/Britfeel/ Lets be honest, it's bedtim- OH SHIT BANK HOLIDAY

>>36682814
Aren't we meant to be getting more bank hols soon or something I read in the news?

Or was it jewery?

>>36682814
Still haven't been shopping yet
Lost the general election
Loving being lazy and playing CS
Post waifus

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>>36682872
Good God I'm an idiot. I forget my waifu

OTHER THREAD IS NEARLY 100 POSTS FROM THE BUMP LIMIT DELETE THIS SHIT

>>36682872
I've been playing CS too.

My day has gone:
CS:GO
/Britfeel/
CS:GO
BLT For lunch
CS:GO
Youtube
Hunter chicken for dinner
CS:GO
/britfeel/

I'm burdensomely overweight.

>>36682901
Blimey I didn't even notice
Ignore my waifu post

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>>36682918
The die has been casteroni.

>>36682914
I don't play too much. Only won 90 competitive matches.
Today I woke up at 5. Played one game of demo waiting for a ban to pass because I accidentally shot a teammate in the foot the day before.
I then browsed /britfeel/ but stayed on longer than usual because of the election. Just played a single competitive match that had a hungarian, two russians and a vietnamese on my team. It was not fun

>>36682984
>>36682984
Election? What?

Am I missing something?

Think I've had a decent day on CS:GO tbf. Been mostly doing nova office runs, shotguns are surprisingly OP.

Bans on CS are pretty brutal. The master art is trolling a teammate until they TK you enough so they get banned. Longest ban I've got someone was 30 days.

>>36683058
Longest I've managed was 7 days.
We had a makeshift election but I sided with the lad who posts Sophie Turner and that made half the waifu posters turn against me. I was against Sexy Kev too so I couldn't really win. The votes were clearing rigged though but I'm not too fussed.

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Lads, were the Apollo missions faked?

>>36683120
i like anime but the waifu posters annoy me for some reasons

learning how to sing the USSR anthem lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sxTbfeYdO0

>>36683120
Oh that one.

Sophie Turner was the only real choice tbf, as chinkposter B A S E D Xi wasn't an option.
>>36683137
I doubt it.
>>36683138
What happened to that guy that always posted the pixel wizard thing a few years ago?

>>36683137
No
>>36683138
Some of them annoy me too seeing as I don't like homosexuals
Ironic seeing as my waifu is from a yuri show
>>36683145
I don't like communism but by God were the soviets aesthetic as fuck

>>36683162
>as chinkposter B A S E D Xi wasn't an option
he was, he only got 3 votes

>>36683185
Better than (goodfellas)

>>36683170
thats the only reason i like them desu, Bolsheviks were cunts and traitors but the stuff they made is cool. Ive got a bronze lenin bust and a few flags

>>36683145
>>36683170
Soviets are fucking good at composing as well.

Also at doing obscene drugs that melt your flesh.

And car accidents.

>>36683222
>Soviets are fucking good at composing as well.
>Also at doing obscene drugs that melt your flesh.
>And car accidents.
Kek

>just realised it's the first of may
Someone fucking kill me. I have three family members with birthdays coming up and I can never work out what to get anyone

>>36683162
>the pixel wizard thing a few years ago?

i have only been coming here for about half a year so i dont know lad. been going on 4chan for about 2 years though

>>36683170
>Some of them annoy me too seeing as I don't like homosexuals

yeah, i dont mind gay people but the prison gay stuff is just stupid because they are obviously not gay. i think the main thing that annoying me is the way they almost post gay faggy anime characters lol

>>36683287
I'm kind of okay with Kaiji poster and lenlad because at least they are honest

Autists are still talking in the old thread about the bump limit.

The sooner I leave /britfeel/ the better. All I saw the other day was doxxing /britbots/. wtf was that about?

>>36683329
Someone made a /britfeel/ facebook page and people actually fucking join it

>>36683329
>Autists are still talking in the old thread about the bump limit.
Clearly too much of a newfag to remember when our threads were getting deleted on sight because of behaviour like this.

One of the reasons we have such a prolific general is because we respect the bump limit, making new threads at FUCKING 420 posts is moronic, even making one at 490 is a risk. Don't be shocked if both threads get deleted now.

>>36683329
brit feel has been a bit weird recently. has it always been this way, with the forced memes and such?

>>36683317
havent really seen much of the kaiji poster. lenlad isnt a bad lad from what i have seen.

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>>36683329
Someone was livid that people joined /britfeel/ "Groups" outside of 4chan for whatever bizarre reason, so he looked up their details and said he would stop at nothing to expose them on /britfeel/.

Steam, facebook, etc.

>TFW Still have Poleaboo on Blizz.net

He plays hearthstone and doesn't talk much.

>>36683431
>has it always been this way, with the forced memes and such?
No, it used to be way better

>>36683426
Oldfag, (If 2005 counts).

Though I only come on 4chan for /britfeel/, /o/, /wg/ and /wsg/ sometimes.

Sorry I don't know everything about /r9k/ jheez...

>>36683489
>Sorry I don't know everything about /r9k/ jheez...
Why not leave it to someone who does to make the thread then.

>>36683453
yeah, when i first started coming here im pretty sure there was less forced memes.

>>36683426
>Don't be shocked if both threads get deleted now.

Threads are deleted when they reach the bump limit anyway. Regardless, if they're anything you wanted you can see the archive you sperg.

>>36683513
Why do you care so much?

It's an internet imageboard.

>>36683567
>Why do you care so much?
Fucking state of the normie attitude on this guy....

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I want to own a pet.

Like an obscure pet.

