire mattress. I don't even know how it's physically possible in terms of how much spare liquid a body can hold.

>real cum
If a guy doesn't masturbate regularly and has a healthy diet/is fit then their cum can be pure white. Surprisingly though it also depends on how you orgasm, since a very strong with a well managed build up is a lot more opaque and solid looking.

The yellow sickly looking shit from hentai is fucking weird though. It's a few degrees darker than what cum actually looks like.
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>>36964344
Ree you can never know my suffering attractive one!!
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>>36964377
>I actually want a qt gf that I love.
Aww.. Maybe I was wrong about fembots. Maybe you aren't all smelly degenerates.
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>>36964404
Lol but all lesbians are either bull dykes or leftists
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>>36964404
Well I'm sure most of us are.

>>36964413
I'm femme and right of center I'd say. I always thought the bulldyke thing was just a cliche with Americans, the only other lesbians I know are both very pretty.
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>>36964413
>leftists
Maybe.

Lefty's are cute in their own way though. Naive, but they mean well.
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Is there anything more pure than the love between two fembots?
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>>36964470
my hatred of lesbians
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>>36964364
>>36964388
Eh, never been in a relationship if that counts. Too mentally unstable for anything lasting longer than a night or two.

>>36964377
That's the hard part really. Can't help with relationships, no experience of my own.

>>36964436
>>36964413
Left-wing here, not militant (no protests, dyed/shaved hair, etc) or whatever. All the lesbians I've met have also been left-wing but no bulldykes so far.
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>>36964484
Why do burnout Stacys crash fembot threads anyway?

Don't you get enough validation on /soc/ or reddit?
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>>36964470
>tfw only dyke among guys and bishits

>>36964484
>That's the hard part really
Yeah you can say that twice. But oh well. I get >tfw no gf every once in a while but overall I'm not in a hurry.

And yeah I understand why most lesbians would be left-leaning of course but I care more about economics than social issues and everything left of center in my country is absurdly retarded when it comes to money.
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>>36964521
/soc/ is just nudeswap and ratethread cancer, reddit's alright sometimes but I don't actually post anything.

>>36964536
Fair enough for that reason, what country're you from?
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>>36964769
Reddit is only good for fanfiction recs and r/gonewildaudio

>what country are you from
I'm from Austria.
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>>36961926
GIVE ME THE CUMMMIES
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>>36964536
>everything left of center in my country is absurdly retarded when it comes to money.
As if the center-right/right parties are much better. If FPOE ever gets a majority vote we are royally fucked in that regard.
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>>36964821
From Australia, that's close enough, right? Good taste in gonewildaudio, one of the few subs I'm subscribed to, along with the various specific NSFW subs that have hard to find content.
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>>36964413
>right leaner
>still couldn't vote for trump
>none of the other NRA members seemed to get he was a shit option
>gun range yesterday was all about how trumps making america great firing one person actually doing their job properly at a time
>can't have any political conversation with most femmes cause they're single issue voters and i'm siding with the bad guys who won't let us adopt kids or get a piece of paper with our names on it
>can only chat with dykes or range members about funs and politics
>they instantly assume i'm into them and get really pushy way to fast
>femmes that don't have an issue with my stances have an issue with my funs
>they very obviously somehow magically autoaim on cops, innocent bystanders, babies, kittens, and single mothers with their cop killer rounds and shoulder things that go up
>state sucks so bad even the reps wanted to get rid of my suppressors
>one femme i find in my entire state who's right leaning and likes guns is in a dedicated abusive relationship with a manipulative chad
>have yet to find a nice christian girl who's not straight yet within state lines
>will never have my right leaning, fun loving, ChristChan-esque gf who i can have meaningful conversations on our cities economic state
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>>36964870
You're very right, the FPOE is at least as bad as red/green. Coming from my family we've always voted black but honestly these days I'm fed up with pretty much all major parties. Silly me even had hope for the Neos.
But maybe Kurz won't be half-bad. I know him a bit, he's nice enough but he's a total party-aparatnik of course.
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>>36964970
>Christian
>Gay
Anon...
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>>36961317
>tf themed

BE MY TRANSFORMING GF.

