/britfeel/

>>36676070
Good thread lad, better than that other shambles.

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It's amazing to be considered for the second round of voting so I extend a massive thank you to everyone who voted.

While it was a shame to see such established figures such as Shipman have to bow out, having his support means the world to me. I also extend a large thank you to the support of Milk Cat as I feel this new coalition is stronger than a single Sexy Kev and will be better equipped to support and strengthen future /britfeel/

If I win, I promise to continue my current role of blessings in regards to repeating numerical digitals and trying my best to ensure a comfy and welcoming environment to everyone no matter how happy or down they are.

With Milk Cat behind me, we can also ensure a stronger understanding of the benefits of calcium to everyone on /britfeel/ and as such, stronger bones for everyone.
With Shipman, we have a well respected and proven medical practitioner to take on the healthcare role.
This will ensure a happier /britfeel/ and allow those who prefer the embrace of the 2D to reach it faster. While they wait for their appointments, we will seek a trade deal with Japan to allow these people cheaper imports of the 2D variety.

We hope to continue keeping /britfeel/ comfy for future thread and as welcoming to everyone regardless of virgindom and if they want to change that or not. No longer shall people feel unwelcome for the status of their penis as we are all fellow lads coming here to be comfy and have a great time.

In a Sexy Party /britfeel/ everyone is welcome.

Except for poleaboo

Thank you all again. You are all top lads.
- Kev xxx

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Kev let Xi down!!!

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>>36676115
Milk Cat 20

>>36676070
The time has come for our final victory. Unite with us, my waifu brethren. One Folk, One Waifu, One Thread!
>>36676115
>Except for poleaboo
I'm glad we can see eye to eye on something Kev

>>36676070
What time does this vote close?

>>36676115
You have my vote Kev.

Lads this might be a stupid question but what exactly are we voting for here?

>>36676233
Autistic fake Prime Minister

/bitfeel/ was bored so decided to host a mock election of memes

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What is this vote for?

I wasn't here last thread, what's habbening?

I just voted for waifu posters.

Also, post waifus.

>forced meme wasn't included

Disgusting

Exactly the kind of establishment politics britfeel doesn't need

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>>36676233
Every vote brings you closer to your doom

X

I wonder what other threads are thinking of us right now lads

>>36676249
No I know the backstory but we just kinda started voting without actually deciding what the winner gets

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And what a night it's been, down from 8 initial candidates to just 2.

We've seen dramatic scenes such as Doctor Shipman concede outside his Market Street surgery, we saw Andrew Prince lose his deposit after not receiving a single vote, and the Waifu party descend into turmoil with a leadership election in the middle of the vote.

With Sexy Kev in the lead, it's going to be an interesting night, but it's not over yet, we'll have to wait until midnight for the final result.

>Kev has a ten point lead
>Sophie suddenly catches up

Hmm no rigging here surely not

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>>36676115
I voted for you Kev! Even stayed up later than I was planning to in order to vote~

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>>36676169
I love you Milk Cat.

>>36676212
>I'm glad we can see eye to eye on something Kev
I just want to be a unifying force. No enemies here.

>>36676218
Thank you fella. Love to you.

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>>36676257
We're doing a model parliament, only we're all idiots.

vote kev, sophie hates 2D

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>>36676070
Once white girls go black edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one-mile radius with your beautiful big black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

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The waifu party doesn't represent the will of the britfeel people. We need strong and stable leadership for all. Deluded 3DPD Sophites are ruining our thread.

Reject this nonsense, vote sexy kev.

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Its brexit all over again


blboxcmovmx

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>>36676257
I have no idea, I think we're roleplaying politics because we're a collective of autists. The waifu party's leader is someone who calls us crayonfuckers, and doesn't even do threadly calls.
It's all a big meme, and we'll have forgotten about it come Wednesday after no impact in these threads whatsoever.

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>>36676301
tilde would you say chewing food and spitting is out is just as effective as swallowing then purging? I keep eating 3-5 bags of crisps and chocolate bars and spitting it all out but i'm worried some fat might be abosrbed into my mouth or something

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>>36676257
The National Coalition of Waifu Posters of course
>>36676337
I'm disappointed that you would let such lies influence your decision in the vote

>>36676339

>Didn't receive a single vote

>sexy kek hears about his cult following on an autism support forum
>decides to check it out and thank everyone
>opens up the thread and sees himself in an image with a mass murderer and a cat
>stops wrestling

>>36676389
It's probably more effective than purging desu, very few calories would be absorbed and it's a lot less harsh on your body~

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>>36676301
Thank you for the support.
Hope you get a good sleep still.

>>36676337
>>36676341
Thank you.

>>36676423
Gave me a good chuckle to be quite honest.

- Kev x

>>36676454
I did this back in 2012 even worse, every meal I'd spit and I'd relentlessly snack on like 6 pieces of toast and a load of shit. I'd spit it all out and until the chewed up mess filed a big share bag of crisps. I put on weight though and was my highest weight in years after that.

>>36676341
Waifu party doesnt represent 2d waifus properly the leader even mocked them in their same meme post to throw lads in the gulag

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Vote Kev and repeating digits will come to you!

