/britfeel/ we are the night (normies btfo) edition

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>Normies trolling actual robots in r9k

what has britfeel become

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How do you feel about your lack of female contact lads? Are you bothered considering your age?

>>36700156
I always feel like getting a boyfriend more after jacking off

any lads watching the miranda hart story on channel 5 later?

>>36700148

Britfeel has always been a bastion of cyborgs, robots should fuck off desu, they are whining annoying little faggots

>>36700157
Who the fuck is Len?

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In the UK, in 2014 there were 8,697 alcohol-related deaths
However, if you include deaths where alcohol was a contributing factor (such as various cancers, falls and hypertensive diseases), the figure increases to 21,512. 13,971 for males and 7,541 for females
Alcohol is 10% of the UK burden of disease and death, making alcohol one of the three biggest lifestyle risk factors for disease and death in the UK, after smoking and obesity
Alcohol related harm costs England around 21bn per year, with 3.5bn to the NHS, 11bn tackling alcohol-related crime and 7.3bn from lost work days and productivity costs
In the UK in 2012-13, there were 1,008,850 hospital admissions related to alcohol consumption where an alcohol-related disease, injury or condition was the primary reason for hospital admission or a secondary diagnosis
Alcohol now costs the NHS 3.5bn per year, equal to 120 for every tax payer
A fifth (29%) of all violent incidents in 2013-14 took place in or around a pub or club. This rises to 42% for stranger violence.

>Complaining about the state of the country
>Continuing to drink alcohol

Stop drinking

/Britfeel/ is an alcohol free zone.

So how are people feeling about Prime Minister Sexy Kev?

I have 13 shirts

Should I iron them all tonight, or only the four I will need for the working week?

>>36700156
Masturbation is pointless. Just reduce exposure to erotic stimuli and stop fapping - you'll feel a lot better about having no gf.

Disregard females, acquire currency.

>>36700209
Percentage of perpetrators of crime that are drunk at the time of offence

Robbery - 15%
Sexual Assault - 37%
Aggravated Assault - 27%
Domestic Violence - ~65%
Homicide of any kind - 40%

Number of people killed by alcohol-impaired drivers in 2014 - 9,967

Alcohol is the stupid mans crux. Stop drinking.

>>36700228
Wanking is the only thing that helps stop my feet hurting

>>36700209

Hear hear.

Haven't touched a drop in about a year, and don't intend to ever again

>>36700197
I said normies btfo, not cyborgs btfo.

Not sure if I should continue my transition, commit suicide or try anti-depressants

http://www.strawpoll.me/12874369
http://www.strawpoll.me/12874369
http://www.strawpoll.me/12874369

>>36700156
somewhat bothered. its not even about the sex anymore, i just want someone to get close to and be emotionally intimate with them.

i barely ever try with women, and when i do i usually try making it a relationships straight away and it puts the girl right off.

>>36700212
pretty good. did he form a coalition with shipman in the end or did he get enough votes?

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Lets see how drunk britfeel is

http://www.strawpoll.me/12874388

>>36700246
Good on you mate. If only drinkers could know this feeling. Unfortunately, they are blind to the damage they do to themselves and society.

>>36700209
>>36700232
can we not have this argument again? last night was enough

>>36700224
Do 4 tonight.
2 tomorrow
2 the next
2 the next
3 the next

>>36700156
Not bothered desu. I only notice it when I'm with my mates who have gfs. Don't think I'd be able to function with a gf, seeing the extra stress my mates go thru doesnt seem worth it

>>36700295
Nah, I need to do them in blocks or I'll forget

>>36700291
We wouldn't be having this argument if you just stopped drinking.

>>36700289
>a few time a year

>once a week

there is no in between option.

>>36700279
Gained the support of Shipman, Milk Cat and Truck Boys. But appeared to view them as part of a coalition instead of just mere support.

>>36700270
suicide you sexpest paki.

>>36700317
i barely drink, and when i do, i drink responsibly.

>>36700325

Once a month would fall under 'a few times a year'

>>36700209
Yes brother, we should bring in the rest of Sharia too.

Sexy Kev amirite lads

>>36700156
it's fucking crushing me. when i was 13-15 i was fairly popular with girls and could have easily got laid and had relationships etc. That's all changed now and i haven't felt another person's touch in about 7-8 years.

what sort of medicine can i take in excess in order to fall alseep easier tonight?
hopefully shit i already have in the house

>>36700367
I bet Kev will allow alcohol discussion and not this creeping Sharia law.

>>36700357
>i drink responsibly.

This is a lie made up by the alcohol industry. There is no such thing as drinking responsibly. Every time you drink, you damage your body, and put strain on our socialised NHS.

Most likely Brexit talks will collapse.

Walking past houses and smelling weed is hard lads...

>>36700400

That's good, because we will get the hardest possible brexit then

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>>36700367
not that sexy tbf

>>36700399
stop baiting

you're making too many stupid assumptions for this to be real.

>>36700422
Why do you think that is good?

Is it sad that I enjoy listening to Peter Hitchens?

By the way, can anyone recommend some good documentaries about Jesus/the Bible and shit?