Unironically.
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>>36964893
Definitely close enough.
Yeah true, it's decent for porn.
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>>36961225
>sort:score

anyone who does this is a normie
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>>36965028
>republican
>christian
>still gay
Its not some magical cure for the gay and i've lived in places where i could pick up some numbers off the other girls at the bakesale.
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>>36965015
>Coming from my family we've always voted black but honestly these days I'm fed up with pretty much all major parties.
Pretty much always voted green, but not out of conviction. The just appear to be handling the few positions they hold withing the gouvernment rather well, do well enough as the oposition, but I wouldn't want them as a ruling party in their current state. I do rather like VdB though.
>Silly me even had hope for the Neos.
A friend of mine had high hopes for them. Although he's more of a KPOE guy now.
>I know him a bit
Really?
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>>36962127
came here to say this desu
any sexy girls wanna do some nude sexy sex sex??
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>>36961317
I love team fortress porn but I think it's a bit gross if a straight woman's into it
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>>36961725
>yeah and I heard you can triple that at least with supplements

Tfw no horny fembot to buy supplements for and report my progress to.

This entire thread makes me glad they're as messed up as we are.
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>>36965340
VdB is the only Green I like and he's pretty far from today's greens.
>a friend of mine had high hopes for them
I came from the other side basically, my father supported them financially so he was invested in them doing well. I thought they were interesting at least at first.
>Really?
Yeah, my father knows his from God knows where because he knows everyone and my sister used to study Jus with him for a few semesters. I've just met him a few times at home parties or just around the city, he's a nice, smart guy but he's been in the OEVP for basically half his life. But I'm cautiously optimistic for now.
Also apparently he does really shit coke.
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>>36961225
>tfw friend (female) who is more addicted to porn than I am
>sends me links for us to fap to
>masturbates more times a day than I do

It's a weird feel
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>>36965440
>VdB is the only Green I like and he's pretty far from today's greens.
I know, which is sad. The way I see myself is as a kind of conservative liberal and he represented it rather well. With him gone I don't see myself represented anymore in todays political system, which just feeds my political apathy. I tried to stay informed and up to date, but the more you read, the more frustrated you get.
>he's been in the OEVP for basically half his life
...and you get nowhere in a party unless you are a yes-man sadly.
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>>36965493
Why is that so weird though? If she's horny a lot of course she could masturbate more than you, guys are done after one shot.
Or do you mean that she shares it with you?
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>>36965493
Should ask to join in maybe?
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I once met a really cute 16 year old Russian girl who was obsessed with anal porn

I have her number to this day
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>>36965532
Socially liberal, economically conservative?
Yeah, it's definitely frustrating. I mean it apparently is everywhere else, too, but Austria seems particularly driven into the mud.
>and you get nowhere in a party unless you are a yes-man sadly
True enough. But just today he's said he planned to reform the OEVP greatly and all that shebang. I'll believe it when I see it.
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>>36965570
Did you go for her?
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>>36961423
I've been seeing this robot girl who used to do exactly that. She pretended to be a gay guy online in addition to doing a fuckton of RP. Part of reason she did it was because she's a masochistic sub and male doms go way harder on male subs then female subs. Actually got people angry at her the few times she let slip she was a girl.
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>>36965591
All over the place in both regards.
I think liberalism has overshot in many regards socially. Economically I'd like to have wealth more evenly distributed, which is liberal, I think?
>But just today he's said he planned to reform the OEVP greatly and all that shebang.
Rev up those votes goy!
It would be nice to believe, but he's just a single guy, even if it was sincere.
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>>36965695

Actually i'm hyper-religious and she certainly wasn't interested in what I believe in, so I had to let her go. She was gorgeous, though, would have liked to.
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>>36965780
What does she believe? I'm not super religious but my parents are.
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>>36965795

She's technically Orthodox Russian Christian. Most Orthodox seem to barely know what they're even supposed to claim to believe, and she'd fall into that category. She was a pretty nice, empathetic person.
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>>36965700
That seems surprisingly common.

>>36965751
>I'd like to have wealth more evenly distributed, which is liberal, I think?
If by liberal you mean "fucking commie", then yes. Disgusting.
>Rev up those votes goy!
Well he is a politician after all. Maybe he's sincere but even so I doubt he'll change much.
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>>36965824
Where did you meet her? I want a girl like that. As long as she's a Christian.
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>>36965850
>If by liberal you mean "fucking commie", then yes. Disgusting.
Nah, I used to have an actual commie friend and I found his political beliefs rather comical.

Income should be more proportionate to a persons contribution, is all I'm saying.
I mean it's not (too) terrible (yet), but it could be, just look at the US. And with current trends we are slowly heading in that direction.
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>>36965958
>to a persons contribution
How do you decide that?
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>>36965958
I'm proud to say I don't know a single commie.

