time for a good old boozecohol thread got some decent rum and

>>36680785
>Not buying cheap plastic bottle vodka because you're an alcoholic that is broke

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>>36680785
Why not just take a picture of your drink on a desk or table like a normal man?

Why always make the picture 90% about your dumb fat balding girly head?

>>36680785
jesus christ man you're looking worse

gained some weight I see.

stop drinking and start counting calories please.

>>36680785
>tfw Nordic viking emo washing the pain away

Were you crying OP?

Guys he gets it everywhere else, he doesn't need it here and from you of all people.

>>36680975
>Nordic viking

More like celtic midget

>>36681044
>he
>you

this is an anonymous message board.

If you want to post pictures of your big fat fucking ginger face with a username, go back to redddit or tumblr.

what a mean thread, these used to be kinda comfy. shame on all of you.

>>36680785
is jack daniel's a good place to start my drinking career?
t. never been drunk

>>36681088
Why does he have to do that? Because you said so?

>>36680876
I'm not broke though
>>36680948
I drank most of my calories today t b h
>>36681003
nah, I'm just baked
>>36681097
George Dickel is a far better Tennessee whiskey

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>>36681130
>>36681092
hey we can do whatever we want, right?

I can post gay shit in this thread, because gay shit is my poison, and he can be a tripfag attention whore & post pictures of his face all over, why not

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>>36680785
mm today I drank a hot cum :3

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>>36680785
this tastes vaguely like mangos
hate beer typically but this is pleasant

>>36681289
You don't have to open his threads.
And you don't have to be a asshole.

And ohhh you sure got us posting gay guys like we haven't seen that a million times on here. Its so shocking!

In the UK, in 2014 there were 8,697 alcohol-related deaths
However, if you include deaths where alcohol was a contributing factor (such as various cancers, falls and hypertensive diseases), the figure increases to 21,512. 13,971 for males and 7,541 for females
Alcohol is 10% of the UK burden of disease and death, making alcohol one of the three biggest lifestyle risk factors for disease and death in the UK, after smoking and obesity
Alcohol related harm costs England around 21bn per year, with 3.5bn to the NHS, 11bn tackling alcohol-related crime and 7.3bn from lost work days and productivity costs
In the UK in 2012-13, there were 1,008,850 hospital admissions related to alcohol consumption where an alcohol-related disease, injury or condition was the primary reason for hospital admission or a secondary diagnosis
Alcohol now costs the NHS 3.5bn per year, equal to 120 for every tax payer
A fifth (29%) of all violent incidents in 2013-14 took place in or around a pub or club. This rises to 42% for stranger violence.

Stop drinking

>>36681593
Its actually sickness and violence that cause ppl to drink not the other way around.

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Last maybe 2-3 weeks? Only got Tesco tonight though.

>>36681510
sounds nice, will pick that up next time I get beer
>>36681748
>vodka
nasty, at least get some cheap rum m8

>>36681776
>nasty, at least get some cheap rum m8
Prefer vodka, cheaper.

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samson can I come visit you and drink with you tomorrow

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Yo, dawg. Do you ever feel like quitting, even deep down? Just asking because I did, but struggled for years. But somehow getting fucked up off DXM killed my alcohol addiction almost overnight (took 3-4 trips). You should give it a shot, as you look pretty rough. All it ever did was fuck up my organs and skin and face, make me dull, make me feel like shit, and waste my money. I mean, I can understand wanting to be numb, but fuck that.

I never even intended it to have such an effect. I was just desperate to get fucked up and couldn't get any booze due to an expired license. Just get some Delsym from Walmart or Assured Cough Relief at the Dollar Tree. I have no interest in booze beyond it's culinary uses, and I literally poured out 3/4 of a 1.5L bottle of good vodka without a regret, other than the money I wasted buying it to "see how I'd handle it."

no alcohol for me only dude weed

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>>36681536
I'm just posting my poison! Shame on you for trying to shame me this place used to be cool!

>>36681737
thank you

mental illness is a product of a person's environment

a person's environment is not a product of their mental illness unless other people are fuckwads who keeps forcing the victim into learned helplessness.

for example, people don't avoid me because i'm depressed and bitter. i don't act depressed or bitter socially. i'm depressed and bitter because people avoid me.

the more i ghost on people and ignore them when they really need someone to talk to, the more likely they'll probably snap and kill me. so i just don't ghost on them and try to be there and listen to them.

unfortunately people already know this and intentionally engineer scenarios that would exacerbate their so-called "friends'" feelings of loneliness and self-worthlessness

>>36681843
yeah, but it tastes like rubbing alcohol
>>36681969
sometimes, but I'm too hedonistic, self destructive and weak willed to stop
>>36682006
why not both?

