/britfeel/ proud wagecucks voting corybn edition

first for greggs

can't be fucked with tomorrow.

When I was a NEET I didn't vote labour

I love traps more than real girls desu

what are we up to lads?

orginal comment number 2

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hmmmmmmmm

yes


quite

>>36874022

Contemplating going to the casino with my 40 bong bookie winnings

watching alan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl-FdVM9LtM

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Milk Cat 40

>tfw can't use Internet and watch telly at the same time

Feels like the 90s but without the good music

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Anyone in Northampton or Milton Keynes fancy going out?

>pic related

what you lads been up to since finishing work then? all I've done is play battlefield 1 on ps4

I desire girls
But girls are not sexually attracted to me

It's not fair

Woke up today with a really sore back and now it hurts to breathe in too deep

Am i dying?

>>36874097
Rape is the answer anon

>>36874097
Maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight?
Original

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>>36874097

I dream of translating St Elliot's holy scripture into Chinese one day, so that Chinese robots can read his literary work.

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>tfw I got a boner when I saw how much blood she took out
I've also decided to do 30 squats every night and whenever I get dubs so I can be like my role model, Chun-Li.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH7cEIUtWMU

Damn, Elliott's dad is suspicious... potential psychopath/narcissist.

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Corbyn will win

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>>36874097
Become a bottom for Chinese men

>>36873862
I love comrade Corbyn and his lovely progressive tax

Got an MMO mouse for WoW tanking lads, kind of excited

>>36874141
I'm stealing this dubs idea. But whenever I get dubs I'll do a Max set of pull ups

>>36874178
>playing WoW
>current year
shygddt

>>36874167
Are there people who actually think this? I am voting lepoor but I don't honestly think anyone not even corbyn will win a majority government

only rennies will cure my stomach pain. Doesn't stop the constant burping and lack of appetite though.

should probably go the doctor desu. I'm losing weight.

>inb4 cancer

scared lads.

>>36874134
please pretend to be my gf

>>36874125
Some mudslime probably did it, I'd contact the EDL to have it checked out m8

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>>36874140

Translate 'My Twisted World' into Chinese

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Was my gf's birthday today boys, great day, she said it was the best one so far.

I know its only monday but it looks like Im about to have a great week. What about the rest of you? Are things looking bright or not so much?

>>36874195
mummy may will because all the floating votes seem to keep saying 'muh strong leadership going into brexit'

>>36874134
hehehehe

yes

Want to do a colonial excursion to another board I'd never usually go on, any suggestions on underrated boards?

>>36874198
Literally cancer bud, go to your doctor and if it is terminal suicide at your local paki district

>>36874229

Pretty bright, wont 40 bong in the bookies, got a railcard and a parallel text of stories in Chinese/English

Thinking of going to the casino later

>>36874141
Whenever I get dubs I'll wank

>>36874193
I'm 25 but never gave in to the hype when the WoW hype was at it's peak. I'm enjoying it immensely, apparently they dumbed it down which is great because I'm a tard

I hate May and the tories in general and will be voting labour, mostly because my local labour mp is actually pretty good. But i do think she would probably be better than Corbyn at getting a good deal in Brexit

>>36874141
oh yeah, post waifus. I forgot about that.

>>36874264
/his/ is pretty good after it got over its /pol/2.0 phase

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>>36874264

/diy/ is seriously underrated, but as a courtesy please don't shitpost.

If you wanna go shitpost /lit/, I'd gladly help you

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Hey /britfeel/
Is /int/ a red board now?

>less than 50 posts in and half the anons are trying to start political discussion

Hopefully it burns out before real NEET hours.

scared for my birthday
don't want it to be my birthday

>>36874229
Good to hear it man, I hope you made that shit special for her. Weeks looking okay, probs just going to be mundane like the rest but there's hope... right??

>>36874266
don't scare me anon.

I don't want to die.

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>>36874280
Idk, this whole strong leadership thing is a bit silly I think. May has managed to antagonize half of the continent, which can only be bad for us. So long as the competent blairite faction handled brexit whilst corbyn chose the direction of domestic issues I reckon things would be at least a bit better.

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WHO WANTS TO GAMBLE WITH ME!

>>36874229
>gf's birthday
>you're here at 11pm

Lad...

you lads over here are alright actually

>>36874377
ta, lad
orginal

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finally found some appropriate desktop wallpaper

>>36874367
She goes bed early on weekdays because she wakes up early in the morning. Thats the only time I really go on here

>>36874377
The second half of your post is meant to say where you're about to shoot up

>>36874307
I went on /diy/ when it was first made. Do they still argue about the practicalities of shipping container housing?