Maybe like an Emu or something?

Anyone have experience with exotic animals or are they just a meme?

>>36683721
You'll get the shit kicked out of you if you get an emu

>>36683736
Probably not in Brighton, unless they're is some Emu-related gang violence I'm unaware of?

>>36683779
The Emu general is routing his army

What booze should I buy tomorrow?

>>36683838
Are you spirits or beers lad?

Spirits: Buffalo Trace

Beer: Doombar

Wildcard: G&T With Cuck-umber

lads what's the best way to remove that green shit on your desk that grows under your mouse

>>36683884
probably cotton bud and alcohol?

>>36683865
8 quid for 6 seems a bit pricey, lad. What does it taste like?

>tfw there was this cute prolly 16yo androgynous boy in manc animecon wearing as female wig.
>was in the talent contest and had a heavenly voice

didnt have the courage to talk to him. sucks so much.

i hope i find more qt under 18 boys in sunnycon and mcm but it seems tio attract an older more normie group.

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>mfw there isn't a vietnam war film based around aussies
REEEEEEEEEE
I WANT TO SEE CUNTS SHOOT COMMIES

>>36682814

>It's a "going to sleep at 7am" sleeping pattern..

I fucking hate this phase the most out of all them. I can just about deal with going to sleep at like 1pm and shit, but this is the worst time of the never ending cycle of going to sleep 30 minutes later than the day before.

I'm not even neet ffs.

>It's the first of May
>It's been 5 months since 2017 started
>In another 5 months it will be October again even though it was October like two months ago

wtf I hate time

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>tfw you find a new anime with a high waifu potential

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>thread got split

>>36684246
tell me about it, feels like new year 2016 was 3 months ago nevermind 2017

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>>36684446
Sounds fun, lad

Good God I want to die. Why can I not perish?

Can I stop waking up at 4-5am please? thanks.

>>36684934
Can I stop not being tired until 4-5am please? Thanks.

Has anyone managed to find a way around explaining employment "gaps" on job applications?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBtg7Vu4yDQ

>>36685059
It seems to be one or the other, for me.

True suffering. And whenever I do wake up I have really shallow breathing and dizziness for 6 hours or more, until I get tired again and it kinda goes away.

can i stop wanking to gay porn please? thanks

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Don't suppose any of your lads have the PSD file for the thread image do you?
Looking at cobbling one together from a handful of existing images but if anyone had a PSD already that would be brill.

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oh, suicidal thoughts
it's been a while, good to have you back

Struggling to stay awake. Would go for a smoke but my cats are being niggers.

Dammit my flipping right ear's become blocked. My left one's been clogged since before 2017 but I haven't been arsed to get it sorted but now my right one's gone as well. I can honestly barely hear anything now. It's earwax

>>36686251
>My left one's been clogged since before 2017 but I haven't been arsed to get it sorted
I feel like you've brought this on yourself.

>>36686251
Get some hydrogen peroxide to soften the hardened ear wax, then go get them syringed. Or just do it yourself.

Look it up.

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>wageslavery today
>on a bank holiday
>it's raining

Only a few more months of this hell at least. Have a good day lads~

>>36686992
It's a bank holiday? damnit, I hope I can still go buy alcohol at 7.

morning lads

how are we all keeping

>>36687214
>how are we all keeping
Trying to stay awake for at least a couple more hours. Been awake since about 2 yeasterday so it's hard desu

>>36687247
I feel you lad, splash yourself with some cold water and step outside for a quick fag if you smoke, that should perk you up enough to see you through the next couple of hours

>work today

Reeeeeee

>>36687533
Good news anon, it's a bank holiday. So no work after all

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>>36686992
good luck tilde, i'll be thinking of you while I sleep all day, have fun wagies

at least Tesco stays open till 10pm and doesn't shut early so I can MAYBE go outside and buy some cereal when i wake up. big maybe, was too frightened to go to my car yesterday because there were too many people in the street

Okay I need to stay up until at least 12pm today so I'm at least going to sleep in the afternoon.

Then I'll naturally slip down into the top tier comfy sleep time of 5pm during the week.

Here's the power rankings of what hours are best to go to bed by the way.

God Tier:
Between 4 and 7pm.

You get to be awake during the real nigga hours of the morning but without the guilt of knowing you should be sleeping. You can also function as a human being when sleeping at this time

High tier:
After 7pm but before 12am.

Going to sleep too late to really experience the real nigga hours of the early morning here, but you get to wake up maybe a few hours before the average person and get the genuine "morning feeling"

Mid tier:
After 12am but before 6am

You get to experience the real nigga hours however you're going to either be waking up sleep deprived or a lot later in the day than you should be. You'll look like a neet waste of space or you'll suffer a shitty start to the day because of this.

Low tier:
After 12pm but before 4pm.

Going to sleep in the early afternoon. Really fucking weird, might be hard to sleep since everyone else is at the peak of their day. Cannot function as a non-neet with this. Your body may end up very confused and wake up after only a few hours due to noise and other factors.

Shit tier:
Going to sleep between 6am and 12pm

Oh shit nigga what are you doing. You've gone too far again haven't you? Time to take drastic measures to fix that body clock because this is the dumbest and least functional time to be going to bed for just about everyone.

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>>36687617
>most of my NEETlife is in low and shit tier

I will concede that when I stayed up till 5/6pm that it was a comfy sleep hour, sometimes feels bad waking up at midnight though. I prefer waking up when its getting chill at 5pm tbqh. Daytime just sucks when your a NEET though

>>36687605
How do you maintain a car as a NEET? Also:

>tfw no 24 hour supermarket to visit at 3 in the morning

>>36687617
>Shit tier:
>Going to sleep between 6am and 12pm
Thats me now but...I'm trying senpai.

