Hugs

I'M SICK OF THESE THREADS
STOP MAKING THESE

I can't, op. I haven't seen him in 5 months. When/if I see him again, i'll hug him and tell him it's from you

>>36833050
Dad's dead though. Hug me

>>36833050
When I pee in the shower it smells like spaghetti sauce

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>>36833050
He called me a faggot. D-does he know about my trap folder?

>>36833074
Buy Gunpla models and they might stop. They won't. But Gunpla is still fun.

>>36833050
He'd be pretty hard to dig up.

He has to be home for me to hug him
>>36833067
You go to bed
>>36833071
I just thought someone was doing stuff...

>>36833192
>I just thought someone was doing stuff
Stuff like trying to fuck their mom? Only you would think that.

>>36833279
Don't bully me anon, I've had enough today

>>36833362
Oh, what happened?

Didn't see the new thread when I posted >>36833099

>>36833362
Oh shit are you okay?

>>36833420
>>36833474
It was light hearted bullying, nothing serious, K asked me to come with him while he and his friends played these other guys in basketball (which was fun to watch) for "moral support", and when the other guys left we were messing around and there were some short jokes
"So what does a layup look like from your perspective?"

>>36833606
Don't sweat the small stuff, kid

>>36833606
What's a layup?

>>36833606
Relax, I don't think they were trying to be mean. Cheer up.

>>36833606
That's not too bad.

>>36833777
what a waste of dubtrips you should be ashamed

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Fr8 to c u laura

>>36833626
Was that a joke?
>>36833771
Really anon?
https://youtu.be/BwR1DPCVsP8
>>36833807
I know, I didn't take it seriously, it's a joke
>>36833826
I'm fine, I wasn't insulted or hurt or anything

>>36833826
He's bloxposting, report him and he might get a ban

>>36833877
Nah, I'm a bigger man than that. I'm not trying to put you down or anything.

My dad has cancer.

He's my best friend, and I don't know what I'm going to do if he dies.

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Who else rearry rikes this image

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Banana xD

>>36833900
Hahahhahah
>>36833903
I'm sorry that's terrible, I guess try and make the time count just in case, love him as much as you can

>>36834095
Why are you laughing? Stop picking out little parts of my posts and making it look like I'm looking down on you or something, I'm not doing it on purpose.

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Mook is having second thoughts goddamnit and he wants more time to think. Oh boy.

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Nice imarge no?

>>36834236
He could've just gotten another girlfriend without telling you. Oh yeah, you gotta fuck him before he does.

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>>36834291
You can stop doing this now.

>>36834379
It's your life. Nobody else is gonna suffer if you don't.

>>36833050
My dad left when I was a baby and I see him once a year at most. I'd rather kick him in the balls.

>>36833050
my dad died of cancer you insensitive asshole

>>36834236
about the entire relationship?

>>36834236
Stay calm and reassure him that this is something you want. Remind him that you're an adult and ask him not to keep you waiting too long.

>>36833050
He immediately asked me what I wanted. Then he told me that love is evol.

>>36834633
No, I meant him changing his mind about taking my virginity and he might not.

Just a waiting game now.

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>tfw a certain someone tried to keep you in bed
This is war

>>36833050
He went "aww I love you too" and knuckled my head. I love my papa lots.

>>36834379
The only way he will sex you is if you dress like the biggest tease possible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjNNxI2vZnI

we all need jesus

>>36835415
I am waking up Mook to make him listen to this lmfao omg

I'm cackling so hard I think I already woke him up

>>36835415
xyaru is my favorite trap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPvavNvxQTY

>>36835478
>ruining a chance to get on his dick

Smol bump before bed

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Finally going to bed. This, I think sums up my day.

>>36836208
Night Kissy-chan, sleep well.

>>36834875
Doesn't look like you belong to him so much when it comes to actual sex, does it?

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>drive down to parents house
>walk into living room
>give father a hug ontop fireplace
>feel like an idiot for hugging an urn
>cry
my fathers been dead for 8 months.

Okay, what'd I miss you guys?

>>36837207
Just you wait, Mook will totally get a girlfriend just to avoid fucking his sister. Some brother he is.

>>36837269
The fuck, when'd that happen? I thought they were both more or less okay with keeping it with oral and stuff?
On an unrelated note I'm literally never touching vodka again, Jesus Christ.

>>36837585
>never touching vodka again
We've all been there. Any lewds to report?

>>36837665
Apparently. I literally can't remember any of it. I was dead most of yesterday. I never usually drink, and certainly not vodka and certainly not that much, but my sister passed some big exam on Friday and dragged me to some fancy club and I've no recollection of anything after 2am or so, except that I lost all my cash, paid the whole table with my card, took an Uber through a McDonald's drive-in and then proceeded to tell him all about the Jews while my sister laughed her ass off.
We also apparently fucked when we got home.

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>>36837830
>We also apparently fucked when we got home.
Noice.

>>36837948
Yeah, I just wish I could remember it.

>>36837830
>tell him all about the Jews
I always knew Austria was a Nazi

>>36838464
Not even, I just randomly went on this weird rant about Israel.
Fortunately he was a Muzzie so he wholeheartedly agreed.