Anybody watching little boy blue tonight?
Wee scouser got shot in 2007 and ITV have made a drama show about it.

The parents must be rolling in it.
QUIDS IN LA's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

>>36700438
>trying to become MORAL with Jesus

Odds I watch a movies
Evens I play vidya

>>36700156
Doesn't bother me at all. To be honest I kinda prefer it.

>>36700441
What makes you think they need to pay the parents anything to make a tv show about it?

>>36700428
>Hur dur this guy is challenging my incredibly small minded world view he must be baiting

Maybe if you hadn't destroyed your brain with alcohol you could formulate a better response than that.

>>36700190
Watching the Snooker finals

>>36700462
not so much that. just generally i have an interest in what life was like back then and whatnot.

>>36700473
idiot retard
never been in an NHS building in my life

>>36700436

>Absolutely no financial contribution to the EU
>No rights for EU citizens
>No influence at all from Brussels over the UK

>>36700491
You was born at home?

>>36700466
They don't, but probably will because if they come out against the show it's bad press.

>>36700491
>I've never been in an NHS building that means I'll never be in one in the future

>>36700505
obviously
in my parents bath

>>36700473
shit bait lad.

you are meant to lure someone in if you want to bait them, not try to act like a complete dick straight away.

even if you where not baiting, i wouldent want to have a conversation with you because you would obviously just be looking for a fight.

>>36700500
What about those of us who are from the UK and live in EU countries?

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>>36700209
>/Britfeel/ is an alcohol free zone.
Drinking right now tbqh

>>36700542

Couldn't give a fuck desu


bl000000x

>>36700500
Missed the best one
>Lynching poles freely on the streets

>>36700522
>Every time you drink, you damage your body, and put strain on our socialised NHS.
funny that every single time I drink nothing happens to the NHS isnt it

fuck off

>>36700491
Ignore this fuckwad mate. It's some bait, you're right. No use arguing with someone who's obviously trying to push an agenda, they won't listen to whatever you have to say, they just tend to reply by changing topic no matter what reasonable points you make.

>>36700748
>I couldn't give a fuck about British people

So you really don't give a fuck about Britain.

>>36700749

We are pretty much already doing that now, something like 170 Polish shops have suffered some sort of vandalism since the referendum

>>36700326
that's good. shows he cares about lethal doses, animals and alternative lifestyles

>>36700270

Well that depends on how you feel about yourself.

Are you feeling better now you've started your transition?

Are you unhappy because of your transition or because of other things in your life?

If it's other things, can you change them?

>>36700795

Those countries will likely offer unilateral visas for them anyway. But ultimately, those countries can do what they want with people, it's none of my concern

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Enough of this alcohol talk lads. Someone is clearly trying to cause a fight as if he was in a pub.

So anyone remember Stars in Their Eyes? Anyone used to watch it? Quite miss that weird type of Saturday evening TV show.

/britfeel/ is a alcohol allowed zone

- PM Kev x

>>36700819

you reminded me of this, Prime Minister

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9RunljdHow

>>36700819
I didn't vote for you

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>banned from /mu/ again

>>36700851

It doesn't matter, he's your Prime Minister now

>>36700818
>Foreign countries can do whatever they like with British people

Can't believe I am reading this venomous anti-British propaganda on here.

>>36700840
Not enough Matthew Kelly tbqh.

>>36700851
You didn't vote Theresa either but she is the PM of the UK. just like how Kev is PM of /britfeel/

>>36700819
i for one welcome our new sexy overlord

>>36700868
Just because some derp decided to do a strawpoll where all these forced memes could compete against each other doesn't mean shit.

We should do a strawpoll on whether or not anyone wants some bullshit PM or not.

>>36700881
I did vote Theresa May actually, as I live in Maidenhead.

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On behalf of the Zhongguo, and the Zhongguo ren, I would like to congratulate Sexy Kev on his election as Prime Minister of Yinggan

Xi Jinping
- President of China

>>36700863
why lad


original cooment

>>36700908
>anarchist

calm down lad. go and live in the jungle if you dont like our way of life

>>36700819
blind date.

things got a bit tacky afterward with ant and dec

things are more meta now, watch ru paul's drag race

>>36700924
Xi can you bless John Higgins for me

>>36700940
Post a news article that got people angry.

If enough people report you on /mu/ you're just insta banned. The absolute STATE of neo4chan

VERY IMPORTANT POLL:
https://www.strawpoll.me/12874541

>>36700851
>>36700868
>>36700881

https://www.strawpoll.me/12874541

VERY IMPORTANT POLL GUYS


https://www.strawpoll.me/12874541

>>36700800
Good stuff, need a revolution in Rochdale but the whites have fled the central areas

>>36700813
I'm unhappy because my face is a mess

>>36700908
Can we do a strawpoll on if you fuck off or not. It was a bit of fun yesterday night that quite a few people enjoyed. But no, let's not have any fun in /britfeel/ and just act like brit/pol/

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>>36700963
what games are people playing?
anyone recommend cute browser games?

bonus if it can be re-embedded

>>36700969
from my experience with /mu/ it is shit anyway.

i remember tons of people hating on kanye when they had clearly never listened to his music

>>36700975
Fuck off it was just a bit of fun and also confirmed officially what memes had LITERALLYZERO effect despite months of campaigning

>>36701004
I'm fucking tired of these forced memes. I'm not against fun and if people vote in favour, I'll accept it. But /britfeel/ is becoming a flooded with cancerous forced memes, that may be fun for some, but just fucking lame for others. Let memes develop on their own rather than forcing them down our throats.

