/britfeel/

off to see a therapist, wish me luck lads

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moving to Aus next week lads

>Tfw you escaped

Posting at work (during lunch)

>>36744497
Fucking normie

>>36744294
WHY IS APRIL NOT CROSSED OFF REEEEEEEE

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Xi BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

How will they ever recover?

>>36744523
Fuck off normie paki

>>36744627

uncle tom house paki

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I just used some charcoal face mask and now my face smells beautiful lads, feels pretty good too

>>36744523
kek not yet you haven't
their immigration rules just got tougher too

do any of you lads work a pretty decent part time job? ideally I want to try and get a part time job cause I don't want to be some wagecuck, but I'd like to earn just enough money to be able to be comfy

>>36744662
>>36744662
>>36744662

B-buh I worked so hard

TOP KEK THAT TYSKIE ANON

>>36744689
you started it 20 minutes after this one, you are confirmed for being retarded

>>36744691
>tfw always ironically drink tyskie when I ironically get shitty kebab with my mate for a laugh

it's like we're having a laugh pretending to be poor immigrants

>>36744294

>LD50

????

>play eu4
>make a wrong decision
>basically get cockblocked for a 100 years
ffs why didnt i restart

i dont know much about british politics but is there any point of having a queen/prince in current year? do they do anything? or is it just a historical thing?

Pickled onion or beef space raiders?

>>36744759
beef all the way

>>36744713
tell me more, anon. I enjoy driving, find it very comfy listening to podcasts while I get to look out at a sunny day/enjoy the tapping of rain on a miserable day. Is there much you have to do to get started, or so long as you've got a license they'll let you hop in the van and you can be on your merry way around the country?

>>36744759
Pickled onion, they have that nice tang

>>36744666
He must have been rubbing his fucking hands with glee when that film Notting Hill came out.

>>36744757
1.The Queen is based
2.Our passports and other documents are technically issued by the Queen

The temptation to just sit in one of the beer gardens and have a pint instead of going to work was extra high today.

>>36744757
Having an unelected, impartial (in theory) head of state is useful for constitutional reasons.

>>36744784
>>36744793
Never understood the English people who want to suck their cocks though

>>36744810
Im Scottish and I love the Queen, were not all English haters

Plus when she dies I can get a day off work to "grieve"

>>36744687

I do 4 day weeks in an office, have every Wednesday off so I'm never in more than 2 days in a row. Part time is the way to go, but it's tricky to get started in one for some reason. Councils do job shares, keep an eye out for that.

went in the garden to tie down dads stupid gazebo to stop it blowing away.

got stung by stinging nettles.

fucking going outside. nothing good ever comes of it.

>>36744820
Dirty orange hun bastard

>>36744820
I think you get a second one when they stick a new one in aswell. Probably the best thing about having them around.

>>36744859
3 actually, we'll get a day off to watch the Queens funeral as well most likely

>>36744820
>>36744859
>>36744882
>implying she wont outlive us

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>>36744820
love you too babe xoxo

>>36744923
What's your highest break in a match?

>>36744294

Lol @ the LD50 addition.

Nice, when did that get put on?

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>ISP decides to fuck with me for four days
>spend time reading and was starting to feel happier
>get internet access back 10 minutes ago
>first thing I do is go on /r9k/
I can never escape

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>>36744666

>tfw could've bought a flat in camden for 50k in the 90s
>tfw that flat is worth 500k+ now
just kill me lads

>>36744774

Fucking hell that's brilliant.

>>36744923
Among a certain demographic it's THE most sought after. That's why it is always worth hanging on to.

flup fluip anoasn ajsknas ajsn test test

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>>36744744

>not playing Darkest Hour

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>>36744744
>play civ 5 because I can't get my head around paradox games
>spend 600 years getting fucked in the arse by barbarians

>>36744725

LD50 is a scientific abbreviation for the average dose that would be mortally toxic to 50 percent of a given population.

Thus is a reference to 'a lethal dose of morphine'.

>>36745107
>america nukes another country
>594 killed by friendly fire
art imitate life

>>36745107
When they implement windowed mode without pissing about changing the colour settings in Windows, then I'll play it

>>36745124
yeah but thats civ, in the stone age a turn is like 1000 years lol

>>36745180
What about when doing line up practice? I imagine you got loads of centuries from that

>>36745170
I have it set on Marathon

>>36744686
I've got a duel citizenship

She'll be 'rght

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Milk Cat 27

>>36745252
it's semen cat

the glass is filled with semen

does anyone understand what the milk cat is?

its a way to chart the history of brit feel

think about it. we can look back on a day pakipoo was doing something for example and refer to it as "yeah, that was on milk cat 20".

I have fucked things up properly this time, gents.

I was talking to a girl in the office, thinking things were going ok. Turns out that they were not. I hugely misread some conversation cues and said some things in a joking way that revealed my power level. She didnt take them as jokes and now the whole office thinks I am an actual Nazi.
It gets better though - I received an email "inviting" me to attend an initial meeting with HR on Monday morning to investigate antisemitic remarks allegedly made in the office.
The best bit? The head of HR is an angry, short woman whose name ends with "Stein".
Literally no way I can win this - I walked out at lunch time and have just emailed my resignation to my boss.

Goodbye comfy data entry job, hello again daytime TV and jobseekers.

Kill me.

