/britfeel/ MORAL edition

Might go to bed lads

What do you reckon?

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waddup new thread

not keeping the extension?

>>36803171
sounds good desu. i'm thinking of turning in too

>>36803171
Please stay I have no friends and am drunk

>>36803113
have i missed the dianne abbot shitposting

>>36803171
I'll come join you if you want lad

>>36803183
oops, might make my own extention if people want it?
Twas a bit shit anyway

>>36803190
I'll chat Shyte with u friendo

>>36803201
Alright pal

You're not a shirt lifter though are you?

The finest day that I ever had, was when I learned to cry on demand.!

>>36803190
I just woke up so I'm here for real nigga hours

>>36803262
the finest day we'll ever have is when you learn to die on command.!!

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This man offers to trim a blade of your grass
>what do?

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Hhhhh ha vet were do me well

>>36803285
Over and out then. Later fagets.

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>>36803269
>>36803223
Fuck marry kill
Poley, Ed Milliband and MORAL MAN

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>>36803245
you don't need to be a shirt lifter if we don't have clothes on to begin with

>>36803113
moral edition. kek
what are your morals then op do tell

>>36803315
fuck Ed
Marry Chris
kill Poley

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Milk Cat 33

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>>36803315
fuck poley
marry moral man
kill ed

>>36803333
>chris

>>36803339
jesus christ change the image subtly each time or something yeesh

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>>36803330
1. Love my fellow autists.

Not much else tbqh.

When did Peter become such a miserable black pilled weirdo?

>>36803369
i like it already.

but please add:
- ban shitposters and no bully
and
- no orbiting, don't ask/don't tell

Oh yes, she said, you have lost something.

You've lost

your life

>>36803403
R9k is finished cos ur kind.

Now hollow fires burn out to black,
And lights are guttering low:
Square your shoulders, lift your pack,
And leave your friends and go.

Oh never fear man, nought's to dread,
Look not left nor right:
In all the endless road you tread
There's nothing but the light.

>>36803377
When he stepped away from communism.

>>36803438
Can you explain this to me, I am a brainlet.

>>36803436
and nothing of value was lost.

good night chaps. gonna finish my milk and brush my teeth and all that.

>>36803113
Where is your waifu OP normally when there is a call for waifus the person doing the call also posts their waifu

>>36803486
Good night ladi <3

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>tfw too old to apply for a blue peter badge

>>36803486
Night matey'o

Just remember what happens on earth stays on earth.

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>>36803498
You brits have good waifus.

>>36803483
I think it generally means to get on with your life without fear, or at least it is along those lines from what I can tell.

>>36803498
also its the wrong month
is the lass plastered in the windows not a waifu then?

MY GIRL, MY GIRL, DONT LIE TO ME, TELL ME WHERE DID U SLEEP LAST NIGHT. This was the last song before he exited stage left.

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God Hand is the best game I've ever played. Well, maybe not.

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>>36803567
we know he was making a 3dpd joke

>>36803587
As in the last song that they ever played live?

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I feel so comfy

>>36803587
love this desu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOZKz_sPM6U
wonder who sang the original

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This royal throne of kings, this sceptered isle,
This Earth of majesty, this seat of mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by nature for herself,
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea.

>>36803697
>wonder who sang the original
Leadbelly or some old school nigger

England, bound in with the triumphant sea,
Whose rocky shore beats back the envious siege
William confirmed brexiteer?

>>36803697
Lol, try doxx me I'll find u and string u up. But yea this is a comfy tune to me, he's a coconut too. White on the inside.

>>36803720
beautiful. absolutely beautiful.
is that original or cribbed?

smiths all day erry day maybe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__PblMAprcA

>>36803766
I think it's original, but I'm not one hundred percent. The quote is from one of Shakespeare's plays if that helps any.

>>36803766
Richard II famalam

>>36803824
>>36803827

cheers for that. im going to bed now
have some black shakespeare in return
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcLtFJsV-1o

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The Mcchicken, crunchy and warm.
This sandwich, so tasty, very nice
I like it with chips
And also barbecue sauce
This yummy sandwich, this tasty treat
Crunchy yummy yum

>>36803764
the fuck are you on about doxing for, I just asked who sang the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eh0rAUwZSQ

Is midnight objectively the worst time to wake up?