What should invest in lads

>>36676389
>>36676454
>>36676516
I'll be honest lads this doesnt sound healthy

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>>36676070
.
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>Sexy kev comes into the surgery
>Stood as a candidate in the britfeel general election
>Slightly in the lead and is becoming very anxious
>Wants me to give him propranolol
>Give him a lethal dose of votes instead

>>36676564
Kevcoin, the hot new cryptocurrency

>>36676454

maybe if you ate meat or something.

chips are 3 to 4x more calorie dense and they practically melt in your mouth after 2 seconds of chewing.

if by some miracle you do get to avoid even 60% of the calories you definitely took in all the sodium the moment it touched your tongue. and that is a shitload of sodium.

stick to dnp clen t3 roids and willpower

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The Reliant Robin community are outraged.

>>36676564
Lending cryptos on Poloniex. I get returns of about 0.08% every day. It's not much, but you don't make losses.

What time do the polls close? 11?

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Kev used to be a comfy, friendly britfeel meme occasionaly posted in threads. I remember the days where Kev was poster no more than twice a thread, not like this Kev appropriation going on by some of these forced meme posters.

The National Coalition of Waifu Posters pledges to make Kev great again, and restore britfeel to its former glory.

>>36676692
Kev is clearly posting more while these votes are going on. I imagine after the votes he will get back the hardwork of running /britfeel/

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NEWS just in Sophie Turner claims Kev is working with russia

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what party would Len-senpai vote for?

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>TFW name is Kevin

4 minutes to go


blooooxooxox

>>36676796
Anyone know if polls close at 11?

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Just wanting to say thank you for all the votes.
Making me feeling happy. Love all you lads.

- Kev x

This vote is clearly fraudulent. We have now well exceeded the number of votes from the last election

>>36676827
>>36676796

It's an hour for each poll, so closing at 11:30

>>36676115

just look at this post, it is fucking brilliant.

can the waifus top this? i think not

i have a man crush on sexy kev x x

>>36676877
I'm somewhat inclined to agree.

>>36676877
>>36676972

This is why the establishment fails
you fail to account for the lurker who is mostly reluctant to act but once inspired will do so willingly

also I was fapping while the first vote was on

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>>36677010
If I was leader of the waifu party i'd implement one waifu poster per britfeel poster to wank them off to improve shitposting effiency across the board

anybody wondering what the real sexy kev would think about this?

Him becoming a celebrity on a specific thread of a board on a mongolian throat singing forum made up of anonymous users who relate to a green frog.

>>36677070
I'd take you as leader over Sophie "3Dshitfu" Turner

>>36677077
Must like it enough to bless you.

>>36677070
Ask if Kev would do the same. he seems willing to work with other parties.

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>>36677077
Does he have a twitter we can send things to/ open social media? One would asume so. Maybe send caps of the last coulple of threads rather than the archives.

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>>36677070
>one waifu poster per britfeel poster to wank them off
That's a terrible policy why would you even suggest that?

>>36677101
There is more than one leader. That's why it's a coalition, you tosser

>>36676337
>We're doing a model parliament

But... none of this makes-

>only we're all idiots.

Oh, right, yeah.

>>36676376
>The waifu party's leader is someone who calls us crayonfuckers

Wait, seriously? I mean, in terms of insults, that's pretty tame, but seriously?

>>36677077

What would Shipman think of him becoming a cult figure after his death on that same mongolian throat singing board

>>36677120
He has a Facebook. Might have a twitter. Not sure if he runs either of them though.

>>36677136
yeah but the 2d side isnt even noted on the ballot

2D is going to be treated like a little bitch

>>36677165

I think he needs to see what has become of himself. I wish we could be there for his reaction. This type of shit is just so weird for the average person.

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Andrew Prince was the only candidate not to get a single vote in the first round

Top
Fucking
Kek

>>36677181
2D will be treated how Lib Dems were with the Tories. Maybe worse

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>>36677181
Oh yes, the 2D party are clearly powerless
>>36677203

>>36677209
What happened to the Truckboys? They were the only party that showed proper respect and appreciation for ice cold buds

>>36677240
Think they teamed up with Kev. They handed him a bud at some point.

>>36677240

They made way for sexy kev, to eliminate the waifufags

>>36677254
>>36677261
Regrettable but I can respect it

Despise waifumongs. Can only pray that Kev's sexy muscles carry him to victory on the blessings of the truckboys

>>36677303

Shipman, Milk cat, Robin reliant and truck boys all knew they had to stand aside for the greater good

>>36677303
Can pray the bud gives him the strength.
The ice cold truck boy bud, the morphine injection of shipman and the glass of milk from milk cat.

Perfect trio.

>>36677191
How the hell would you explain any of this though?

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Polls close in 8 minutes at 11:30

>>36677158
Would probably be embarrassed to see such a fuss being made over him. He strikes me as a humble guy.

>>36677361
No idea, but I think Kev would be the type to find it amusing and pop on to say hi and thanks to everyone.

>>36677361
>you become a mascot for a thread filled with paki trannies, prison gays and murderer sympathisers because you give users repeating digits

>>36677361

That's the best part. There is no way in which you can explain how abstract this situation is so that he'd understand. Thus he'd become scared and shocked. I'd love to see his face.

>>36677411
>because you give users repeating digits
>gets 11

My sides are fucking gone.

>>36677411
what do we have people who've been to prison in here?