In all seriousness, of course income inequality is a problem but that's to be solved by more entrepreneurial freedom and market forces rather than government intervention and taxing the rich to death - or at least taxing them enough that they'd rather take their money elsewhere, which is already happening a bit.
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>tfw you will never develop a sexual relationship with a girl without either of you having been influenced by porn
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>>36966031
>that's to be solved by more entrepreneurial freedom and market forces
I don't see that happening ever.
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>>36966022
Well certainly not by that exponential approach we have now.
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>>36966056
>tfw you meet a cool artist girl online
>tfw she's a freak
>tfw you draw raunchy porn together and get off to it after and tell each other about it

Now that was some good shit MHM GOOD SHIT
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>>36966056
Obviously you have to date a qt Amish girl.

>>36966057
Honestly, who knows, but I think compared to most other countries, even in the West, we haven't got it that bad.
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>>36966119
I have an online friend who draws crazy good lez porn/smut too. She's not even gay, it's crazy.
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>>36966119
>>36966152
We need names, people.
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>>36966128
>Obviously you have to date a qt Amish girl.
Even if I did that, porn has corrupted me.
I will never be able to have that genuine, organic experience of discovering ourselves together.
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>>36966159
She doesn't have a tumblr or anything as far as I know, she posts a lot on /u/ though, in the Elsanna thread. I just kinda got talking to her about fanfiction and we became sorta friends.
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>>36966128
Which is what I said.
But we have a bad trend, otherwise SPOE wouldn't advertise with "We're the only party fighting for the middle class", which also encompasses all the working class living under the delusion that they are middle class and we have a lot of those.
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>>36966248
The SPOE would advertise anything if they thought it got them votes though, I don't think that's showing any larger trend.
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>>36961225
My setup is that I open a second window on Chrome, open some tabs in Pornhub, Paheal, or a variety of far more sketchy sites and start looking things up that catch my fantasy. I do that at the start of every day and keep the window minimized until I need to use it. I usually run into the problem of all the tabs becoming so small I can't see the site's icon anymore, which makes it more difficult to navigate. I keep that window there the whole day and add or subtract to it on the whim.

I usually gouge my meat I'd say maybe five or six times daily on average. Some days are less if I have obligations, which have become pretty rare now, but on bad days I easily reach double digits.

It feels so fucking good, dude. Especially the first one of the day, if you edge yourself for half an hour or so. I'm willing to bet all my money that real sex can't compete. One just before bed is also really good to help falling asleep.

If that makes me an addict, so be it.
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>>36966308
I mean they wouldn't advertise with this if the populace wouldn't hold the sentiments that the middle class was shrinking.

Of course they aren't proving anything, but there are actual institutes measuring these kinds of things with indexes and such and it's been a trend for a long time now.
Surely you don't think the situation of the average Joe is improving, right?
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>>36966313
good lord, anony
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>>36966313
Not even going to upload a video?
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>>36966313
I wish I had a GF to gouge her meat..
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>>36966376
No, I'm aware Joe Average hasn't had a great increase in real income compared to inflation and the interest rates are at a record low, etc etc.
But that doesn't mean anything the SPOE says or does is right, that's all I'm saying.
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>>36966313
Same setup.
Sex can absolutely be better by a fucking mile though it does rely on the competency of others.
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>>36966484
And I agree with you.
Maybe I shouldn't have brought it up and just stuck to the institutes. People are going to complain either way after all.
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>>36966568
Complaining about politics is everyone's favorite pastime after all.
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>>36966313
>gouge my meat
This is the most disgusting and arousing thing I have read today
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tfw normal catholic girl at mass every week then I get off to filthy clips4sale clips
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>>36966709
Let me flick ur bean lol
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>>36966709
Repent, you dirty skank.
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you can make OC right anon
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>>36961242
Why not both? nhentai is better organized and easier to browse, and both frequently have works that the other lacks.
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>>36966633
Not mine usually, because I know that my opinions on that topic are completely uneducated and it makes me a hyprocryte, because I hate people spouting uneducated opinions.
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>>36966709
L-lets be Catholic dykes together.

>>36966767
Eh, honestly politics isn't my favorite topic either, but it seems to be pretty much unavoidable especially lately.
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Used to be addicted to making it but I can go ages without watching. And I'm really picky about it now. Nothing fake. Like real genuine couples, not too attractive, fat bellies, hair. Real moans. Usually shot on phones
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>>36966830
>dyke
Ew.
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>>36966866
Alright, let's be totally hetero friends who masturbate together, jeez.
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>>36966895
>Failed dyke normie
Ew
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>>36966830
>but it seems to be pretty much unavoidable especially lately.
True, with the satus quo having gone for as long as it has.

