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>final in two hours

>>36886807
Just had my flat inspection
Didn't get round to tidying up
Didn't get killed for it surprisingly

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>>36886829
Good luck anon u can do it

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My back hurts lads, am I getting old?

Post waifus

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>>36886807
>tfw too poor for cable broadband
post office internet is rubbish

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lucazade changed the recipe

they took most of the sugar out when its meant to be a glucose drink, Its the only thing that would save me from hangovers

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04pr6q9/segments

r8 the pms music taste

>>36886861
stop taking those girl pills you queer

>>36886888
>No Kanye
DROPPED

>>36886888
patrician, as expected

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>>36886861
I woke up late again

I'm getting discharged from the psych ward officially on Friday, although I've been allowed out for the last couple of days (with constant monitoring).

Anyone else have experience going back into the wild after long-term sectioning?

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>>36886953
are they monitoring your britfeels posting

>>36886968
Nope just checking every 30 minutes that I'm still alive, and any time I go out I need to do a breathalyzer test and pat down when I go back in.

>>36886953
What were your experiences like anon, how long were you in for? Did they force drugs on you?

>>36887005

what kinda mental split did you have

>starting to hate chinks now
Nice

>>36886853
thank you I will do my best I promise

Going into nearest city to buy some new shoes lads. All mine are fucked

Airwalks supreme

>>36887040
I was in for a very long two months. They didn't force anything on you but they basically cornered and threatened you until you took your meds, which were the pharmaceutical equivalent of being lobotomised. I still find it difficult doing every day things. I spent most of the days staring at the TV or the walls.

>>36887046
Run of the mill psychosis, nothing exciting... hallucinations, delusions and voices.

>>36886953

Yeah, I was sectioned for 9 months. Good luck getting your driving licence back for the next 3 years.

>>36887061

airwalks fall apart,I just got a similar pair at asda since mine have just fallen apart

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>tfw you can only get to sleep by taking zopiclone

thanks god

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>>36887047

>Don't hate chinks

>>36887133
How long has this been going on? I always used to wake up with a weird taste in my mouth when I took it.

>>36887100
What did they threaten you with, what if you said no? What drugs did they give you and how did they make you feel? Sorry for all the questions, just curious incase I get landed in there

Woke up in a panic this morning because i havent had a job in 6 months and im going nowhere.

How do people be neet for years. i don't even feel like im in the same class as your average person anymore.

>>36887149
I would be inclined to agree if I didn't find their women so repulsive

>>36887206
Video games, movies, tv, browsing

The years just fly by

Even if I wasn't NEET, it'd be the exact same routine, but with even less free time

>>36887172
Threatened with police, calling the doctor in (who would get very annoyed if you did and would become less helpful), but generally they would just get a load people to come and talk to you for an 'assessment' which takes hours and I'd rather not be in a room talking with several people at once.

They gave me anti-psychotics, which are quite common for all mental illnesses because they sedate you and make it difficult to do anything (including killing yourself) even if you wanted to.

Best thing to do if you don't wanna stay there is say you feel a lot better but not 100% (otherwise they won't believe you). Just say minor hiccups of whatever your condition is, and that you'd like to be re-integrated back into your old life.

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>>36886853
This is how mellisa clarke used to look.

Has she hit the wall? Tragic.

>>36887151
Few weeks. It's not a daily thing, but whenever I don't have awful sleep. Haven't really slept well since I had to quit Uni few years ago because of stress.

>the doctor says that zopiclone is only a temporary thing

pls no of all the bullshit sleep snake oil people keep prescribing this is the only thing that actually worked

>americans get cheaper food
>americans get cheaper technology
>americans get cheaper imported items
>americans get cheaper fucking everything
>brexit is fucking our glorious pound up


its not fair!

Any old lads here go to uni as a mature student?

>>36887248
>brexit is fucking our glorious pound up

Most of my money is from Yanks, so thank fuck for that

Hope it tanks even more!

>>36886829
Good luck!

>>36886847
That seems to be the way these sort of things work, oddly.

>>36886861
Yes

>>36886953
How long were you admitted for?

>>36887106
I've been buying the same pair of shoes for years now. Black on black vans slip ons

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>>36887248
Yes, but they have shit waifus

>>36887240
>but whenever (I don't take it) I have awful sleep.

Holy shit this is awful

please end my suffering

>>36887233
Thanks for the info and advice also nice dubs. Hope you are doing better now

>>36887248
Yeah, but yanks have a negroid population of 14%

>>36887240
Unironically try regularly exercising before bed. I go out for runs at 1-2am for about 10 minutes every night and I've found it much easier falling asleep when I get back.

>>36887248
>live next to Mexico
nah

>>36887339
All of Europe is living next to the middle east practically

>>36887278
Who is that? Saoirse Ronan?

I've been up for 16 hours now
it's at least tea time

>>36887352
Right but not literally. We laugh at 'cucked Europe' but they all have about 30% more whites than America.

>>36887384
How many trucks of peace do they have?

>>36887404
How many Americans die from chimp outs/gun crime? And they had the Orlando shooting.

>>36886861
from all the butt pounding i would guess

>>36886861
Osteoporosis from fucking up your hormones

>>36886896
>>36887454
I don't take girl pills lads, not sure where you got that idea

>>36887440
Chance would be a fine thing, a fine thing indeed

If I go to /pol/ and read nothing but /pol/ all day will I become a racist/proponent of eugenics?