Glad you're not dead
>>36837830
>took an Uber through a McDonald's drive-in and then proceeded to tell him all about the Jews
Very big kek
>We also apparently fucked when we got home.
Oh shoot, nice

Is this an incest thread or one about normal father son relationship?

>>36838613
How's your relationship with your father? Would you call it normal or does it need some work?

>>36838590
>Glad you're not dead
Trust me, me too.
And yeah I hope it was good, but probably was.

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>Hugging a male relative.

No.

>>36838980
Well it happened, so regardless of how it was that's still something
>>36839089
What's so bad about that?

>>36839339
Men shouldn't be hugging men.

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>>36833050
My dad died when i was 18. I still love him.
He was the best dad Ive ever known, of anyone I know. Everyone had a shitty family but me thst i knew, and brain cancer took him when i was 18

>>36839385
He's your father anon
>>36839404
That's horrible, sorry anon

>>36833050
>your father
tfw being a blackbot

>>36837830
It's nice to see you again and that you're alright. That and the apparent fuck. What you've experienced makes vodka sound pretty welcoming.
>>36839385
Is it really that big of an issue? Don't you even hug your dad on special occasions like birthdays?

>>36840407
Thanks Bearguuy. And I would hope we would've managed to fuck without vodka too - and I'd even remember it, which would've been nice.

>>36840762
At least you remember that it actually happened. I'm sure the details would have been great, but it's not all bad.

>>36837830
at what point does it become "fucking" for lesbians? Being naked? Oral sex?

>>36837585
He's trolling that's not gonna happen. Someone kept spamming that at me last night is all.

Mook said he MIGHT fuck me. He's considering it.

>>36841005
Yeah of course! I'm pretty happy as it is, really. Can't complain.

>>36841111
Gorgeous ones anon.
And that's a good question. I always figured it'd be sex as soon as you're getting each other off - be that fingers, mouth, toys etc.

>>36841412
>he MIGHT fuck me
Well, that's still quite a jump from 'no way, not gonna happen, you're not losing your virginity to me", congratulations.

>>36833964
How in the absolute cocksucking fuck was this an original post?

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>>36833050

Wish I actually could.

>>36841750
Can you call him up? I'm sure he'd appreciate it

>>36833050
My father's good to me. When I hear all the stories of abusive/shitty parents or dead beat dads, I feel like I should be grateful, put in the effort to have some connection with him, but I don't.

>>36841479
Why don't you ask her what you did together?

>>36842207
I did. She just basically said she "rubbed me off and afterwards you just went unconscious like a stone"
So, admittedly not super sexy. But hey.

Everybody thank kissy for all the dead dad posts

>>36842323
Good job I guess

>>36842939
Didn't really do anything, haha. But thanks.

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MY FATER IS DIED.

>>36841479
Ugh it's not looking good. From how his tone changed about it this morning, it seems like he was just being tempted.

>>36843046
Then tempt him more you titcow vixen

>>36843046
>>36843085
This. Rub your luscious, overly ample cowtits all over his face.

>>36833050
if I did that he'd probably scream at me or ask what I'm doing and tell me to go to my room

>>36842939
I wasn't the one who pointed it out!
>>36843085
>>36843128
He's not working today. I will do my best.

>>36843269
I can't believe how close you were and how much you fucked up.

>>36843724
I still have my aniki's love so it's not all bad

>>36844396
But you don't have your aniki's love inside of you.

>>36844456
she's had it all over her body and in her stomach a few times

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>>36844579
>and in her stomach a few times

>>36844456
>>36844579
>>36844599
Yeah, I've swallowed his cummies a few times.

Boy, wait until he learns I want a baby.

>>36844739
First it was "I don't want to take your virginity". Then it'll be "I don't want you to have my babies".

>>36844784
then it'll be "I don't want to grow old together" and finally "I don't want you to mourn me"

>>36844976
>you will never have a tsundere brother

>>36844976
You skipped "I don't want to have another baby", this one will happen at least half a dozen more times.

>>36845003
I want 12-16 with him. No less. :P

>>36845084
Even if you started now, you're a bit too old for that many
:^(

>>36845114
I was being sarcastic I only want 2.

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>>36845084
Have 2-3 kids, a smaller family is more close knit.

>>36845177
No, you need at least 7, but no more than 9

>>36845177
When the topic comes up, scare him and tell him you want 10.

>>36833050
he died last week, so no

>>36845192
I don't know why that always makes me laugh
>>36845177
2-4 is good, I want at least 3

>>36845405
>2-4 is good, I want at least 3

That's a good woman. White people who have one kid or none are parasites

>>36845632
That's my parents you're talking about there anon. Do we have to fight? I do wish they had more though

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Ran into a lady I work with earlier this week while I was out with L, damn near gave me a heart attack.
We're well enough acquainted to know some details about each others lives. She knows I have a sister, but she's never met or seen her before.Thankfully L and I look the way we do so she thought that we were friends or dating.
When she asked if I was here with my girlfriend I damn near let out a sign of relief.

My co-work eventually headed off, after which, L started firing a bunch of questions at me. L thought my co-worker looked hot and she wondered if she was single, and if she was, why I wasn't trying to hit that before we got together. Honestly pretty typical L questions. I mostly brushed L off by saying that she has two years on me and I'm not much into older women.

Got some friendly griefing by my co-working the next day, she was saying stuff like she never would have thought that's the kind of woman I was into.