Funnily enough it seems much more prevalent online than in meatspace. People still seem to be scared to be pidgeonholed/shunned for their political beliefs. I had friends unironically say "Wahlgeheimnis" when asked who they voted for.
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>>36966920
>failed dyke
Well if successful dykes have sex, yeah.
>normie
Not really tbqh with you senpai

>>36966923
You just know those all voted blue and are afraid to say so. They're not just fags they're cowards too.
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>>36966959
>You just know those all voted blue and are afraid to say so.
Doubt it. One guy was more likely to vote for the communist party and the other one was probably SPOE/OEVP probably voting "because my parent's vote for them too" and didn't want to look like a tool.

I'm nore sure I could even be friend with somebody who unironically votes blue.
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>>36966397
Trust me when I say I am not an attractive masturbator. I get really into it and tense up, on top of making faces/noise. It's not an arousing site.
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>>36967123
>I am not an attractive masturbator
Same. I can't do it in normal positions. Is something wrong with me?
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>>36966959
>Not really tbqh with you senpai
You sure?
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>>36967042
Voting whatever your parents vote is pretty classic here I would say, yeah.
I find it harder and harder to talk with friends about politics honestly. Thankfully I don't have a lot.

>>36967123
>>36967144
I honestly think rarely anyone looks hot during masturbation, it's pretty primal. Making faces and whimpering and spazzing out like a retard.
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>>36967268
>I find it harder and harder to talk with friends about politics honestly.
Usually it's either uneducated opinions, or being brainwashed by one party or another (and uneducated opinions), so I like to stay out of it.
>Thankfully I don't have a lot.
Oh you. Same.
At least the people at my university don't seem to talk about it, which is pretty nice, even if they aren't any more than colleagues.

Being an INFP I'd rather talk about muh feels anyway, but can't do that without having a good friend. Or nerd shit, but I feel like those kind of people are rare in most university settings as well.
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>>36967123
Pls be my silly face gf, I want to take photos and clips of your face :)
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>>36967483
>at least the people at my university don't seem to talk about it
Lucky you, I study finances and philosophy (if I do go to classes that is) and all people talk about is politics it seems. Horrible shit.

>INFP
I haven't taken the smart people horoscope in a few years but I was INTJ I believe. No idea what that means though.
For nerd shit there's always the Internet.
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>>36967673
>Lucky you, I study finances and philosophy (if I do go to classes that is) and all people talk about is politics it seems. Horrible shit.
I've dont anthropology for a while, so I know your pain. It's also full of people with a messiah complex and stuck-up idealists.
>For nerd shit there's always the Internet.
Not the same. I'd like to have a few fellow wizards in training and fa/tg/uys to hang out with.
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>>36967827
Isn't there any stuff like that at uni though? I know an old friend from school found a D&D or DSA or something group through the uni system.
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>>36967929
Maybe. Probably. You'd have to know where to look. Nothing there at our black board at least.
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>>36967974
I'm no expert either, sorry. I figure maybe asking at Studentpoint or looking online.
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Seriously fembots don't fucking exist , all people trying to pass off as a fembot is just a faggot roleplaying
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>>36968019
Oh well, there is a D&D board for austria and they are looking for new player in vienna semi-regularely.

Actually got in a boardgame group playing more serious boardgames just today, although having a quick look at their facebook profiles made them all look like normies.
Can give it a try at least.
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>>36968099
Well, that's promising at least.
And normies aren't avoidable anywhere, although I figured D&D would at least be mostly somewhat normie-free.
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>>36968307
>I figured D&D would at least be mostly somewhat normie-free.
Eh, there are plenty people playing "for fun" meaning "ruining every campaign with constant fooling around, making sure the plot never goes anywere", making everybody who actually takes it somewhat seriously miserable.

They treat it like just another social gathering and the P&P/boardgames are just a pretext to get drunk and fool around. It was the reason why I quit my last boardgame group (that and because half of the members were quite a lot of members were 5 years younger than me and really immature).
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>>36968453
Yeah I know what you mean. I used to have a writing/reading group that was pretty much the same, it just ended in drinking usually.
Most uni gatherings usually go that way though, which is why I don't attend a lot.
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>>36968560
I don't mind drinking. They just have to be the right people, out of which there aren't too many.

It's weird how having few friends and being an indoors person seems to have made me picky in that regard. Used to try to tag along everywhere when I was a kid.
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>>36968639
I don't mind it either, I just don't drink a lot usually because I have migraines.
Yeah, I think people generally get pickier about who they spend time with after trying desperately to be popular at school, it just stops being important - or its less important than actually getting along with someone.
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>>36968808
>it just stops being important - or its less important than actually getting along with someone.
It's a vicious circle. On one hand I feel miserable being alone, on the other hand I feel miserable when being with people I don't particularely like.