>>36687659
well it wasn't expensive, I don't have any other living costs really
>don't eat much
>been on bennies for years without going on holiday ever or doing anything leisurely
>only thing i've bought is random crap off amazon mostly PC stuff

infact I've got to spend money so I don't go over the money limit when they stop giving you bennies. I'm too scared to drive mostly so the petrol costs are nothing, at least I'm collecting no claims bonus

>>36687605
>i'll be thinking of you while I sleep all day, have fun wagies
other wagie here, I'm not jealous, I'm glad you actually enjoy it

I couldn't hack being neet, I was going stir crazy after a couple of months

>>36687675

>Tfw trying to fix your body clock and every single minute feels like an hour

But then when your bodyclock is normal you can accidentally shitpost yourself into sleeping 5 hours after you meant to go to sleep.

>>36687707
Sounds pretty comfy lad. I envy your level of NEETdom.

I don't even get JSA because I'm too chickenshit to go to the JobCentre.

>>36687617
Where do I rank if I haven't slept at all?

>>36687731
>>36687768
I don't do or enjoy anything. I'm just existing. Comfy in theory or for the first few years but you just lose interest and hope in everything eventually. At least a job makes you appreciate your free time (at least thats what I tell myself)

I'm trying to progress out of neet though

>>36687768
The first couple of months of JSA you can mostly arse around and they wont bother you too much. How are you surviving with no money?

>>36687605

I nearly thought I was going to starve because my bodyclock is fucked up and it's a bank holiday weekend.

So for two days straight my nearest sanibury's has shortened opening hours, those hours I happen to be asleep.

However I checked and they stayed open until 11pm yesterday so I managed to actually get some food when I woke up at 7pm.

>>36687800
Living with parents. I don't cost much and do most of the housework, though I'd like to give them some money for rent.

>>36687783

Not sleeping has a whole power ranking system of its own desu.

When did you last sleep?

>>36687827
I have to pay mine rent, although 30 quid a week is pretty reasonable.

>>36687794
I keep myself busy and have completely given up on having any friends or partners so I'm not too bothered by NEETdom. I hope things improve for you, lad.

>>36687794

How old are you? How do you get your bennies?

Lads whats a good toner for acne? Also anything you'd recommend for spots.

>>36687847
I can't remember, anon
I think it was 8am yesterday so I guess I still could go to sleep but instead I'm sitting in a cafe so I don't know what my schedule is
Wandered the streets for half an hour since nowhere was open, the homeless people didn't even bother me, I think they thought I was one of them desu
I'm pretty deep in shit tier right now

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>Last bank holiday monday
>Put bins out
>Bin men don't come
>Don't put bins out because bank holiday this time
>Bin men come

Why the fuck does everyone on my street seem to know something I don't?

>>36688120
Did you even bother checking the council's website for the updated collection schedule?

>>36688052
What's going on lad? Sounds like somethings gripped you.

>>36688148
I'm not that autistic lad

>>36688166
>i'm too cool to find out when the binmen are coming
>i'll just let rubbish pile up and complain on 4chan instead
>glad I'm not autistic lol

>>36688187
The fuckers should either make their mind up to come on a bank holiday or not.

>>36688155
I could rant for ages about it but tldr don't fall for the woman meme especially if you're already a fragile person

talked a girl out of suicide last night. feels pretty good lads

>>36688348
hope she rewarded you with sex for your good deed

>>36688348
She was probably never gonna do it anyway anon

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Must...stay...awake GAAAH LOOK AT THESE TITS I FEEL SO ENERGETIC

>>36688348
Long shot but were you the lad the other night talking about some gril self harming?

>>36688559
Absolutely delicious lad.

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I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
Breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust
If you like your coffee hot
Let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots babe
I just wanna be yours

Just got 13 (you)s in a thread lads. Normally dont post anything interesting enough for that.

>>36688559
I wonder what it's like to get by in life just on your looks alone

>>36688820
A lot of them probably dont appreciate it. Nonsense problems probably become huge. Or they're just so empty and underdeveloped inside they dont feel much at all.

>>36688283
>don't fall for the woman meme especially if you're already a fragile person
with you there mate. Hope you managed to get some good sleep today.

>>36688849
Do you think they would become better people if the just lost their good looks one day or would the become bitter and angry

>>36688881
Depends on age I suppose. I'm sure as they fade with age they become unbearable bitches though.

>>36688865
Unlikely but thank you anon

>>36688865
Women expect you to look after them but they won't look after you its why the male suicide rates are so high

>>36688888
Checkley check checked

>>36688888
>>36688881
My nan is a bitter old hag who has an unforgiving hatred of any woman younger than her, and she looked the spitting image of Marilyn Monroe when she was younger. People who got by on just their looks become embittered engines of hate when age ravages them and they realise they have nothing else to give them a sense of worth.

>>36688942
This actually makes me feel happy for some reason
Clocks ticking roasties
Tick Tock tick tock

Tfw post in britfeel everyday but still not a personality

>>36688942
Women age like milk. Especially the ones these days that spend 15 years partying and then by 30 they look like fucking dogs without makeup.

>>36688992
Would we recognise any of your posts?

>>36689032
Maybe. I talked about how I found someone's card at tesco but wasn't devilish enough to use it and if anyone remembers those toxic waste sweets. Mostly in just ask people questions

>may day
is there going to be riots or something today?

>>36688992
Don't you want to stay anonymous though?