I wish drinking wasn't so normal in our society lads. It's impossible to go out with mates and not get drunk these days. Got sloshed last night and all my suicidal feelings have come back, this happens every time. Now I need to go sober for a week or two to be happy again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfR6_V91fG8

>you will never be an alto sax player

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>>36803912
yeah I hate waking up at midnight, you have to be awake during the whole morning and part of the day. I woke up at 8pm today though so I'm not far off

>watching a horror movie I DL randomly
>got the lad from Burn Notice and Jack from Lost
>time to get comfy
>oh wait the other main character is a woman with a crying baby
Great now I get to watch men run around saving useless people for 2 hours.

>>36803937
For me it's the only time that I'm not depressed.

>>36803977
Don't get me wrong, I'm happy when drunk and that's the grueling temptress that makes me drink but after the fact is a different story

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https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2017/may/05/ukraine-bans-steven-seagal-national-security-russian-citizenship?CMP=twt_gu

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>>36803971
Oh goodie the stronk womyn have started ruining things already

>>36803997
>fat
>movies are shit
>clearly just a meme
Does anyone still like this guy?

its happening again lads. going on dating sites is making me bitter towards women.

can anyone relate?

>fuck things up with oneitis when drunk
>tempted to block her and never talk to her again
>have to spend the weekend with her next month

true suffering

>mfw, i'm old as fuck but have never listened to this before.
desu lads I like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU

>>36804180
>>36804172
Uncle Anon will respond to both these posts when I've had this cigarette.

>>36804203
go on lad. you might be my only hope

>>36804180
Confess and get turned down or did you do something even worse?

>>36804172
I havent been on a dating site in years. Is it the usual 4/10s with ridiculous high standards?
>>36804180
How did you fuck things up and what are you doing on your weekend together? I blocked my oneitis today, feels good man.

>>36804328
>How did you fuck things up
I always message her when I drink, never when sober, and she never replies except a laughing emoji or something. I bet she tells her friends all about it and they laugh at me for being a pathetic cuck.
>what are you doing on your weekend together
Going to an anime con

>>36804328
>Is it the usual 4/10s with ridiculous high standards?

most of the girl coming up for me are 6s but they do have fucking retarded standards.

i have more than one profile today that went on about how they want a guy that is tall, good looking, muscular etc and they where 6s at best.

even the fat girls have high standards. i normally get replies off fat girls but they will typically stop talking to me after a few messages. some qt girls reply to me but they usually only give me a few replies and stop talking to me

the whole process pisses me off. why reply if they are not going to talk with me. why be so apathetic when i am clearly trying. i get told i am good looking and i fucking struggle. one thing especially pissed me off, i found a girl who i would of really got on with, she was about a 5 but she was into all the same stuff and she completely blanked me.

i fucking pissed of lad. ive spent hours on this site today and for nothing.

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>>36803113
Once white girls go black edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful long black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36804414
What kind of things do you message her? If it's a bunch of you at the con you might be alright
>>36804454
Wish I knew the answer mate, I havent been in a proper relationship in a decade and havent had sex in 4 years. I'm too old and unsuccsessful to attract anyone now.

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Might stay up all day today so I can begin my road to normiedom next week by sleeping regular hours.

fuck it it's bedtime
appropriate bedtime lullaby? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF9Gr5waAJg

>>36804662
>What kind of things do you message her?

Nothing really that cringy just the usual 'hows uni' 'hows things' but yesterday idk if I felt annoyed at her because I sent her like 6 thumps up in a row then a message saying I didn't mean to message her. I'm going to the con with my mates so it should be alright but she usually spends the weekend with us

>>36804722
>I sent her like 6 thumps up in a row then a message saying I didn't mean to message her.
kek yeah that's a bit much. Girls probably get shit like that all the time though. Are you dressing up?

>open window
>moth invasion
>close window
>room stinks
I hate my life

>>36804662
>Wish I knew the answer mate

its alright lad. i just needed to vent.

>>36804758
>Are you dressing up?

What you mean lad? But yeah I want to block her not because I hate her anything but I just want to stop drunk messaging her. We used to get on really well as well and talk for hours until like 5am but I think I've annoyed her or she just doesn't want to talk anymore since moving away for uni

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/britfeel/ sings album when?
if /v/ can do multiple musicals I think we should start making our own

>>36804860
I meant are you going in costume to the con.

>>36804860
does she know that you fancy her?

