you fuckers fucked me

>>36519390
oh look another 16 year old memelord
fuck off

Holy shit. Ah well shouldn't have posted personal shit on 4chan you know how this goes man.

>>36519390
>that reddit formatting
kys cuck

>check leddit to verify if this is true
>it actually is
I never thought those wankers would actually be interested in such a relatively low-profile story. They didn't even include the rest of the posts. Please keep us updated, sniffjizzer-kun.

>>36519520
whats the story?

oreganoll

>>36519557
I am also curious as to what the story is

$girl? is she a fucking variable or what

>>36519390
>>go to school
>>$girl's friends boyfriend comes up to me
>>spidey sense tingling
>>"hey $girl lives with you now right?"
>>yeah
>>"you're sharing a room yeah?"
>>spidey sense blaring
>>"I saw a thing on reddit"
>>notlikethis.jiff
>>take a look
>>screencap on front page of /r/4chan
>>imgur pic has 290,000 views
>>mfw
>I'm at school and hate all you fuckers so I probably won't reply

Kill yourself

Might as well post pics of her now. Or just go all in and try to bang her, i mean you're an internet celebrity now.

Getting beaten up by chad soon

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>>36519625
>ayy bbby I made it to the front page of leddit want 2 fukk?

>>36519579
>>36519557
Long story short, this girl and her mom had to move in with OP and his mom. Childhood friend, father recently died so she's temporarily autistic, they gotta share a room yaddayadda. One day he comes in and beats off while smelling her shirt, but didn't know she was in the room as well. Now he's on a payth to redemption and possibly pussy until reddit ruined it.

>>36519557
>>36519579
Yeah me too. I don't feel like going on r forchan so can someone explain what happened

>>36519661
oh i remember that thread, 4chan BTFO by le epic reddit army once more :'(

Anyone have the pics? I was in that thread but never stayed long enough to see them

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>>36519661
i found it.

ignore this text bby

>>36519557
>>36519579
>>36519665
Just search his trip in desu, newfags.

>>36519390
Sorry to hear that, sniffjizzer. Seriously fuck reddit.

Is it the "robot fucks up big time" one?

But OP just go "yeah happens to the best of us", you know "hey a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do" type of stuff with a confident, self-aware grin on your face

Being able to laugh at yourself is what keeps you from getting bullied as long as you're not a pushover either

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The threads have some replies no in the cap:

>>36481025
>>36494841

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>>36519729
>as long as you're not a pushover

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Holy fuck ITS SEEPING INTO THE REaL WoRLd

>>36519749
Stop giving reddit more material.

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>>36519707
I don't think op did anything wrong. It's his house. Dumb roastie whore should at least blow him or something in exchange for half his fucking room. God fucking fuck I hate bitches like that she thinks she's so fucking entitled fuck at least give op a sock or something to get off to since you took his computer jesus fuck

>>36519779

OPs fucked anyway may as well be fucked for the whole thing

Who are these fucking people who post on /r/4chan? They larp in the comments like how they think people on this site act. Sad!

>>36519831
Why does it even exist?

>>36519831
>Sad!

Go back
>>>>>reddit
>>>>>MLP
>>>>>BLACKED.com

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You fucked up bad jizzerbro keep us updated you mad bastard

>>36519831
i read the comments on that as well, what the fuck is wrong with them
>>*teleports behind her* HAHA LIKE THE 4CHAIN MEEMEE GET IT??????

One question I always had...how long was she watching OP beat off.

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>>36519390
there is no chance any of this is real


but even the idea of it makes me kek. cucked by reddit again, lmao

>>36519767
>take a look at where we are

Well, yeah, but doesn't necessarily mean you *need* to be a pushover.

It doesn't matter at the end of the day.

You can't strongarm people into liking you. At best you'll feel better about never having "lost" or being humiliated. You'll still be lonely.

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>>36519831
Now would be the perfect time for OP:
>>come back into room
>>look her in the eyes
>>"n-nothin' personnel, kid"
>>turn 270 degrees and walk away
is reddit really this bad?

OP you should run away and never come back cause you're fucked

>>36519831
Curiosity made search for that thread on reddit. It was really bad, as bad as the youtube comments section.