*washes self*

If we ever go to see Kev wrestler the least spergy of us will have to try and explain and maybe record him giving us a shout out

>94 votes
>47 last time
I sense some sort of fuckery

>>36677411
>a thread filled with paki trannies, prison gays and murderer sympathisers

I fitting description of britfeel

>>36677469
I'd agree but I'm assuming a lot are outside of /britfeel/ votes who have seen the thread on /r9k/ or just voted cause a friend told them to.
Then there will be a few who didn't vote before because either their party bowed out before they voted or just wanted to see the runoff instead.

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>kev currently has more votes than there were in the previous election

Voter fraud on an autist fake election? Seriously?

>>36677120
Not sure he'd appreciate being photoshopped into pics with shipman

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SEXY KEV ELECTED PRIME MINISTER OF BRITFEEL
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Sexy Kev 57
Sophie Turner 46
Care to say a few words, Prime Minister Kev?

>>36677457
>the least spergy of us
We could have another election to nominate an envoy to deliver our message of fealty to our pulchritudinous leader.

>>36677530

The URL was in the OP, therefore has been visible in the /r9k/ catalog since this thread began

>>36677530
>voter fraud

is that was so then Sophies votes wouldn't have doubled as well

>>36677568
Hm. Yes. Shallow and penandic.

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>>36677530
>kev, what's going on sexy guy? you just rigged the election

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>>36677560
Wow, such a honour to win such a snap general election.
I honestly have to thank each and everyone of you who voted. The support of Shipman, Truck Boys (Very sorry to forget to mention your amazing ice cold buds in my original post) and Milk Cat really inspired me. But big thanks to everyone else from outside those parties who also voted for me.

I hope this win ushers in a age of comfy posting and comfier threads for everyone. Together we will make /britfeel/ comfy again.

Thanks once again and I hope everyone keeps being Sexy.

- Sexy Kev - Prime Minister of /britfeel/
xxx

>>36677659
God bless you Kev, what's your first order as supreme leader of /britfeel/?

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Our work here is done
*Hears thirsty trucker on Jupiter*
goodbye lads
*enters truck portal*

truck boys

>>36677584
It was idiotic to put it there from the start

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>>36677659
Top post Kev. Congrats on a well deserved victory.

May I have some quints Primeminister Kev?

We could have a run-off between all those who scored a zero on that Channel 4 sperglord test. Only the winner can speak directly to PM Kev, gently letting him know that the majority of his supporters are in fact unable to muster even the most basic of conversational skills. He will take it upon himself to speak up for those who have become virtually mute, afraid that their stuttering utterances will bring shame and ridicule upon themselves.

All hail Sexy Kev!

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>>36677659
Great win kev, now lets start taking back control!

>>36677729
My first order is to get a comfy crisp discussion going because I have a cheeky craving for some right this minute.

>>36677747
Thank you and goodbye truck boys, May you meme on in other threads.

>>36677754
Thank you.

I hope we can hear some words from the leader of the Sophie Turner party. Congrats on a hard fought campaign.

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Please join the MGO clan.

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>>36677826
I'm forgetting to Kev my posts.
How foolish of me.

- Kev x

>>36677826
Are salt and vinegar McCoys the pinaccle of crisp? Will there even be a superior crisp?

Real talk; are Pringles a crisp?

>>36677843
Nice bulge there kev

>>36677837
how?

original post lads

May we all spare a thought and a laugh at the fact Goodfellas didn't get a single vote.

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>sister's normie cunt bf is staying round again
>leaves a chem trail of aftershave everywhere he goes

>>36677936
Think Goodfellas spammer should accept defeat and agree to never try to force that shit again

Cookery lesson: make a cheese and pickle sarnie (lots of pickle) and put a layer of cheese and onion crisps in it. Peng.

>>36677530
>>36677614
Daily reminder Sam Hyde is an unfunny faggot

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>>36677864
They are a cake lad

>>36677968
That's clearly nick cage

>>36677959
Same with Xi.
He has taken a cliffdive recently with that meme.

>>36677967
Sounds pretty fucking nice. Might have to do one myself. Not had a cheese and pickle in a long time.

>>36677908
If you have a CFW PS3 and play MGO2 you can go to https://savemgo.com/mgo2/ then manager, then clan menu, then listing and scroll down to the very bottom

>>36677968
He has his moments but he does seem like a massive dickhead. And also an idiot because his whole "ironic" /pol/ persona is the reason World Peace got cancelled and is now working at Starbucks.

>>36677968
>Sam Hyde is an unfunny faggot
I second this. And /pol/ rams that stupid 'the shooter is Sam Hyde' meme into the fucking ground.

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>>36677659
The Reliant Robin community would like to congratulate Sexy Kev

Has britfeel jumped the shark?

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>Get a big bag of mixed lollies
>They have paper sticks instead of plastic

>>36678263
Now? Yes

>>36678263
Sure why not. If jumping the shark is a one night general election.

>>36678263
Sorry mate we'll get back to talking about anime and wanking in a minute

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>>36678266
fucking kek, nice short greentext

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>tfw she's seen your message but hasnt replied

Just ate 2 bags of hula hoops thats to that crisp talk. Feel disgusting

>>36678696
should have just spat them out like i do desu

>>36678696
I hope you put them on your fingers first like edible rings.

>>36678013

Xi got 3 votes, and I didn't even vote for him

>>36678266
What's wrong with paper sticks?