>>36887240

psa if you take zopiclone/ambien for too long you'll get physically addicted.

Happened to me. Had to take one a night for about 2 1/2 weeks because my tinnitus got worse so I physically couldn't sleep.

>>36887499
I'm on /pol/ all day and my views havent really changed. Use it as a chance to learn about other countries and get an alternative take on world news mostly.

>>36887492
I always see you post your waifu but never see you post otherwise
are you the waifu kingpin?
do you take the most wanted waifu posters and put them in your harem?

>>36887499
Depends on what kinda person you are I think. I go there on occasion as well as hang around here a lot which is filled with /pol/ people and I'm still a lefty scum.

>>36887499
It might make you despise politics and want nothing to do with it ever again because of the sheer amount of fuckery from both sides

Least it did for me. Haven't watched the news in months.

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>>36886829
Good luck

>>36886943
Morning gorgeous

>>36887525
Havent they red piled you yet
I know how I am going to vote I know they may not be quite what I want but I cant see people changing my life long beliefs now

Got my polling card to day know how I am voting

Got about ten minutes before I have to get dressed and set off to my wagecuck job. Really don't fancy it lads, would one of you cover my shift for me? Only 4 hours plus 2 hours travel.

which one of you is this?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/man-sleep-dead-wife-body-six-days-russell-davison-wendy-davison-recommend-derby-cocoon-spiritual-a7725881.html

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>>36887521
zopiclone is nice I cant take it for long as it makes me even weaker

>>36887594
News is so tedious these days
Nice post instead

>>36887608
>Havent they red piled you yet
Depends what you mean. I dont believe in a jewish conspiracy if that's what you mean. I can accept blacks are less intelligent on average but I had plenty of black friends growing up and dont really care. Always believed Islam was dangerous.

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Only 4 hours left hahaha...

>>36886861
My body hurts all the time. I'm pretty convinced I'm ageing faster than average at this point.

>>36887248
But you would have to put up with Americans

>>36887561
I post a few times a thread normally but usually not including waifu, it's a bit too avatar-faggy for me.
I do have a collection of weeb boys chained up in my cellar though.

>>36887682
I do a similar thing. Only really post with waifu every now and then. I post an awful lot at work aswell so it would be excessive. You may as well be a tripfag at that point.

Just another day /working construction/ lads. Sitting in my own office in the middle of a new build ASDA store in Liverpool browsing what the fuck I like, cos I'm the boss.

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>>36887641
I believe all religion is bad as its lies Religious people can be good they can use it as an excuse to do bad.
The IQ meme annoys me it is just racism, a high IQ score is dependent on education and practice. Muslims and blacks have a different culture, Britain is not an integrated country they should integrate better.
I do not like /pol/ they are nasty people pushing an ugly agenda.

>>36886807
What's this "Mummy May" thing going around?

I'd have thought /britfeel/ and r9k as a whole wouldn't be supporting the people who want to take away our neetbux.

>can't afford something on ebay
>going to bid people up just to spite them

>>36887723
They care more about pissing off Lefties than they do about their own livelihoods

It's really odd

>>36887682
It's always the quiet ones who end up building a boy dungeon

>>36887723
it's used derogatorily lad

Hi I was referred to this thread from Reddit (never been on 4chan before).

Does this website have a rules/guidelines side bar? I'm not sure how to use it.

Thank you friends

- a Redditor

>>36887723
Its just her meme name to me
She is nasty she will take away our bennies the evil souless bitch

>>36887736
Better not be one of my items lad

>>36887708
Where about is there a new asda?

>>36887723
One part meme and one part the fact that the tories are the further right party which is obviously what 4chan leans towards as a whole.

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>>36887754
http://www.4chan.org/rules

>>23675577

http://www.4chan.org/rules#r9k

Nobody follows em to the letter

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>>36886861
Yeah that sounds like old age to me lad.
t. old bastard
>>36886874
my housemate said a lad he worked with spent a day driving round shops buying all the old lucozades. said he bought 3 crates in 1 shop it was every bottle they had

>>36887783

That image is fucking brilliant

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>>36887783
>anime communism
Is there anime mosleyism?

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>>36887821
Have you not seen it before
Never know when people are taking piss on here
Isnt it an old meme
Wish I could take credit
Wish I could be sexy gril

>>36887748
>>36887751
>>36887756
>>36887773
Fair enough guys. Was getting a bit worried for a moment there.

On that topic though, serious mode for a moment, and this goes for everyone, please, please don't support someone/something just because they're part of your "team" or because it'll piss off the other "team". I've started seeing people legitimately come out and say that net neutrality is a bad thing and we should let corporations do what they want because regulations are bad, all because Trump isn't in favour of net neutrality. Stuff like that is really, really silly.

People get way too into the whole left vs right, liberal vs conservative dichotomies, to the point where they'll support stuff that goes against their own interests, just over petty tribalism shite.

What I mean by this is, don't go out and vote for right-leaning stuff just because it'll piss off the lefties/SJWs/whatever, and vice-versa. Find out what issues are important to you, and vote for whoever you think is going to represent your ideals with regards to those the most. You don't have to be on the left, or the right, you can have different views on things, you don't have to toe the party line.

Just be smart, guys. Don't get pulled into the tribalistic stuff.

Why even show your ticket to a ticket inspector when they call 'tickets please'

I always buy a ticket, but half the time I never even show to the inspector when they walk down the aisle calling 'tickets from X please'

>>36887373
Stop being facetious mate.