Is that whole place nothing but normie teenagers?

In ten years you won't give a fuck.

>someone fucked up a guy's chance for a happy life for some fucking upvotes on an internet forum
I used not to care about these things and even found them funny but this really leaves me feeling hollowed out

>>36519998
Damn one away from quads. Sometimes when I see this I think one second later an you would've been a quad god. Just one second of not hitting the post button and you would've had the satisfaction of having four 9s at the end of your post line up perfectly. That only occurs every 1000 posts. I truly feel for you anon

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>>36520065
Same here. I was getting invested in the story and then some retard ruins everything.

/r/4chan is basically 4chan but popular. Why did you post that shit on the internet, OP? You're dumb.

>>36520149
>basically 4chan
its so fucking cringy jesus christ, like /b/*1000

>>36519390
>I'm at school and hate all you fuckers so I probably won't reply
Please don't blame us. Blame reddit crossposters.

>>36520178
You've become blind to how cringy 4chan is. That thread on /r/4chan is exactly what happens to every 300+ reply thread here.

I really, really, really fucking hate reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/6725ca/robot_fucks_it_up_big_time/

I linked this thread for everyone on reddit to see the result.

>>36520241
You're exaggerating, I rarely see a thread as cringy as that one.

I keep myself out of /v/ and /pol/ and haven't been on /b/ in years, though

>>36520327
Stop attentionwhoring, fag.

Only remotely not shit thing in the reddit comments is the femanon perspective comment

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>>36519880
By the sounds of it...The whole time.

She was probably recording...OP I'll see you on live leak soon nigga

>>36520566
Haha, epic joke.

>>36519390
Oh my fucking god

>This faggot
http://i.imgur.com/IiMiGRM.png

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>tfw you tell your internet friendos your secrets and they put it on the normie web
>tfw screencaps being shared around
>tfw the girl has definitely seen them
>tfw you took a picture of her and put it on a nepalese tobogganing connoisseurs bulletin board
>tfw she knows
>tfw chad walks up to you
>tfw you start a fight preemptively
>tfw you leave school
>tfw 5 missed calls from mom
>tfw mom kicked brother out of house for getting into fights
>tfw you're next
>tfw reddit literally ruined your life
>tfw you spend last moments on earth telling internet strangers

hows your day been friendos

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>Redditors have now managed to convince themselves it is acceptable to browse both 4chan and Reddit and still consider yourself a robot

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>>36519707
I remember this thread. Nice going OP

>>36521909
I only browse it for the porn and it's not even that great for that.

I share porn and get captions from girls there too. Even messaging one girl who lets me tell her what she does with herself. Couldn't get that with 4chan if i'm honest with you.

>tfw you witnessed this thread happening and now you're part of history.

>>36521823
dont forget to livestream the suicide

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>>36521823
good bye sniffjizzer, its been a good run

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>>36521823
that's nothing, I've been posting cp on /int/ for years, the cops came to my house, stole my pc and laptop, never gave it back, and now I have a sentence of 6 months in jail to serve for disseminating and possesion of cp and I'm avoiding police 24/7 cause I believe I won't survive jail

>>36522268
You're a fucking idiot, dude.

>>36522268
If you somehow don't get murdered in jail, enjoy the rest of your life on a sex-offender registry

>>36521823
I wish every edgy underage fags on this website goes through some retarded shit like this.
you had it coming 14 year old reddit nigger.

>>36519390
>I'm at school
You need to be over 18 to use this website.

MODS MODS MODS!

>>36522411
I require support, could be held back.

>>36522458
Well that same IP address could still be used by underage people at the same school, its too risky.

Ban him!

>>36521823
keep with us till you are dead on a ditch.
the real robots never do that to you.
we could track you down and black mail you but never fuck you like that.
godspeed op and if you so decide to kill yourself remember that dead people don't pay any debts soo start doing debts.

>>36519390
i hate being reminded there are people scanning the catalogue for epic maimz to post to /r/underageandretarded

>>36519831
>Sad!
You're worse than reddit.