>>36701051
one word, blocklist

>>36700156

I'm happy enough now, but I wonder what it will feel like being alone at 30, 40, 50 years old. It seems like quite a big part of life to miss out on, which most other people manage to do effortlessly.

I can understand on an intellectual level why people want a partner, but I don't seem to experience that desire as an actual feeling, just as a rational thought of "I suppose that would be nice, but having a gf is also a lot of work and I'd have to sacrifice all my personal freedoms". Doesn't really seem worth it I don't think.

i miss what britfeel used to be
dont you lads realise that celebrity culture, no matter how stupid or ironic is detrimental? it will be the downfall of britfeel

>>36701042
Except this sexy kev thing has cropped up too and is now seemingly validated by that fucking stupid "election"

>>36700980

Why is your face a mess?

gonna have a wank in a bit, i'll be thinking of you sexy lads here x

>>36701051
Kev has been one of the least 'forced' memes.
There was that little spike where some dubs caused a slight following but he went away when Xi, Truck Boys and Reliant picked up.

At least Kev is a friendly personality which like >>36701060 points out. Can easily be filtered out considering he ends his posts the same.

>>36701071
Thank you for articulating this. This is turning into celebrity culture.

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>>36701071
>i miss what britfeel used to be
Don't we all

Why do people hate Poles/eastern europeans? Much better to have European, Christian migrants than kangz and pajeets

check out the sweet sounds i made ladz

https://youtu.be/H0vNEjSteeM

>>36701077
it's just the chin area mostly

Facial hair
Beard shadow
Hyper pigmentation
Hypo pigmentation/shaving spots

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>>36700968

Kev seriously let Ding down in the semis

>>36701104
Me too lads. Really miss what /britfeel/ was before all this.

>>36701110
because brexitards are idiots

they think by banning the Poles their tesco wages will all go straight up to 20bong p/h

they'll just get a load more Pajeet workmates instead

>>36701110
>>36701165
Nice try, Jakub and Pavel

>>36701148
I still think that was a blessing to lead the Chinese into a false sense of winning so the Brit can sneak in a cheeky win.

Some tortoise and the hare game plan.

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>>36699981
Once white girls go black edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your big beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36701104
>Don't we all

No, I almost quit in January, but its going through a golden period now.

What exactly is wrong with Truck boys/Reliant Robin/Xi/Kev/Milk Cat etc?

>>36701146
>Poley literally called himself a 6/10 woman just hours ago
>6/10 women have beard shadow and facial hair apparently

>>36701174
Poley the police have CCTV of you acting dodgy.

You're in trouble lad. Jail time.

all these forced memes started to pop up around the time /goodfellas/ was being forced

>>36701190
I like Milk Cat
MGSfeel and Kanyefeel were great. Shout out to the true-night-crew, you're all top lads.

>>36701174
Sorry for offending your Uncle Abdul and Aunty MohaaaaaaaaaamedAsLMAHDN.

Accept European culture, I mean you're already transitioning.

>>36701196
Can't wait to see how the other Pakistanis treat him in jail.

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Reminder that Xi is a naturally developed meme, from when about 3 Yingganers decided to learn Chinese

>satnav saying "stay in RIGHT lane and keep LEFT"
what the fuck does it mean

>>36701193
It wasn't me

>>36701196
We don't know what exactly a CCTV DVD is

>>36701230
I'm going to Northern Scottish jail
No pakis

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I don't think mummy's making me dinner tonight, guess it's bueno bars for me

>>36701240
I voted for you Xi

>>36701262
please don't post here while driving

>>36701283

Lol, who do you think sells H in Glasgow? have fun hiding your sexuality inside.

the Poleaboo writers are really getting desperate

haven't been impressed with this arc at all

>>36701190
forcing is not how memes are acquired
in fact the 'memes' you mentioned don't fall under the definition of meme. the acquisition of meme has to be organic and adopted
they're not funny, they're familiar
nothing like the memes of old
BACK IN MY DAY...

>>36701283
>We don't know exactly what a CCTV DVD is

It's a DVD copy of CCTV footage. Probably you did something sketchy on one of your trips to Scotland.

>I'm going to Northern Scottish jail

Glad you've faced up to the fact that you'll be caged like the beast you are.

>>36701193
In the muslim world they do.

>>36701240
It was at the start but then quickly ramped up into the most forced meme of the lot. Was a shame as it had potential when it moved to becoming a standalone /r9k/ thread.

>>36701291
tell mummy you want your tendies and you want them now

I would expect some frozen Nuggies at least, mummys big boy needs feeding!