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>>36887608
>Morning gorgeous
Stop

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>>36887907
Our supreme powerlevel has granted us invisibility to the average normie.
>>36887918
He's only trying to be nice friend

whatever happen to that jay-j guy? he was so cool. truly these were 'his' threads

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>>36887927
>>>36887918
>He's only trying to be nice friend
I am flirting and he knows it
Lonely bibot cant help it

I was gonna post something and I can't remember what it was. Send help.

>>36887887
At this point I barely even care about politics on a personal level any more. More just quite enjoy talking about theory and the like. I obviously have opinions on what I would prefer but they're not likely to happen so I just sit back and observe.

>>36887963
Date me instead

>>36887963
Sorry to disappoint but I'm not a poofter

>>36887887
Sensible pol discussion on britfeel for once
Please vote for who you believe in dont let other people make you vote for who they want to

I use to go on protests and have seen people who were EDL become anti fascists and vice versa

>>36887951
Bummed to death in a Dalston nightclub.

Avatarfags and memepushers are awake. Time to leave.

>>36887913
you can't ask somebody to do that, and then say go tell the porter where you're going. when you get found the porter will remember and point you out from the cctv. you need to help the lad helping you by meeting him somewhere where there can be no trace of him being there

>>36888014
He posted it in another thread. Weak form of doxxing I assume

Just googling 'lethal dose of morphine instead' and google threw this up

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CTpSy4xTC7EjuNx0qB5CflRhSSHs4V-M1AgpYuD-fss/edit

Wtf is that?

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>>36887972
I bet you wouldnt like me
Anywhere near here ?

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>tfw friend invited me to an anime convention
I don't even like anime

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my face when i extract codeine from over the counter painkillers and get high as fuck

>>36888035
I can't into geography good lad
femboys are my fetish

Lads I'm in bit of a quandry and need some advice. It's not about girls or any gay shit. Typing it all out and not getting any replies will leave me depressed. Can I count on you?

saw some graffiti that said 'time 4 oats'
is there a memer about town?

>>36888057
How much you on laddo?

>>36888067
>tfw the beta uprising is here to redistribute oat
FeelsGoodMan

>eat large or extra large chicken (2 to 3kg)
>tastes like shit. awful texture
>eat baby chicken(under 1kg)
>amazing taste and great consistency


ill neved understand why retarda keep thinking bigger is better


regular chicken is something id toss in the bin if served to me

>>36888064
I'll give anyone a (You) if they need it. Whether or not I can actually help is another ball game.

>>36888064
Count me in for a you as well as >>36888087


You've got 2 guarenteed. I also promise to read the entire post.

>>36888036
It could still be a fun experience, though, anon! Although as a disclaimer, I've never been to a convention, so who knows.

Sometimes it can be fun to try and immerse yourself in stuff even if you're not too keen on it, as long as you keep an open mind, BUT just as long as your friend is the type who'd be keen to explain stuff to you, answer questions and etc. otherwise you're just gonna end up feeling dragged around and not really getting much out of it, so you'll have to do a bit of thinking about it.

>>36888064
You might as well give it a shot, anon! I'll give it a good read and a think and throw you an answer, for sure. Whether or not it's a good one, though, who knows!

>>36888069
Well I lied to my doctor and said I needed painkillers for my period cramps, so I have Zapain which contain 30mg codeine each. You'll probably be using something weaker, usually with 13mg codeine (like Neurofen).

I just used 10 tablets, so that's probably a little under 300mg (extraction doesn't give 100% yield).

>>36888067
Please post pics love the idea of memes breaking out into the real world

>>36888064
>>36888087
k t-thanks lad.
>85 yr old granddad wants me to go to Malta with him for a week
>it's where him and my nan used to go when she was alive
pros:
>love my granddad
>it would mean a lot to him
>might not get the chance again
cons:
>very mentally ill
>would have a nervous breakdown if I have to spend that long away from home and with another person
>self-harm scars all over my arms that I normally hide with long sleeves but would be impossible to do that with for a week in a warm place
thoughts?

>>36888113
I've already been to one with my friend before. I only went to that one because a youtuber was there and I wanted to meet him though

>>36888122

I would probably go, in a worst case scenario it'll be over in a week, and you'll be back to your comfort zone here.

You'll have internet anyway, and I'm sure he'll be ok with you going off on your own for a lot of the time.

>>36888119
>You'll probably be using something weaker
get pure 60mg codiene off the dank web mate get on my level

>>36888122
Go for it do you get on well i=enough with him to tell him you havent been feeling to good about youself

>>36888146
>You'll have internet anyway,
I dont have a phone

>>36888150
Could never get the Codeine meme always ended up taking them back to the pharmacy after only having them for a day or two

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/britfeel/ genetics survey - post your best guess.

>>36888122
I'd say to go personally. If he invited you to do it he probably really wants to do something with you before it's too late and it would likely mean a lot to him. If you're having that much trouble mentally I'm sure he'll happily leave you alone for a while. No idea about the scars though. If they're that noticeable you could either just be really hot or try to pretend they don't exist as best as possible.

>>36888150
He knows I've been a NEET for awhile because of 'depression' but he doesnt know the extent of it.
>>36888203
Yeah I know I should go. It wouldnt be til September anyway so that would be plenty of time to 'prepare'

How the fuck do women cope with long nails. I've just forgotten to cut mine for a bit longer than usually so they're a little long and they just contently piss me off. Shit gets caught under them constantly are they're just permanently a little uncomfy

>>36888147
I do, but when I'm out of real stuff it's a simple, cheap method anyone can follow.

