Purest Love

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>>36585421
I love my aniki very much! He means the world to me. I give him hugs and kisses and it makes him happy.

bumpo. maximo.

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>>36585421
>on /r9k/ for novelty
>find thread that fits my current problem
>mfw

So, my sister has been coming into my over the past week or so. I don't know how to handle it to be honest. I play along but I honestly don't think I should. She's a bit younger than me.
Any advice for a former robot, /r9k/?

>>36585608
How much younger is a bit? Younger kids get crushes on pretty much anything with the right chromosomes.

>>36585674
Don't feel comfortable saying her age but she's a teenager and not that young. We just have a big maturity gap because I'm 11 years older.

>>36585722
As long as you're not a pedo you should go for it.

>>36585722
I mean it pretty much comes down to whether or not the feelings are reciprocated. And just because I'm talking "feelings" doesn't mean run away and get hitched in Vegas feelings or anything. If you like flirting back, flirt back. If you don't, don't. It's harmless to have that kind of atmosphere as long as she isn't still developing an understanding of that shit or defaulting to you because she's a shut in NEET with no one else like Kissy here.

Then if she actually makes a move you either go with it if you want, or don't if you don't.

>>36585797
hisssss

jerk-chan is a meany even if you are right

>>36585795
I'm not I'm not don't worry namefag

>>36585797
Well that's the thing. I'm into it. She's pretty hot for a sister. I just legitimately have a moral conflict. Alright truth is she's 15 and I'm 26. She's not very social though, so I'm not sure about it.

>>36585722
When she's in your room, what does she do? Has her behavior changed in any other ways?

>>36585902
I bully because I love, KC. Who cares if it's true, you guys seem cute and happy. Love's nice regardless where it comes from.

>>36585920
Well I guess it comes down to your personal morals, so I can't really say. On one hand, I'm big on flirting and a little sexuality being harmless. If two mature people want to rub up on each other it's dumb to treat it like that's anything but what it is. On the other that's kind of young to really be sure about what she wants. I did plenty of stupid shit when I was 15 that I grew out of pretty much immediately.

So go for it if the age thing doesn't bother you. Doesn't even mean it needs to get physical, just harmless flirting until she grows up a little, and either changes her mind, or stays with it. In which case she knows what she wants so you don't need to feel conflicted about it.

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Does anyone else hate these threads? I've got no sister, and my mom's too old. All I've got are older brothers.

POLL TIME
http://www.strawpoll.me/12835598

http://www.strawpoll.me/12835599

http://www.strawpoll.me/12835614

>>36583600
180lb dad girl? Part of me thought/hoped it was you
>>36583678
It is, titcow
>Canada
Kek

>>36586223
Then go hug your brothers

I thought this was a place for robots?
>Why in the fuck are you encouraging hugs.

>>36588406
Robots and autists need hugs even more than normies, who can get hugs whenever they want. Scarcity of the resource makes it much more valuable and coveted

>>36588475
You are right
I let my mistrust of all humans leak
My apologies

>>36588523
It's okay, understandable, but take a look around. You're in an incest thread, that's still /r9k/

hugbump of originality

Everybody's waking up bumpo

Rise and shine, imouto thread
I have a long """fun""" day ahead of me, with my aunts coming over and explaining why yoga and healing crystals could basically solve all the problems.
At least my sister will be there.

>>36590230
>healing crystals
Are those like JO crystals, but for girls?
At least you can stare at your sister's butt, probably

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>>36590255
>JO Crystals
>hm, better google that
>mfw
But if that exists for girls I'm totally buying two.
It's more of generalized esoteric bullshit about a connection with nature and healing through the power of goodwill and the universe or something like that. She's dragged me to some guru friend of hers once who "energetized my Chakra lines" to cure my migraines.
Surprisingly enough it didn't work.

>at least you can stare at your sister's butt
True enough. She does have a nice butt.

good mornin everyone. anyone have suggestions for what I should do with my aniki this morning?

>>36590432
Morning kissy.
Go wake him up with a kiss on the nose

>>36587412
I think someone tampered with the last one, there were 10 votes for the same thing over the course of a few minutes
Also, whoever voted Beargguy worst trip, why?

>>36590432
Eggs and bacon for breakfast

>>36590432
Wake him up with loads of cuddling

>>36590432
wakeup blowjob!

>>36590523
or this is cool too

Unless he's already awake in which case I don't know.

SAY. What kind of thing do you have going that you apparently live together but your parents are oblivious to your stuff. Do you live at your own house, or how stealthy are you?

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I am a horrible ****ing person. Today was my little sisters birthday, it is also my last day as a free man. The cops are on their way right now. As my last act before being put on death row I wish to relinquish this story onto misc, so I can die knowing at least I gave you sick ****s some lulz. So lets start from the beginning shall we?

>>36590482
Obviously. Psycho did nothing wrong was last with only one vote until something like twenty minutes ago.

>>36591152
It was a fairly normal morning. It was 1:30 when I got out of bed. I walked into the bathroom to take my meds. I'm prone to bouts of rage and sexual frustration. As I tilted my head back to down the capsules I swallowed wrong and vomited into the sink. I cursed the pills then went out to the living room. I was surprised to see balloons and party favors all over. It then occurred to me that it was my 11 year old sister Jessica's birthday. My little sisters probably having a surprise party with all her loli and shota friends after school. I'm 26 and unemployed so I'm usually home all the time. I sat down with a bowl of Fritos and watched some **** on Fuse for a while.

>>36591178
It was around 2:30 when my mother got home. "Micheal, come help me with these bags!" she yelled. I obliged since she'd just bitch me out if I didn't. After everything was inside she dropped the disappointment bomb. "Micheal, I want you to set up this stuff. You'll be running Jess's birthday today." "But mom!" I whined. "No buts," she said "I'm going to go take a nap." She was pretty lazy, even for a pregnant woman. I got in the van and drove up to the school. Jessica was standing outside with a group of 5 of her friends.

>>36591195
All the little ****s climbed into the van. They were all giggling and making immature noises. "Hey aren't you Jess's gay brother?" one laughed. All the kids giggled. "Haha, yeah **** you kid" I snapped. "MICHEAL!" Jessica shouted. I just rolled my eyes and continued driving. One girl began singing some ****ty pop song. It began to make me unbearably angry. I swerved the van violently. The kids started screaming. One boy jolted forward and slammed his head into the seat. "KYLE HIT HIS HEAD!" one girl cried out "MICHEAL, YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US YOU JERK!" Jessica screamed. I don't know what came over me.