>>36874307
Also used to go to /lit/ but there were some notorious mods that were really hard on deleting threads/censoring discussion of things they didn't personally like, is that still the case?

I hope burgeranon comes and drops by sometime, he was seriously alright for a yank

>>36874396
That's fantastic lad. Comfy and feely.

>>36874377
don't go into school tomorrow

>>36874363
why don't you get gambleanon to go with you?

>>36874400
Lad... did you even send her to bed wet?

any you lads seen the new season of the last kingdom? any good?

>>36874201
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS TAKE SO LONG TO REPLY TO MY TEXTS. I HATE YOU WE'RE FINISHED

>>36874405
>I went on /diy/ when it was first made. Do they still argue about the practicalities of shipping container housing?

I only go on about once a month when my house has some issue, but yeah, they still go on about living in a shipping container, kek.

>>36874405
>Also used to go to /lit/ but there were some notorious mods that were really hard on deleting threads/censoring discussion of things they didn't personally like, is that still the case?

Haven't been on it in almost a year, at one point even saying 'Elliot Rodger' or posting his picture resulted in a ban.

Outside of that, It's not a board for discussing literature, it's a cult for a group of people who have read a 'core' 50 books.

Yo! I am a leaf and I recently got accepted at Cambridge for my masters in economics or I could go to RICE in the US, so lads how hard would it be for a Canadian to integrate into British society ? Are commonwealths seen as bad or are they well liked?

Lads, I have devised the perfect workout for the autisie. I'm too awkward and anxious to go to a gym to lift, and too poor to order weights, so I have turned to the fabled chair work out. Using my unique abilities, I have created no less than 11 different lifts and shuffles that somewhat make my arms hurt. Highlighs include the chair-leg shuffle and the one that really hurts my back. I am the next generation of winner.

>>36874455
nah lad you ever watch that show the 10th kingdom tho hahah that was a classic tho

>>36874445
We fucked earlier because like I said, she went to bed like an hour ago and I'm having my britfeel posting time

>>36874437

I think he lives too far away, I'd certainly be up for it, but also wouldn't want to encourage him

>>36874487
get out cancuck

>>36874487

Go to burger school, it'd suit you better.

>>36874487
Go to Cambridge, more respected in the international community.

>>36874198
>tfw rennies do nothing and now on the gaviscon
probably should go to the doctors

>>36874545
you in the same boat anon?

how long you been like this?

>>36874478
>Outside of that, It's not a board for discussing literature, it's a cult for a group of people who have read a 'core' 50 books.

It's the same as any interest board on 4chan; a sense of elitism and superiority derived from barely understanding things they don't really like.

That's why broad threads like britfeel are so comfy, the only topic of discussion is our feels and daily lives and it's nigh on impossible to be elitist about that.

>how hard would it be for a Canadian to integrate into British society ?
just don't be a cunt and be up for banter
>Are commonwealths seen as bad or are they well liked?
nobody really gives a shit as long as you've got good banter and you're not a cunt

>>36874487
every woman I've met who studied at Cambridge is a massive lesbian (Literally 8 women, it's starting to get weird)

>>36874558
I mean its always been bad but now I'm on 4+ bottles of the stuff a week, might be the alcoholism.

>>36874512
Commonwealth though applies to generals as well
>>36874525
I am not sure it is south bible belt kida area
>>36874526
I guess that makes a lot of sense
>>36874577
Good thing I am a girl in fact fantastic

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>>36873862
Mixed race population booming edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

White boys wont DARE pick a fight with you

*intimidates white boy*

You get to fuck EVERY whiTe girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful big black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36874565
>implying we aren't massive crisp elitists

>>36874592

least you have a nice clear cause like alcohol anon.

I'd probably guess the ale is giving your GERD or peptic ulcers.

get yourself to GP and they'll scope you and test for H. pylori.

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>tfw crushingly lonely

>>36874604
>Commonwealth though applies to generals as well
wrong
britfeel is for; ethnic, cultural and geographic british feels

>Leftist friend travelling to Paris today
>Tell him that I wouldn't risk it
>He thinks I'm blowing it out of proportion
>Eurostar station in Paris is currently being evacuated

I look forward to being smug when I next see him

Just watched that Nightcrawler on BBC iPlayer.
Cracking film, I really recommend it.

