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Hug your family members

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Go give your sister, brother, mother, or some other family member a hug and tell them you love them, then post results
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>>36777869
fuck you stop these posts
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>>36777869
Why spam a board that isn't for spamming?
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>>36777869
I hugged my aniki and gave him a kissu.
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fuck these threads and you faggots who circlejerk in them.
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these threads were cool for the first 2 or so, they don't need to become a reoccurring general, it's old at this point
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>>36777709
I'm sorry for your feel

>>36777820
>So making out is fine?

There'd have to be actual desire behind that so no, the most intimate thing we do is kiss each other occasionally and I don't really get into it.

>>36777975
If I was going to do something like that with anyone I'd want it to be mutual.
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>>36778266
I see I see. I understand where you're at now, sorry for the prodding. Seems like you 2 are pretty happy regardless. I look forward to more greentext in the future.
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>>36778266
My feel is nothing compared to his when the time comes.
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>>36778266
>the most intimate thing we do is kiss each other occasionally and I don't really get into it.

Then please stop doing it. You're giving him false hopes and leading him on
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>>36778266
This >>36778527
Poor guy is going to be crushed when you 'break up' more so because he must be thinking he has an actual chance.
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>>36778266
In that case I'd say yeah it's better to build some distance rather than encourage it. It's a lot healthier for him to move on instead of settle on some middle ground. That doesn't necessarily mean you two will drift apart as siblings or anything, either.
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>>36778342
That time is going to be a long while away. I prefer real friendship over relationships, I've never felt desire for anyone honestly.

>>36778527
>>36778706
>>36778999
I should probably be more clear, I do like the kissing but I don't get into it in the sense that it doesn't turn into french/making out

Trust me I've told him multiple times that I have no intentions beyond what we have and that it would honestly be better for us to stay distant so he could get over it, that I'm really just blue balling him and that staying with me like this will be more painful in the long run but he's fucking adamant about keeping it like this. It also doesn't help that we have the same friends and cutting ourselves off from one another will affect pretty much everything. Things were already fucked from the start.

And being completely honest there's a part of me that wishes I could just wake up one day and return his feelings, though I have a good idea of how likely that is. I don't spend time with him just to please him, I also do it to see how I'd feel in that kind of relationship. If that means anything.
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>>36779127
I support this, clog neesan. Don't listen to the naysayers.
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>>36779127
>so he could get over it
That's never gonna happen.
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>>36779127
>there's a part of me that wishes I could just wake up one day and return his feelings

that's called guilt. But don't feel guilty for not liking him back; feel guilty for the suffering you're going to cause him in the future if you don't back out now
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Oh no the thread almost died. It's my fault, guys. I'm sorry.
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>>36780439
Funny, that's usually my job
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>>36780759
Probably being lewded by her dad. I can imagine he was kissing her neck, running his hands all over her body while he's calling her beautiful and amazing, and while he whispers in her ear "I will never hurt you again" before making sweet love to her. Then sending a farewell text to her mom and getting his things ready so he can run away with Laura, the love of his life

that's totally what happened in the span of a couple hours
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>>36780875
Huh. Fancy that.

wonder why that guy deleted his post
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>>36780875
That's nice, good for her

>>36780915
Mods got triggered for some reason.
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>>36780990
That happened to me too a couple days ago. Never thought they were actually doing that
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>>36781093
Yeah, I was suprised, didn't expect it, first time happening to me.
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>>36780875
>>36780759
>running his hands all over her body while he's calling her beautiful and amazing, and while he whispers in her ear "I will never hurt you again" before making sweet love to her.
DELET THIS DELET THIS DELET THIS DELET THIS DELET THIS DELET THIS DELET THIS DELET THIS DELET THIS DELET THIS DELET THIS DELET THIS
THIS GENUINELY HURTS DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET
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>>36781150
Poor Laura. I actually feel bad now like when a bully sees someone they hurt cry then realize they pushed someone too hard.

feelsbad
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>>36781218
She's just salty that her flea bites will never get bigger without the addition of silicone or saline
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>>36781241
Or, you know, maybe she still wants to be with her dad and posts like that make her genuinely sad
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>>36781270
>that name
are you who I think you are
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>>36781241
na I won't even play that card today. that post was rough thinking about it
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>>36781150
have you ever imagined lying on your side with him behind you, and just feeling his stubble on the part where your neck meets your shoulder? From there, his lips would make their way up to your ear and bite it, only to go back down where it started. But of course, that wouldn't be the only skin-on-skin contact. You'd both be naked. And he might be railing you from behind during this ordeal, his hot breath against your neck would feel great. And he'd be holding on to your hips, your bodies would move in unison and he would thrust like there was no tomorrow
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>>36781241
Nah man, come on in retrospective it was actually kinda harsh.
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>>36777869

the last time i tried to hug my mom she shoved me away and yelled "DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME" lol
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>>36781270
>>36781297
>>36781347
Jesus you guys, come on. I'm not Angry-chan, but this is bordering on white knight shit if we can't even make jokes. Fucking change your tampons
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>>36781292
No, I've never fucked an animal, I just get hit by cars sometimes

>>36781330
You're not funny, you're an asshole
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These threads are so fucking cancerous, jesus christ
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>>36777869
omg i hugged my sister and we started fugging and there were no consequences and we were happy 4eva thanks guys
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>>36781399
nah I thought you were a certain ex amateur porn star
dont get hit by cars
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>>36781218
>>36781297
>>36781270
Don't feel bad about it, it's not your fault, I know you guys like to poke fun, I won't say you intentionally went too far but that just struck a nerve for me, sorry to be a buzzkill
>>36781330
Yea kick me while I'm down
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>>36781427
I just try to tell myself everyone is a LARPing faggot and a single child.
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>>36781436
You're missing the point of these threads

>>36781439
I try, apparently not hard enough though

>>36781529
All I can say for sure is I have 2 1/2 siblings and Laura's real
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>>36781461
>Yea kick me while I'm down

Yeah that is what I was doing. I won't bother doing it more though because I know you're not stupid enough to read any more erotica of you and your dad

"Laura, baby, I love you so much. Nothing will keep us apart"
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>>36781564
>2 1/2 siblings
uwotm8
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>>36781564
>You're missing the point of these threads
aware me pls
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>>36781218
Don't pretend you wrote >>36780875

you didn't
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>>36781583
Half siblings are a thing.
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>>36781573
>You're not stupid enough to read any more erotica of you and your dad
I would if you did, but more for the emotional side than the physical
>>36781529
I actually am an only child
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>>36777869
My relationship with my parents is emotionless. I don't really hate them. But I simply don't like them. And I don't want to hug them and make them think I care for them.
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>>36781583
2 siblings, one half sibling

>>36781590
I don't have the picture I want to post saved, but they're for situations where siblings don't feel loved, receive a hug and an "I love you," and start feeling better about themselves. Also cuteposts
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>be me
>have 8 siblings
>only one of them is full blooded
who else here /sonofsluts/
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>>36777869
My sister always wants to hug me. I push her off tho cuz I'm not a sick pervert. I bet hugging gets you off...
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>>36781692
>but they're for situations where siblings don't feel loved, receive a hug and an "I love you,"
That's cool. How do you feel about the incest posters?
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>>36781658
I wanted your tears, not your approval. I have nothing better to do with my life than make someone cry. Be considerate here. Please.
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>>36781736
Most of them are pretty alright
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Forgot to mention, there was a guy last thread who hugged his infant daughter, just wanted to say, keep hugging her
I don't know if you're still here but I wasn't late to reply last time
>>36781753
I guess if it means that much, it did actually strike a chord and mildly upset me
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>>36781873
Wanna know something? You're either too nice for your own good or more clever than most people. Maybe a bit of both.
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>>36781461
Na you're not a buzzkill. I can even joke with people saying stuff like "Your aniki will never take your virginity" and even I was like ooof that's rough.

>>36781608
What I didn't pretend to write it. I just felt bad someone took the thread's bully target too far.
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>>36782053
>Too nice
>Too clever
If those are my options, it's probably the former
>>36782275
Eh, I'm over it
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>>36782609
>Eh, I'm over it
That's the spirit
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>>36782737
>leave trip up on other boards by accident
>forget to put it back on posting here
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>>36782737
I'm not over you STEALING MY ANIME GIRLS
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>>36782931
Okay okay smol girl. I'll try not to steal your anime girls.
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Guess I'll give another quick blughblighblu update since we're about to pig out a bit. The concert went really well, and she had a nice little solo part too. No matter how much I asked them, our parents didn't show up. Annoyed me more than it did my sister, but oh well.What's in the past is in the past though. No need to dwell on it. Got at little happy wave from her when she spotted us in the audience.