>>36591210
As we got home the kids began crowding around the little plastic party furniture begging for food. "Alright, hold the hell on you brats!" I said angrily. I went and got the cake and set it out on the table. Grabbing my Zippo lighter from my pocket, I lit the candles. I stood back and watched as the brats began shouting for her to make a wish. As she leaned to blow them out, I spotted her pink panties coming out of her jeans. She was tempting me, that little bitch, I know she was. "BLOW IT OUT! BLOW IT OUT!" the shrill monotonous tone rang in my head.

>>36591228
I couldn't take it anymore misc! I ran for my room. As I came back out I had donned my viking helmet and held my battle ax mightily above my head. I was naked. The sight of my hairy genitalia swinging back and forth struck fear into the children. "FOR THOR!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed to the heavens as I charged for the table. I threw my battle ax, chopping a loli in half. Her torso frailed into the air as my battle ax wedged into a wooden bookshelf. I jumped onto one of the plastic chairs, it broke under my weight. I plunged my fist into the cake and smeared it all over my cock. The soft frosting and crumbly texture made me hard. I took a candle and rammed it down my urethra. The kids were frozen with shock. I lit the candle and pushed as hard as I could. The candle rocketed out of my cock and hit a girl in the eye. The force caused me to ****. The girl screamed wildly as her eye was burned out. Her eye socket looked like the perfect hole for my dick. I jammed my cock into her eyesocket and ****ed it. She cried as her head jolted back and forth. The violent jolting snapped her neck killing her instantly. I came.

>>36591244
The Kyle boy started to get up to run away so I grabbed a chair and cracked him in the skull. His face landed flat in my **** and he suffocated. "THE CAKE IS A LIE!" I said flapping my cock about, shaking cum in several directions. A fat little girl was waddling over to the phone to call the police. "ITS PINATA TIME!" I yelled. I grabbed the cake knife, and with my viking prowess, backstabbed the fatty. I slid the knife upwards making a slit in her back. Her fat made it like cutting through cream cheese. I reached in and grasped her spine. With all my strength I tore out her spinal cord. I wanked some little nerdy girl over the head with it. I then set it on the floor and slowly inserted it into my rectum. The ribbed feeling gave me immense pleasure. "MAY THE THUNDER GODS BLESS ME!" I exclaimed grabbing my battle ax out of the woodwork. I cut little Suzie's legs off. This made her more ****able. Jessica vomited and passed out. I scraped up her vomit and stripped little Suzy. She was too preoccupied to resist. I smeared the barf all over her vagina. I then licked it off. The taste was god-awful. It made me throw up onto her face. She choked to death on my dick.

>>36591260
The commotion made my mother come out. "SWEET TOASTER ****ING JESUS!" she screamed. I ran up and FALCOOOOOOOOON PAUUUUUUNCHED her in the vagina. My arm slid all the way up to her womb. I tore the fetus out. As I pulled out a bunch of slimy goo watered out. "Hey mom want this fetus?" I asked. She was too busy violently throwing up to answer me. I raised my arm and crushed the baby in my hand. My mother was heaving blood at this point. I took the crushed fetus into the kitchen and slam-dunked it into the blender. "And now its time for cooking with Micheal!" I said like a t.v. chef. Adding an eyeball, the fat loli's liver, and Kyle's scrotum into the blender, I turned it on high. I took a sip of my smoothie. It was the most delicious culinary masterpiece in the world. I took the rest and sliding the spine out from *******, I gave myself an enema.

>>36591279
My sister began waking up from her concussion. As her eyes opened she awoke to the sight of my hairy ******* pointing in her face. She opened her mouth to scream, now was my time. I launched the smoothie out of my ******* along with watery, bloody ****. Her scream was muffled into a gargle. My sloppy enema shot down her throat. Her eyes were tearing up. The smell was so intense it gave her a bloody nose. I turned around and pointed my hard cock in her face. I positioned it towards her nose. With immense power I ****ed her nose at full force! The blood was an awesome lubricant. The pleasure became more intense. I came buckets right up her nose. My cum went straight into her lungs, tarring them up. As she began gasping for air I looked around the bloody smeared, **** stained room. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSICA!" I said smiling at her tear and enema covered face. She took one last gasp. I gazed happily upon her corpse. The only I regret is that I didn't take my pills today...

>>36591289
Is this copypasta? It's not funny, it's just randumb.

And why oh why would you censor curse words on 4chan.

>>36591320
I'm pretty sure it's really old pasta, it seems vaguely familiar.
And seriously when was the last time "Falcon Punch!" was relevant?

>>36591416
I legitimately don't even know.

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>>36590463
>>36590482
>>36590523
Well I did all these things and he was super happy with me <3

>>36591125
I've lived in his house since he moved out at 18. We don't live with our parents. They do come to visit every once in a while, though.

>>36591596
now its time for you to answer the Real question.
what is your pc specs and what OS are you using?

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>>36591646
I don't know my PC specs but it can handle any new game on ultra. It was like a $1500 rig. And I'm using Windows 10 because windows 7 has that annoying "Please try Windows 10" update bothering you always.

>>36591725
https://www.howtogeek.com/196893/how-to-open-the-system-information-panel-on-windows-8/
follow these steps it is of utmost urgency.

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>>36591725
>And I'm using Windows 10

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>>36591739
I just asked my aniki because I'm too lazy for this

R9 390
Intel Core i7-4790K
16 gig ram
500 gig SSD
500 gig hard drive

>>36591790
Yeah I know it's pretty bad but what can you do

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Not really an update, but my sister sent me this after complaining on the road when I went to drop her off at school.

Apparently these are for kids with ADHD, and that many students have these at her school. I thought she was fucking with me when she said there were arguments on who had the better whatchamacallits, but nope. I told her I'm out of touch, but she said it's better for me to stay "innocent" Didn't even get a kiss.
>>36590482
kek I was about to vote against myself when I saw the poll.

>>36591851
You can turn off windows updates, you know.

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>>36591851
>r9 390
>i7-4790k
>500 gig hard drive
dear god.