>>36745283
>implication people memory

>>36745300
why do you want it off? its literally one post a thread

>guy that plated gerrad in peep show and other b roles in brit comedies is the star of a new sit com
good for him

>>36745334
Hopefully it wont be shit

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>your waifu buzzes her head

why bros

>>36745353
see>>36744619

get absolutely fucked

>>36745319
No, that's not me.

We were talking about terrorism and I was going on about how we wouldnt be having these problems if the Germans had won WWII.
The way the conversation had been going, I thought she would agree, but apparently not. She never said anything at the time to me, but apparently she was upset by it and told others.

>>36745350
>>36745347
why are you doing this?

this is just shitting up the thread. fuck off to another thread

>>36745322
Not anymore it isn't
We /MilkCat/ now

>>36745385
that doesn't excuse you. you're still shitting up the thread.

this autism is the worst thing about brit feel. the fucking retarded pol arguments are better.

Everytime I watch a comedy show without a laughtrack theres always Americans calling it shit

Why do they need over-the-top shows with canned laughter to be able to enjoy comedy?

Originally going to the paki shop lads, you want anything?

im reporting all the spam i see.

hope you get banned.

fuck it, Im off. I founce every now and then and autism levels are getting too high for me again.

I will inevitably be back in a couple of weeks and hopefully this shite will have died off by then.

>>36745458
Fruit shortcakes or malted milk
Couple of doombar
Doubledecker
Scratchcard

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>>36745477
very nice cat 1

>>36745477
good idea. going to give this a dodge too. most retarded i have seen brit feel in a while

Some posts got deleted
Have the mods arrived to be our saviours?

Cheers janny

Is there a britfeeler on the mod team or something?

>>36745525
>Have the mods arrived to be our saviours?

i hope so. remember to report the spam.

the last person that spammed here got suspended

>>36745546
Fuck you and die in a fire you unbelievably cunty cunt

>well go and MAKE some connections

Gee thanks mum

>>36745558
>Just walk in and ask for a job
Dad told me this the other day, fucking cheers

>>36745525
>Have the mods arrived to be our saviours?

We've always had a mod defending our case

why do you think they tolerated our general this long while deleting gabenfeels or the polish general thread?

Mods are bro tier

>>36745566
It wont just be 5 minutes, he and other retards like him find it funny, and it will encourage others to start the same kind of spam, like with all the fucking stupid shipman posting

>>36745576
I assumed that was because we keep to ourselves rather than advertising our general in other threads like the AmericaGeneral did

>>36745585
y u so salty? upset that people ruin ur special sekrt club?

>>36745558
>>36745571
Just walk in, look the boss in the eye and give him a firm handshake

job every time

>>36745597
No, im worried about people ruining our mundane public forum

>I could pay off my entire student loan and still have money left in the bank

feels comfortable

Civil service interview tomorrow lads, it's at 10am so I'm going to pull a sickie off work and spend the rest of the day playing persona 5.

>>36744716
You're retarded because you made a thread 20 minutes before it was needed and expected me to know

>>36745668
But what if something breaks and you need to pay to fix it, or your pet breaks a leg, or your relative is in desperate need of money, then you wont be able to pay it anymore
How do you live with these crippling fears?

>>36745347
>>36745362
>>36745376
Good memes lads.
Very happy

>>36745355
she looks awfully 3d for a waifu, lad

>>36745688
that's why I don't pay off the loan, I keep the money JUST IN CASE

>>36745299
>resignation
>getting jobseekers

I have some bad news for you...

>>36745668
but you're going to accrue interest like a melon anyway

bored now
odds i wank
evens vidya

>>36745780
set up a dd to pay off interest
600 quid in the last year, debt reduced by 220

absolute con

>>36745780
>>36745801
do you get interest on student loans?

>>36745668
>paying off the most affordable loan of your life
>not investing that money

please don't do this anon

>>36745829
yeah, it's designed so that on average payments won't exceed the interest and you spend 30 years paying it off

I believe it's set as BoE rate + 1%

Damn it, looks like I'm going to get thrown out of the Scottish Malt Whisky Society

I was just at a little informal meeting there at a member's house and we were sipping a few drams from Glendronach single casks.

"This is a great 18 year old dram" I said. "But I usually prefer 12 year olds" Then the organizer's daughter came into the room and I said "Oh look, here comes one now" and I licked my lips and my teeth lecherously and made a purring noise like a cat while rubbing my thigh.

The guy took my glass out of my hand, smashed it on the ground, grabbed my wrist and threw me out of his house.

Bit of an overreaction, it was only a joke.

>>36745860
>not even centered

CHINESE ENGINEERING

i will download dota again just to get some human connections. i love single player games but only playing them makes me feel even weirder

>>36745879
in general is that a good rate though?

i didnt spend a lot of my loan and have about 15k left, is it worth just paying half the loan off and paying the other 12k slowly?

i dont know how loans work in general so excuse me if i sound like an idiot

>>36745889
>centered

FUCK
OFF
YANK
SCUM

>>36745938
centreed, sorry

>>36745934
it's the best rate you'll get and the fact you don't need to repay it (payments taken automatically above threshold) means it's the best loan you can ever get
keep all the money, you can use it for a deposit on a house or for a car
it'll just work out as an extra 1% tax for the next 25 or 30 years depending on your plan

of course it's cheaper in the long run to pay it all off but you'd be a bit of mug to I think

>>36745934
The other anon is giving good advice, but if you want some further reading,

http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/students/student-loans-repay

>>36745979
ok thanks for the advice

>>36746018
thanks i'll read it now

who knew britfeel could give solid worthwhile advice, huh?