NEET in their early 20s here, never had a job, didn't go to uni or college, have no idea what to do with my life.

I have decent enough general knowledge when it comes to using a computer, find it interesting to set up services and tinker with things, but absolutely zero knowledge when it comes to IT in a business/corporate environment, will obsessively research computer parts and try and find best price/performance ratio within someone's budget when they ask me for buying advice, find programming kind of boring and difficult to wrap my head around, hard to get into and learn because lack of motivation

But at the same time I find it pretty interesting to talk to people and ask them why they do the things they do, or like the things they like, picking their brains, basically. It's like I have this thirst for knowing why people act in certain ways or why they like certain things, it's like an unending curiosity to explore and ask and reason and sometimes try and point out other ways of approaching situations or other lines of thinking to them. I guess I just have a weird curiosity about wanting to know why people do the things they do, or think the way they think.

Or maybe I should just go and get a job in fast food.

I wish there was a way you could "trial" a job without needing to learn everything first. I don't want to go to college and learn anything because I'd be afraid of learning all this stuff about IT, getting qualifications and all that, only to start on the job and fucking hate it. That idea feels horrible to me just to think about.

>>36888253
Yeah I've done it a few times. How you feeling?

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Who here /comfy/?
Sat watching the Giro d'Italia browsing the /sp/ thread in my pjs. The downhill looks so relaxing.

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Go to a Casino, and bet 8 pounds on number 8

>>36888147
How exactly does the dank web work, anyway? I've always been curious, I know that a lot of places use bitcoin, but surely to get bitcoin you'd have to buy it from a bitcoin exchange, right? Using your debit card or whatever. But then surely won't that leave a paper trail, since the way bitcoin works is there's a log of all transactions? So the exchange would know your card details and what bitcoin address it sent the bitcoin to, and then on the blockchain it'd surely show you transferring bitcoins from your wallet address to a seller's wallet address? Or am I completely wrong?

Genuinely curious.

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CLEAN YOUR ROOM

I think anon wanted the reminder for today? The days jsut blur into one.

>>36888304
you buy the bitcoins then transfer them out into an encrypted wallet and then they are transferred from there using more encryption stuff which makes it anonymous from that point

>>36888304
>buy legally from an exchange
>send to personal virtual wallet
>which sends it out from a totally different address to the DW
There might very well be a way to track it but unless you're buying 5 kilos of heroin they arent going to waste their time

>>36888313
That's right he said about 2 I think. GET ON WITH IT ANON

>>36888122
>>36888203
I concur with this anon, he says it better than I could.

>>36888262
if you hate the job you can just switch. If you continue to do nothing you lock yourself into a life of progressively worse and worse jobs.

Thinking of getting a mates named tattoed on my arse just as a lil meme lads what do you lot think?

>>36888362
>lil meme
is is just a lil meme when he ravages your boipussy at night?

>>36888382
not bent mate jus a lil meme to have a laugh about

>>36888332
This is correct, but you can still use a bitcoin tumbler if you're paranoid.

Although the use of the tumbler itself is risky.

>>36888389
It's just a prank bro. The colonoscopy camera is right there.

Dying awareness week lads

http://www.dyingmatters.org/AwarenessWeek

>>36888403
what are you trying to communicate with me anon?

>>36888405
This is the lat place that needs to be aware of suicide
or are you telling me to kill myself feelsbadman

>>36888362
Fucking gay as shit. Even if you were actually gay it would be too gay.

>>36886807

>britfeel doesn't have a meme person doxxed into oblivion like chris-chan

I feel like we could make it happen with poleaboo

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>>36888408
It's a healthy thing for a young man such as yourself to do and we all wish you well in your new 'freindship'.

>>36888424
why it gay though? serious question I don't see it as gay at all

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>>36888429
how can we possibly fuck him up that much? also poley is only mildly autistic, chris chan was on a completely different power level. His formative years are well over

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>>36888405
Maybe my family will get me death for celebration.

>>36888440
>another man's name where another man would stick his willy

>>36888036

nigga you realize anjme cons are full of underaged qt girls in costume along with girlyboys with androgynous wigs and costumes as well.

last a imecon i was in had this 16yo boy in a blonde wig that sang like an angel in the talent contest. shame i couldnt meet im afterwarsds

>>36888460
but I wouldn't let a man stick his willy in me so how's it gay that like saying a hand tattoo is gay because a man would get wanked off by it

>>36888468
I've been to them before. They all usually look like gargoyles

>tfw your waifu is getting shit on by twitter right now
>>>/b/732019259
kek

>>36888475
A man's arse should be free of any nonsense.

>>36888490
so you don't like arse tattoos as a whole? cause I think the memeist place to have a mates name done is your arse plus easiest to hide it

>>36888505
Fair enough mate let me know how the unveiling goes.

>>36888505
Having a mates name in your arse.
Are you gay? Or in Magaluf or ibiza.
If no. Then dont do it faggot.

If yes, then whatever, youre a degenerate anyway.

>order something off amazon
>supposed to arrive between 6-10pm yesterday
>doesn't
Fuck

>>36888522
will do also tbqh I'm hoping it'll be a gateway tattoo like I'm hoping I'll have it think "oh this isn't so bad" then work up the courage to have a sleeve done to cover some scars

lads i've been with my gf in a long distance relationship for a year and a half now, we take it in turns to fly out to each other for at least a week every two months. last night she called and told me that im going to be a dad.. what am i supposed to do now?