>>36591879
>Some look like this
What is that?

>>36591918
Fidget spinners. Guess it's a new fad? If it's not, then that school has gotten weirder over the years.

>>36591903
Nice of you to delete the 500 gig SSD for a reaction gif.

>>36591879
So she's feeling better today? That's good
>9:21 PM
what

>>36591967
pic not gif damn it

originality

While we're on the topic of PCs, anyone have any game recommendations? I like stealth stuff, I've recently played the new Hitman and Styx, liked both. I'm just downloading Aragami, apparently it's good.

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>>36591979
Yeah, she sounds better.
>9:21 PM
Yeah, that caught my attention too. She browses ifunny a lot, and I saw her on it last night. Probably saved it then and sent it now. If not, then I don't know what the fuck she's doing with her phone.

>>36591967
no, the fact that your rig includes a 500 HDD is completly retarded. i dont know why the rig even includes that shit HDD. you can get 2 TB HDD for 70 bucks

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>>36592005
Mook recommends doing a stealth playthrough of Metro 2033 and Metro Last Light. It is really fun.

>>36592062
It's my old HDD that had all my music and pictures and stuff. I don't even need a 2TB HDD so why waste the $70? I just use it for my system backup and random files that don't need to be on my SSD. I'm not a computer snob. What works, works

>>36592005
Dishonored 1/2, maybe some Splinter Cell
>>36591879
GOD I HATE THOSE FUCKING THINGS THOSE DUMB KIDS JUST SPIN THEM AND SPIN THEM. SOME OF THEM EVEN FUCKING LIGHT UP, STOP TRYING TO DO TRICKS WITH THEM YOU DUMB CUNTS, THEY'RE SO FUCKING STUPID
I GET IF YOU WORK AND YOU USE IT JUST TO KEEP YOUR HANDS BUSY CHILDREN SHOULD NOT HAVE THESE THINGS, THEY JUST CONSTANTLY DROP THEM, IVE HAD TO THREATEN TO TAKE THEM AWAY MORE THAN ONCE BECAUSE SOME DUMB CUNT KIDS MAY AS WELL BE THROWING THEM ON THE GROUND
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36591289
I think I first read this on ED like 6 years ago

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>>36592005
>stealth
Assassin's Creed
Seriously though, have you played the earlier Hitman games? They're pretty good.

>>36592099
Oh yea, definitely the Metro games

>>36592099
I've played Metro yeah, although not very stealthy desu. I don't like monsters. ;_;
Maybe I should try those again though.

>>36592101
I actually haven't finished Dishonored 2 yet, not sure why. But not a bad idea, thanks.

>>36592107
Huehue.
Yeah I've played (and love) Blood Money, but not the earlier ones.

>>36592099
storage is the most important thing. hah you probably listen to stream music instead of torrenting it from rutracker and having the best quality for your music ever.

>>36592156
They're much less forgiving, if you die in the first one you just respawn where you begin the mission, it's pretty stupid. I don't think I've ever actually finished the game without using cheats. What about Splinter Cell? I couldn't really get into any of the older games, but you should look into them.

>>36592156
>I don't like currency

that russian milspec ammo currency tho

>>36592207
I don't like monsters**

/sleep deprived

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>>36592005
>tfw you don't know diddly about stealth games besides the obvious ones
>>36592101
Well I'm glad to know it isn't just her school. One of the arguments she said that happened was over the materal. Apparently some kid went on constantly how his was superior because of what it was made from.

>>36592203
Yeah I've played Chaos Theory and one of the newer ones. The new one suffered from the usual problem of new stealth games, ie that you could just shoot your way through it.

>>36592207
That part I definitely liked. I have a soft spot for stereotypical Russians too.

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>>36592156
Even if it's not as stealthy as you'd like I'd still say give Metro the old playthrough
>>36592099
I had so much fun with Last Light, shame it never got very much attention

>>36592290
>I had so much fun with Last Light

same, kinda want to read the novels now

>>36592336
Novels are great, they are Russian so they are a bit fucked up, but I recommend

>>36592156
You're playing the Metro games wrong then. Stealth is the way to play. I can't play them at all because I get too scared

Maybe Alien Isolation? That game legitimately gave me a panic attack haha.

>>36592290
My brother is the one who played them, I just watched. I'm too much of a pansy to play scary games.

>>36592202
I buy my music because I like to support the artist. But hey whatever floats your boat.

>>36592399
I definitely liked being stealthy in the parts with other humans but the monsters and outside parts kinda ruined it for me a bit.

>>36592367
>fucked up
do you mean poorly translated or disturbing?

i have no problem with grisly stuff, am a fan of Bret Easton Ellis

>>36592461
Disturbing, dark, tragic, fucked up in the head. I don't know about English translations, I'm an Europoor

>>36592399
>buying music in 2017
not only that. even if you buy it you re not ensuring the best quality of said music.

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>>36592461
>a fellow BEE fan
Muh nuggah

>>36591596
I've lived in his house since he moved out at 18. We don't live with our parents.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR THEN FUCKING DO THE BUNNY THING ALREADY

>>36592523
I mean I read AP and glamorama and enjoyed them. anything else I should get my hands on?

>>36592156
>Yeah I've played (and love) Blood Money

I really like you. The previous ones were shit though. Except maybe silent assassin was playable and kind of fun, but not BM-tier.

>>36592584
Definitely read Less Than Zero, it's his first and it kinda shows but it's pretty good regardless.

>>36592597
Yeah Blood Money was great. I basically recite the opening dialog to the Carnival mission once a week.
>I'm here to see Joseph Clarence
I was super disappointed with Absolution, but HITMAN is actually pretty good. Haven't played Hokkaido yet, reminds me.

>>36592640
NAMES ARE FOR FRIENDS SO I DON'T NEED ONE

BM is a cult classic

I didn't play the latest one. I was hit pretty hard by how awful absolution was, especially in comparison with BM.

>>36592336
I don't read, but I thought about giving those a shot
>>36592425
The outside bits for me were pretty fun, it's probably the most "survival" survival game I've played other than New Vegas on hardcore
>>36592399
Scardy cat

>>36592673
>Drunker FELBO
What are you drinking?

>>36592721
Champagne!

Okay fellas. It's me again from last night >>36585608

She texted me to come over last night and I think I may have royally fucked up.