Cloning technology can't advance fast enough.
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>>36968882
You can't fool me anon, you just want to fuck your clone.
I can't blame you, she'd know all my kinks.
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>>36968919
Can't argue with that, as long as it's a genderbent clone.
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>>36968969
>as long as it's a genderbent clone
Then it's not really a clone though, is it?
Also ew, hetero.
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>>36969026
>Then it's not really a clone though, is it?
With sufficient technology, it is.
>Also ew, hetero.
I'm already enough of a special sowflake :^)
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>>36969083
Yeah, time to wait for actual cloning I guess, male or female. I wouldn't mind a qt clone to get touchy-feely with.
>I'm already enough of a special snowflake
Well yeah but being gay wouldn't change that much. Unless you start flaunting it like a huge fag.
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>>36969178
>Unless you start flaunting it like a huge fag.
I'm INFP, I'm already a huge fag.
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>>36969226
Well yeah but not like an actual, literal fag.
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be my extreme porn gf
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>>36969268
According to my father I might as well be.
Although I'm actually quite happy with my personality, I just need to find some people who appreciate it as well.
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>>36969344
I'm crossing my fingers for you anon. Not that that's worth much.
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>>36969420
It's gonna work out.
If not, I'll have a comfy job with lots of money to spend on videogames and hookers.

Same to you in your lesbian endeavours.
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>>36969461
Thanks, although I'm not sure there are lesbian hookers actually.
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>>36961225
>nothing mom
>fuck
>i don't know it must be mic feedback
Whoever made this knows their stuff
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>>36969507
I'm pretty sure there are plenty who offer the service both sides, many of which probably aren't even lesbian themself.

After all enjoying it isn't a job requirement and doing a chic is probably more pleasant than a creepy fat dude.
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I save a lot of porn, and draw erotic stuff but I've been nofap for around 4 years now. Can't say I've ever "used" porn, but like the look of the soft, airy artsy stuff like pic related.
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>>36969560
Well yeah but sleeping with a woman who's had guys before is a no-go for me.
But yeah I'd assume it's nicer for the girl.
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>>36965700
I-I need to meet a girl like this, right away.
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>>36969728
>Well yeah but sleeping with a woman who's had guys before is a no-go for me.
Guys are icky, I can't blame you.
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>>36961705
Yeah I'm trying to drop the hentai so maybe, just maybe, I'll find someone who won't be "vanilla" and I'll have toned down all my shit.
The prpblem is like weight gain (mostly vreast and ass expansion), bimbo, and cowgirls. Kind of hard finding replacements for a combination of things that only exists in 2D.
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>>36969760
They sure are. I hear they have cooties too.
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>>36969811
Oh well, gonna see if my shitty laptop can run Dwarf Fortess. New PC should arrive in a week.

See you around. Write me if you feel like it.
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>>36970028
I thought every toaster can run Dwarf Fortress.
Also how would I write you, I don't think you've given me a way to contact you.
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>>36970071
>I thought every toaster can run Dwarf Fortress.
It's actually pretty CPU intensive, since it not only simulates your fortress, but the whole world around it and the actions and accomplishment of any sentient creature on it.
I think it also only uses a single core, so older CPUs with fewer but more powerful cores would have an advantage.

Toaster only aplies if you run tiny worlds and tiny forts with few dwarves, but that's not any fun.
>Also how would I write you, I don't think you've given me a way to contact you.
Yes you do, we shared KiK a month or so ago.
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>>36961225
I love gay porn and roleplaying as a gay guy online
>tfw you'll never be a chad and make cute boys squirm from pain during anal
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>>36970151
Oh right. I've never played it, I just know it's an old, endless game but didn't know any specifics.

>we shared kik a month ago
Oh right. I wasn't sure it was you at first.

>>36970212
This is strangely common, at least I've heard it from quite some girls.
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>>36970299
>I just know it's an old, endless game
Not old since not even finished yet (version 0.43) and maybe never will be (guy has been working on it since 2002). Guy is a mathematician, so there's a lot of autistic attention to detail (with more added every single update). People keep joking that you need a supercomputer to run it at full capacity.
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>>36970366
Then I had a completely wrong idea of that game. I figured it was like a minecrafty thing.
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>>36970421
Minecraft has probably stolen quite a lot of it's ideas from it, but they are nothing alike.

It's like a city management sim, just that you manage a fortress instead, with more focus on the individual characters, who their own character traits and needs. The whole thing is embeded in a quite ambitious world simulation.

Aaaaand my laptop shits itself at world generation, which means it will be more trouble than it's worth. I either get Rimworld, which is Dwarf Fortress for dummies, spend hours looking for something interesting on Steam and will probably fail or get drunk and continue marathoning Dr. House. None of these options are very appealing to me right now.