>>36745363
When you spend a lot of time on 4chan (especially pol) you lose touch with the real world pol is an eco chamber where you will be told Jews are bad nazis are good. Spend more time talking to people but listen more than you speak

>>36745683
i didnt make it mate, you're retarded for not checking the catalog

>>36746064
drop it, that post was made half an hour ago

Whose the best current guitarist?

>>36746107
me obviously

how is this not original

>>36746064
Why would I check the catalogue? Am I supposed to assume your down syndrome self was retarded enough to make a thread 20 MINUTES EARLY!!

HOWLING
SAD!

>>36746092
my post was made over an hour before you replied to it

>>36746142
i'm not the original guy who posted it, just someone saying to stop mentioning it

have a nice day

>>36746175
>have a nice day
yanks out please

>>36746184
hey i'm in manchester, the UK one, but thanks for asking

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The Aus ones still there do bots want to bump it every so often to stop it dropping off for later use

>>36746139
stop blaming other people for your fuck ups for once in your life. once again, i didn't start the thread

have you guys swallowed the brap pill yet?

>>36746196
>claims to be from manchester
>doesn't once use the phrase 'our kid'
definitely i either a paki or polak atleast

>>36746219
>polack*
you guessed it

>>36746196
which team do you support? city or united?

>>36746312
neither, but my housemate supports united so i guess them

>>36746303
>>polack*
>Polak is the Polish noun for a Pole
shit polak doesn't even know his own language

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-39790926

baka lads i go to waitrose to avoid baby slappers

>>36746325
this is BRITfeel, i just wanted to fit in...

>>36746312
football is gay

>>36746350
will they ever give the details of what the person looked like? i think not because we all know who did something this retarded

>>36746350
>The attacker is described as white, about 5ft 4in (1.62m) in height, with a slim build and black, frizzy, long hair
>black, frizzy, long hair

Jewess confirmed

got a trial shift a takeaway tonight, nervous as fuck, i have to take orders and help out in the kitchen, which was not on the job description.

dont wanna be beaten to death by foreigners for fucking up a pizza order basically

>dan ryckert of giant bomb was literally on a good boy points system
every time he speaks i become more convinced he's a high functioning autist

>>36744497
just got back lads, heres what happened

>says the voices in my head and spells of paranoid delusions are not indicative of a psychotic condition
>instead i should work on breathing and managing my stress better
>she is going to set up an appointment for me to get an autism assessment

feel like ive just wasted my time desu

>>36746451
went to a psychiatrist once. it was free, he was kind of a cunt and his assistent was sitting behind me the entire time. got some drugs so i guess it was worth it

>>36746462
>assistent was sitting behind me the entire time

i had this shit too, why? she was just sitting there writing stuff and never said a word

>>36746446
it'll be fine lad, they're not as evil as everyone makes them out to be, they'll understand that the first day on the job can be difficult. Just don't be an asshole and appear like you're trying to learn.

>>36746475
its always fucking awkward man why do they even exist. went to a dermatologist when i was like 16 and i could feel the bitch staring at me the entire time. i wasnt even ugly or anything

>>36746475
>>36746462

this is why i have always tried treating myself when i have mental problems

>>36746508
trying don't pay the bills
why would they keep your useless arse around when there's a hundred others who can do it better and faster

just be less trouble than you're worth

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Oight lads, some of you may remember that about a week ago I sent a trolly email to Birds Eye complaining about a size reduction of their Hot & Spicy chicken in the hope of getting free gibsmedats >>36621537

Well I got a reply today:

>Hello from Birds Eye

>Dear Sir or Madam,

>Thank you for your recent email.

>Like other food manufacturers, we have faced significant cost increases due to raw material inflation and deteriorating exchange rates.

>As brand leader, we understand the pressures our consumers are under and work incredibly hard to ensure we continue to offer great value.

>Whilst we have absorbed costs where we can, sometimes the weight or pack size of a product will change to keep prices low. We always involve our consumers when making these decisions.

>I hope this answers your query.

>Kind regards,

>Roberta Favaro
>Birds Eye Consumer Advisor

>Birds Eye Limited
>Freepost ADM3939
>London
>SW1A 1YS

Can you believe the bloody cheek? Not even a 'sorry'. I even included my address in the email, like take a hint mate. No gibmedats.

Maybe I should write back complaining about the 'tone' of the email or something lol. Tell me what to write lads. Or maybe I should say 'Thanks but really I was hoping for some compensation for the heavy emotional trauma I have endured. If you do not compensate me then I will take legal action'

On a side note, can you imagine being Roberta? Spending your waking hours responding seriously to people who email you complaining about their frozen chicken weight being reduced by 10%, what a cuck

>>36746591
You make britfeel great, anon

>>36746203
>I didn't start the thread
>I was just pretending to be retarded

Lol

About to have some sponge cake that my mummy made for me lads :)

lads I've been preping for a job interview for the last month and now that it's close to the date Im losing motivation fast and I anxious/scared.

I think beause it's change? Or the failure of not getting it might be the nail in the coffin for me

>>36746572
They're not going to be judging your every move mate, if you feel out of your depth or you don't understand something just ask. I'm sure you're not quite as bad at serving pizza as you think.