>Her friend has a little brother around 8
>She told him before that I have "Transformers" toys
>Every intermission consisted of him talking my ear off about Transformers and which was my favorite
>He seems as obsessed as I am with Gundam, so I played along when I didn't know shit about Transformers
>I hate her friend
>Besides that, I got a pretty tight squeeze of a hug by my sister when it was all done
>Wouldn't stop saying how thankful she was that I always show up for everything
>Would have planted a kiss on her if we weren't surrounded by her band buddies who knew who I was
>That and if I wasn't such a spazz
>The stupid part of me wishes I did

I hate that stupid cat.
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>>36783386
Should have just done it to assert your dominance and make everyone know she's your woman.
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>>36783528
We kissed while we were parked at the parking lot if that counts.
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>>36783622
Did anyone even see you?
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>>36783632
We got out around 9 and it was pretty dark. Wasn't like we were going at it loud and proud like chimps.
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>>36783672
That's not how you assert your dominance and make everyone know she's your woman.
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>>36783721
She's showed the kits we've worked on together to her friends. I think everyone already knows that she's mine.
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>>36783800
Only you can say something like that with a straight face.
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>>36783800
You dork.
btw is proposing time close?
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>>36783871
It's a direct passageway to every person's heart, man. Gotta give me points for that. They call them Transformers too
>>36783886
Very, very, very close. I can't think of a clever way to say how close it is, so I'll just say it's super close. I've been feeling a bit of uneasiness in the past few days, but hopefully it goes away before her birthday.
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>>36783979
Is it this weekend?
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>>36783386
Sounds like it went really well. Good job doing your aniki duties!

>>36783979
Just go all in. Good luck!
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>>36784044
No I was told not to share the date, but you might figure it out anyways.
>>36784089
I was thinking about posting the audio of her little solo part, but I dunno. Thanks though. Means a lot.
>Just go all in
I've never gambled, but I'm sure I'll hit the jackpot with this. I don't know if that works with what you gave me, but I'll pat myself on the back.
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>>36784089
>Just go all in
That's would you should be telling your brother.
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>>36784198
Fucking Deer guy Still don't understand the logic behind hiding it, not like anyone can track a person based on his/her birthday, plus you already shared your own birthday date and I guess nothing happened to you.
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>>36784258
I don't even think it was him that time
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>>36784290
It was, he had the trip on.
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>>36784198
>>36784258
>>36784290
I think it was me
Either way, every little detail makes it easier to track someone down
Posting audio's probably a bad idea too
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>>36784198
Post audio of her calling you onii-chan
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>>36784258
No fucking. It's understandable why it would be a bad idea. Guess I fumbled when I shared mine, but oh well.
>>36784344
You're probably right about the audio.
>>36784369
Does anyone get off on that? I'd imagine it would be weird if you were called that if you weren't Asian.
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>>36784477
>he doesn't get off on his sister calling him onii-chan
I bet you don't even get a boner in your heart when she tells you she loves you.
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>>36784344
Did you doxx someone or something? What am I missing?

>>36784477
>Does anyone get off on that?
I legit don't use Japanese titles in real life and only say them on this board. I'm not sure why people get off on hearing it.
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>>36784524
I may have gotten bored and possibly figured out Pat's last name out of curiosity a few months ago
Goodnight everyone
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>>36784477
>It's understandable why it would be a bad idea.
Am I really the only who just doesn't see it?
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>>36784523
Now you're just being mean. I get heart boners all the time, and I've gotten heart orgasms too.
>>36784524
I rarely do anymore. Gets annoying typing it out and I'd much rather just use her first initial. That might be too much information too.
>>36784611
Oh, shit. Night.
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>Tfw sister is basically a not failed version of myself
What went wrong?
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>>36784655
You should get her to teach you her secrets.
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>>36784611
huh. Goodnight.

>>36784649
I want to just say Mook on here but I feel I would confuse people who haven't read my posts before.
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>>36784646
It's good to have a bit of caution in anything I guess. Especially if it's something like this.
>>36784776
You do you. I'm sure people will understand.
>tfw all the nicknames my sister uses for me changes on a daily basis
I'm sure she has a list somewhere on her computer, and I'll find it one of these days.

I'm off to bed. Hope everyone has a good night or day.
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Overall a quiet day, we barely heard anything from anyone.
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>>36784884
Goodnight Bear.

>>36785353
Well I had a great day today. I guess it's just not greentext worthy. On a side note, someone on /r9k/ got a cell tower's IP banned for posting illegal stuff so I couldn't post while ring shopping today. I thought that was pretty funny.

>mfw a robot may have unwittingly seen me walking around with my aniki in a mall
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>>36785522
So have you decied on a ring and did you get any lingerie for him to tear up as soon as you put it on?
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>>36785522
So what, is he waiting until you're married to him to have sex with you? Wasn't that kinda guy with his fiancee, was he?
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>>36785611
Pfffft I wish he would do that. Stop putting things in my head.

>>36785620
No. We're gonna basically RP married (to make me happy pretty much) but he's not gonna put it in my cooter. And no he really wasn't.
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>>36785683
>he's not gonna put it in my cooter
Not with that attitude.
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>>36785683
>And no he really wasn't
So could you like hear them?
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>>36785714
no bully, you're making me want to try again

>>36785733
No not that. We talked about his sexual history a bit. It's not like I get jealous hearing about it or anything.
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>>36785784
Do you think he's getting you a ring just to humor you or something? People change their minds all the time.
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>>36785784
>you're making me want to try again
I'm telling you, some hot lingerie would really make the job a lot easier.
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>>36785813
Oh yeah, some crotchless panties, or whatever, right? They won't just look good.
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>>36785809
How the ring conversation went. Roughly. it's been over a week
>Hey since we love each other like this now we're basically a married couple already
>Can we get pretend married?
>worriedlook.jpg
>"As long as you don't take it too serious. Pretend is fine just seriously, don't take it too far"

I think I can assume he meant it.

>>36785813
Shhhhh stop giving me hope.
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>>36786122
You've done some stuff. It's only a matter of time. Unless, of course, he meet another woman.
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i had a wet dream last night that involved me fucking my sister

what did my brain mean by this
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>>36786145
>Unless, of course, he meet another woman.
s-stop
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>>36786412
Gotta think about long term stuff and all that.
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Kiss count: 6

I think she just wanted kisses. Her roommate is now my roommate as well I guess.
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>>36786491
That's a sad number of kisses. You should be at two dozen at least by now.
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>>36786874
>by now
>not in the triple digits
And he says he loves his sister.
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>>36786223
they're pretty common desu
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>>36786223
Anon, it meant you are destined to hold her hand
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Since this is how an incest general, we need to make a real OP filled with information and tips on how to seduce and lewd family members as well as how to deal with it and the consequences of each step so newfags know what to do when they feel like it.
Call it incest general. /ig/. How about that?
Anyone wanna make content to put in the OP in the form of pastebins?
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>>36787515
If more people were actually awake right now, I would fully support this. Maybe turn it into a thread project one day.
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trip test one1
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Triptest two2
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>>36787708
>>36787724
tripname ##password
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>>36787724
Operation successful. Not a bad trip there heh.
I'm a king now with that trip.
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>>36787733
Yes I know. I was just waiting for a coherent word in my trip.
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>will never be born a girl that can go to her sister and cuddle whenever she's lonely
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>>36787792
Anon, we can only have one sister-sister incest couple in this thread. That's why you were born a male.
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>>36787792
But brothers can dominate sisters and the sisters like it.
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>>36787832
I can agree with this post. It's true.
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>>36787515
>seduce
>lewd

I think it would be better to focus on normal family love as the general premise rather than "lol fuck ur sis". That would probably turn away a lot of people.
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>>36787922
No. This is an incest general.
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>>36787922
If this were any other board other than r9k I would agree, but r9k bring r9k this is incest general.
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>step sister wants me to cosplay with her
>say maybe because i wanna see them cosplay pussy
>she explains that she's gonna be some girl
>i'm supposed to be the BF character i guess
>toradora I think?
>nothing weird anon it's just it wont make sense if i go alone cosplayed
>say ill look into it
>she actually gets me an outfit
>she already has her done
>yesterday we posed and made her super special instagram pic
>none of her friends know i'm her step brother
>found it weird she mentioned it
>look at comments out of curriosity
>eggplant emoji, one girl asks who i am, evreryone else says we look great
>mfw fucking 100+ likes
>anon you better wake up on time and be ready packed
>it's tomorrow and part of weekend
>wants to go each day
>we rented a 1 bedroom hotel like 2 miles from place
>fucking $300 or some shit for 2.5 days
>can't fucking sleep
>kinda horny

how do into my step sisters vagina
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>>36788091
Make a casual joke about "playing the part" and see where it leads. Post results.
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>>36788136
oh i'm sure something at least a fake kiss will happen. One of the pictures we took she was sitting on my lap. only thing that saved me from piercing her was a tiny pillow she sat on. she never posted it online that I know of.
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>One thread about loving your family
>One thread about punishing sister for posting nudes
>One thread about cousin showing off ass

Never change, /r9k/
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>>36784198
I hope your parents find out and kick you out you disgusting abomination.
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>>36788411
Of course anon, but it seems like your step imouto is trying to tell you something. You should make jokes that are plausibly deniable if it goes wrong.