>>36845192
Agreed, two to three is a manageable number, financially and emotionally.

>>36845405
Comedic timing.

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FAGGOTS
HAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>36845765
What's their excuse?

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this is now pep thread you fucking whore nigger faggot. im tired of your degenerate incestous cunt niggering face. you know how degenerate you are?

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do you realize that there are probably not 20 good people out of over 7 billion who actually find you attractive or cute?

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i can tolerate anime posting faggots seeing as this whole website is a japshit website but honestly your degeneracy breaks all limits. are you honestly seriously content with being who you are?

how disgusting are you? honestly would you have sex with your own familiy? do you realize that this goes against basic human biology? you are supposed to be sexually repelled by people you are related too..............

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i would rather fail all my exams and dedicate this whole fucking summer to disrupt your degenerate fucktard theads. honestly ill do it. i will spend every waking moment looking for your threads and ruining them

>>36845914
we're all related technically. Where do you draw the line? second cousin? cousin?

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YOU SHALL KNOW NO PEACE FROM ME VILE BEING.

Sometimes I day dream about hunting down degenerates I encounter on here and putting a bullet through their skull.

I cannot be the only one.

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>>36845953
stay away from anyone who is born from the same great-grandparents. minimize the chance for retarded children by creating genedivercity. especially stay away from people from the nuclearfamily for heavens sake

Died when i was 10 from lung cancer.

>>36845985
>I cannot be the only one.

sadly even though there are tons of us having this mentality only a very minor precentage of us will actually do anything.

i might not be tough enough to buy a gun and shoot a couple of faggots. but ill try waging war where i can. (that means the internet because i cant fight irl)

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>>36846022
>Died when i was 10 from lung cancer.
THIS MAN DIED- IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT DEGENS? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? YOU GAVE A CHILD CANCER.

I checked the thread to see 10 new posts in a few minutes and thought something serious happened, but it's just another shitposter.
Remember not to reply to them, they'll get discouraged and leave after a while

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PSST FAGGOT. ALMOST 10% OF YOUR THREAD IS NOW OFFICIALY APU'S. HOW DOES IT FEEL TOO GOGGLE THIS MUCH COCK

>>36846013
I would stay away from all forms of radiation

I'll show myself out

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>>36846089
LMAO
>IMPLYING I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.

I WONT LEAVE FAGGOT. YOU WILL BE GONE.

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>>36846110
SHAME ON YOU.

ALSO PIC RELATED IS OP

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I DID A POOPY

>>36845212
Ha that would be too much secretly want thst many tho.
>>36845277
Tempted. So tempted
>>36845770
Wow I would be sweating bullets haha

>>36845770
Protective?

>why I wasn't trying to hit that before we got together.
You should have told her you were and that you were scared that your main and side bitches wouldn't get along.
Don't tell her who the main is.

>>36845177
>>36845405
I'm curious, if you could only have one, would you prefer it to be a boy or a girl?

I'm not sure how I feel about having kids, I think having to live with three younger siblings addicted to attention like crackheads on cocaine spoiled me on parenting. I love them though

>>36846676
Personally I'd prefer a girl, I think, if I would get to choose. Obviously I'd love any child of mine (I'd hope) but I always thought I'd have an easier time with a daughter.
>inb4 but grills can't get grills pregnant
I'm aware, but if I get to choose my hypothetical child I'd rather it be a daughter.

>>36846676
>>36846676
I'm biased but I'd want a girl, personally. But I would love a son just as much

>>36846611
Saved by genetics.

>>36846643
Yeah, forgot the name though.

That would have been funny, but I'd rather not catch a punch and see how much of a jealous type L really is.
L gets mad when her one friend gets too clingy around me.

I'll tease L about a lot of things, but fucking around with other women isn't one of them. Loyalty is a big deal for me, and us in general.

>>36846676
A hard decision to make, but I'm also leaning towards daughter

>>36846769
>grills can't get grills pregnant
Not entirely true

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JESUS IM GONE FOR 20 MIN TO TAKE A NEW POOPY AND YOU DO THIS?

IM GONNA HAVE TO KILL YOU ALL NOW

>>36846877
>Saved by genetics.
Could you explain that one to me again?

>>36846877
>L gets mad when her one friend gets too clingy around me.
Does she anything to the bitch? Is this the friend that may or may not know about you 2?

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OP THISS YOU ARE FUTUR

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>>36846984
>>36846989


IMPLYING ILL LET YOU FAGGOTS CONTINUE THIS THEAD KEK

>>36845770
That's pretty funny
>comedic timing
Guess so, the way it just freezes
>>36845816
I don't know they just wanted one, not my choice
>>36846676
I'd have to go with son, I feel like a boy would be easier if it was just one

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>>36846907
>Not entirely true
Teach me magic, Deer-senpai.

>>36846769
They did manage to impregnate mice with artificial sperm a few years ago. I'm sure the ability to create sperm using our own genetic information will be here within the next 200 years.
Enough time to figure out who will do the impregnating

>>36846850
>>36846907
>>36847062
I'd prefer a girl, I think a boy would need a lot more tactful yet hands-free parenting to ensure he's confident in life but not overly dependent.

>>36847064
Just put a pillow under your shirt and believe hard enough.

