How well does this describe you fembots?

>>36645608
it describes the attractive ones who only come here once or twice a month

>>36645608
Perfectly encapsulates what it means to be "femanon"

So yeah, pic related is me

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That's such an ugly fucking meme. You described sub basic bitches. So fucking embarrassing.

Fix yourselves. This is when actual culture reaches the bottom of the barrel and becomes a pepe used on cnn.

Also if you like Grimes, you're really stupid.

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>>36645632
>I'm not like other girls
Of course it's not original

It doesn't describe me at all.
I don't follow silly internet trends.

>>36645699
they mean the music genre not the musician
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SuHWMaNY48

>>36645699
>sub basic bitches
And those are...?
You seem like you know a lot about this shit, can you expand on it?

>>36645608
only the 4chan and the dyed hair
replace everything else with autism, alcohol and loneliness and that'd be me

>>36645773
What would your started pack contain?

>>36645845
>autism, alcohol and loneliness
nice, a female version of me
let's get drunk together

>>36645858
im at least tipsy 24/7 so i guess im getting drunk together with any alcoholfag around

>>36645925
>im at least tipsy 24/7
How can you afford that?

>>36645957
>How can you afford that?
Not her, but I wanna bet cheap vodka and neet.
I know because that's how I do it.

>>36645608
My /r9k/ gf wears chokers all the time, just bought a pink wig, is a weeaboo, goes on tumblr for shitty memes and cute outfits, obviously browses 4chan, knows a bit of japanese, used to smoke and is on antidepressants but not benzos.
None of the other stuff applies

>>36645848
I don't know. I don't take anything seriously enough to let it define me, and my fashion style is very utalitarian.

It'd be blank, I guess.

>tfw some if the things there apply to me and I'm nale

WTF

>>36646016
I hope it's not the chocker

>>36645984
>Not her, but I wanna bet cheap vodka and neet.
Sounds very good. Are you drinking tonight?

How easy is it to find a girl that fits that description?

That's my type desu

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>>36645608
internet bitches are 10/10 though

>>36645957
>>36645984
right about the shitty cheap vodka, but i do work.
a lot of my coworkers are drunk degenerates as well, i guess it's common in the food industry
i live with my jobless mom and my work money goes to alcohol, food for mom, and rent

>>36645783
yeah i'm not going to waste my saturday talking about some 3rd tier yung wave kyc vintage retards who are too broke to even afford yohji lmao. also that hair color is trash and worse than box dye, that choker is overplayed and the cobra snake back pre-uffie was the only time scene was alive. and you were either in it or not.

please go to someone who actually knows fashion and show them your meme and watch them cringe lol. even people like keith ape and all his friends / acquaintainces hate people like that. so damn corny, they are literally the hicks hillbillies of everything rofl

>>36646068
You should move in with me after your mom dies so we can be drunk neets together

>>36646052
>>36646064
Please don't encourage them. They're just basic bitches who found 4chan.

>>36646016
Wow my typos are getting progressively worse

Getting Curb stomped truly does cause brain damage

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>>36646110
>basic bitches who found 4chan.
my fav desu

>>36646047
>Are you drinking tonight?
Yeah, but right now I have a bottle of rum in front of me. Gotta change it up sometimes.

>>36645608
How is nike part of "I'm not like the other girls"?
Otherwise
>choker
>thigh highs
>4chinnz
>weed
>weeaboo
>Animu and Mango
I wouldn't mind at all.

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>>36646092
>You should move in with me after your mom dies
Smooth as ever anon

>>36646110
I want a basic bitch that found 4chan more than I want most women

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Please post more internet staceys and other cool girls fitting this style, i love them

>>36646198
You know they're taking more cock than a mcnugget factory right?

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why would you wear a 90s choker with adidas?

proof all of you are so shitty at fashion lol.


i forgot all of you are hopeless, blind, and 10 years behind everything. people who would wear fedora, cape, cargo shorts to a wedding

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all I want is a basic bitch that found 4chan to do drugs with and listen to music with
too bad they're all busy being fake lesbians

>>36646191
>How is nike part of "I'm not like the other girls"?
nike/adidas is tumblr as fuck

>>36646198
basic bitches would just laugh at you

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>she will never triple-post-ironically call you daddy
>she will never be your memewhore

>>36646191
>How is nike part of "I'm not like the other girls"?
Western whores are appropriating Slav vulture

>>36646145
Nice, what's your skype?

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>>36646318
Memewhores are reasonably entertaining but usually lack in OC. Kind of like giving plebbit a pussy. I'd be the bane to an original memewhore's wayne.

>some fagnut cares about muh fashion
>on r9k
Nigger you can be glad the legal system forces to wear cloths.