Try to get more than just a "fake kiss". You can do it, anon.
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omg just hugged my dad we we started fugging thanks guys
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>>36788443
>One thread about punishing sister for posting nudes
go oooooooooon
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>>36788479
A guy posters his sister's nudes and tells everyone that if someone gets trips he will send her the thread.
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omg just hugged my brothers sister and we started fugging thanks guys
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>>36788479
Here
>>36788194
Enjoy.

Originel
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>>36788542
This post must have hurt so bad
>>36788554

I'm weak right now
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Just fugged my wife's son lads.
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>>36788583
Just fugged your wife, lad.
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>>36787515
That might be a good idea if A. This was an incest general and not a hug your sister/family thread and B. Generals weren't banned
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>>36788757
>if A. This was an incest general
Come on anon, you know exactly what this is
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>>36788639
I'm gonna fug you mate and complete the circle.
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>>36788801
Just don't get me pregnant, anon.
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>>36788793
It's a hug your sister/family thread, I posted it. Incest just happens to be a byproduct sometimes
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I think I'm gonna try and sleep again, fellas. Rough panic attacks and Mook has work so I can't bother him.

Life sucks sometimes.
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>>36789328
Panic attacks? you? What.
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>>36789338
she got BLACKED at 15, remember?
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>>36789430
No I'm new.
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>>36789447
couple of black teens molested her at school and threatened to kill her if she told. she supposedly has ptsd or something.

in other words, BLACKED
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tfw only has a cat to hug for family
tfw the cat is literally your only friend
tfw cat gives best hugs for the past 19 years
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>>36789482
Was it full rape or just molestation?
Does she hate everyone with a black skin now?
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>>36789522
molestation but she never wrote down everything
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>>36777869
>Tfw my big sister moved to another state for uni
>used to Skype her everyday
>now she's always too busy with her new friends
>try to Skype her, she never answers or tries to end the convo in a rush

What should I do? I genuinely really miss her, I want to tell her I cried last night but I'm not sure if that will make her hate me more.
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>>36790433
Why did you cry last night? how old are you and what's your gender?
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>>36790433
Cry in front of her on Skype. You pussy.
Even when you cry, you cry at the wrong moments.
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>>36790512
Male, 18. I cried cause I'm sad cause my life sucks and I miss my sister
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>>36790597
Next time tell her you really miss her and you have some stuff you need to talk to her about
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>>36781564
do you believe anyone in these threads? Didn't these threads have some rolling for results part to them?
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>>36791290
Some I believe, some I don't. I still treat everyone as if they're real though.
They did, but people rarely rolled, and when they did they usually didn't post results
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Oh yeah, cinco de mayo. That's why r9k's so slow right now.
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Hope everyone is having a good morning or night.
Not that it matters, but this was the song https://youtube.com/watch?v=D6JiXUQ3M8M
Supposedly this was to represent the Latinos in the band, but none of them got the solo parts. I don't know if that's funny or not, but my sister laughed about it.
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>>36792170
>Implying
>>36792221
That's a really Mexican robot there. Are there a lot of Hispanic people where you live?
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>>36792310
>robot
I'm so on edge because of yesterday with her friends brother that I don't know if you're screwing with me or not.
Eh, I'd say there is nice amount of Hispanics here. There were a few Mexican kids sitting next to use who kept their swearing muffled, but then their mom dragged them out.
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>>36792460
I uh, I meant to type robot but I just remembered they're suits, forgive me
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>>36792510
Oh fug, I let the autism out. Sorry! I don't want to be "that" guy when it comes to this kind of stuff.
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>>36792545
No I thought it was funny, you're not being that guy or anything
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>>36792570
Then I'll just keep it on. I remember you saying there were a lot of black people in your school before, what was the deal with the Hispanics? Any at all?
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>>36792630
Yea a few, race wise it was pretty wish washey so we had a bit of everything, even 2 Muslim kids (one of them was fucking hilarious, we had a school play one time and it was heavily implied he was fucking a goat)
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>>36792674
We just had two types at our school. A lot of Filipinos in my senior year, so I don't know what happened there.
>heavily implied he was fucking a goat
How and did he ever realise it at all? Your school plays sound more entertaining than the ones we had.
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>>36792310
It's from Mobile Fighter G Gundam. To replace war, every 4 years every country has one representative pilot a Gundam to compete in the Gundam Fight tournament for control over all the space colonies until they in turn lose. What you see in the picture is the Tequila Gundam from Mexico.
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>>36792753
He knew, and chances are it might have been his idea
>Scene is supposed to be some friends coming by his house to pick him up
>Knock on door
>Dune coon opens door slightly, bare shoulder sticking out so he's obviously shirtless
>Putting on a really thick accent
>Says he'll be out in a bit
>Friends try and get inside to wait or whatever
>He won't let them in, keeps trying to close the door
>Calls them infidels at one point
>Eventually a goat noise plays
>Everyone pauses and Muslim kid looks back
>Slams door
>Series of goat noises play and abruptly stop
>Opens the door a few seconds later buttoning up a shirt
>Other kids still awestruck
My school was pretty fun, the teachers were pretty laid back
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The series has so many stereotypes it's hilarious. Like Norway's is a Viking with longship and all, America has a football player looking thing with revolvers that can shed armor to look like a boxer, Britain has a royal guard, Egypt has a literal mummified pilot. The whole thing is hilarious and worth watching even if you don't like Mecha.
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>>36792816
Favorite MS?
Do you believe in the myth that the Noble Gundam was just shoehorned into Sweden?
>>36792875
>Series of goat noises play and abruptly stop
Jesus fug that's hilarious. Kudos on the guy if he was in on it. We had a Brazilian kid who'd get pretty mad if anyone ever made fun of him. Almost beat up a Japanese exchange student.
Your school seemed pretty lax in general.
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>>36793001
I feel like Allenby was the result of executive meddling and they were like "hey, they don't have a Gundam yet it can go there"

Favorite MS from this series is Master Gundam. Out of all of the series, Sazabi and Gusion Rebake are about tied.
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>>36792816
Well I'm glad to know what bearguy is constantly talking about, thanks
>>36793001
We had a transfer student, I think he was gay
Yea it was lax, made it a lot easier that I could go to the bathroom for a 10 minute breather if I had to
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>>36793075
>Master Gundam
You've got spectacular taste, man. Fucking kudos.
Nice MS picks too. I absolutely love the Gouf Custom with the Kampfer coming in at close second.
>>36793287
My sister was talking about a Taiwanese guy who was gay a few months ago. Said he cried a lot.
Dang, that's lax. Someone would always pop in to check to see if there was anyone in the restroom.
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>>36793383
In all fairness a lot of my high opinions on the Master Gundam are based on how great Master Asia is. I've also always preferred Zeonic designs to Fed. IBO was the first series where I've actually preferred Gundam designs to non-Gundams
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>>36793512
Eh, I chalk my love for the Gouf Custom for The 08th MS Team being the series that really started my love for it all. But I'm on the same boat with preferring Zeon suits designs.
IBO just had great suits in general, even though people complain about narrow waists. Grimgerde is great though and so is the 1/100 model.
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Damn Beargguy, not bumping
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>>36794402
Sorry, bb. I felt kinda embarrassed to post anymore after I went that far off topic. Apologies to everyone.
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>>36794504
>Godzilla
Now we,can talk. Who's your favorite monster? Mines Gigan , the body sawblade is too cool
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This is for you tripfags and people who indulge in what you call "purest love"