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>>36874287
I think my ban got lifted

>>36874455
Read the books, so much better

>>36874655
Is he /ourguy/?
t

>>36874623
Cheers for the advice lad, I will do eventually just keep putting it off. Do think shite stomachs run in the family though my parents are always popping rennies too.

>>36874649
hahaha cheeky

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>>36874656
Hype. Did you appeal it?
>>36874649
Really? Link?

>>36874649
I'm getting secondary smug from just reading this post. Savour it mate.

>>36874648
>British
You mean posh feels? Although fuck cancucks

>>36874655

nightcrawler is the definite depiction of a sociopath in a film.

Incredible. I've never felt so creeped out by someones acting before. Felt like the fucker was in the room with you.

ive been chatting to a bird for a few days. im thinking about asking her out for a pint. when should i ask?

>>36874722

hey bb u wan sum pint?

>>36874696
Yes, but the appeal got denied. Don't know why I got unbanned but the ban was unjust. 30 days for vpn/proxy exit nodes but I don't use proxies or vpns.

>>36874722
If you have money anytime, if you don't never

>>36874709
britfeel is /aristocratic/ didn't you know?
wait, you're not, dare i say it; a pleb
are you?

last of my beer
no money for more

kmn

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>go to spoons with normie friends
>these girls we know come with us
>they all give me the usual pleasantries but always seem much more interested in my friends
>new girl with them I've never met but we got on really well and I'm back home talking to her now making plans for just the two of us

I've got weekly therapy sessions starting what do I tell my boss?

>>36874720
I wonder if a sociopath knows there's something wrong with them.

Got the life is the best Korn song
>debate me one on one

>>36874779
talking to her while glued to your phone
yeah ok

>>36874786

I'd say they probably 100% know they are different. If they are intelligent enough they'll use it to their advantage and excel in society. See CEOs in business.

If not they'll just end up in prison for petty crime.

>>36874779
Grats mate, now fuck off (you) cunt

>>36874812
I'm not sure what you mean lad, I wasn't on my phone

>>36874783
I'd open with that

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>>36874141
>>36874287
I've kind of got nothing funny to say. Really just posting my waifu for the sake of it. Sort of mechanical now.

Might do a wank.

>>36874827
So you're sat at your PC making posts on /r9k/ and she's just what? Sat there watching?

>>36874786

They eventually realise that they see things differently from others, yes.

>>36874828
>admitting to my coworkers I am an actually spastic. The harpies would never stop their chirping.

>>36874843
I'm talking to her on normiebook lad, we've all gone home

>>36874843
Are you on the spectrum mate

>>36874861
Oh how the little piggies will grunt when they hear how the old boar suffered

>>36874861
I thought you said your boss
you don't need to hold a staff meeting

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>>36874861
Your boss has to respect the disability that you just disclosed. If he tells the rest of your co-workers it could have legal ramifications. Perhaps mention something to do with disability disclosure in the email that you send him?

>>36874141
Anon when I said imagine it was your waifu I didn't expect that

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>>36874720
Watch Snowtown if you want a better, more believable depiction

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJY6X8utM8A

Nightcrawler is great but the guy who plays John Bunting is incredible, you actually believe that somebody like him could manipulate people into comitting horrible crimes. Jake in Nightcrawler is more like a sociopath seen through a hollywood lens, the majority of people would be turned off by how inhuman he acts.

>>36874790
>korn

have not properly listened to these fellas since my teens. pretty bad band but i used to love them. i used to listen to their first 4 albums a lot.

got the life is catchy but i preferred my gift to you.

>>36874866
>>36874890
From what he said it sounded as if she were with him, you know, because they were "talking".
He didn't say "typing to her on facebook" and yes I am on the spectrum but aren't we all?

>>36874916
I know it's trash, but Nu metal is fantastic for catchy head bangers. Their latest album is a return to form too.

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>>36874931
Sorry for the confusion lad I thought 'I'm back home talking to her' was clear enough

>>36874899
It will percolate down eventually.

Someone would question my weekly extended lunch hours at some point.

>>36874757
im not sure if she is just being nice. she did call me cute but after speaking to me on text she might find me boring.

im having second thoughts.

>>36874931
>tfw you fuck up the bait post and have to dig your way out of it

>>36874968
you're neurotic to the bone
it's likely everybody already knows this
this will not make them think any less of you

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>tfw doing jigsaw puzzles of attractive women

I am not right in the head

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Would you lads trade your current life for one of an immortal dragon who can only be awake for one day every 1 year?