>>36804879
Oh nah definitely not, she probably will though
>>36804897
I've never told her but she probably sussed it out. I'm not even sure if I do. I used to for sure but I forget she even exists until I get drunk

>>36804897
Women always know. They arent as stupid as we think.

>>36804935
why dont you just ask her out?

if you are going to block her, you may as well give it a go

>>36804851
When it's a more reasonable hour we should ask the normies on here how they get gfs.

>>36804947
1. I'm not even sure I like her
2. She lives a couple hundred miles away and the only time I see her is when she comes home from uni
3. I can't handle rejection and the awkwardness that'd ensue when I see her in person

>>36804966
yeah we should

i think my biggest problem is that i dont meet any women. normies are often friends with other guys who know women and they will all go out together or they will at least be friends with guys that are into picking up women

pretty much none of my friends want to try pulling women and they dont know any women.

I keep having this dream where I'm in Australia and I'm gonna go on this big zip rope, but when it's my turn they swap out the harness and replace it with a noose. I wonder what it means

>>36805146
You crave adventure but it also scares you

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why is britfeel so slow tonight? could it be all the normies are/have been out?

>tfw dimensionally challenged

>>36805360
They are sleeping lad its 3am

>>36805430
smol lad is smol

>>36805456
How did you know I was smol?

>>36805554
I-it's the work of an enemy stand!
[JEREMY FLEMING]

>>36805360
There's barely any NEETs any more. Most people are on a typical sleep schedule.

>>36805360
/britfeel/ nights are always slow, it's what makes them so comfy

>>36805360
Some of us are still up mate. Real NEET hours.

what would you do right now if i appeared in your room?

>>36805888
Shit myself. I'm jumpy

>>36805888
Ask you to help tidy it.

>>36805888
ask you to get me a drink from downstairs

>>36805888
I'm in the middle of a wank so it'd be a bit weird lad

>>36805906
what if i came with treasures? what if i came through your wall to lead us to the fountain? what if i came speaking the words you swallow?

>>36805888
pull your pants down and evaluate the "situation"

>>36805969
Only a bit weirder than you commenting here mid-wank.

>>36805982
truck boys?
Orj

>>36805993
>tfw you see the opportunity to make a cracking post mid-wank so you chance it and get pre-cum all over your mouse and keyboard

>>36805993
Have to waste the 30 seconds when edging somehow

who would win in a fight, sex kev or the truck boyz?

remember, the truck boyz fight as a team

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>>36805975
>what if i came speaking the words you swallow?

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>>36806114
OOOooooohhhhh chaance would be a fiine thiiing

>>36806097
Truck boys are real men
They don't mess about and they never lose
Sexy kev is done

>>36806114
>>36806151
what if i came dressed in the toil of greed?

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>>36806191
Woaaaahhh chance would a fine thing *tuts*

>>36806191
rather have a foil of green lmao

>>36806097
Sexy Kev has the fighting experience while Truck Boys have the numbers. I'm gonna have to say Truck Boys unless it's a fair 1 on 1, then Kev

>>36806264
>>36806280
what if i bestowed upon you the eyesight of your hindsight

>>36806289
I agree with his lad.
Truck Bois strength lies in its numbers
One truck boi couldn't put a dent in kev, but get a good pride of 5 or 6?
Apex predators

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>>36806316
Fine would be a chance thing!

Anyone want to contribute to my shit thread?

>>36806351

>>36806376
Iron giant
Bicentennial man
Wall-E
A.I
Ex Machina

Serious question. what would you do if a grey alien creeped into your room right now?

>>36806475
Ask to see his grey alien benis

>>36806347
I fully approve of Norris being a meme.

Are our waifus real lads?

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Fuck lads. So I found out a girl in my class at uni does porn. Just randomly came across her videos when I was looking at British pornstars on xvideos.

She's a 29-year-old single mum. She only does Jerk off instruction and voyeur type stuff, she hasn't even fingered herself in any of the videos, so I'm slighly disappointed.

What should I do? I really want to say something to her about it, do you think she would fuck me if I promised not to tell anyone? She is seriously fit lads

>>36806583
send me the vids so i have a better understanding of your situation

>>36806583
>What should I do?
share it obviously

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>>36806583
Ask yourself, what would Reliant Robin man do in this situation?

>>36806633
He looks like a hard cunt.

>>36806607
No, I don't want people to find out.
>>36806609
No.