>>36646318
That would just make me cringe. How can you have such shit taste

I can enjoy anime, and thigh highs are cute when worn in the bedroom. Everything else is a nope for me.

you know how retards claim that meme culture trickles down from 4chan to mainstream really fucking late?

you guys are like that with anything upper tier

>>36646395
kek your post actually illustrates really well why i like them. you take things far too seriously. a big part of the allure of these internetty cunts is that theyre wannabe sadgirls who dont really care about anything so they fuck around and say things ironically like that because its whatever.
but eh. if you dont get it you dont get it, simple as that.

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>>36646445
You're fucking deluded if you think I'm the one taking "internet culture" seriously and not them.

>>36646497
if it makes you cringe you take it pretty seriously
theyre just indifferent and trying to have a good time through drugs and memes, its chill

>>36646227
That can be said about most women

>>36645608
>4chan yes
>/a/ yes
>tumblr for fanfiction and porn

Everything else no.

I just want a latina sadgirl gf with thicc lips

>>36646573
>>tumblr for fanfiction and porn
what kind

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>>36646600
>latina
why
sadwhitegirl.tumblr.com is top tier aesthetics

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>>36646601
The answer to both is Elsanna

>>36646623
Why don't you focus on seducing your actual sister? It's achievable, you know.

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>>36646648
Literally what I've been doing, anon.

>>36646702
How? What's the progress like?

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>>36646521
>NO U
kek ok.
It's not like they're using "internet culture" to make up for their lack of personality

>don't really care about anything so they fuck around and say things ironically because it's whatever
>trying to have a good time through drugs and memes, it's chill
Honestly you sound braindead so they're probably perfect for you.

>>36646747
>2017
>he isn't smart enough to succumb to nihilism and subsequently hedonism
lmao what are you doing buddy

>>36645957
Women don't have to pay for alcohol anon
They can literally go to any bar and act half interested to get free drinks

>>36646731
Long story short, we've drunkenly kissed in a cab a few weeks ago and since then have been escalating slowly, but mostly 'practice' kissing and touching but last night she, uh, rubbed me off.
The greentext is in the hug your imouto thread.

>>36646747
>>36646769
>he isn't intelligent enough to irrevocably fuck his brain up with drugs
laughingbasicbitches.jpg

>>36646822
Oh, you're just an autistic roleplayer. Meh should have seen that coming I guess.

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>>36646769
How the fuck are you real? You sound like a parody of reddit. I'm willing to bet your life is nowhere near as hedonistic as you think/wish it is. You're probably some kid who thinks he's Gatsby because he smokes weed while watching Rick and Morty with his college roommate.

>>36646942
>he smokes weed while watching Rick and Morty with his college roommate.
i mean i do literally do that but im not in college so

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>>36646956
You're just the male equivalent of what this thread is about. Why are you even here? I'm not even joking when I say reddit is more your speed.

>>36647086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KesjqVaY-e0

>>36647116
ONE PERFECT NIGHT'S NOT ENOUGH

UNFINISHED WITH THE BETTER PART OF ME NO LONGER MIINEE

>>36647086
Seriously though how fucking retarded do you have to be to not be a nihilist

>>36647116
https://youtu.be/xxi_kpDfUjA

only part of it thats true is the 4chan and tumblr shit the rest is fucking melanie martinez tier garbage

>>36647225
post your tumblr
sgd

Don't forget nose piercings

>>36647259
my tumblr blog is fucking empty lmao i just use it to follow other blogs

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>>36645608
I don't even come here much anymore, but I'd just like to tell you this. Fuck you for ruining this board by fawning over faggots pretending to be women, you underaged piece of shit.

>>36646271
fr fr, sounds pretty comfy desu

>>36647300
>he hasnt used r9k to fuck several nerdy fembots
HAHAHAHHAAH

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>>36647175
>Dude, what if nothing matters but, like, weed and memes. Hahaha wouldn't that be gnarly, fuck you mom and dad.
Just below that level of retarded.

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this is now this type of thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXP5mhIvNhs

>>36647365
i know dude but its still true and no amount of making fun of it will change that. sorry

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>>36647396
If nothing matters why don't you kill yourself? Duuude?

>>36647365
That Rick and Morty meme is fucking with me

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>>36647439
??
implying im not gonna

people who dont kill themselves are basically retarded
just gonna fuck sluts and do drugs first

>>36647365
i showed my college roommate that i smoke with this and he cracked the fuck up like me. thanks man

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>>36647460
Make it quick buddy. You said it yourself, it's not like taking drugs and fucking sluts matter because we'll all be dead. Just do it before you have to change your personality to what's cool again.

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>>36647531
jsut because it doesn't matter doesn't mean i can't do it. i like doing it so i will. this is what hedonism means lol come on keep up

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>>36647572
All the hedonists I know spend Saturday nights on 4chan. I guess you "just like it man" so it's all good.

>>36647611
how is it saturday night right now
it isnt
but yeah i might

>fembots
>real

kys
y
s

>>36645699
it's uk grime you literal subhuman

I don't even know what most of that stuff is. My hair isn't dyed, I don't wear thigh-highs or chokers.