Also /r/4chan isn't that bad, except when they try to have serious political discussions. See >>36519974

>not masturbating in the bathroom

what a retard

>>36521823
>>tfw you tell your internet friendos your secrets and they put it on the normie web

"internet friendos"
wew lad
2/3 of this place is autistic, what kind of shit did you expect?
Also
>tfw you took a picture of her and put it on a nepalese tobogganing connoisseurs bulletin board
Does anybody have her pic?

>>36522545
>/r/4chan isnt that bad
its literally the thing that pulls the most clueless normies here out of anything, just stay there

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>>36519390
You did nothing wrong, OP. She just sat there and watched you hammer the life out of your dick. If she or anyone tries to give you shit, then kindly tell them to fuck off. She should have said something.

Perhaps she was just curious, or so depressed she didn't even care.

Either way, top kek m80.

>>36522268
Gain weight and look hideous as possible dude I'm serious. They rape people with cp related crimes.

>>36522268
Are you the Polish poster? Can you post some in this thread? Just to prove your story, of course.

>>36519584
lmao.

What "$word" does fellas?

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>be girl
>child hood friend is weird
>dad died, get super depressed
>life has no meaning any more
>i want to die
>go home after a shitty day at school
>your childhood friend is fucking jacking off using your own shirt to a loud porn video right in your own fucking room

>>36522748
Nice try, Chris.

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>>36519390
ok I went and looked it up. now where's the fucking follow-up story?

>>36522748
I don't have anything, I cleaned all my HDDs, I had to run through the window in the basement twice already when I saw police approaching, I download some hebe to fap sometimes but I always delete it afterwards

>>36522814
Yeah OP is pretty fucked up and disconnected

>>36522814
This

Double original

>>36519831
>Sad!

Back to the T_D, newfaggot redditor.

OP should sort this out with the girl first.

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>>36519661
It does sound like she is an actual autist.

>>36519749
>she tells $HUGEBITCH
Not surprised at all. Girls can't ever keep their mouths shut about anything.

They should have listened to the fucking uncle.

>>36519661
oh that one. damn

>>36522634
Its in the original thread, normalfag.

>>36521977
Back to Rebbit, please.
Don't you know the rules.
"If you enjoy rival sites, don't"

>>36522268
>posts cp on fbi owned site.
>wonders why police come by

>>36522922
I would torture that guy with sticks and a glue gun

>>36519390
FUCK YOU REDDITFAGS FUCK OFF MY BOARD PROTONORMAN SCUM. FUCK YOU PEOPLE.

>>36522954

>implying plebbit is a rival to us

apologize

>>36519749
why the fuck did he even use leddit in the first place and he has shit bros who can't keep their mouth shut. He was asking it

> all the faggots in this thread getting tricked into using reddit by the OP
leave 4chan and never come back

>>36519390
>>36519520
holy fuck i replied to that thread yesterday we normie famous now. did you give yourself away to the boyfriend? have you tried any further to fix what happened with $girl? is life ever gonna be the same?

>>36523044

Kill yourself norman

Originalio

>>36519858
You are a horrible person, total loser. you should visit /pol/ more often.

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>>36522973
You don't belong here, he's a hero.

>>36522928
Saw it. Blurred face. 0/10.

sniffjizzer, just come clean to the girl. tell her that you just like her and you're sorry for being retarded. it's all over, but there's a good chance she won't hate you.

>>36522814
>in your own fucking room
wrong

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>>36522814
It was his room that she invaded so she should feel grateful for the honor of watching him beat his dick like a redheaded step child you fucking roastie-defending normie scum

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>>36521823
Heres the plan
>You're Internet famous now, normies love that
>You fought with chad, girls love that
>Girl obviously likes you
Go bang girl. Your life is fucked so might as well go all out and say you desperately want her. Kill chad. Kill Brother. Kill Reddit. Kill self. The end.

>>36522954
I came here first m8, I don't like reddit much at all. I'm sure you'll understand the greater opportunities to talk and post dirty shit to girls at least?

Don't lie us boi we know you are lying

Who fucking cares? All he did was jerk off while she watched him? Grow up OP and move on jesus you are pathetic and a moron for giving out that many details in the first place.

>>36519390
Pls, come back sniffjizzer, tell us how you got gangbanged by your mother and qt crush.