>>36678742
>should have just spat them out like i do
Are you an anorexic teenage girl?
>>36678744
Not the first bag, dont eat them very often so just shoved them in like a peasant.

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Grill I was in a relationship with for 2 1/2 years.

With a new grill now, but damn I miss that booty.

She did anal as well.

Did I fuck up /brit/?

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>>36677659

Congratulations Prime Minister Kev, you've saved us from those waifufags

>>36678781
nah almost 24 year old poofter. I'm not even really skinny these days

>>36678800
Thanks to you too Shippy.

- Kev x

>>36678792
You're on the wrong board scum

>>36677659

From humble Corrie poster to Prime Minister of /britfeel/. You've got a bright future ahead of you lad

>>36678847
can i have a place in your cabinet Kev? I was one of your first supporters

>>36678866

This isn't an authentic shipman post

>>36678800
>>36678866
Kev is blessing his supporters with dubs

>>36678862
Behave lad, I can't go to any other board without getting trolled by fucknut yanks or R3dd1t scum.

/britfeel/ is the only reason I come on 4chan now.

>>36678792

Why did you split up?

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>>36676070

How horrifying lads!
Imagine the member wriggling at you from the shadows!

>>36678866
The dubs seem like a blessing of a yes.

>>36678864
Probably still not enough to get him a place in the OP image though.

>>36678930
Relationship wasn't really equal, I was a bit of a dick. Nothing major, just stopped putting 100% in.
We kinda stagnated a bit, stopped experiencing stuff we should have in our late teens/early 20's.

Also I was at uni and she was back home.

Ended up one of my mates said he was in love with her, I found out through another friend and I said I couldn't trust her because she didn't tell me. I confronted her, she lied about the fact he told her. I ended the relationship.

She never had feelings back or cheated on me.

Kinda pathetic, but I could never trust her after that,

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>>36677659
Well fought, Kev. A jolly good show and I hope you bring prosperity for /britfeel/ for many years to come

What's everyone up to? I'm watching a sure-to-be-shit WWE ppv.

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how naughty! who would ever do something like this!

>>36679203
Drinking, listening to music and thinking about watching said shit WWE ppv because it's a bank holiday.

>>36679203
Playing Battlefield 1, regret not buying it at launch because it's super comfy

>>36679203
trying to setup my steering wheel so i can play euro truck sim

>>36678935
>no results for Dr Rufus Masterson Psychic

For shame

>>36679290
It's pretty great and I never really played any other Battlefield game. It helps that it's a WW1 game.

>>36679271
The house of horrors match should be a laugh at least

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In the UK, in 2014 there were 8,697 alcohol-related deaths
However, if you include deaths where alcohol was a contributing factor (such as various cancers, falls and hypertensive diseases), the figure increases to 21,512. 13,971 for males and 7,541 for females
Alcohol is 10% of the UK burden of disease and death, making alcohol one of the three biggest lifestyle risk factors for disease and death in the UK, after smoking and obesity
Alcohol related harm costs England around 21bn per year, with 3.5bn to the NHS, 11bn tackling alcohol-related crime and 7.3bn from lost work days and productivity costs
In the UK in 2012-13, there were 1,008,850 hospital admissions related to alcohol consumption where an alcohol-related disease, injury or condition was the primary reason for hospital admission or a secondary diagnosis
Alcohol now costs the NHS 3.5bn per year, equal to 120 for every tax payer
A fifth (29%) of all violent incidents in 2013-14 took place in or around a pub or club. This rises to 42% for stranger violence.

>Complaining about the state of the country
>Continuing to drink alcohol

Stop drinking alcohol

>>36679563
>Stop drinking alcohol

I don't drink alcohol though

>>36679563
they make it all back, alcohol is expensive

>>36679563
But how else will I be happy

>>36679559
It should be entertaining rubbish and it'll at least be way better than their match at Mania.

think I'm moving on from japanese girls and now finding korean girls to be the cutest

>>36679563
Who gives a shit
Crack open a cold one lads

>>36679628
Eventually you can pin point the surgeries they've had and it puts you back to Japanese girls.

>>36679581
Tax revenue from alcohol is about 10 billion. Far less than the 20 billion it costs us.

The cost also does not offset the societal problems alcohol causes.

>>36679700
who cares lmao

lighten up and have a drink m8

I need to cut down on britfeel, I'm going to limit myself to 4 hours tomorrow

>>36679674
DUDE BEER LMAO!1!!

>>36679563
If it wasn't for alcohol I'd still be a virgin and probably would have killed myself years ago. I owe my life to the devils nectar

>>36679734
Sounds like you need to have a beer and chill out mate you're giving me a headache

>>36679674
>>36679731

t. alcoholics

>>36679771
we've been drinking beer since time immemorial, beer is our friend

>>36679762
DUDE BEER LMAO JUST CRACK OPEN A FROSTY ONE YEAH IM DESTROYING MY BODY AND MIND AND MY LIFE IS FUCKING SHIT BUT I JUST CRACK OPEN A FROSTY ONE AND DUDE ITS ALL GOOD LMAO!!1!

>>36679807

Beer is your friend, not mine

>>36679812
haha I've had 3 alcoholic drinks in the last 2 months but okay. So because some idiots can't handle their drink everyone should stop drinking?

I've never battered someone or needed to go to hospital because of drinking, can I carry one?