>>36888547
cut all contact and hope she can't find you

>>36888547

get a paternity test

should have known that wouldn't be original

>>36888547
How far away is she? How old are you both?

>>36888477

you must be going to the wrong cons(westernshit) then or live in a super inbred chav barrow in the middle of nowhere.

manchester animecom was a pedophiles dream with all those hot 16 to 18yos, and that was just a small con of 2800 tickets for 2 days.

>>36888547

>>36888576
Do this, seriously. For the love of god lad.

>>36888589
she lives in france im 23 and shes almost 21

had a cheeky freddo with peanut butter on it lads

>>36888616
Marcron'd

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>>36888547
The classics are always the best.

>>36888616
Did you used protection? She might be a slag on the side

>>36888547
Get out ASAP jesus christ anon

Should the most severe cases of clinical depression be considered a terminal illness?

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https://twitter.com/gameofupdates/status/861915475160248321
>>>/b/732019371
post racistfus

>>36888630
no i never have to be completely honest i used to just pull out, i dont think shes a slag at all i mean i've met her friends and she buys tickets to get over here surely if all she was interested in was getting dicked out she'd do that more conveniently

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-39845105
absolute state of the bbc

>americans discern racist intent based on the "hard-r" in nigger
>pretty much the only people who use the hard-r in england are from the west country

have we got a free pass?

>>36888659
I can't watch the video right now but whats the context? I used to say nigga a lot with mates when I was younger but was just in a joking fashion. I guess you're just fucked in that way if you're a celeb.

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>>36888730
Yeah, stupid shit. At least my waifu is now the queen of /pol/
>>>/pol/124787945

>>36888547

Get her to move in with you, LDR relationships are bad enough, but LDR parenting is impossible

>>36888730
just american lefties getting immensely triggered because someone is having a bit of fun ironically using black people talk

I'm feeling suicidal again, boys. I think I know what's giving me the shits but because the GP has already given me referrals for 3 different medical issues I'm worried she'll just write me off as a hypochondriac, but the problem I think I have needs a proper gastroenterologist to treat. Just feeling like I'll never feel physically well. If I didn't have a gf I would just go under a train.

ate rabbit food for lunch, and just did 30 knee-pushups after I did a half hour walk with my dog lads

real proud of myself

unfortunately, my stomach is yelling at me to insert fuel into it

well lads, looks like im going to have to install the creators update for windows 10 soon, hear it can be quite how long. how long will i be without my meme machine?

Need to go to the job centre and i cant be fucked
Gonna have a look in the charity shops for books while im in town, hopefully its not just autobiographies of women who are famous for having 16 boob jobs or some shit

>>36888715
It's a stupid way to discern it really. Sounds the same for me both ways I say it.

>>36888782
I don't blame a lot of American lefties from turning to the right if they have to put up with that bullshit constantly and being associated with that can't be pleasant.

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>>36886807
.
.
.
.
.
>There is a man who's got your back
>Even though some folks call him a quack
>His arrest caused quite a shock
>"Not our kind and caring, friendly doc?!?!"

>He can tell when his patients are down
>From him you cannot hide your frown
>He's seen this so many times before
>Some people, they could take no more

>So you'll come to him, when life's lost it's thrills
>You'll ask for him for some happy pills
>But he'll put you, forever to bed
>With a lethal dose of morphine instead

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>>36886861
Just start running, lad. A friend of mine was having back trouble but he started running and he feels pretty great now.
>tfw I'll never walk again after last night

Laaaaaaaaads!

Me and the tranny at work have our breaks at the same time on tonights late shift
That's 15 minutes alone with her

Please, please, please give me some advice or better yet DIRECTIONS on how to speak to her

Please, I really fucking want this

>>36888937
sod off poley, I am having the greatest day of my life
>>>/b/732019898
>>>/pol/124788883

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>>36888313
Shit, I just woke up. Thank you very much anon!

A boiled egg is a strange thing when you stop to think about it.

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It's August, 2017. Jeremy Corbyn has brought us into full nuclear war but refuses to use our nukes or fire up the missile shield.

Six top-yield nuclear missiles are coming for the centre of your local city/town/village.
Where do you hide?

>>36888937
Also I fucked up with the seating
Missed the opportunity to sit next to her
But it's probably for the best, now the break will be the first interaction we have and it becomes more special

>>36888756
yeh i know mate, that's the aim she finishes her studies this summer so shes gonna be moving over here

dont ever get into a long distance relationship lads

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>>36888960
np m9

>>36887061
Got my fucken shoes. Same ones as I'm wearing rn

>>36886874
Lad send in a complaint to them, you'd be surprised how much companies listen to that shit.

>>36888665
>i used to just pull out
pretty silly of you lad. Is she not on the pill?

>>36888782
>>36888848
>use nigga a million times in every rap song and make it the funniest word ever
>complain when people use it

>>36888964
>when dat gud weed hit

>>36887248
I want to go to the states and go on a cross country normie ending spree. Seeing all those sights

>>36887783
Requesting the name of top right animu, I like almost everything else on that image so may as well see what that is

>>36887754
Be sure to put your username and email in Name and Options or you wont accumulate 4chanpoints with your posts.

>>36887248
their benefits system isnt as good. no nhs. their minimum wage is only 7.25 dollars.

>gay person I know and lesbian person I know are banging
They're not even good at being faggots.

