Tumblrcon 2.0 rich yuppies edition

refugee centers fucking kek

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Here's one of the headliner DJs:

>>123129965
Trusting a nigger run operation ever. When will normies learn?

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Sand fleas.

>>123129965
Looks like leftovers from Michelle Obama's lunch program for fatties.

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>VIP chips awaited us on the plane (older 737 in 3-3 config)

Somali pirate tier festival

>>123130117

>50bux processing fee

nigger, I can stay drunk for a week from 50bux

Fug

>>123130099
anyone with half a brain would realize that concept art doesn't show a twin bed; then again maybe these degenerate have never seen a twin-sized

>>123129965
Bump

>>123130144
kek I actually checked to be sure.
Would've been hilarious though

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz5kY3RsmKo

Welcome to Battle Royale

get the fuck in here
people are legit going apeshit
https://www.reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/

>>123130259
They are trapping the whites there and killing them.

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luggage handed out just willy nilly

>>123130111
FEMA camp kek kek

>>123130164
This one is my fave

Its like the setup to The Island of Doctor Moreau gritty reboot

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>>123130144
wasn't that cool?

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>>123130259
>they talk like ghetto

Wow sure is shocking stepping out of suburbia and into the shit.

WHO /SCHADENFREUDE/ HERE?

So let me get this straight

>hundreds of rich kids are put on an Island
>Little shelter
>little food
>No leaving because the govt grounded all flights

oh boy :)

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>>123130518

kek
muh sides

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rescue me senpai!!

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https://twitter.com/itstahnee/status/857780979674624004

Who gives a fuck about your shitty festival? Get this cancer off /pol/ unless Trump is causing a happening in Exuma.

Back to
>>> /mu/

>>123130564
Wait wait wait, nobody can leave? HA

it's all fun and games when some crooked niggers scamming rich hipster yuppies but then somebody's country collapses because the retards who fall for that are the same ones who let in 50 million Syrian Refugees

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POOLS CLOSED

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>I GOT CHIPS!

(wtf I thought aussy girls were hot)

https://twitter.com/itstahnee/status/857780979674624004

>>123130659
FLEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS

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>>123130259
JEWED

BY

NIGGERS

YOU LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!

>>123130605

pretty nice. they even got a tarp

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>Yfw a typhoon rips through the island during the night

>>123130662
WOOSH

I can just imagine a couple of the black organizers one day getting high together and then dreaming this scheme up. They'll probably make a lot of money on this.

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>PRE ORDER THIS YACHT FOR ONLY 100K GOY

Please make an infographic since you have all the information, this is fucking gold.

I live in Miami and a couple of hippy libshits went on this shit where i work at

>>123129965

Blink 182 was headlining up to a few hours ago!

>>123130138
large money transfers have processing fees but they shouldn't be that big without shady shit happening

stupid white people being scammed again

>>123130745
Those are the most expensive Lay's ever.

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>>123130568
>Ja Rule
>Had a couple songs in the early to mid 2000s
>No one has heard from him since
These people got what they deserved. You have to be a special kind of dumb to get fleeced by a darkie.

>>123130564
>>123130668
there are people at the sandals fema camp, and people in Miami trying to get there. All flights in Miami to the fema camp are cancelled, since they realized this was a huge mistake. Empty planes are leaving Miami to rescue the refugees from Ja Rule's concentration camp.

>>123130614

>>123130238
>the old 3-3 config
shame

We were on the 12:10 flight here from Miami. It was a standard 3x3 plane- they gave out chips and soda.
Upon arriving we went through customs and boarded a ramshackle bus and they dropped us off at some beach bar and grill. We have not seen the festival- hence why no one is posting pics. We are all posted up here until they take us there.
They are giving out free rosè.