All of you are pieces of cute. What you do is absolutely adorable and you all deserve to be happy. Basically you're a bunch of irredeemable sweeties and you make me want to smile

now go hugg yourselves you fucking cinnamon rolls
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>>36795144
>Gigan
Again, showing impeccable tastes besides waifus.
>Favorite monster
Gotta be Biollante. Favorite movie and monster. You excited about the upcoming anime film?
>>36795198
I'll hug you.
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>>36795303
>Gotta be Biollante.
Amazing taste Bearguy.
As usual, Laura's taste a shit
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>>36795389
Being a rude dude today. Gigan is cool.
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>>36795144
King Ghidora
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>>36791382
Who do you think is fake?
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>>36795303
I know some Japanese company is making a movie with a guy in a Burning Godzilla suit, the old fashioned way, haven't heard of another animated movie
>>36795389
>as usual
>Bandit, McCree, Gigan, and twitch for gay me?
All top tier
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>>36795736
>Japanese company is making a movie with a guy in a Burning Godzilla suit
Huh, I have not heard anything about this.
And the new animated film is Godzilla: Monster Planet. Fugging took over Earth.
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>>36795607
Why would it matter? It's not like me believing in them makes them real. The only one I fully believe without any doubt is Cuck Girl

>>36795736
There is no "gay Laura," only you, "bisexual-leaning-towards-men Laura." Go kiss a girl already
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>>36796021
I was just asking your opinion on who is probably fake since I'm a new thread goer
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>>36790433
You ever stuff your face into her pillow and huff her scent until you pass out?
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>>36795880
>Fugging took over Earth
They come up with some wacky stuff for Godzilla
>>36796021
Notgaynotgaynotgaynotgaynotgay
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>>36796318
Not gay at all, completely bisexual.
Give in to your desires, we won't judge you
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>>36796318
They've hit wackiness limit with this cute Goji.
>>36796072
I'm actually a Bandai Namco representative.
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>>36796618
Make DBZ BT4 already
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>>36796687
What's that? You want more The Idolmaster Platinum Stars DLC? Sure!
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>>36796855
God dammit, that's not what I said at all! It's been 10 years already, I want another one!
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>>36795522
>Being a rude dude today.
You should see what Laura says about my taste.
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>>36796951
You'll get that when instate getting my localised Gundam Versus games coming in at a steady pace.
>>36797007
She's a rude dude as well. You're all rude dudes, even me. But I like ya.
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Evening bump to all you incestuous fucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz9agmiRT20#t=30s
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>>36797539
Hey little buddy, I know you mean well, but don't bother bumping until after we hit page 8
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Holy shit god damn fucking bump what the hell
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So everybody really is celebrating "El cinco de Mayo"
>Every poster was a spic
>Every poster was the same spic.
>The poster is spic Story-chan; "Cuentos-chan".
Really makes you think.
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So, just wondering for no particular reason, how do you unrape a bear?
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>>36799530
you can't, but you can compensate him by letting him rape you back
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>>36798758
I don't celebrate. I just had a doctor appointment today.
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>>36799862
>doctor appointment
did it go smoothly?
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>>36800418
Yeah, it went fine. It was just a check up, nothing major.
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>>36798758
>So everybody really is celebrating "El cinco de Mayo"

Not me, I'm British and we dont really have many Mexicans.
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>>36800949
This, nothing special for us Bongs on today.
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>>36800949
Hey brit-kun. How have you been?
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Healthy kissy pregnancy bump
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>>36802164
Pfffft I wish, anon. I wish.
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>>36802518
So the idea of getting penetrated doesn't scare you anymore?
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>>36802575
I can want something and be anxious about doing it. Think like a job interview.
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>>36802661
How is sex with your onii-chan anything like an interview
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>>36802705
It's an analogy. Same concept. I want to do it, but I'm really really nervous about it.
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>>36802732
And you weren't about previous lewd stuff?
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>>36802749
nah she was. When they would do stuff that she wasn't used to, she would need to lock herself in her room and hide under the covers to "calm down"
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>>36802794
You know what they say, practice makes perfect.
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>>36802836
in her case, that would be "practice makes less panicky"
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>>36802948
No it would be "practice makes her pregnant.""
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>>36802749
I was, but it was easier. Oral was a pretty big leap to get over. It's not like it's impossible I'm just anxious about it.
>>36802794
You got it
>>36803024
s-stop giving me hope
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>>36803040
>s-stop giving me hope
Don't worry he'll give in eventually.
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>>36803040
here's a little ultimatum for you

if mook wanted to have a child with you, but was REALLY adamant to not impregnating you himself, would you be willing to get your semen from someone else? Like donor sperm or something
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>>36803411
>cucking your brother
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>>36803365
>tfw you start to think something impossible can happen

>>36803411
What, you offering? I'm joking don't take that seriously

Uhh honestly I'm not too sure about that myself. I think you should have kids with someone you love using their sperm.
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>>36803670
Having sex with him is hardly impossible.
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>>36803670
Dangit, I have decent genes. No allergies, perfect eye-sight, better heart than average, 6'1 and good facial structure. Oh well
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>>36803670
>>36803848
I've got better genes. 6'2, smart, can get hit by cars and not be hurt, temperature-resistant, fully white
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>>36803848
>>36803917
I'd only consider if you were blonde
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>Sis had a Renaissance program party watchamacallits today
>Said that that they played a little game where you'd try to pass a Lifesaver to one another with toothpicks in their mouths
>She was paired up with one of her friends (not the mean one)
>I don't know anymore
>But I was curious and wanted to know more since I'm a weirdo
>I kept awkwardly bringing it back up every now and then
>She caught on pretty quickly
>H: "I did not kiss her you pervert."
>I quieted down after that and I could feel my face heat up pretty badly
>Then the snickering began
I was about to ask her if I could try it, but I'd just seem dumber.

>>36803917
Yeah? Well I'm 5'9, dumb, have one kidney, and got radioulnar synostosis. I'm top gene dog.
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>>36804441
What happened to you're kidney?
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>>36804136
It's n-not like I wanted you to have my kids anyway! Baka Onee!

>>36804441
She knows you're dumb, ask her you awkward fuck
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>>36804507
>claims to be fully white
>isn't blonde
ha
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>>36804480
Born with bad luck is all. Is all okay though.
>>36804507
We don't have Life Savers, you son of a bitch. Now I want think do a snack run.
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>>36804593
Being born with a single kidney sounds like more than bad luck. At least you have a sister-wife.
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>>36804441
lol how can you imply that. Also go on and ask her.

>that pic
Still not sure how I feel about Mika impregnating her at the end.

>>36804507
Sorry Deer guy. My womb is gonna be picky for at least another 5 years.
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>>36804709
Hey, it could have been both. Just happy to be here. and I'm grateful for that too
>>36804827
>how can you imply that
I sorta kept focusing on the length of the toothpicks.. and then kept bringing up the part where she said the candy touched their lips. I fell pretty stupid.
>spoiler
What's a wrong with that?
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>>36804921
I meant not how you did it, I meant how could you lmao. Suggesting your sister kissed some other girl haha.

>spoiler
What could possibly be wrong with a 14 year old [/spoiler]being knocked up[/spoiler]? Lots of things.
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>>36805001
shit well I fucked that one up
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>>36804827
don't worry your womb will have half-black children soon enough
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>>36805001
Now I feel dumber than usual. And I don't know. My mind wandered when she explained the game to me and me curious.
>failed spoiler
ids gundamu luv brotha
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>>36805232
Oh don't feel dumb. It's just awkward haha.
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>>36797007
I back up my shit talk with stats friend
>>36798758
I am not Hispanic, see the proceeding reply
>>36804590
>Full Western European
>Brown eyes
>Brown hair
>Good shaped eyes
Kill me
>>36804136
And they call me PoLaura...
I mean, the one relationship I've ever had is with a blond guy, but my Dad's hair is brown
I swear I'm not racist
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>>36805647
Laura you're cute as hell, I don't know why you don't find yourself attractive
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>>36805647
>Kill me

No thanks. Judging on that alone you're better breeding material than 80% of world pop
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>>36805712
>I don't know why you don't find yourself attractive

Isn't it obvious? She thinks she didn't get dad because she wasn't good enough
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>>36805647
>I am not Hispanic, see the proceeding reply
Sorry Laura, I'd like to believe you, but I'll need some photographic evidence.
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>>36805748
Let's steer away from how being rejected has affected my self esteem
>>36805731
Heck, while we're on genes
>Average heighted parents
>Both in good shape
>Both looks younger than they are
>White
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>>36805647
I mean, I have mulatto origins, like most Cubans, so I doubt I belong to /pol/. I just like blondes.
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>>36805865
>I just like blondes.
Is your brother blond?
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>>36805949
Na. I'm allowed to have preferences that don't resemble him.
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>>36806031
So what do you love about your brother, if not his hair?
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>>36806031
You don't deserve to get fucked by your aniki.
Good thing he never will.
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Real talk lads; I fucked my cousin many times.
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>>36806189
His personality and physique. I've always told myself I want to marry someone who acts like him and I've always thought he was fairly handsome.

>>36806198
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36805799
Hispanic is hard to differentiate by picture anyways
>>36805865
I like blonds too
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>>36806271
No one care? I am disappoint.
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>>36806435
You're not making it sound very appealing. How'd it start?
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>>36806372
White-Hispanics are really hard to tell apart.
And yes, blonde men are hotties.