>>36592673
Definitely give the new one a try, it's much more "classic" Hitman than Absolution (and good riddance)

>>36592697
>Scardy cat
I AM NOT okay yes I am

>>36592755
Please turn your trip off, you have no reason to be tripping.

>>36592839
>I think I may have royally fucked up
How so?

>>36592859
BUT IT'S FUN THO

No one needs to be tripping, no one had trouble identifying stompsister when she was posting her stuff, and I could identify both Austria and Laura when they weren't tripping, but they do anyway.

>>36592845
If you say so I will. I like stealth games a lot.

>>36592904
>No one needs to be tripping
The people providing actual stories do. All you provide is unfunny shitposting.

>>36592859
and besides. I'm already as hated as story chan in like a single week of tripping what do i havce to lose?

>>36592955
That was my point tho, you don't have to trip to tell stories. People recognise you anyway.

And how dare you my shitposting is very funny. To me, anyway,

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>>36592839
What happened anon?

>>36592958
I don't hate you, I just think you're creepy.

>>36592985
Awww thank you kissy chan.

I think i've drunk too much. Im going to levae you all alone and sleep for a while

So I went to my older sister and held her hand for as long as she'd let me. She just kinda giggled nervously and wrenched it away.

What have you faggots done to me? Why the hell am I doing this?

>>36592903
>>36592985
I went and had sex with her and I have no idea what to do now.

>>36593026
>he doesn't enjoy the feeling of his older sister's hand

>>36593047
nobody's giving you advice until you greentext m8

And yes we're all a bit fucked up ;)

>>36593047
You're certainly faster than Kissy. Just talk to her about it. I don't think there's much to say about it at this point.

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>>36593026
The only bad part I read was when she stopped.

>>36593047
>>36593100
I'm actually really not supportive of this. She's 15 irrc? I can't support that.

>>36593047
Go and have sex with her again?

I hope you didn't grape her.

>>36593092
>>36593100
goddammit m8 you weren't supposed tl say something helpful yet

what do you think this is, a place for venting and helping each other out?

>>36593127
>She's 15
So? That makes it way better.

>>36593047
You take responsability by spending the rest of your life with her.

>>36593127
How exciting, this is just like my chinese animes.
>implying girls younger than 15 aren't having sex nowadays

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>>36593158
>>36593167
Y'all are lewd and wrong and need jesus etc etc

Everyone playing current gen games, and here I am playing Fallout Shelter and free shard WOTLK WOW on an 8 year old box

>>36593202
>saying this when you want to have you brother's babies

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>>36593237
don't judge me anon. I can't help that my window to have non-autistic children is closing on me

>Drive over to our parents house at 2am
>Sneak in parents dead asleep
>Go to my old room since it's far from our parents bedroom
>We chat it up and she tells me an obvious fake story about a problem with a boy
>Too inconsistent
>"I wish I had a boy to comfort me"
>She just looks at me for a minute
>Silence
>She leans in to kiss me
>Let her
>She pushes me over
>Start making out
>Can't hold back I'm admittedly sex starved
>Feel her up while she's in top of me
>She takes her top off
>No bra
>Tells me she's not wearing panties
>Skirt only
>Can't take it
>Get her off of me then bend her over and rail her from behind for a solid 15 minutes
>Nut inside of her without thinking
>Realize what I did
>Tell her I gotta go back home
>Filled with regret
>She's been texting me all morning

>>36593202
>>36593167
I mean, I don't wanna support anything immoral/illegal here, but it's over the age of consent here and honestly 15yo me would've killed to get touchy-feely with a more experienced qt.
>tfw first crush was a 18yo friend of my sister
>started listening to the same music as her to tag along to a concert etc
>was totally invisible to her
;_;

>>36593309
Did you plan on moving to another country and cutting all contact with your family? If not, you should've just talked to her about it. Before, or after. If nobody here gave you advice, what did you intend to do?

>>36593364
>purest love
>immoral
I thought you knew better.

>>36593092
forgot to add the reply at the top here >>36593309

>>36593382
I've been talking to her but sort of avoiding the topic. I'm being nice to her and affirming her affection but reminding her not to tell anyone. I can't help the regret.

I had no plans going into this

>>36593364
I mean it's a big age difference

>>36593449
For the sake of everyone involved I hope no one finds out.

>>36593309
>Impregnated sister
>Regret
Why?

>>36593466
I hope not.

>>36593475
Christ, don't scare me more

>>36593449
>I've been talking to her but sort of avoiding the topic
Everyone needs to stop doing this. You need to discuss it with her and don't acquiesce if she tries to change the subject. It's done, regretting it won't change a thing.

>>36593509
Just do as I said here >>36593158
Sounds like you really will have to.

>>36593509
this

she knows you feel weird about it because you just up and left after and now you're dodging the subject. avoiding talking about it just gives her more room to get scared.

>>36593534
Ah shit meant to reply to >>36593506

>>36593309
you fucked your baby sister. The sistet that you probably held as a baby. So as a man you scored but as a brother you failed.

>>36593546
Alright fuck I'm texting her now that I liked the sex we had. God damn chinese anime boards.

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>>36593576
>but as a brother you failed

>>36593585
>texting her
Really? Talking about this over text might not be the best idea.

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>>36593576
>>36593585
This gives me conflicting emotions

>>36593585
is that how you really feel?

original

>>36593592
yes, funny image. And you're definitely an only child and/or not old enough to have watched over someone as they grew up

i've got nothing against kissy and austria and everyone else, but this right here is something else

>>36593628
>but this right here is
Purest love, of course. But I was old enough, just didn't get to watch them grow up.

>>36593585
Another failure. You're a grown man and this is the sister that you've known since the day she was born. How's it feel being soulless trash?

>>36593217
So uhh, Fallout Shelter was pretty fun. Got old quick though.

>>36593860
It's mostly for background play, or when I'm busy with house chores. Mostly took it up cause it was a good distraction while wifey was in the hospital

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>>36593915
I play Granblue Fantasy for casual background play. It's pretty fun.

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>>36593915
>>36593860
Shit, we talking about mobile games? Step aside, I got Idol shit fever.

>>36593950
Ill check it out tonight! Thank you. Hard to find good casual games that I can leave idle. I used to play a MUD called Dragonrealms back in the day, it was perfect for that since I could script shit between playing

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>>36594025
Huh, those idols look familiar.