Ok! Sorry for the delay. Here is what has happened since we arrived:
Tents are up! Those in duos they literally said- go pick a tent- zero assignment. So I picked a random tent and dropped my shit
There are NO pillows
Beds look comfy, tents are as expected for a plastic dome. Real beds, sheets, towels and a few sparse furnishings. When we got here you could grab whatever you wanted as far as sleeping bags, tents, and towels went.
Do not let them take your suitcase at check in- getting mine was a fucking hassle. They transport luggage in shipping containers with no rhyme or reason.
Bathrooms- clean! I took a shower (women's) and the water wAs warm and plentiful.
Drinks- rum& coke costs $14 a person
If you are not here yet
Bring a flashlight - no actual lights in tents Bring a pillow
Chill out/ it's could be worse
Oh- tents have carpeted floor and are not blown away :)

my sides are hurting like fuck

haven't laughed like this for ages

>>123130431
Kek

>>123130248
my sides

its getting dark
someone made a sccene and pointed out that the beds are wet for some fucking reason
we will not get any chairs so we will have to sit on teh ground inside hte domes
we bought the rum for 14 a pop but they spiked the prices due to high demand to 22 a pop
one guy got into a fight with one of hte organizers and theres some people sayying the called him the n word
we dont understand what mowst of these organisers are tsaying whent hey are talking to us but they speak way ghetto like i mean wtf
sorry from mphone

update
one organizer offered us to pay 15000$$$ to move into his crib as a guest for 2 days
a lot of booing at him now

>>123130259
This shit is about to turn dangerous.

Wew laddy. I don't think these social media addicted faggots know what they got themselves in to.

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>>123131012
>white people in 2017 are so cucked they're getting jew'd by niggers

>>123129965
That looks like shit desu

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>>123131045
>Ja-rule's concentration camp

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>No powerpoints
>Mfw they rob them on the 2nd weekend

>>123131160
sounds like a fire album

>>123130452
Well at least Rammstein showed up and are being helpful.

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>$8,325 a person

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>123129965

LOL

>>123131045
"Rescue" holy fuck, this is too good to be true.

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>>123131084
>>123130601
>>123131098
>my fucking sides
haven't laughed this hard in weeks!

/pol/fest when?

i mean we have to call it something else but still

>>123131245
>Rammstein
holy shit i fucking kek'd hard

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>>123130655
Is she literally shaking?

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>Don't forget, you're here forever!

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>>123130655
>>123130745
>I GOT CHIPS :D
Well, she's making the best of it.

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Also never trust an event that's being lead by blacks, fucking incompetent retards. They'll get the money and forget that there was an agreement behind that money. Surprised if these guys don't "disappear" with that money

>>123130745
>Thinking descendants of Brits are "hot"

Lmao

>>123130259
Well they left all the mattresses in the rain, no wonder they're fucking wet

>>123130452
was this picture taken in calais?

>>123131245
they should scare the niggers away with their music

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>>123130564
>>123130525
>>123129965
>>123130216

>see your $1500 refugee tent
>can't contact embassy
>ask for food
>eat yo cheese sammich nigga
>sit in tent
>no music
>eat sammich
>pray to be rescued by Brevik.

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>>123131233
>>123131233

Only dumb millenials would get jew'd like thnis

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>123131160
Rev up those memes. Someone with skills start shopping "#fyrefestival" on Auschwitz.

>>123131407

thats too clever for blacks. its a music industry thing

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>>123131337
who'd play for a natsoc music festival other than a drum machine

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>>123131337
We already had that.

>>123131564
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE DO THIS

>>123131337
>we have to call it something else
No we don't

Ja Rule flies Turkish airlines cause its the cheapest, I've seen him.

anybody who would go to an event he organized has not done their due diligence

>>123131337
/pol/apalooza.