>>36806435
Seems baity. Greentext how it started?
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>>36806481
>be me
>25
>visting family in America for the first time
>stay with my cousin and her husband
>she's a shut in NEET so we hang out smoking weed all day while her husband works
>one night were drunk/high as fuck and cuddled up together
>she starts rubbing my crotch and I'm not sure what to do
>she jerks me off and it's awesome
>fall asleep on the sofa
>next day her husband asks to speak to me and I'm shitting myself
>turns out he's a literal cuck and he gets off on the idea of me fucking his wife while he's at work
>proceed to fuck my cousin everyday for 3 months
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>>36806565
That's gonna require some serious proof, there.
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Now that I think about it wonder if Twin-kun is finally balls deep inside his sister?
And what could have happened to lewd message guy?
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>>36806657
Not really sure how I could prove it. Here's a pic of her anyway.
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>>36806672
I think we scared off Lewd-kun from posting unfortunately. He hasn't even returned my last email to him.
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>>36806687
t. anglo.
dear lord
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>>36777869
I'm all alone in the house for a long time :(
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>>36806687
I mean you could post a pic of you fucking her while he watches or something. Just a uhh, suggestion.
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>>36806706
Really? Did somebody say something to him during his last post or something? I don't really remember, I don't think that's it.
He said he was feeling depressed during his last post, right? Maybe he killed himself.
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>>36806790
We're not in the same continent any more and I dont have any lewds pics of her. She's been talking about visiting me here though so I'll keep you updated.
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>>36806796
He said he would stop posting because people always ask for greentext then he stopped responding to emails :(
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>>36806706
why would he have been scared off? last time he posted he only sounded like he didn't care much
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>>36806830
what a lazy bitch
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>>36806830
>>36806837
>He said he would stop posting because people always ask for greentex
I don't know, I kinda read that as a joke, don't think he was being serious, but let's face it he just got tired of RPing We all knew this day would come.
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>>36806918
Everyone breaks down eventually. Story-chan said she stopped because of the stress. I guess maintaining 4 characters at once could do that to you. I guess it means Lewd-kun was a weak bitch though.
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>>36807102
>I guess it means Lewd-kun was a weak bitch though.
More like he just ran out of material.
His writing kinda reminded me of Pat,
not trying to say he was Pat(maybe he was) but it felt the same way, like they were both just posting the way they wish their lives were.
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>>36807282
>>36807282
>it felt the same way
I kind of feel this way about Twin / Writer guy being the same person.
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>>36807353
Not sure about that, but he definitely is fake.
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>>36807282
I actually haven't really read much of his posts but Pat's format is very recognizable. Unless Pat recently learned how to write without using really awkward and rough dialogue as the whole format I doubt it. I'll go ahead and state that I was never the biggest fan of Pat though. My criticism might be harsh.

>>36807353
If we're thinking of who each person could be he reminds me very much of Story-chan's past characters. Writer guy did praise Story-chan back in December though so it's a possibility it's just a decent writer recognizing another. Typically when someone is good at something they're similar to other people who are also good at it.
>>
>Dad decided to have a conversation about all the other spaghetti I spilled a few months back, mostly the social stuff since I haven't associated with anyone but K in months
Wew
>>36806565
>he gets off on the idea of me fucking his wife while he's at work
I'll never get this fetish
yea yes irony
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>>36807673
> he reminds me very much of Story-chan's past characters.
Yeah, kinda feels like Twin-kun is emulating "HSG's" story in a way.
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>>36807703
>>Dad decided to have a conversation about all the other spaghetti I spilled a few months back
Oh boy, details when?
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>>36807703
>Dad decided to have a conversation about all the other spaghetti I spilled
Wew indeed. You alright? greentext if it's not too bad?
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>>36806706
>>36806796
>>36806830
What no that was a joke I'm still around. I just keep the name off most of the time.

Admittedly I haven't been following these threads a lot lately.

Although now I got to see how you guys really feel, jeez.
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>>36807703
>I'll never get this fetish
same. I was grateful for it though.
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>>36807747
I agree it is similar. It could just be someone taking inspiration from HSG or possibly just someone coming along who didn't realize that their using the HSG plot to an extent.

Sometimes I really think that it isn't Story-chan though. She says that these threads aren't the first time that she's RPed before. IIRC she even said that she RPs more than just actually posting. I find it hard to believe that she would already be recycling material, especially in the same community.

>>36807806
Don't take it personally. There are much more posters who enjoy your company regardless. I would suggest that you just ignore us.
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>>36806918
>>36807102
>>36807282
>>36807353
>>36807665
>>36807673
>>36807747
Let's have some tripfag speculation.

Storychan admitted fake.
Pat admitted fake.
Psycho otouto was definitely fake.
Toesocks just seems made up.
Twin seems like either Story or Writer
Austria = ???
Clogs = ???
Kissy = ???
Lewd = ???

Laura has Deer vouching but I'm not sure how reliable. Anyone wanna add to the speculation?
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>>36807806
I believe you at least. Don't listen to the baka posters
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>>36807869
You forgot about the guy in the bear suit or whatever
Also why speculate? Enjoy or ignore, don't try to ruin other people's fun
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>>36807842
>Don't take it personally.
Nah it's cool, I don't. I still doubt a lot of these stories and I'm living it. That's. why I try to avoid communities like the incest reddit. it's hard to take it as serious discussion when you're certain everyone around you is just writing want material.

You'll just have to take my word for that, though I guess. Honestly even if I was comfortable posting something incriminating enough I can't imagine what I could do to "prove" it aside from posting a video of me fucking my sister on a copy of our birth certificates while a time lapse of us growing up together played in the corner.

And then there'd still be some guy calling it an edit.

>>36807869
Well I can at least confirm that Kissy exists, and I trust her for what it's worth. Which isn't much I guess.

My god if you knew the things I've seen

>>36807910
Oh I forgot to respond to you earlier.
I'll email you back sometime, promise. You can just randomly hit me up whenever you feel like it, I'll keep an eye out.
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>>36807869
>Storychan admitted fake.
If you really want to look deep into Story-chan I would review her past characters. IC, HSG, CG, and Lucy. She says that little bits of her own personality are sprinkled into them. So I would not only review her format and style but also see if there are some similarities among her characters and the current ones in question personality wise. Remember that she uses RPing as her main way of communicating on 4chan. She's going to act more like herself eventually, if they are her.

>Pat admitted fake.
I doubt Pat has anything to do with these characters. His writing ability just doesn't hold up with all but one current writer. I really don't want to point fingers, especially as they always have an angry mob following them.

>Psycho otouto was definitely fake.
Yeah but it was fun.

>Toesocks just seems made up.
I think so too. She was either the early parts of a Story-chan story, as she said that she has tried many other characters that she simply didn't continue with, or someone who tried and got bored. The abrupt ending makes it seem more like Story-chan to me though. Kill it before it takes over.

>Twin seems like either Story or Writer
I don't have much to add to my past posts.

>Austria = ???
Real person, fake stories in my mind. Similar to Pat.

>Clogs = ???
I'll need to read up on them. They're new, right?

>Kissy = ???
Again, I won't "point any fingers."

>Lewd = ???
I haven't read any of their posts. I'm starting to slack off.

>>36807944
This is fun to me.

>>36807968
>My god if you knew the things I've seen

If they're nudes I demand to see them.
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>>36807968
>My god if you knew the things I've seen
WHAT? C'mon it wasn't THAT embarrassing...
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>>36807774
Uh, now I guess... here goes another shitty greentext
>In room
>Actually planning on masturbating but not in the mood anymore
>Dad comes in and sits down on my bed
>Says he'swanted to talk for a while because he's worried about me
>Asks why I haven't been going out except for K
>"I don't want to"
>"Have you made any friends?"
>"No"
>"Why not?"
>"I don't want any"
>Basically a back and forth of that for a bit
>Kept asking if I was okay
>Conversation shifted and he said "a relationship isn't about doing things for someone or letting them do things to you"
>Went on about relationships for a bit
Hugged me, gave me a kiss (cheek, obviously), and left
>>36807783
Yea I'm fine, just didn't expect that
>>36807826
Yea, I guess in your shoes I wouldn't question it either
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>>36808084
It was exactly that embarrassing kitty-chan
Still cute as hell though.
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>>36807944
I knew I was forgetting someone. +Bear = ???

>>36808039
Yeah I know, that's what I meant by story-chan, her stories as a whole.

>Again, I won't "point any fingers."
Don't know what you mean by this, care to explain?

I agree with the rest of your assessment. Pretty spot-on with my opinions.