>>36888937
your on thin ice kid. watch yourself

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>>36889103
>
> >>36887783 (You)
> Requesting the name of top right animu, I like almost everything else on that image so may as well see what that is

No idea I am just a nice posting bitard
Wish they would join me in a threesome
Be Nice

>>36889162
why are they doing this?

i dont know about lesbian women but gay guys can get sex like it is nothing.

>>36888921
>tfw I'll never walk again after last night

What on earth have you been up to lad?

hmm shall I watch better call Saul tonight or save it for the weekend

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This is a beary nice thread
everyone has been so chill and helpful
hopefully when they wagecucks get home they dont ruin it
Be Nice

>>36889187
I don't know. I was told they just "felt something between them" or some other romance bs.

>>36889202
I was in a tragic car accident and they had to cut off my legs. Not really, I had buttsex for the first time last night. Gotcha, I just did some exercise last night and I'm not used to doing it.

Can anyone tell me boiled egg timings my browser won't open on my phone

>>36889280
3 for soft
10-15 for hard

>>36889280
tada
Always start with eggs that are at room temperature to best predict the cooking time and minimise cracking.
For a soft-boiled egg, lower the egg into gently boiling water with a slotted spoon. Allow three and a half minutes for a medium-sized egg and four minutes for a large egg. The yolk will be runny and the white just set. Cook for a further minute if you like your soft boiled eggs a little firmer.
For a hard-boiled egg, start the egg in cold water and bring up to the boil. Once the water is gently boiling, set the timer for between 7-10 minutes depending on how well cooked you like your eggs. The longer you boil the egg, the firmer it will be.
Once cooked, plunge the hard-boiled egg into plenty of cold water for one minute. Drain and cover with more cold water. This will prevent the egg from over-cooking in its residual heat. Cracking the shell with the back of a spoon during cooling will also make the egg easier to peel.

>>36889213
After last week it's be a 'Saul' heavy episode

>>36889300
>>36889302
Thanks lads. cracked the egg when I dropped it in the pan though and it started leaking

>>36889467
No. Did you not read the FAQ of the board
>the following are some examples of off-topic and/or /b/-tier threads:
>red pill me on X

My chest hurts
Odds I go detecting far away
Evens I go to usual field

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>>36888968
>Where do you hide?
Because I'm a smart resourceful NEET I'm ALREADY hidden, in my comfy NEET bunker.

That's right wagie while you were outside "enjoying" the "sunshine" and your "life" like an idiot I was hiding away biding my time waiting for Armageddon.

The NEETs will inherit the earth wagie, just you wait.

tick
tock
tick
tock

>>36888968
>tfw spending the next decade eating tins of heinz beans and sausages while a grow a third arm

>>36888968
Bomb shelter at the top of a tower block

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>>36889508
I see you've abandoned your thread when you were BTFO'd

>>36888429
already happened.
we had his address.
cant remember it personally

>>36888968
>Where would you hide?
Where am I most likely to get hit?

>>36889570
>Bomb shelter
> top of a tower block

>>36889602
>there are people ITT who havent watched every episode of Only Fools and Horses with their grandparents

>>36889609
did they get nuked in an episode or something?

>>36888968
In the fridge.
Thanks Indy!

>>36888886
That's beautiful anon.
I wish my gp was like the good dr

>>36889634
No they bought an old shelter and Del was worried one day the Russians might attack. The meme info at the time is people would have a 4 minute warning and the only place they could get to in that time was the top of the flats.

>>36889639
>that moment when you find a mutant kid in Fallout 4 who had been locked in a fridge for over 200 years after the nuclear war
>he hadn't gone mad
>went off to live with his mutant family who live about 200 metres away
>they live happily together and never even mention that massive 200 year gap
That game was a new low.

>>36889609

I have too, good times

>>36889634
They were preparing for a 4 warning warning, they did 72 hours in a bunker or something

Based bobby in that episode let del off with a slap on the wrist

>>36889573
Wasn't me mate I'm not even a NEET I just find it funny

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>>36889467
my /pol/ thread is better

>>36889663
wait, was that in the vanilla game? i played f4 with so many mods from the start i have no idea which is vanilla and which is mod

>>36889663
"Bethesda quality" in a nutshell.

>>36889690
it wont let me delete the thread no more bully pls

A new episode of true news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzmvGIGlvuA

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Vote for Corbyn.

How do we think May will do on The One Show lads?

>small spots of blood on the inside of my boxers where the tip of my penis would be

>>36889818
drink every time STRONG AND STABLE

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>>36889818
Die, hopefully ladio

>>36886807
My dog has made the OP, I have finally made it in life, I am a VIP (Very Important Pikey)

>>36889866
Is she still doing red, white & blue breakfast?

just brought my pupper home a deer antler, hes never tried one before

he was pretty hesitant at first but now hes chewing away like a good boy

>>36889886

Done many driveways this week?

>>36889778
The ((((Trews))))

im re watching freaks and geeks. this is such a good tv series.

I don't see how people have the effort to have more than one relationship. I'm not even sure that I could put up with one other person that much nevermind two.

>>36890056
they dont have a life lad, or i should say their life revolves around dating people. its stupid. you cant form a strong relationship with more than one person and have enough time to have a normal life.

Laaaaaaaaads!

Me and the tranny at work have our breaks at the same time on tonights late shift
That's 15 minutes alone with her

Please, please, please give me some advice or better yet DIRECTIONS on how to speak to her

Please, I really fucking want this

pls

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>>36890097
>Me and the tranny at work
I thought you were the tranny at work?