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>>36847118
>>36847094
>>36847064
>>36847062


Its funny because some of you faggots are actually leading somewhat normal lives. camouflaging as normal people, tricking other humans. even though deep down you are any thing but human. you are all defect. the mere thought of what you wish to do with those close to you makes me want to end both you and this world.

>>36847064
Fuck
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-511391/Death-father-British-scientists-discover-turn-womens-bone-marrow-sperm.html
Not sure if they ever got funded or did it on a human, but the technology exists at least

>>36847118
I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did

>>36846984
Different fathers. Her father wasn't European like mine was so she has a different skin tone and some different facial features. Putting us side by side, you'd have to be told that we shared any blood if you didn't know.

>>36846989
A is her friend that knows about us. The girl who occasionally gets a little too close is a someone she knows from university. Outside of telling me she doesn't like it and getting a little catty with her when she does it L really doesn't do anything to her.

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>>36847064
I know the secret. use a man's sperm and feed it into your sister's pussy pic related
>>36847094
I think I wouldn't have a problem raising a boy. I'd just be in constant fear of him accidentally killing himself to death since boys are so reckless.

>>36847094
>I'd prefer a girl, I think a boy would need a lot more tactful yet hands-free parenting to ensure he's confident in life but not overly dependent.
Both are complicated in there own ways I guess, I guess it's just personal preference

>>36847301
>I'd just be in constant fear of him accidentally killing himself to death since boys are so reckless.

Hey, I was a little daredevil as a child and I killed myself several times, but I haven't died. In fact dying is pretty rare when you kill yourself, unless you have some sort of condition.

>>36847577
I can confirm this, I've died at least 3 times already and I'm still perfectly healthy

>>36847577
Emiya Shirou, is that you?

>>36847301
Recklessness isn't always confined to just boys. My sister was talking to me about this one classmate that thought it would be funny to jump off her roof into a barrel for a video. That just might be regular stupidity though.

>>36847301
>I'd just be in constant fear of him accidentally killing himself to death since boys are so reckless.
The recklessness is what teaches them to be more cautious of actual danger though. I don't get the kind of parents who'd armor their child up with elbow/knee pads and a helmet when they're just going out for a short bicycle trip, all the while telling them not to do this and not to do that.

I think it just makes them more scared and sheltered; letting them fall over and injure themselves will at least teach them to be more careful. Kids can be surprisingly durable.

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>>36847279
Huh, interesting. Thanks.

>>36847301
>that spoiler and that fucking picture again
You are on thin fucking ice, kissy.

>>36847577
>>36847631
Oh in that case I won't worry so much if he'll live through killing himself.
>>36847655
>>36847683
No, I get you. And living through helicopter parents, I don't think I'd be that way. It's just that boys are more likely to take life threatening risks.
>>36847755
What ever could you mean?

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>>36847279
>>36847284
>>36847301
>>36847755
>>36847837
>>36847683
>>36847655

JEWS BEGONE. STOP YOUR VILE INCESTERY. THIS IS NOT GOOD FORANYONE.

>>36847837
>helicopter parents, I don't think I'd be that way
Not a fun experience or what? I'm sure you'd be fine anyhow if that time would come Which might be soon

>>36848377
Dang it Bear you're giving me hope again

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>>36848568
Then I'm doing my job!

I guess the poor little guy gave up already

>>36847898
come on oniichan why dont you want me to suck your cock with my cute imouto mouth?

Bump of the umbilical noose

>>36847301
You've got a point, this is my kid so he'd had the grace of a retarded turtle, so he'd already be falling, now he's gonna do dumb boy stuff (I've seen enough of that to know it's just stupid and reckless) so he might just die

Surely this is some kind of bump

>>36833050
I don't live with my parents you fucking loser

>>36851253
Call them up and say hi like a good son

>>36851253
How old are you?

Europa

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>>36850417
>Mfw L only wants to have boys.
>Claims that a girl would be a pain in the ass.
>Mfw I want to be that stereotypical hard ass dad who sits on the porch polishing a shotgun when the daughter brings a potential boyfriend home.

>>36851897
Well I guess it's a good thing neither of you can control the kid's gender.
Relax you're gonna get incestuous diferent gender twins.

>>36851897
I want to sit on the porch with a shotgun and yell at kids who come within an inch of my yard
don't be a hardass dad on your potential daughter, try and be her friend but also stern

>>36851897
Huh, only time I've ever actually seen someone brandishing a shotgun on the porch was when I came to a farmer's field to drop off tree branches. Always call to remind someone if you're going to be on their property.

>>36852033
No Laura, you can't just start self-inserting into Protective's future daughter's life like that.

>>36852162
There's nothing wrong with wanting someone to have a good non-sexual relationship with their daughter

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>>36852012
God I hope not. I don't want to deal with fucked up grandchildren. With any luck, they'll be happy, healthy, and well adjusted children with a good up bringing.

>>36852033
Na, just a hard ass to anyone who tries to date her. Nothing but the best for daddy's little girl, and buckshot for the rest.

>>36852090
I wouldn't mind living out in the country, it's comfy. The gun is a must out there though, for coyotes and suitors alike.

Huh for some reason I'm having connection issues on my PC with 4chan and can't post on it because of a connection error but my internet is fine.