I just need my PC fix...
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>>36970557
I definitely recommend getting drunk and watching House, I'm halfway through the eight season now and it's getting gruesome. Wilson is such a poor sod.
Interesting games are difficult. I kinda liked Aragami lately.
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>>36970643
I'm already at the end of season four. I'm marathoning this way too hard and I'll just be depressed once it's over, because I don't want it to be over.
>I kinda liked Aragami lately.
I feel bad about not finishing Mark of the Ninja, which appears to be a game in a similar vein.
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>>36969793
Cowgirls eh? I can live with that.
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>>36965893
>christian
>anal
it's a sin, mate
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>>36970739
It's the same with every good show but luckily there's a lot to watch. I've been watching the X-Files, that's 10 seasons, with the 20 episodes a 40 minutes each. Pretty good timesink.
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>>36970773
Yeah, so what? Any sex that isn't in the vagina is practically a sin.
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There are no such thing as fembots
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>>36970766
I listed the fetishes but really there's only specific aspects about them that I like and not the whole thing. I fucking hate literal udders and that shit. Horns and tail is fine, but it's more about being bred and milked.
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>>36970805
Anything not expressively for procreation is a sin.
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>>36970796
Well yes, 8 season is a lot, with 24 episodes, 30-40 minutes each. For a normal person. Not a junkie like me ;_;

Guess I'll find myself some good tearjerker drama afterwards, because I enjoy tearing and wish I could do so more often.
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>>36970864
You should watch Gilmore Girls .
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>>36970907
Joke's on you, I did when it originally aired on TV. Also Greys Anatomy and that series about that single father doctor, whose edgy teenage son is in love with a girl out of his league whose boyfriend eventually falls in a coma.
You may want to reconsider that gay statement.
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>>36971060
You get ten points for Gilmore Girls but Grey's Anatomy was pretty bad desu famalam.
I mean I've never really seen more than a few episodes but I know a lot of my friends used to go on about it.
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>>36971130
>Grey's Anatomy was pretty bad desu famalam.
Never said it was good. The characters were unlikeable, their actions and motives laughable.

It just had a spot in the late night primtime and I watched it in my self inflicted insomnia. And I want to hatefuck Meredith that stupid cheating bitch.
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>>36971267
I've watched a lot of bad TV just for the girls desu.
But Gilmore Girls is just the right sweet spot between cute TV and cute girls. Rory was my first crush.
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>>36971303
Plenty people do.
>Rory was my first crush.
Good taste desu. 2pure.
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>>36971357
Forehead-chan a cute. CUTE!
When she showed her boobs in Mad Men I cheered for my 15yo self so hard.
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>>36966709
http://www.vatican.va/archive/ccc_css/archive/catechism/p3s2c2a6.htm
i understand the temptations of pornography but sex was made for the marriage bed. if you have lusts control yourself until you marry a catholic man then you may express your sexuality with him as god intended>>36966830
>catholic
>dykes
pick one
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>>36971399
Damn, I now have to figure out how that other show was called. I owe it to my 14 year old self to actually finish it.
Girl was also pretty cute there.
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>>36971433
Alright, dykes interested in Catholicism.

>>36971452
The new one? Yeah. I honestly didn't like it all that much and it ended abruptly (and not very satisfyingly imo) but yeah.
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>>36971491
No I mean
>that series about that single father doctor, whose edgy teenage son is in love with a girl out of his league whose boyfriend eventually falls in a coma.
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>>36971491
>>36971521
Found it. I think it's Everwood.
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>>36971521
>>36971551
Oh, yeah. That doesn't ring a bell for me.
Anyway I'll go make myself healthy pizza-burgers because I make good life decisions and then watch some more House, I think. Night anon.
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>>36971571
>pizza-burgers
Are you one of the few people that actually likes those?

Good night. I think I'll do the same.
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>>36971602
God help me, I do. My sister shits on my taste constantly but sometimes I really crave awful, fatty food.
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>>36961225

There was a thread about this the other day and I posted.

I'm the 21 year old female shut in with 50GB of porn saved. 10+k of it being hentai/furry images.
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>>36971687
I don't dislike fast food at all, but those pizza burgers had a really odd taste.
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>>36971753

what genres of hentai do you have other than furry?

I'm male with 30 gb of hentai. If we have similar tastes maybe we could share.
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>>36971753
>10GB pics of hentai and furry
Tomoko pls
Really, that's commitment though. What kinda hentai?