>>36523133
It's not /pol/, he's one of the plebbit invaders

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>>36521823
>Life fucked cause girl blabbed for social status
Guilt trip her into becoming your gf. It's all her fault.

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Fucking redditors have no god damn ed honor. In the first thread OP asked repeatedly not to fuck him on this while he was sperging and asking for advice, yet some fucking normie thought "lol this guy's so pathetic!" and fucked him anyways. Just for some Internet points. Do normies even have fucking empathy?

Sorry OP. I got no advice but I hope this shit works out.

Feel sorry for ya dude, but you really shouldn't have shared this on 4chan (I came from a different site actually to see how this played out). Just hope you can make it through school without being totally screwed by idiots.

>>36523550
Do you fags know where you are!? 4chan is the pioneer of fucking people over online.

>>36523790
>!?

Fucking newfag. We don't fuck over our own for no reason. At worst we'll relentlessly mock and abuse you, but we won't take that shit IRL so Chad and Stacy can see what a stupid autist you are. Only cruel, petty normies do that kind of shit.

Go back to fucking reddit you stupid faggot.

I was in that thread, I'm sorry OP

>>36523790
but we don't fuck over people if we get invested in their stories.. would 4chan fuck over nurse-kun? op may have cleared his tracks better, but the real faggot is the one posting that reddit thread.

>>36523790
>le we are anomalous, we are region
Found the Redditor. You are truly pathetic.

>>36523924
>>36523897
I've been here since 2005. This is what 4chan is. We invented doxxing people. Jesus Christ, you guys are the fucking worst.

>>36523897
>Haha, well clearly you weren't expecting the worst from 4chan!
Fuck off, Reddit cunt

>>36523956
>>36524006
Angry newfag is angry. Go back to r/4chan, you're probably the cunt that posted this shit there.

>>36523213
No, that's how women think

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Was really hoping it would work out for u man.

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>horrible awkward event happens and against all odds Sniff manages to pull through and looks like he's on his way to a good ending
>reddit happens
I'm so sorry, there's only one honorable thing left to do

>>36524191
rape, then cop-suicide?

God damn I hate redditors


pls be organal

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UPDATE US FRIENDO :(

we miss you sniffjizzer, how are you?

if this is real, sorry this happened, dood. To both you, and her. Shitty situation all around. Hang on, it'll be funny someday.

A fellow robot doesn't try to ruin other robot's lives

fuck reddit. if you do anything for revenge I don't blame you.

>be girl
>have autism
>dad dies
>still manage to ruin someones life just because he wanted to masturbate in his own bedroom

Fucking women, I swear to god.

>>36523550
>Normies
>honor
These nouns don't belong in the same sentence less than seven words apart.

>>36519390
thats what you get for being underage
FAGGOT
A
G
G
O
T

>>36521823
dude you asked normie web what to do yourself, except this is a different tripcode and this is a fantasy roleplay

i hate reddit as much as the next guy. same goes with crossposters. but you're just a fucking retard through and through and you did it to yourself

>>36519874
>im so fucking mad
gets me everytime

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go postal, faggot.

>>36519390
Underage cancer gets just desserts. Also kys for tripfagging.

>>36521823
time to move to another country and change your name
otherwise there's no recovering from that
>good luck sniff

>>36524742
He's not underage my dude, he mentioned in a post about needing special help and maybe getting held back.

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kek nigga. That sucks

>>36524937
I stand corrected

>>36519390
that sucks dude

update now nigger

update us senpai

>>36519390
We care about you. Please update us. Just deny that it was your thread and say that some dude was bullying you over this, but that it's fine now.

>>36519661
>I'm so fucked up
original

>>36524655
Makes my blood fucking boil just thinking about it. She even said

>I didn't really

Then fucked him over by running her mouth before

>jk lol sorry not sry XD

Women are the worst meme

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>>36522716
>mfw prisoners go all white knight on pedophilia
>mfw rape, murder, beat those in there for child related crimes
>mfw some of them are in there for killing people but somehow think they're above those who are into children
>WEW LAD

>>36523135
Where is that from? Origi diggi niggi

>>36525589
yeah lol it's not like he jerked off to her, cummed on her clothes, and then made her clean it up.