I wonder if she is ashamed of it, should I call her by her porn name next time I see her? I wonder if she is completely cool with it.

>>36806643
doesn't he? he fucking look like a solid bastard. i wouldn't arf mess with him

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>>36806675
>No, I don't want people to find out
>She posts it on a public domain that no doubt at least 1 person here has already wanked to one of her videos before

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>>36806643
Don't mess with Reliant Robin drivers

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>>36806675
we're not going to know her name, m8. just wanna see some tiddies.

>>36806675
>No, I don't want people to find out.
no more (you)s for you then

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>>36806780
>>36806768
>>36806712

Fuck it. Here she is lads.

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>>36806839
>She is seriously fit lads

>>36806839
>wank it now
shit I have tons of their vids

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>>36806839
>WANKITNOW
nobody tells me what to do, lad.

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>>36806839
Absolute state of those tits.

>>36806860
Fuck off. You're telling me you wouldn't fuck her?

>>36806906
Yeah I know, quite disappointing desu. I thought they would be bigger since I see her at uni and that

>>36806958
>You're telling me you wouldn't fuck her?

I'm a bit biased because I'd shag anything with a pulse lad but she's like a 5-6, you're average late twenties single mum tbqh.

What do we think of her voice lads

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph572b3bdb00979

>>36807013
Do you think I should mention it to her with the goal of fucking her? I actually thought to myself she seems like the kind of desperate girl that would do porn.

>>36807069
Cringe 2bh

Fuck off robot this is original

>>36807071
how would you put it to her?

>>36807071
I probably wouldn't because it seems a bit weird, I doubt she wants people in her personal life to find out. You could say she looks familiar and depending on her reaction decide if you want to press it further. How close are you to her?

>>36807120

I have no idea. I'm tempted just to fuck with her and hint about her doing these videos as a joke.

>>36807140

Yeah it seems like a bad idea, I think anything I say will come off as creepy. We aren't close, I worked with her in a group but that's it. On a small talk basis.

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In before anon brings up her porn videos to her and then she reports it to the university and anon gets kicked out of uni for being a "misogynist" and "slut shaming"

>>36807277
that's one high res manga hentai you have there m8

>>36807307
only the best 1080P HD Smug

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i regret staying up so late again. why am i so retarded?

>>36807369
>stayed up all of last night to fix my sleeping pattern
>stay up all night playing videogames
I've never been more tired

>>36807686
this happens to me too way more often than i'd like to admit. i've actually got some stuff to do tomorrow for once so now i'm not sure whether to risk a nap or to stay up and be tired all day.

>>36807721
>i've actually got some stuff to do tomorrow
Fucking normie

>>36807873
chores and arranging a job interview, lad. don't wanna be a neet forever.

>>36807895
>don't wanna be a neet forever.
normie

>>36807895
>don't wanna be a neet forever

>Tfw you realise wagies boasting about retiring early are just really boasting about being able to finally live the NEETlife
Gonna start telling wagies I "retired at 22"

>>36807976
thats not normie tbf, I've been a NEET too long and also don't want to be a NEET forever. It just gets soulless and draining. At least you admire your freetime as a wagie, as a NEET I do less than the average wagie because I've lost interest in everything

>>36808094
this.

i don't like that i've got the point that playing video games, watching movies, and even doing my hobbies means nothing to me because i do it all the time. it's like having your favourite food for every meal--it's great at first, but after a while you get sick of it.

>body stinks
>room stinks
who else here /smellyboy/?

>>36806317
I still think Kev could take 5/6. He just needs to get into the flow like any wrestler does when he takes out multiple guys in one go.

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>>36808159
exactly this, anyone who longs for the NEETlife hasn't been NEET long enough
>>36808455
right here, had a good rub and smell of my crotch not long ago

A massive wasp somehow appreared on my landing even though theres no open windows and I walked down the stairs 10mins earlier, was spazzing out but eventually flew out of a window that was open to try get it out. Fucking things. A bumble bee appeared in my room last year too

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>tfw my plan was to go to sleep 6 hours ago

>>36808788
If wasps and bees are getting in spiders are too, lots and lots of spiders.

>>36809218
and mice actually, although it got caught in a mouse trap there might have been more than 1

Lads, what social class would I fall under? My mum taught at a sixth form college, and my old man works as a fund manager for BP.