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>>36682215
But I was weak willed too, and probably still am. It's just that I think DXM rewired my brain for the better. I'd never say this about any other substance I've tried, even shrooms. I literally feel better as a person: more creative, emotionally open, sociable, and probably other things. I never intended to quit, it's just after tripping and passing by the alcohol section at Walmart, it didn't interest me anymore. I don't get antsy to drink to pass the time or enhance an experience. I don't feel the urge whenever I see someone on TV talk about booze or drink it. If you wanna be hedonistic, DXM is pretty cool too. It's an introspective, borderline psychedelic trip. Someone once described it as a designer drug that has a minor side effect as being effective for cough relief, which is what is disguised as. I think that's an accurate assessment.

I once did 1125mg DXM Hbr and sort of lost touch with reality, looking at my body in the dark and thinking it looked so alien, and feeling like our physical form and the life we live was all a facade, and we were just pretending until we reached what "actually" comes next. Not saying I believe that, but it's what I experienced.

>>36682008
Oh did I make you feel shamed? I didn't mean too. I'm sorry.

We are cool still.

I'm cool with gsy guys. You can suck as much dick, eat as much ass and cum as you want my friend.

And remember, it gets better.

not sure if I should take another shot or smoke another bowl, so I'm gonna do both

x I abstain x

Currently drinking a glass of some local single malt since I nearly drank all my Evan Williams last night. After this glass, I'll move onto Evan Williams.

And, by a glass, I mean the whiskey is served neat and the glass was initially 3/4ths full.

>>36680785
>Appleton estate
I had an amazing rum from them once called Rare 12. Rums tend to be too sugary for me but that Jamaican (British) stuff is surprisingly good. There's another "Jamaican" British rum out there that's clear and really strong that has a great flavor but it's so strong that you either need to mix it or drink a chaser immediately.

Now I feel like having a drink. Fuck it... scotch time.

>>36680785
Damn you'd look mighty fine if you lost some weight

>>36680785
pilsner 12 pack here

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Currently I'm drinking Yuengling lager, and soon I'll be making a mixed drink of cheap Cane Run rum with 100% grape juice. I am NEET so I'm trying to save money.

>>36683877
You should spare that grape juice and ferment it into wine.

give me your bathory shirt

>tfw completely broke and literally have no money for anything including alcohol

The medication I'm on makes alcohol less enjoyable anyways, but still, I miss it

>>36680785
Did you enjoy it lad? That's local rum and i quite like it

>>36683951
Fermenting takes too long to make. I also don't have the money to buy barrels.

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>>36683746
>Jamaican (British) stuff is surprisingly good
If it was Appleton its not British

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Smirnoff Vodka + Arizona green tea again.

I actually like it. I can get about 6 shots in one can's worth without even being able to taste the alcohol.

>>36681097
Get some belvedere vodka. For 40 bucks it has the quality of an 80 dollar bottle.

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>drinking anything but cold fresh mineral water
>"i am le alcoholic haha let's get drunk! xD"
Why are homo sapiens so retarded?

>>36680785
I've seen your stupid ugly alcoholic face on r9k for months now. Jesus you're a pathetic tripfaggot

>>36686086
Just fuck off away from him then you actual kike.

I followed cough medicine with red wine.
Soon I'll be in the rapturous tender boughs of sleep.

>>36681510
>that reflection
Are you a cute girl?
Will you be MY cute girl?

>>36680785
why dont you ever look fucked up ?

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>>36686694
>He poses with the bottle, then neatly places it back up on the shelf.
>takes a few photos over a short course of time, posts in intervals over a few months to create an illusion of months of heavy drinking.

Samson is pulling the long con. The fact of the matter is, Samson has been slowly building himself up, quaffing chicken and rice each day. Oatmeal and squats.

Samson will post before and after shots of his secret transformation into vikinghood. His gains will baffle r9k ro no end.

And heres the kicker: using his established robot status, he will rise to the top of the arcanine pecking order, and become a bona-fide meme

>>36680785
Aren't you Lusty Lilith's fuckboy?

>>36686991
Holy shit this guy is woke.

>>36680785
Get some sleep you fat braindead fuckwit.

I honestly feel bad for your parents.

>>36686991
You have nothing to corroborate your baseless assumptions.