I'd be too paranoid to post if people were able to recognize me from my posts.

>>36689066
>toxic waste
wew lad I remember those, I ate about five at once one time and my tongue started bleeding, it were mental

>>36689066
>I found someone's card at tesco but wasn't devilish enough to use it
Yeah I remember that. Probably for the best, not worth getting done for.

I betrayed you lads a bit yesterday, I went over to /sp/ so I could go in the snooker thread

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>post here everyday
>people sometimes recognise posts
>no one lists me when they talk about posters they like

>>36689092
>tongue started bleeding
Wew lad that's crazy
>>36689100
Being recognised is giving me a warm fuzzy feeling inside.

>>36689066
>toxic waste sweets
>>36689092
What the hell were they?

>>36689116
What do you post about?
>>36689076
Nah I trust you people

>>36689102
Xi is probably very proud of you right now

>>36689148
>What do you post about?
Not sure if I want to list because they annoy some posters. A lot of degenerate/scummy stuff (nothing gay or sexual though).

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>>36689139
sour sweets that were covered with a blisteringly sour coating

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>tfw my dog wont live this long

>>36689139
Little plastic 'barrels " filled with the most bitter tangy powder you've ever tasted

>>36689183
>lot of degenerate/scummy stuff
Wouldn't be 4chan without that

>>36689212
True, but we did have a massive row over bloody alcohol so gross indulgences seem to be frowned upon.

>>36689183
>(nothing gay or sexual though)

disappointed, in all honesty

>>36689185
>the toxic waste aesthetic is dead

Does no one else remember this? Sort of adjacent to punk? Lots of neon yellow, green, red? Black-and-yellow stripes on everything?

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>>36682872

>tfw you awaken naturally at a reasonable time rather than be woken up by an alarm

Holy shit this feels amazing

I wish I could do this every day

>>36689236
I must of missed that argument, the last time I talked about alcohol everyone was really positive

>>36689237
Well I have been posting about a ftm tranny I want to bang and have talked about an interesting sexual time in my past but I havent got my end away for about 4 years so I dont have much to say.

>>36689255
You mean like those goths girls with dreadlocks and gas masks (I fucking love them btw)

>>36689185
Anyboby put thier Cock in it

>>36689260
You've got a full day ahead of you now so what do you want to do

>>36689330
Get pissed up

>>36689323
No, I practly raped my action man though

>>36689330

Might go out with the gf in the afternoon, then drinks with the lads 2nite desu

>>36689351
>>>36689323 (You)
>No, I practly raped my action man though

Details pls
Any pics gave mine away years ago you better of not molested one of my old ones They fought for King and Country and dont do cock

>tfw you want to do pervy thing to toys

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>>36689294
Tfw no sadistic goth gf to tie you up and anger rape you
Feels bad man

>>36689413
That hair is awful.

>>36689413
>had sex with pretty much that exact girl but with black hair instead
>used to spit on me and pegged me with her fingers
still in love kind of

>>36689386
I squeeze my cock in between his legs and jerkef him back and forth in think I was about 12
Porn fucked me up

>>36689447
Why must you make me so jealous anon

>Rustlers, red bull and McCoys flame grilled steak crisps for breakfast
doesn't get any better

Keeping myself awake by debating communism in another thread lads.

Am I a loser for having no licence at 24?

>>36689502
Are you pro or anti commie

>>36689522
Anti. Just would never work and I think innovation would grind to a halt and modern entertainment would die.

>>36689511
i got my license a year ago and still dont have a car, feel like its just a meme

>>36689547
if these are your introductionary arguments then I wonder how the rest would look like.

>>36689511
I would say so but in my area if you don't have a driving license and a car then will struggle to get a job and struggle to go just about anywhere

>>36689547
Your assuming Soviet/Chinese/Korean type communism
A true Markist state could free up creative people form aving to earn a living and let there creativity flourish

>>36689590
>>36689574
Oh bloody hell lads I'm not going to have the same debate in two threads >>36687862

>>36689602
Good on you m8 for not falling for my Trotsky bait

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what shall I watch first lads

>>36689794
>dredd
>ed wood
>cabin in the woods (if you havent seen it)
>grand budapest
>john wick
these ones stand out to me

>>36689821
seen them all before lad, good picks though, I'll start with Dredd then

really want a sequel desu

>>36689794
That's a lot of good movies, anon.
Grand Budapest Hotel, Airplane, The Room will be good if you're wanting a laugh.
John Wick is you want to see indiscriminate loss of life.

>>36689794
>Frozen
>The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
>Road to Perdition
>Studio Ghibli
Your tastes really run the gamut, huh?

>>36689351
I'm glad I'm not the only one who abused his action men

will any shops be open today?

>>36690261
Depends if you live near paki shops

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>showered
>changed my bed sheets
>stayed awake past my target time
feeling good lads

Starting a new retail job in a bit lads I am bricking it

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>>36690313
where are you working anon? hope it's not too depressing

>>36690313

I worked in Sports Direct for a 4 hour shift each weekend during college because my mum made me.

They were the longest 4 hours of my week, enough to put me off ever working in retail again.

>>36690307
you're doing well, anon, keep it up

>>36690313
>>36690361
Worked 5 days a week 6 hours a day in a Curry's, worst job I ever had, and like that lad said, I'll never do it again.

Where are you going to work, lad?