>>36809659
Depends on your roots I suppose. My mum has a middle class job and we live in a middle class area but for the first 20 years of my life we were poor as fuck and undeniably working class.

>>36809659
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22000973

Footy bot here.

THE STORY SO FAR

>go to none league football on mybown
>meet bunch of lads there get talking and have a drink
>swsp numbers in a group chat
>met up at a few games even away in one of their cars
>have friends

Last game today. Plans to meet up in none footballing terms are being discussed even a holiday to Amsterdam

Lads I think I've done it. It wasn't that hard either. I went to a local community activity and met nice people

I'll still drop by guys as this thread has helped me through dark times

>>36809732
>I'll still drop by

Don't, you're no longer welcome norman

>>36809732
Really happy for you lad. We'll always be here if it ever goes tits up.

Wish Le Pen had a better chance 2moro. Only time /pol/ is fun is when an election is happening.

what should i get for breakfast lads

>>36809995
what are your options lad?

ororor

>>36809995
Porridge with protein powder

>>36809995
Egg whites you fag time to get big

>>36810083
>>36810089
Fuck off I'm already big. Have to get a special seat at work to contain my girth

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It's never too early for a bit of Cilla

>>36810209
Scousers are repulsive, stop posting this dead ginger troll

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>>36810226
Nothing more unsettling than a poof

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>>36803113
Sensitivity, kindness, compassion and all these other alleged virtues are of little use in this world. In fact, they will make your life harder than it need be, as you will be crippled by over-awareness of every slight, every injustice, every pointless grief. Life is a violent process, generated by violence, and maintained by violence. Your life will be happier the more of a pig you can be. Moreover, those you help, or imagine helping, will not be that grateful; most will go on to procreate and renew the slaughterhouse, and applaud the others who do so.

Another good reason to be a pessimist.

Watching Dune lads

>dream with my highschool crush i havent seen in 2 years
>she is interested in me
>we take a walk
>she looks into my eyes for seconds

im pretty fucking convinced life isnt worth living lads.

>>36810325

It's an even better reason to expand your mind past the angsty teen phase.

It grinds off the edges.

Are we liking the latest round of forced memes lads?

>>36809760

Fair enough

>>36809766

Thanks mate. Love you guys

Moray Eel edition?

>No toilet paper
>Had to wipe my arse with bathroom cleaning wipes

My arse is sore from the bleach lads

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Fly on Chinese planes

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-39814146

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>Always thought our government would be the first to ban 4chan
>France banned it last night

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>A segment attributing biological sex to chromosomes has been cut from a re-release of "Bill Nye, the Science Guy."

>The episode, titled "Probability," originally contained a scene describing why boys are boys and girls are girls.


So we're censoring science now.

>>36810513
Such an ignorant thing to say, and no better than shallow normalslime platitudes. You haven't even offered a counter-argument to the point at hand.

>it's another 'anon has run out of money before payday' episode
At least payday is on tuesday and I can slum through it until then quite easily

>got black out drunk at the pub last night
>A guy 1 year younger than me walked me back home with linked arms so I didn't fall
>Had a poo this morning and when I wiped there was a bit of blood

Overreacting a bit cause of the blood but I think I'll be fine, currently in McDonalds having a sausage and egg mcmuffin and a icey smoothy drink to recover from hangover originally

first time drinking in close to a year i think lads. slippery slope?

>>36803113
>/britfeel/ MORAL edition

Teetotal anon with a relevant post, I drank last night for the first time in about 1.5 years, and it was shit, will be returning to my teetotal ways

>>36811329
>it was just one slip up
>won't happen again

But it will

>>36811144
there is no point of arguing lad, when you start thinking like this its a sign of not actually living. get out a bit
im a pessimistic fuck but at least i have some self-awareness

>>36811247
thanks for sharing that with us

>>36811342

It wasn't a 'slip up' I was never a committed teetotaler like some recvoering alcoholic, I just never drank because its shit, and last night I thought "Maybe I'll have a couple of beers" and no, it was still shit.

>>36811388
Wow, so pessimistic and self-aware that you dismiss pessimism as "not actually living". This shitty thread is well and truly full of normalslime.

>>36811247
Maybe he bummed you.

>>36811455
/r9k/ was always a bunch of autists and weirdos but at least we have some self-awareness. if you want non-stop self-loathing and unironic aspergers just go to incels or sluthate lad

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smell like a sewer lads, usual smell of urine,cum and unwash crotch + farting a lot of the night so a lingering smell of that.