>Mado <3
What did he mean by this? If that wasn't one of you, I'm be very confused.

gf is definitely really pissed off at me, boys. Hoping turning up at her door at 9.30 tomorrow morning with flowers, bacon and brownies is going to get me out of this.

It's my own fault. Although I didn't do it consciously the reality is that I chose wanking, shitposting and napping over her this afternoon. Trying to live the normie life is a constant struggle for me

>>36679850
Yes

At the very least the drinking age should be raised to 21, and it should be illegal to sell alcohol within a mile of a university campus

>>36679825
t. Muhammad Omar Ali

>>36679812
>>36679825
Ah.. so this is the elusive straight edge I keep hearing about..

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fucking joy of getting shite like steering wheels to work on PC.

always goes wrong somehow, even in 2017

from my experience with talking to gay people they are just as stupid as women.

why even go prison gay?

>>36679601
Plus I'm a big Strowman fan. I dont need anything fancy just a big guy 4U wrecking shit.

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>>36679891
DUDE I DRINK ALL THE TIME MY FRIENDS ALL SAY IM SO FUN WHEN IM DRUNK SURE THEY CANT STAND TO BE AROUND ME WHEN IM SOBER BUT YEAH JUST DRUNK LMAO ALL THE COOL KIDS DO IT!!1!

Teetotal autists are the worst autists

>>36679906
Nah some gays are good lads. There has been a huge uptick in annoying faggots though, admittedly.

>>36679942
t. friendless virgin

>>36679887
t. Retarded drunkard

>>36679891
Why does other people not drinking make you on edge?

>>36679964

Not him, but I'm teetotal, and neither friendless, nor a virgin

>>36679965
Where are the truck boys when we need them

>>36679902
all it took was to update my logitech drivers, restarts my pc without asking me and tries to install some bloatware gaming crap. hate gaming peripherals so much
>>36679944
i'm only teetotal cause i've never been in a situation where alcohol was present and offered to me, I may aswell carry on with it now i've gone this long

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>>36679920
I'm still shocked at how good Strowman is. You look at him and think he'd be terrible but he's actually kinda amazing. He's a modern day Earthquake.

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>>36679964
HAHA YEAH TOTALLY I DRINK ALL THE TIME AND HAVE SEX LIKE EVERY WEEKEND AND HAVE SO MANY FRIENDS I LOVE ALCOHOL ID NEVER BE ABLE TO DO IT WITHOUT IT LMAO JUST CRACK OPEN A FROST ONE LMAO!!1!

>>36679963

It's much like blacks and niggers. There are decent black people who live by the same moral code as everyone else and then there's fucking niggers. There are gay lads who are no different to the rest of us aside from their sexuality, and there are fucking faggots who decide to hang their entire personality off it.

>>36680014
Your average drinker
https://youtu.be/80Dbl0O0r7k

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Whatever happened to crab sticks? Did anyone else used to roll those fuckers out to make them last longer or was it just me?

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*sees this thread and pulls up*
*chucks you all a cold bud light*

truck boys

>>36679944

Why? I'm not an autist, but why are teetotallers the worst?

>>36680054
I thought the truck boys were dealing with business on Jupiter?

>>36680054
>truck
>bud
>light
wrong thread? wrong turn?

>>36680012
When I saw Raw/SD last year they taped a Main Event match with Braun and Big Show. You could tell how much effort they were putting in, I think Show has really taken him under his wing. But yeah you'd think a 7 foot, 35 yr old powerlifter would be terrible.

>>36680051
They're still around. My flatmate uses them for shit wraps
Never know what to do with them myself

Not teetotal, but how the fuck can you drink beer?

Wine or nothing for me

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>get good at a game
>it has no esports scene and is dying anyway

>>36680034
My best friend is gay and he likes kebabs, beer and F1. Gets annoyed when homosexuality is shoehorned into the media and HATE pride.

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AYO
*Destroys liver*
SO U BE TELLIN ME
*Punches wife*
HOL UP
*Rapes woman*
YOU TELLIN ME
*Has taxpayer funded detox*
WE WUZ
*Gets arrested for being drunk and disorderly*
SOCIAL DRINKERS AND SHEIT!?

>>36680087
I don't like Big Show but I wouldn't have minded a Big Show/Braun match at Mania. Considering Braun is great and on the come up and Big Show got in amazing shape for a match with Shaq that never happened. Instead they threw handbags in a battle royal that fucking Mojo Rawley won.

>>36680149

Drunkanon BTFO

>>36680109
I can't do wine, the aftertaste makes me fucking sick, literally. I thought it was an age thing but I'm fucking 31 and I still hate that shit. I can do any spirits though, usually bourbons but if there's a spirit in my house it's gone the next day.

>>36680075
Teetotallers are fine, but the ones who go around proudly proclaiming "I don't need to drink, I can have fun without alcohol" in that condescending voice are the worst. The people who say this usually aren't very fun at all actually. You can also usually find them boasting about their online IQ test results or eating halloumi

Sexy kev doesn't post here

>>36680119
StarCraft 2?
Ori

What do you do on a Sunday night when your fave game ain't being streamed on twitch? I dunno what else to watch really

I used to drink occasionally, but became fully teetotal because it's far easier to be known as a teetotaller (and no one ever offer you drinks) than be a light drinker, and have people encourage you to drink at every single social occasion

>>36680170
>Big Show got in amazing shape for a match with Shaq
I felt really bad for Show. He's had a lot of shitty gimmicks and silly matches and feuds so I'm sure he was excited.

