>tfw no job

>>36703380
relax america will be great again soon

just blame obama that

are you a liberal?

Enlist nigga.

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>>36703380
>no job

>>36703380

In Canada you can go on disability for being depressed, anxious and angry about being out of work for so long and they give you back pay for all the of difference between welfare and disability in a tax free lump sum.

>>36703382
no

>>36703383
>dying for israel

>>36703385
why bother working if you're a leaf then

>>36703380

sales, finance (L2invest) or military.

have fun

>>36703386
>dying for israel
vs
>dying alone on your couch for nothing
Meh, rather die for the Jews than rot away

>tfw 4th job this year

Trade meme was real i just can't work with boomers

>>36703380
>>>>>>/b/

>>36703380
>when the brainwashing is so effective it makes you WANT to be a wageslave

>>36703380
Don't feel bad. I am a shitty wageslave and life sucks.
I work my ass off 9 hours a day, and don't have enough time to do the things I love.
Sure I make some money.. but what is the point if I can't enjoy life?
You are light years ahead of my shitty existence by not having to deal with a job, and all the crappy co-worker bullshit.
There is no glory in having a job.. just humiliation.

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>tfw no gf and no job

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>>36703380
>tfw worked for the last 22 years without taking more than a 1 week vacation
looking forward to no job

>>36703395
Yikes im 22 and most i was able to work was a year and change before getting myself fired

>>36703387
You really think the average "normal" person wants to sit on their ass all day alone in a small dwelling making just enough money to enjoy some junk food and afford some electronics?

>>36703394
Same.

29 and did everything society told me to do, and here I am. Really makes you question everything.

>>36703386
>>dying for israel

American forces have microscopic loss rates and the military industrial complex is a fine place for multiple careers.

>>36703390
Poor precious babby is sensitive. Money dries all tears.

>>36703393
>There is no glory in having a job.. just humiliation.

Change careers unless you suck too much.

>>36703395
Why the fuck did you do that?

>>36703396
>getting myself fired
Then that's what you wanted. Good for you.

>>36703484
>29 and did everything society told me to do

You missed the duty to think for yourself. You chose the lazy default.

Epic fail and AIDS thread is epic. You will all serve as examples to others.

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>>36703385
My dad is on "disability" and on his application he put that he has diabetes and he's an alcoholic. $1500 a month for sitting on his ass.

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>>36703454
That sounds like the perfect life, away from all normies and internet forever

>>36703454
wageslaves already do this though

>>36703380
You can get a customer service job at Publix if you live in Florida and some other states down south.

>>36703454
pretty sure this is also known as "life"

>not investing in shitcoins

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>tfw had a soul-sucking low-paying customer-facing job
>tfw made redundant
>tfw neet for 3 years living with my mum
>remembered that I used to enjoy programming for fun
>never considered doing it as a job because no degree
>decide to try anyway
>spend a few months filling in the gaps in my knowledge
>focus on learning web development because it seems easiest thing to get a job doing
>end up getting a job in a small comfy company
>don't have to talk to customers at all
>not stuck in a cubical churning out the same websites every day.
>get to solve interesting problems and have ownership over the codebase
>my work literally automates normie jobs and makes them redundant
>earning more than most of the people I know who do have degrees
>co-workers are socially inept and play vidya... only downside is that they're libcucks

Not too bad I'd say. If you like programming I'd say its a good direction for a robot if he wants independence... because you know your parents are going to die one day.

>>36703380
I have a shit job but interviewed for a great one. Got a didn't get the job email and it fucking killed me. I thought I killed the initial phone interview but I guess I wasn't social enough