>>36684246

4 months, the start of may is the start of the 5th month.

get sick of being lonely >> decide to try and pursue girls >> upon considering which dating site/hookup app to use, remember that to pursue girls I would have to be at least somewhat desirable >> make peace with the fact that it's simply a dead end trying to get a gf when you're me >> go back to being lonely. repeat

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Important poll lads, in relation to last nights argument

http://www.strawpoll.me/12870536

>>36690593
>he spent all night upset at being a druggie

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>>36690551

oh how i know your pain

>>36690593
Glad I missed that one... I'm always curious about teetotallers though.

>>36690625

>You can't be successful, get laid or have a social life as a teetotaler
>Donald Trump

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>>36682872
God I love bank holidays

>>36682860
Jezza was saying he wants to make the patron saints days into bank holidays. It's a bit academic seeing as the tories are basically guaranteed victory in June

>>36690593
Can't we all just get along

>>36690665
>Can't we all just get along

Last night we couldn't

>>36687617
>going to sleep at 5pm
You're mental mate

I just realised why it's called a scarecrow

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>>36690747
B-CKAAAAW
ITS TOO ORANGEY FOR CROOOOOWS

>>36690261
Sainsburys is open, that's all I know

>>36690593
>>36690625

i used to laugh heartily at straight edge people with a pint in my hand and a rolled up tenner up my nose
been teetotal for two months and it's going well although i get mocked at the pub for being a tea drinker

>>36690802
>tfw working in Sainsburys on bank holiday monday

>>36690805
>i get mocked at the pub for being a tea drinker

Yeah I used to drink tea at pubs, now it just has to be diet coke as a kind of compromise.

>>36690261
petrol stations are always open

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>>36686251
this happens to me all the time mate. Go to the chemists and ask for something on minor aliment. They'll give you a dropper with a liquid that'll softwn the wax, once you do that you can either syrnge your ears yourself or go get them syringed by your GP.
i stole one of those pipettes from school and used that on my ears and it worked great but if you cant get a jold of something like that then just my an appointment with your GP. hope this helps

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if you got above 65% with any party you're a worker bee drone

>>36690846
Exra pay though, r-right?

>>36690851
Drinking a cup of tea in the pub is the comfiest thing ever

boxes of granola cereal are never bloody big enough

got some on thursday and already run out

>>36690924
shame that it's for woolly wufftas

>>36690972
Watch it m8, you're on thin ice

>>36690924
I have a wee routine for when I've got to stay up to change over from night shifts to day shifts

I like to stop by 'spoons on my way back home, get a cup of that unlimited refills black coffee and a whiskey, and sit and peoplewatch for a couple of hours, comfy as heck tbqhwy

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Gambling is objectively the best vice

>>36690987
what are you gonna do m8 belt me with them girly kitten paws
i'll splash that piping lukewarm cup of tea in your face and on your clothes and you'll have to go home and get them washed by your boyfriend, and you'll look like a woolly wuffta when i do it too

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>>36691047
>i'll splash that piping lukewarm cup of tea in your face

Elliot Rodger detected

>Massive 5-10 minute gaps between posts

The absolute state of MayDay britfeel

>>36691218
Clearly we need help

They say if you wash your face with the morning dew, then the first girl you see will be your wife.

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you're not shierly in the thorns axing for a prick to start the blood, are u workin?

Debating whether to go for a run or not, lads. I always get changed, leave the house, run for a minute then feel like I've made a huge mistake. I know I'll feel better for it though.

Haven't even got any delicious food in, so I know I'll need to get off my arse eventually. I could run to the shops but then I'll be really red and sweaty and people will judge.

>tfw me and father share a fetish, and were sharing all our experiences last night

Was a good day

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Look at me britfeel...

It's not your fault.

I NEED WEED

>>36691237
are you wimbly fours m8

im crimbo ninan sax apple smibbly din bibbly chap

>>36691273
Care to elaborate, anon? Sounds like an interesting discussion.

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>>36691298
>>36691237

Yanks think they can destroy britfeel by forcing memes, little do they know, forced memes only make britfeel stronger

>>36691336
Forcing memes is a meme.

>>36691359
Calling forced memes a meme is a meme

>>36691332
We both have Jungle Fever.

"You don't know how good you have it now, back in my day there were barely any black girls round here, you had to go into Birmingham to have some fun"

He even gave me an old Bob Marley LP that had been gathering dust for decades that he used to play to get in the mood before going out, also showed me some playboy mags that had some BF/WM features, we had a good smile, he was proud of me.

It's not a meme unless it is regularly posted on 3 or more boards.

>>36691392

That's not really a fetish, it's a preference. Fake news.

>>36691392
>finding out your father never really loved your mother
p. depressing

>>36691413

I always knew, anyway, at least he did the /pol/ approved thing "Fuck black women on the side, marry and have children with a white woman"

anyone here wana kill themselves once they hit 35?

youth is pretty much the only thing thats been given to us equally and i fear turning into a useless middle aged man who has nothing going for him other than maybe the money he has wave slaved his youth out off.

just looking at all these old people in the pubs make me sick and fsel pity at the same time.

>>36691437
>at 18: I'll kill myself at 25
>at 23: I'll kill myself at 30
>at 29: I'll kill myself at 35

>>36691236
Risky strat lad. She could be a munter.

>>36691486
as if you can be picky

>>36691463
I decided I'd kill myself at 21 when I was 18, but I didn't make any plans after that

24 now and I'm unironically only sticking around for my mum's sake, then once she's popped off I'll go full on leaving last vegas and drink myself to death

>>36691463
Currently 20. Planning to kill myself at 27 (because I'm such a fucking rockstar) if things don't improve. Kinda scared of this happening to me.

>>36691486
I'd rather be alone.