I bet my whole gyro for next month that this night wont be nearly as bad as you're imagining it to be.

>>36746713
In my experience homemade cake is inferior to store-bought cake

>>36746775
lol that wasn't me, but thanks for the nice words

noticed when i went in that the staff were pretty young looking so i'm hoping it'll be somewhat chill

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>go into FUCKING GAME for the first time in about four years
>it's empty
>only one employee in there
>ask if they have Persona 5 for the PS3
>sold out since launch
I knew I should have pre-ordered it. I can always pirate it.

>>36746819
ouch, sorry lad, going into game was your first mistake, fuck that place

>>36746771
youre overthinking it anon

it will be fine

>>36746778
You must be shit at making cake then.

lads i've just realised how nuts tekken was
>paul had beef with a bear
what a lad

>>36746833
It's my own fault for not backing up my Persona 4 save before it vanished so I have to play through it all again

any PUBG players here? do you think they should add survival elements to it?

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>>36746819
Amazon lad?
>the ps3 version costs more than the ps4 version
Oh wow sucks to be you lad.

Also, I keep buying the persona games, and the same thing happens. After about 15 hours of high school sim and 1 hour of dungeon crawling I go back and play the other SMT games.

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Help me pick my uni choice lads

>>36746819
I still carried around my GAME for years after I stopped going it. I have a GameStation one somewhere aswell.

>>36746920
cambridge, only because of the institution
as a second choice the one closest to home or the one with the best campus

>>36746920
Cambridge firm, Manchester 2nd

Bristol is good but the others are better and fuck living in london on a student budget

What are the offers lad?

>>36746920
Cambridge is the only worthwhile option there.

>>36746837
>>36746837
I guess so, I just worry, it's a behaviour I have identified before in sort of a cycle

Inspired/motivated
work towards goal
making good progress
Goal coming soon
Start spening less time working towards goal
not feeling like doing anything
Goal passes buy

maybe it's a defensive thing give up now so you have an excuses for not getting the goal you wanted

I would rate myself a 4/10 so does that mean I'm actually a 2/10?

>>36747051
youre most likely around average like most people

>>36747051
depends on how you are t b h
for example Im quite harsh about how I look

>tfw you have to join the local 6-a-side league as a team
>they assume everyone has at least 5 friends to play with every week

I-I just want to join someone else's existing team when someone else leaves...

Having a good day
See a qt girl
Feel hopeless
rest of the day spent spiralling into despair.

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>>36746960
>Cambridge firm, Manchester 2nd. Bristol is good but the others are better and fuck living in london on a student budget
Hmm I was actually thinking of decline all offers Cambridge firm, Bristol 2nd. I've heard that Bristol has a good reputation for law, plus the city seems nice and the law building is awesome (pic related). Bristol's conditions are lower too
>What are the offers lad?
Cambridge and UCL are A*AA, Manchester is Distinction + AA/AAA and Bristol is Distinction + BB/ABB

>>36747185
what are you expecting to get? is AAA realistic? if so, go for manchester, if not then do Bristol as second choice

>>36746591
Yes and
>We always involve our consumers when making these decisions.

Make sure you bring their attention to the fact that you were never consulted or even given the option to attend a consultation on the packaging.

>>36747170
I know that feel REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36744497
>seeing a therapist
>seeing somebody who was succesful enough in life to achieve a university degree and a well paying, professional job
>expecting them to understand your problems and even sympathise despite being absolute pinnacle normie

fucking lmao you got goy'd. Make sure you take the drugs :^)

Might buy a keyboard and try and learn something. Probably a better waste of my time than playing wow and watching films.

When is the Jobcentre going to re-open?

I work for JP Morgan in London and this morning I was told that my job is moving to either Dublin, Frankfurt or Luxembourg.

Thanks Brexit idiots. I suppose it gives me the chance to leave this sinking ship.

>>36747347
Luxembourg sounds comfy tbqh

listening to the debut album of the clash. good album but they are pretty edgy.

>>36747366
I've been many times. It's boring and expensive.

Would far prefer Frankfurt or Dublin.

>spend all of yesterday waiting for a delivery company to pick up broken pc parts
>they give me a 'timeslot' of 9-5 which is super fucking helpful
>guy shows up at 15:30 with no paperwork, labels or receipts because he's 'covering for someone'
>cant give him the package because its like 600 bongs worth of stuff - he says he'll be back tomorrow, re arranged a delivery
>second day in a row waking up at 8 fucking 30 because they can arrive at literally any time
>he didn't re-arrange the delivery at all, hasn't shown up and now i've had to rearrange it AGAIN for tomorrow

Another fan fucking tastic day of not being able to play music, video games with the sound on, my guitar, because our doorbell is broken so every fucking sound could be someone at the door knocking it and i have to get up and run to check every 5 fucking seconds

FUCK

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>>36744294
Yorkshire white girls edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

Hey guys so I'm Jewish and my sister let a black friend out of our family home last night as I was getting a midnight snack, should I tell my parents? (she's 17)

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morning lads

I believe i'll make good use of my time today

>>36747613
>my sister let a black friend out of our family home
>letting the slaves free
Disgusting lad

>>36747618
>morning
>5pm

>>36746920
Save me from being the only robot I know in Cambridge
What college is Campus U anyway?

>>36747642
Morning is just the time when a person wakes up, not a time of the day

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>>36747659
Penishouse

What year are you in and what do you study, lad?