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>>36647627
I wish you the best in trying to be the most edgy and unique by acting exactly like every single other useless millenial on the planet. Enjoy your shitty progrock, your oregano-mixed weed, and your one night stands with 6/10s.

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>>36647784
sounds ace

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>>36645608
Lol. For me "I'm not like other girls" meant reading a lot (always nonfiction), learning computer hardware and software, and composing orchestral music. Plus trivial things like not giving a shit about clothes and refusing to wear any kind of makeup/jewelry/etc. or showing any skin.

The funny thing is that my interests usually put me more in contact with guys than with girls. That was nice because it kept me completely out of the vapid, bitchy girl social cliques. Most guys are rational, mellow, and transparent, which makes them easy to understand and to get along with. Many girls put on a false front, and are snobby and superficial, which tends to irritate me.

>>36648373
can I listen to some of your orchestral music?

>>36648373
>my interests usually put me more in contact with guys than with girls. That was nice because it kept me completely out of the vapid, bitchy girl social cliques. Most guys are rational, mellow, and transparent, which makes them easy to understand and to get along with.

That's code for swallowing sausages as a sport and you know it.

>>36647365
>Big Bang Theory for people who make fun of Big Bang Theory
I couldn't put my finger on it, but it all makes sense now.

>>36648373
>Most guys are rational, mellow
Kind of.
>and transparent
No.

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>when the nihilists kick up a stink

Only the 4chan symbol applies to me, the rest is edgy shit that teens do to be """different"""

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>>36645608

Weed, 4chan, colored hair (only to look like pic related), and chokers (every once and awhile). The rest is try hard shit. Especially the "meme boys" thing. That shit is the fucking worst.

>>36649361
>Weed, 4chan, colored hair (only to look like pic related), and chokers (every once and awhile).
Be gf.

>>36649361
be my yui gf, we will share whats in our hearts and become gods

>>36649373

Well SOMEONE'S a Rei-fag :)

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Stoners will hang

>>36645608
This is an outdated style already. it was a thing from 2013-early2016

>>36649426
>Well SOMEONE'S a Rei-fag :)
Actually the other three things are what made me interested. I prefer Asuka. Or someone who might be able to change my mind.

>>36649407

I wish only to be naked and gigantic lol not really I have severe body image issues but you know what I mean

>>36649490

The sad thing is I probably wouldn't be able to.

>>36645608
Is this British? Don't know if the Yanks use North Face? All our Chavs wear it like anything.

>>36649548
Wow. That is actually kind of cute and activated my beta white knight protective instincts. Well played.

>>36645608
Girls do NOT have hook ups for lean

And only trap hoes go to parties with lean

>>36646271
I knew someone who looked just like that. Don't think it is.

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>>36649639
>Don't think it is.
kek retard

>>36646251
Most of the Chavettes I know look like that.

>>36649598

>activated my beta white knight protective instincts


Makes sense seeing as you are an Asukafag. But beta's are cute.

>>36645608
I got anime, smoking, 4chan.

I did know someone EXACTLY fucking like this though, but they were "trans".

Don't trust "women" on the internet.

I'm a real vagina having woman, but 90% of the "women" I meet online are "trans" (bonus for being roleplaying "lesbians")

>>36649554

youre a decade behind senpai

>>36649671
>Makes sense seeing as you are an Asukafag.
How so? Every guy is like that, don't you know? Also I am not a fag.

>>36649701

>Every guy is like that, don't you know


I'm not so sure
>Also, I'm not a fag


Aw. That's cute.

Not into manga/anime
Don't wear chokers
Have natural hair (I did dye it before)
Never smoked

Have old Tumblr that I don't use

>>36649730
>Aw. That's cute.
What? How is it cute? What is your skype?

>>36649773

Are you new here? Everyone gets called a fag for something they like. Especially Reifags and Asukafags. Just take the thing they like and add fag at the end of it. Bam!


Also I don't have skype.

>>36649825
Urgh yes I know that.

What do you have?

>>36649613
Do people seriously drink lean on a regular basis? The only people I've met who drink lean are people who are too poor to afford any other drug, or just can't get any other drugs in that moment.

Literally the most shit-tier high, if I had to describe it, it's like when you have a fever and you keep drifting in and out of sleep and you just have that constant "out of it" groggy feeling, that's kind of what it feels like but multiplied by 3. You'll probably feel sick to your stomach the whole time too, depending on how much you drink or what type of cough syrup you're using.

>>36645781
>Not posting Smithy Boy and Patrician Crew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L2hPu-V6hU

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>>36648373
>Most guys are rational, mellow, and transparent, which makes them easy to understand and to get along with. Many girls put on a false front, and are snobby and superficial, which tends to irritate me.

Fucking hell leave this place

>>36649361
>>36645845
>>36646191
>chokers
>dyed hair

Please be single, slutty and into being abused and raped.