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POOLS CLOSED

>>123131239
>not fyre

ya beefed it

>>123130061
>we are the anti festival
Hahahaha bet they thought that's wasn't literal

>>123131677
>thats how the revolution starts

>>123130061
AYOOOOOOOOOO

>>123130431

pretty based, they won't know what hit them

>>123131673
Hope he enjoys paying them lawyer fees

>>123131337

With synthwave and eurobeat pls

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>>123131735
Fritz with the top-level bantz there

>>123129965
>be rich spoiled millennial girl
>into "scene" culture
>see promotion of huge music festival in Bahamas
>commercial uses typical Bahamas cuts like feeding the wild pigs and swimming over a sunken plane
>promotion shows say's "Pablo Escobar" in it
>find out it's put on by a no-name millennial and Ja Rule
>immediately pay $4k for festival ticket without doing research
>going to be staying in epic tent for mega-festival with snorkeling and wild pigs
>festival arrives
>board plane
>bag of complimentary lays potato chips on seat
>fly to Grand Exuma
>waiting on runway reading Reddit posts by other partygoers
>tents are FEMA tents and aren't setup
>major headliners not paid and bail
>pig island costs extra money on your own
>Sunken plane is 500 miles away near a different island
>nobody has drugs because you fucking flew there
>Bahamas govt. grounds planes because they literally can't process the dumbfuck millennials
>stuck on plane
>contact US Embassy in Nassau
>Huge international incident
>US Navy forced to evacuate the millennial ecstasy loving "scene" kids
>Ja Rule stays in Bahamas and is immune from prosecution under Bahamas law

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Anyone else having flashbacks?

>>123131805
all those dead degenerates would be nice

>>123131233

I have no fucking face. This is just too perfect.

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>[–]fdub51 2 points 10 hours ago

>You're just gonna not go? Haha come on

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this has been know for a week and they still fell for it
http://pagesix.com/2017/04/17/are-fyre-festival-organizers-in-over-their-heads/

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>normies getting redpilled after that shit.
MY SIDES

Is there a better feeling than seeing trust fund babbies waste thousands of dollars trying to get their millennial entitlement on?

>>123130259
that's it. someone said the no no word and now no one is getting their refund

>>123131735
>that skelly guy at the bottom

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>>123129965

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I bet that there is no proper access to medical care and there is a descent chance that someone will die.

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>>123130655
her whole twitter feed is about going to different festivals

Kek if they all died it would not bother me one bit
>$495 for one day ticket
>Yachts
>VIP tickets that go up to $8k
>Nigger shit like migos, desiigner and other flavor of the month Twitter rap cancer

>>123131875
gimme a quick rundown

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>>123130415
i want to believe

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>>123130205

Press R to pay your respects to the sand fleas of normie annoyance.

>>123130914

You could literally charter your own yacht and sail there on your own for like 5k or even less and just crash the party. Like they would send away anyone who arrived in a yacht.

Hell, you could fucking BUY a boat for 100k

>>123131855
well, at least we know Ja Rule is safe, thank God

>>123131939
It's not their money, they're going to do it again and again and again, it's like communism! Enjoy!

>>123131875

wasnt this a brony convention that no one showed up to?

>>123132095
Sounds like the Bernie supports got there first

simpsons predicted this

>>123131927
NYPost are goat

>>123131855
>>Ja Rule stays in Bahamas and is immune from prosecution under Bahamas law
oh please be true

>>123132061
Here ya go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZgxeX2dCnQ

>>123132061
Tumblr convention like 5 years ago

>>123132095
#RefugeesWelcome

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>>123132035
We can only hope, Jew.

>>123129965
they got fucking cucked hahahahaha

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>>123131045
>Ja Rule's concentration camp.

creasin here lad

>>123130238
Y'all niggas fancy

>>123132202
kek

>>123132061
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/dashcon?full=1
TLDR Tumblr tries to organize a con, it's pure shit, the "ball pit" is literally a kiddie pool with balls

>>123132202
God, I wish I could be there to see the normie uprising

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>Gourmet meals catered from our eco-friendly kitchen!

>>123132095
THE FIRE LITERALLY RISES

>>123132202
Should've bought a pair of tits with that money

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>>123131903

>>123131826
just synthwave is fine

>>123130164
They even brought champagne aww.

>>123132095
I don't even think /pol/ appreciates how dangerous this situation is. You have hundreds of rich millennials stranded in a dicey situation, it's dark, accommodations are ramshackle, people are angry, and impoverish negroid locals see nothing but a super concentration of robbery targets never achieved on the island before.