Anyways hi how is everyone.

>>36852430
Guess I'm fine.
Are you pregnant yet?

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>>36852457
Pfffffffft. I wish I was. don't tease

>>36852430
i hope your happiness kills you

>>36852339
Yeah, it's comfy. Only issue being the weather here being pretty random and annoying.
>>36852430
Okie dokie. Trying not to throw up because of this whole ring thing.

>>36852162
I just want him to have a nice relationship with his daughter
And if she loves him love her back
>>36852339
>Nothing but the best for daddy's little girl, and buckshot for the rest.
Kek

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>>36852602
Oh dang is that today? Good luck!

>>36852674
>And if she loves him love her back
Laura stop self inserting

>>36852712
Oh, nothe today. I'd probably be constantly running in and out of her room deciding which one of those entrances will be the one where I tell her about the gift. And then taking more time trying to present it.

I'd be busy all day.

>>36852712
No
>>36852909
Try not to over think it. Is it close?

>>36852674
>I just want him to have a nice relationship with his daughter
Because you're self inserting, right?

>And if she loves him love her back
GODDAMIT LAURA! What did I just say?

>>36852602
The weather isn't that bad, maybe if you live near a lake the weather can roll up on you very quickly but that's still not that bad.

Also don't die.


>>36852674
I'd keep any relationships with children strictly parental, not need and mutant children or L's unholy wrath.

I'm going to go spend some time with L. I can hear her thumping around downstairs for attention. I might come back to shit post later with an update if anything noteworthy happens.

>>36852946
A stone's throw away. And I probably shouldn't, but I haven't felt this weird feeling in my stomach in a long time.

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>>36852909
You got this though don't worry! Your sissy will love it even if you mess literally everything up. At worst you'll just get some imouto kapows.

>>36852946
Laura self inserting as other people's children that aren't even born yet is a bit much

>>36853002
What do you want me to do? Wish that his child hates him?
>>36853015
Yea, of course, anything else would be wrong...
Have fun
>>36853034
She loves you, you got this
>>36853046
Put your trip back on titcow

>>36853127
Oops I'm posting on other boards again so probably gonna forget again. Speaking about that, I accidentally posted with my trip on the granblue fantasy general in /vg/

Felt super embarrassed.

Hey wait don't dodge!

>>36853179
>I accidentally posted with my trip on the granblue fantasy general in /vg/
HA! Ever gotten shit for it?

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>>36853015
It's an annoyance because of work related stuff though. Still great place to live.
>don't die
This thread taught me that it's impossible. I'll be alright I think.
>>36853046
>mess literally everything up
Is there as possible way of going beyond that? I think I've hit close the hitting the barrier before. But thanks.. do you kapow your brother? besides dick bullying
>>36853127
>you got this
I think I got this

>>36853179
Nah I'm gonna dodge
Really I just want him to have good relationship with his daughter
>>36853272
YOU GOT THIS

>>36852339
>God I hope not. I don't want to deal with fucked up grandchildren. With any luck, they'll be happy, healthy, and well adjusted children with a good up bringing.

Y- yeah how much of a disappointment would that be.

And it's not like someone can be well adjusted with a good upbringing that still gets weird with their sister, right? Ha Ha

Ha

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>>36853215
Oh yeah immediately comments. I'm gonna see if I can find it right now because it was funny that someone sperg'd that a tripfag got a super rare summon.
>pic related

>>36853446
>relationship with his daughter
I know I'm just a bullychan sometimes.

>>36833116
Do it.
You will get a lot of bumps for a thread.s
1 bump = 1 ree

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>>36853215
Here were the responses I got lol
>>175719704
>>175719746
>>175719796
>>175719830
>>175719834
>>175719906
>>175720419
>>175720482

As you can see, mostly angry people because I got a 0.007% drop rate summon.

>>36853272
Oops I missed this.
I dunno, I just think you shouldn't worry about messing up. I've kapowed my aniki before.

Also this thread is making me think. What if someone had a kid with their sibling then had a kid with their child? Really activates the almonds to think about.

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>>36853446
Yeah, I got it.
>>36853462
Hey there Incest Cakes, how is it going?

>>36853826
oh shit broke my post I should of just linked the post that responded to all the replies.
>>>/vg/175721036

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>>36853841
>been on here for like 10 years
>still forget how 4chan works sometimes

kill me

>>36853827
Parents went to dinner, got high and fooled around with "A" same old same old

good luck kind of fake but not really proposing to your sister rooting for ya

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>>36853826
Ha, hope you rub it in their wounds. You said there was an Idolm@ster event going on a few threads ago. Can I still get my Sachikong if I decide to play this?
And you're right about no more worries, I'll just keep cool. Happy to hear about the kapowing too.
>>36854005
Glad things are going well for you.
A schoolmate would always ask if I wanted to try out weed in highshool. Said it would "improve my art." Would have been killed by my sister if she found out though. And thanks for the rooting.

>>36854124
You literally just missed out on 43 free gacha rolls during a limited time thing ugh I wish you listened and started sooner haha. And yeah it just won't be very soon. They do an idolmaster event every year. This year will probably have more idols.

I'll see if I can get you a reroll account from /gbfg/ for you to have a good start.