>>36691397
Wooooo tiny rick

>>36691517
Second half was for
>>36691486

>>36691516
I love that film.

Wanna cuddle, drink and watch it together?

>>36690261
been to Cex and Tescos already

>>36690131
>I'm glad I'm not the only one who abused his action men

Got this idea we should bait /pol/
into posting pics of them being patriotic with there action men

>>36691629
ok, where do you live? I'll be over nowish

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Milk Cat 21

>>36690999
>>>36690924
>I have a wee routine
Please tell me more about your urination
Do you find it weird that Spoons have mirrors above the urinals

> 25
> literally shitting money
> best shape of my life

> some woman with kid(s) messages me on okc

lmao, how'd you enjoy the carousel ride, love?

>>36691292
Often dream about Weed gave up smoking it years ago
Last nights was in shop otherside of park this local chav tries to pick my pocket I tall him there is no point I am out of weed
We end up discussing typical bank holiday draught
Is it still hard to score on Bank Holidays

>>36691735
There is justice in the world. I'd like to btfo roasties looking for a beta provider but I'm a NEET so I'll have to get the second hand satisfaction of knowing you did it.

>>36691735

I always cringe at posts like this. You say you're in good shape, I'm almost certain you'll mention something in your profile about how successful you are...why wouldn't somebody message you? Not everybody is some predatory fuck up looking for someone to support them - perhaps she just thinks you're really hot?

It just seems really bitter that you're judge her in that way. Just ignore the message and be pleased that your life has worked out to the point where you can now choose the person you want to be with.

>>36691810
>Not everybody is some predatory fuck up looking for someone to support them

this is exactly what everyone with an online dating profile is

>>36691735
What's do you do for money?

>>36691832

The guy I originally quoted seems to have his act together, so has no reason to be on there other than to find someone.

There are definitely some people who are looking for a meal ticket but I don't think there's any need to assume that everybody there with children is only doing it for the dollar.

I've made the executive decision to get my life back on track.

I've made this decision a few times but this is the one, I can tell.

>>36691934
well it's off to a cracking start

>>36691810
I've had a couple of conversations, none have really clicked yet - not been on long enough I suppose. This woman was a 56% match, rarely reads, not much in common at all, beyond the fact my profile does insinuate "quids-in".
Just thought I'd post here because, for a brief moment, the carousel meme was true. It made me chuckle.
But yeah, fair play, I have said it's a deal breaker but admired that she sent a message first, which you don't see often.

>>36691846
Development Manager for a team of software nerds, and occasionally one of them software nerds. Been writing code since I was 16, and am somehow great at motivating people.

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OI BLUD DONT MOVE

Dem creps look fresh, hand 'em over ya pussy'ole bumbaclaat

>>36688686

Let me be your leccy meter
And I will never run out
Let me be your portable heater
That you'll be cold without

I forget the next bit

>>36691956
shot up m8 ur not mandem ur just some lil plastic gangsta init ill fucking drop kick ur nan u fucking tosser, i keep man shook blud

>>36691006
opposite day isnt til next week mate what are you doing

>>36691259
i went for a walk with the dog, it was beautiful

>>36691810
quit being reasonable and mature on /r9k/

>>36691934

>I'm going to sort myself out!
>*posts on britfeel*

Maybe next time, eh.

>>36691999
dont get rude blud i got connects u feel me cuz

it's past mid-day.
i'm still in my jam-jams.
i'm gonna pour some rose.
and some some weed.

this is acceptable bank holiday etiquette, no?

who won the GE?

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>>36689794
stick on the room and tell me what it's like

>>36689944
>indiscriminate loss of life

>>36692043
>u feel me cuz

u have to work on ur chavspeak mate ur getting me bare vexed blud ill bang u out propa ye

If you were NEET that would be acceptable every day

>>36692063
>tell me what it's like
I can do that for you now m8

it's hysterically bad, but made all the better by the fact the guy who made it thought he was making a classic masterpiece

>>36692065
I haven't seen chavs for long time, black 'yoot' I see all the time though.

Though I haven't interacted with their like since secondary school so I don't really know their linguo anymore.

>>36692095
Majority of chavs have became numale hipsters hanging around nandos like it's a set on a sitcom. Blacks are still being agressive, tribal, subhumans because it's just in thier genetics.

>>36692112
>Blacks are still being agressive, tribal, subhumans
Don't forget: also fucking your oneitis.

>>36692157
Kek, 'ooga booga the white wimmin love us despite statistics!'

>>36692112
>Blacks are still being agressive, tribal, subhumans because it's just in thier genetics.

This is where you post your genetics doctorate and you cite peer reviewed studies to back your claims.

I'll be waiting.

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Why the fuck are trannies and gays linked so closely together?
I'm fine with two consenting lads shagging in private but that doesn't mean I approve of another lad mutilating his body and having everyone accomodate him. LGBTBBQIS whatever is cancer.

Fucking hell lads I've been away for a few months but I missed /Brit feel/, got a new job that I enjoy, a flat, and I've been on 3, that's right 3! Dates.

Is this it? Am I making it?

>>36692216
It's time to fuck off normie

>>36692216

Give us a go on your gf m8

>>36692052
The sexiest man in Warrington.

>>36692229
Maybe so lad. It'll always be a lie though. It'll fall through and I'll most likely end up back here every day.

Going to spend all day playing dragon age inquisition I think.

>>36692233
Can if you want mate, she's like a 6/10. Better than I thought I would ever get.

>>36692178

They look simian and behave simian.

There's really nothing more to say, my vision is the ultimate truth.

Don't need a science experiment to determine their protruding mouth matches that of a gorilla.