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wowwww girls with chokers must be soooo terrible and whoreyy lolz!!sss!!

literally every one of you have such bad taste like 90s chokers aren't the only ones that exist and it's about how you wear it, not what you wear. op's image is total cringe if you think that's "cooool"" lmaoooahahahhhahahaha

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>things that will baffle the dumbman

(aka every robot ever ! *^^*)

>>36650394
>>36650407
Those look even sluttier. Bitch/

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https://www.etsy.com/shop/ShopPinkPanda

oh my gosh they're all satnas spawnnnnn

https://www.etsy.com/shop/IzaBelaJewels? insanity.

>>36650429
lmao don't be j you can't pull anything off because of your ginormous adam's apple, tranface :)

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wow this girl is def illuminati.

i know she has NO qualms about fucking me

NONE
none!Q!!!!!NONEEEEEL MAO

>>36650394
>tfw no Yura girlfriend

>>36647698
>uk grime
>any better
lol

>>36650407
>>36650495
>Tfw no yura girlfriend to tie to your bedstand and fuck like a whore

>>36646522
exactly, so why are the basic whores any better? The only difference is that they realize 4chan has a limitless reserve of faggots like us who will bend over backwards for her.

>>36646445
>being this poor at english and expecting people to take you seriously
Words exist for a reason. Use your brain, form coherent thoughts, and apply it to your posts. You don't even have to critically think, just try not to sound like a 14 year old next time

>>36650791
buddy you have no idea

UK garage is nice2

>>36647175
You don't even know what nihlism means

>>36650858
Men don't respect you for good reasons, just reminding you of that.

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Some PC Music acts are all right desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teonOcW_m20

>>36650884
Who? What? lol

think you replied to the wrong post <3

t. girl who has many people tell me their parents would love me, i'm the girl their parents told them about all their lives, et cetera ^_^

how shameful of you :( don't be delusional OR disillusioned, ok? ^_^! there are good reasons for that. ;)

>>36651008
You sound cute. But you shouldn't listen to retarded shit like UK garage, or do drugs etc.

>>36650816
I don't think you do. Go back to being ironically ironic and leave the rest of us alone.

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>>36650884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCyk439-hv8

*remains unaffected, because you must clearly. have the wrong person lol*

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>>36650946
Also some garage is gr8 but house > garage on average

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByLpQTsBGfs

>>36651065
>>36651117
>>36651008
>>36650858
All of these posts are Yura.

>>36651033
?????? i don't do drugs nor do i listen to uk garage. i'm saying i acknowledge uk garage and grime as genres from the UK which are pivotal to/for their culture. the US lacks its own culture when it comes to music; in terms of a collective sound. other than hip hop and rap.

are YOU on drugs? clearly you have no idea what you're talking about if 1) you accuse me of taking drugs and 2) ever being a druggie and 3) as if i've listened to a song of uk garage since 2000's when it came in the radio in craig david or daniel bedingfield / arftul dodger days.

also i can listen to rammstein or heavy metal and still be classier than your entire lineage. so please get. <3 :)

>>36646271
Fake lesbians? Dude we can like do that stuff.. You don't need a grill to have a bro, bro.

>>36651140
wrong, because you're stupid. lmao.

this is what happens when idiots think they're right. except you're not worth the screenshot.

This is now a choons thread, post choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqqEJgrhEX4

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i knew this thread was garb from the start but i'd be a fool to get dragged in lmao. do yourself a favor and go make a fruit bowl of various kinds or veggie platter! gosh

>thinks of reddit4chanmeetup.jpg
>cringe internally and externally and soulfully sigh

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This is what I imagine anytime anyone posts. Or says anything, ever. No.

>>36645608
You forgot kpop.

>>36651165
>>36651221
Why are you always such a bitch?

>>36651244
Me in the back right

>>36646271
right? I hooked up with one who had a "girlfriend" at the time. wouldn't let me fucc though

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I'm a guy but:
>watch more anime than you
>know more japanese than you
>self-aware enough to not dictate my fashion around transient internet memes
>have enough self-respect to not browse tumblr
>finger always on the pulse of the zeitgeist
Women and men who fall for this kind of stuff are just brainlets. Pic related, a dummy.

Girls on 4chan are good for rape and not much else.

Remember that if you're a 4chan girl who likes Nike/Adidas/Anime/K-Pop/Ironic meme rap etc, that you deserve rape and abuse.

>tumblr
>choker
>animaymays
>dude weed
that about it

>>36651527
>>tumblr
>>choker
>>animaymays
>>dude weed
B gf

>>36651527
>choker

Honestly, if a guy admitted to you that he found chokers a turn on, would it annoy you?

>>36645608
I wear a choker, because I've a big man jaw and it helps show off my narrow neck atleast, and distract from that big ole man face.