>>36522268
Are you the Russian PedoJew?

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>>36519390
hey OP, have you seen the film Mr. Nobody?
It's about the same situation you're in (with 2 teens who move in together because their parents hook up) except the girl and guy in the same room start banging on the regular.

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>>36519707
followup1

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>>36519749
>>36519707
see >>36525733
followup 2

>>36525663
He never came on his clothes, he just jerked off to her which isn't a crime or unethical. Especially if you're letting her stay in your room. Imagine if a girl was flicking the bean smelling your shirt. You wouldn't then try to ruin her social life would you?

Also, can you blame him for sperging out and leaving a mess in his OWN GODDAMN room. She could have said something at any time or just left during or maybe even walk out while he's in the bathroom.

Fucking toasty roasties make me sick

>>36525751
>can't imagine anything interesting will happen
Op never asked for this

>>36521823
r9k was compromised years ago, newfag. This is essentially just a sub reddit these days. Damn shame if everything you say is true though.

>>36519390
>>36521823
Whenever you can, tell us what happened next. Nothing to lose at this point.

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>>36522268
ayy I remember you. You that "polish" CP bombing super villain. Everyone kept telling you what would happen and you just kept doing it out of spite.

You're right to run though. Inmates do not appreciate pedophiles one bit. There was a documentary about how being found out as a pedophile in prison is a death sentence.

>>36519390
Dude just laugh it off if they talk to you about it.
People just want a cheap laugh they don't really give a shit unless you act defensive about it.

>anon walks in the door
>sees $her wearing the same shirt
what do?

>>36525871
Why in the fuck did they let him get away the first time, for a violent crime. I swear UK courts are completely fucked beyond belief. I wonder what event in his childhood caused him to be like that tho

>>36522268

You deserve it tbqh
You were an annoying piece of shit.

>>36519390
what school? Middle?

I can't believe he blames us for this.

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>>36519707
Oh gosh, when was this posted. I guess r9k isn't complete shit

>>36525751
>>36509942
Linking for to make easier the reading

>>36525733
>>36525751
Am I retarded or does he have a shot with her?

>>36525920
i'd be at a loss for words if i were OP

>>36525968
I think her severely compromised mental state might have something to do with it. or just that females have really weird ways of thinking about things

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Man I'm a Schizo idiot on a watch list and criminal record, but I'm still not as dumb as you guys. Thanks for reaffirming I'm not the worst person here

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>holy shit its actually real
>https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/6725ca/robot_fucks_it_up_big_time/

my fucking sides are in orbit

yet another reason why Redditors should commit group suicide

I'm sorry OP

>>36519390
>hehehe
>look at this person and LAUGH

i hate normies too

>>36525871
>"""""JUSTICE"""""
>Why didn't they just sentence him to be brutally murdered? Surely they knew that's what happens to people like him in places like that.

Fucking cowards, letting the people they locked in a facility do their dirty work for them so they can say they followed the law. No sympathy for what the dude did, and he was retarded for bragging about it (though I think it's clear he had some sort of mental issues), but butchery tacitly condoned by the law is not "justice".

REDDITFAGS ARE CANCER.

THIS IS WHY THEY ALL NEED TO DIE IN A BLAZING FIRE.

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>>36519390
Suicide's probably the best option for you right now.

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This shit is hard to read.
>hurr durr 4chinz is just as le cancer cringe
I get the desire to say that, but everyday what I see makes that look less and less true.

Redditors are the scum of humanity, even worse than 4chan. 4chin respects anonymity, people are blatantly told to fuck off if they don't respect that fact.
>quit namefagging you fucking moron
Ledditors don't give a shit about internet anonymity, they'll do anything that suits their fancy just to fuck some poor fuck over.

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>>36526260
>repeat until cummies amirite

whoever it was that drew these normies here
damn you

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WAIT HOL UP

If >>36525733
>>36525751
is actually the original OPee >>36519707


This doesn't feel quite right.