>>36811516
That has nothing to do with what I was saying. If anything, you don't have enough self-awareness as you label yourself as pessimistic yet still dismiss and judge my pessimistic views as "not actually living". That has nothing to do with the level of self-awareness on my end.

>>36811616
because what you do is excatly what tumblr does when theyre romanticising mental illness. it makes no fucking sense for anyone who has it. the guy with bi-polar disorder who sleeps 15 hour a day doesnt feel unique because of it. there is no point of being a pessimistic cunt and what you described is closer to a teenager's misunderstanding of nietzsche anyway

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Was Ian Huntley a respectable individual? Heinous crimes aside, before he did it, would you have considered him a respectable individual?

>>36811689
he did nothing wrong, the way kids act they fucking deserve it most of the time, they were just going to grow up to be roasties anyway

>>36811689
Didnt he have a history of doing perverted shit? He was probably a fucking retard at the very best.

>>36811689
He was a school caretaker right?

Wouldn't associate myself with such an economic subhuman

I'm having to filter more and more threads everyday. I really need another site that can deal with my short attention span.

>>36811700
>he did nothing wrong

BritNormie detected

>>36803339

Could you at least hide secret messages in the images using steganography or something please?

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>>36811689

>Ian Huntley has a daughter

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3682494/How-Ian-Huntley-real-father-Aged-14-Samantha-Bryan-googled-school-project-saw-photograph-revealed-truth.html

>>36811680
This has confirmed my suspicions that this thread is infested with normalslime. As you said, there really is no point arguing this here. It's beyond me why this thread is even on r9k when a place such as reddit would be much more accommodating.

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>>36811892
would desu, originally

>>36811914
>It's beyond me why this thread is even on r9k when a place such as reddit would be much more accommodating.

The format of Reddit is so vastly different to /r9k/, you have to make an account there, you can't post images with posts, the membership is different.

>tfw stretch marks

>>36811700
Fuck off, Paul

strangely not original

>girls dance with me in clubs
>immediately thinks it's some sort of joke between her and her friends
be honest lads am I just being paranoid because all my friends have said I look good when I put effort in

When is this faggot going to an hero?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB5a2_RpscU

got a smelly bum bum lads hehe

Thinking about ordering a pizza for me and my mum later on today.

>>36812201

Are you a girl

bl0c

>>36812298
no of course not lad

>>36812298
i can be a girl for you anon

any of you lads like bloodborne?

>>36809732
top lad, nice one

>>36812408
nah but I've never played it so don't worry about my opinion too much mate

just got hired to do some web dev , ten hours work for 150 bong best part is I'm just going to rip from squarespace and reskin phpBB

>>36811914
almost everyone who uses the term "normie" is an underaged cunt. ive been here for like 6 years now or something, if anything you would find more teenagers like you under nihilism on reddit. and this board isnt named "r9k" because of virgins who identify as robots

i mean dont get me wrong lad, im not really a social and popular person and i never had a gf but i also dont piss into drink bottles. i have nothing against people who do it but autist gatekeeping is the saddest thing in the world

>>36812191
He's a great lad with some very insightful political analysis.

>>36812482
>the US president is just there to veto stuff
not really mate

>>36812408
wish i could play it man. im fucking anxious to get a job that involves any form of social activity so i rather just keep studying but i dont have much money like this and i dont wanna drag my parents down
so many good exclusives though

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going to sleep lads, have a good one.

hopefully won't sleep 12h+ hours again and end up waking up at midnight

>>36812496
bb is one of my two games of this generation, definitely worth a play when you can get it

>>36812513
yeah i heard and fucking loved souls games
yakuza 0, persona 5, ni-oh, nier, ff15 and tales of berseria all seems so good
fuck i need money

>>36804454
You using tinder? A lot of females on tinder just use it to snoop honestly, don't take it personally if they don't send you messages, it's like a game that helps them feel validated in themselves

Thinking about selling a lot of stuff on ebay lads.

>>36812542
I nee to do that as well desu

>>36812542
can i buy your used panties

>>36812530
bb is tied with das1 as my favourite souls game, but it does a lot of things better, the only thing which keeps das level with bb is that in das i felt there was a lot more variety with different builds, especially in pvp which gave it a lot of replayability for me which i couldnt get out of bb

>>36812568
Dont have any, sorry. Just a bunch of old cigarette cases I used to collect for some reason.