>>36971761
I dislike most of it but sometimes I just get cravings like a fast food slut. I dunno, I like the burgers, but then again it's not like I can cook anything but noodles anyway.
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>>36971857
>then again it's not like I can cook anything but noodles anyway.
I know that feel. And everytime I try I get frustrated and how the never sell ingredients in "one guy"-packages, but "at least me and my gf"-packages, so I either need to cook too much, or the leftovers go bad and I need to throw them out.
Fucking normies.
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>>36971973
Yeah, thank goodness I have a sister who can cook and doesn't mind cooking for me too.
Single food seems to be mostly fast food stuff anyway yeah.
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No, porn is a jewish industry and I don't want to support that.
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>>36971857
>>36971834

Folders for everything. Cum and facial are really big, but so is doggystyle and condom.
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>>36972179
Are you just hoarding or do you actually get off to it? I always found just pictures kinda difficult unless I imagine a whole story but that's just me.
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>>36972250

I get off on it usually once a day.
I'm always on gelburoo and stuff finding new things.
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>>36972179

Are you into nakadashi/creampies by any chance (w/ or w/o x-ray)?
Any /ss/?
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>>36972286
Fair enough,that seems fun.
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>>36972340

Creampies and xray have whole folders.

I dont know what ss is.
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>>36961225
Does any femanon want a fap partner?

I don't want noods or anything. I just want to trade porn with someone creative and occasionally tease. I'm not really an alpha male though.

wew I am lonely
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>>36972438
Adding that by porn I don't mean 3D.
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>>36972438
You mean just someone to share porn with, without me having to get naked?
Depends on the stuff you like I guess.
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>>36972434

>Creampies and xray have whole folders.

Let's share contacts right now.
This is one of my biggest things. I've been scouring a lot of pixiv stuff for this and I've a lot of really good stuff.

/ss/ is straight shota, never mind.
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>>36972483
I don't want your nudes, don't worry.

CoC is pretty much almost everything I'm into and more. Wew suddenly I'm feeling shy.

What are you into?
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>>36961225
Written and drawn porn, yes. But it's less of a sexual addiction and more of an addiction to the relaxing nature of reading fanfiction. It takes zero brainpower to read, you have a pre-existing emotional investment in the characters, and it provides a lot of gratification. A good fic with well written smut and a lot of sexual tension is the most satisfying porn in existence.

Regular porn, especially professional, is gross to me on many levels. The unappealing actors and content that are usually aimed at men, the inherent fakeness of it, the lack of any emotional connection with what's happening, and the unethical nature of the porn industry that I just can't support are the main reasons. Amateur porn is a bit better but I still don't care for it.
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>>36972537
I'm more or less vanilla I guess. BDSM, siscest, mutual masturbation.
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>>36972578
I like those things but I'm into some weirder stuff I guess.

>>36972542
> the inherent fakeness of it, the lack of any emotional connection with what's happening, and the unethical nature of the porn industry
That's the reason I can't get off to 3DPD.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HeFhAK-MDs4 papa bless this thread.
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>>36972634
Tell me about the weirder stuff pls.
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Why am I not shocked that all girls get off to gangbang/rape/bdsm?
You're proving yourselves to be whores. Not smart!
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>>36972665
GET THE FUCK OOOUUUT WITH YOUR SHIT
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>>36972689
possession, tf, eggs, parasite, slime, latex, bdsm, traps, grow, shrink, size diff, ownership, romance, incest, multiples, milk, etc.

Kill me.
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>>36969760
>>36969760
>she doesn't want to lick a mans cum out of a woman
Disgusting
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>>36972715
What did you think we'd get off to, missionary for the sole purpose of procreation or creepy shit like that?

>>36972744
That's pretty nice broad tastes anon.
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>>36972729
>don't post a song relevant to subject because reddit likes the artist
No,you get out
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>>36972744
>>36972927
I don't know. Something that's not slutty
Would you like it if I raped you with my 6.5 inch dick?
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>>36972927
Robots have a Madonna/whore complex about us, just another reason I'd prefer a normie with my fetishes
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>>36972434

So how about it?
I can give you my contacts and share some of the best creampie/cum stuff out there with you.
No nudes, no other strings attached.
What this guy proposed, essentially:
>>36972483

I also know Japanese, so if you find any foreign text on a drawing or doujin you like, I can help.
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>>36973027
>a normie with my fetishes
what are your fetishes miss
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>>36973027
Or you just feel entitled to every attractive man's dick
Get the fuck off this board you don't belong here
Fuck you dumb stupid slut
I wish it was legal to beat women to near death
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>>36972542
I used to know this fat girl who was horribly addicted to fanfiction to the point that she didn't do any of her university work and got kicked out of uni. She read mostly harry potter fanfiction, and a lot of it did involve sexual stories, much of which was gay.