Bus was quiet and almost empty but now a group of teenage girls got on and sat right near me. End me.

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Working/Middle-Class Cuckservative's want to sell our NHS and schools so we pay taxes for literally nothing in return

>>36747678
No it isn't between 00:00 and 12:00 is morning 12:00 to 18:00 is afternoon and 18:00 to 00:00 is night

>>36747737
School girls are the main reason I don't use public transport

>>36747708
Never had to go there, looks breddy good though

2nd year clare mathmo here, it's suffering desu so I don't know about Law but I hope you're up for it being tough lad

Been having autistic fantasys about building my own Island again

>>36747857
want to play terraria?

>>36747867
What's that
Extra text very original

Borderline suicidal desu lads but at least I can do some acid at the weekend

>>36747779
Clare looks pretty

There's a good chance of me flunking out tbqh, I'm very lazy. Basically doing no work for my A-levels, might not even get in

How've you found the social scene at Cambridge? I have a good feeling I'll autismo out and end up alone as usual. Is everyone a bit autistic or are there turbo-normies even there?

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>>36747347
>expecting me to care about some fag working for a bank
>implying i didn't vote leave just to spite you

anyone else seeing warburtons toastie pockets reduced everywhere?

seems like all the supermarkets massively overstocked them because there's always piles of them in the bargain bin

>>36747982
Is it really a good idea to do acid when you're suicidal?

im listening to blur

who else into good music?

tell me your favorite bands/or bands

>>36748016
What A-levels are you taking? If you got an offer you'll probably be alright if you keep cool in the exams desu

Hate to break it to you but Cambridge isn't as different to every other uni in England as you think, the place is full of normies
There are a few shut in autists present company included[\spoiler] so try and identify them during freshers so you can have someone who gets it

>>36748173
Fucker up my spoiler, that's what I get for phone posting, shameful

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>Next years student accommodation is not en-suite

HELP HELP HELP HELP

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>Nage juede shenme shihou bushi Zhongguo pengyou

>tfw no one in brit feel to have a comfy chat with about music

>>36748020
I'll be fine. I'll either get a six figure redundancy package or a comfy relocation package, depending on what I choose.

Meanwhile you'll still be poor as fuck and Brexit will make you even poorer.

>>36748049
to hanswer your question ,, YES

>>36748282

Why do you think we give a shit about your JP Morgan job, or your relocation?

>>36747347
We don't want your traitorous kind here anyway

>>36748322
Oof, you sound a bit jealous mate.

Why do you think anyone gives a shit about any of the stuff you post here?

>>36748173
>What A-levels are you taking?
Lit, History, and Politics. Got a B in History last year and I was trying way harder than I am now

>Hate to break it to you but Cambridge is full of normies
Damn that's a shame. Can we be autistic together?

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>>36748322
>>36748346
plz stop fighting mommy and daddy

>>36748103
>>36748249

my favourite is MC BUSHPIG / SUICIDAL RAP ORGY,, good shjit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qweUlGmDXDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSorfQFe8IE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27BAvGEBE_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dslaF_rRFfg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmYx660fzMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8M4J2SmTjU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPigx0GU898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t3fXw-ij04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTBPXgw-NLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyH3D_7u0TQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgEkeNsNbF4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb0RtK7oObw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmWproODbms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaRx7P_tHqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wxs0u8s3ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLfFj9r9IpE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3p3YX8Y9fc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbMyIYMBQ0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yOCMTohYu8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bpuGP7M7bk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPfHhe22WqI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUwARUz2h2I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6M75KL_ngA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgHKL0S8_7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJbBEJjvRik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8H4pBi7B7k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViISEo5rNUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vplvQUyhgcw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQdpF6elTlk

>>36748346

The way you posted made it seem like you expected us to regret voting for brexit now. I'm as happy with my choice as ever.

The worse thing about brexit is that the fall in the pound was so short lived, getting most of my income in dollars meant I had a bumper few months, but unfortunately the pound is almost at 1.30 again

>>36748412
bloody ell lad. havent arf sent me a library of tunes here.

dont know any of this music desu but thanks for sharing.

Daily reminder that benefits from the EU are trivial, if existent at all, and there is literally no reason for remaining a member

>>36748430
>The way you posted made it seem like you expected us to regret voting for brexit now.

Obviously I don't care what some thick cunt who works in a warehouse and earns extra pennies on a website for Pajeets thinks.

Will be funny to watch you complain and suffer and curse whoever the media tells you to blame for your predicament in a few years time though.

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>just woke up
>expecting comfy feels
>it's the usual cunt bragging about his high class job and then more cunts arguing with him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2wMVgGnQiA

This is the man who attempted to blow up a London Underground train last year with a home made bomb.

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well, another job interview fucked. got interviewed by this qt, passed the questionnaire, passed the interview stage, even made her laugh a few times.

then put me on the spot, and made me interact with customers. Did awful. Oh well, maybe my next interview in 6 months might go better.

>>36748496
what kinda music do you like lad?

lets have a comfy chat about music

>>36748365
Shit, well, I've got no advice on those subjects but put the effort in lad, a law degree from Cambridge will make your life a lot easier

Sure can, mate, you've got a friend here if you make it

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>>36748496
>wake up
>britfeel full of normies with jobs, doing A levels and talking about going to university

>>36748494
>lame for your predicament

blame me for what predicament?