>>123132202
>we have not been told what to do
and there is your problem you sheeple-cunt

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>>123132035
The fire rises>>123132095
They say that they're now flying the people back.
Hopefully someone will be left stranded.

>>123132224
Worse, it was a tumblr con.

>>123131107

>one organizer offered us to pay 15000$$$ to move into his crib as a guest for 2 days
a lot of booing at him now

This is pure niggerdry.

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>>123131875
50 gig keks for you

>>123132512
>I don't even think /pol/ appreciates how great this situation is. You have hundreds of rich millennials stranded in a dicey situation, it's dark, accommodations are ramshackle, people are angry, and impoverish negroid locals see nothing but a super concentration of robbery targets never achieved on the island before.

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>People paid 4K to sleep on damp mattresses in Fema tents

Don't think of it as a rip off but as a unique experience that you can tell people about!

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it'll be an experience of a lifetime they said

>>123130415
>grounded planes, people told to return home
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTaYcziAYJ5/

they just got jewed by fucking ja rule, literally can't make these things up

>>123130259
Well the organizers were smart to hire all niggers, that way if anybody criticizes the staff or the venue its raysis.

>>123131116
wait till the local warlord finds out there's stranded americans defenseless on the beach

>>123132512

I don't think you understand that's what we want.

>>123131337
get >>/biz/ to help out. those greedy motherfuckers love a good scam plus they cant in2 business for shit so it's bound to be a tragedy

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Please tell me this isn't one of you fucks shitposting

>>123132095
Based

>>123131289
>not realizing they won't refund the processing fee
>probably not even the cost of the flight if they took it
>dem processing shekels

>>123132512
If there really is a Sandals right there then it's not really a big deal beyond laughing at these people.

>>123132628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e71gqdBYsmM

>>123132512

this guy gets it, I wonder how many pretty white girls won't be going home. You know they are going to be stupid enough to get on any boat that shows up offering to help

My sides are in the stratosphere

>>123130605
Tip-top luxury for a refugee right there.
So luxurious, seems like my sides have migrated just for the one-of-a-kind experience

>>123132416
Looks like an inner city ymca. Fucking christ

>>123132390
that one of the inbreds pissed in iirc

>>123130259
The schadenfreude from this is making me laugh so hard that I cried a little

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>>123131175
>spend thousands on festival tickets and accomodations
>get to festival
>"eww FEMA tents"
>rush to book AirBNB rooms for hundreds more $$$ for the weekend
>hours later, festival cancelled

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Top fucking kek, this is amazing.

>>123130655
>most stressful experience in her life
gee, I sure feel bad for her
that one time I lost my job, my house, and couldn't see my kids for an entire year seems like a relaxing spa day now compared to her horrible plight of not going to the bahamas
These people are completely disconnected from society aren't they?

>>123132114
That is a legit QT shrimp

>>123132512
Instant redpill.

>>123130564
Is this a new show coming for FOX this summer?

>>123132416
Please keep posting i'm gonna make a compilation when i get home !

Anders???

>>123132095
All it takes to start the normie uprising is to charge $22 for a glass of Rum.

>glass
Never mind, it's probably out of a Styrofoam cup.

>>123131903
>they're all retarded millenials
>if capable of higher thought probably waste it on sociology
>daddy please buy me a ticket

>>123132202
Going through her twitter, can't really tell what she does. I'm guessing fuck some old guy for money

this is something I would expect from the trailer park boys

this is fucking hilarious

>>123131735

lmao that third comment

>>123132917

>These people are completely disconnected from society aren't they?

They're trust fund millenials, what do you think?

>>123132748
Oh there's a SANDALS resort? Those are about as safe as a Waffle House in Atlanta at 2 am

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>>123132931

>>123132716
sorry dude, couldnt resist

what is fyrefesitval?

>>123133129
Aha thanks I posted that

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>>123130205
Baby oil will SUNBURN you up

Holyfuck this is evil I love it

>>123131061
do you get to fuck the models?