I'd only add that Bear seems suspect, but not implausible, only because he's a sperg and his sister seems normie.
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>>36808137
I demand to know what you guys are talking about
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>>36808154
He promised not to tell :(
He'll understand this though
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>>36808084
Shoot, swing that email kissy, I want to know
plus, you're cool and nice
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>>36808188
I will when things die down because people like to troll me.

I got a lot of black cocks in my email last time which honestly, was really mean
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>>36808227
Oh, I'm sorry, that's actually just flat out mean
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>>36808227
That's pretty shitty of them. Whatever happens, I'm still cheering for you, kissy.
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>>36808143
People get a little aggressive about a certain poster here. That's the last I'll talk about it.
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>>36808170
dammit kissy, keeping secrets from anons on an anonymous board is the dumbest thing imaginable
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>>36808092
Sounds sweet, actually. Did you actually talk about the confession thing or just your social life and stuff?


>>36808170
Yeah don't worry I wouldn't do that.

I can still take it completely out of context though to tease you and everyone with an impure imagination, though.

Also that dick thing is fucked. Remember where we are though, doing the most fucked up thing possible just for the sake of it is sort of par for the corse. Don't let it get to you.
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>>36808170
Guess Kissy has a cringey cat cosplay.
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>>36808402
I think we've settled the actual feelings part, I love him, he doesn't look at me that way, he never will, he loves my mother
I think this was him just addressing the rest of that day out of the blue
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>>36808238
>>36808285
>>36808402
It's alright, I got over it because of the nice emails I got. Thanks a lot though. I really appreciate the nice words.

>I can still take it completely out of context
It was not lewd at all don't you even

>>36808294
Now you got me curious. Go on and say it, it won't bother me to be called fake. I like the ambiguity and don't ask for people to stick up for me when someone calls me fake.
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>>36808092
>"I don't want to"

I can relate. Not so much on the "worried parent" part though. You better be grateful he cares about you, even if it's not in the way you'd like
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>>36808092
Oh and I missed this because of lewd-kun. Sounds like it was a good talk over-all. Glad it went smooth (from what I can tell).
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>>36808476
Thanks, I don't think it was for me though, I think he just wanted to know what was going on with my social life
>>36808466
Trust me I'm grateful, grateful he's my dad, grateful we have the relationship we do at the least, grateful we didn't lose it because of me
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>>36808445
Well. I know it's not what you're looking for or anything, but the love a father has for his daughter is so much stronger and more important than anything romantic could be. Your dad probably loves you more than anything else. Even your mom. Even though it's not exactly in the way you were hoping for don't write that off. I guess I'm just sympathizing with him though. Probably because of the whole having-a-penis thing. If I had a daughter that loved me that much I would do what I could to give her the fucking world.

Not that I intend on having kids or anything

Ever.

But still, cheer up emo kid.
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>>36808616
A lot of people have said that, that you can't think of your kids like that ever
Why don't you want kids?
I'm not emo...
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A good bit of my family is with me for graduation so I already hugged and kissed a lot of people.
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>>36808616
Wait, why don't you want kids with your sister?
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>>36808660
>I'm not emo...
If you dyed your hair black though...
Yeah, you'd totally look like an emo kid
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Mods ban this faggot. Stop spamming your shit threads you fucking retarded nigger
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>>36808690
>>36808660
Because he's a bad brother.
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>>36808796
Rule seven, anon. Rule seven. Don't announce a sage.
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>>36808721
No, fuck you, don't spread fallacies
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Does kissy have plans with her brother this weekend?

I miss austria
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>>36808833
Rule 10 fucking retard these threads have been spammed for months. Get a life loser
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>>36808660
>>36808690
Kids are a huge deal. They change the entire focus of your life, your money, your relationship, where and how you live, everything. My older brother has four from two ex-wives and I've seen what kids do to a relationship. Honestly it just isn't for me. Maybe when I'm all settled down and stable, but right now, no.

And no the fact that she's my sister doesn't effect that. The whole brain damage thing is kind of exaggerated. She really wants to be a mother one day, so I'm sure that'll be a conversation at one point. Just not one for two clueless, socially retarded, aimless 20 year olds who's biggest concern lately was grinding out the skins we wanted from event lootboxes.
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>>36808880
He's actually got work Saturday which is dicks because he's worked a lot this week. Hospice nursing is a demanding as hell job.

I'm more worried about him over-working than anything.
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>>36808928
then I suppose you do have plans. Make him food and give him lots of love
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>>36808875
You know it's the truth

>>36808888
No, there's been one posted every 2-3 days. Feels threads, tfw no gf, race bait, trap threads, etc are the ones being spammed
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>>36808971
no, this thread is up 24/7

and its 90% tripfags circlejerking

scroll up and look at this thread

its all tripfags, tripfagging together with faggotry that nobody but other trips believe
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>>36808966
Yeah I'm gonna give him lots of cuddles and kisses and home cooked meals and maybe a back massage.

>>36808971
We can never have enough trap threads, apparently. Definitely need some more BLACKED threads though.
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>>36809011
Boohoo, go cry somewhere else
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>>36809024
>Yeah I'm gonna give him lots of cuddles and kisses and home cooked meals and maybe a back massage.

That sounds like 80% of the things a good wife would do for her hubby
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>>36809045
here's hoping a mod bans you for spamming, worthless lying tripfag
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>>36809120
>things a good wife would do for her hubby
This made me WAY more giddy than it should have. s-s-stop
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>>36809156
Well that's what it is. You are your aniki's wife, his partner with whom he shares his life physically and emotionally.
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>>36809243
Okay. Well. I have to go cuddle the hecks out of him now. th-this is your fault he's gonna get woken up
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>>36809300
I was just about to ask you why you weren't sleeping in his arms
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>tfw gay
>older brother was awful
>the best you up for fun kind of older brother
>all I wanted was for him to like me
>he sniffed out my gayness before anyone else
>I was basically dead to him
>have a big brother incest complex now
>got a hookup last night
>he let me call him onii-chan while we fucked

It was almost good enough.
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>>36809407
Dang anon. That's really sad. I'm sorry that happened to you.
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>>36809407
I lewded my younger brother.
Not even gay.
Don't wanna greentext it since it makes me want to gouge my eyes out.
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>>36809906
I'm a gay anon please greentext, please. I don't have an otouto.
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>>36809024
>Definitely need some more BLACKED threads though.
Kissy no
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>>36809983
Pretty sure she was being sarcastic because half of r9k is trap and some form of blacked threads.
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What do I do if I don't have a family?
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nobody has any stories to tell? where's austria?
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Oh shit, here's that bump
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>>36811946
She's either suffering from a cycle of work, family stuff, and migraines or she's lewding her sister...or she got caught lewding her sister so she has less access to internet after being disowned.
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>>36813216
oh god

please be ok Austria you adorable lesbian
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>>36813216
>she got caught lewding her sister so she has less access to internet after being disowned.
Wait, you mean...incest has consequences? Shocking.
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I'd hug every one of you
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>>36811946
>stories to tell
I mean unless you're particularly interested in this morning's grocery shopping with my otouto there's really nothing interesting to talk about.

Life is generally boring
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>>36815384
go oooooon

you and your otouto are cute pair
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>>36816268
I'm sorry anon I wasn't trying to tease it's pretty boring

>hungry
>go downstairs into the kitchen
>otouto is there
>"hey we're almost out of bread"
>shit in my life
>fine I'll go out I have nothing better to do
>"I'll come with you we need some other stuff too"
>implying I have noodle arms and can't carry more than bread
>fine
>I eat first then we go out
>it's a small supermarket in the area
>it's all business, "do we need this", "this is nice", "this is cheap", "we don't need this but lets anyway"
>buy more than planned like always
>come home

He did squeeze my hand once to get my attention but that's all, even my dad still does that sometimes
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>>36816923
I came so hard reading this holy shit
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>>36816923
What's your relationship with your dad like?
This is an original question, of course
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>>36817448
Normal? He lets me do what I want these days, most conversations are just asking how my day was. Sometimes he can be really patronizing and protective but not nosy, like one time we went into the city and had to wait at a stop light and he put his hand on my shoulder briefly. I think his brain froze in time when I was 14.
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>>36816923
>He did squeeze my hand once
may as well get a pregnancy test
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>>36817979
Oh shit. First Austria, now clogs? Who could be next?
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>>36818121
>austria
>puking from headache
>pregnant