>>36812470
>almost everyone who uses the term "normie" is an underaged cunt
/britfeel/ 2017, everyone

>>36812542
>>36812566
Any 40k?

>>36812591
it used to be normalfag, "normie" was always a reddit thing along with most frogposters on the site now

>>36812602
no, I always wanted 40k but was too poor to afford it

>>36812602
Nah. Was into it was a few months about 15 years ago.

Give the Poos credit, this movie looks badass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G62HrubdD6o

>>36812470

You hit the fucking nail on the head with that post, and this >>36812616 is true too.

I too, am a sort of Cyborg that functions but isn't really social, and I also don't have a problem with our resident piss bottlers, but /r9k/ became a kind of 'race to the bottom' where people who use piss bottles are now considered 'normies' for ONLY pissing in bottles, and not shitting in them too.

When I first told the tale of losing my virginity, I had about 4 people call me 'normalfag' and not a single person called me 'normie' if the suffix 'fag' is too offensive for someone, they certainly come from reddit.

Royal Mail only redelivered one of my parcels reeeee

>>36812811
whats in the parcels lad

>>36812788
I tend to use normie imstead of normalfag because its shorter and I'm lazy desu

>>36812788
>if the suffix 'fag' is too offensive for someone, they certainly come from reddit.
Which is very rarely the reason why people use "normie" instead

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>>36803113
Reminder that waifus are 2D
If she's 3D its just celeb worship

>>36812873

I'd rather celeb worship than anime worship desu

>>36812470
t. normie

There's a difference between a normie and a normalfag.

>>36812892

What is wrong with being a normie?

bl000x

>>36812924
>what's wrong with behaving like a simian mong

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>>36812962

>tfw normie and will never leave your little 'robot safespace'

>>36812873
is there anyone who is unironically attracted and feel emotions towards a 2d character? i cant imagine doing that desu

>>36812924
>>36812979

What is not wrong with being a normie?

>>36812962
Even NEETS are saying they don't wish the NEET life on anyone, scroll up to this morning

>>36813061
They're mongs

Their life wouldn't be better slaving away for 35 hours a week.

>>36813020
Yes. The smelly pissbottlers and wizchan posters unironically believe in the whole waifu business.

>>36813076
it would
you need the sense of accomplishment in your life. why you think gym and video games are popular

>>36813110
>I need wageslaving to feel "accomplished"

Crikey

>>36813121
define wageslaving

What is a tulpa
?
Ori

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>>36813110
Silly wagie. When will you learn?

>>36813171
It's an imaginary friend, like a waifu. Wizchan-tier.

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>>36813178

not so oregano but true

>>36813171
It's a being that you create in your mind, then use your psychic power to make real.

>>36813178
>tfw now actually considering NEET-dom

>>36813178
i know its bait but life is so limited without money you can barely consider it as living

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Why does the postie only ever come when I'm at work, asleep, naked, or on the bog? I now have 3 packages to go pick up from the sodding post office, and I can't even collect them all at once.

Fuck you royal mail you cunts

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D A I L Y
R E M I N D E R
O F
F A G G O T S
O N
/ B R I T F E E L /

Erectile problems anon here. Popped half a viagra last night and fucked my gf last night and again in the morning, despite being incredibly tired and having taken codeine, amitriptyline and valium with a load of drinks. I think I might be turning a corner. Brutal hangover though

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>its a 'my team gets completely btfo'd all game' episode

>>36813585
what do you mean by erectile problems? cant get hard at all? not 100%? get limp easily? there is a whole spectrum of erectile problems

>>36813615
what match

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>>36813527
>>36813585
Daily reminder that when this smug prick brags about banging about his girlfriend this is the man behind the post.

>tfw my perro caca threads on /sp/ keep being deleted

>>36813618

A bit of all of them. It's really rare that I get no erection at all but a lot of the time it's pretty weak. I have an appointment with hormone doctor because my prolactin levels might be the issue

>>36813178
Yeah but NEETs rarely do anything productive and mostly sit around play vidya and wanking.

>>36813669
your blood pressure is too low

>>36813669
im taking finasteride and im so scared of getting ed problems in the future. right now the only thing i noticed is that i go limp very easily. i can jerk off like 10 times a day though

>>36813691
that makes no sense, if anything high blood pressure is associated with ed because its often a sign of an unhealthy lifestyle in the first place

>>36813635

So what? I don't get what point you're trying to make, he doesn't even look that bad desu

What poster is that?