>>36874990
no, sounds a bit shit

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>>36874963
yu ar nt forgven im nt yur frnd

>>36874990
being immortal is pretty dull. Oberving the world change like a gondola would be pretty cool though, so I suppose I would take you up on that. Sometimes fucking with civilisations by pretending to be a god would be fun.

>>36874978
I work with a bunch of women and have had one of them come up to me going on about how someone had like a 15 minute absence on one occasion, I don't think its crazy to assume they would figure out me being missing for 2 hours on the same day every week.

>>36874971
Worth a shot lad. Worst that can happen is she says no and you lose nothing

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>>36874909
>not taking memes to the extreme

>>36875015
I allways wondered, is he trying to do the smug pepe hand gesture whilst he kicks the other Apu?

>>36875025
and in your mind they immediately assume you're in therapy

i have two exams on wednesday and thursday, can't be fucked to revise ugh i just want them done

last year of uni, then i'm freeeeeee oh god it's scary

>>36875013
It does desu. Just sleepy lad

>>36874987
Why am I seeing this cat everywhere?

>>36874949
aye, i agree lad. pretty much all i listened to in my teen years was nu metal. l loved korn, slip knot, linkin park, system of a down, drowning pool, disturbed. such good music for when you are an angsty teen. critically it is such bad music lol

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Looks like the cabergoline I ordered off AB is waiting for me at the post office. If it doesn't sort out my benis I don't know what to do next. Apparently it might even have an antidepressant effect, which would go down pretty fucking well atm

>>36875066
They ask the question and my boss (Also a woman) may likely just tell them. A medical appointment is a logical conclusion to systematic absence anyway,

>germy corbin thinks he can defeat childhood obesity and guarantee free parking at hospitals

>>36875075
good luck alex!!

>>36875123
>corbin
Who did he mean by this?
really parked you next to a 4 by 4 there didn't I mate

>go to kitchen 10 times in the past 16 hours for a drink, makin breakfast, clean plate repeat 3 times for each meal.
>everytime this fucking 5'5 polish autist is inside doing god knows what

this guy is seriously creepy im not sure why its taking so long for him to move, maybe the landlord sees him and insta nopes.

>>36875176
This is an autist free zone, be nice
Also
>3+3+3=10

>>36875176

he's clearly busy breathing

>>36875143
Charasmatic
Onourable
Righteous
Brilliant
Inteligent
Nnice

That's why I'm voting Jeremy.

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>>36875015
I'm good to bed. You hurt my feelings mate.

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>>36873862
Doing a organic chem lab. 4 more days to go. Fuck everything. I just want it to be over. I've been contemplating chugging some solvents every single day.

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At a very confusing point in my life lads

On one hand everything ive ever wanted is within my reach

On the other one wrong move, too fast or too slow will ruin me

Strangely content either way

Are you bois even in uni? I finish mid June.

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>>36875143
I meant corbyn but I said bin instead of byn because he belongs in the trash.

It's funny. Don't you get it, lad? It's a funny joke and you're supposed to laugh.

>>36875275
Fuck off uni cunts

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>>36874790
>tfw remember downloading a Korn mp3 file off geocities because all the qt goth girls at school liked them

>>36875240
Completely cucked by lefty masters

Organising his party is too difficukt for him

wRiting a complete manifesto is also

Brexit supporter but too scared of offending

N he is gonna get rid of our nukeys makinging us helpless in thermonuclear war


Where were you when the normies doomed our country because "muh feelings"

>>36875331
Mate, I didn't even have a qt goth girl to orbit. It was so fucking shit.
well, there was this one seapunk grill, but she was a -10 and had an aweful voice disorder that made her feel like a man.

watching a video about dolphins getting high on pufferfish toxin

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>>36875330
At least im doing something with my life . :)

>>36875364
>get rid of our nukeys makinging us helpless in thermonuclear war
i think you've misunderstood how nuclear war works

>>36875367
I feel that as a britbong I havn't had enough of a drugs education. Post link pls

>landlord is coming around to inspect the flat before I move out
>Haven't tidied
Help

>>36875390
Looks like you're utterly arseholed mate.

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>>36875380
Come back to us when you've graduated you smug little shit. Wont be so smug when you hit the job market

t.full time employed graduate

>>36875364
Oops forgot the Y

Y- ou know voting either way we are screwed, this election is nothing more than a power grab by mummy may, she has the win and this is merely an attempt to destroy corbyn and increase the amount of time tories can rule over blighty.