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>>36748496
We're men, everything has to be a competition or argument here

>>36748555
Just remember Brexit hasn't happened yet mate. The economic shit is yet to hit the fan.

>>36748591

>Economic shit

Like HP sauce costing an extra 20 pence per bottle or something?

>>36748538
Sounds good lad, I listen to a bit of everything. Listening to some Tyler the Creator right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktt4CXul6lM

>>36748547
Typical affairs lad, it's so obvious bait but everyone falls for it. Why would rich successful people post here unless 1, they're lying or 2. they know people will get riled up

>>36748569
That's women lad

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roastie cheated on me now i have aids

not even joking

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>>36748641
>having sex
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36748609
Everything going up in price while jobs being lost in record numbers.

Worst case scenario but it's looking more likely all the time.

>>36748103
stone roses smiths joy division echo and the bunnymen elvis costello bowie rolling stones beatles smashing pumpkins pavement

>>36748209
first year of uni I shared 2 bathrooms with 9 other people, wasn't too bad, but I did piss bottle sometimes.

>>36748249
i'll talk to you lad

>have a bath
>wash my pee pee with imperial lather soap
>get out bath
>dry off with towell
>sit in bed
>look at some porn
>pee pee gets hard
>can still smell pee pee through my duvet

is this normal or do i have an exceptionally stinky pee pee?

>>36748620
>Listening to some Tyler the Creator right now

never been big on tyler myself but i do like some of his hits, i personally earl sweatshirt.

my favorite rap group has got to be jedi mind tricks

>>36748657

I can cope with HP sauce going up 20p a bottle, the reduced tax burden will probably negate that anyway, so it probably won't rise at all.

>>36748696
Are you cleaning under the foreskin

>>36748716
yeah im pulling back and getting the soap all up in it.

>>36748709
Why are you mentioning HP Sauce? What makes you think that will be the only thing going up in price? Everything will go up in price.

>reduced tax burden

Why will there be a reduced tax burden?

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>going on a date with a 42 year old woman on Friday

This is what straight shota does to a man

>>36748691
offft lad. i love all of them bands you have stated.

i need to get more into echo and the bunnymen, especially considering that i am from liverpool.

>>36748743
You probably don't want to be soaping the glans lad, doesn't that sting?

>>36748768
Pretty hot, get her to sit on your face

>>36748749
>Why will there be a reduced tax burden?

Two reasons, firstly we won't have to pay the several billion net membership fee to the EU, secondly, assuming there are tarrifs and no free trade deal, the taxes we collect from reciprocal tarrifs will negate it.

If there is a free trade deal, prices won't go up at all.

>>36748768
>complaining about going on a date
You fucking normie tier bastard.

>tfw no 42 year old mummy gf

>>36747708
Please come to Cambridge, I have a deferred offer from last year starting in September and will need robot allies.

Today was an OK day at work
Had one call that lasted 40 minutes

Feeling bad about my facial hair again
But I know I gotta wait until 2 weeks for it to start falling out

>>36748790
Doesn't sting at all, my pee pee is fully submerged in water when I do it.

>>36748822

Are you infertile? Have you considered just buying a microscope and putting your semen under it for a DIY analysis?

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>tfw it costs at least 200 bongs for a one way trip to anime land
The dream of going to a love hotel died very quickly.
Post waifus

>>36748790
>Pretty hot, get her to sit on your face
I want her to lad, she's very anime milf-esque

>You fucking normie tier bastard.
I-I'm only 20 years old lad, I don't this is normie. Not sure how I developed this mummy fetish but I've had it for years and it's only spiraled out of control ever since. This is the first time I'm acting on my urges

>>36748813
Where're you gonna be, anon?

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>Supported soft brexit with freedom of movement
>Went on /r/europe
>Europeans cheering as the EU bullies us
>Europeans calling British people idiots
>Europeans demanding the right to stay in our country while mocking our country and us

Yeah I think I'm /hardbrexit/ now

check out my song anons

https://youtu.be/hVQWV8jO-Ac

>>36748855
how the fuck did you get a date with a 42 year old? near enough all older women find it weird as fuck

good for you though. is right.

>>36748839
I don't produce semen or any ejaculate, it's been that way pretty much since the start

I can't check fertility while on HRT

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We should declare war on the EU unless they provide a cash settlement for assets which we partially own, as a memberstate.

If they do not, we would be fully justified in waging a military campaign against them.

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>>36745801
wait till you get a mortgage m8

>>36748867
it's reddit, it's a load of liberal faggots

>>36748896
wouldent we just get slaughtered though? how can we take on pretty much all of Europe?

>>36748878
>I don't produce semen or any ejaculate

then you are infertile by that alone, surely?