>>36701125
too many guitar noises, not enough words

>>36700289
Can you please stop posting this shitty baity posts, we know you're fishing for (You)s

>>36701283
>It wasn't me
Laughing my ass off

fakepoleaboo never gets old
IT LITERALLY NEVER GETS OLD

>>36701190
the threads are becoming dedicated to them, milk cat is literally one post a thread which sure is fine, but the others are constantly spammed in reply to everything and hinder genuine discussion because they do nothing
its similar to why we hate trips

>>36701339
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12874388

Why should I, I don't post them 10 times a day

>>36701310
Yeah, fuck me for keeping a job for 3 months, right?

>>36701319
It could be CCTV footage of the police browsing 4chan/blog on a specific date/time

>>36701360
It really wasn't

>>36701364
Then I guess it's good a lot can be filtered out like we suggest with trips.
I see more bitching about these forced memes than I see posts of these memes these days.
Kev sometimes posts once every thread or two and gets a couple of (you)s then it quiet. Minus last night with the election night but that's a given.

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>Housemate asks if I want mcdonalds in exchange for picking him up form the station
>Say yes
>Ask if he's going to meet me at the Mcdonalds near the station then
>He says he's already got the Mcdonalds
>Is now on a 20 minute train journey

Why the fuck would the idiot bring cold Mcdolands instead of getting it at the one near my house reeeeeeeee

>>36701364
eggs-fucking-zactly mate

>>36701391
>It really wasn't
Honestly don't care at this point, the idea of "it was fakepoleaboo" is too funny for me now.

>>36701431
what did he buy for you?

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Just went to fry an egg in my non-stick pan and it still fucking stuck lads. This always happens. I'm normally a decent cook, I've done good meals and even a christmas dinner, but I am for some reason incapable of frying an egg succesfully and it is infuriating.

Also post waifus.

>>36701436
Speaking of eggs, I could proper go for some omelette right about now.

What do you lads add to ones you make?

>>36701405
>he posts himself
>people post pretending to be him
>people reply about him, these get replies
>people like you said complain about it
>this happens for all forced memes and personalities

they ruin communities, and now that its happened i dont think it can be stopped. people will want the attention they see these people get, newfags especially and more will pop up

>>36701459
cook me a meal lad
I'll give you a handy to pay you back

>>36701456
chicken sandwich and fries

>>36701459
too hot
more oil

>>36701485
Make him get you a second.
Cold fries are a fucking crime.

>>36701181
The white girls on the 176 to Lewisham wouldn't shut up about this ffs

>>36701459
Did you jsut leave it or did you tease the edges? I always tease the edges as they set

Lads, I'm interested in somehow infiltrating some swanky parties in London frequented by the cultural elite and posh model slags. How do I find such a party?

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>>36701459
>tfw downloading a TB pack of PS3 games
>tfw slowly getting better at MGO

>>36701499
I'll try it cooler and oilier next time lad, cheers

>>36701511
Oh I teased it like mad pal, it didn't help

>>36701535
Sell your arse in Soho

>Train delayed an hour

Oh yes I can;t wait to get my hour old McDonalds lads

>>36700400
Those talks that haven't even started yet. Ok.

Managed 4 shirts before I just couldn't be arsed anymore and started thinking about placing the iron on my arm

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>>36701459

>still cooking actual food when there are now numerous alternatives available such as Huel or Soylent or MealSquares

If only the price could come down just a little bit, they're all too expensive right now.

>>36701535
>How do I find such a party?
Locate private clubs

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Ran out of big boy points, so I had to sort my own tea tonight lads. Good thing I'm a chef

he didn't reply to my offer of a handy for an omelettes :,(

>>36701535
Ask the druggylad here that got jacked off by a 50yr old chinese guy next to the emirates stadium while smoking meth

gonna have to do it lads. im gonna have to try approaching women more. i need to stop being a slave to my own insecurities.

help me

>>36701627
>Add water to pot noodle and drain
>Add redbull/monster and microwave for 30seconds


trust me lad it's lush

Like a homemade sweet and sour from the chinky

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>>36701616
>still cooking food when you can just eat a mcnuggets sharebox and a granny smiths apple everyday

>>36701391
>CCTV footage of the police browsing 4Chan

That doesn't even make sense mate. CCTV is surveillance footage, not something where the police film themselves.

>>36700209

meh, im 27 and havent been able to drink since i was 20 because of bad gastric reflux disease, its pretty shitty dessy, try making friends or getting a qt gf when youre seen as boring, not masculine at all and immature just because you dont get wasted every weekend

>>36701562
>Oh I teased it like mad pal, it didn't help
Weird, maybe yeah too hot and not enough oil.

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>>36701647
>you'll never give handies to a load of robots who unload into a pan for you then fry cum omelettes and serve it to them

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lads you need to get pimpin'

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Has anyone attempted to kill themselves, or at least thought about it a lot?

I think about it more and more because my life manages to get that bit shittier somehow

>>36701627
Me too lad
just put the pizza order in

>>36701711
Police have given previous solicitors DVDs of threads

>>36701730
Yeah, I feel like suicide is the right thing to do

Told my GP and he said some b urself crap so I left

>>36701730

I'm too scared of the other side to do it.