However voting labour because corbyn is good person is fruitless, even in the unlikely event of a win. Labour will drive this country into the ground through PC cencorship, immigrant muslamic armies and eu worship

Britaij has never looked so fucked but thats just my two cence, pls no salty arguments if you think you can convince me otherwise you are wlecome to but please use indoor voices i get anxiety

>>36873862
I got into Sussex to do Biology In September but I'm shiting it.
What can I do to soften the blow of going back into education, before It's too late? I feel I have definitely lost some brain power/more foggy

Just got a warning from the mods because some tosser who also uses this network asked for creepshots on /s/. I fucking hate university dorms

>>36875381
Nuclear war hasnt meant armageddon since the 90s

Nuclear wepons have advanced to the point where they are used on a daily basis in places like syria, they have made the more accurate and deadly, no more widespread carnage and enviroment destroying radiation, just destroying targets.

The cold war never ended, they just got better at it

>>36875484
Honestly, reading - both something like the ft regularly and some kind of academinc ish book.
>>36875504
Eduroam is shit tbqh - had a pizza ban a couple of weeks ago that some madman on campus must have bagged.

>>36875526
I'm using studentcom. Had three pizza bans because of some arsehole and each ban lasts four days before they are resolved. Why are all the users cunts?

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Tfw made girl I like at work laugh today by saying pic related out loud to a friend

>>36875554
Fair play, that's a top ulu mate.

>Need another beer
>Housemate and his gf are in kitchen

lads if i were to visit a femboi to get my dick sucked should be with smega or without?

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>>36875526
One good thing I remember about eduroam was 5ms TF2 pings

That was 7 years ago...

>>36875681
Ask if she likes her hot dogs with grilled chese?

who here /poor hygiene/

>had a case of jock itch for the past 10 years
>shower once a week at most, usually once every 2 or 3
>havent brushed my teeth in years
>bite my nails if theyre too long, otherwise leave them
>never clean my living space, havent changed bedding in a year or so
>havent cut toenails in so long theyre harder than diamonds and will never be well groomed again

>>36875548
>>36875526

a what ban?

is that what I think it is? at a university? jesus christ.

>>36875627
>Housemate and his gf are in kitchen
Nothing worse than having to deal with housemates in a relationship
>>36875706
Yes. It's bizarre when you see it.

>>36875681
Real life is not a chinese picture book lad.

>>36875706
Madness, I know. I havn't heard about anyone being v&, but then I don't talk to anyone so I wouldn't know.
>>36875695
It's nowhere near that good for me.

>>36875704
My mom doesnt let me shower

>>36875757
Is your mum gagging for that stinky son slosh?

>>36875681
without you disgusting FREAK

>>36875742
Studentcom is shit too. Ping isn't bad, about 30ms, but the download speed is naff and they like to fuck you over a lot

>>36875776
hey lad, it's not me doing the sucking. i don't know what attracts slutty traps to sucking dick, maybe it's a delicacy to them?

>>36875780
Do you have a download limit on yours for ethernet?
Also what uni?

>>36875035
get on this lad. reckon she is deffo interested now. i said im having a party soon in her city (her city is really close to mind, she often comes here for shopping) and she was all like "really, where abouts, it would be nice to get to know you better".

>>36875681
You've been on this forum too long...

Stop falling for the ">tfw no smelly filthy smegma cock" memes.

Like barely anyone in the real world likes that stuff

>>36875808
No limit luckily. And the uni is piss poor and embarrassing so I won't say

>>36875833
It can't be worse than lancaster

>>36875728
The worst part is she treats this like its her home when he's not here. Fucking taking up my space, and heating, watching our TV and he's not even getting his dick wet.

>>36875899
holy shit, shes cucking two people

>>36875851
The one at Preston? It is

>>36875920
>Preston
Not in preston I don't think.

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Who English American here?

Kay lives at 30 Blacksmith Lane, lads

>>36875948
haha you suck
>>36875953
wonderful, now explain why the fuck we should care?

>>36875704
Just pretend you are a holy man and you've moved passed things like hygeine and worldly desires. It works in India, they have loads of crazy saints and yogis there.

>>36875966
Now you can send Kay and Lee fanmail, you pussyhole

>>36875920
wasn't runshaw relocated to preston?

>>36875953
bullshit, house looks way too nice for them on streetview

>>36875948
Notice how it's not an English passport but an EU passport for the state of the United Kingdom.

>>36875706
>is that what I think it is? at a university? jesus christ.
pizza is cultural appropriation, universities are safe spaces

>>36875953
Who gives a fuck, shes the normies meme now.