>>36854124
Yeah Im nota a 'dude weed lmao' jackass or anything it just helps me feel like the world isn't crashing down around me for once. Its funny though it does make me kind of more creative and aware of things
of corse whenever I look back on what I've written down is terrible when I'm sober.

I want to do something cute like that cute for A though. I was a little worried we've been too sexual lately and its sort of hurting us being friends. like whenever we hang out in private now were usually going at it instead of talking and having fun like we usually do
But i am also really really high right now so I'm probably overthinking. bluh.

>>36854272
>gacha rolls
You're bringing back some bad memories of Gundam Online. And I'm sorry, I should have the moment you kept showing me images of idols. I'd feel like a bother if you did that for me though.
>>36854422
Should have taken his offer back then. I could have taken the beating.
>cute like that cute
Buy her TWO rings. Has she brought anything up that goes along the lines of that? High or no high, I'm sure you'll be able to figure something out.

>>36854701
Na you're not a bother. I just ask someone for their account and give it to you. I kind of like helping people get into these fun games.

Also the gacha in GBF is pretty okay. You can play the whole game without spending a single dime.

>>36854818
Seems like a fun game and popular? Usually whenever I found in to update Taiko, I keep see it being advertised. Thanks again though.
>without spending a single dime
That's what they said about MSGO. Then I see myself getting gangbanged by a bunch of Japanese in their anime suits because I'm underpowered. But I'm holding hope for this.

>>36854701
oh shit someone actually emailed me a god-tier light team set up. They're gonna send me their login and stuff. I'll have to change their login info for you though. Also, do you mind posting an email for me to send it to you?

>>36855184
Ah, luck shines upon me. Even though it's over, I will get my Sachiko eventually.
[email protected]

>>36855356
>that email
God dammit
At least it's original, Laura basically copied mine

>>36855438
I did
>>36855356
I'm gonna shoot you an email. Why? I don't know

>>36855599
Every time you email someone new you give them my email too. Why couldn't you think up your own?

>>36855438
>God dammit
What? Did I do something wrong? I'm being completely serious here.
>>36855599
Just shoot me

>>36855755
You're just a big silly person
Also coincidentally I dared Laura to shoot me earlier today

Goodnight everyone

>>36855844
Guess she was right. It's more obsession than passion with Gundam. Goodnight!

>>36855755
Uhhhhhh
Okay
>>36855844
I did
>>36855996
Goodnight. I guess everyone else is asleep or off loving someone

>>36856188
>or off loving someone
Or sisterless.
>that feel when no sisters within arm's reach

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>>36856188
I'm here I was just setting up Bear with a good GBF account. Seems like I hit a jackpot of an alt with some ridiculous good characters.

>Lucio
Husband tier limited character too.

>>36856274
Oops I forgot again. Derp.

>>36833050
No. The last thing my dad said to me was "go fuck yourself."
That was almost 2 years ago ;_;

>>36856188
>Goodnight
I'd probably puke if I went to sleep right now. I have a game to figure out!

Fooling around on the couch tired L out and she decided laying directly on top of me was a good spot to fall asleep. Carried her upstairs and put her in bed.
I figured that I'd stay up for a while yet and get some work done for tomorrow. L will probably be up in an hour or so anyways, horny and needing to pee, so she'll wonder in to get me when she's up.

>>36856350
It's time to man up Beargguy, puking is for the weak.

>>36856502
>horny and needing to pee
Kinky

>>36855356
>>36855599
>>36856274
>The tripfag sektrit club keeps getting bigger
>you will never be a part of all the webcam sex
>you will never recieve daily pics of kissy's tits
>you will never see Laura and make fun of how small she really is.
>Austria will never send you her hot steamy lesbian sex homemade videos
>You will never recieve Deer guy's daily "Watch me get hit by cars" challenge videos.
It hurts just a little.

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>>36856350
Go get those idols!

>>36856574
I'm sorry anon.

>>36856349
what did you do?

uterus my post

>>36856535
L has a very specific pre-bedtime ritual that she does every night. If she doesn't do it she's guaranteed to wake up.
As for the horny part, she's like me, she always wakes up aroused, be it a nap or a full nights rest.

>>36856257
I know that feel
>>36856349
What happened?
>>36856350
That seems like an unhealthy way to dive into something
>>36856574
Why is everyone else's mildly positive?

>>36856188
I'm lurking, awake and miserable

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>>36856502
I'll have you know that I'm plenty man enough and the last time I've puked was when I got the flu a few months ago. But you're right. It's time this Beargguy becomes a Nyagguy.
>>36856574
I can show you Gunpla pictures if you want.
>>36856618
Look how smug she is!
>>36856806
I've survived this long that way.
>>36856815
Then lets that turn into posting, awake, and okay.

>>36856815
>miserable
What's up?

>>36856919
Thanks man

>>36856921
it's pretty natural to be miserable on a sunday night. For me at least. I'm not off loving someone is what I was getting at

>>36856574
Yes everything you just listed definitely happens and it's fantastic

>>36833050
result was that people were weirded out by a guy hugging a grave

>>36856618
>Doesn't deny it

>>36856806
>Why is everyone else's mildly positive?
Really? I honestly thought your's was the most positive, specially because you must be used to it,
>Doesn't deny it.

>>36856919
Might as well post them.
>Doesn't deny it.