>>36594026
There's a lot to the game if you ever have questions feel free to ask.

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>>36594025
Yeah I can't put my finger on it. Hmm.

>>36594025
Anal idol is best idol

>>36594224
Anal idol? ...Go on

Kissy, have you ever tried to hold down a job? Was high school difficult for you?

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>>36594550
I've been fired from every job I've managed to get because of my anxiety attacks.

And school itself wasn't hard. I always did well on tests and stuff. But yeah, I had to drop out.

>>36594601
Did you get your GED at least?

>>36594620
Yeah I did. I flew through the program too. I'm not dumb or anything.

So did guy >>36593585 go back to his sister's place to fill her up again just in case the first load didn't do the job?

>>36594649
No offense intended at all. Dropping out doesn't make you stupid at all. You've never stuck me as someone lacking in IQ

>>36594659
it's a school day, isn't it?

>>36594671
Non-taken, but yeah I just had some bad shit happen to me and I couldn't go back.

>>36594830
What happened?

ooooorginality

>>36594679
Oh right it is, but still he said they were texting, so maybe it's over, diferent time zones and all.

>>36593915
Is your family doing okay, or at least better?

>>36594601
Have you tried working from home?

>>36594887
Yeah, shit it pretty well normalized now. My wrist and hand are still fucked, but I'm adapting

>>36594876
Kind of hard to explain but I can if you want

>>36594887
No I haven't, but I don't have any real skills or knowledge of at-home jobs.

>>36594924
I hope you get better Uncle

>>36594924
>it pretty well normalized now.
Good to hear, what about your family, how are they doing? Are they ok?

>>36595173
Yeah. Wife is done with hospital and medical stuff and back to work, dog is mobile again and just on crate rest, kids are both done with that flu/cold thing that is going around

>>36595034
>Kind of hard to explain but I can if you want
That depends. Is it going to make me sad?

>>36595201
Oh well that's a relief.

Original comment.

Quiet morning today without Austria around

>>36595739
That's because it's night.

>>36595739
I'm in and out a lot spending time with Mook
Dunno where Austria is though but maybe she's dinging her sister

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>>36595761
She's up till like 4am in Nazi time though, no?

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>>36594224
>>36594364
You're all sick. Sick with good tastes.
>>36594207
Everything is same face in our perfect world.

>>36595808
I'm still trying to figure out what the anal idol is I'm reference to. That's a bit...Odd without context

>>36595835
You've delved into a deeper level of degeneracy just now, Anal.

>>36596007
I'm not sure that's possible without a luxury basement, some diapers, a cat fur suit, and a Mexican maid, but ok.

Gonna clue me in on this?

>>36595739
>>36595789
I am often enough, but I have early breakfast with a friend tomorrow so I'll be going to bed early than usually.
Oh and I've been playing Hitman most of today.
And not much new on the sister front so I can't really tell any exciting stories. We've been kissing whenever we can get away with it but nothing more so far. I'm still bummed about her going to Paris kinda.

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>>36595808
>Everything is same face in our perfect world
I guess literally in this case They had an IdolMaster collab event

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>>36596036
That anime babe in my post is the anal idol.
>>36596262
Is Sachiko in there?

>>36596465
That doesn't help...Why is she the anal idol? Is it as cut and dry as just being the wifeu who likes things in her butt?

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>>36596465
I got you idolfam

she hangs from strings during fights

>>36596584
Like, strings out of her ass? Like a dog that ate kite string and drags it around the yard?

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>>36596664
lmao no. I meant like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWteESvCrvY

>>36596936
I'm still confused...But ok

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>>36597254
She's hanging down from strings because she thinks she's performing in a play. it's uhhh not lore friendly?

Also here's the last idol from the crossover event

>>36597308
But why is she anal idol?

>>36596513
Yes. It's as dry as the action I am talking about.

>>36597394
man I don't know I wasn't saying that earlier lol

I was just asked if Sachiko was there

Good evening purest lovers, the spider decided to leave me be, I haven't been able to find it and I'm actually pretty worried about it.

>>36597308
Hey Kissy, what's with all the cute battle girls? is it from an app or something?

>>36597308
no idea what this game is, but that pic is dangerously adorable

>>36597923
>>36597981

Granblue Fantasy it's a mobile game. It has a chrome app too. Pretty fun.

>>36598613
I'll check it out once I have a good enough tolerance for cute.

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>>36598807
It's where I get most of my reaction images.

Also, uhh, Mook told me that he feels closer to me than he ever has today and my heart won't stop melting. I'm feeling really good right now

>>36598938
How so? Have you done anything?

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>>36598972
We've been talking a lot. A lot of personal stuff. We've been kissing and holding hands a lot. Cuddling all the time. He always lewds me once a day at least. We're both in a lot of love with each other so it's just really good between us.

I just looked over him and said "I love you" and he responded with that.

>>36598938
>>36599221
So cute, I'm so happy for you.
>he always lewds me once a day at least
And I'm very happy for that, too!

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>>36599285
hhnnnggg I really wanna do something for him tonight now. Suggestions?

have you and your sissy done anything today?

>>36599439
You're just gonna say it's too much or chicken out regardless of any suggestions you get.

just caught up from last thread
>Austria confirmed real
>Laura confirmed real and qt
>Kissy been confirmed for a while
good thread

>>36599477
>>Laura confirmed real and qt

Because Deer Guy said so? The other two actually have pictures of them that have been posted

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>>36599474
Maybe but I'm feeling motivated.

>>36599477
To be fair I really haven't and I kinda like it that way it's a lot less pressure.

>>36599439
Something lewd, or just anything? Have you done the dinner thing that got blown off the last time?

>have you and your sissy done anything today?
Well, yoga, haha. So at least I got a good view. But also quite a lot of kissing whenever we had a chance and she actually initiated a lot, rubbing through shirt/jeans and such. I'm not sure if she's feeling guilty because of the Paris thing or if she's actually getting comfortable/into this. Maybe both m

>>36599554
Maybe try giving him a lap dance?

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>>36599566
I dunno if you were around but we did make up with a good meal.