>teenage girl loses her father
>loses her house
>moves in with some nerd
>said nerd one day just manwalks into her part of the "room"
>starts beating his meat sniffing said shirt
>said mentally scarred teenage girls sits there still for an hour

>>somehow it's all chill next day
>>acting like nothing happened
>>actually hanging out with opee now

This is stockholm syndrome at its finest, you were the final straw that sent her over the edge. She will probably crack soon and end up a prostitute.

I'm scared for her

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>>36526260
original leddit proofs incoming

>>36526296
>>36526300
you missed the part where OP says they used to hang out as kids. They probably like each other but teenage awkwardness is ruining it.
Also you have to go back

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>>36526300
still bringing that original exposed material

I don't understand why they would idolize and mimic the place that has nothing but open disgust for their entire "culture".

>>36526111
They're fucking Roleplaying as us.
This shit's fucking disgusting.

>>36526358
Why pretend to post on 4chan when you can post on the real thing. Why do people do this?

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>>36526111
What in the fuck.

I've always heard about this place but never actually been there. It's worse than I fucking thought.

>>36525761
>jerked off to her
He didn't even really do that, he jerked it to some porn

>>36526435
why do things


bloxx

>>36526300
>Joke javelins
NO
O

>>36526435
every thread is like a best of thread for normioes who missed out

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>>36519390
I didn't fuck you OP, reddit fucked you. I'm sorry brah

If I was you I'd probably just be fucking dead but thankfully you aint me so I wish you luck man

>>36519390

top fucking hae

>>36519390
Oh it's you from THAT story. People actually found out about that shit huh?
It's your own fault for not covering your ass well enough.

>>36526435
>1
it could theoretically keep some of them off of here by convincing them of le bathroom wall of teh intenetz meme and staying content to browse there. Though it can cause a problem of one of them choosing to come here and crosspost.

>2
You're already on leddit all day because of some fucking reason and want to KEKEK XD at the 4chinz

>3
>>36526515

>>36526578
honestly, r/4chan made me come to /r9k/ because most of the posts are from there, but then I realized it was a cesspool so I just went back

>>36526622
Phoneposters should be banned

>>36526622
>so I just went back
well obviously not, perhaps you should correct that?

>>36526684
I don't use my phone for this
>>36526708
I'm just waiting for an update from OP, but I won't post it anywhere

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>>36519390
A real shame that people are so selfish and inconsiderate as to take your story and share it for their own personal gain; ultimately at a loss to you. But such behavior is expected from people and you should have covered your tracks better. I imagine this will be a lesson you won't soon forget. Also fuck reddit,
and good luck friend.

>>36519390
can we get some real proof here? not just a pic of a gym with blurred out faces. that proves nothing. i want a pic of you, a timestamp, the bedroom, and the girl. you'll have to be sneaky but it'll be well worth it.

>>36522268

Lol I remember you.

Can't believe you haven't been caught yet. You realise your capture is inevitable and you'll serve even longer right?

>>36525623
Keep in mind prisoners are brainletts that's why they're even there in the first place.

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>>36526296
women don't belong on /r9k/

go back to the normie net and stay there. this site isn't for you types.

>>36527288
Every animal goes into murder mode when its offspring are fucked with. Why would it surprise you when people as base as criminals react on those same instincts?

UPDATE. PLS SNIFF

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAH

*inhale*

HAHAHAEHHAHEHAHEEHAHHEHAEHAEHAEHAHAEHAHEAHEHAEHEAHHEHHAEHEAHHEAHHAHHEAHAHAEHAHHAEHAEHHAEHAEHAEHEHAHEAHEHAHEAHEHHEHHAEHEAHHAEHAEHHEAHEHHEA

>>36528175
Jesus Christ

These redditfags just don't stop

I'm all for that gorefag to start spamming his hair over there. Just make their cancerous ways end for chrissakes.

>>36519707
Why do reditfags have to ruin everything? They just come here and watch us like animals in a zoo. FUCKING STOP

>>36519390
You are on quite the zany fucking roller coaster op. I hope it all goes well. I'm sure if she's fine with you masturbating on her shirt she'll be cool with you being upset she saw

>>36519851
Because no one on leddit can make interesting, funny, thought provoking, or moving material

>>36528175
lol haha got em. Bro fist my dude. fucking nerds

>>36519877
They *try* to be ironic

>>36519390
OP if you fuck her you will be an r9k legend

>>36520124
Story's not over yet. There was just another part added.