>>36701698
god speed, anon. hopefully i'll make it one day too.

What are the lads drinking tonight
had a few whiskys time for some cider I think

>bf noticed my toenail was looking a bit white while playing with my feet
>ohmy.jpeg
>plays with it a bit more
>suddenly it comes off entirely
>toenails are popping off like pogs

A bank holiday to remember, lads.

>>36701647

I just don't think trading sexual favours for food is a good idea for either side lad

Had a shameful wank, lads.

>>36701732
>DVDs of threads
>tfw you will never enjoy britfeel on physical formats like dvd, vhs and vinyl

>>36701777
Nice Kevs

Not drank in a long time myself, might get myself some cider this week or next though to celebrate handing in the last of my uni shit.
What cider you usually have?

>>36701789
What you wank to?

Got a sexy surprise for next thread ;)

>>36701732
>>36701814
>the police will never hand your solicitors a docudrama account of nuclear war and its effects on the city of Sheffield in Northern England

>>36701730
i have thought about it in the past.

i cant kill myself because i know i will be too ashamed in the other world. every since i started having out of body experiences, i became too scared to top myself because of the shame involved.

>>36701819
Petite, innocent qt I've become acquainted with.

She probably thinks I'm gay or at least have no sexual interest in her but truth be told I'd love to break her in half. Imagined myself destroyed her poopyhole

>>36701732
Maybe so, but that isn't CCTV
>>36701754
>GP genuinely tried to help you
>Even phoned you up after hours
>You couldn't even be bothered listening to him because of your stupid prejudices

You're a fucking idiot Poley.

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>>36700863
>banned from /pol/ again

actually I dont care

>>36701767
I have this odd view on what happens, I think maybe you keep experiencing the same life over and over again, with no memory of the fact you've lived this same life before

Either that or you live the same life with minor variations that actually change your life completely

Or fuck all happens and you have a crazy dmt trip to coax you out of life

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>parents away
>sleep in their bed
>got woken up today with them telling me to get out
>left a stain on their new sheets

Who else /wins/ here?

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>>36701837
haha! highly recommended viewing, When the Wind Blows is a good follow up watch

>>36701856
Why is that shameful?

I'd have a wank to her too if you put some pics up..

>>36701837

Nice reference, lad.

>that last scene with the girl eating the rat though

>>36701885
I'm sure your mum has left many stains already lad

>18 minutes till film is due to finish torrenting
>12 minutes till I'm meant to collect my pizza
It's a race against time lads

>>36701823
Give some hints.

>>36701895
Just made me feel bad. She treats me nice and I'm just a dirty little pervert desu.

>>36701928
It's very sexy

>>36701911
Well I did see another brown looking stain on the inside.

>>36701940
Give some better hints that aren't about the level of sexiness.

>>36701967
Not sure how I could hint it more lad, it's very sexy

>>36701981
Is it a picture of sexy kev in the op image.........

>>36701871

Well that would be nice enough. Pointless though.

>>36701925
>12 minutes till I'm meant to collect my pizza

Why not just have it delivered

>>36701981
Does it involve a certain polarizing British wrestler?

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I've done fuck all since getting back from work and in 1 hour I need to go to bed.

>>36702039
One of the worst feels tbqh.
I wish I could be bloody productive on a day off.

>>36701819
>ly have?
Got a couple of cans of Scrumpy Jack or a 2l 2quid bottle from Aldi
I prefer the real scrumpy but hard to get in Yorkshire

>>36702020
Not him but when you get Dominos delivered it costs double, or sometimes even more.

If you happen to live near the shop you can save a fortune. The one that I used to live near did an offer with large pizzas with any topping for a fiver. If you ordered it without any deal or voucher it would be 17.99

>>36702100

Do you think anybody has ever ordered from Dominoes without using a voucher?

I honestly don't believe this has happened. It's madness. Nobody has that kind of disposable income.

>>36700190
>any lads watching the miranda hart story on channel 5 later?

Are you going to have a wank over her
Anybody ever had a wank over her

>>36702170
Not him but I don't even buy from domino's anymore, much cheaper local places available.

>>36700190
I can't stand that women, my female relatives all think she's some kind of comedy genius.

>>36702170
The vouchers are only a good deal if you're a fat bastard or you're ordering with other people. You still need to spend twenty quid a pop, the only difference is you get double the amount of food with a voucher.

>>36702187
I went on a date with her official biographer once.

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>>36702100
>Local Uni has a student offer for 50% off any order at Dominos
>Never attended the uni but use the code anyways

How much should I be spending on shoes a year?

About to buy 2 pairs, casual and work, will set me back about 180 quid. The last time I bought a pair of shoes was 2011.

>>36702240
only on orders over 20 quid
and then it's still only on pizzas
so you're still spending a tenner on likely 1 pizza

>>36700410
have you got a blocked nose?

>>36702240
I'm going to report you to GCHQ because of this.