Also how tender was this touching

>>36599577
I really would try but I have no idea how. Might try something teasy that's sorta like a lapdance though good idea

>>36599520
hey its something
something original or course

>>36599683
Lots of tutorials on YouTube. I had a girl that did a strip belly dance for me, strictly from YouTube tutorials. Should be pretty easy to find. It's also apparently really good exercise

>>36599720
huh. well if I don't respond for a while you all know what I'm doing.

>>36585421
My cousin came to my room yesterday, she was feeling kinda sad because she misses her family (she is living with my mother and me). One thing led to another and we fugged

>>36599780
Physically beating your brother into submission? Good luck on whatever you decide to do.

>>36599683
Oh, yeah I must've missed that.
Pretty tender, but also not so tender occasionally...and we did a bit of thigh rubbing which, turns out, we both really really like.

>>36599839
That feels greentextworthy

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>>36599872
c'mon girl greentext that shit or else

>>36599993
Kissy I...

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>>36585421
>hold their hand
l-lewd

>>36585722
As long as she isn't a loli, smash

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>>36593309
>Filled with regret
Dude, this is your one chance to have a gf. Roll with it man, you're lucky as fuck.

>>36599993
Shame, if you had gotten those sweet 9s, I would've.
Just kidding.
>after yoga
>aunt and mom are getting drunk downstairs
>figure I'll take a shower
>sister stops me, grabs my hand
>basically just drags me to her room, giggling
>both fall down on her bed
>kissing
>pushes her leg up between mine
>this again
>shy, wriggle away a bit so she doesn't rub against my center
>she moves closer
>smiles into our kiss
>"stop running, I'm trying to be nice here"
>oh okay then
>start rubbing myself against her leg, with her chest pressed on top of mine
>heaven
>was probably moaning like a slut because she kept giggling
>mom calls us down to dinner before anything more happens
>try to calm down somewhat
>she just keeps laughing at me because I looked "completely undone"
>go down to dinner holding hands, can't stop smiling
Not super interesting (and I didn't finish or anything) but it's really nice.

>>36593707
fuck off normie
>>36593585
Talk about this like adults, meet up with her in private and discuss what happened, and what the future holds

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>>36600284
I was one number off REEEEEEE etc etc

>Not super interesting
>greentext says otherwise

wew

>>36600316
Also should add if you want if you want to salvage your relationship to a semi-normal, Don't keep it a secret, talk to a family member you know you can trust and explain how much you fucked up.

Bet Kissy is getting her twerk on right now

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>>36600740
THIS IS MORE DIFFICULT THAN YOU MADE IT SEEM

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>>36600794
Good things often are hun! But think how much your aniki will love it when you grind his hard cock against your ass

>>36600821
wait I thought guys stay dressed during lap dances

>>36600839
...they do. You think we can't get an erection with our clothes on?

>>36600284
I thought it was interesting and fun and super cute

>>36599520
Laura's never gonna post an identifiable picture of herself here, and I'll never post her pictures either. Believe us or not, it doesn't change anything
Y'all are missing out though, she's cute as fuck

>>36600740
You're too hip for your own good, old man

>>36600876
>spoiler
Fuck you! Hope your Truck-kun's next victim.

>>36600876
>she's cute as fuck

not cute enough for a certain middle-aged man though

>>36600976
To be fair, her mom's tits are bigger

>>36600405
I mean, it was definitely fun but not super exciting compared to what you've already done.

>>36600872
T-thanks. It was cute and fun for sure.

>>36601002
>Deer guy has also fapped to her mom's tits.

>>36601052
Wait, what? I have? When?
Butts are better than boobs though

If use were giving someone a lap straddle, were would you put your hands? on the shoulders? butt? chest?

Don't question the question, I need suggestions

>>36601094
On the hips, from my (very limited) understanding

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>>36601084
Well spoken, mein nigga

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>>36601084
>butts are better than boobs
Nice heresy

>>36601025
>not super exciting compared to what you've already done.

I mean I like kissy's greentexts and updates but I'm a bit more excited about you because of the... ambiguous (?) response that your sister had to your confession. I mean sure she's on board but she did say she was weirded out, and you haven't gone all the way yet. You still have milestones and goals

>>36601214
A lot of those. And also a lot of pitfalls and fear to get over. I'd rather have it just be happily-ever-after but I guess that's not how life works.
I'm not complaining of course, I never thought I'd get this far.
With that said, I'm going to bed now, apparently I have a social life and it needs me to get up for breakfast tomorrow.
Good night thread!

>>36601316
Night Austria-chan

>>36601316
Goodnight Austria~

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>>36601208
>tfw no sororitas gf to purify me

>>36600976
Why? Why do this?
>>36599993
Did you steal that from me?

>>36601383
Oh, come on anon, I'm sure you'll find someone who will put cigarettes out on your nuts, while calling you a good little sissy slut

>>36601316
Nighty night Nazi

>>36601415
No, I just want to feel the prometheium wash over me and my last sight to be a sister of battle's unfeeling face.

>>36601496
Sounds like Laura is your girl then

Speaking of Laura

http://www.strawpoll.me/12840081

>>36601393
>Why? Why do this?

some men just want to watch Laura burn

Okay I have been trying to teach myself to lapdance and I'm not doing too well with it. That or I'm really self conscious. Should I just try it?

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So. Since I'm sober and awake now, and since this is the hug-your-imouto thread, I might as well post something topical for once.

Today (27/4) is my little sister's birthday! We were borrn 5 years apart so when she was 14, I'd be 19. Despite the age difference (or maybe because it wasn't all that pronounced), we used to be pretty good friends with each other. We never viewed each other sexually, though sorry to dissapoint you incest fetishists.

She was kinda looking up to me when we were teenagers, because when she'd be entering high school, I'd be in uni etc, so I'd always be one and a quarter of a step ahead, like a goal she had to accomplish / something to catch up with, and a source of stories about situations she didn't have any experience with. She was more social than me, so that was kind of misguided on her part but I still appreciated it

She'd try to get me to go out with her friends, because I used to stay at home and she was afraid I was lonely (which I wasn't really) but I thought that was awkward (we were never at an age differential where her friends would be equally mature as I'd be, for instance 23 and 27, and I didn't want to get out with teen girls).

Anyway, I don't want to stretch this out, long story short, three years ago, when she was 19 and a half, she went out with her friends and she had an accident. Me and our parents always advised her to look both sides before she crossed the road -it's a cliche thing, I know- but much like the car that hit her, our advice went over her head.