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>>36528175
They are among us... GODDAMNIT SHOW YOURSELVES

>>36521823
Plz no be an hero. There's still some hope. And if you dont wanna be a mega queer and think about those closest to you and how hurt they'd be (probably even the $$$$ girl) then think of it this way: we need you to be THE hero not an. I want a resolution here and you KMS would be a shitty ending desu

Oh great, we cant even greentext anything now ij fear or faggots making everything ultra popular.
I thought 4chan was were you got doxxed?

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>>36519390
May kek bless you, anon.
Nice story and good luck.

>>36522411
Yo nigga y'all can be 18 and in school. I mean OP probably isn't but still

>>36522852
This is the follow-up story

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>>36522973
You may be honorable milord, but what if she was eating his string cheese. Surely an heroic valiant like you would understand the severity, even up high on your horse in your shining, white armor.

>>36523065
Wants to kill himself cuz everyone he knows read about him sniffing an emo chick's shirt and jizzing, when the real crime is that I now have r*ddit in my history

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oh my FUCKING god I HATE reddit

they think they start everything on the Internet, yet pull shit like this cause they're too scared of this stupid site

OP can't even complain, he said in the first thread that he went to reddit for normie advice but they didn't care

now he complains when they did care

in the first thread I said I'd follow this story to see how badly op gets screwed, I am happy now, fuck this faggot

>>36528643
This, just fuck her already and show them how alpha you are

The "Best of 4chan" twitter handle posted his jizzsniff thread. Guarantee you that's where the Reddit fags kiked it from. They always take shit from that twitter page and run with it

>>36528685
What? What was added?

>>36529242
He's saying this isn't the last we've heard of jizzsniff. There's gonna be more shit to hear

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>>36529442
looking forward to the third installation of the jizzsniff trials. i'll see you guys there

>>36520065
This.
literally ruin someone's life for some upvotes that don't matter in any shape way or form

>>36519390
fuccing reddit

>>36523763
Fuck off reddit trash

>>36528345
why does the fact that r/4chan exist make me so fucking angry. I don't even hate reddit that much, sometimes its the only place to find help for niche shit, and gallery mode is an easy way to pass the time, but this shit makes me mad

>>36526452
For the updoots

>>36519520
You can find them on Reddit if you are not full normie, they're in the comments

>>36522268
You get no mercy from me Pedo scum.

I hope the inmates make your death as painful as possible.

>>36521823
Blame the irredeemable reddit filth that lurks/posts here.

Us robros were genuinely trying our best to provide you with worthwhile advice.

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>>36521823
>post pics of girl + embarrassing story on internet
>suprised when both spread like wildfire
W E W L A D

>>36521823
sniffjizzer i legitimately want the conclusion of this story, if you want to go an hero then post one last time before doing it, if it somehow works out just post the conclusion.

>>36530146
le ebil internet

go back to roblox you fucking nerd, even your filename is cancerous

this post isnt spam

>>36519390
OP is a faggot, but can we issue a fatwa on Reddit?

>>36519390
who cares what the faggot ex says. what happened with the girl?

>>36522268
Oh shit the eternal Polish pedojew
Enjoy jail my fucked up friend

>>36525871
>after showing a graphic doccumentary about jack the ripper
why would they ever show this in a prison????

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>>36519390
This PowerShell script sucks.

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>>36521823
> >tfw you tell your internet friendos your secrets and they put it on the normie web
Before all that happened, you posted your secrets on the normie web yourself.
Kys

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>>36519390

You fucked up badly. You just lost the game of life. It's time to accept the shame you have put upon yourself.

If you plan on an hero, please give /r9k/ a good show and live steam it.