She's Zeus about to give birth to Athena
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>>36818200
You know, this makes a lot of sense
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I tried
>She was placing some decals on the kit we're currently working on
>We use toothpicks to slide them off the paper and onto the model
>I picked one out from the box and placed it in my mouth
>We didn't have any candy, but I was trying my best here
>Actually, I didn't know where I was going with this
>But I was doing it!
>Awkwardly tried to hand her one, but she was focusing pretty hard on carefully placing on the these little warning labels
>It took a good few seconds for her to realize what I was trying to do
>If there is any comfort in me failing to do stuff like this, it's the goofy face she makes
>H: "You don't know when to give up."
>Wound up not doing that, but I did cut out the middleman and got a kiss for my silly attempt

Our parents are working today, so we have a free day of lazing around the house. Gotta finish this dumb Nexus challenge too. Also, my sister is a normie?
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>>36819357
You were supposed to pick up some candy first
Normies aren't real, don't worry about it
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>>36819357
>so we have a free day of lazing around the house
You mean fucking around the house, right?
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>>36819357
>H: "You don't know when to give up."
>not saying "I do, never."
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>>36819506
It was late and the store was closed.
>Normies aren't real
Well okay. Guess it's a buzzword.
>>36819548
Hey, who knows what may happen in the next few hours?
>>36819552
I miss every opportunity when it comes to me. I need think be more keen and aware.
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>>36777869
>avoiding your father in the OP

I wonder why

Do you want to talk about it ?
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>>36819682
You're adorable and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

>>36819788
I love my daddy but OP did miss it
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>>36819788
>>36819950
I'm only putting father in the next one just to spite you
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>>36819996
Sure do it. I like my dad and get along with him well.
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>>36819950
>adorable
Well, I don't know why that feels so nice to read, but thanks. You two are pretty darn cute as well.
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>>36820130
On an unrelated note, I started watching Gundam Wing because why not, my brother watched one episode with me (ep 4 or 5) before being triggered by the part where Heero "snaps" his broken leg into place and walks on it.

I thought you'd find that funny.
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>>36820321
Kek
Does he get set off by anything else he watches when something similar to that happens?
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>>36820440
Yeah he has some tolerance for medical inaccuracy but any time something absurd happens he just starts ranting. It's cute.

"A foot bone, okay. A tibia, maybe with a good splint and a limp. But a femur? [explains how the leg works in detail] What am I watching?" (I think he said tibia)
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>>36820704
Ha, my sister's friend is the same when it comes to guns. You'd think it would get tiring, but I'm amazed how far she can go with it and what she picks up.

The worse it gets with my sister is that she'll throw a random music related question to me when there is a song. Which usually ends with me not knowing how to answer. I just shut her up by calling her flute a recorder.
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>>36820890
/k/ here, can I get her number...?
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My sister won't let me touch her what's wrong with her?
I almost think she needs rape but I don't want to do it and I don't want anyone else to touch her either.
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>>36820890
>is in a band (plays guitar?)
>likes guns
>pokes fun at you

your sis sounds like a bit of a dom
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>>36820890
>recorder
lol'd

>>36821046
Can you tell us more? Maybe we can help.

>>36821051
Actually I'm thinking this too.
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>>36821140
we used to hug and I used to kiss her cheeks alot but since she turned 14 she has wanted me to stay away. She's 18 now and still acts like that
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>>36821176
Communication is key. Ask her why she doesn't want to be touched.
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>>36820950
You want your thighs to go numb?
>>36821051
>Band
School band. She wants to learn how to play the guitar though.
>likes guns
That's her friend
>pokes fun at you
Yeah, she does a lot. But I'm easy pickings most of the times.
Don't know about the dom bit though.
>>36821140
5 years and that joke still doesn't get old.
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>>36821209
she says it's disgusting and she hates me
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>>36821222
Would you say your sis is a tomboy?
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>>36821246
>she says it's disgusting and she hates me
Yeah, she needs a good dicking.
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>>36821246
Talk to her more, find out why she says that. Ask your parents to talk with her if you need to.
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>>36821176
>>36821246
Have you tried talking to her about it in a normie way about it? Seems like she hit puberty and decided she didn't want aniki hugs, which is heresy.
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>>36821260
yeah that's what I thought but she's really frigid

>>36821296
Okay I'll try that. But it's kinda weird to ask that don't you think?

>>36821319
what normie way?
And I remember we used to fight and she used to say don't hit me in the chest because my boobs are growing but that was when she around 12 I think
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>>36821368
You should hug her and not let go until she reciprocates.
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>>36821368
Like common sense stuff like not telling her she needs an aniki dicking that's later and just tell her it hurts your feelings.
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>>36821395
That won't work. I'm gonna end up injured
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>>36821368
Well, there could always be something worse that could be causing this reactiin. But that might be a thought too far. Just talk.
>>36821249
Eh, not really.
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>>36821444
>Just talk.
How?

>>36821437
>hurts my feelings
she'll laugh. She's mean that way
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>>36821517
Does she take nothing seriously? Ask her why she acts the way she does towards you. What changed when she turned 14?
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>>36821517
I understand that nobody knows your sister more than you, but I'm sure there's a limit of how mean she can be. I can't really add anything else but just this >>36821602
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Okay thread. How do i get my aniki to rail me. Taking any and all suggestions.
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>>36822054
Weren't you nervous as all hell a day ago?
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>>36777869
They're all on different continents from me.
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>>36822054
get on top of him during an intense lewd moment, guide him inside you, he'll resist at first
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>>36822054
How many times do I have to say it, get some god damm lingerie (or I guess any kind of sexy underwear would do the trick.), get on top of him, start rubbing your vag on his dick, take his dick out, remove your panties (if any) finally he'll get the message and do the rest.
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>>36822103
Yes. Doesn't mean I don't want it.
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>>36822175
Didn't he say something about not wanting to take your virginity? Didn't you tell him that you want him to?
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>>36822130
>>36822163
I dunno if it's realistic to "just do it". Maybe lingerie would help. I need beginner suggestions.

>>36822216
Correct.
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>>36822377
>Correct
And what did he say to that?
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>>36822419
Like I said before it was sentimental. He doesn't want to take advantage of me nor take my virginity so I don't regret it later in life.
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>>36822843
>so I don't regret it later in life
Will you?
So he's basically saying that you should take advantage of him because he won't. Not for the first time, in any case. Doing it in the same way you gave him a blowjob for the first time seems appropriate.
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>>36822902
>Will you?
No, I won't. And really I just feel like he's treating me like a child who doesn't know what she wants
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>>36823101
Yeah, maybe. What with your social anxiety and whatnot, you make robots look like functioning members of society. At least that's the impression you've given to me, with what you've said up until this point.
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Too much character building and not enough cute stories in this thread.
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>>36823236
Go hug your sister and make a cute story
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>>36823171
th-thanks anon. you've been a good help

>>36823236
I'll have stories after my aniki comes home.
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>>36823342
Just jump his bones. If he's so against being responsible for it, he won't do shit, so it's up to you to move things along. Give him a blowjob, and get on top of him in the middle of it. I'm sure he'll get the message.
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>>36823465
Like I said I need beginner ideas
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>>36823878
Like that's the most advanced thing you can do.
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>tfw only child
>tfw all I wanted was a cute older brother to mix up my guts
>tfw all I got was bad porn and doujins
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>>36823925
>older brother
>cute
This isn't right.
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>>36823961
Cute as in attractive you dummy.
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>>36823987
I mean, you don't call a guy cute. Unless you're you're a teenager talking to other teenagers. It's more an insult that a compliment.
>attractive
That's why you say that instead.
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>>36824044
I don't mean to be rude but that was pretty cringey.
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>>36824076
Not to mention insulting.
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>>36824044
Guys can be cute I have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>36824044
>you don't call a guy cute
>Unless you're you're a teenager talking to other teenagers

You should go out more
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>>36824187
You too. With adults.
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>>36823878
Impale yourself on him
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>>36823342
>>36823268
>character building

If I'm not mistaken I believe he was implying you're roleplayers.
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>>36823878
I wouldn't call it a beginner idea or anything, but whispering "fuck me" when things get steamy enough usually does the trick for me.
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>>36824202
Unless we're talking mid thirties, you're wrong. More importantly, normal people don't take "cute" as an insult unless it's a sarcastic remark from another guy.

also, read the "adult" part is not relevant to that first post you replied to
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When in doubt, grab him/her by the pussy
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God I hate these retarded threads. THey are fucking stupid.
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>>36824423
Well I guess I'll just figure out what to do leading up to it.