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>>123132512
Posted on Reddit:

>Its fucked up on the other side of the island. Someone burned his tent and a group of people raided the bar, the barman fled and the guys who raided are giving the alcohol for free to the other people here

VIVIA!!!

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>>123130259
>niggers
>this is my surprised face

and Rhodesia wept

>>123133010
And probably 70% coke

I hope 50 Cent rekindle his hatred with Ja Rule. He better push this motherfucka hard.

>>123130061
WTF I love Ja Rule now!

>>123133112
#help

>>123130534
You're alright. Have a kek.

>>123133215
well then

>>123133007
IT KEEPS
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

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I was kind disappointed by the lack of violence at berkley today, but this comedy totally makes up for it. Best day this week.

>>123133126
I relate to that waffle House statement too much

>>123129965
this is exactly prison food
fucking cheese, lettuce, bread

i've never heard about it but i'm giddy for this thread

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>>123132095
Now this is more like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo-ddYhXAZc

>>123130655
>https://www.reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/
>most stressful situation in my life

How they'd succeed to stay alive until today is beyond me

>>123133390
Hey don't chat shit about toast sandwiches they are a national treasure

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>>123133215
Kek, that kid is removing kebab

>>123130138
LMFAO

>>123132224
No, but there was also Las Pegasus Unicon where the con chair was literally a fraud artist who took like $100000 and ran on day 2.
The hotel owner was probably in on the scam but got backstabbed, because apparently the hotel had a shady as fuck background.

>>123133390
Is that a bread sandwich? Did Ja tell the "cooks" something like "feed em my favorite childhood foods n sheit"?

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>>123133209
I owe you one (you), top-level m8!

>>123133390
Is that a sandwich sandwich?

Is Ja Rule /ourguy/?

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>THEY DONT KNOW ITS CANCELLED

TOP KEK

>>123132931
this was the first thing i thought of

also castaway and lord of the flies work for memes just need some pictures of people chimping out

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I am actually in tears laughing.

>>123132416

This is Nigger organisation

>>123133215
fucking hell mang, not now

>>123130745
She's pretty good looking

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>>123132095

>>123130745
>(wtf I thought aussy girls were hot)

Mate, they're fucking trash.

>>123129965
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJsV4BbIIXs

What's this about the Bahamas govt grounding planes?

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>>123133390
>British ''''''''''cuisine''''''''''

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>>123133390
>yo dawg i heard you like bread

>>123133673
Haven't seen this many yuppie cunts so mad since Trump won. I'd say so

>>123129965

I still maintain I had worse food in the army. These millennias have it too good. Hopefully they will run out of supplies soon.

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>>123132043

WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>123133639
No, a toast sandwich.

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>>123133823

>>123131927
>The fest has been promoted by Bella Hadid, Hailey Baldwin and Emily Ratajkowski. But we’re told social-media “influencers” who promoted the fest for a free trip “are now super pissed-off” after learning they have to pay their way to Miami to pick up a charter flight.

>the (((social media))) models were shilling for free

>>123130205
IT KEEPS ON GIVING

It must be my birthday because this is the greatest thing to ever have happened. The tears are so delicious.

>>123131084
Same here

>>123133808
i'm surprised that americans haven't thought up hamburger hamburgers yet

>>123130568
>no firm lineup
>people pay $$$ anyway

HAHAHAHA I hope it's just Ja Rule, no other performers at all. Some people are too dumb to be allowed out alone, imo.

>>123133390
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA britishcuisine.wikipedia

>>123132931
>>123133624
Eat your fucking pine cones, normies

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wow what a nice view

>>123133871
What the fuck? It's actually a thing?

>>123133215
>ISIS dude standing in the back flinches
lmao what a baby
speaking of baby that kid looked fucking ugly

>>123133900
>pay $500+
>have cafeteria food cooked by black locals

>pay $1000+ for butterless cheese sandwiches and tent

>>123133215
hey, hes getting shot in a ballpit

>>123130967
>Blink 182
what year is it? 2006?