>>36702254
I can get some decent casual for between 40-60
I paid about 100 for my work ones but I used to walk a lot on my old job and went through two pairs in under a year.

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>Mandarin has a different word for short (when referring to people) and normal short

When would you EVER use "short" to talk about anything OTHER than a person?

You don't say "yeah that tree is short", you say "small".

>>36702289
I have large feet and need specially made shoes.

>>36702274
>only on orders over 20 quid

Ah this might be true but desu if you aren't getting stuffed crust you're just disservicing yourself. 10 quid for a 14 inch pizza stuffed crust pizza ain't that bad. A paki pizza place will be 8-9 quid for a large pizza after delivery anyways

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a real man drinks frosty jacks

>>36702254
I usually spend about 300 quid on shoes a year.

My winter boots are the bulk of that though. I usually buy winter boots, leather trainers for spring, and canvas trainers for summer.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12874541

Looks like there's a mandate to reject last night's forced election, lads

Have your say if you haven't - remember it's not about sexy kev or any individual meme it's about forced memes in general in this comfy thread

>>36702327
I prefer to get 2-3 small ones over one big one
I'll end up eating it all in one go

>>36702296
In English, yeah. That's the thing with different languages, it's not just a case of translating the words and the grammar. Especially when they're a different linguistic group completely.

For instance, in Japanese you don't say "unlock" you say "out the key".

>>36702351
Jesus, you act just like all those trying to get Brexit reversed.
It was some fun last night, not some legally binding thing. No one is actually going to follow some rulings by Kev, what are you worried about?

Or just wanted to ruin the comfy talk with focusing on memes again?

>>36702403
Brexit should be reversed mate. The whole country is driving off a cliff and leadership is asleep at the wheel.

>Finally got a girlfriend
>2 years now
>Had a weird feeling about her for a few weeks
>She suddenly doesn't love me back and this is the end

It's time to drink myself away, the british way. Fetch me my stella.

>>36702432
Don't you know how much alcohol costs the NHS!

>>36702420
Well take that poll and your opinion to brit/pol/. It's ruining the comfy vibes.

>>36702432
Sorry to hear lad. Hope those many pints get you through it.Might be some other lasses out there in these last 2 years you can try with.

>>36702445
Good meme, Alcohol costing the NHS for PM.

>>36702445
Fuck off
Robots gonna get pissed tonight

>>36702296
short changed

>>36702445
Put it on my TV licence tab

>>36702020
>Why not just have it delivered
Local white run place, they're finishing an hour early tonight so no more deliveries . Was pretty much closed up when i got there

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Drinking a pint of Stone's lads. its the cheapest beer and I'm disocvering I prefer it to lager.

>work at an arcade
>12-13 year old kid comes in by himself all the time
>always talks to staff
>there's a board game on display in the arcade
>kid stands next to it and whenever people walk past says "wow this game is so much fun" to get people to play with him
>most of the other kids give him hateful looks and walk past him
>group of four young adults want to play together as it's a four player game
>kid is autistic and doesn't realise he's not wanted
>it's three adults and this kid playing
>he spends the whole time talking about his strategies
>the adults are being arsey with him
>he says they've broken one of the rules
>adult says "rules are for nerds"
>they all gang up on him in the game and leave
>kid comes up to me and says "they were being passive aggressive, weren't they?"
>feel pity and spend two hours playing a shit board game with a child

Not the best day.

>>36702606

This broke my heart. Poor little autist kid, he just wants to play the damn game with someone.

>>36702640
It broke my heart too. Especially when he said "I talk to my internet friends a lot, they're like my family".

>>36702676

Wait just one cotton pickin' minute...

Is the boy in the story you, anon??

>>36702606
Do you live in a 80s American movie?

Seeing /pol/ be slowly destroyed makes me sad, because I know /britfeel/ will be one day too

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>>36701312
Milk Cat 23

Gave a friend the key to stay at my house for a couple days, "strong, independent" flatmate now apparently uncomfortable with him being there.

Fucking fuck

>>36701462
Pepper and mushroom, Not cheese though for i am not a fan.

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>>36701312

Is 'Shipman' an organic or forced meme?

>tfw you leave a very comfy job with shit management and a long commute, for an uncomfy job with better management and short commute

conflicting feels desu

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>>36702606
If this is for real you're a good lad anon

>>36702862
t. Black pepe poster

>>36702606
You did the right thing anon. We've all been in a similar situation. Wish someone helped me out as a kid like you did today.

>>36702951
>tfw piss easy job for 25k but feels like I'm wasting my life

I night manage a Tesco express and I'm literally at work right now

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Going to my uni 'wellbeing officer', whatever that means, tomorrow.

Any tips from anon? I'm so fucking scared.

>tfw no Sophie to hold my hand in the waiting room

>>36702971

That's not me, and he won't destroy britfeel, but everthing erodes eventually.

They said Doggerland would never fall to the North Sea, how wrong they were

>>36702966
>tfw I can read these runes

Chinese lessons are paying off lads

>>36702951
>tfw decent but boring job with good people and alright pay but the long commute is probably gonna kill me eventually

>>36702899
Forced. Every meme started forced.
It's just a case of forcing it into acceptance.