>Nobody denies it
Fucking hell! It's moments like this that makes me want to RP like everyone else, but then I remember I don't like being hated by fucking everyone, then I remember that I'm never going to meet you people so it doesn't matter, then I remember I don't have the time or energy for this shit.

>>36857146
There is no seekrit club
that I know of
>>36857006
It's alright friend, you're not the only one alone tonight

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>>36857006
I'm just here trying to figure out Granblue Fantasy all by my lonesome. I should be sleeping because of work tomorrow, but nah.
>>36857146
Nigga, it's just model kits. Holy hell.

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>>36857146
Nobody has seen anything except a single non-lewd picture
>pic somehow related

>>36857290
there is no club

>>36857394
Now we have something to talk about when the thread is slow.

>>36857525
Looking forward to it, but I've hit my limit on how long I can keep my eyes open for this night.

>tfw you want to be a part of a special club
>tfw your best friend is your mom

>>36833050
im not touching that disgusting piece of shit

Just banged my sister lads it went perfectly and there will never be any consequences so I'd recommend it.

imma trip fag let me get trips

Just had a baby with my mom. Girl's perfect. Don't believe the bullshit about defects. Gonna knock her up too when the time's right. Incest is best!

Ever since I started trying to teach my sister how to fight, I noticed how unattractive she is to me and how exhausting it can be to teach her.
Also, I hugged my father two weeks ago.

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I would but he lives too far away.

>>36857664
>tfw I masturbated to milfs

I swear I wasn't thinking about my mom.

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What the heck where is everyone?

Dang everyone really did die tonight, didn't they?

>>36833050
No
We're British, we don't tell people we love them.
We just bottle it the fuck up till they're on their death bed. We miss the chance all the same and bottle up the feelings of resentment and missed chances.
The vicious cycle continues

I'm just gonna leave this here as a reminder of what this thread is really about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjNNxI2vZnI

>>36857664
I'm not in a secret club and my best friend is my dad
>>36861417
Dang, and here I thought the British loved incest, or at least participated often

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>>36861615
You can be in my secret club. Everybody is my best friend in there.

>>36861615
The aristocrats sure do.
I'm bourgeoise tho

Y'all need to post some goddamn cute stories

>>36861711
Yay
>>36862563
This, we need some non lewd cute here

>>36833050
Me and my Father only ever hug when we're both incredibly drunk

>>36861711
>You can be in my secret club.
Let me join please ;_;
>>36863475
Fuck off pedoshit.

>>36864023
But anon, I have no reason to leave these threads

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It's happening. My aniki said he's okay with having sex with me.
I should do it.

Anybody else ready to fucking kill themself today?
:^)

>>36864748
Post pictures of the aftermath

>>36864748
>>36864785

Guess who forgot her trip again

I have a suspicion most people on this board have little to no contact with their fathers

>>36865004
You're wrong. I see my dad's urn everyday.

>>36865561
rip dad, at least you know he is a jew, since the ashes remained

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Can't hug a grave, bud

>>36865576
Oy vey. Remember the 6 gorillion ashes at auschwitz.

Come on, I can't be the only one killing myself today, right? Who else will join me?

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>>36864748
Have him wrap it.
>>36866684
Why would we want to die today of all days?

>>36856806
>mildly positive
>I wanna see porn of you and your sister
Laura pls

>>36865579
clearly you haven't tried

you can also talk to it then burst into a sobbing fit mid sentence. Everyone does it

>>36864748
Not anytime soon, he said.

>>36867454
I think we all knew he wouldn't last.

>>36867505
Hopefully he does, in bed.

>>36837150
Why would you feel like am idiot if it's your pa. Atleast you didn't drop it.

>>36862563
I have a stupid story about holding hands

This was a while ago, I was about 14 or 15. Our parents used to visit our grandparents as a short day trip for them to catch up and have dinner, which meant they had to take us with them. It was always a long wait for them to finally start preparing dinner (which admittedly was the only part I was interested in). Anyway, one time I had to go to the toilet - for context, the bathroom was really small, there was barely enough space for two people to stand and the rest of the space was taken up by the toilet, shower and sink which were really close together. Not only was this already hell since I hate small enclosed spaces, alongside that I also ended up having to deal with painful constipation.

So the relevant part, after a while my otouto (13 then) knocked on the door and said he needed to wash his hands because he'd been playing in the garden (why he couldn't do it in the kitchen sink is still a mystery). Our family is fairly liberal about privacy so I said fine. By that point I was probably about to cry from claustrophobia; so when he'd washed and was about to leave I just grabbed his hand and held it as tightly as I could just to focus on something else. He looked at me weirdly and tried to pull away but I told him I was in pain and he didn't try to let go again until after a short minute.

He'd brought it up a few times just to embarrass me until I teased back and told him it's the closest he'll get to penetration.

>>36864748
He was bound to give in at some point, have fun.

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>>36867103
Yea he's saying you guys are hot and steamy, he's calling me small

>>36869139
Well, Laura, you ARE smol.
And for what it's worth I'm really not sure our sex looks hot and steamy, I twitch like a retard and the faces she makes are cute to me but probably not to anyone else.

