>it's now mid-2017

No it's not, you pathetic virgin. That would be June.

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>>36691221
>using virgin in a degoratory manner
>on r9k of all places

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>in under 3 years you will have been a virgin in 4 separate decades

>>36691221
by that logic, 1pm is evening
>>>/b/

>>36691221
Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr = Early
May, Jun, Jul, Aug = Mid
Sept onward = Late

Plus, early July is actually the midpoint of the year you dumb fuck

>>36691221
Wrong

Early - January-April
Mid - May-August
Late - September-December

Divided into four months each

No, it's 2007. I'm settling in for a comfy winter finishing up at uni at shitposting on 4chan. I wonder what my life will be like in my thirties?

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>>36691221
>you pathetic virgin
>/r9k/
Gee, you sure showed him, buddy.