Other than that anime is a nice get away. I don't do drugs and I don't really like spending money on brand clothes. I don't feel like I'm all that different from other girls, I'm just a hikki

>>36648373
the worst kind of stuck up cunt

>>36645608
Only the 4chan part (obviously) and anime.
also zoloft>xanax
xanni is a meme drug

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>>36650394
>>36650407
>>36650495
You're autistic if you think any of that looks good.
>mfw /fa/ and /cgl/'s shit taste is amplified when combined

>4chan
>Tumblr
>Cigarettes
These are the only ones that apply to me, quite frankly I (most of the time) dislike girls who relate to this 100%
Not that I'm any better, theyre just usually tacky basic attention whores with daddy issues.

>>36651931
>Tumblr
>Cigarettes
>not a tacky basic attention whore with daddy issues
elemayo

>>36648373
>complains about other girls being snobby and superficial while being snobby and superficial
I really hope this is bait

>>36651783
>I'm just a hikki

pls be my choker wearing hikki gf

>>36651931
If I saw you smoking while wearing a t-shirt and tight jeans I'd try to rape you.

>>36651783
>choker
>hikki
Pretty fucking neato. Would worship.

>>36651964
?????? LOL
I never claimed I wasnt any of that, I just dislike it in other girls

>>36652062
yeah you're just weird as fuck
and i bet you look like shelga

>>36652129
When did you first realize you were into rape fantasies? What age was it?

>>36652197
Wow dude nice i just got rekt

>>36652062
>I just dislike it in other girls
So you just hate yourself. Not a surprising revelation.

>>36652338
>orced to do things she didnt like.
Post skype.

>>36652338
you sound so tragic

>uses kek while talking about sex fantasies

uhh lol

>>36652322
Most of the time im not good friends with people who are a lot like me since our personalities clas especially since girls a very competitive but like i said, i dont relate to OPs image 100%, only to 3 things.

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This described me way better than that as a fembot to be honest famlet.

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>>36652062
>I don't like the other girls even though I admit I'm identical to the other girls
>>36652238
>Wow dude nice i just got rekt
Go back to tumblr.

>>36645608
Grime is shit but there's nothing wrong with a cheeky bit of Astroid Boys

>>36652338
>the story was a girl getting raped or forced to do things she didnt like.

Cute.

Have you ever done this stuff IRL?

>>36652462
Want to be my gf? Borgagino

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>>36652518
How do I into grimes???? I'm a fembot so please be nice to me. Ugu. >_<

>>36652462
do you smell like cats?

>>36652062
>hates that another girl but you wears X
>you're too ugly to even pull it off KEKeroni

you sound like a dream

>>36652609
Yeah baby! I wanna get it on!

>>36652462
You're from lolcow aren't you?

You lolcow girls are not good at all. You're horrible to other women.

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>>36652632
No one hate cats. I only like kittens. I don't own either.
>>36652656
Uh ok then.

>>36652730
Kill yourself you soc reject

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>>36646113
it's ok bro I'm brain damaged from head trauma too

>>36652730
Why are lolcow girls so slutty and cruel?

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>>36652758
I love you

I bet this first time anyone said that to you :(

>>36652788
How am I slutty you nincompoop? I'm. A. Virgem.

>>36648373
you tend to irritate me

this is original.

>>36652835
I've seen your thread you have about sexual fantasies on there.

>>36652800
Doesn't matter its worthless text on a screen from a ugly fat cow, its about as meaningless as public apologies. Fuck off back to your tumblr blog bitching about non issues.

>>36652866
Youre a dick you're a dick think your words are so slick.

>>36652835
Even if you weren't lying about being a virgin, you'd still be an attentionwhore.

>>36652908
Whiteknight to the rescue, go lick her toilet bowl or something cuck.

>>36645608
Only the 4chan and the Japanese apply. The other things I have zero interest in or am turned off by.

>>36652928
I am. But it's only half the time. Or less. :)

My moto is live love laugh. Try it sometime. :D

>>36645608
>thigh highs
>dyed hair
>chokers
>know moonrunes
>4chan
>memes?
Degeneracy without the drugs/sex I guess.

Just the weed, stockings, and tumblr. My hair is dyed but it's not that obnoxious.

>>36652987
So you're screwed up in those typical ways, but you're not actually fun in any way and wouldn't let an anon do shit to you in bed.

What's the point of you again?

>>36651244
God fucking damn hahahahaha

>>36652969
>My moto is live love laugh. Try it sometime. :D
>only an attentionwhore half the time.
If a semi splattered that empty skull over 50 feet of asphalt today, no one would miss you and the world would be an overall better place.

>>36652987
>know moonrunes
taking Japanese 101 and 102 doesn't count as knowing moonrunes.

>>36653033
>wouldn't let an anon do shit to you in bed.
Incorrect. I probably have more kinks than you do. And I would try almost everything once.

>>36652969
>My moto is live love laugh. Try it sometime. :D
Try walking a mile in these shoes you daft fucking cunt and lets see you live by that motto.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>>36653015
>My hair is dyed but it's not that obnoxious.
Only you think this.