It's kind of upsetting to write this down. She didn't die on the spot. In the hospital she was kind of drifting back and forth. I mean she opened her eyes now and then, but she was too fucked up to speak or do anything, so she just looked at me and slept again after a while. She had a couple of surgeries for her leg and to clean her lungs, but she died anyway, two days after being hospitalized.

I probably should have gone out with her more.

>>36601630
wait have you ever given him a HJ, I forget

>>36601630
Go for it!!!

>>36601535
>smoll grill
Best option

>>36601630
Use your fatsacks instead

>>36601664
I ended up giving him one yeah.

>>36601662
Dude...I'm so sorry

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>>36601535
smol grill best pic related

>>36601684
what did you mean by this?

Also, I've missed a lot of replies earlier. Sorry, I was trying my hardest

>>36601743
I think he means titty fuck him

>>36601662
Oh man that's fucked, I'm sorry FELBO

Rest in peace felbo's imouto. Hopefully she's skipping in the plains of imouto heaven and thinking about you

>>36601692
in that case the logical next step is BJ but lapdance could be fun as well

>>36601692
Are you still nervous about it?
Has it made you feel confident enough to give him blowjob yet?

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>>36601662
>Expect comfy story about how you did something nice for you imouto on her birthday.
>Imouto died.
Fuck, I'm so sorry.
I think my opinion about you just changed.

>>36601662
shit that's actually really heavy. I'm sorry that happened. I wish I had more to say just, that's hard. I don't know what I'd do in your shoes.

>>36601662
what happened to the guy that hit her? did you sue?

>>36601848
Create a comfy basement of sexual deviance where you can enact your wildest fantasy's on women that you wish were your Imouto?

>>36601662
Man I'm so sorry.
How did you cope with this? You're a stronger person than I.

>>36601662
Fuck man, that's heavy. Remember, all imoutos go to heaven, she's always with you.

>>36601662
Hey man, i doubt anything I can say will make you feel any better, but I'm honestly sorry. Just remember that you didn't do anything wrong by not going out with her more, there was no way you could have known this would happen. My hearts out to you man, for real.

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>>36600871
Man I don't know I thought yes.
>>36601393
I think. I stole if from this thread.
>>36601683
I think I'm gonna give this up and I might try this >>36601684 instead
>>36601757
Oh. I didn't know that was much of a thing outside of doujin.
>>36601820
Maybe but I keep chickening out.
>>36601874
2soon

There all caught up with the thread. I'm abandoning lapdancing though. I'm not good at it.

Feel really bad about FELBO now though poor guy

>>36602070
If your gonna tit fuck him, make sure to have some kind of lube or lotion. Chaffing is a real risk with that activity

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>>36601718
>>36601785
>>36601833
>>36601848
>>36601911
Thanks, I guess. I'm sorry for being late, I was opening another cheap champagne.

>>36601873
You don't need to do something in the case of vehicular manslaughter where I live. The police ask you questions and then they tell the prosecutor to prosecute the case. You can only sue for damages which we did and got some money. He got a year and 9 months in jail, but didn't spend any of it in there (the maximum penalty is only three years). It was an old man that shouldn't be driving at all, in my opinion.

>>36601874
I never saw her like that but I still smirked

>>36601902
With alcohol when I'm thinking about it, but mostly I'm not. You just stop thinking about it. The best way to describe it is with the concept of privation. What remains is a lasting experience of the absence of something that should be there. You don't usually have strong positive memories.

>>36601965
I know, thanks.

>>36602127
I think I have an idea of what to use.

>>36602285
Don't get too drunk now.
Okay. I'm gonna be back in a while. Been working myself up to initiate. I'll post results later.

>>36602502
God speed you glorious titcow

Since we're slow, do y'all wanna hear about the chick who almost turned me off to anal sex for good?

>>36602557
Sounds good, tell us the story you old bastard.

>>36601535
>Sounds like Laura is your girl then
What?
Also, I'm not gonna put "smoll girl"
>>36601611
Why? To what end?
>>36601662
Jesus I'm sorry, that's rough as hell, no one should have to go through that
sorry if I'm off, but are you the British guy?
>>36602070
Yea I posted it...thief

>>36602557
I don't see why not
orig

>>36585421
>>36585421
Stop roleplaying fagarolios
>CONSTERNED BEARDED ONE.JPG

>>36585421
I can't hug my brother, usually we keep to ourselves and have conversation whenever we cross paths. I show him I love him in other ways ;u; I bake him things like banana sticky buns, peanut butter cookies, blueberry pancakes- things like that. I bring him things home from work when I get home late so he'll wake up and have it as a surprise and leave little notes with smiley faces. Hopefully it makes him feel a little better or gives him something to look forward to a little more.

Dad constantly bares down on him and I know that just be frustrating.
>Here's hoping I help :)

>>36602583
>I'm not gonna put "smoll girl"

we will call you that though

smol girl <3

>Why? To what end?

you have boric acid in your blood, skin and hair, so when you burn it makes green flames and it's really pretty just like you when you're alive and not being incinerated

>>36602663
that's sweet of you anon, I'm sure you mean a lot to him

>>36601662
Fuck, man. That last part was really hard to read. I'm really sorry for what you went through.

>>36602713
I hope so. Do you have any siblings Anon?

>>36602721
Did you make your sister some pea soup like a good big brother?

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>>36602583
>spoiler
No, he's not me. I have no siblings and I thank God I haven't had to go through what he's been through.

>>36602771
I have 5, but I only get to see one of them regularly. It's a weird situation.

>>36602789
>pea soup
We've never had that in our entire life. Is it good? All that she was eating was beef casserole when I got back home. Which is actually what I'm about to munch on once I leave my cave.

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>>36600164
>having this much shit taste

>>36602904
No, it's disgusting and painful to make

>>36602583
Thanks, and no? I'm the bondageposter that was shitposting about abducting you and about how he was fetishizing you bredy hard. I was also the first that called you chick nugget, a grand accomplishment.

>>36602721
Yeah, thanks. It was hard to write, too.

So I was a pet department manager of PetSmart. This girl was an assistant manager of another branch the next city over. We met and hit it off when her stores fish wall took a shit and needed to be refurbished. They called me down to help with the install and normalizing of the system.