>>36869139
But you are smol, chick nugget

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>>36868775
cutee

origorig

>>36869165
...you're small
And if it's any solace, I'm probably gonna look like an idiot during sex
>>36868775
Shoot I didn't see this, I got a story
Our apartment only had one bathroom, so one night my dad came home while I was peeing, he just yelled "open the fucking door", when I did he barged in and pissed in the tub
As he was walking out he just looked at me and said "hey"

Test post
Originalo

>>36869319
Well I'm not small compared to you Laura.
But yeah I'm pretty sure most people look kinda retarded when having sex, anyway.

>>36833050
>Haven't seen my father in 13 years

Don't think that's possible Anon

>>36868775
>spoiler
kek

>>36869139
I think you're small, hot, and steamy

>>36869319
You both had your dicks out at the same time in a private enclosed area and you didn't try anything? Missed opportunity, Laura.

>>36869532
Yea I guess we'll find out
>>36869669
I was sitting there trying to take a piss, I want him to see me naked but not like that, it didn't bother me but it was far from sexual, I doubt he saw more than leg

>>36869762
>I want him to see me naked but not like that
Beggars can't be choosers
Did you see his dick?

>little sister is a big time cuddler
>always wanting to snuggle any time I visit home
>which is multiple times a week
>she's getting to an age where it may be questionable
>it's okay because I'm very gay
>my aunt still thinks I'm going to molest her and is always harassing me and my mom about it
>I've been in a relationship for a year and a half
>she knows my boyfriend
>still gives me shit

How to fix? Also, she's has a surprisingly boyish personality and I'm worried my gayness won't help me have a great relationship with her after all.

Give me summer fun ideas.

>>36869842
Something small? Maybe laser tag or paintball
Bigger? Maybe a road trip? I'm thinking of pitching that idea to my bf, if you're mom let's you go it seems like it could be fun to drive around and see new things
>>36869810
No he was behind the curtain

where the fuck is anal cuck to bump this shit?

>>36870027
>I'm thinking of pitching that idea to my bf
Really? What kind of place did you have in mind?

>>36870027
She's 9 so roadtrips aren't really an option yet. I think she might like lazer tag though.

>>36870559
She's at work now, she said somewhere in the midwest

>>36864748
Are you pregnant yet?

Everyone will be pregnant within a month

>>36872087
ooh can I be pregnant too? please please please ^_^

>tfw storychan probably really is done posting here
>everything is really boring now
>tfw picking kissychan over storychan is one of the worst decisions of my life

can you come back and pretend to be lucy please? i miss you... everyone is so boring now

>>36872271
Hell no! Lucy was easily the worst out of Story's personas, 'she' was ok at first but then became really annoying, didn't help that she had like a thousand orbiters in every post.

>>36872503
but the cute posting is some of the best i have seen

>>36872503
>orbiters
No.
And Lucy was adorable as fuck, that's why everyone talked to her so much

>>36872608
Of course the biggest orbiter of them all comes out of the woodwork to defend story-cunt.

>>36872503
>>36872747
hey kissychan you forgot your trip

>>36872747
Please, tell me how I'm the "biggest orbiter"

>>36872781
Stop trying to start shit

>>36872594
>>36872608
>>36872608
I don't know, she was cute, but after she 'returned' she started becoming kinda annoying and whiny, kinda felt like she was actually attention-whoring, stopped reading her posts after that, which was kinda weird because I was there encouraging her since her first post.Well not really because everthing would have happened the way it did regardless.

>>36872820
She says that every character was a small part of her. Lucy displayed a lot of her insecurities. She even used the Lucy character outside of these threads regularly, seeing as she uses RPing to post more than she does actually posting as herself it could have just been her emulating her issues at the time.

>>36872794
Fuck you tripnamefag, you can fucking die. "Don't start shit," he says, your shit started when your whore mother gave birth to you

>>36872892
don't you have some knock off doujin tier smut to write, kissychan?

>>36872906
Even a retard could tell that's not her. Look at the posting style.

I have an itch that Story_chan's favorite character to post as was College Girl. If she were to post as anyone it would probably be her.

>>36872955
>Story_chan's favorite character to post as was College Girl.
I wounder how you know that :^)

>>36872892
lel

>>36872906
Stop trying to start shit

>>36872955
Interesting itch you have there, random poster. What makes you think that?

>>36872936
yeah because her avatar poster shitty cuteposting is definitely the only way she could post

something something camwhore something something storychan's fault

>>36873010
I'm not sure, it's just a hunch.

>>36873022
To be honest I think her real favorite character has nothing to do with these threads though but rather a character from another series of lewd threads a couple years ago.

>>36873026
Dude stop, Kissy isn't the only one who dislikes Story, one of the posts your replied to was me.
Kissy has been gone for some time.

>>36873076
Interesting indeed

>>36873093
Sounded like she's getting sum fuk right now

>>36872608
what the fuck is it with you and your boner for Story-chan

>>36873076
Very interesting, tell me more random poster.

>>36873196
I have no such boner for Thicc-chan, I just liked her stories, appreciate how she kept the threads going, and think she deserves happiness just like most people do. She's a pretty interesting character herself
I've gotta go do a thing, I should be back in a half hour or so

>>36873196
probably because shes the best poster in this series of threads and way better than you kissychan

>>36873318
>Fake posters suck, and should die reeeeee
>Story-chan is best gurl