https://twitter.com/FyreFraud
>Fyre Music Festival is an event in the Bahamas organized by Ja Rule to provide music for normies
>tickets in excess of $4k a weekend
>private jets are actually boeing 737s
>housing is literally tents
feels cozy robots
private jets to bahamas for normies
>>36605760
hahahahahhhahhaahhahh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz5kY3RsmKo
original video for reference
LMAO NORMIES HHAHAAHHAHAHAH
>>36605792
Look at all of them
They're attractive and every single one of them has a woman by his side
Stupid normies, let them die of hypothermia
>>36605792
>all those bored, disappointed faces
absolutely delicious
how is this gonna fuel chad as he is looking to bone stacy all night?
robots stay undefeated online
we wont let chad win
>>36605721
reminds me of the fucking ballpit shit
oregano postedddddddd
>>36605721
is this a scam or just bad planning?
>>36606313
idk anon you tellllll me
>>>/pol/123129965
come here niggas
>>36606560
thanks m'nig
>>36606313
A scam no doubt
>>36605792
>mfw private jet turns into an uncomfortable economy ride
>>36605792
lol fucking normies getting btfo
toppest of keks, I haven't laughed like this in a long time.
>>36605721
Quick normies, Mr. Noseberg needs you back in the office immediately.
>>36606933
its run by ja rule
normies getting blacked
>>36605721
http://www.relieftents.com/
The tents are literally refugee tents
Hah.
They got caught in a Jamaican scam.
>Mfw normies fall for the scam
>rich normalfags spent thousands of dollars expecting party of the year
>got piss covered, sand flea infested, refugee tents with bread and cheese for dinner instead
How long until the locals start mugging them all?
>>36605792
Vapid fucking cunts I hate every single one of them.
FyreFestivalFraud @FyreFraud
Things now reportedly very dangerous. Reports of assaults against festival-goers by locals. Get to a resort! #FyreFestival
FyreFestivalFraud @FyreFraudThe @USEmbassyNassau is standing by to assist #fyrefestival patrons. US Citizens can call them at (242) 322-1181.
Dumbfuck normies BTFO.
>>36606775
can't keep a chad gang down...
would you have been so bold, robots?
>>36607864
Already happening. BTFO
>>36607912
Why a large number of people falling for scams make me happy?
There was a dude in my city who scammed like 100 brides for their wedding parties and just fucked off with the money
Could I scam normies of their money if I set up an identical reception desk in my yard?
I have had for a long time this fantasy of being a scammer or a conman, the idea of cheating people out of their money seems really fun.
>>36605721
>Affluent normies get scammed.
>Start raising a viral campaign, burning tents down, coordinating spontaneously, exposing the owner, trashing the place, self organizing to retrieve luggage and evacuate and offer advice on how to.
>Robots get scammed.
>o-okay, you too!
>>36608055
Shut up normalfag
>>36608055
Locals assaulting them. Dumb Rich kids won't be doing this for long when they have spears through their torso. KEK.
>>36608144
>Implying it matters when you can afford healthcare and jewish lawyers to profit from this afterwards.
>And then post your harrowing experience on your instagram/youtube with 80k followers to ruin the people who did it to you and walk away with victimbux.
So how long until a bunch of rich teenagers do actually get robbed by a country inhabited by poor people?
i wish i could actually marvel at how much of a shitshow this is without having to wade through 1000 identical /pol/ bait posts about how the natives are raping the women and gassing the jews
>>36605792
Is that George Zimmermann?
>>36608331
no he's too dark in that picture to be george
This is incredible. Things are already starting to get dangerous.
https://www.reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/comments/680ihu/just_got_kicked_out_of_my_tent_security_is/
Lmao if this turns into Lord of the flies
Of course only normie degenerates and 85 IQ women who care about nothing but instagram/snapchat fell for this scam. Good riddance.
>>36608547
Those comments are pure reddit gold
>>36608547
please tell the people in the /pol/ thread to be more subtle
getting "around blacks never relax" to the top is not going to help get people to believe it
>>36608581
I am pretty sure Bahamas isn't that big of a shit hole to be honest with you
>>36608174
Yeah man, what a time to be alive
>>36608752
Yeah, nassau is a pretty developed city
The Dashcon people must be happy to finally have something new to make them look good in retrospect.
>>36605721
Nigger lovers BTFO
>>36606118
hahaha holy shit normies btfo
literally bread, shitty cheese and salad for dinner
BTFO
T
F
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>>36607864
>>36607958
>>36607912
I unironically want to make this into a horror movie now
Normies and roasties go to an expensive music festival but it's a scam, and the islanders are all cannibals and start roasting roasties alive hanging by their tits and eating them
mmmmm, roastie toastie!
Robot:
"Mind if I EAT you out, roastie?"
*robot siezes the woman's vagina in his teeth and with bloody gnarling motions rips savagely into her tender nether flesh with his teeth, eating his way into her womb and devouring tyrone's unborn child*
>>36605918
why do people buy into this shit, it looks so gimmicky
>>36609263
>dashcon
Holy Kek I remember that
>>36609925
green inferno is more of less that, well the first half of the post at least
>>36606118
lmfao it's like ja rule wanted to try an ed edd and eddy tier scam.
>>36606313
It seems to be a poorly planned scam lol
>>36605792
This picture triggers me.
Fuck all those faggots.
>he needs someone else to save his gf
TOP KEK
>>36611788
Chad's getting fucking C U C K E D
>>36607460
>>36607460
TOP FUCKING LXL
>>36608041
concierge is something cuck normies like to throw around alot to make people think they are important or receiving luxury service and can impress other normies
>>36606313
This is a great festival, if you disagree you must be racist.
some of those reddit posts are great
keep it up anons
I want this to be an annual thing.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED NORMIES
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH