Prank Calls: Church of Scientology

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Alright /r9k/. We've lost touch with the old mischief that we used to have. Let's get a good prank call run going.
Target? The Church of Scientology. If you haven't read up on them (or haven't even seen the South Park episode which accurately explains their cult) you may not know exactly what pisses them off. Basically, you're going to want to ask what kind of services they offer. At some point in the conversation with them (as you ask about the different services) mention Xenu, OT Levels (Operating Thetan Levels), or the Xenu myth (based on L. Ron Hubbard's Revolt in the Stars). If you want to get the most out of this, it wouldn't hurt to look up and read just a bit about the Xenu myth. They may deny knowledge of these things. Be persistent.
They will get very triggered when you start bringing up those topics, since people who are not high level members are not supposed to know about those things. It makes them look foolish when people outside of the church know how ridiculous their actual beliefs are.
Here are the numbers for the two churches in L.A.:
>(323)-953-3200
>(323)-953-3485
Give these weirdo, greedy cultists hell guys. Post your convos so other robots can kek.