>>36825072
I wanna be grabbed in the pussy by my aniki
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>>36825072
>grab him by the pussy
>him
>pussy
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>>36825098
Give him a cock massage, then do >>36824423
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>boy I sure hate this thread
>I'll post in it telling everyone I hate it because I'm a special snowflake and my opinion matters to everyone, that'll make them stop posting for sure
I'll never understand

>>36825098
Just stick it in while he's off-guard, it's not that hard
pun intended
>>
This thread reminds me of a twitch chat I used to go to 5 years ago during a rerun of twitch plays pokemon. Eventually I was added to their chat group on google+.
It started out well at first but then as time went on everyone got tired of how I used to sperg out about my virginity. Eventually I hurt their feelings thanks to my anti-normie humor and REEEEE which I didn't tone down even though they were all normies. I roasted the roasties without mercy. When I was sure I had messed up my reputation completely, I left them.
I still regret sperging out desu. That's when I realized that I wasn't cut out for the normie social networks and had to stay on 4chan.
You guys remind me alot about those people in that chatroom.
I wonder if I'll feel bad if I sperg out on you guys.
I don't know why I feel like this but oh well.
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>>36825181
This I guess is what I'll try

>>36825253
But that's bad
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>>36825479
>REEEEE
>they were all normies
>I roasted the roasties
End yourself

>>36825528
And?
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>>36825528
if he objects, just say "please" in the same "fuck me" voice. Try not to look apologetic or scared if he recoils
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When in doubt, grab her/him by the pussy
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When in doubt, grab it by the pussy
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>>36825691
The things this thread makes me do. I'm just lucky my aniki is really tolerant to my stupidity
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>>36827232
Did you chicken out as usual? Probably better to just shove your tongue down his throat.
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>>36827232
is it time for update?
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>>36827232
Holy shit did he do it!?
Are you pregnant now?
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>>36827278
Well I'm gonna do that anyway, anon
>>36827321
>>36827352
Oh no I'm just anxious about it haha. The anticipation is killing me. He gets home in 20 minutes or so.
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>>36827363
rooting for you honey. Deep breaths
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>>36827363
Good luck, remember to make sure he's hard as a diamond, before doing the whole 'fuck me' thing.
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>>36827409
>>36827445
th-thanks anons. I'll do my best not to fuck up
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>>36827469
>69

that's an omen of good luck
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>>36827469
>It's been over 20 minutes
>Kissy is being railed as we speak.
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Does the guy who said that he ran a incest story for like a couple of months but never said who they were still come on here?
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>>36828403
I dunno. Shit kept happening every time he was around and some autistic screeching that was probably him happened, so maybe or maybe not.
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>>36828656
ahh yeah i remember there were a couple of those buggers in these threads
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>>36828156
>mfw reading this

I actually said it but ran off after. I feel bad cause I just blue balled Mook.

dang it
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>>36828844
>I actually said it but ran off after.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!
Would he have at least done it if you would have stayed?
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>>36828844
Go hop on that dick you dummy
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>>36827469
I don't think using just seduction tactics alone is going to work on your aniki. That doesn't mean you should stop trying to entice him, mind you. It's just that he'll need more persuasion on top of that to push him over the edge. You should let him know how much thought that you have given this and tell him that you really want him to be your first. Tell him how much he means to you and how having someone that cares about you as much as he does and that you can trust for your first sexual partner would be better than doing with someone else just o pursue some idea of "normalcy". Put the ball in his court, so to speak. Let him know that as long as he doesn't want to, the two of you wont go beyond your agreement, but you've decided what you want and if he changes his mind, you want to take thing further. From there, just keep doing what you are doing and build your relationship more.
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>>36828883
I don't know he just looked at me without saying anything for like what felt like ever probably like 5-10 seconds and I couldnt take my heart falling to my stomach.
>>36828894
LET ME CALM DOWN it was a really hot moment until I fucked it up.
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>>36828883
I'm sure he's used to her sperging out and running away mid conversation by now.

>>36828844
Just call him in and make sure you're waiting naked for him when he does.
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>>36828967
Instead of panicking or whatever, just hug him instead. You know, so you don't run away.
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>>36828967
>looked at you for several seconds

He was considering it. He would have accepted, but you ran away.
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>>36829057
He was probably thinking that she was out of her mind and what to say.
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>>36828953
I mean I said a little before but didn't "make a case" because he ends up dominating our conversations. Maybe I'll try that.
>>36828979
>I'm sure he's used to her sperging
Yeah, yeah he is.

>naked waiting for him
I mean I already did that

>>36829006
You know I wish I could think clear when I get that flight response but I don't. My mind just goes to "leave leave leave"

>>36829057
>>36829086
PART OF ME DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW WHICH IS RIGHT
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>>36829086
Unlikely, since they already talked about it before and he just said no.
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>>36829115
Worked once, all the more reason to continue doing it.
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>>36829115
>PART OF ME DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW WHICH IS RIGHT

I'm a man. I'm pretty sure it's the first one
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>>36829136
>implying you can control the boner
Sooner or later, it's gonna happen.
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>>36829240
That's the point I'm defending. Keep up, my dude
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Alright I'm gonna suck it up and talk to him about it.
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>>36829393
I hope by "talk to him about it" you mean "stick his dick in my pussy".
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>>36828403
To be honest I doubt that they actually wrote anything worth while. It seemed like a desperate grab at ethos as their argument would have been fruitless without it.
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>>36829393
Don't turn it into an actual serious discussion. If you get too thinky about it he'll end up weighing pros and cons, and think about keeping his promise, and it'll completely suck all the sporadic sexy out of the room.

Keep it hot, messy, and spur of the moment. Save the serious discussion for after you get the dick.
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>>36829542
Well a bit too late for that. I had a good talk with him about it. He needs time to think it over but if we do do it, it's not gonna be soon. I'm okay with this outcome.

>tfw I might have sex with my brother
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>>36830193
>no
>maybe
Does anyone know what comes after?
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>>36830193
Told you so. He was torn when he was staring at you
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>>36829453
I'm pretty sure from the way he described some stuff he's could be talking about a couple big stories on /b/ but it's all speculation
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>>36830193
Well done, you fucked up.

>>36830383
He said he was before OHB, any big stories on /b/ happened around that time?
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>>36830193
Inb4 he looks to find a girlfriend so he can get out of it
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>>36777869
Hug my bro last week. Was depressing because he has to go to iraq
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>>36830383
>>36830534
It was bullshit. He was posting on an anonymous image board. He can say whatever he wants without consequence. He was just doing it to add legitimacy to his argument.
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>>36830193
>tfw I might have sex with my brother
As someone who has sex with his sister I'm very proud of you
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>>36831325
As someone who has no sex I'm very proud of her
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>>36831394
As someone who has all the sex except with my sister, I'm proud of her
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>>36831425
As someone who has never had sex, I'm proud of her.
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>>36831502
As someone who doesn't know what sex is, I'm proud of her
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>>36831425
Oh look at mister all the sex here
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>>36830534
there is tasha's brother but that story is sooo long that idk that it was him
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>>36831578
it's not my fault, I inherited it.
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>>36832012
You don't inherit sex
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>>36832164
Do you know what thread you're in right now?
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I hope Austria isn't dead
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>>36832232
Yea but sex isn't a gene
What are you fucking your mom?
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>>36832386
>What are you fucking your mom?
Do you know what thread you're in right now?
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I'm back. Feeling pretty good right now. He thought about it and told me he would. just not soon he says and if I try to push him it'll change to no

>>36830241
>>36830274
HNNNGGG

>>36831325
>>36831394
>>36831425
>>36831502
>>36831515
This made me laugh, thank you

>>36832232
>>36832409
kek'd
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>>36832541
What is his definition of soon
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>>36832598
I have no idea and he didn't clarify even though I asked like 3 times
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>>36832626
Starting to think he's going to dodge this whole thing and never do it because he gets a girlfriend.
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>>36832409
That's why I'm asking, curious about parencest
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>>36832541
Will we get a green text of your conversation?
Did he put up much of an argument this time?
In any case, congratulations.
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>>36832626
>and he didn't clarify
>>36830615
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>>36832802
Laura tried, but that's about it really.
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>>36832970
Well this is originally awkward
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>>36833023
Oh for fucks sake I forgot the trip
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>>36833041
Go to sleep Laura

Also new thread
>>36833050
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>>36833041
I see you've revealed you true nature. But what did you expect? Someone to share your failure?
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>>36832785
th-th-that's mean no bully

>>36832818
I can't greentext conversations too well but I'll try in a bit. But I think I did good. Usually he controls the conversation but I was the one doing almost all of the talking. He just sat there and listened to me which is not how our conversations usually go. He said "Okay. Well, you know I love you so I'm not gonna treat you like a child and we'll do just not soon okay?"
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>>36833099
I assume pic related will be you when your aniki decides it's time to part ways
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>>36833099
I'm so fucking tired, so all I can say to you kissy is:

GET THAT DICK
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>>36833099
Better be careful, you can't let him get with some homewrecking whore lest she does what his ex did.
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