>>36692209
Get used to us, we arent going anywhere faggot.

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>>36692296
>There's really nothing more to say, my vision is the ultimate truth.

>>36692178
Makes me laugh that Africa is STILL an utter shithole. Nogs are so useless.

I'm moving over to reddit's for a while lads. I love you lads but we need some time apart.

>>36692354
>**Poor parts of Africa.

Most of Africa is lovely, actually.
Anything not on famine line is comfier than most of the UK lad. Africa being a shithole is a /pol/ meme.

>>36692312
Well said, sister. This is our yard now.

>>36692397
FUUUCK YOU POLEYWHIRL YOU NORMIE ROBOT POSER

>>36692392
>Anything not on famine line
Kek the fact this is how your salespitch opens says it all about that shithole.

>>36692209
what exactly does queer mean?

>>36692413
How am I a normie? I'm even shunned on britfeel for fuck sake. Noone knows the isolation I've experienced.

how do like your tea and coffee lads?

>tea
>milk first, then water and no sugar

>coffee
>black and heart attack tier strong

>>36692422
Strange. So when are they adding amputees to the LGBTISBBC?

wew, had a lovely hot bank holiday bath

hadn't washed since thursday beforehand, had some very pungent ball musk that was wonderful, I'm sure any girl/trap would have appreciated it.

cleaned myself thoroughly after soaking for a while, then put on some comfy as fuck pyjamas for the rest of the day.

hitting perfect levels of comfy today

>>36692436
>tea
>some fruity variant without milk or sugar

>coffee
>black

>>36692419
Okay then /pol/. Okay.

Man, remember when /britfeel/ used to not be filled with spergs?

I might end up leaving 4chan for good if these angst teens don't leave.

>>36692436
Sugar first, with the tea bag, then water, left to brew, then a cheeky splash of milk. Nice and strong.

Coffee has to be strong enough to stand the spoon straight up in.

>>36692436

>milk first

le REEEEEE XD

>>36692436
same as you tbph

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Can someone explain to me why raising the minumum wage isn't a good idea?

Every way I think about it I see the economy and people better off..

>>36692465
I don't remember anyone thinking highly of the African continent lad. Is this an edgy opinon these days? Life gets stranger by the day.

>>36692493
Because everything marketed towards the minimum wagies will just raise their price accordingly.

>>36692460
Sounds comfy as fuck lad. I did something similar.

Nice long bath while reading my new book. Now I'm in my jammies eating chicken balls and rice, about to waste the rest of the day on the PlayStation.

Comfy as all hell.

>>36692435
you're cool really, keep your chin up pal

>>36692493
It pisses boomers off because house prices fall.
Also fucks up interest rates for banks.

Basically it's good for the younger generation and bad for the old.

If we keep a conservative gov, being under 30 is going to fucking suck dick.

>>36692539
Thank you, means a lot to get any kindness.

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>>36692493
>KIDS THESE DAYS
howling every time I see someone moaning about how this generation is nothing like they were in my day

>>36692540
>If we keep a conservative gov, being under 30 is going to fucking suck dick.

TFW I'm 30 so I'm all set for life since they are pretty much guaranteed to win!

Oh wait, I'll still have a shitty job, shitty life and be a useless forever alone cunt either way.

Anyone in /britfeel/ pretending that politics matter for you any more than your bennies changing is a fucking delusional lunatic

>>36692538
I just had a nice bath too

>>36692540
>It pisses boomers off because house prices fall.

I fuckin hate boomers

https://youtu.be/2qJ15MGhVSk

Finally

Oc

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>>36692209
>like willies
>for some reason this gets you associated with boys cutting off their willies
>if you say "no don't do that" you're a traitor to your fellow willy-likers

>>36692597
Who makes these drawings and for what purpose? Anime will forever be a mystery to me

>>36692597

Guy with bows in there hair and pretty dresses that hide there willies lovely

>>36692585
Politics matter more than for bennies. A lot of people here work, and having a higher minimum wage will benefit us.

A lot of people here work shit jobs. I've worked a lot of zero-hour contracts and it's all I can find aside from shitty retail at minimum wage, the ban on zero hours and the increased minimum wage will allow me to live outside of poverty as I didn't go to university and have no experience so all the "decent" jobs I can never land...

>>36692597
We're being victimised endlessly, every day someone is having a pop. If you weren't such an underage kid you'd remember when faggots got this treatment and show some support.

>>36692595
jesus christ those slags at the start still act and talk like they did 20 years ago when they were desirable stacies

The left since the Brexit vote-
>we told you they were lying just to get votes! You can't trust them! You're all so backwards and stupid!

Jeremy Corbyn says he will give pay rises to the entire NHS if the vote goes his way.
The left-
>He will though! It's not just to get Votes!

This country is a fucking shambles.

>>36692626
>>>36692597
>Who makes these drawings and for what purpose? Anime will forever be a mystery to me

It really turns me on I wish they would do it just for me
Kinda reasuring to know that other degenerates ahsre my perversions
I wish I could find a dress that fit me properly

>>36692493

Well, with the tories it's an argument of business growth v.s. consumer spending. The theory goes that the higher the minimum wage, the slower business growth is, so slower job creation, more people on the dole etc.. Labour will argue that on the flip side, with more money in people's pockets, consumer spending increases and businesses see an increase in turnover so will grow no matter what.

Generally speaking, Britain remains fairly low in terms of productivity growth, which is largely fueled by long term investments in infrastructure and new, more efficient technology. Since the 2008 crisis we've flatlined on productivity, in some areas going backwards simply to get work (think hand carwashes springing up when we had automatic car washes for 20 years).