>>36647086
>marx
>colonel sanders
really gets the neurons firing

>>36653068
>would try almost everything once.
>>>/lgbt/ until your roleplay improves

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>>36653046
I love you too my lil munchkin idiot man. :)

>>36653015
See:
>>36653033

Fembot, what is the point of you if you've got slut stockings, tumblr, dyed hair etc but don't actually fuck?

>>36653068
>I probably have more kinks than you do

List the most fucked up ones then.

>>36653150
stop using other people's smiley faces because you sure as fuck didn't use it before, copyass bitch.

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>>36653071
>Broke as nigga worth nothing tellin me to gtfo

Make me

>>36653150
>Being such a low tier bottom of the barrel bitch you have to fish for attention on r9k
Whenever you kill yourself make sure to livestream it you ugly smelling hambeast.

>>36653198
jump off a cliff you retarded roastie cunt

>>36653198
>hating white guys

KYS. Koreans have the smallest penises in the world.

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>>36653166
>>36653208
Um no.
>worthless people who actually should be driven to suicide telling MOI to kms.
Make me losers xD

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>>36649501
>I wish only to be naked and gigantic

>tfw no giant naked fembot gf

>>36645608
I'm a disgusting mess so only the weed describes me really. I'd try all the other shit but I know that that's for people that are capable of emotional relationships and actually being attractive without needing a fetish to justify it.

>>36653259
A female has no worth beyond her looks so if you're on here you're destined for suicide because no male is ever going to settle for a ugly dumb hambeast. You're more pathetic than robots who fish for attention in tranny threads, you're the literal equivelant of that.

>>36646064
All bitches are basic bitches. Some are just more equal than others.

>>36653321
>I'm a disgusting mess
Be my gf.

>>36653343
Sorry, I'm hardly even a girl anyway so it wouldn't really count. Thanks for the offer though.

>>36653390
Go drown in a river fatass

>>36653338
I dont wanna be
One of the boys
One of the guys

Just give me a chance to prove to chad tonight

That
I just wanna be
One of the girls
Pretty in pearls
Not one of the boys

>>36647086
How the fuck does this work because I only hit like at max 3 of these.

>>36653427
I was planning on hanging myself but that works too.

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>>36653427
You are we need feminism. I don't want some robot to talk to get my number. And then call me ugly when I reject him. Kys dick.

>>36653486
Good now fuck off and stop typing here you goddamn daft cunt, you're unwanted.

>>36653068
>And I would try almost everything once.

even cuckolding?

>>36653494
>Acts surprised when guys are only nice to her as long as sex is on the table
Thats how worthless you are, worth nothing beyond your cheesy shit vagina.

>>36653494
>sees image
>reads post

Intredesting.... this bait is... confusing

>>36653560
Why do you think shes here, a shoulder to cry on for emotional support in between pump and dumps that leaves her broken in and depressed.

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>>36653150
>>36653259
>>36653455
I recognize your posting, and it's always a grab for attention.

Does burying your trainwreck of a life under transparent smugness and tumblr gifs honestly abate the crushing feelings of inadequacy?

>>36653543
Jesus, you sound like my parents

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>>36653565
You sound like a stupid neet recluse loser. Your life must suck so hard lmao

Also I'm a changling so the more hate you sputter the happier I get. I feed off suffering and misery and r9k is my feeding ground.

>>36653648
Theres probably a reason for that, you're a worthless lazy cunt with no fucking value or personality beyond "I have a vagina talk to me."
FUCK OFF ROASTIE

>>36653085
That's probably true.
>>36653164
Why do you assume I wouldn't let anybody do shit to me? I fuck I just don't like xanax or cigarettes

>>36653613
No. And you can't stop me bitch. Fuck you punk.

I do what I want so kys if ya can't deal.
>wants me to kms even tho he is a worthless neet
Make me cuck.

>>36653729
I don't even have a vagina, that goes back to the whole "I'm disgusting and barely even a girl thing". I completely agree with you that I'm worthless.

>>36653657
Its really sad how you feed off negative attention, a thousand places you could be yet you decide to shitpost here where you're not wanted. Go fucking anywhere and find some orbiters like the rest of the girls and stop wasting yours and everyones time. No one wants your baboon cunt here.

>>36645608
I don't understand what half of those things mean, but I occasionally smoke cigarettes and use 4chan

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>>36653771
>Tranny
Out

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>>36653742
>And you can't stop me bitch.
Why would I care if you to stop your public display of insecurity?

>bitch
>punk
>kys
>neet
>cuck
I detect a hint of bitterness.

>>36653740
>Why do you assume I wouldn't let anybody do shit to me?

Boyfriends or hookups or both?

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>>36653792
Yes you do. Everyone does. That's why I feed off your misery. You all want me here. There is no where else but here.

>>36653613
>always a grab for attention
>quote by anon who gives her attention
Consider not responding to shitposting attention whores, newfriend. You are no better than them by enabling their behavior and rewarding their infantile actions.

>>36653818
Yep, told you that you don't want me as a girlfriend.

>>36653895
Nobody wants you here, take a fucking hint, its not ironic when everyones telling you to fucking go neck yourself.