That wasn't you, was it?
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>>36973045
I'm >>36961317 from last night

>>36973062
as a tip, you're showing exactly why I won't date robots
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>>36973009
What would not be slutty for you, anon? What kinda stuff would I be allowed to get off in your perfect world?
Also no to the D, but because I'm a dyke.

>>36973029
>what this guy proposed
This guy wasn't a guy actually but I'm just passing through.
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>>36973166
>I'm a dyke.
>>>/lgbt/
Stop attention whoring all the dick here dyke.
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>>36973118
Yeah, that's the reason...... stupid bitch still thinks she belongs here
Go back to where you belong >>>/soc/

>>36973166
Hmm.. how about stop watching porn you dyke? You should just exist
We need to remove the conscience of every female
Just have them tied to bed for pleasure and reproduction.
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>>36973166

>This guy wasn't a guy actually but I'm just passing through.

Yes, I misquoted.
I'm a quote failure.
That's just what I am, don't judge me for it.

I meant
>>36972438
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>>36973207
I'm not attentionwhoring anyone's dick, trust me.

>>36973217
Your fantasies are kinda cute in a weird, Rodgery way.
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>>36961435
Sometimes when i cum its like that but its not like i cum buckets
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>>36973091
I know you're not being serious but fanfiction is a ridiculously popular thing, there are probably lots of girls like that. The gay HP fanfic is accurate for me at least.
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>>36972927
>That's pretty nice broad tastes anon.
Thanks. I developed most of them just thinking about what others probably see in them.

Still weird though.
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>>36973337
Who cares if it's weird, it's porn. Porn can and should be weird. It's a personal/private thing for a reason.
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>>36973315
Actually I am serious. She didn't do anything but read fanfiction.

Not going to say I'm any better. I'm horribly addicted to vidya. But goddamn I fucking love it.
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>>36973091
>>36973315
Yeah I'm pretty sure fanfiction/erotica is the #1 thing girls get off to, at least it definitely is for me.
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>>36973376
Hentai and whatever for me is a way to interface with fantasy some way, but feel some of it. Like daydreaming about slaying dragons but you end up it's broodwhore instead.

Am I a faggot yet.
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>>36973467
Everyone here is, I've gotten off to some pretty weird stuff too. Or at least stuff that would alienate/shock everyone I know.
For example I probably take the whole siscest thing a little bit too seriously.
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>>36973467
Dragons are a great fetish anon you have good taste.
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>>36973403
I used to know a girl who would always talk about shipping me with this guy I used to compete with in the same community for competitions, we were both so passionate about beating each other that we were nearly gay for each other, seriously, was obsessed with that kid and vice versa.

It used to make her vagina salivate.
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>>36973538
They are, it's like the pinnacle of fantasy.

Honestly I find that image romantic. fapped to it before

>Not being the part of something greater than yourself that is used to love others.
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>>36973550
That's pretty classic. Fight Club gay is probably a kink for a lot of girls - after all, the opposite exists too, seems like a ton of guys just love the idea of girls getting touchy-feely in the showers after training, although that's (regrettably) probably as likely as guys getting up to the same.
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>>36973403
It's not even just a porn thing, reading and writing fic is a really popular hobby for female fans of anything. There's loads of it with no sex at all.
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>>36973530
>For example I probably take the whole siscest thing a little bit too seriously.
You can't not elaborate on that.
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>>36973726
Yeah, definitely. But at least as much is porn, and most of it also written by girls, which, to me, is pretty great since most "actual" porn is very male-centered for obvious reasons.

>>36973766
Just a certain, say, odd interest in my sister. N-nothing serious.
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>>36973631
It seems like it's not even the touchy feely that's being enjoyed but rather the passion, build up, interactions, deep sexual appreciation of all sorts of male-centric personality traits that they're supposed to be blind to.

>Literally novel length sexless fics are shat out every week in just appreciation of men operating their personality features.

Which is funny considering fembots get sold as shallow whores.
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>>36973893
>Just a certain, say, odd interest in my sister. N-nothing serious.
Wew, if this was an anime you would have bathed and slept together as kids.
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>>36973935
Yeah, I think good fics are almost character studies (preferably with some smut mixed in). I admittedly don't really read any male-centric fics but I sure it holds true there as well.

>>36973973
If my life was anime I would've confessed to her in ecstatic stutter after she caught me in the shower and then we live happily ever after.
As it is, I'm just happy we get along really well. I don't want to lose that.
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>>36961258
You can call me "Outis", if you like.
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