>>36875989
Now we can use this information to bully the cunts off youtube

>>36876020
This, even my parents know about this now.

BUT WHERE DOES LENLAD LIVE
I WANT TO SEND HIM CHRISTMAS AND VALENTINES DAY CARDS

>tfw drinking sparkling water in the hopes it feels like drinking booze

>>36876055
haven't been keeping up with Lees vlog of late.

any interesting happenings?

>>36875948
got a uk and us passport, could apply for an irish one as well but dont see the point

>>36876086
fucking savage lad, potato fuckers btfo

>>36876076
>tfw Len wouldn't let me buy him God Hand

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>>36876086
Post pic International Man of Mystery.
Not saying I don't believe you, just saying I'd like some proof.

>>36876083
Cay is really cracking up in her comment section, she has great potential to be turned into a lolcow

Example;

KAYS GOOD COOKING14 hours ago
Kays shittty Cookin your dirty Slag only a dirty Slag would do that at least I have a job you dole dosser like you boy paul.both need a job low life get a job SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG

Lee has bought Ziggy a nail filer and is currently filming psychopaths episode 2

>>36876171
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.4388638,-1.4982971,3a,75y,174.8h,89.76t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sBgjNt1TOkit5ra9UCxjrJQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

She lives at the one with the blinds

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wew lads

ORIGNOLE

>>36875953

Buckinghamshire? Swore she lived up north

>just about to go to bed
>see a fucking mouse run behind a cabinet

What the hell do I do now? Can mice climb stairs? I don't have any traps, I could put some cheese in a box.

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>>36876171
Printing of Some Cilla pics for Lee. I'll pop them in the post tomorrow when I pop to Morrisons

>>36876215
Heh... She's just some internet civvy.

...But my keyboard katana must draw blood once it is drawn...

My mechanical keys wake my neighbours as I type out the post that ends your life...

Nothin' personnel kid

>>36876215
>it's the same picture

I am creasing. Lee is a knob.

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>>36876214
Just like Thomasson Rd. in Leicester where I used to live.
They're all the same.

pic is Zuma beach Malibu

>>36875948
I don't see a blue cover there. You're nothing.

French happening (again)
https://www.rt.com/news/387628-paris-gare-nord-evacuation/

>>36876273

Lads pls help there's a fucking mouse

>>36876344
This is what they voted for though. they enjoy genital mutilation and beheadings.

>>36876362
fuckin ell lad, pop down rspca right fucking now and get a cat

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>>36876320
Pic is Cilla Black

>>36876418
more like cilla blacked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYH8DsU2WCk

How does it feel to treat me like you do?
When you've laid your hands upon me and told me who you are
I thought I was mistaken, I thought I heard your words
Tell me how do I feel
Tell me now, how do I feel
Those who came before me lived through their vocations
From the past until completion, they'll turn away no more
And still I find it so hard to say what I need to say
But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me just how I should feel today
I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn't for your misfortune, I'd be a heavenly person today
And I thought I was mistaken, and I thought I heard you speak
Tell me, how do I feel
Tell me now, how should I feel
Now I stand here waiting
I thought I told you to leave me when I walked down to the beach
Tell me how does it feel, when your heart grows cold, grows cold, cold

>>36876449
>tfw you will never command an 80s themed space empire

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>>36876418
I know.

Surprise surprise!
pic is LCFC in Carson City, L.A.

Was not so subtly pressured in to resigning my universal credit claim with the threat of fraud investigation, just because of some casual ebay selling

>>36876498
carboot anon?

>>36876498
How did they find out about it?

>>36876498
You need to declare all income to them boyo

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>>36874141
housemate had some good news today just told me he's getting his own place hopefully next week
might celebrate with some cheese on toast,might even go crazy and add some cherry tomato and sprinkle some herbs on top
>>36874914
watching this now.
just realised it's taken me 58 min to type

>>36876383

My cat got hit by a car the other week, I had no idea he was holding back the tide of field mice.

I got a question for you guys actually, as a newly initiated NEET.

I've made a universal credit claim and have a meeting at the job centre on wednesday morning.

but desu I'm not fit to work. I'm being assessed for a heart condition and have severe anxiety/panic attacks.

If I tell them that at the meeting, what will happen? Will they put me on ESA or whatever?

>>36876651
Do you have a doctor's note?

>>36876651
If you miss the appointment then that's it, you'll never have another chance.

>>36876685
You're a doctor's note.