I doubt this is going to get any better as companies hold out on any large investments until Brexit resolves itself, and whether we're at a productivity level currently that can handle a minimum wage increase is debatable, but given that overall wage growth became uncorrellated with productivity since the late 70s, and that executive pay has exceeded all other wage growth, I'm inclined to say that the lower half of the pyramid has been starved of investment for the aggrandizement of the top and that some form of downward investment is going to be inevitable in order to keep the economy from going belly-up.

>>36692595
Humans were a mistake
Originally

>>36692648
I don't want to support you because your cause is idiotic though

>>36692673
But it's one anime girl drilling the other ones head I don't understand

>>36692666
The majority of brexit voters are fucked since all they care about is immigration. Corbyn loves his pakis and Sharia May is getting this easy win so she can do a soft brexit without as much backlash.

Completely lost the will to start university in September . What do

>>36692675
The problem with Tories they do not care about the poor they are just there to let the rich get richer
We are meant to be one of the richest countries in the world and the economy is doing well we can afford to pay a higher minimum wage fund schools and NHS more

>>36692696
Good thing you're an irrelevant, bitter, bigot and the homosexual community is right behind me.

>>36692707
Kill myself please uo

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>the homosexual community is right behind me.

>>36692719
>if you say "no don't do that" you're a traitor to your fellow willy-likers
Like clockwork

>>36692675
This explains it all very well. The conservative argument that I didn't understand was that higher minimum wage would slow business growrth.. but they neglect to consider that their sales could improve with more money in people's pockets as a result of higher wages.

I agree that we need investment in this country, the only jobs I can find are minimum wage retail and call centres, dodgy self-employed care jobs and door-to-door marketing (never again for both).

What are ways the country can invest to increase quality and quantity of jobs?

>>36692697
>>>36692673 (You)
>But it's one anime girl drilling the other ones head I don't understand

I dont know back story / sauce
Just good stuff to fap to while fantasising about being pretty in a pretty dress with a pretty bow in my hair and making love to some pretty thing in a pretty dress with a pretty bow in thier hair

>>36692675
>>36692666
Brexit has been a fucking awful shambles propagated by fearmongering the old and the stupid and the racist.

Prove me wrong.

>>36692704
Everyone is fucked lad.

No matter what happens, we're all fucked in the end. No one gets what they want and we have to smile and take the arse raping.

so confused

I listen to this american podcast but they always have uk adverts like go compare and the territorial army, do they put out a different version for uk itunes or something?

>>36692666
Corbyns track-record on honesty and integrity is pretty damn good. The Conservatives and the brexit campaigners were all incredibly dishonest

>>36692713

I can't disagree with you mate. Sadly there are enough people in this country that feel as though the economy is a zero-sum game, and equate efficiency with being cold and callous to the needy - despite all studies suggesting the opposite.

>it's may

>>36692713
Exactly.

By investing in our country we can improve everyone's quality of life, and continue to prosper. Everyone is poorer under the Tories except the 1% due to VAT and rent/food prices skyrocketting whereas wages flatline.

>>36692768
Everyone was dishonest in the referendum. It was an absolute cluster fuck.

The only way to fix this world is a new plague so we can start fresh. I volunteer as patient zero

>>36692758
You're not going to catch me arguing with that

IVE JUST SPLIT MY MOUTH OPEN ON AN ICE POP FUCCCCCCKIIIN ELL

>>36692760
If Labour win I get a better minimum wage.. It's not everything but it's something. I don't share your pessimism.

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>>36692760
>No one gets what they want and we have to smile and take the arse raping.
But this time I don't have new Peep show to dream about.

>>36692817
Put some salt on it to serialise the wound

>>36692798
Corbyn wasn't.
He spoke pretty damn clearly and honestly on his own opinions on the EU (mostly very critical) but said that leaving the EU under a Tory government anmd leaving them responsible for it would be an awful plan.

Perfectly rational and honest is it not?

I'm not saying most politicians aren't dishonest. I'm saying that Corbyn is honest..

>>36692737

You wouldn't believe how much they're being paid.

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>>36692817
did you mistake a delicious ice pop for a sword lad?

>>36692761
Yep they use your IP to track where you're from lad, you should know this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hS0Xotr5hM

Very relatable video lads.

>>36692747

One thing I don't know about with the minimum wage increase is where the money then goes - we've fucked ourselves in some ways by allowing the UK to become a captive consumer to international interests. If we get a minimum wage increase, but then all our cash goes to amazon, apple, e.on energy, arriva trains, etc., how much of it actually stays in the UK? We become reliant on the efficiency of our corporate tax system - which as I understand it is completely dependent on there being the political will to actually enforce it. Are the Tories going to make these international companies pay their taxes? I fucking doubt it.

A minimum wage increase on it's own, I simply think will fuck small to medium sized domestic businesses. It has to come with more robust arrangements to hold international businesses accountable.

>>36692768
I agree with you but does anyone actually believe Corbyn has a chance? He'll never be PM.

>>36692859
How much? This is a very original post.

Tfw no sex drive at all
Think there's something wrong with me lads

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Is there a better way to spend a bank holiday off work? I think not.

Sat with a brew and a couple of easter eggs I picked up for 35p each from the newsagents. weather isn't bad so I have got the window and the curtains open, having a smoke and about to have a nice long wank.

Fuck all of your politics bollocks. I am living the dream.

>>36692958
I'll have a cheeky go on your willy lad. See if we can jump start it

>>36693001
>pepe is feeling good again
I miss the pre-sadfrog days