>>123133390

Kek, he posted the photo from the toast sandwich wiki page

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my anus is ready. How many women will get raped or mugged tonight? how many stabbed?

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GOYIM KNOW

>>123134017
a big mac is basically a burger inside a burger

>>123134017
Isn't that just a double burger?

Also, we have. Look up the "McGangbang".

>>123132512
You see a problem
I see a night full of hilarity and fun times
Fuck them

>>123132416
Why the fuck do people keep getting scammed by shit like that as long as you slap the label "ECO FRIENDLY" on it?

>>123133749
For a second I felt sad, like "is this really all they were capable of?"

And then I remembered the ticket prices. Niggers always think they're worth more than they are

>>123131875
Kekd, newfags won't lol at this post

https://twitter.com/ricksilva227/status/857788705486065664

vid of the pilot telling people it's canceled

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>GETTING ROBBED
>GETTING ROBBED
>GETTING ROBBED

ITS LORD OF THE FLIES
ITS THE HUNGER GAMES
ITS KAMP KRUSTY
ITS FEMA CAMPS
ITS DETROIT

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>>123134077
>luxury

I can't anymore. This is too good.

>>123131377
>creepy-chan is almost 30
feel old yet, folks? i sure as hell do.

>>123134209
hahahaha

>>123134077
>everything is sand
they are going to be EATEN ALIVE during the night. sand fleas are no joke

30 minutes ago I had no idea what Fyre Festival was. Thank you for this thread. I can't believe this shit is real hahaha

>>123131045
>Ja Rule's concentration camp
lost
muh guts, they hurt

>>123133390
Stop derailing the thread, this thread is about lelzing at pathetic millennial cucks, not based toasty sarnie!

i have no idea what is going on but apparently this mystery shit happened this morning

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Ten-People-Treated-After-Falling-Ill-on-Flight-Landing-in-Miami-Thursday-Morning-420606344.html

maybe the cancelled flights are due to a Z virus.

>>123134077
>a fucking schoolbus
This is amazing.

>>123132095
That's exactly what I would do. Fuck them. The people should at least be able to get hammered under such circumstances.

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>>123133624
please stop i'm in tears

>>123133968

hb bro

>>123134207
oh shit this is a perfect test environment for an cap society

Refugee simulator 2017 PreOrder Edition.

>>123133900

Nigger, thats some premium shit compared to what we got. We had a game who gets to find the oldest can of lunchmeat and some guy won with 1979.And he was actuallly happy about it because it was lunchmeat not """"liver"""" paté

>>123134296
literally new orleans after katrina tier

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>>123134207
>the strong on the island start their own government
holy shit this just got interesting

>>123134207
Uh laughing at them being retarded is one thing but why would you want anybody raped or stabbed? Get help.

>>123134390
Kek

>>123130248
how did i not get in on the ground floor of the first thread????
i'm literally dying rn

>>123134077

tbf that's luxury if you're a bahamanian niggro

>>123134366
>https://twitter.com/ricksilva227/status/857788705486065664

we summon ebola chan

>>123134077
It's genuinely a left over refugee camp isn't it

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>>123134245
>people

>>123132095
If I got fucked over this hard, this would be exactly what I'd be doing, going full pirate-mode

>>123134294
Explain. Are flights OFF the island cancelled?

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>>123134296

The best part is I used to know a couple people that probably fell for this shit. I wish I could find out if they are there but no faceblog account.

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>>123134296
just need to locals to start massacring them just to top it all off

You really can't blame the guy for taking advantage of these dipshits

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>>123133215
T-thats a fake right? Tell me that this is one of those fake isis vids people are talking about?

>>123134314
They couldn't afford to buy plastic chairs that were not "bad"?

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Full campus map

thanks ja rule
this is funny shit

>>123134314
The face of the guy in the backwards hat says it all.

>I shelled out 10k because I thought this would be glamorous pussy fest and I'm at a second rate refugee camp instead

>>123129965
>12k-20k$!

Jesus fucking Christ - the productive things you could do with your life and they do this.

I hate people so god damn much.

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>>123134515

>>123134448
u wot