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Returning to the dumping site
To relive my killing
My victim well preserved
Lying facedown in the earth
Exactly how I left her
Stripped naked, buttocks up
Pale livid sex slave
Ready for one last fuck

Misanthropic murder mind
No cunt sparred from suffering
Monster of annihilation
Gratification through mutilation

The stare of the dead in my eyes
Postmortal devirginized
My easy prey left to decay
With blood her orifice I lubricate
Feasting on the rotting purity
Beastial ferocity is feeding on me
Faces of the dead are growing on me
Forming into my skin insanity sets in

Torn in bloated form
Franticly slashing
Intense grotesque mutilation
Shredded, lacerated and dissected

I left her unmarked
For no one to find
Masses of grisly remains
I have left behind

My life consist
Of compulsive killing
Sick mind, no repent
A fiendish thrilling

I'm the horror that you fear
You're forced to decay
Forget your saviour
I'm the only salvation

>>36748876
I was over at my mates house and his mums friend was over as well. We got to talking and she brought up how she's 3 times divorced major red flag and I joked saying maybe she needs to try someone younger and she said maybe I'm right. She acknowledged it's weird but she says maybe she has to try something new. Surprised she didn't just fuck a black. Bit worried about being out in town with her and what people will think. They'll probably think she's my mum

>>36748867
>>36748912

they dont make sense because a real liberal (a smart one) would see that they are using fear mongering tactics and would oppose it.

>>36748917
Yes
I thought you meant PERMANENTLY infertile

>>36748915

If they think bombs are going to start raining down on their critical infrastructure, they'll pay up simply to keep the peace and stability.

>brush my teeth perfectly all my life
>get a cavity
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36748809
That could be the case. Depends on legislation and how the negotiations turn out.

However I'd make three points.

Firstly, tax doesn't make any difference if you don't have a job anyway.

Secondly, if less people are earning money then there will be a shortfall in tax revenue, and this will dwarf the amount we send the EU and reciprocal tariffs.

Thirdly, there is no party promising that Brexit will lead to tax cuts or even suggesting it in their election manifesto. And even if taxes were cut, it wouldn't negate price rises.

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>banker jew cunt thinks we care he's losing his job

Mate if it was up to the British people you and your kind would have been strung up for what you've done

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>>36746775
its a GIRO old cock - a gyro is a spinny thing

>>36748846
did you really expect it to be cheap?

>>36748964

There is no reason to assume we'll be worse off, at the very least we'll save the membership fee, and that could be used for a corporation tax cut to stimulate job growth.

They have no reason to impose tarrifs, if they choose to, then we'll just apply them ourselves.

>>36746591
Say you will be going to the Daily Mail about it lad

>>36748955
i dont know lad. i think they would just bomb us back and completely fuck up our economy

>>36749017
I'm going to be completely honest and admit to having no clue how expensive airfare is.

>People thought the 350 billion a week to the EU was a lie
>EU trying to make us pay 100 billion now

Well I guess it wasn't a lie then? Brexit is going to save us 100 billion quid.

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>>36746771
relax, try and be normal, act interested and keen. Put yourself in their shoes, they just want a non-retard who's not going to be a complete fucking weirdo in the office, its not the apprentice

>>36748944
i used to have something going with a women in her 40s. at the time i was into conspiracy theories, and so was she, and that is pretty much all we spoke about. so yeah, the older women i went out with was fucking bonkers tbqh.

sex was amazing.

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>>36746985
Yes you're right. So if you can analyse WHY you're acting like this correctly, you should be able to analyse HOW to not do it

>>36749096
Did she ever meet your parents? I think that's my biggest fear. She's the same age as my mum ffs, I don't think I'll end up dating her probably, just want to feed my mummy fetish and fuck her. I still live with my parents so bringing her back to mine would be possibly the most awkward thing imaginable

Anyone got the image of Pepe sneaking up on someone and whisper in their ear cuck

>>36748778
admittedly not heard more than a couple of albums of theirs myself like. You like the jesusand mary chain?

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Twisted thoughts in a shape of death
Blood is staining on my hands
Deranged mind, rotting soul
Homicidal need leads my way

Warped lust, sickly obsessed
Prepare yourself for the end
Blood spurts from the wounds
As I hack my way through your skull

Crunching bones, screams of pain
Violent death after hours of torture
Bloody corpse put away
A garden party on festering human remains

Stewing limbs in the fridge

Severe dismemberment
Psychotic ecstasy
Frenzied disembowelment
A end to your misery

Piles of flesh
Is all that's left
Suffer now
A grotesque death

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Brit/feel/ what do we do about all these spergs bombing our trains and hacking our security services?

Should these empathy-deficient losers be let out?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39734047

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>>36746920
Cambridge for the status of the institution. Although they are all good Uni's.
>t.studied LLB

>girl I'm talking to online wants a face pic
haha yes now I'm fucked

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>>36749009
I never seen it spelled before

EU citizens in the UK are so arrogant 2bh lads

Was speaking to one and they seem to think they have some divine right to be here and they're not guests in Britain at the will of the British people.

Then if you tell them that we could decide to deport them all they call you a bigot.

>>36749201
dont mind em as long as theyre white, if they are white they can stay but the non whites have to go

>>36749183
>Islam not mentioned once

????

>>36749201
Fortunately, most are fucking off now already. Not that they legally have to go, but within 1 mile alone we already have 2 burnt out Polish shops, and they know they are not wanted.

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>>36749188
show us a face pic first first, can't be that bad surely

>>36749183
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-london-39797494/police-interview-with-tube-bomber

Seems like he'd fit right in, so sure, why not

>>36749145
>Did she ever meet your parents?

yes... it was awkward to say the least. i was retarded at the time and thought she was the one etc. i suggest not introducing her to your parents.

could just become a casual thing with her where you just fuck her. she must be a bit mad if she wants a serious relationship with someone of 20. as i said earlier, the women i dated was mad. hopefully this older women you're getting on is just after a bit of fun. you should be able to fuck her after the first date. try to get her drunk.

>>36749223

This is bullshit, non-whites are better than these fucking slav vermin.

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>>36749257
>europe
>non-whites

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>>36747185
Bristol has a very good reputation for Law indeed. Its also where everyone who couldn't get into Oxon/Cantab goes desu desu
I honestly don't think it would matter out of any of those Unis for Law, you've still got an LPC and then a training contract to do after Uni plus lots of people do Masters as well so plenty of chance to move about.

>>36749245
no, I've been ill and look even worse than normal

>>36749265
fuck meant for >>36749223

ori ori

>>36749257
t. ombonga tasmango

Tube bomber is great for showing how toxic Islam is. It even makes white British turn into terrorists

>>36749257
No, no they're not. Not even close

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Who else here a /coolboy/?

I been cool since day one, feels good. Feels good to be cool.

>>36746591
I get these from asda.

best ive had so far.
you get 4 in a pack.

I eat them in a large bun with onion, lettuce. mayo, a touch of chilli sauce.

https://groceries.asda.com/product/breaded-fillets-grills/asda-4-hot-spicy-chicken-breast-fillets/910000399837

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>>36748846

ScottishPower are useless benders desu lads

Just had din dins lads some reduced to clear pork loin a (1 quid) and a baked sweet potato (50p)

>>36749315
would be nice if i wasn't a vegan

>>36749164
Anyone lads, you'll get a u you u

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>>36747151
I had same problem m8 luckily in Manc theres a 'turn up and play' game every weekend. Maybe something similar in your area?

>>36749295
>>36749301

Pakis may be worse, but most other non-whites are vastly superior to slavs.

I not sure why you're so obsessed with them being white, as if that's somehow important.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGHGLlxlvBw

Despite the title these aren't actualy tricks but just how to cook an egg.

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Don't you know things can change
Things'll go your way
If you hold on for one more day
Can you hold on for one more day
Things'll go your way
Hold on for one more day

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>>36749164
>>36749393

here you go lad, I really need to sort out my folder of 400~ random 4chan images

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>>36747347
Tax in Germany is fucking brutal m8 hope its not there

>>36749169
>jesusand mary chain?

never really listened to them lad. i know they are meant to be post punk so i would probably like them

>>36749438

He's an EUcuck, he'll salivate at the thought of paying more taxes

Any of you lads want to move to America and set up a /britfeel/ bounty hunting company

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>>36749409
Some day somebody's gonna make you want to
Turn around and say goodbye
Until then baby are you going to let them
Hold you down and make you cry

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>>36744294
You bite through the big wall, the big wall bites back
You just sit there and sulk, sit there and bawl
You are so pretty when you're on your knees
Disinfected, eager to please

Sometimes you sulk, sometimes you burn
God rest your soul
When the loving comes and we've already gone
Just like your dad, you'll never change

Each time it comes it eats me alive
I try to behave but it eats me alive
So I declare a holiday
Fall asleep, drift away

Sometimes you sulk, sometimes you burn
God rest your soul
When the loving comes and we've already gone
Just like your dad, you'll never change

Sometimes you sulk, sometimes you burn
God rest your soul
When the loving comes and we've already gone
Just like your dad, you'll never change

>>36749402
>other non-whites are vastly superior to slavs.

Citation needed

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When the world, leaves you feeling blue
You can count on me, I will be there for you
When it seems, all you hopes and dreams
Are a million miles away, I will re-assure you
We've got to all stick together
Good friends, there for each other
Never ever forget that
I've got you and you've got me, so
Reach for the stars
Climb every mountain higher
Reach for the stars
Follow your heart's desire
Reach for the stars
And when that rainbow's shining over you
That's when your dreams will all come true

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How many Coronation Murderers can you think of?

Richard Hillman
Tracy Barlow
Tony Gordon
--
Possibly Amy Barlow ??

>>36749404
>add black ink to food
>now its black

OH WOW HOW AMAZING

>>36749427
Thanks pal you're the man

>>36749557
more to the point why would you want a black egg anyway?

The guy who kinda bullied me at work is now nice

>>36749523
>>36749301
>>36749295
>>36749223
Why are you so obsessed, Jakub?

We already voted for you to fuck off, it's over

>>36747347
Come Dublin mate we'll hang out

t. English ex pat

>>36749402
>but most other non-whites are vastly superior to slavs.

bit of strong statement that lad. russia has pretty much always been behind the rest of the western world but im not sure if any non-white countries have a better history.

>>36749402
We should strive to destroy white majority countries as fast as possible so we can finally usher in a bland, mocca-colored multicultural society where no one has any roots and no one truly belongs anywhere.

>>36749588
Ah, the resident Paki sex pest

Britain wouldn't be Britain without inbred Pakistani sex offenders. Quintessentially British

>>36749605

Couldn't give a toss what happens to other white countries. Other 'white' foreigners are no better than Indians or Chinks

>>36749605
Yes, we should all go back to where we came from.

>>>/pol/

>>36749588

I unironically think that you are better than Poles

>Speaks English
>Isn't an alcoholic
>Hates the EU
>Hates most Pakis

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>>36749673

Absolutely BTFO, godspeed anon

>>36749676
poles have spent most of their history trying to run away from russia. not surprised that their populace isnt exactly the brightest.

Chicken is the best meat.
Tastiest and most versatile.

>>36749676
When he's not defending rape gangs and terrorists

>>36749673
Yes, non whites should.

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