>>36680220
titanfall 2

>>36680119
Literally any game except moba then?

>>36680197
People that drink alcohol constantly go on about drinking. It's constantly media blasted in movies, TV, and the internet. It's a huge part of what people do and talk about, and it's been shoved into literally every part of British society.

That shit pisses me off more than the 3 guys that go on about being teetotal.

>>36678792
GUTSMAN!?!

Drinkers are generally far more obnoxious than teetotalers. Most teetotalers are absolute fine with people than choose to drink, but rarely the other way around

>>36680289
I just drink because it's a shortcut to enjoying yourself, I guess at a cost of health? But I just think fuck it, long as I work off those calories and keep active during the week it counteracts it.

Worth keeping in mind drinking is haram

This is why you can never ever trust teetotalers

I just drink and mind my own business.

>>36679963
>Nah some gays are good lads.

but its the same with women, some women are decent, its just the majority.

men are generally more cruel too from my experience. i know some women are pure evil but men often just use people with out feeling any empathy. men are generally more bitter too about stuff.

its probably just easier to talk with men because we can relate to them,

>>36680374

Poisoning yourself is punishable in Islam
Not poisoning yourself is taboo in British Culture

No wonder they are excelling

Percentage of perpetrators of crime that are drunk at the time of offence

Robbery - 15%
Sexual Assault - 37%
Aggravated Assault - 27%
Domestic Violence - ~65%
Homicide of any kind - 40%

Number of people killed by alcohol-impaired drivers in 2014 - 9,967

>>36680452
Hope one hits me ha haah

>>36680451
This.

Prepare for alcoholics to delude themselves.

>>36680452
I've never commited a crime when drunk and don't drive so now what

>>36680357
im fine without drinking but i always end up having a drink because fuck putting up with drunk people while sober.

im sure people would find some other drug if alcohol didnt exist.

do kinda hate the drinking culture here though. all people do is drink

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>>36680216
Yes I do.

- Kev x

Thank christ its just about teetotal bedtime

>>36680452

BUT MUH ICE COLD TINNY

>>36680452
Percentage of people who post this that are faggots

100%

>>36680478
how do you even have a life today if you dont drink though? i wouldent drink if it wasnt a norm.

I don't trust people that don't drink alcohol tbchwy lads. Anyone that can be happy without the influence of alcohol or drugs are the kind of people to push you in canals

>>36680486
By consuming alcohol you will inevitably experience an alcohol related illness at some point in your life.

Nobody wants to pay for the 3.5 billion a year so that you can self indulge

>>36680492
>because fuck putting up with drunk people while sober.
This is the major one. I couldn't go out with people who were drinking and not drink myself, it's like caretaking people doing drugs, you're on the outside and it's pointless without doing it yourself.

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>>36680119
>play a game with a massive esports scene for ages
>still awful

>>36680562
>inevitably
no

>>36680550

What do you mean you can't be happy without alcohol, what is wrong with you?

>>36680562
Let's hope so lad ha haah

>>36680531
Perhaps if you hadn't fried your brain on alcohol over the years you would be able to actually formulate a response that isn't just senseless ad hominem.

>>36680624
Perhaps if you werent such a miserable faggot a girl might touch your willy lmao.

>>36680550
>Implying that all people that don't drink are happy

Your logic is flawed and is the kind of stupid shit that comedians spout and delusional alcoholics like yourself parrot.

>>36680584
I bet you're the type to invite a girl round and do a jigsaw with her while explaining the actions that led up to ww2

>>36680664
>being this on edge about some banter

Kek lad maybe if you had a pint you'd loosen up

>>36680678
A pint loosens his mum up lol

>>36680503
Timestamp then

And don't blow kisses at me you big gay poof

>>36680678
>Kek lad maybe if you had a pint you'd loosen up

DUDE LMAO JUST CRACK OPEN A FROSTY ONE YEAH MY LIFE IS SHIT AND IM DESTROYING MY MIND AND BODY BUT AT LEAST PEOPLE CAN TOLERATE BEING AROUND ME, SURE THEY CANT WHEN IM SOBER BUT DUDE JUST DRINK LMAO

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>Listening to lo-fi hip-hop and Rainymood.
>Turn rainymood down a little, as it sounds too loud. Drowns out the music.

I always do this to chill out.

>Look out my window to get some fresh air.
>It's raining outside.
>My window has been open this whole time.

D O U B L E
R A I N
S O U N D S

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>>36680571
Stop playing mobas

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For me, its Budweiser. The king of beers

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is there a worse feeling than drinking enough to regret it but not drinking enough for the mild brain death required to drown out everything else?

>>36680723
>listen to rainymood
>it has thunder
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36680727
I mean i have but all i've replaced it with is sleeping, staring at 4chan and depression

>>36680564
exactly lad. i have done it a few times and it is so fucking shit. you can just see everyone acting like a complete idiot with out being aware, it is so awkward and uncomfortable.

i dont know how people who dont drink can even have a proper life unless they have a group of friends that dont drink. It is such a norm for people to invite people out for a pint or to go clubbing. i dont even know how people could socialize with out it, i would feel weird as fuck asking someone to come around to my house to have a chat and play video games. there isnt really anything else in this country.