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>>36653861
I detect a loser. :3

Maybe u should suicide?

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>>36653904
STOP FUCKING REPLYING AND LEAVE YOU UGLY FAT NECKBEARD TRANNY

>>36653895
>That's why I feed off your misery
No actual sociopath is satisfied with anonymous online misery.

This is just a bizarre, pathetic attempt at cloaking your own misery.

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>>36653928
I'm not being ironix when I'm telling YOU to kys.

Also you are a pawn roach in my mind games famlet.

>>36653951
I'm not the only one replying.

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>>36653948
>k-k-kys l-loser
oh no how will i ever recover

>>36653967
Who said I didn't feed off irl misery?
I need your misery to feed off of but I'm not a sociopath.

>>36653973
Theres no mind games going on here beyond whatevers inside your faulty defect shit for brains. You have nothing interesting to say or anything of value to provide that the only attention you can get is through trolling and baiting.
Go kill yourself.

>>36653989
Stop posting and fucking neck yourself tranny.

>>36654075
I'll do it when I finally get the courage to.

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>>36654034
You are somehow worse at trolling than /b/tards are

>>36654050
As if you would be considered interesting by ANY standard.

I am more I interesting than you think. :)

>>36654119
Could you muster some fucking courage to leave this fucking board and stop being an annoying fucking zit on r9k.

>>36645608
im not gonna lie i fuck with girls like this. the off ones in the crowd. The ones who just like to get fucked up and fuck, listen to some music. Remindin' me of my highschool days OP.

>>36654150
You literally only shitpost and troll, you have nothing of value to offer anyone, even a fucking dog would abandon a piece of shit like you.

>>36654126
As long as I'm hated I'll be fine. I just want the hatred and anger. Tbh :/

>>36653740
Are you into being humiliated and that kinda stuff?

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>>36654150
>unable to post anything that isn't snarky tumblrisms
>"more I interesting than you think."
You are tangibly less interesting than 99% of posters here.

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>>36654190
>thinks he knows all of my posts and my history here.
>retarded and worthless
>thinks I am not feeding off of him right now.
>projecting how uninteresting he is

Dance my roach. DANCE

well it doesn't describe me because i'm a male..but it kind of describes my gf

>dyed hair (used to)
>xanax (used to)
>weed
>cigs
>anime and manga
>4chan
>memegirl
>choker
>thigh highs
>nike

>>36654259
Provide ONE example on how you are" interesting" to ANYONE.

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Femanons/Fembots are you into:

>Rape fantasies
>Violence during sex, ranging from slapping to biting to beating
>Choking
>General femdom such as pegging
>Sissification
>Bimboification
>Body modifications (tattoos, gauges, piercings and more)
>Cuckolding
>Impregnation
>Anything more exotic (e.g. monster rape)

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>>36654211
>as long as people respond in the most shallow, base, easiest to elicit knee-jerk online reaction I'll be fine
You might actually be more socially deprived than most of /r9k/ claims to be.

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>>36654271
youre a worthless shitposting hambeast, you can fill your time with this shit now but nobody is going to cry over you when you kill yourself.

>>36654298
I'm plenty interesting to my mountain biking and hiking buddies, who genuinely enjoy spending time with me, because I'm not a histrionic drama queen :^)

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>>36654355
>>36654358
>thinks he will be missed or remembered.
Boohoo. Well I ain't leaving whether you like it or not.:)

Live live laugh

>>36654386
I do that too. You aren't as special and unique as you think hun.

>>36654452
>thinks he will be missed or remembered.
Of course I will. Projecting isn't healthy.
You can keep posting, but it's only going to keep tipping us off to how mentally disabled you are.

>>36646085
reading that made me want to punch you jesus christ you're the worst kind of person

>>36654480
You would have said that regardless of what his response was. You're not fooling anyome.

>>36654524
Can you tell me what you will be remembered for? And who will miss you? I'm genuinely curious.

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>>36654480
>female
>mountain biking
good joke tBh

>>36645608
Not at all. I don't wear jewelry or socks or dye my hair or do drugs or listen to music or watch anime.

>>36654480
>>36654561
Jesus, just fuck and get it over with already.

>>36654561
>you tell me what you will be remembered for?
Probably being receptive and levelheaded

>And who will miss you?
Friends and family, silly.
You forget those exist or something?

>>36654552
>>36654565
>>36654565
Damn you sure roasted me.

>>36654643
>I'm btfo but I'll reply anyways so they know I'm shrugging it off
I can practically hear your labored breathing getting faster.

>>36654643
So instead of backing up your claim, you just hide behind your pseudo wit. Ok.

>>36654636
>Can't even think of one fucking LIE about what he will be remembered for.
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>36654639
>not being remembered for something interesting
>Doesn't even have an so.
What a lonely sad exiatance

>>36654300
All of that stuff. Porn has really fucked me up. Guessing other girls on here have similar stories.