>>36702986

Closing time though soon, don't they all universally close at 11pm?

>>36702606
Kid will probably remember you "that cool guy from the arcade" for the rest of his life lad

>>36702996
Have you filled in a extenuating circumstances form anon? You can use these meetings as evidence. It will help if you are struggling with your exams during this difficult time.

>>36703015

>tfw I can read them too. I don't like waifuposting, but I like these Chinese ones because it makes me feel good when I can read them.

Are you taking Chinese lessons now?

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>>36703036
>Every meme started forced.
>It's just a case of forcing it into acceptance.

>>36703039
leave at midnight cause there's usually shit to do.

>>36703069
I only need 40% to pass the year, and should hit a 2:1 - but that does sound like a good idea lad, just in case things get really bad again.

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>>36702951
>tfw 65K job I'm good at but I still can't manage to turn up on time consistently
I wasn't made for this world

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>>36701459
I went a bit wild at the shop today bought myself 7 feast lollies. i'll be sensible and call it quits at 4 for today and save 3 for tomorrow as a treat for when I get back from fishing

Found my better looking doppelganger today, it's really fucking weird, he could pass as my twin.

>>36702996
She'd look great with a long black/brown cock sliding in and out of her mouth

>>36703080
My first official uni lesson is next week, just memerise so far

>>36703124
>tfw Comp Sci graduate soon and no job sorted

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/int/ is making fun of us again

>>36703174
Sorry you fell for the stem meme lad, arts grad here. Creative work is the only thing that can never be outsourced to Pajeets

Is Japanese just a dialect of Chinese lads?

>>36703192
What lad? In Brit?

>>36703210
I have backups so I'm not too worried. I'm surprisingly efficient at times and the devil makes work for idle thumbs.

Have fun teaching art to Pajeet's 8 kids though

>>36703235
Actually I'm creative director at a tech company, not an arts teacher.

>>36703124

B-BritNormie?

>tfw all your posts have done nothing but piss people off recently
>doesn't matter because you're anon and will just speak to them again differently later

thank the Queen for anonymous posting

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>>36703257
>mocks people for stem degrees
>works in a field primarily with people with stem degrees

>>36702862
What's changed on there now?

>>36703337

Absolutely this. I'm a fairly recognisable poster, and don't really have anyone make negative comments about me, like they do with other recognisable posters, but I've had quite a lot of heated arguments, and it just makes the mind boggle how the same two anons who could be praising each other's posts in the morning, are arch nemesis at night

>>36703228
>>>/int/74311712

>>36703317
nah but a not dissimilar career I did start in advertising.

>>36703364
Exactly, I decide what stem degree grads spend all day working on.

>>36703410

The fact that it is no longer politically incorrect for one. It's all just mild moderate socially conservative politics, along with an unquestioning Trump cult.

/pol/ used to be extreme, but everyone had a kind of loving affection for it, now it's just some middle aged man moaning about income taxes etc

>>36703257
>"Creative director"

So you make the tea? How does it feel being the dumbest guy in the room

>>36703414
>two anons who could be praising each other's posts in the morning, are arch nemesis at night
I've never thought of this who knows lad, maybe we've been in a heated argument before

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>>36703337
>tfw trying to do good deeds in making other posters feel good

ive got fucking doms in my neck. this is annoying as fuck. anyone else got doms in their neck, how long will it last?

>>36703452
That's not really I was talking about lad, now I know you're baiting because you're steering the conversation into how great your job is. I was saying how could you say the reason he can't find a job is because he has a stem degree yet you work for a company with people who have stem degrees

>>36703458
Work on overall product direction, branding, marketing and steering/maintaining/hiring the design/product teams.

I do still make my own tea because no one else makes it as good.

>>36703466

Almost certainly lad.

Really want to watch Alien: Covenant but no friends to go with.

>>36703511
desu just trying to add a counter argument to the stem meme that reddit types like to push and act as if its the be all and end all when the reality is in countries like the UK creative roles are a much better position for a brit to be in.

>>36703558
do you have no friends or do your friends just have shit taste?

>>36703558
Really wish it was more of a prometheus sequel desu, feels like that will be the first 10 minutes then just a standard alien film.

hope I'm wrong, really enjoyed prometheus
>tfw no David feature length film directed by Hardstaff
https://vimeo.com/62339563

When was the last time we had a generally accepted 'good thread'? Seems like at least six months.

>>36703582

Just no friends.

>>36703626
Ever very comfy thread seems to be at 2-3am

>>36701859
What was he even going to say? What could I have said?

All he wanted to hear was that I was not gonna kill myself

>>36703517
This answer is going to make that guy absolutely gnash his teeth with rage.

>>36703626
There has been some top notch nightcrew threads midweek lately

>>36703626

Diet Coke thread was pretty good, we have them from time to time

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tfw when the banks aren't publicly owned

>>36702996
Why scared?

What's your fetish lads?

Japanese mothers here

>>36703658
>>36703694
I used to be a real NEET hours britcrew regular but went from NEET to wageslave so I always miss it now

Probably why I think every thread is so shit. I'm not around for the good hours any more.