>>36876685
I could very easily get one. My medical history over the past 6 months would fill a giant file.
>>36876699
wut?

>>36876708
I'm afraid I'm not qualified.

>>36876722
If you don't go to the job centre you won't get any money.

>>36876734
I hope that one day you can be

got tested today and turns out i have an iq of 79

>>36875508

Baiting this hard...

Poor

>>36876771
t. Birmingham

Anyone else sometimes catch themselves dribbling while staring into space?

>>36876771
I don't believe you.
Can you screenshot the report/ post pics?
>>36876806
Are you the same anon?

>>36876722
You should be okay then. You may have to go through some demeaning physical tests. The most important thing is to make friends with the examining nurse. I'm deadly serious here. It's up to her whether you're put in the non-work group or not.

>>36876722
>wut?
You'll never have another hero , you never have another chance , you will fall 'cause you never tried to stand for yourselves

>>36874125
Happened to me, get some windsettlers

>>36875920
are you asking if Lancaster is in Preston?

>>36876832
thanks for the tips anon. Hopefully if I don't have a panic attack in front of her I can turn on the charm.
>>36876863
crackhead

>>36876930
No I was thinking of the university of central lancashire. Which is in Preston

>>36876930
I thought preston was in pakistan?

>>36876788
not from birmingham is from dudley

>>36876362
Get a towel, shock it out of there and throw the towel at it

Towels spread out and can be chucked so it's much easier to catch a mouse with one than a bowl or something. Quickly wrap it up when it hits then take it outside

We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here and we want them now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRgwbkdoIcY

Anyone else here have a thing for elderly women?

>>36877164
i like women who are aged 30-40. some women in their late 40s and early 50s can be sexy, anything over 50 is too old for me.

>>36877092
Ugh, I was in a duo hauntingly close to this at uni

what does it mean if a girls says it would be good to get to know me better? does it mean she is interested?

>>36874491
Just get a pull up bar lad

>>36874491
just get a pull bar ya mad character. they are like a tenner from argos

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>>36877204
Anything under 65 is paedo territory for me

>>36877348
where would you even find women that old to fuck? lol

>>36874491
fucking hell lad. what are you doing, are you having some sort of mess about. just buy a pull up bar. they are like a tenner on amazon.

>>36877374
Nursing homes

>>36877348
>not fucking women born 1899
fucking pedo craddle robber, i swear

>>36877222
>uni
Cuck detected. British people say university, not "uni" which actually comes from Australian slang. Sort yourself out.

>>36877411
you ever shagged one?

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>>36877452
yea there's plenty of horny older ladies about

>tfw by pure coincidence, 4 of your 7 girlfriends were from Johannesburg, despite having never been to, nor having any other connection with South Africa

>>36877558
>tfw apparently Cilla was a huge cunt in real life

I just applies for universal credit after being a NEET leeching of his parents for a year. What can I expect as a 26 year old man from the jobcentre?

>>36877595
>7 girlfriends w
Fuck off

>>36877607
>tfw apparently [anyone on tv for 5 seconds] was a huge cunt in real life

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>>36877607
Slander. It's not true!!!

>spend 180 on a n3dsxl in december
>new better ds comes out for cheaper
FUCK REEEEEE

>>36877558
tell me some stories lad.

i used to be sorting out a women in her late 40s

>>36877626

You fuck off, I've been single for over a year now

>>36877432
I think uni is accepted slang at least where I was, I don't see how it would make me a cuck to use slang

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>>36877648
Exact same thing happened to me matey

>>36877660
As if that is comparable to the Robot Condition

>>36877648
>better
>has less features

>>36877648
>>36877686
i want that new ds lads, its looks sexy. i cant justify getting it though.

>>36877686
Bigger screen and no 3d gimmick. Just end me
>>36877701
The 3d is a gimmick

>>36877648
>>36877686
>tfw I bought one and neer play on it anyway.

I want to eat until I get sick
but I can't coz I'll get fat

What do you lads think of the jews?

>>36877705
it's still more features even if you don't want it. also the screen size is the same

>>36877671
I understand your reasoning and I don't blame you. Most young people have no conception of the values, language, and history of this country. To use slang like that marks you as a globalist cuck; it's not your fault. You don't know what you don't know.

>>36877752
50 quid for 3d is pointless if I don't use it

>>36877763
regardless, it's still better, a 1080 is still better that 650 even if you just play minecraft

>>36877762
>marks you as a globalist cuck
You have no idea how fucking woke I am senpai

>>36877798
does anyone even use the 3d though? i literally never use it. some good games dont even have it as a feature.