.
.
.
.
>teetotal anon walks into a bar to meet a girl
>hopes to progress into a abstinent relationship where they don't have sex until marriage
>girl thinks he's going to order some alcohol and have a fun night
>orders a lethal dose of water instead

>>36680654

I would say with 95% certainty that I have had a better sex life than you

>>36680712
What's your opinion on those of us who are just waiting for death drinking lad? I accept that it's bad for my health but honestly a long life isn't something I want. I'm basically just embracing degeneracy as there's nothing else for me. No meme responses please

>>36680584
but how do you live with out it? what do you do with people? do you ask them around to your house to play video games. asking someone for a pint is such a normal part of socializing

>>36680777
kek trips of truth

>>36680792
I'm 100% certain you dont. I bang super models and have a burgeoning property portfolio.

>>36680777

>Woman will only be aroused by you if they are drunk

Keep on digging anon

>>36680774
>i dont even know how people could socialize with out it

If you don't think this is a huge societal problem that needs immediate action then you are a delusional alcoholic.

>>36680802
>Seeking validation from strangers

Typical alcoholic behaviour.

>>36680830
Not that lad but I've never met anyone my age that doesn't drink. Hell we all mock one guy in our group because he didn't have his first pint until he was 18

>>36680830
Doesn't make him an alcoholic but you're right about it being a big problem. The whole culture is basically just getting shitfaced on the weekend. If you don't do it yourself you're basically committing social suicide.

>>36680830
You tard he means shit like going for a quick pint with a mate or after work. Maybe they could feed the ducks instead but having a drink and a chat is comfy.

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>>36680777
.
.
.
.
.
>Alcoholic staggers into the surgery
>Suffering from severe alcohol withdrawal
>Convulsing, losing conciousness, close to death
>Wants me to give him an 'ice cold tinny'
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>36680830
I bet this is poleaboo

>always wonder how people on here KHHV since most people seem relatively normal they could at least shag a munter
>bunch of faggots are ranting about how alcohol is evil and you shouldn't drink

it all pieces together

>>36680820

I don't bang super models, but do have a burgeoning property portfolio of my own actually.

>>36680917
Very likely

>>36680828
Certainly helps lad. But of course being a teetotaler you'd never really understand the point of drinking

>>36680830
i didnt say there isnt a problem but being bitter and not drinking is not going to solve the problem because its deeper than that. If alcohol wasnt a thing, people would find some other drug to escape from their problems. what i said still applies to how the world currently is.

how do you socialize without it? you're also being a bit judgemental, i barely drink.

drinking has been such a norm in our world for thousands of years, i honestly doubt it is every going to disappear

>>36680937
Nothing finer than eating tapas at one of your properties in Marbella, am I right?

I refuse to believe there are people in Britbongistan that don't drink alcohol. What the fuck do you do for fun? Collect stamps? There's a reason literally everybody drinks and that's because this country has 0 fun shit to do

>>36680934
DUDE BEER LMAO CAN YOU IMAGINE SOMEONE BEING ABLE TO FUNCTION WITHOUT ALCOHOL LIKE DUDE THATS SO FUCKED UP LIKE SERIOUSLY DUDE JUST CRACK OPEN A FROSTY ONE AND YOU'LL GET INSANE PUSS SERIOUSLY!!1!

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>2010 was 7 years ago
Ori

>>36680976

Most of my properties are terrace houses in Liverpool and Swansea actually

>>36680965
>drinking has been such a norm in our world for thousands of years

>Implying in the past people could afford to buy alcohol on the scale they do today

The alcohol problem in this country is a fairly recent phenomenon.

>>36680982
>CAN YOU IMAGINE SOMEONE BEING ABLE TO FUNCTION WITHOUT ALCOHOL

Clearly you cannot if you act like this because someone drinks something you don't like

>>36680978
this. me and my friends sometimes have discusses about other stuff we can do and there isnt really anything except go for a walk.

even shit like books clubs are only once a month

>>36680982
DUDE SHITPOSTS LMAO CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING ABLE TO MAKE DECENT POSTS LIKE DUDE THATS SO FUCKED UP SERIOUSLY DUDE JUST TYPE IN ALL CAPS ITS HOW YOU WIN!!111ONE

About 20% of non-Muslim adults in the UK are teetotal.

By this thread you'd think we were a 0.5% minority

>>36681027
>>36681027
Its
Bait
Stop
Replying

>>36681022
What? The high pricing and commercial nature of alcohol is new, people used to drink pissy beer no problem.

>>36680978
>What the fuck do you do for fun?
Crack.

>>36680978

But how exactly does alcohol make it 'funner', drink alcohol may enhance an experience, but it's not fun on its own

>>36681027
DUDE JUST CHILL OUT WE'RE JUST HAVING A FROSTY ONE TOGETHER NO NEED TO GET UPSET ABOUT IT JUST DRINK LMAO!

SURE ALCOHOL IS ONE OF THE MAIN CAUSES OF VIOLENT CRIME AND ALCOHOLICS KILL THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ON THE ROAD EVERY YEAR AND COST BILLIONS IN THE NHS AND POLICING BUT JUST FORGET THAT DUDE LMAO JUST CRACK OPEN A FROSTY ONE!!1!