>>36813635
>>36813635

What's it like having aspergers?

>>36813635
No one cares faggot. Would you rather he was a gorgeous chav?

>>36813785
I'd rather he were single and miserable.

>>36813635

>Some faggot posts this guys pic
>Hurr durr look at him!
>Everyone thinks he's fine

Autist BTFO

>>36813827
>he says as he continues to samefag

>>36813785
I know I would
Ori

>>36813863

I checked out all his other pics, and you've posted the best one of the lot by far, if you're trying to ridicule him, why not post the worse ones?

Also that woman has another man in her profile pic, so I doubt she is his gf anyway

>>36813889
lmao what a cuckold
not so smug now eh

>>36813938

I'm not him, but upon further investigation, I retract my original positive view of him, he does seem like a massive faggot.

>>36813635

>Some fag anon from Coventry constantly talks about 'boipucci' and being 'cute :3'
>This anon is from Coventry

REALLY makes you think.

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>>36813968
Haha not a cool dude like us eh?

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gentle reminder that this happened 2 months ago

ANY WELSH HERE

>>36814003
hu dey

>>36814009
the blonde is a tranny

>>36814003
>some people met up and had a good time
lol what faggotd

>>36814003
is this for real

oregano reply fuc kthis

>>36814032
it really happened, yes

>>36814003
Are these actually britfeelers or are you memeing?

>>36814003
Who is qt grill in back?

>>36814041
Most of them were yes. Terry brought his girlfriend and some kid brought his whole family along but otherwise it was /britfeel/ posters.
I'm the guy with glasses on the left.

https://eroshare.com/rgpe559r

anyone else find this extremely hot

>>36814070
whats in the link laddo?

>>36814089
queefing lad

Just got a knock on my door

It was 3 paki girls

They asked for a donation to fund a new room or something at the Islamic school they go to

I said I wasn't religious and apologised

They thanked me

I felt bad and still feel sick

But now I regret not trying to enlighten them

>>36814103
you would have paid them to make that extra raping room

I've finally decided; I think poley isnt real (anymore at least)

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Think I may have uncovered something

>>36814126
I swear I'll get a pic up in 2 weeks

I'm actually painfully bored lads.

>>36814126
What gave it away?

>>36814144
Wow. So he wants to kill himself because that goblin of a woman likes another neckbeard?

>>36814147
I'll bite, why in 2 weeks?

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>>36814147
sure you will you limp dicked indian freak

>>36814165
I had my last laser session 4 days ago

I need some time for my skin to calm and for some hair loss to take place

Thinking about seeing an escort over the weekend
How do you kiss a girl?

>>36814232
She's a whore, kiss how however you want if she lets you

>>36814246
Yeah but I'd like to do my best, give her a nice time you know so she remembers me

Thinking of getting chicken burger meal and watching Orange is the New Black

>>36814262
how do I get these updates on my rss feed?

>>36814278
Download my official app (only available via the Amazon app store)

https://youtu.be/BfECN3zFTjg

britfeel.mp4

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>enter a prison gay/trap thread
>start posting naked women to shatter their lonely delusions about what they want
/devilish/

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>>36814232
you know this is the one thing that terrifies me. im a 20 year old virgin and i had so many opportunities to lose it when i was a teen. even when it comes to just kissing, i remember when i was like 13 and there was this hot girl who wanted to kiss me but i simply ignored her because i did not know how to do it properly and didnt want to emberrass myself. now almost a decade later, i still have no idea how to kiss and usually i suck at thing when i first try so i know its gonna be fucking bad

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>>36814353

>Manchester

What the fuck is it with that city and killers?

>>36814532
>ywn be manipulated by a qt secret service milf

Just been pacing around the house for the last 20 minutes debating whether or not I actually want a burger meal

>>36814603
Fuck off fatty bum bum

>>36814603
Get it without the bun and its fine.

>>36814669
The chips that come with it are fine too?

>>36814682
Yeah the bun is the worst bit, that's what tthe girls do.

>>36814353
Love the old school normies describing how bad interacting on the internet is yet now they all do it with smart phones

>>36814690
Yeah, I remember being told this

Being a girl is tough