>>36890097
"So, we both have dicks huh"

>>36890096
I'm not even sure I could do everything I want to do with 1 relationship. Seems like a pretty sad life in my opinion but each to their own I guess.

>>36890111
The other tranny in my team/department

>>36890112
pls

Just finished off my remaining shrooms by drinking them in a tea, mouth is a bit tingly ATM, wasn't many like 6 dried libs and I ate 2g last night but I'm bored. Feeling a lot more relaxed desu.
The mushroom people are our friends.

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When to some shitty foundation maths class today, got distracted by an eastern european women talking and failed basic long multiplication so I walked out

>>36890126
find his social media and what his interests are then go from there
or you can talk about your transition, trannies love talking about themselves and their "struggle"

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It's train anon again lads.

I just got a call after visiting my GP yesterday from an "early stage intervention psychosis" person. How dead am I? Will this go on my permanent record?

>>36890143
Doesn't have a Facebook, at least not under her female name

>>36890149
stop being crazy you idiot

>>36890124
having a proper relationship with one person is time consuming and stressful enough. you cant have a family with two people so he or she is gonna have to dump one of them eventually unless its just a mess about relationship

each to their own though but i do think it is very immature

how do you fucking turn yourself into a psychopath lads?? I don't want any anxiety anymore, I don't want to struggle socially, I want to be able to interact with people like they're prey so I can be ultra confident

>>36890126

I would honestly miss you if you weren't here anymore, you're like part of the furniture now.

>>36890156
oh so it's another of your characters, ok

>>36890184
What? Not like you'd be able to find them on your own anyway

>>36890181
Study them and imitate their behaviour.
I recommend
>We Need to Talk About Kevin
>Nightcrawler
>No Country for Old Men
>The Talented Mr Ripley

>>36890181
You're going about it the wrong way.
You'll find you'll be much happier when you're comfortable with your emotions rather than using them to manipulate people

>>36890183
awww, you're so sweet!

*cuddles*

>>36890138
>When to some shitty foundation maths class today, got distracted by an eastern european women talking and failed basic long multiplication so I walked out
HAHAHAHA

>>36890181
Work out, take psychedelics and read Beyond Good and Evil

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I don't know what you've done new op image guy but you've left a dark area, marked with the red line.

>>36890181
Are you perhaps an edgy teen?

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>>36890233
anon please don't laugh, i'm actually upset. I remember doing this in junior school and I thought I had the hang of it. I filled an A4 sheet of paper with my workings out and got them all wrong. I could cry

What album should I listen to on the way home?

>>36890301
>anon please don't laugh, i'm actually upset. I remember doing this in junior school and I thought I had the hang of it. I filled an A4 sheet of paper with my workings out and got them all wrong. I could cry
HAHAHAHA

Some stuff I wrote down during last nights trip:

>Like the many scales of a rattlesnake our worlds are many, beautiful, flowing, breathing.

>Everyday is brighter because of love.

>There exist another world whose reality bleeds onto ours, its tangible through focus, thoughts, prayer.

Bretty tribby

>>36890224
this

i recommend zen Buddhism.

>>36890326
sounds like a gay 14 year olds poetry diary m8

just had my first final lads

Why do people avatarfag?
Based on the raw post content, we might like you, but when you avatarfag, you get linked to a personality, and your posts are not considered on merit.

Like I might feel bad for someone struggling with maths, and offer assistance if required, but when I see they are an obnoxious faggot that obsesses over little cartoon girls, all sympathy I had for them goes

>>36890326
good for you lad. keep it up. i sometimes write stuff too.

>>36890347
Lel yeah its pretty cringey but it is what it is

>>36890303
Kanye. Always Kanye.

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Any lads in Northampton or Milton Keynes fancy going out tonight?

>>36890361
they do it because it gives them an identity and it gives them value when people recognize them and such

>>36890355
How did you think it went?

>>36890382
What happens when that pillar inevitably topples?

>>36890375
I was thinking about that. Either him or some jazz were my thoughts. Probably gonna go for some College Dropout

>>36890361
I sometimes waifupost but I try to keep to low enough to not be noticeable. I don't know why I do it tbqh.

>>36890400

It won't topple, it's made from hard stuff concrete

Should I go to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting lads?

I'm tempted to go but at the same time it makes me anxious as fuck, the thought of talking about my problems with the town's winos makes me cringe

If anything I'm just doing it out of boredom

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>>36890361
this
>>36890383

I only avatar like 20% of my posts too, it takes a few seconds to add a bit of flavour to a post now and again

>>36890419
>the thought of talking about my problems with the town's winos makes me cringe

Just imagine how it makes the town winos feel, talking about their problems with a regular poster on a Finnish charcoal making forum

>>36890419

I have seriously contemplated going to a gamblers anonymous meeting for the sole purpose of finding potential gambling buddies

>>36890419
Do you actually drink a lot?

The fucking tranny is talking to her female friend during the lunch break

The conversation is flowing and I even heard laughter

Fuck this bitch
HE doesn't need me and I don't need HIM

>>36890301
Use a calculator you mong

>>36890487

Don't worry about the people are work, you know who your true friends are

Not us, you fucking paki tranny

>>36890438
They wouldn't know that, le rule 2 xd

>>36890453
That's another thing, I don't want to hang out with alcoholics.