>>36681052
>Someone said something I disagree with it must be bait

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>>36681050
>About 20% of non-Muslim adults in the UK are teetotal
>About 20% of the UK population is under 18

>>36681123

Read that again when you sober up, and it'll make sense

>>36681087
>>36680982
These are terrible, terrible posts.

>>36681022
in the middle ages people pretty much only drank beer because the water was dirty. in the Victorian times the peasants would often spend all their wages on drink.

you should get into history lad.

i still dont know how you socialize with out it

>>36681087
YOU BIG FAT WILLY BUM HEAD

>>36681050
Alcohol drinkers have to constantly talk about alcohol because it's what their life revolves around.

Alcohol is pressed on society by the media on an industrial scale.

This is why people think teetotalers are a tiny minority, because people can't stop talking about alcohol.

>>36681143
It made perfect sense that, it seems being teetotal didn't make a difference to your intelligence. I was making a joke that the only people who don't drink can't legally drink. Maybe you should get checked if you're on the spectrum mate if that went over your head

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>>36681143
>>36681123

Drinkers BTFO

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>>36681179
Pic related
Its you heje

>>36681050
People that drink lie about being teetotallers because they are rightfully ashamed about drinking alcohol.

>>36681022
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gin_Craze
"By 1743, England was drinking 2.2 gallons (10 litres) of gin per person per year"

>>36681179

How was it a joke?

The millions of us who don't drink cope fine. How did you cope before you started drinking?

>>36681221
>How was it a joke?
>You said 20% of the UK population are teetotal
>20% of the UK population is actually under 18

You should really get checked for autism lad

Love how teetotaller act like it's 0 drinks or full on raging alcoholic. Some of us have the odd pint a few times a month

>>36681236
Autism isn't a joke mate I'm reporting you to the mods my Dads autistic

>>36681264
S-sorry lad, I was just joshing you

>>36681217
Gonna pour myself a G&T

>>36681217
10 litres of gin is about 133 units of alcohol a year

Nowadays, the average person in the UK drinks 14 units a week, which is 728 units a year

I stand by my original statement

>>36681170
>on an industrial scale.
ffs

>>36681221
He posted the really makes you think image mate, pretty obvious that was the joke.

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>>36676257
i saw a bit of the last thread enough to get my vote in for based harold. shame he lost he's been looking after us anons for a while.

>>36681236

I said 20% of ADULTS are teetotal, when you sober up, go re-read the original post.

"Stop enjoying what I don't like!"

Only ever hear this uttered by absolute manchildren.

>>36681170
Funny how a teetotaller was the one who got us all on the topic of alcohol with their autistic rant

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Fucking hell lads

>realised I unironically find people who don't drink weirdos
>now understand how girls feel about friendless virgins

>>36681293
>the average person in the UK drinks 14 units a week
Fuck, I easily do a bottle of vodka a week EASILY. I would probably put myself at ~50 units a week.

>>36681344
Yeah can kinda see where they're coming from when you put it that way

>>36681337
Because alcoholics are completely delusional about the damage it does to themselves and society, and they deserve to be berated for once.

>>36681354
During the Gin craze, the government tried desperately to stop people drinking because of the damage it is doing.

Now we drink about 7 times as much as during the gin craze and the government does nothing.

>>36681249
>Some of us have the odd pint a few times a month

I used to, but then almost everyday someone started asking me out for drinks, and getting annoyed when I wasn't drinking.

I even pretty much got pushed out of a job for not for having a pint every single lunch

This is a shit debate. I'm so bored.

>>36681360
The majority of people who drink aren't alcoholics though you doorhinge

>>36681293
10 litres of gin is approximately 375 units of alcohol.

55% of men drink no more than 14 units in a week. 64% of women drink no more than 14 units in a week. This means the average person in the UK drinks less than 14 units in a week.

>>36681344
why do you find people who dont drink wierd?

I don't drink because theres no need for me to drink, I don't go clubbing or to pubs or any social event, it takes like shit and is unhealthy, why would i drink alone at home

>>36681249
>Some of us have the odd pint a few times a month

This is what ever alcoholic in denial says
>I-I-I only drink once or twice a month, I swear!

>>36681344
This is a rude awakening

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>>36681217
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gin_Craze
Think I've figured out why you are so butthurt

>>36681383
>I used to, but then almost everyday someone started asking me out for drinks, and getting annoyed when I wasn't drinking.
>
>I even pretty much got pushed out of a job for not for having a pint every single lunch

I dont believe a word of this. Stop feeding the teetotalers with this bollocks.

>>36681396

That may be true, but most of them are cunts to teetotalers though

>>36681408
Nice meme friend
Next time make sure to include more stutter text and maybe a few "haha xD ebin"s I think it would really get me hard

>>36681408
Confirmed for never knowing an actual alcoholic.

>>36681408
drinking socially =/= alcoholism

I don't even drink and I know this

>>36681410

teetotal anon here, that did make me chuckle a bit

>>36681435
>Do you want a drink anon
>No thanks
>OH MY GOD FUCKING TEETOTALLERS WE GET IT YOU DONT DRINK STOP BEING SO HIGH AND MIGHTY JESUS CHRIST NOBODY CARES THAT YOU DONT DRINK

I prefer alcoholics to social drinkers, alcoholics are generally fine with teetotalers, because they are happy they made the right decision, social drinkers are just cunts

>>36681449
>drinking socially

This is also what every alcoholic in denial says
>I-I-I only drink socially, I swear!