>>36654688
How about you show me a pic of your "friends". Im sure you would if they weren't imaginary.

>>36654713
>>Can't even think of one fucking LIE about what he will be remembered for.
>MY FUCKING SIDES

Uh, what? I don't believe you understood my post, and I was never asked the question you think I'm dodging.

But let's address it anyway. I don't need to be remembered for anything because my two children carry on my genetic legacy. That being said, they'll remember me as being a loving father that always did the best he could. With a little luck, others will have seen me that was as well.

>>36654736
Are you actually retarded? I'm not that guy.

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>>36654713
>"so"
Reddit might be more your speed. At least some preteens will remember your screen name after you an hero

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>>36654736
>the notion of having friends is such a foreign concept they need photographic proof to believe it
lmao just how unbearable are you irl?

>>36654835
You genuinely might be retarded tho.
>>36654840
Can you imagine that this whole argument started because I said I wouldn't be some ugly neets gf? Lol.

>>36654886
>Doesn't have a pic of his friends from Facebook or anything at all

Guess you have no real friends after all

Another thread ruined by the autistic Korean American girl.

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>>36654952
I'm not korean American tho.

>>36654903
>this whole argument started because I said I wouldn't be some ugly neets gf
>"You genuinely might be retarded"
pottery
You never even posted anything about neets and gfs.

>argument
You're trolling yourself if you think shitposting is an "argument".

>>36654951
>Unaware of why someone with real friends wouldn't want to post them to /r9k/
I already know you don't have friends. Quit trying to drive the point home.

>>36654903
>thinks I'm the dude who mountain bikes
>accuses me of making up having dude bro mountain bike friends
>point out how that wasn't me who made that clain
>somehow I'm the retard

Womyn everyone.

>>36655005
You could easily. Lock out their faces. It's okay I get it. You don't have to make excuses anymore.

>>36655036
>>36654978
Are you going to continue this? Cuz I can go on. It's fun and all but you need to step it up a bit

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>>36655038
>You could easily. Lock out their faces.
Timestamped tits and I'll consider gracing your vacuous life with a visage of me and my friends.

I own a pair of Nikes, but that's the only one I can relate to.
Not sure if OP is bait.
Meh

>>36655109
And the circle keeps spinning. Stop being so thirsty.

>>36655083
>immediately going for a meta cop-out after getting btfo on all fronts
We'll step it up once you're not painfully predictable.

>>36655142
>thirsty
>t. Sir fedora euphorison: white knight
She asked for pics first, nerd.

>>36655151
>reacts with trite old btfo

God you are so boring. All this because I refused a gross neet.

>This entire thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJAcMxkjCTs

>>36655215
>All this because I refused a gross neet.
You already said that, and already got *btfo* about how you never actually posted that

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>>36655215
Get out roastie cunt

>>36655302
Make me. Make me. Make me loser.

>>36654300
Yes
No
Yes
No
No
Yes
No
No
Yes
I like threesomes, but only mutual non-cuck ones. I'm bi and I like bi guys. Would let my bf keep a trap slave.

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>>36655348
Why do you have to be such an annoying turd?

>>36655415
>is woman
>"Why do you have to be such an annoying turd?"
Welcome, newfriend

>>36655436
And women wonder why domestic abuse against women is so high. This is what happens when theyre allowed to speak openly.

>>36645608
Oh cool a 300+ post bait thread.

Let's see:
>hair dye
Never wanted to even try it but I don't have anything against girls who want to look weird
>UK grime
Not my thing
>knee-high socks
I own a few but don't wear them unless it makes sense with the rest of the outfit, which it almost never does
>"Meme Boys"
wtf is this
>4chan symbol
well, I'm here, aren't I?
>cloud rap
I was into this sort of stuff when it was just coming out of the aether of soundcloud but it's pretty garbage now and has been for years.
>Xannies
Tried them once, decided I would easily become addicted to benzos if I tried it ever again, so I haven't
>a shitty bag of shake
The concept of ever spending money on weed that looks like that makes me sad
>tumblr
I don't have a tumblr
>lean
What the fuck I don't drink lean
>chokers
Reminds me of middle school and it'll look like a really dumb fashion trend in probably a year's time or so
>north face
I don't own anything from north face
>nike
I own a few nike things.
>otaku bullshit
With few exceptions, not really my scene either
>a cigarette
I only smoke tobacco in spliffs or occasionally if I'm drunk and someone gives me a cigarette

>>36655539
Nobody actually wanted your input roastie, we're just making fun of you retarded daft cunts. Your posts replying to this shit only proving it.

>>36655539
Fembot, chokers get me rock hard. Are you trying to tell me I have a year to score before the well runs dry?

>>36655415
Failure. Just kYs since you are so pathetic.

>>36655595
ok
>>36655677
if that

>>36655924
Goddamnit. Listen, I need you to do your duty to the r9k fatherland and wear chokers for as long as possible as well as shilling for chokers with other women.

This is your only job.