>>36890470
I do. I go through phases where I'm getting shitfaced almost everyday, I genuinely need help because those phases are getting worse and more frequent

>>36890513
Ouch

It is a little hard to not care when I'm here 40 hours a week

Working on me tan lads

Kicked off the dole for selling a few bits and bobs on ebay

I know you're supposed to declare all income but this is a bit of a pisstake considering they were personal items

>>36890564
What, how the fuck did they find out?

>>36890564
How did they find out? Looking at your bank or some shit?

>>36890601
>>36890615
I mentioned the idea of self employment, said that I sold some old games on ebay and might consider buying and selling games as a business

>>36890564

I foolishly declared 3 bong from some survey website when I was a very naive NEET, it caused so much hassle, then they assumed I was permanently getting 3bong a month regular.

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My few friends have fallen for the travel meme and they've invited me along.
Should I try to get a gf in the next few months or just attempt to lose my virginity to the local Yanks and Latinas?

>>36890710
nah stay at home with us

>>36890564
they were probably using the snoopers charter on you

>>36890384
i think i did well i covered everything and wrote everything i knew, i think ill pass

now i am stressed again because tomorrow is another final

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Wanna get a dominos but I know I'm ripping myself off. At least it's Tuesday though.

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3 young girls just knocked on my door lads, I've never seen them in my life. Worried Mummy May has sent out some decoy children to test me because I've been watching too many chinese cartoons

>>36890812
How can you post this and not explain what they wanted? Waste of a post.

>>36890823
I didn't answer the door. I'm not falling for mummys tricks

>>36890806
get the pizza hut pizza of the day, which today is pepperoni I believe

you have to add something to take it over the minimum delivery charge of about 11 quid or something

>>36890848
do you do that every day

>>36890806
>>36890848
should have checked before I posted desu, but now they just do any pizza for 8 quid on a tuesday which is what it was before but it was every day with a different pizza.

>>36890863
no, I just think about cheap pepperoni pizza on tuesdays cause I used to get that fairly frequently, on a diet currently though so enjoy some pizza for me lad. one of the stuffed crust options always helps getting the cost up to the delivery fee ;)

>>36890848
but I can get two large pizzas for a couple quid more and they'll last me a day and a half, and I've already cut a lot on my food bill this week. The pizza is calling lads.
Out of interest, what are the patrician choices from dominos?
inb4
>dominos
>patrician
Grow up lads.

Stop making me want pizza lads I'm trying to lose weight.

>>36890806
https://www.latestdeals.co.uk/dominos-pizza-vouchers

Use this site lad, it shows every voucher for your local dominos just put in someone elses postcode if you're worried about data mining

>>36890942
>two for tuesdays
>unibersity student
I probably already have most of these vouchers but cheers boss

>>36890902
whatever you fancy lad, I always stick to your classic cheesy and meaty pizzas, closest I ever get to veg on my delivery pizza is jalepenos

>>36890985
Good call. My usual is a Hot and Spicy and New Yorker but getting bored of the new yorker t b h

I once are two large pizzas in one sitting. I was actually quite proud of myself

>>36891039
toppings? crust? base? diameter?

>>36891048
Supreme and a new yorker deep pan plus like 6 beers

>>36891039
most I've ever eaten at once was a large pizza with a really rich lamb kebab topping, half pounder cheeseburger and a big box of chips with a pot of coleslaw, all from this pizza place down the road

I was almost home like 10 minutes early on the bus but thrrrs been a fuckin crash right in the middle of spke traffic lights.

>>36891154
Just realised how many spelling mistakes were in that.

>>36890564
>mfw I write code for around 500-1000 a month and claim ESA and PIP
am I going to get fucked lads? I get paid in BTC or to paypal accounts I've bought

>>36891179

You'd genuinely go to prison if caught, but highly unlikely you'll actually get caught I'd say.

>>36890301
why would i need to know long multiplication? in what possible situation would i need to know the answer to 435 * 379 where i wouldn't have a calculator on hand?

For those that enjoy Diane Abbot stuff

https://twitter.com/BenStarSports/status/861696619531706369

Cheeky Kev.

>>36891179
>I write code for around 500-1000 a month
who are you writing for? Is it some shitty site where you take requests for money so you end up making a website for 50 bong or something?

>>36891224
not really as funny mate, its best when abbot has a self induced meltdown and goes full retard

>>36891210

You're failing to look at the situation abstractly. It's not about a supposed end-goal of calculating the sum of large numbers.
It's about the fact that you will possess the cognitive capacity to do so, which would spill over into other facets of your intelligence. This would demonstrate that you are more capable of completing complex tasks, and thus being a better prospect to a potential employer.

Learn to do basic math you chump.

>>36891251
This. Her own failures are what make them gems.

>>36891251
Dont worry mate, sure she'll be on tv plenty in the next month

>>36890487
>HE doesn't need me and I don't need HIM
So you're admitting trannys are just blokes wanting an easy life for once?

not happy lads. was shagging this paki bird yesterday and she tried fingering my bum hole. i got pissed off at her and she got pissy back and would not shag me any more

dirty fucking paki bastard

>do nights in tesco extra expecting trannies, people with pink hair, gays, girly lesbians and cool 20somethings that just need drug money
>its actually just 80% really fat middle aged people and old people
>some boring chavs who only know fifa


i thought these kind of jobs attracted all the rebels, what a fucking scam.

even the dayshift has people with pink hair and some cute girls and guys in their early 20s.