>>36877798
That makes no fucking sense if they both have the same graphics processing

>>36877648
Nintendo always does this

>>36877842
sega does what nintendont

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>>36877658
A gentlemen never tells

Just remembered a documentary I watched about some green peace woman who dedicated her lives to saving dolphins living in squalid conditions, and ended up fucking them, and that is what Ecco the Dolphin is based on

can't for the life of me remember where I saw it

>>36877995
are dolphins passionate and generous lovers ?

So are we all voting for Corbyn then?

>>36878037
They are the rapists of the sea

>>36878099
Dolphins are not Pakis

>>36878097
Voting for whatever causes the most lefty butthurt

Just woke up, pretty sure I was talking in my sleep.

I don't want to vote for any of the parties in the general election but I still want my vote to count. Can I just draw a giant cock and balls on the ballot paper?

>>36878329
I'm planning on drawing a Gondola on mine

>>36878329
>>36878365
why are you both doing this?

>>36878191
>Voting against your own interests because it pisses off the "lefties"
Are you even old enough to vote?

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>>36878365
I like your style, lad.

>>36878393
I would vote conservative but they're not right wing enough for me

>>36878455
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mass_Psychology_of_Fascism

You're a meme, congratulations.

>>36878455
yeah, maybe it is best if you dont vote.

i support corbyn

Was going to vote BNP but they arent literally promising right wing death squads so I wont bother.

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>>36876214
is that them in the pic walking the dog

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'sup fags.
You cucks have the biggest faglord mods on the site.

>>36878526
you're not well my friend

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Lads, at about 2pm tomorrow I need you to tell me to clean my room. Don't forget because I will.

>>36878560
Ah, t'was merely an act!

anyone want a girl (male) to live with them and be a leech

>>36878545
Yes, yes it is, lad

>>36878517
Doesn't matter. My constituency is a Conservative safe seat

>>36878579
What should I say to notify you?

>>36878598
maybe

do you actually look like a girl?

>>36878620
How about, "Anon, clean your room, there's twelve bottles on the floor"?

>>36878664
Sure. I'll try and remember

>>36878497
You've been indoctrinated by the Frankfurt school to follow the Kalergi Plan.

The man of the future will be of mixed race. Today's races and classes will gradually disappear owing to the vanishing of space, time, and prejudice. The Eurasian-Negroid race of the future, similar in its appearance to the Ancient Egyptians, will replace the diversity of peoples with a diversity of individuals. [...]
He came up with the idea of a Pan-European government that is ruled by the Jews from their own homogenous ethnostate (Israel).

We are treated like brainless sheep, zombies, fuel to fuel their sick plan.

>>36878623
If he did he wouldnt need to beg on the internet

downloading the four kings casino and slots on steam right now. anyone played it before? any good?

>>36878671
Thanks lad, what would I do without you.
By tomorrow I mean today.

>thirsty as fuck
>go down to get some water
>this polish autismo is still in the living room reading whatever child porn polish people have in their primitive language

Is this fucking guy even employed? I had the displeasure of seeing this cunt downstairs in the communal areas 18 hours a day when he was jobless and now it looks like he's at it again.

brexit can't happen quick enough, fucking deport all eastern european males.

>>36878676
>People believe this shit
How about you read Adorno or Horkheimer?

>>36878676
You seem like a bright and stable fellow.

must remember to be mindful and not allow my thoughts and expression to be bound by my own experience

to enter an discussion with the intent to win an argument will ruin any learning. i should view things as though they are new.

bless you all

> try to find how to live hete illegally
> only find about how brits hate illegals, how lasw are tighten and how people are deported
Live is hell.

>>36878815
> live
Stupid typo ruined my post

>>36878815
>>36878845
And now they're on you

>>36878815
what is hete?

>>36878884
here
Why am I so pathetic reeeeeee

>>36878929
why not come here legally, through the proper channels? will not more difficulties present themselves if you come here illegally

>watching a twitch stream
>it's just right wing politics and him talking about the games he's going to play
Pretty comfy

>>36878815
Where do you come from?

Original commenting

>>36878437
What if it coincides with my interests

Besides "tactical voting" is the most lefty thing ever, just look at the French election interviews, none of them wanted the guy they just didn't want her

>>36878968
You understand that thare are almost no chanells to get to first world countries legally.

>>36879015
Tough shit tbqh

>>36878995
Russia. Origono

>tfw our 'proper channel' is the actual Channel
love being an island lads