>>36703626
Its never been good, its just 4chan culture to say "this board/thread was good xxx time ago but now its shit and dead" when in reality its never been good

>>36703783
gay stuff in public toilets desu

>>36703765
what did the commie think by this

>>36703801

x used to be good, a long time ago

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>>36703765
Just imagine if the banking sector was nationalised.

Our great country...

i wonder what 4chan was like 5 years ago

didnt people use the troll picture instead of pepe?

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>>36703790
>tfw wagie but still roll with the nightcrew, miss my NEET days sometimes

>>36703801
You're tarring me with the wrong brush. I'm not saying that britfeel used to be good and it's all shit now. In fact britfeel is better now than it has been at some points.

I'm just saying that there's the rare thread where everyone walks away with good thread vibes and posting about how good the thread was. Doesn't seem like that's happened for a while.

>>36703876
I remember Christmas eve was a good night on here

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RAF are offering 10k joining bonus + 30k p/a for engineering grads after uni

tempted to switch my major from comp sci, what do you think lads?

>>36703626
Quite a few recently. Usually in the evenings though.

>>36703876
I can't even imagine what happened in those threads.

I don't see great threads here lately, not even any adult-to-adult conversations...

>>36703694
Every morning when I wake up for wageslaving I can catch whats been going on with the nightcrew and it always seems good. Maybe if I ever can be NEET again I'll join you.

>>36703876
>Doesn't seem like that's happened for a while.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36475435/#36475922

Read from that post onwards, in the previous thread, the anon said he was craving a diet coke, but was 19p short of 60p (assumed price of a can)

>>36703940
is that 10k across a year or 10k straight away just for joining

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>>36703876
in that case, no idea. I spend all my time here but can't remember what happens ever. I just subconciously ignore politics stuff usually

>>36703873
le memefaces were already reddit 5 years ago

>>36703977
10k once you finish training I presume, they call it a "golden hello"

ffs. i have matched with a trans person on tinder, and he isnt even a good looking trans, he is fat.

>>36703953
I've been posting since pretty much /britfeel/ came about and it's always been this shit. There was waifuposters back then but I'm not sure they were gay. Also a lad that posted Holly Wiloughby every thread, was that the original forced meme?

>>36703940
God it's sad how far Britain has fallen. From that glory to this:

>The British entered Brexit negotiations under the rather childish delusion that they were going to have their cake and eat it too, and nobody was going to fuck them up the arse. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.

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>>36704020
trans fats are the worst fats, lad.

>14 (You)s in a few minutes

Sorry if some of you lads don't get a full response, I'm not use to this volume.

>>36703940
Isn't 30k a year a shit starting salary for engineering?

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>get a new phone
>install Fire Emblem Heroes again
>can't remember my Nintendo account

All that time and money lost lads

>>36704030
BritNormie was the original forced meme. Which is ironic since he's behind most of the current ones too.

>>36704087
from what I've read 25k p/a is the norm if you only have a BA

I would have stuff like housing/food cheap on base, then the potential of 40k after a year (I could get a literal house up north for that).

Will they still be crying out for people like this in a few years though? that's what I worry about

>>36704061
too right lad. i wouldn't have dated this trans if it happened to be a real women, never mind it being trans. oh god, he is a feminist, socialist, vegan too lol.

>>36704160
That's pretty shit lad. I started on 28k a year and that wasn't even STEM. In fact I have a meme degree, although it is from a top uni.

>>36704199
it's why I'm tempted desu

I don't even enjoy comp sci that much to begin with

>>36704087
Sadly not anymore. My dad earned more back in the day when he started in engineering. His second company even paid his solicitor's fees when buying a house too.

whatcha listening tp lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnRsaHXHznQ

Just woke up lads, how has the evening been?

All these salaries are triggering me.

pretty comfy tonight to be honest with you all

relaxed in my chair drinking, and just started marathoning the second season of the expanse now that it's over

Im tempted to pay someone 50 a week just to speak to me.

I dont even have a job so I will probably have to steal it from my Dad. I need someone to talk me out of this. How do I become chad?

>>36704269
Same mate. I'm 30 and my sole income has been bennies for years.

>>36704254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg-9pL6k3CI
NIN - A Warm Place is a total copy but I love that song and love this song. Really comfy songs.

Just booked my flight to Vietnam today so I think I'll be listening to a bunch of 60's/70's songs like what you posted.

>>36704298
>the expanse
Is that worth a watch then? I remember wanting to give it a go but so many modern sci fi shows shit the bed.

>>36704322
in that case get you some of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEDb0Z3PkPM

starts with the 1 I posted, they do another called black moon rising

>>36704311
What's your situation? You're not on the dole?

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>>36704254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_T-l4f2w8g

>>36704320
Haven't they found a way to boot you off bennies yet? Impressed you're holding out.

>>36703783
Age difference sex (no illegal shit though)
Doesn't even matter what gender combination. I don't understand why it turns me on so much.

>>36700156
I have scheduled sessions
>Once a week
>VR movie of my choice