Cute girl. Blond hair, DD tits. Had horses, rich. Also a vegan.

So because of the schedule we both had, the only time we had to meet up was on Saturdays. So pretty much Saturday became a fuck-all-day marathon for the first month or two.

As we progressed, we started experimenting. Me being me, the subject eventually went to butt fucking. She wasn't... enthusiastic, but did agree.

So the first attempt comes. We get prepped, until she sees the lube. Apparently, astroglide isn't vegan? She refused to proceed using that lube. Killed the mood. No fucking that Saturday.

Next Saturday comes. Got my coconut oil ready. Let's do this! Well....this is when I discover that coconut oil kills latex condoms.

Ok. Next Saturday. No sex in two weeks. I'm gonna pound her ass like a jack hammer! Lamb skin condoms. Coconut oil. I. Am. Ready.

Lube her up really well. Ease in.

Awwww yisssss....wait...

She starts whimpering, and tells me to pull it out fast. I do. And the damn bursts.

Pro tip: wheat grass and a kale/beet/garbanzo salad aren't the best diet for ass fucking.

She goes full on tub girl.

That...was an akward cleaning session. I wound up just replacing the bed

>>36602900
>dubs
Congrats ;v;

>weird situation
Weird how (if you don't mind me asking) ? I can't imagine having 5 siblings and only seeing one regularly. I see my brother 1-2 times a week when he comes out of his room. Where do they all go anon?

>>36602905
Don't get me wrong, I love lolis, but I would never fuck one In real life

>>36603046
Actions speak louder than words. If you truly loved them, you would.

>>36602838
>>36602965
Sorry, I just thought, I don't know
Shot in the dark,
>>36602905
Yea, shit taste
>>36602675
But why me?

Alright, we're going to my grandma's...the one who (probably?) Doesn't know about K

>>36603005
My parents are divorced and had children with other people after they had me and my brother. My dad had 3 daughters with another woman, my mom had a son with another man. My 3 half-sisters and my one
actual brother were raised by my dad (who's 500 km away). I was raised by my mom and my half-brother was mostly raised by his dad who has custody. This half-brother is dear to me, I see him every other weekend and he's pretty much my only friend

>>36603085
But i wouldn't want to hurt them you silly goose. And not to mention the jail time

>>36603110
Stop being such a sadist, then.
>jail time
Maybe if you live in Australia.

>>36603108
>Sorry, I just thought, I don't know
Shot in the dark,
You're high, aren't you.

Don't go out high, be safe.

>>36603109
I'm sorry anon, that's a tricky situation. At least you have your half-brother, I'm glad he's your friend. :) You seem nice enough to garner multiple friends.

>>36603177
thanks anon, appreciate it. How old is your brother btw? Rereading your post it sounds like he's pretty young

>>36603249
He's not that older than me. He's 21 as of this month, I'm the younger one :) He just "lacks a sense of urgency" so says my father. I think he's doing ok, he has a job, not a total NEET in societies eyes.

>>36602987
That's exactly what puts me off anal.

>>36603438
So you would be his younger sister correct?

I'm 20 and my half-bro's 13

>>36603109
>Your brother gets a little sister harem
Sounds like you ended up losing.
Do you at least get along with them?

>>36603109
Hug your hlaf-brother then, lad

>>36603670
Brother was isolated like me, didn't care much for sisters except the youngest one

yeah I get along with them, but we don't get affectionate or anything. Even platonic cuddling with my 16 yr old sister seems inconceivable to me

Dinner time bumper car

Desu

>>36592290
Shit was kinda boring, it was missing something essential that I just can't describe.

Take bets on if Kissy is getting her succ on?

>>36604676
I doubt she is.

We're watching the draft and my mom called/liked the Jets' pick, I said "that's not gonna fix anything", she got a sour face and said "hey Laura, you wanna see something funny?". I almost bit, but I realized what she meant and shut up
Other stuff has happened, but I just thought that was funny
>>36604425
I get what you mean, not particularly memorable I guess

>>36603621
Yep. I don't know if you're still here, sorry about the delayed response, I was on a walk. I'm 19, about a year and a half younger give or take. What do you and your half-bro like to do when you do get to see each other?

>>36604828
what did she mean?

this originality system is dumb and useless

>>36604904
Her next words would have been something along the lines of "Hey Laura has a boyfriend"

>>36604695
hey i'm trying to work myself up to it
report in a bit
>>36604864
hey a new friendo

>>36604942
Hi :> hows your day been?

Oringinaleo

>>36604996
Might wanna secure your trip, Plant-chan

>>36605221
>Wish I could :'(

Potted planteriginalio

>>36605332
Why can't you?

Desu

>>36605645
Off by 3 & 1 :'((
>also disregard I am plant

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One of you wanted to see the ring, so here it is. It finally came in today. I did a good job of playing it down on what the package was when she asked me. Just said that I ordered a model kit and some supplies I needed to stock up on. She rolled her eyes and let me go on my merry way. A nice change of pace compared to how much she was breathing down my neck ever since I got the ring size out of her last week, but that doesn't matter. What does matter is that her ring is here and that I am happy. All that is left to do is to hide this and wait until her birthday.

It may not be the most expensive or flashiest of rings, but I'm sure she'll love anything I give her. I could probably just present her an onion ring and she'd be fine and dandy as long as it's from me. I absolutely love my sister with all my heart, and I doubt that this ring will ever come close to representing that. It's at least something. I feel damn sure of myself and confident about this, which is a nice change of pace. I'm Ramba Ral

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>>36605982
Very nice, I'm sure I wasn't the only one that wanted to know how it looked though.

>>36605982
Fucking noice, no matter how tsun she acts and how much she is going to fake that she hates that you bought it for her, she is so going to love it.
Thought about how you're going to give it to her?

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>>36606097
What do you mean? Who else would want to know?
>>36606115
Here's hoping.
I thought of going the full cheese route and hiding it in a Petitgguy box. Might compliment the one I got her back in December.. You know? The old switcheroo.

Someone please photoshop that frog into a Pepe.

>>36606214
I mean, I'm sure everyone else was equally curious as to what kind of ring you picked.

>>36606214
Are you going to give it to her as soon as she wakes up that day or wait until all your friends and family are there?