>>36530676
for the brittish keks
when i was in jail they would show pseudoscience documentaries on finding atlantis and shit
although at night they would show american horror story and everyone would get all psyched up to watch that shit

>>36531981
what crime did you commit

>>36532045
drug possession marijuana and xanax

>>36528560
>implying anyone on 4chan can do that either

>>36519800
It's his moms house

>>36532329

>Sharing a room with a teenage boy

You cant even act suprised when he jerks off, that's totally expected

>>36525623
>someone abducts/molests my child
>shoot him when he's being transported, well aware of my actions, get a life sentence, bearing full responsibility
>one day hideous, acne-ridden, morbidly obese manchild gets thrown in my cell with me
>clearly autistic, mentally deficient in all areas, don't fuck with him too much because of this
>one day he comes up to me and asks what I'm in for, tell him my story
>ask him back
>"Well, you see, in an anarcho-capitalist society, in which the market reflects the moral character of that society itself, rather than creating a moral feedback loop as seen with modern day 'crony-capitalism', someone who has ephebehebolognaphilia would be able to partake in their base desires without outside judgement because the the three participating parties, myself, the 7 year old girl I want to fuck, and her pimp, are all rational actors, and I am, therefore, not violating the NAP, making my actions moral, unlike you disgusting nigger-tier commie statist subhuman"
>easily beat the shit out of him because his retard strength stopped working after he passed a bmi of 50

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>>36519749

Sweet fucj I know ops brother, I've been in that room

pic from the other side of the room check the floor, white guy on floor with red shorts is ops brother, pretty sure he's the guy with the white shirt in ops pic

I have another pic from almost right where op was standing

ops brother lives in a bus parked up next to the gym kek

Ops built pretty good but his face and he's a total spastic. He could probably btfo any chads who mess with him but he'd probably spaz out

>>36532927
is ops brother that much of a hilarious asshole.

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>>36532927
Oh shit bruh the plot thickens

>>36532978

OP captured his likeness.

He's pretty funny but someone turned him up to 11 and broke the knob off, he's always on

>>36533094
anon, if tomorrow OP's brother is there ask him if his brother committed suicide.

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>>36528352
leleleleleleledditors need to be purged from our boards and IRL.

Beta uprising now!

>>36522545
>Also /r/4chan isn't that bad
Ebip le raydid army bost XDDDDD

>>36533158

His brother is literally always there he lives in a broken down bus parked in the back lot lol

OP is there almost always as well I'd bet money he's there right now if his last post is true

>>36533223
so is the girl in question cute? fuck off reggit nerds

>>36524290
How did you know Anon? 2yihejb

>>36533223
Not saying I don't believe you but is there anyway you could you get more proof?

>>36533266

I've never met her, I don't know anything but what's in OPs post

I just recognized the picture and put two and two together

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welp now I am 2000% more paranoid about posting anything about myself on 4chan

>>36528175
what if this incident is just a false flag operation which end goal is to merge reddit and 4chan or maybe I have too much /pol/ in my system

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>>36533292

Only other photo I've got if the room, taken from right next to where op was standing, on the other side of the divider

I'm not friends with either of them desu I just know them from the gym and I only go twice a month

>>36532927
Top fuckingg kek

>>36533557
>merge reddit and 4chan
It think it may be the opposite. With all the anons that were invested in the threads, including myself, angry about the faggot that posted this in r/4chan, the reddit boogeyman will only get stronger.

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These reddit shits fucking disgust me, we're always ready to fuck over our own like Eggman and even that bitch Ciara but these fucking redditors come and make a mockery out of our board with their 'le hella f*ckin epic 4chan screencaps'.

I'm patiently waiting until Anon gets tired of this shit and starts ruining some le reddit lifes.

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what the fuck is the point of r/4chan? why not just visit 4chan yourself?

>>36519520
Give the link to it then

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>>36519749
>looking for normie advice
>be 4channer
>have /adv/
>go to Reddit
sad to say he had it coming

>>36519390

Sorry this happened to you OP. You shouldn't have posted this story as it was happening. Greentexting once it's blown over is best.

>>36522634
I would like to see the pic too

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>>36534308
You can unblur the face

Update us OP, we're worried about you!

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deluxe edition screencap 1/2

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>>36535128

deluxe edition screencap 2/2

>>36533223
>>36521823

One of you better keep updating us about the whole thing.

Update when?
Original fellatio

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>>36525646
Hannibal.

>>36526296
She's autistic, there's no telling how she'd react to anything.

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>>36519656
HA, fuck anon, fuck